Ive built a underground shelter

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view from my shelter

the shelter is 1meter deep an 3x2 meters large

>>747743

all of my nightmares

Amateur shit.
Nothing to see here lads.

>>747738
Hole in the ground/10

>>747757
i think it's neat

>>747741
so that's yer backpack huh?

>>747738
Grave/10

Take this to >>>/diy/ and see what they say. Do you have your will made yet?

>>747738
Not a bad first try, but his guy's is better:
http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2015/02/24/images-of-mysterious-tunnel-from-toronto-police.html

>>747738
So this is what happens when you respond to the wrong craigslist ad.

>>747738
Fucking namefags rufle my feathers!

>>747739
What do you think is going to happen when it starts raining?

wasteoftime/10

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>>747757
post something better bigmouthfag

>>747738
>They call me hurensohn
then tell your mom to look for a better job

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>>748578

>>748625
wait are those tent hammock things filled with water?

>>747777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtzN_ScKXY

>>748633
whipsnake/10

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>>748625
noice m8, have any more?

>>748617
kek

>>747743
Why does this fuck me up so bad

>>748625
What are these and can you pitch them on the ground?

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>>747743
I approve

>>747816
Pitch a low tarp?

>>748692
google nutty putty and realize there are probably dozens of people who die this way every year.

Thought a Delta-P incident was the worst way to go in a confined space but I was wrong.

>>748699
I couldn't even read the article after they said he was stuck in an 18 by 10 inch L bend, with no room to expand his chest to breathe properly and he was upside down for at least 8 hours. Fuck that I wanted to die. Op is as good as ded

>>748699
That shit scares me so much, why on earth would you go in there.

>>747738
A few things to keep in mind:
>water permeation
water will seep into that space from the soil above you.
>walls will erode
the water seeping through the poor spaces of the soil will cause those areas facing the crawl space to cave/erode because the static/hydrostatic pressure isn't equal
>your ceiling
Just remember that soil, when bone dry weights around 800kg per cubic meter. Don't burry yourself alive

As soon as you have a modest rain...not even a heavy rain, but modest one, that hole will have several cm of water in it.

>>748699
literally just finished my basic diver cert yesterday. googled delta P. no longer have any interest in diving.

>>748723
Unless you're going to be commercial diving or going into artificial ponds or dams you'll be fine.

Even if you go commercial diving it'll be checked. unless they lie becasue they can't be arsed....

>>748723
fugg, this shit is 2 spooky for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

>>748738
>at best you are crushed to pate and don't feel anything
>at worst you die in pain, confusion and finally drown whenever you air runs out
>there is no third option
Jesus fucking christ

>>748745
rip OP

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>>748699
>>748692
>>747743
>>747754
>>748710
>>748711
But, caving is fun!

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>>748859
>But, caving is fun!
You mean butt-caving? Yes. Regular caving? Not so much.

>>748859
Does the 2nd row from the top, most left still live?

>>748859
The worst ones are the ones where the stone cleaved due to an earthquake or subsidence and opened the crack. A crack which could easily close again or have another layer cleave under the same circumstances, turning you into a paste or worst, just pinning you permanently while you struggle to breath and your friends stare in horror.

The funny thing is that caves' temperatures are so utterly stable. When humans start mucking around in them their body heat and lights start to heat up the air and the cave walls. Just this simply small temperature change can trigger all sorts of things.

>>748862
The one with the white pillow and shopped in head of a guy wearing a do-rag with Jap writing on it? No, he's surely dead.

>>748859
stopstopstopstopstopstop

Is this thread still dead?

>>749148
Yes

>>749148
The OP is. He dug his own grave.

>Can't imagine what it must've been like to wake up in the middle of the night, realize you can't breath as you have mouth full of animal shit, then hear wood breaking.

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Just added a homey touch for OP

"Here Liees OP, He Was A Good Gypsy Cunt"

>>747738
>>747738
>>747738
That thing is just going to collapse in on itself and kill anyone or anything inside. Unless you have some way of reinforcing it, please just destroy it. If you go in it and it collapses, you're dead. If some poor critter goes in there and collapses, poor critter is dead.

>>748625
lol, tourist bullshit

>>747743
Had a panic attack watching that.

>>748859
Why the fuck would people do this.

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RIP my dear autist OP

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>>747743

>>748859
Danger of being stuck isn't fun enough, I want to also have the added fun of drowning too. At the same time.

>>747777
Checked
>>747781
>Take this to >>>/diy/ and see what they say.

lol, I was going to say something like this. Only thing missing is a shipping container.

>>748738
Jesus
Those animations were lulzy...until they showed what happened.

>>749148
No, just op.

>>749367
Kek, very nice.

>>749929
Classic comic

Are you in the French army?

>>750249
Don't forget random cave spiders that show up at all the wrong times.

>>748695
Yes you can.

Lawson Blue Ridge Hammock

>>748859
Jesus. I get claustrophobic from crawling under my bed. I think I'd pass out if I tried that.

>>747738
that is actually pretty nice. i figure you left it exposed for the picture.

as a sapper ranger i must say very nice, i probably can't do better myself. where did you put the dirt? what will you cover it with? is that your only hole? because you do need atleast another.

if you aren't trained fucking bravo. if you are trained i can point out some deficiencies but still quite good.

>>748712
Your recommendations for an underground shelter?? I've got some free time, some land and a lot of gadgets in the garage...

>>750548
Nooooo
Why did you have to say that? My imagination freaked me out lol

Haven't heard from op in awhile...

>>747738
>Rate ?

asphyxiation/10

>>748859


http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/

>>751015
Damn dude, this story is a cliff hanger? That's a sad fact.

I want the sunbacks to leave

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>>751439

>>748864
When the fuck does that happen? Pussies

>>748738
>every incident is the fault of the divers until the last one
>a man died horribly because sloppy fuckers couldn't be arsed to get a pipe wrench
The abolition of the death penalty is a mistake.

>>751678
It happens around the time you happen to be there.

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>>747743
>>748859
I'd rather die thanks

>>747741
No no no no no!

>>747738
Nigga, you and all of your gear will just get stained with muddy water; you'll not even die.
>laundry detergent ad / 10

>>751015
It just ends. I feel I got duped. At the end where he meets "Joe" the way he did I figured this was a fictitious tale.

I still have a racing heart though. Shit is too spooky. How do people go cave diving?

>>750656
look at the mexican cartel drug tunnels into the US and do what they do

>>752483
Make some weekend spending money :^)

>>747738
What the fuck is the wire mesh for. You think that's gonna keep an animal from getting in there and raping your ass. What the fuck is it even tied down to? You have that shit just fucking sitting there over your grave hole. You fucking doofus.

>>752875
>This amounts of swears in one post

Whats wrong with you?

>>752895
What the fuck is wrong with fucking saying what is on your mind you fucktard. I swear to Jesus fucking Christ you think this shit is fucking Sunday School. You some kind of puritan faggot or something?

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>>752291

What's your problem, fagga the hutt?

>>749929
This is where Steven universe stole the idea

>>750261
>Are you in the French army?
13RDP

>>747738
serial killer detected.

>>747739
Fantastic Lovely Bones rape house you have there

>>748699
They were ultimately unable to remove the caves body from the Nutty Putty caves and so sealed them forever.

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>>753858
They could have gotten him out but the low estimate was $400,000 to get his dumb, dead ass out.
They already spent $40,000 up to that point. No idea how. They did send in some 15yo son of one of the rescue workers to check if he was still alive. Like holy shit. That kid must have had some nightmares. They sealed him in with concrete. Bet they could pull him out now if they didn't so the family could at least bury him in a cemetery.

Out of morbid curiosity, are there pics of that or similar? Kind of like mount Everest has some.

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>>749434
THIS
H
I
S

>>752929

lol at this mad mother fucker right here

bro you need to calm right down ok? that shit aint good for yr health

>>753909

That's what I call it when I fuck a fat chick

>ridin' the moose

>>748866
actually no thats ted the caver, its a story that gets posted occasionally

>>754301
What's the story, is it 2spoopy?

>>747743
What if that hole is full of bees or spiders or sneks or bears or all of those combined? No thanks.

>>754443

>All of those combined

A Beeder Bearsnek? No thanks

>>747743
NIGGA GON DIIIIIIEEE

>>754930
If I remember correctly this is a small entrance to a large cave, which has another, much larger entrance. So he's fine, sorry to kill ya vibe

>>747743

Quick! Someone make a webm version of this in reverse!

>>747743
There is another entrance, he is just being fancy. This guy does silly things like this all the time.

>>754987

Quick! Do it yourself, faggot!

>>754944
>So he's fine
Not if he gets stuck in the hole. Admittedly it's a lot better there than inside.

>>755031
Kek

>>748859
I did that kind of stuff when i was younger. As i recall it was fun as hell. 10/10.

>>747738
Hard to rate without seeing the roof structure,. from the poles i can see It seems good. As long as those poles are tight next to each other all the way across the roof, it will hold great!

Now you got to go transplant some ferns and bushes on top to help prevent water intrusion and +5 to camouflage.

If you built this correctly you should stay dry, but it is hard to tell. did you use a liner? like a tarp or trash bag?

I assume the chicken-wire is for weaving duff into for camo?

>>748578
im gonna laugh when the wood burns and spills all your chocolate

>>748738
All of those situations were avoidable with the very common sense safety precautions they show at the end of the video. Pretty horrible way to go :(

>>747738
I always wanted to dig a section of a world war one trench in the woods and a dug-out just for funsies.

>>748630
>hanging hammock pools
FUND IT

>>748712
bone dry soil would be around 1800 kg/m3

Typo or american? Water is 1000kg/m3 so 800 kg/m3 wouldn't make much sense only if you had to convert from that retarded empiric system

>>755220

You should do that and then dress up in full period kit and do firing drills and then live in the trench for a few days while it rains and fills with mud.

Then cycle out back to luxury for a break, then back in the trenches again.

>>755315
I would also say that if you want the full experience you need to get trench foot.

>>755680

You will, by living in the trench for a few days

>>747743
RIP

>>755680
And syphylis from the hooker the entire division has fucked.

>>754395
Yes it's 2spooky

>>755941
Kek

>>755967
Post it m8

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>>747738

>>747743
>sounds of silence plays in background

>>757593
Wow. Forget trench foot, he's getting trench dick.

>>748738
when i was a child this exact thing happened to me. but i was sucked to the grid with my belly and not my tight.

so i panicked and scrambled up like a lizard leaving some skin on the wall. i couldn't get detached from the sink the pressure was insane but i could slide up on it and get free.

guy must have lost his consciousness or something.

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>>747743
I am going to have serious nightmares about this.

>>757650
Fun fact: Most of the time this happened, it was impossible to remove the soldier under combat conditions.

They trained soldiers to euthanize people who were stuck in the muck.

What you do is you get behind them and talk to them.

And as you're talking to them, you smoothly draw your rifle and shoot them in the back of the head. Do it mid sentence, and don't change the pace or anything of the conversation.

>>760112
in dubya dubya 2 they sometimes did this by adminstering field morphine overdoses :[

>>747743

The video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAY-t32vyds

They are being too casual about this.

>>753909
I hadn't read that part. I never understood first of all why they didn't break his legs from the start, and second why they didn't do it once he was dead to get him out.

Clearly his dad didn't kick his ass enough for doing stupid shit when he was a kid but god damn, i feel bad for him. On my list of fucked up ways to die this is near the top.

But still.....
>uhhh sir, you're pretty stuck, we could leave you and you will die, or we can break your legs and you might die.

Break mah legs nigguh, break mah legs!

>>760119
SOP for hospice today.

>>760141

Holy fuck that guy's voice is a cross between Kermit and a retarded Ray Romano

giggling like a fucking 12 year old

>>748859
2nd up on the right, the one with the red helmet and very smooth dark stone, I'm pretty sure I've done that one.

It's in a system somewhere in Wales where there's a river running through it. That particular bit is called the letterbox, it isn't as bad as it looks

>>754987
I was thinking the same thing it would be like the earth birthed him out

>>747743
Looks cozy to me

>>747753
A little too shallow for a grave, scavengers might become a problem.

>>750548
>>750967
To be fair, literally no cave insect is dangerous to humans, just terrifying to look at.

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Nice, OP! Looks kind of like one made for my grandfather.

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>>763119
oh gosh anon

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>>748859

>>763119
my condolences man

>>763208
disturbing

>>763208
>nutty putty

>>763086
That we know of...
>>763119
Kek
Miss my dad though :(
>>763208
Jesus fuck almighty, that's insane. What a shitty way to die. Why would you go upside down? This is so freaky.

>>753656
I dreamed of joining the 13 RDP a few years ago, back when i was motivated as fuck.
My family did a fine job at convincing me not to and it turned into a lazy slob.

>>763125
inb4 you're the soundfag :^)
I just realized this might be you