What triggers you, /out/?

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>>903482
society

people shitting near water
people shitting and not covering it or digging it
people burning tents, chairs, or other things that don't burn
people smashing glass bottles
people littering in general

tl;dr people

>>903487
Tents burn quite well desu because of the synthethic fabric

>>903482
Bushcrafters

>>903482
People who think bushcrafters are hurting the environment like their tuna or salmon fishing...

Manchildren who carry a gun everywhere they go.

>>903482
4chan

>>903487
the annoying part is, they never stay out long enough to get mauled

>>903482
just people leaving trash

Not having true /out/doors or wilderness in my country
Obnoxious people that aren't really /out/ and don't care to pack their trash back, polluting the few nice spots that we have here
People that clearly are too dumb to go /out/ and end up calling SAR to save their asses or make fires that propagate to the nearby trees and end up fucking it for the rest of us with more restrictions.
The bureaucracy surrounding /out/doors. i.e. retarded laws put in place to prevent retarded people doing retarded shit which they do anyway because they're retarded and the fucking law can't prevent them from being retarded.


Yeah that's pretty much it. I wish I could go /out/ in bumfuck nowhere NA, Russia or Straya.

>>903482
People leaving trash
People being noisy
People that claim to be into the outdoors but when going /out/ they complain constantly (Woman on a hike) that they're tired/it's hot/cold/ Oh my god is that a spider can we go?

Skinwalkers

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>>903491
The smoke does a good job keeping the bugs and skinwalkers away too.

>>903482
Minorities invading MY fishing spots. They leave trash everywhere and keep every little thing they catch (except for the invaisive and destructive snakeheads they throw back) and absolutely destroy fishing spots.

people who aren't ultralight
people who don't use cuben fiber packs
people that kick over rock piles

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>>903555
Checked.

And I could believe the first two, but reading the third left no doubt that it was b8. Even the fags that build cairns enjoy kicking over other people's piles of rocks.

>>903491
yeah but tent poles don't, smartarse.

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people littering

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>>903617

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People who let their dogs jump on and lick strangers and then called the cops when I bear sprayed their dog. I don't give a fuck if he's friendly, or just wants to play, I don't fucking like dogs.

>>903617
Yeah serration on folding knives trigger me too

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>>903617
Yeah buddy!

I think the serrations make that one worse

Also
>saved

>>903617

Whatever starts a fire, man.

>>903713
>bear spraying a non-aggressive dog

how'd the cops handle that?

>>903770
If it wasn't on a leash or he told the owner to keep the dog away then there would be no problem. I can legally kill a dog that's off a leash where I'm at. All I would have to say is that I felt threatened and that's enough.

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>>903765
It sharpens you're knoife at the same time!

>>903771

Do you carry a gun for your dog slaying? Spear? Machete?

>>903773

(know you're joking) Not really. Fire rods fuck up edges pretty good and fast. But the alternatives with the coated knives are bad without altering the knife with a fire rod striker on the spine.

>>903774
I'm not the person that bear sprayed a dog. I am just saying that it's justified in the eyes of the law. If you are on public land and let your dog roam free then don't get butthurt when someone hurts your dog and then sues you.

This shit happens all the time. Some shithead at a park lets his dog off the leash. A person who is terrified of dogs tazes/maces it thinking that the dog playing with him/her is attacking. Dog owner gets ticketed heavily and the dog is most likely taken away.

>>903777
Not if you get the Lansky™ Diamond Fire Steel.

>>903784

I guess what I also like about those pics is that they're shit $10 knives. Post a $400 knife striking a firesteel on the edge and it will by extra fun.

>>903482
people posting

>>>/out/

on other boards.

>>903822
This tbqh senpai

>>903822
Other boards don't have Pepsi shitting up every thread with their autism. /out is also very left leaning and almost hippy tier. Post a thread about hunting and you will have it ruined by people on here who are against it and can't just ignore the thread.

I much prefer posting /out/ shit on the non containment boards.

>>903780
>tazer an unleashed dog

Great, now I need a fucking Tazer!

>>903713
>>903771
>>903780
Is this a meme? I kinda want to do it, not because I hate dogs, but I do hate people that hike with dog's off leash and I want to teach them a lesson by pepper spraying them right in the face at close range.

With no cams and a head start what can they do?

>>903770
good, they shot it to death when the dog tried licking them.

>>903860
>do you know where that tongue has been
>not on mfw

>>903854
If it's on public land and it is off the leash or if it is within biting range and you feel threatened then the law is on your side. Same thing for if an unleashed dog comes on your property. My grandpa shot his nigger neighbor's Rottweiler for running into his yard where my cousins were playing. The nigger had to pay for "damages" caused to my grandpa's fence caused by the dog.

>>903770
I left as soon as the cops were called, so I'm not sure how it was handled.

>>903549
>>903554
skinwalkers probably arent real anyways...

>>903854
it's just bait to provoke the dog owners

>>903482
lesbians
they make no sense

>>903780
>If you are on public land and let your dog roam free then don't get butthurt when someone hurts your dog and then sues you.
i wouldn't i carry a shovel for this very reason
i take my dog home and bury the asshole on site

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>>904301
You don't understand why somebody could be attracted to a beautiful girl?

Straight women confuse me more tbqhwy. I completely understand how lesbians think.

>>904304
A shovel isn't gonna bring your dead dog back.

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Jewish women

>>903484
Fpbp

>>904320
Don't be a drumpflord stormweenie here

Anon from /k/ trying to ruin Christmas

>>903713
I hate you so fucking much.

>>904320
4th from right nb nb

>>903554
>>903543
People being racist or sexist. The outdoors are where we put aside our differences

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>>904635
I just learned this morning that there was a naked vid of Erin Andrews and her Jew nose. Looks like that girl with blonde hair.

I gotta say, not great quality and you never know what you're gonna get with stuff like this (think Hope Solo) but it was not bad at all.

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>>903554
>muh fishin spot
Mostly white homeless fucks killing off my local /out/ spots. Kill yourself fagit

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>>903773
Keked at your name

>>904654
i bet that's private property, you trespassing nigger.

Garbage and trash on in wilderness areas. Fucking kills me to see Mountain House bags and Nature Valley wrappers blowing around when i'm trying to enjoy myself.

>>904044
You clearly have never been out overnight. This is complete heresy.
>>903788
If you buy a knife for 400 bucks for doing woodwork or other out stuff then you are beyond help anyway.

>>904306
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNTV8A3i8TE

>>904319
you never heard of indian burial grounds i see

>>903482
The movie "wild"

Don't watch it.

>>904702
this tbqh family

>>904639
She's not Jewish

Eucalpytus forests

>>904702
>>904716
People getting triggered by the movie "wild".
It's a fine film and getting triggered by her sucking at doing /out/ stuff (especially in the beginning) just shows an inappropriate sense of elitism. Getting triggered by the other aspects of the film like a women finding redemption shows nothing more then your misogynistic ways.

There is reasons to not like the movie but if you're triggered by it i'm pretty sure its gonna be because of these reasons and well, that's kinda low...

>>903482
Who's this boner condoner

>>903854
Yes, its been some outbait for awhile. River shitting, get a Mora, batoning, wolf body slamming, fireworks to deter bear attacks, geocache pooping, cairin kicking, and pepper spraying/killing unleashed dogs are some /out/ origin memes. I have been on /out/ since the beginning. I still remember /out/s 1st meme, the plague Dr offering his camping neihbor some crisps.
My favorite /out/ moment was the great patch war from a year or two ago.
Am I leaving out in memes Sc/out/s?

>>904739
Fuck....forgot needing a super expensive tarp for /out/

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>>904718
Look at that nose and tell me she doesn't have the blood of Israel in her

>>904742
Don't be a stormweenie

>>904739
What is wolf bodyslamming

>>904755
Some anon started a thread about killing a wolf that attacked him and his GF. When asked how he said he hit it with his hatchet then body slammed it. He was then ridiculed for being a lying piece of shit. He continued to defend his bodyslamming of the wolf. For a long time after this thread anytime someone would ask about protection from wild animals the response would be "just bodyslam it". I think the south african shitty patch maker even had a wolf bodyslamming parch at one point.

>>904739
>forgot wool cloak

>>904739
>fireworks for beats == laser to blind bears

Ftfy.

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>>904764
I gotchu senpai

>>904766
I did forget about laser to blind bears, but the original thread was some anon asking if he could use left over fireworks to scare off a charging bear.
>>904767
Did that go into production?

>>904739
Orange peels

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>>904739
>River shitting
mfw i probably started that meme

>>904739
you forgot the $300 axe meme, the piss drinking meme, the you need a gun to hike meme and lot of others that been plaguing this board for years.

>>904987
>you need a gun to hike meme
I don't live in bear country, but I can completely understand why people who live in bear country carry firearms.
It's so ignorant and irresponsible to just assume every part of the wilderness is safe.

>>903482
Niggers

>>905002
it's so ignorant and irresponsible to ignore statistics

Dayhikers
People who don't sleep under a cuben fiber tarp
People with a base weight over 15

>>905166
15kg? Not too bad.

Sometimes I bring a few extra kilos of rocks tho so I can build the perfect cairns.

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>>904320
>5 n 6

>>904769
fireworks would work though

https://youtu.be/XQz3P_uh5Es

>>904731
agreed

>>905002
it's a fucking meme dude hillbilly wisdom
>>905017
this

you don't need shit bears will leave you the fuck alone and if they don't only like 1 in a million cases where pepper doesn't work.

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>>904320
that's a pretty disgusting pic tbhfam

>>904739
>River shitting
>Not Geocache shitting

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>>905369
When you gotta go, you gotta go. There isn't always a Geocache nearby so you just find the closest river.

>>903554
>>National Geographic titties
Time to fap!

>>903482
Losing an election

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>>904734

Cucklord.

I thought it was an okay movie. I mainly enjoyed the nature shots.

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>>905389

>>905017
we have lots of safety features in our lives even if the odds of it happening are small

I don't expect my house will burn down but I still have a fire extinguisher at home

>>905373
That pic shows what's best about river shitting. No needs to clean up. The turds are just swifted downstream away from your camp. Dip your bhole in the river after you're done and let natures bidet clean you up.

>>905632
Shitlord detected

life
people who try and be cool but their not
people who correct every word you say
people in general

Car camping and campgrounds

Faggots from /pol/ and /b/ that don't understand the concept of a boards theme.

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>>904044
>skinwalkers probably arent real anyways...
That's exactly what a skinwalker who had recently consumed a victim and is now walking around in said victims skin and pretending to be said victim would say...

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>>903482
Crack cocktails and artisan food.
Vid related.
I'm literally shaking.

https://vimeo.com/55420992

/pol/ invading /out/, which always have been a liberal board

>>904739
>forgets the greatest of all out memes... The bear painting. Gtfo newfag.

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>>904320

Fat americans cosplaying mountain men

>>905837
>/out/
>liberal

Nice try shillbot. Outdoor enthusiasts are more self reliant. Self reliant people tend to be conservative unlike entitled give me that liberals.

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>>905975
You forget about all the treehugging geocachers on this board

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>>905975
i don't think conservatism == self reliance
>Conservatism as a political and social philosophy promotes retaining traditional social institutions in the context of culture and civilization.
yeah well that's all there is to it, and when you look at how both liberal conservatism and conservative liberalism exists you realize it's not even the opposite of liberal views or anything.
my personal beliefs are a total shitshow mix of the two "sides" and probably most people are like that. even tho i only took very strong stances on every question it became a weirdly nondescript result. and that is mainly the result of the mess the political parties make of their values and each others because i was pretty consistent.

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>>906072

>>904656
Holy mother of sauce?

>>905459
exactly, that's why you have a fire extinguisher at home and not a room filled with sandbags to throw on the fire

>>906102
pretty sure it's from Tourist Trap

>>903854

>I want to get murdered by the dog's owner meme

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>>906078
is this supposed to be bait anon kun?

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>>906102

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>>906072
I just did that test and got pic related.

>>903484
>>903487
those
and bear sprays
Who the fuck thought that weaker spray is good against bears?

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>>903549
High five fellow human!

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When people say "I love camping!" but mean

>must have signal at least once a day
>must have tap water
>must have showers with hot water
>must be during summer, but when it's not too hot
>has to be accessible by car, because how you're gonna carry the TV and the DVD player up there otherwise?

Also, when i tell people I sometimes go solo hiking
>Wtf anon. Why?
>mfw

>>906177
like i said that's because the political parties are about as consistent with their views as a drugged in retard.

i went with the line that state should stay the fuck out of peoples lives and business unless it's extremely damaging for all and future generations to do so. i went with that any discrimination be it positive or negative is unacceptable.

and got a very mellow result because while the conservatives don't want negro kids to receive speshul benefits they also want to fuck with abortion rights. at one hand they don't want the state in their life but want laws interfere with the most private decisions and needs of people.

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>>906182
hopefully this dude is right handed

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>>906592
Nuh bro it don matter.

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>>906698
Can start a friction fire in a survival situation tho.

>>906698
dude
i bet your penis is like leather

>>903892
I just hope he got to shoot that nigger for coming on his property and then negroids family had to pay for damages caused to their dog.

People who are afraid of dogs shouldn't even be out. OMG A DOMESTIC ANIMAL, what the fuck is wrong with you. It's not a bear, it's not a mountain lion, it's a fucking dog.

I work for a delivery service and have been chased, nipped at, barked at, and bitten. And in every situation I could have avoided it by having different body language. The one time I was bitten I was running and didn't notice the dog chasing me, had I turned and acknowledged doggo as a non threat, not just somebody sprinting across their lawn I would have been fine.

How can you say you go out to be with/in nature but have such open disdain for animals while /out/?

>>906698
How did you fall?

>>906182
enjoy your tetanus

>>903526
You probably don't live near any bears or moose

The Holidays and the amount of fucktards who come down from the city to camp here

>people blasting loud music from their speedboats going up and down the river all day
>graffiti on trees
>green trees stripped because fuck old firewood
>campfires still going after the campers have left
>said campfires full of beer bottles and tin cans
>shit covered toilet paper strewn around the bushes at every camp site because they've never heard of a shovel or were too lazy to walk 5 minutes to the nearest outdoor toilet
>people who set up camp right next to eachother and create micro hobo camps with generators and music blasting all night
>at the end of the holidays there is always shit strewn everywhere because it's easier for them to just throw cheap $5 camp chairs and $30 tents away than to pack that stuff back into their car
>parents who bring their kids motorbikes along and let them hoon through the park

I wish we could tax these obnoxious motherfuckers somehow in our national parks.

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>>903482
>>>905459
>exactly, that's why you have a fire extinguisher at home and not a room filled with sandbags to throw on the fire

Speak for yourself, I made my furniture out of sandbags for this reason

Litterers.

And just generally insane people of all stripes. You meet some pretty odd people while /out/ and I cant say that I really enjoy the thought of being more or less alone in a whole stretch of unoccupied wilderness with only them for company.

Shit's why I carry.

>>903482
Anti-Hunting faggots/women

If you're a man and anti-hunting you are either fag or a woman. I don't care if you say you're straight or have a Y chromosome. You're a fag or a woman.

I hate hunter fags. Running off early in the morning, secretly having gay anal with their hunter bro in a bush (why they wear camo)

>>907581
Just learning to land.

>>905791
I wouldn't worry about it

>>907740
But novelty camo condoms bruh....

I trigger on the people too lazy to cut a hook in a fish or turtle. Long line cutting into their necks or gills.... face infected and rusty hook...

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>>905764

>>908056
>novelty camo condoms
How do you see the penis?

>>907688
Or niggers

>>904637
no

>>908217
In this question. You answer your position as not the one steering a penis but finding it.

Did you know that of yourself?

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>>903482
Finding litter while /out/

>>903526
People who get pissy about where I carry my gun.

>>912294
Drumpflord stormweenie detected

>what triggers you?

When people use the word, "triggered," incorrectly, like OP is doing. Also when faggots use the word desu.

>>912343
Aldo when anyone says bruh. It really doesn't make you cool. Stop being a normy nigger faggot.

>>905764
>writes "their not"
>complains about people correcting him
I think you're bringing that upon yourself anon

>>912343
technically he used the word "triggers."

>>912343
>can't handle the bantz

Not gonna make it baka desu senpai

>>912334
Le no refunds bornard sandy vagina detected

>>903482
BLM gates
Lumber company gates
100 year land leases.

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Asian fishermen
>keep every single fish
>fishing at pond
>gook was catching fish
>he was trowing them in the trash
>be on riverside
>see dried large mouth bass
>white trash who break bottles
>spics who let their little churros munchers run around and throw rocks in the water
>people who see you catching fish, fish next to you
>incompetent fish and game wardens who don't crack down on the gooks

>>906179
>weaker spray
it's just so the animal isnt permanently injured. It's strong enough to ward off bears. The shit they sell for self defense could blind the animal.

>>903617
w-what are you supposed to do ?

>>913137
Not use the sharp blade of the knife on the hard fire steel

>>913144
That's why I always get my rods with strikers of their own.

>>912387
>>912334

can't we all be friends?

>>912879

>gooks, white trash, spics

well at least u covered all the bases

the retards that think bugging out is a good idea
the hundreds if not thousands of people buying mall ninja blades from cold steel
people who don't prep and immediately say "haha when tha apocalypse happens im coming to your house lol" when i reveal i prep
everyone that stockpiles paracord like they should stockpile food

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>>913162
idk both those things are things I would post to incite conflict, so either it's two people or 1 person doing that or they're getting mad at each other in an unironic manner

who knows

>>913146
Or you could use the spine of the knife. The spine of a carbon steel Opinel is probably the best ferro striker in the world.

>>903828
>very left leaning and almost hippy tier

I don't think that's true at all if you read between the lines on most posts. It's just faggy trolls / vocal gobshites who fuck up hunting breads.

>>904754

Don't be a faggot

>>915027
Agreed, ner happs. However, the faggots say faggot all the time.

What can you do? Fucking faggots.

>>913209

I've thought about this myself. In the cold light of day, prepping seems a bit over the top. But then all those people you mentioned will be the ones freaking out and begging for shit from their neighbours, then driving through floodwaters when they don't get help.

It's weird... I know that moderate prepping is a great idea but on a day to day basis I live in a calm area where I just can't imagine it being a fully fucked shtf scenario for more that 1-2 days at the most, before shit gets sorted.

>>915027

Welcome to 4chan

cats

>>904734
Fag

>>905459
>but I still have a fire extinguisher at home
i don't and i know not a single person that do in fact if there is a thousand people in my country hat has one i would be surprised and there are millions of us. the reason they don't have an extinguisher is pretty simple while the fire is small enough for it to handle you can put it out a dozen ways when it's not it's not gonna help anyways.

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>>903482
People who step on Cryptobiotic motherfucking soil. Everyone on this board needs to realize how iportant this shit is. Braindead fudds that go "mudding" in their shitty jeeps are destroying the southwest.

that and anyone who goes to unspoiled wilderness without following LNT guidelines

https://www.nps.gov/cany/learn/nature/soils.htm

Environmentalists who don't support nuclear power.

>>917197
Most people wouldn't know how to effectively or safely put out a grease fire or electrical fire without an extinguisher.

And no they won't have time to Google it like you are about to.

>>918380
This. Crypto is unique, and incredibly important to the ecosystem.

>>918380
Its just dirt, I cant even go out and camp without some shitty hippy yelling about "DESTROYING THIS INCREDIBLY RARE ECODIRT MUH SOILZ"

Fuck off, i'm glad when i'm /out/ I don't have to listen to this shit.

>>918409
I had the oppertunity to backpack 30 miles through the Navajo Reservation, which is virtually devoid of human life save for the actual trail and a firepit every now and then. There was mature crypto everywhere. It's a surreal experience to walk in places and see ground that has been untouched by the foot of man for 10,000 years.

>>918427
read up on it then get back to me

>>918390

Amen to that.

Open Yucca Mtn back up!

mexicans who "camp"

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>>903482
>Go backpacking in Snake Brook Canyon near the North Rim of the Grand Canyon in Kaibab NF
>3,000 year old pictographs and petroglyphs everywhere
>some shithead decides to scrape a picture of a fucking teepeee into the rock right next to the most intricate one

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>918427
Read up on it. Crypto is incredibly important to the desert ecosystem, and it would be very different without it. For one, cryptobiotic soil keeps the soil in place so we don't get big ass sand storms during monsoon season.

>>903482
People that buy a shit ton of gear and /out/ clothing but never actually go outside.

White trash "camping"

>>903482

>Go camping

>Have obnoxious person try to chat you up with the sole goal of occupying the space you're in

>Person get's up at crack of dawn to harass you about the spot again

>Go camping and park in designated area for my site

>Set up tent and have a car full of obnoxious twenty somethings with giant sun glasses with an alpha bull dyke as the leader

>They demand I move my car so they can park their third vehicle in my spot

>Tell them politely to fuck off

>They harass camp host into harassing me into moving it to stop them escalating

>Blast music and drunk yell at each other while sitting next to each other past midnight

>Finally yell at them to shut up, get out of tent to take a piss and cool off and camp host appears out of nowhere and tells me to stay put

>Ranger ask me what's up and finds out they have more vehicles than permitted and several more people

>Stands in the middle of the camp and commands them all to go to sleep or leave

>Does it for like 30 minutes

>They all fuck off early in the morning. Find their stash they hid behind a log outside their camp when they freaked out over the ranger coming.

Even when I try to get out away from places that have many people I still seem to attract interesting encounters and assholes.

unleashed dogs while /out/

I always throw rocks at them if I'm far (from above) or if their owners are not looking

not even memeing

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>>904320

>>919017
C'mon 69...

>>919017
gimme 90's!

>>919039
i've seen better days

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>>918911

>go hiking not too far down the park trail because it's late fall off season and in case it's too fucking cold and miserable we can make it out in one day
>some smug looking chad asshat swaggers into our campsite after we've set up and asks us where our permit is
>show him our campsite we paid for
>he gets pissed off for some reason because there's only one campsite in the area he hasn't checked yet and threatens to come right back here if it's taken
>sorry guy we paid 50 bucks to have the site for the weekend not our problem
>later find out that his girlfriend who was behind him on the trail took down our bear hang because she thought somebody left a rope behind

>>903543

>people being noisy

This

Last camping trip we had to put up with a bunch of asshole tourists from New York with rental canoes directly across from us on the lake.

They were yelling in their brooklyn accents at something to "gow awoay!" "fuck off!" "*loud hollering*" "*pans banging together*" for like an hour while we were speculating that there's a problem bear or something before we figured out that there was a flock of ducks feeding on the shore outside their campsite.

>>919050
lol what the fuck, I love ducks

>>919043
Fuck that guy you don't have to show anyone shit unless they are a park employee

>Be 16
>Be working shitty summer job in Canada near the border with the US
>Americans show up in June with skies and snowboards asking where the nearest ski hills are
>Give them terrible incorrect directions because topkek no snow you dumb cunts
>kek all summer long

In truth there were only like four or five families that did this, but my jesus fuck did I laugh.

>>919460
why do leafs have such a massive inferiority complex when confronted with superior americanS?

>>919554
Do you even need to ask? Just imagine if you lived next to the most important country on earth, and you didnt have ANYTHING to be proud of. Canada has literally nothing. There are lesser countries that at least have achievements and history, like Germany, France, UK, Japan, etc. Canada is literally a frozen shopping center with hate speech laws. If I lived there, I'd lash out as well.

>>919571
the day of the rake can't come soon enough

>>903560
>cairn
But that's not bait. Only a hook.

>>919017
Rolling

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>>903537
here here, I can't even carry a proper knife.

>>919017
this can't end well.

>>918694
This is what I imagine people will act like 1000 years from now when some gangbangers tag walls and people have no real idea what any of them mean but want preserve it because it's "historical" or somebody defaces an old Burger King sign and no one knows what it is so they get all pissy about it.

>>919728
It's a pretty powerful thing that you have to see in person to understand anon.

>>919571
Just off the top of my head (Irish lad here) you failed to invade Canada in 1812 and their country is bigger, with a smaller population oh and no annoying amerifats.

>>919554
How are you superior when you can not even into grammar?

>>903771
>>903713
>>903780
people who consider themselves /out/ists but are terrified of animals, even domesticated ones. just stay inside m8

>>918380
Thanks for the info anon. I'd love to visit the southern states some day, and that's obviously required reading.

>>919554
Yeah were not laughing our asses off at the train wreak going on in the states atm or anything. Every yank i've ran into visiting my glorious natural paradise has been noticeably overweight, rude and ignorant. Have fun going /out/ when Trumpee hires a glue sniffing retard to "run" your EPA.

>>919571
Leaf here:
>Free health care
>outstanding performances in the first and second world wars (both of which we joined years earlier than the states)
>an untouchable constitution
>second largest nation on earth (with plenty of room)
>crown land literally everywhere to camp, hunt, hike, shoot guns and generally explore in
>ridiculous amount of fresh water
>excellent international reputation. I'm always immediately treated better abroad when I explain that i'm not American
>didn't just elect a climate change denier

Do I have to go on?

>>904656
Don't fucking encourage tripfags and namefags

>>904739
Remember when tripfagging and namefagging were discouraged
I still don't understand why people do it outside of personal threads where identity is relevant

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>>904754
Thanks for defending the integrity of 4chan, reddit

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>>919894
>>919912
>>919893
>>919915
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM

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>>919931
BLERG BLERG

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>>919937
congrats, you've dragged me down to your level

>>919940
If Canadians are leaves, are amerifats stars or stripes? If you are stars, is it because you are aliens? Please explain.

>>919571
>Canada has nothing
>he says on a board about the outdoors
Keep this trash to /pol/

>>919954
Canada is mostly frozen wasteland. The US has an amazing mix of climates and habitats varying from tropical to arctic. It's so much more interesting.

>>919988
It doesn't make Canada uninteresting though. I'd agree as a US native that it's much more interesting for it's variety but Canada is still quite beautiful.

>>903482
When I spend 3 weeks in the middle of winter working on securing a creek bank that the county ripped up when they redid the road. Got it all done but didn't stake it all down, then out of nowhere we get a thunderstorm in fucking December which dumps 4 inches of rain and melts all the snow causing the creek to flood out and put me back at square one.

>>919988
It's like you don't even know anything about Canada.
>oh wait he doesn't because dat lax as fuck american education system

>>919988
yes texas and that state where people talk english but need subtitles and had an oil spill sound like such interesting places

>>920008
>>920067
>>920069
If canada isn't a frozen shithole, then why does almost every canadian live in a thin line along the border of America, as close to our superior land as possible?

>>920161
Literally .84 seconds to google this, goddamn americans are stupid. (curious eurocuck here)

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100324064641AAvgTwi
http://www.canadafaq.ca/where+do+most+canadians+live/

>>920215
Let me paraphrase in terms you will understand

BECUZ TRADE ROUTEZ N SHIET HURRRRRRR DAH WATAH IS DAH HIGHWAY HURRRRR

>>904637
shut up nigger

>>904734
boiii howdy out has some cucks

>>904754
thx hillary voter

>>912334
kill yourself

>>912343
that word has been thoroughly killed by sjws desu senpai

>>915108
R u trolling?

>>906698
is that dried cum on your hands?

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>>904734
>Getting triggered by the other aspects of the film like a women finding redemption shows nothing more then your misogynistic ways.

A turboslut with daddy issues finally deciding to stop doing drugs and to not to fuck every guy she lays eyes on is not "redemption" lol.

>>915108
Healthy young liberal goes to /pol/, gets pumped full of pepes, and changes. Autism! Very sad, many such cases!

>>919017
get out stormcucks.

>>919017
jewfu now!

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>>919950
We're gods.

>>919017
Me: "Oh my God why are all of these women so ugly?"
*sees writing on the wall*
Well no wonder...

>>906196
I'm not even fucking /out/ and this triggers me.

>Hey Anon do you want to come camping with me this summer?
>I don't know girlfriend, I'm not a big fan of camping. I'm just really uncomfortable out in the relative wilderness and I enjoy my fancy future luxuries too much. I kind of prefer cabins, and even then, you know?
>But connection to nature! And animals! And beauty! And getting in touch with what it means to be human etc. Being out there under a tent is so natural and freeing compared to staying in a cabin, you might as well stay in a hotel! I always go camping at least a couple times every summer!
>This is kind of surprising, considering how you need to pack for like a week-long vacation whenever you so much as spend the night at someone's place because you "need" all your own amenities. I mean, there isn't even running water out there to wash your hair or brush your teeth three times a day like you seem to require.
>Oh, of course there's running water! There's a spout at each campsite, and I mean, I don't like to rough it like that but I can always use the public washroom's shower to wash up in a pinch. I just don't wash my hair AS often.
>Oh, a campsite? Full of hundreds of other "campers" only 10 feet away without so much as five trees between you? In a monitored, pay-by-use "campground" facility with security and electric lighting and pre-cleared, flattened numbered spots for each "camper" to park their vehicle and set up their tents? With bathrooms and running water and a busy beach and a local store? So that aside from sleeping in a tent, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY FUCKING CAMPING AT ALL!?
Maybe if these kind of people actually went camping once in their lives they'd realize that it's better to just stay in the city and maybe gear up to go for a hike once in a while.

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GET OUT YOU GOD DAMN /POL/ACKS

You have an entire subforum for your stupid shit. Plz fuck off.

>>903713
Don't spray the dog, he's only doing what dogs do. But you can empty the can on its owner that would be funny.

>>919006
You're doing god's work. I may have to start doing this as well.

>>918427
I hope you get hit by a bus.

>>919006
Then go fucking hike in one of the many places where dogs are required to be leashed.

>>920267
>A turboslut with daddy issues finally deciding to stop doing drugs and to not to fuck every guy she lays eyes on is not "redemption" lol.
This sounds like the definition of redemption you idiot.

>>904637
You're on the wrong website kiddo.

>>915108
Bait/10

>>919017
rolan

>>912899
Because i want it extra passed while mauling me?

>>919017
check my 71

>>919905
Thank you for keeping an open mind to new information that can help preserve the outdoor spaces we all enjoy anon.

unlike this guy>>918427
I bet he's the kind of person who pays a guide $10,000 to go help him go kill a bighorn sheep up in montana without moving his gelatinous from from the from the vinly interior of an overtaxed range rover, struggling to haul his massive mouthbreathing form up the side of a small hill

>>922532
>when all you want to do is talk about is what type of linseed oil to get for the spoon you've just whittled on your last /out/ing, but some /pol/ack shits up the thread spamming something about BBC

I know that feel friend

>>919017
1488 get

>>920549
>oy vey delet this!

-/out unrelated talk on /out/
-law against wild camping
-law against making fire while camping
-no grilling unless you grill in one place in city (about 300sq meters)
-no fishing unless you pay 390€ for licence (only city region)
-no hunting unless you rent a ground to hunt on. with regulations and yearly licence of 190€.
-having no money to pay to go to real mountains(80km away)

Dont get me wrong i wouldnt abuse if it were allowed. But if would be nice to catch a fish or two while camping. and even i got intererested for hunting and was willing to pay 1200€ for course until i saw its just expensive hobby that i can practice once or twice a year.

>>925187
>-law against making fire while camping
>-no grilling unless you grill in one place in city (about 300sq meters)
Wildfires are an enourmous risk in a lot of areas and those who accidentally start them by ignoring NPS regulations ought to be euthanized.

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>>903773
whenever i see that

>>919728
>eagle-child draws on a wall several thousand years ago is preserved and gives us insight on what they were doing
>some guy makes some graffiti a wall and several thousand years in the future it is preserved to give insight on what we were doing

I don't see a problem.

>>912899
>it's just so the animal isnt permanently injured
The priority should be effectivness, everything else is secondary.

When I get attacked by a bear it's me not getting injured that matters, not the the bear.

>>925345
I know what happens when teens use nature for partying, there won't be always fire but there will always be trash left behind.
Even after being aware that its for better good still triggers me.

The one dude responsible for 75% of this boards shitposts.

You know who you are faggot. Ive been onto you for a while.

>>919017
Hahaha why? Ok

>>925498
I see where you're coming from, I like campfires too, but unfortunately even if you are an experienced camper and you your best to douse a flame, embers can smolder underground for weeks, and travel on the wind for just as long. I'm not usre about where you are (assuming europe), but are some places so hot and dry here in the US that you aren't even allowed to have open gasoline because it can combust and start a wild fire, same goes for certain reflective objects as well.

>>904400
This is what triggers me.

>>904400
>>925595
>when you're /out/ innawoods and somebody gets fpbp before you do

hate this

>>925499
Develop your hypothesis

>>904754
>>905837
>>904422
>>920549
>>912334
kek, since when does jidf get a budget for /out/

>>925709
jews are not fans of camp related activities

>>927109
>mexis

>>907688
people who carry a gun for self defense against bears
Get some fucking bear mace dumbass, it's more effective and you don't end up killing an apex predator

>>919915
>didn't just elect a climate change denier
You've got an SJW though so it's basically a tie

>>927109
People who do this deserve to get shot

>>905837

For fucks sake, I get off /out/ for a few months and now it's a bunch of tripfags and liberals what the hell happened?

>>927496
>get mad at tripfags
>leave my own arg trip on

>>927483
I agree but not beacuse you could kill a bear. One bear doesn't count in anything but instead they end up killing themselves.
When have you heard anyone carrying a long gun (shotgun w. slugs, rifle) for self defece? No, they carry a damn pistol or revolver and good luck stopping a large bear coming 60 km/h towards with that. I know a true story about bear who just became anry after 40 9mm rounds from submachine gun (shooter managed to escape). Besides bears practicly never assault people unless defending self/offspring so guy with a gun more likely uses it and just creates the trouble...

>>907688
I live near moose and bears but carry a gun to defend yourself against moose? You got to be kiddin' me...

-people shitting near water
-people shitting and not covering it or digging it
-people smashing glass bottles
-people throwing trash on the trails
-people who don't respect the nature
-people who don't respect the mountains
-people who don't know the local flora and fauna
-people falling of rocks
-dead bodies
-annoying venomous snakes
-annoying venomous spiders
-pretentious wannabe climbers
-overconfident climbers
-climbers who don't check ten times their cords

>>912899
>The shit they sell for self defense could blind the animal.
Good, fuck bears.

Having to pay to camp
People that litter

people who go out unprepared and expect you to have shitloads of extra supplies

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>>927723
You got something against bears anon?

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>>907699
This. The assholes will also throw bags of garbage into the back of my truck near the trail heads and put a couple of bucks under the windshield wiper.

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Trundlers and their disgusting threads.

>>906179
>and bear sprays
>Who the fuck thought that weaker spray is good against bears?
BEAR SPRAY IS NOT FUCKING WEAKER, YOU RETARDS JUST CAN'T READ LABELS CORRECTLY

>>903482
>people at the pond who decide to catch fish right next to me and throw their line like there was nobody around for a hundred metres
>city people who act like everywhere is like a city park
>people who can't keep trash in their pocket or hand until they reach a trashcan
>people who park their cars in any spot they want

SJWs

>>904739
Plague doctor spurred on the "HEY HOW'S IT GOING" meme which was undoubtedly the GOAT /out/ meme

>>904739
Long john silvers meme!

>>912879
This is just autistic the worst thing is the shitty people breaking bottles.

>>903713
Id punch you in your faggot face if you sprayed my dog leashed or not. Faggot.

>>929278
No, FUCK bears.

>>919915
Fellow leaf here.
>Free health care my ass.
Sure, lets wait 7+ months for some shit hospital to call us back, informing us we "may" have cancer and need a second opinion. The older i get, the more i hear of people heading to the States for treatments/surgeries.

>>903713

>based mace in face

>>925499

Suck my dick, faggot

>>903526
>inanimate objects upset me

>>925499
Definitely this guy >>932342

>>903533
I do this deliberately to fuck with people like you. Leaving my trash out in the street and parks gives someone else a job.

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>>904637

>>929365
Holy shit people do this? How do you get to a point in your life where you're this much of an asshole?

>>919017
rolling for jew-poon

Backpackers that aren't ultralight. People not using cuben fiber packs or tents. My baseweight is 7 pounds, for all seasons.

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>>904767
I don't collect stupid /k/ or /out/ patches....but this I would actually spend my shekels on

>>922522
If you aren't really /out/ here, why ARE you here nigger

>>927553
I would say shitting and covering it is probably the worst thing to do because if you only cover loosely in leaves/soil then you cant see it and will get shit all on your feet when you step on it. At least if it is uncovered you can look out for it and step around it

>>913137
use the spine of your knife instead of the blade

>go innawoods
>wade through hordes of shitty people
>get as deep as I can, moving through bushes and branches, can't hear voices anymore
>find hobo shelter/fratboy drug camping/other people who had the same idea as me
>in just wanted to be alone innawoods
I hate government land so much

>>904304
>i wouldn't i carry a shovel for this very reason
Bringing a shovel to a gun fight.
>get shot
>get buried with own shovel

>>904637
Don't see how you could be racist when out. Black people don't camp or do /out/ things.

>>906729
>disdain for animals
>disdain
>the feeling that someone or something is unworthy of one's consideration or respect; contempt
>contempt
>disregard for something that should be taken into account.
Dogs are worthy of ones consideration, they can be a threat and can seriously hurt you. They are something that should be taken into account.

Lrn2english

>>920161
What are the great lakes?

>>919931
It is the most futile act i've ever seen a human endeavour for.

>>904637
Mate, the out doors is where that shit started.

>>925497
>The priority should be effectivness, everything else is secondary.
>When I get attacked by a bear it's me not getting injured that matters, not the the bear.

I hope a bear fucking guts you. I'm going to spend tonight praying, just in case there is a God, that you get gutted by a bear on your next outing.

>>904767
BREAK OUT THE ATOMIC ELBOW

>>927531
>9mm
There's your problem.
10mm can drop a Moose, which are more of a problem than Bears.

>>935812
>ree ree ree people shouldn't defend themselves