What would you do if the Zombie Apocalypse start?

>>834534
kill my girlfriend she doesn't need to live through that shit she is not a survivor she can't run can't fight. she would just die more horribly. so yeah.

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>>834534

What zombie apocalypse? Did something happen on land?

>>834534
Join zombies

probably get on some oil rig and stock up on weapons/ammo for proper defense

>>834534
>>>/b/ of 7 years ago wants this thread back

Zombies are fantasy
You might as well ask what people would do if orcs attacked

>Raid gun shops and stores for provisions
>Set up camp in a high fence hunting operation

>>834534
Same as any apocalypse situation
>withdraw any and all of my savings
>find heroin dealer
>buy a lot of heroin
>sit on my couch watching TV with big bag of heroin nearby
>when apocalypse gets so bad that Comcast can no longer provide me a DVR and hundreds of channels of cable, do all of the heroin

>>834584
So what the fuck are you gonna do when the orca attack faggot?

>>834602
Only captive killer whales are dangerous

>>834534
Travel 100km inland and wait for the heat/bugs to rot the walking corpses to mush in a month.

>such is life in Australia

>>834584
Implying the Abbos don't already attack people

>>834597
>raid gunshop
>get shot by gun shop owner

>>834671
More like

>raid gunshop
>all the guns are already gone because the entire human populace has been convinced to go there since the first dawn of the dead film
>get held down and raped by opportunistic bandits who realised the goods would come to them if they staked out the gun store.

>>834534
Get busy rapin'

>>834698
You'll finally get laid though so, you got that going for you.

>>834534
go to a marina and steal a sailboat. or really any boat but preferably a sailboat.

zombies can't swim.

just park that sucker in 12 foot deep water and wait it out.

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Fuck you, op.

Die of dysentery

Take a big breath and sigh with relief because I longer have to "play life" and I get to enjoy absolute anarchy

Fill the bath tubs real quick, pack my hiking bag with food/water/functional clothes/weapons (I only have swords/knives TeaBH)
Barricade my house, spray paint all the windows, etc. Rappel out of upstair window and leave rope there to access bath water
Hide innawoods nearby for approximately a week, whilst keeping a journal and spying on my area (my woods=high ground)
If no hoards and no groups of people (bandits/militia/army) killing on sight, live in house - barricading it, traps etc. while picking off Z

>>834597
Simmer down josep.
>liquor stores first

>>834543
the really scary thing is there's people who actually think like this

>>834534
I'm on a merchant ship floating thirty miles offshore. I'll just start building a still and fishing.

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