I have acquired a giant black walnut tree section. What do?

Make sweet table tops.

Also talk to >>>/diy/, they know their shit.

>>710019
This

>>710017
Get it out of the rain and into a place you can season it for a few years. You may want to wax the cut ends to help prevent water loss at a high rate, which would split it. Also, >>>/diy/

>>710063
Paint the ends of the cut with oil based paint to prevent cracking and checking of your piece while it dries out. I usually use whatever is left over in the garage/shop/trashpicked. Cover it elevated if it's outdoors but watch for fungus.

>>710017
>am

What does the "am" mean in the pic's name?

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>>710268
American Black Walnut.

>>710538
Ah, okay. I've been around too many people who are using "am" in a completely different way. Which kinda fit the pic and filename, which is why I asked.

Would you sell me a 1 foot by 1 foot block?

>>710017
Hollow it out, cut eye holes. Best Halloween costume ever.

>>710268
On the

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>>710017
Whittle a spoon.

>>710017

Carve a giant spoon kek

Do this >>710063 then slice it into tabletops and sell to hipster fags for $500 a piece. Don't actually make tables out of them, but make a kickstarter for a 'fashion your own table from seasoned wood' kit. Include some varnish and screws, then tell them to find their own legs from old tables / chairs / whatever. Make an overexposed video with lens flare starring some guy with a red plaid shirt and a plaited beard, suspenders and waders and you'll be funded in under five minutes.

Shove it up your ass lol

>>710748
OH MY OMFG GOD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>710748
ayyyy lmao

>>710748
Wew lad

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>>710748
OMG HE WENT THERE OMGOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOM WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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>>710017
Toothpicks. Billions of toothpicks. High class toothpicks that you could sell to rich fucks.

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>>710748

insane photoshop contest OP

>>710017
Make pistol grips.

>>710604
I like the kickstarter idea. Do that OP!

>>710748
But do this first.

>>710017
carve it into a giant bear

>>710019
This

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>>710017
>What do?
loss some weight

>>710017
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H8sdtVTVl1M

That would have been beautiful to see standing. Why was it cut down?

Rifle stocks! Beaucoup bucks for those.

>>710019
This

>>711039
This, dry it well, section it for rifle stocks, easy money.

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>>710579
Must weigh 2 tons anon

That would make a nice table or two....or a nice solid bench.