Grass

>>1040044
Get some sheep. No more mowing needed.

>>1040044
There are, but they are so far all clumping varieties. You can plant a million mini mondo's in your backyard, and it will look like a lawn with a little care. Really you'd be replacing the 2 week mow with a 2 month maintenance schedule, at least for a couple of years. Dividing clumps and re-planting them in sparse areas, mostly. Or dividing large clumps to prevent them dominating the features of your lawn.

There's no reason not to do this, by the way. I do lawn and garden maintenance and the only reason people don't pick alternative ground covers is because they fear they'll be perceived as a weirdo. If your lawn was 100% mini mondo, I'd think you were a wizard, not a weirdo.

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free yourself from the grass meme

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>>1040553
This. My yard's all moss and wintergreen berries and bluets and weeds it's glorious.

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>>1040044
>He grows grass on his lawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-enGOMQgdvg

>>1040660

Far out its like a packet of Starburst

Lawns are for suburban cucks. Don't waste your time and energy on a worthless, ugly plant. Let your yard grow wild, plant natives, start a vegetable garden, or take a hint from this fine anon:
>>1040559
Just don't commit to some sisyphean nonsense, throwing away your money on perfectly good acreage for no better reason than "it's what you do." And if you live somewhere you're required to upkeep a green lawn, /out/ is probably the wrong board and you should visit
>>>/diy/

Who here /bluegrass/?

I've love to have a lawn of thyme.