worst /pol/ shitposters

They're both losers so what's the point in competing

>>121022403
No contest. Canada stomps hard 8/10 times.
Australia 2/10 with a high difficulty.

>>121022403
Pull out the rake boys we got some leafs of out line.

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>>121022403
At least in Canada we have some people of influence like Jordan Peterson and Stefan Molyneux who are providing some kind of interesting dialog. Maybe Australia has some people like that but I don't know of any. I would love to hear from one since I love the accent.

the simple fact is that nobody likes leafposters. they're below even poos

YANKTARD HATE THREAD!

>>121022403
Australians don't compete with Canadians.

We win by default.

>>121022403
americas hat > britains human waste

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>>121023547

America would set them both straight

>>121023452
streuth m8

>>121022403
Canada. Australians can be funny sometimes but leafs never are.

>>121022403
I like Australians.
Canadians are nothing buy queers.

Go fuck yourself AusFAILIA. Go fuck an abo and then eat some vegemite and cry yourself to sleep u rite bogan trash.

I hate you and your country and all AusFAILIANS. Everything you are and everything you stand for. A lot of you even come here to take our jobs and cause issues with your constant insults you call """BANTER""".

You suck. You're pathetic. You're trash. You're garbage.

You're an AusFAILIAN.

Straya

Theres little ammo against them since nobody pays any attention to their politics

I don't give a fuck about trashing Aussies online. The eternal enemy to everyone is the Yank. You faggots are destroying Europe.

>>121022403
canada only wins in autism posting

>>121022403
Apples to oranges.

Aussies bring some amazing bantz that will put your sides into orbit. Leafs are like a dog that smells bad, yelps a lot, and pisses on the floor. You'd like the dog to fuck off, but you know you'd only miss him once he's gone.

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>>121023830
OHHHHHHH
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
KJHSASDLKJHSADLKFJHAS

A
>FUCKING
LEAF
BAHAHAHAHAH

>if you kill your enemies they win

BAHAHAHAHAHAH

>*breath in*
>lean back
>laugh at leaf flag

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

CANADA HAS LITERALLY NO ACCOMPLISHMENTS
JAJAJJAJAJA

SAD!

>>121022403
Seriously, we couldn't not win.
What you see here is merely recreational shit posting, you guys have no idea the true extent of our military grade shitposting. It's fucking frightening.

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>>121024040
I like you aussie cunts

Australians, because they're still so racist and conservative in so many places. Canada is much more progressive which = much more inclusive. Canadians thankfully elected Trudeau and they've been liberalising their nation quite rapidly. With the recent ban on hate speech against Muslims hopefully the last bit of race/class/gender discrimination stomped out of Canada and it can become the next "Rainbow Nation"

>>121023991
You misspelt muslim niggers.

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>>121024139
Nah, we've seen it. It's bretty gud.

>>121024172
we like you too.
:)

>>121022403
yes

>>121022403

Straya is almost always funny as fuck...


The Leaf is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Leaf and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

>>121024247
If America wasn't in the middle east the whole thing wouldn't be happening.

And why do Yanktards suck Aussie dick so hard?

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umm sweetie it's no contest

>>121023991
triggering americucks was so much easier before flags

Australia are at least entertaining, leaf posters are 99% trash

>>121024325
That was a good day.

>>121022403
Why do the Americans always have to drag us Australians & Canadians to entertain you with some shitposting meme that you created

Sage & Reported

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>>121024373
That's like saying your neighbours dog wouldn't have bit the kid across the road, because you were blowing your uncle for maple syrup.
It just doesn't make sense.

>>121023537
most of us don't care about geo-politics because none of it affects us. Australians only talk about Australia because the rest of the world is somehow even more fucked

Leafs would come in third in a competition between 2 teams. Figure that out and you'll have your answer.

I wish it wasn't Canada, but here we are

>Annex and nuke us plz

>>121024749
It's a product of intervention. The source of it comes from Americans blowing people's homes up for muh freedom. But sure, for the sake of it, it makes no sense.

>>121024663
>moot

Literally who?

>>121022403
Aussies can be funny with the banter they throw out

leafposters are just taking out the frustrations they have with their country being irredeemable degenerate trash in trying to emulate the technique and failing miserably, only funny in that you laugh at them

>>121022403
As a leaf, when I want to Australia and made the same shitposts for a few weeks I was lauded and deemed hilarious. Now that I'm back in Canada all I get is

>a fucking leaf!!!!!
>DUDE WEED

sucks man. having a leaf is worse than being indian

>>121022403
the aussies are overrated and the canuks are try hards

proxies are the best shitposters

>>121022403
Reminder that being a good shitposter doesn't entail being funny to anyone other than the shitposter. Judging based on the amount of "A FUCKING LEAF" posting on /pol/, Canada produces the most butthurt by far compared to the typical "Ebin bantz Australia" the second any aussie types "fuck off ya cunt". Not that I care what a bunch of fags on a burmese light show database think.

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At least everyone knows our guy's name

>>121022403
Silky smooth, bare bottom Baron Trump

>>121024339
no we dont cunt

>>121024801
Well we can say that about Canada too. Our only neighbour is the US of my God A. We have close ties with them and they will basically protect us from anything. We have face no real danger geopolitically so we can take the same stance as Australia.

>>121024989
But why would you be blowing your uncle for maple syrup, doesn't that shit literally grow on trees?

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>>121022403
>>121023354
>>121023547

You know what? Fuck you. I've had it. I've tried to play nice. I've tried to laugh it off. But enough is enough. The Canada-hate thing is getting old. I know we have a reputation for being kind and polite, but that ends now.

The Canada-hate has to stop. First of all, it's based off a lie - that we're cucked because our Prime Minister is a “cuck”, as you call it. That isn't even true. Justin Trudeau is a former boxer, snowboarder, and environmentalist. Name me one "real" man who can claim even two of those things! Secondly, Canadians aren't shitposters. We speak our feelings. We tell you the truth. We share our opinions. If that's what counts as shitposting these days, then call me an Aussie. I don't know why Americans are so intimidated by hearing genuine, thoughtful criticism of their country and their politics, but you obviously are. All I can say to that is: deal with it. It's the 21st century. This is the information age. If information scares you, then go back to your bumfuck trailer somewhere and hang on to your delusions. So what if we welcome refugees and are legalizing weed? Me? I'm a freethinker. I'm an idea man. I thrive off of enthusiasm. And I fucking love science. So when a Canadian is nice enough to offer you constructive criticism, take it as a compliment. Because we want to see you thrive as a country. We want to see you progress and follow us into the future.

End Canada-hate NOW.

>>121024663
>2013

try current year sweetie

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>>121025149
>try hards
>just say something a leftist would and spam 'rural and suburban retard'

if only people stopped feeding them

>>121025126
pffft! prove it, post something
>hilarious

>>121025314
CALM THE FUCK DOWN

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Reminder that the following are the three kinds of /pol/

>USA
>Norway
>Australia

Prove me wrong.

Protip: You cant

>>121025314
Fuck me, a little defensive aren't we?

>>121025314

You talk like a fag and your shits all retarded.

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>>121022403
I seriously can't get over how much April Fools revealed that the FUCKING LEAFs are the problem on almost every board on this site. /vint/ and /spa/ were real eye-openers, even though I already knew that Canadians always make absolutely abhorrent posts.

>>121025558
>Norway

kings at bashing Swedes for sure

>>121025314
how does your post help the reputation of canada at all?
you just cried for 8 lines, shitcunt leafposter.

Also, the only Australians I know are fucking hippie outdoor-sports types who come here to become snowboarding and rock-climbing instructors but end up working some shitty job until they build up enough money to leave. Based on my impressions aussies are fags.

>>121025422
I'm talking about off the cuff comments...I can't just come up with a random joke for you like I'm some nigger doing a jig

>>121022512
/thread

i prefer the dingos

>>121025754
>fucking hippie outdoor-sports types
dingo stole your girl?

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>>121022403
-burgers
-belgians and dutch are horrible but minimal
-leafs have a disproportionate number of genuinely malformed posters with zero identity and capacity for independent thought. The disadvantage of an easy going laid back culture; they've ground to a halt and are unable to discern the warp and weft of the national thingamujig because of it's very low profile.
-aussies are often pretty funny

Yanks have the largest volume of truly shit posters. Real simpletons. America's position of dominance has allowed them to defer the development of a brain as well as remaining quite unaware of that fact. And by osmosis they're plagued with all manner of truly stupid notions that are almost hard wired into their personas. Allowing them to unironically make comments such as, "oh, we should take that country out hur dur". Not all, of course, many are quite astute, but the bad ones are baaaad.

>>121025683

Stop being Canadian

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If you kill us we win.

Canada during the winter. In the spring/summer/fall we are pretty chill

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>>121025314
Incredible. Didn't know Canada was capable of this much anger.

>>121025314
lmao

a pasta was born-

>>121025314
Wow, a lot of people sure took this bait pasta

>>121025314
leaf stop being a faggot with feelings

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>>121024637

You shouldn't be embarrassed. Straya earned that title fair and square.

>>121024373
Yes this. If America wasn't in the Mid East it would be a virtual paradise, not just its great natural beauty, like the ever present smell of burning oil and feces, but in its warm, kind, and enlightened people. No place can compete with the Mideast before American involvement. Millions of families from around the world flocked to Yemen, Iraq, Syria, Iran, and others, not just for safe and fun vacations, but to move their families there to live under the shining light of the Mideastern world. Under every burka is a perfect 10, and the way they arrange their trash in piles on the side of the road is quite frankly, a work of art. Every day is a party in the Mideast before we came and ruined it all.

Also, we are not majorly involved in sub Saharan Africa, why are they feeing to Europe too. And Europe, you didn't have to let them in.

So my vote goes to Canada. May you all choke on a French Fry covered in that disgusting semen looking stuff.

>>121026036
It's a copypasta

Our guy cucked your first daughter's hubby.

>>121025314

Post pics of feet, please.

>>121024637
Exhibit a

>>121026118
Meant for>>121026029

>>121026077
lel it's gravy ya silly booger

>>121025288
Indonesia is a major threat. If our government one day went stupid and started letting in everyone like Canada does then we'll be fucked.

>>121025314
Trudeau is pretty bad. You must be from Ottawa... or Vancouver. Those are the only two places that love Trudeau in 2017

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leafs really are the worst

>>121022403
we draw from a very diverse pool of shitposters not just whites = more butthurt

>>121026155
ooo, a google search has prooved that it is.

Thanks anon

yo

As evident from the "Who would win in a war between Indonesia and Australia" threads that get made occasionally, Aussies have a very apparent weak spot. Never have I witnessed more butthurt Aussies than in those threads.

When Canadians get butthurt they just double down on the autism so they're literally unbeatable

You see. Us Australians participate in quality posting and bantz posting.

Leafs simply shit up threads with lel xd and various other reddit tier memes.

>>121025314
Ahahahahaha. KEKED.

>>121026341
thats classic

>>121022403
Frog canadian here. Can I be on the cuckoalas side?

>>121022403
australia has quality good fun shitpost, canada is just pure shit, like straight up fucking garbage,australia has the best shitpost

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>fukken emus

Yeah well at least our government doesn't ban nerf guns.

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>>121026287


Aussies have a better military than shit Indonesia. They have to, because their most fearsome enemy is lurking in the Outback, just waiting to strike again.

>>121025865

Talk shit: That's an annexing.

Go too liberal: That's definitely an annexing.

>>121022403
Leafs are the best poster. Fuck off burger Tyrone and Stacy are waiting for you to come watch to continue

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>>121025314
you shame our country!!!
defending that fag trudeau was over the line!
and in the honor of Charlie Murphy, you are a habitual line crosser!!!

Please never speak upon our behalf again.

Heres how it goes.
As an old stock Canadian I can attest we were once a great nation of warfighters, badasses and lumberjacks. We are now reduced to halfbreeds and refugees.
What once was will never be, and what would have been, will never come to pass...
Canada is a nation that has potential, if only the right breed could come and bring us back into the future!
We need to be attacked by America! Only the land of the free and the home of the brave can save us from our cucked prime minister.
I will not throw up arms againsts American attackers as long as they give me equal gun rights with the best of American states!!!

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Leafs are undoubtedly the best posters on the internet, their unequivocally superb prowess in the field of original and impromptu comedy stylings are above par and are a beacon of what we, as un-Canadian posters, should strive to be more like.

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Australian shitposts give you cancer.
But Leafposts give you AIDS.

>>121026361

So true

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>>121025314

Calm down it is banter.

The Indians have it worse, they can't be mentioned without POO posting

>>121026676
and it clearly does'nt ban cucked prime ministers

>>121022403
Australians can't even compete with big emu cock.

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RIP

>>121026960
At least he's a cuck who could care less about guns.

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>>121025314
hahaha yess

>we don't sound like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHOBhgjc1Jc

>>121024339
Cringe

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Theres something inherently sad about the Canadians. The Australians are bro tier, perhaps the greatest shitposters alive. An American sees the Australian as a friend, a counterpart. The Australian has honor and courage.

The leaf shares none of these traits.

>Day of rake when?

>>121022403
The best shitposters are Australian.
The worse are French.
Each time I see a French flag, it's a retard speaking.

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>>121027277

>77

Those digits don't lie

Two ways to go about it

>Aussie shitposting is shitposting of the highest quality

>leaf shitposting is like a runaway train

So it's quality v. quantity

>>121027319
nah the worst are the fucking Turkish pricks, they are so angry

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>>121023773
>are nothing buy queers
>buy queers
>buy
what did he mean by this?

>>121027277
>clearly canadian

oh god i want that shit to come back so bad.

>>121026855
Thanks, its too kind, but we are nothing compared to the subtile and cleaver aussie humor delivered with such a graceful shitiness that you even manage to make a leaf blush.

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Australian shitposters are some of the finest human beings I have ever encountered. Leaves are just invertebrate, Islam-fancying, crossdressing cunts.

>>121022403
depends on /sp/ straya shitpost hardcore all the time

The only time the fucking snowniggers shitpost is when it's olympic hockey.

>>121027277
>Theres something inherently sad about the Canadians

did you know weedman promised to give syrians 800millions after the chemical attacks? nothing good happens here

http://globalnews.ca/video/3359092/trudeau-says-government-says-canada-to-give-syria-840m-following-deadly-attack

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>>121025865

Our shitposting is cheeky and fun, leaf posting is pure malice and hatred for all good things

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>>121027050

You can see the fear in her eyes. The emu is not to be fucked with (like the majority of Straya's wildlife).

>>121027420
He was saying they are nothing b'y, queers.

>>121027470
that's why the leaf is red :3

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>>121022403
leafs they post more interracial porn

Leafs and Aussies will join forces to overthrow the burgers. Day of the diet is coming fatties.

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>>121024453
ummm excuse me hello sweetie who got a GET so great that mods literally deleted it out of outrage?

>>121027570
>You can see the fear in her eyes

We call that "respectful awareness" around these parts

>>121025314
I'm a leaf living in burgerland, and you make me ashamed to be Canadian. Why are you such a sad cunt brah?

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>>121027670
don't ruin the surprise

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>>121027586
>buy queers
>buy que
>buy
>
>buy
>beers
>buy beers
I can drink to that

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>>121027670
with your fairy bread and our syrup, we'll get them with diabetes

>>121027277
I'll tell you whats sad, pretending Australians are like some old war buddy because you reply "EBIN" every time he says "Cunt". This "bromance" shit is annoying and gay.

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>tfw no diversity and multicutinism
why even live

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>>121022403
Stryans have the bantz over Canada. Canada produces more, but I go with quality over quantity, so Stryans win.

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>>121027686

>umm,
>excuse me
>sweetie
>literally
>boasting about gets

neck yourself cunt

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>>121027510
You have a problem with people who identify as a religion of peace?

Canadian shitposting is a glib facsimile of Australian shitposting.

>>121024172
Cheers cob

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>>121027906
deep down he wants to fukken die

To ask why leaves shit post is to ask why leaves fall.

It is in our nature.

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>>121027757
>guy with paralyzed legs is meant to hold the ball on those noodles
>legless has a rack for it

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>>121027670
>day of the diet
>mfw

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>>121022403
TFW IF AMERICA AND BRITAIN DID THEIR OWN LAND PLOWING FOR ONCE THEYED HAVE NO FUCKING WORRIES LATER ON, LAZY CUNTSWEENIES .

>>121027904
ebin

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>>121022403
The only way to win is to not play

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>>121027844
>quality over quantity
unlike your women

>>121028096
cunt

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>>121028166
our PM's a fukken joke

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>>121028183

Unlike """""""Canadian"""""""""" """£""""""women"""""""""

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>>121028242
HE MUST TRULY BE ROYALTY, no one can fuck up looking through a microscope like they can. that shitty cleavage behind him has more fucking brain power.

>>121028183
At least our women are still more feminine than our men.

>>121028242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkSIdKMd9vE

>>121028210
EBIN

>>121025314
>Because we want to see you thrive as a country
Quebec here. Does that apply to us also?

>>121028242
"Yes, I see our countries final shred of dignity."

>>121022403
Ukraine

>>121028505
CUNT

>>121025314
>flag
>a fucking leaf

Aus should win, their Koalas have fucking syphilis, how the fuck does that happen without some aussie fucking a koala... Jast sayian

>>121028515

No matter how entitled, narcissistic, and financially irresponsible, I'm proud to say that Quebec is a vital part of Canada's identity.

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>>121022403
Australians being shitposters is a meme

Canadian quality posts dominate in every category, buttblasting, effortposting, memeing, hot takes, etc. slower, browner amerikwans can't compete

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ITT a shitposting bonanza from all sides directed at all posters. Congratulations OP

>>121028242
why does he have a gom jabbar?

>>121028587
keep it fresh, colgate

>>121027774
as if a fag like that would be here...

>>121027510
63 million Abbos, I seriously doubt that.

>How many Aborigines were killed?
>After European settlers arrived in 1788, thousand of aborigines died from diseases; colonists systematically killed many others. At first contact, there were over 250,000 aborigines in Australia. The massacres ended in the 1920 leaving no more than 60,000.
>https://www.culturalsurvival.org/publications/cultural-survival-quarterly/australian-aborigine

>>121025314
>And I fucking love science
best part imo

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>>121028675
so your saying the fbi director is the op, atlast i truly see.

>>121027319
kek

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>>121028430
>>121028393

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>>121028964
hahahahahaha mabye thats the 1/10


here we go

>>121028857
indeed. everyone else hates science because it causes autism.

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>>121023537
This guy has some interesting insights into modern politics and social issues

>>121027670
Not bad, Straya. This is what the leaf can't attain.

>>121029206
how the fuck am i supposed to know who that is, faggot?

>>121028645
Ok. So it does'nt apply to us.

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>>121025314

>>121022403

If we're talking mass/bulk I'd say a fucking leaf, if we're talking quality though then Aussies have them beat hands fucking down.

>>121029294
>that's the shitpost.jpg

Strayans are pretty cool guys. I'd rather hang out with them than burgerfats

>>121029515
we like you too.
:)

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>>121028242
why did we choose this bastard

>>121029515
think we can coax american into separating the landmass with lazers.

>>121023537
They have Clementine Ford...

>>121029294
>>121029206
Russell Coight

>>121022403
Austrailia has higher quality on their banter.
Canada focuses more on quantity before quality

>>121022403

communism is good in theory but in practice it doesnt work

>Canada couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Australia in a week
TOP KEK AUSTRALIAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Canadians are ITCHING for a war with Australia. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Australian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Australian pig shit they see. When Canada's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

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>>121029587
(((Trudeau)))

>>121029735
Stryans got the bantz

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>>121029760
"What do I look like, a charity case?"

>>121028242
He's probably the greatest shitpost Canada ever made. So we win!

>>121027757
Why the fuck do people do this? It's got to be humiliating beyond belief.

The Aussie shitposts with the full knowledge that he is shitposting. The leaf shitposts with the belief that he is bringing intelligent discussion and debate to the thread.

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>>121029864
Kek, unbelievable

>>121028857
Agree totally

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Hmmmm let's compare them.
Australia
>most notorious blacked spammers since 2013
>non blacked shitposts are actually kind of funny
>top bantz

Canada
>Notorious Drumpfposters
>Constantly spam /pol/ with SJW shit ironically (maybe)
>Defend sjw shit on /v/ as the /intv/ merger showed
>Canada is literally plebbit: the country

I vote Leafs because they can't even contain their shit on /pol/.

>>121029983
Self awareness is not a strong suit for leafs. Stryans are more grounded

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>>121029983
t. burger

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>>121030034

I'll just leave this here.

>>>/v/373805894

>>121025622
It's because we have Toronto

If extraflags was an official feature you'd see 99% of the worst posts coming from Toronto

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>>121024344

>>121025780
I can. Cause I'm Aussie
You were never here if you went back
No sane person would

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>>121030194
>your posting ID
what did kek mean by this?

>>121030194
Pretty sure that's an old /b/ copypasta.

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>>121030034

Canada 1 world 0

eat shit losers

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>>121022403
You know what? I'm fucking sick of these threads. Not because it just usually devolves into some shit show of who thinks they have they better bantz. But because genuine anger is generated between predominantly white countries. Refer here >>121025314
And it's so fucking blatantly obvious, yet here we fucking go again. You mods are shit cunts. Lick my sweaty nuts.

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>>121030282
>K K KEK

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>>121030034
>>121030146
/pol/ as an old stock canadian youre making me cry.... i fucking hate the people and im growing to hate my country, we were badasses in the world wars, and they all died with them...

my grandparents were one of the few to live after ww2, kill me /pol/ pls.

>>121025622
maybe we just like to troll because it fucking sucks outside for all but 3 months

>>121030389

>whoosh

Australia has higher shilling quality.

>>121030389
Hey cheer up now. O'Leary can still uncuck Canada if he wins the next election. Also isn't Trudeau's approval rating pretty low?

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Dude we live in the gayest liberal possessive Paradise and you hate our per capita internet penetration ratio.

Australian shitposts are fun, Canadian shirposts are just awful and not even meant to be shitposts, just what they actually believe.

>>121030529
HOW DO WE RESCUE YOU

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>>121030549
>O'Leary can still uncuck Canada
hes anti gun as fuck, he might be able to un cuck canads financd after trudope but thats all

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>>121024339
>>121029555
well you're a friendly cunt aren't you

>>121030572
>A fucking leaf wants to take in an anonymous Iraqi posting on an anime forum as a refugee

NEVER CHANGE, CANADA.

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yea nah get fucked cunts

>>121030632
Does Canada have any other viable conservative candidates at all?

>>121025314
wow you are the living leaf shitposting cucked stereotype, now please leave /pol/ and my Country. thanks.

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>>121022403

Its time to flip some fucking burgers!

>>121030194
Canadian Dolphin fuckers

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>>121030333
trips of truth

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>>121030701
bernier, i havent been following the races but canada has been a liberal country for ages, unless trudeau goes to war he wont lose after legalizing dope in 2018, which he will.

>>121030916
How popular is Bernier?

Maybe Trudeau cucking out after a terrorist attack might kill his reputation.

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>>121031029
>Maybe Trudeau cucking out after a terrorist attack might kill his reputation.
it would probably go up, you have no idea how cucked canada is.

>>121026194
I heard they still love him in the gay village

>>121028587
Not a leaf, it's a shitskins living on gimedats here. If only we could bring back the work camps like in 40-45 germany, we could atleast have a use for sandniggs, niggers and indians

>>121031122
Fuck. Even Sweden is starting to wake up now and it looks like Canada will become the new Sweden here.

Best emigrate to the USA while Trump is president.

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>>121026747
When life = daily fight for survival against animals, poisonous insects, and leafposts, you'd better have a bloody sense of humour m8.

Bastards are everywhere down under. Pic related cunts
>t. Aussie who had 2 big bastards in his bedroom last night
>one is still here
>killed a flesh eating bastard 2 nights ago that fell from the roof onto my bed
Like the list of reasons for why Straya is better than NZ, it just never ends

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>>121025314

>>121025936
We tried twice.

-Quebec-

>>121030635
/pol/ needs our love
:)

>>121031122
>it would probably go up, you have no idea how cucked canada is.
>>121031029
anything anti american and anti war is pro canada.

>>121027004
>kiwi
You of all people should not be attempting to mock others about sex with animals

>>121031261
Is there any vegan flesh eating bastard?

>>121027904
*rapes you*

What now big boi?

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Canada is shit

>>121030278
Australia is more chink infested than Canada...and your abbos are even worse than ours. Why wouldn't I come back?

>>121025314
A

Australia is best royal colony

>>121027277
>digits
Greatest ally confirmed! Daddy drinks too much these days and I think he's converting to Islam.

>>121027774
That would be because we are old war buddies. Cunt

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>>121031261
>Like the list of reasons for why Straya is better than NZ, it just never ends
whats wrong with NZ? ive always wanted to go hunting there... Ive seen many hunting shows, it looks magnificent.

>>121022403
I'm amazed Canadians have the brainpower to get out of bed every day with their limbs all malformed from breeding with moose and bears

I'm pretty sure we still own them as well

>>121031593
Germany is best T*rk colony.

>>121031727
>I'm pretty sure we still own them as well
you wish, our gun laws arent half as bad as yours minus suppressors.

>>121031261

Jesus fucking christ. How do you go to sleep with a fucking huntsman in your room? What if it pops down in the night and has a nibble on your cock?

>>121031811
Ehhhhhhh

Pretty sure we still own you

The deed is around here somewhere

we win

Americans here have such a huge case of "Little man syndrome" it's not even funny. What's your beef over anyways?

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>>121023676
Not so fast leaf

>>121031991
Oz have banter

Da leaf? No banta

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i got here as fast as i could

>>121025314
WE HAVE A WINNER

>>121030572
KEK.

>>121022403
The kids are growing up so fast.

>>121023547
>implying they arent the same but leafs are actually insecure faggots

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>>121031261
Flesh eating spiders... Nice, very nice.

>>121029756
Soon you'll all be too stoned to do anything, let alone stop yourself getting cucked by rittur chink dick en masse
>canuck makes empty threats against Straya while his wife gets riced

At least a horde of based chinks would stop Canada turning rainbow... Unlike some

>>121031943
we still take an oath to the queen in the military and always will, canadian englishmen will always cherish our british heritage, as being apart of the greatest empire that ever existed.

tell that to the fucking idiots who want to take the queen off of our bank notes though

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>>121030660
Why can't you be like him, senpai?

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Cancucks think they're better than Auscunts at shitstirring all the uptight Merkins on this site...

>he thinks winning the Cleft Palate competition is a good thing.

>>121032712
queen boner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gHdWBK1724

Geoffrey

brb restarting truck inconspicuously for a sec

>>121032712
The French ones need to be nuked from orbit

>>121033016
as an englishmen who grew up in quebec i can attest for that fact, theres many good french quebecers but as long as you nuke cornwall ontario i wont mind. its on the quebec border anyways.

>>121031413
>vegan spider
Probably in Melbourne, Straya's pozz HQ

>>121029613
>some disgusting feminist who that no one likes and no one takes seriously.

We don't make our crazy SJWs into PMs unlike leaf nation m8.

>>121033016
believe it or not its mostly torontonians who want to take the queen off of our bills.
>>121032712

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>>121033250
No way! not the Torontonians!

Beware the crows

>>121033016
What are you saying?

>>121031701
Besides the earthquakes, crap pay, Maori gangs and sheep rapists yeah it's pretty sweet.
>Yeah nah m8
Don't mind the bantz, it's just Aus NZ rivalry. If you go see NZ outdoors you'll love it.

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>>121033333
nice quints, wont save you from getting nuked though you liberal fucking shitheads

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>>121025314
It hasn't even begun

>>121025314
Sorry, we just can't top this. You win. Happy?

>>121031828
>daddy is scared of spiders
Don't worry, huntsmans eat other spiders and can't kill you, so he's really like a m8.
>wotif spider nips ya dick at night
I'll wake up with a sore dick and a bit of a headache not knowing what happened. Standard good weekend really

>>121033516
Fuck I didn't even see that. I'm not from Toronto....

>>121022403
Leaf's arent even good shiposters, they're just really stupid and make people mad with their retarded out of place comments. at least aussies treat shitposting as the art it is

>>121033407
I'm saying you better elect le pen so we can take down the EU

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>>121024453
dont forget about

you guys are all very cute ^_^

>>121033811
I know ^_^

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>>121025314
This.

>>121033714
LIARRRRRRRRRRR

>>121033581

Yes.

>>121022403
Leafs win hands down, if the purpose is to piss me off. Aussies are funny and you can't tell if they're actually serious

>>121033224
REAL TALK
E
A
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T
A
L
K

I reckon once Trump has drained the swamp, he's gonna clean up the garden..

>>121034218
this

Wanna play a game?

>>121033310
Holy shit that would make national news if a store owner did that in the USA