>tfw you will never be able to pick up hot thots in your shitbox

>>17769245
I think it's disgusting to let the lower part of your ass hang out.

That's fine, I don't want my dick to fall off from disease.

I don't want ass stains in my iQ.

>>17769245
I pick up hookers all the time in my car

why would you want something so disgusting

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>>17769245
you wouldn't be able to in a nice car either

>not picking up average looking girls with daddy issues on a motorcycle

Average looking girls > 2d porn > whores and models desu senpai

>>17769245
Does she have a mustache?

>>17769493
>tfw too supreme for getting a gf

>>17769245
I came here for the ass.
Stayed for the freckles

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>>17769245

>>17769810
> /x/

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>>17769810
The Absolute Madman Scotty!!!

>>17769245
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>17769245
As if I'd ever let uncovered ass ever make contact with my beautiful leather seats in my Civic.

>>17769499
I did this in highschool, then I was dumped because I met her dad and instead of him hearing me we got along and he showed me his model train set in his basement

He was a cool dude

>>17769245
Why does dark ginger hair make people look so unsettling?

>>17770001
>Hearing - Beating
Ok

>>17769499
Do girls even give a shit about motorcycles past high school?

>>17770013
Hating*

>>17770017
Only the ones that are still mentally teenagers

>>17770017
My gf loves my bikes

>>17770034
>my gf is a bike
ftfy.

>>17770041
Bikes* I have many.

>>17770001
>meet total thicc Italian qt in college
>we start dating, sex is 10/10
>she can't wait for me to meet her dad, says he's gonna love me
>meet her dad
>we hit it off to say the least
>spend more time talking shit with, watching mystery science theater 3000, and ripping the bong with her old hippy dad than paying attention to her
>get fucking dumped
>used to still go over to smoke weed, drink beer and shoot the shit with the old man
>tells me she started dating some faggot nurse
>mfw he actually called the dude "a faggot nurse"

>>17770062
How many STDs do you have?

>>17770062
"bike" is slang for whore, Anon.

>>17770097
Never had one.
>>17770224
Sure

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>>17769245

>tfw I have gotten a big boob bikini girl to pose by my car for a calendar
>tfw sister and her hot friends always in my car for rides
>tfw driving gf around on a regular basis and going on roadtrips with her

Sorry, don't know that feeling. Guess that's the difference between the virgin vehicle and the Chad chariot.

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I love talking about girls on 4chan. Let's do it.

>>17770256
>Butterface

>>17766703
I prefer the man's wife.

>>17770281
It's not just her face. She has the body of a meth-head too.

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>>17770281

>>17769245
Oh but I do

Classy ones actually

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>>17770281
>>17770291

>>17770590
Sorry that I don't find bottom of the barrel beaky skinnyfat girls attractive.

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>>17769245
tfw i already did fampai

>>17770017
Thats the point ya dingus

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>>17770614
>skinny with fat tits is skinnyfat
lol the levels of self-delusion are just so fucking great on 4chan that's why I love this topic

>>17770557
>>17770281
I do like this particular personal army meme though, may fire one off myself.

>>17770590
she look like a inbred trailer park slut tho

>>17770256

not sure which one I like more

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>>17770860
What you're trying to say is that she's too white for you and that just tickles me even more. You're literally being racist and it cracks me up.

>>17770890
some makeup and shes a dime

>>17770557

Dude, post that shit in that thread to keep it going.
>>17766703 →

>>17770256
>SKINNYFAT


she needs to start doing crossfit or something

>>17770804
No, fat with zero muscle mass is skinnyfat. It's the antithesis of attractive.

>>17770890
Looks pretty low class to me man, has nothing to do with race

>>17770281
I want camaro wife to become a meme

>>17769465
hookers /= thots

>>17770083
That sucks that you cant hang out with the dad anymore. I lol'ed at "faggot nurse"

>>17770890
Having Preferences=/= Racism

>>17770890
>too white for you

famalam I hung around goths scene kids and emos during my school days

its impossible to be "too white for me"

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>>17770926
>"inbred trailer park slut" has nothing to do with race

>>17770902
>>17770900
She's often underweight - I actually had been fattening her up for a month or two before that pic of her in the bikini by my truck was taken but I'm confident she's more athletic than for example the OP girl.

>>17771005
The girl in the OP is clearly a lot healthier.

>>17771005
Not all white people live in trailer parks or inbreed.

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>>17770977
>"Goth", "scene" and "emo" as being legitimate categories people actually fall into
Jesus how old are you? 19?

>>17771005
I think your girl is cute.

>>17769245
I have a halfway decent car. Where do I have to take it to pick up girls?

>bonus points if I don't have to be an uber driver

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>>17771005
Id have an insult for every race if they looked like that

cant help if she look like a relative to one of the Kanker Sisters

>>17771024
nigga why so triggered

subcultures have been around longer than your parents

what you want me to say

>I hung around pale people who wore dark clothes in my school days and I do declare that there is no such thing as too white for me

>>17770890

That chick doesn't look healthy at all. Drugs?

Only women I ever dated with a face like that lived in a trailer park in Maine.

I love it when that guy posts his redneck girl/truck pics. He gets so mad when calls him out for such a shitty lifestyle. Or that shitty house that looks like a doublewide.

>>17769493
A real gentle man

>>17769493

If that guy hadn't been such an /r9k/ sperg he'd have been getting mad pussy. Every fanfic writing teenage girl would be on his sparkly vampire dick.

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>>17771016
No shit, Sherlock that's why assigning such stereotypes on people based on their distinctly euro-descended appearance is racist. I'd bet $20 that you're white, too. Wake up and smell the double standards.

>>17771012
She can be quite vigorous if somebody just keeps her fed. I'd race that mare.

Really you're getting me off topic though. My point is that if you're all "2/10 wouldn't bang" then there's something wrong with your brains and if you're in this "why am I not getting laid" type thread then this very well may be a big part of your problem. Any fit horny girl should be fucked. She doesn't need to look like a younger version of your mom and love the same band you do.

>>17771063
I make racist remarks against literally every race then

I call shit like I see it hombre

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>>17771063
would still bang though

>>17771063

Well I've had plenty of girlfriends and I still think that girl is unattractive. Not "2/10 wouldn't bang" but more like I'd go on a few dates and realize I really need to do better. She's average- and not my type.

>tfw no Jodi Taylor gf
fuck off OP

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>>17771038
Thin? She's straight edge.

>>17771046
Oh yeah, I'm having a huge meltdown.

>>17771029
She's not my girl, she's just a girl who really likes my truck that's part of why all this amuses me so much and I'm so easily able to use it to illustrate the wrong thinking that typical Anons do that keeps them from forming sexual relationships.

>>17771085
I realize that there may well be some anons who just generally like to vent negativity but it seems weird that one like you're depicting yourself as, who would neither sympathize with the OP nor who's looking to help those types out would be in this thread.

>>17771108
Fuck buddies for life.

>>17771108
>Thin? She's straight edge.

That vacant expression in every photo.

>>17771108
you take these threads way too seriously

>>17771108
>She's not my girl, she's just a girl who really likes my truck that's part of why all this amuses me so much and I'm so easily able to use it to illustrate the wrong thinking that typical Anons do that keeps them from forming sexual relationships.

You defend her a lot more than "just a girl." In that post photos of the other women you're with. I think the responses you get have less to do with virgins and to more to do with anons cringing at these pics of some dull average girl that get posted in every possible thread like she's hot stuff.

I mean holy shit, if I posted photos of anything on /o/ as much as you do with those pics I'd have anons mad at me.

>I realize that there may well be some anons who just generally like to vent negativity but it seems weird that one like you're depicting yourself as, who would neither sympathize with the OP nor who's looking to help those types out would be in this thread.

Anything thread involving women on /o/ is sure to be entertaining for one reason or another. And I can blog about experiences I've had with women and cars.

>>17771116
That's just how people pose for photographs now, it's the new duckface.

>>17771125
There are Anons that want and deserve help. I used to do it on /b/ but it's gone as far beyond hope as /r9k/ now or /s4s/ but I think if any board I frequent still has the type of anon that can be saved it's /o/

/o/tists have passion and are willing to work to earn, repair, maintain and improve the things they're passionate about

>>17771157
I dont think anyone on /o/ is really looking for advice is what I mean why the hell would you go on /o/ and genuinely complain about these kinds of things

its kinda obvious these threads are made for a laugh because its guaranteed to have some lols somewhere

>>17771143
The only reason I post her so much is because she became a minor meme after I posted her the first time. I'm not "defending her" per se, I can be fairly critical of her just not of her sexiness which I think is pretty undeniable. She's certainly far above average so I find that she's a good focus to talk about the cognitive dissonance you ALWAYS see IMMEDIATELY in these threads this one being no exception.

I also am still trying to land on exactly how I want this appalachian redneck / "white trash" character that she and my cars have cast for me on /o/ to work with the curfent political climate

>>17771172
Actually I think that /o/ is one of the top boards on 4chan that people go to looking for advice. It's usually about their cars but those kind of people who appreciate good advice end up hanging around and forming a lot of our user base particularly the lurker type of which I think /o/ also has a relatively large amount.

>>17771190
Just shut the hell up frosty

>>17771205
car advice yes
picking up girls no

>>17771210
frostina is too busy on /pol/ I bet lel

she doesnt go anon anyway

>>17771038
Pretty much the majority of the women in Maine are too chunky, but at least she looks decent.\

t. Mainah

>>17771005
Good body, meh face, not good teeth, and leave that poor turtle alone

>>17771005
What the fuck is that?

>>17771190
>I can be fairly critical of her just not of her sexiness which I think is pretty undeniable. She's certainly far above average

Your problem is that you're just as deluded as the people you're complaining about, only in the other direction. There's nothing special about how that girl looks. She's the very definition of average (at least in areas without rampant morbid obesity.) I wouldn't call her face ugly but it's certainly not something I'd want to highlight either. Whatever sexiness she has is by virtue of being young and slender. She's Generic Rural White Girl #1653.

Posting pics of an average chick on /o/ would be fine except you go full fedora and try to use your dull skinny truck girl as some kind of example of what /o/ should aspire to in life. I get that you like proving your ability to stick your penis in something that doesn't also have a cock, but really, throwing that girl up there as proof of what a really cool dude can get is pretty weak.

I'm at least self-aware enough to know the women I've dated have largely been average too, so I'm not going to come crowing to 4chan until I really do have an unusually hot one to brag about.

Also, as a former kissless virgin anon who reformed himself and is capable of autistically analyzing other social retards' lack of success, I gave up giving 4chan dating advice. I was better at it than you and still the people here are too stupid to listen.

>>17771234

Yeah, the one dated looked like this girl would after being trapped in a Burger King for a while.

Also, never doing the Maine trailer park thing again. Got cheated on with some dude who popped up and offered her weed. She's living as a boy now, too.

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Sorry not into 3D women.

>>17769499
All the girls I know are too scared to jump on my motorcycle for a ride. And even if they do, when they become your girlfriend, hey want you to sell it.

"It's me or the bike."
Smell ya later!

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And to be honest I drive a nice car and like to drive by night clubs and college campuses to have girls stare at me only so I can reject them. You have some growing up to do if you still think girls are anything good, a good fleshlight with a good lube feels better than real pussy.

>>17770017
The best part is that I get older, but they stay the same age. ;)

How many guys on /o/ have dated girls who actually cared about a guy's car? I find they usually just like something clean and running. I'm trying to look back on my experience...

>1. Like Corollas and thought my Miata was too small and unsafe
>2. Drove a Volvo wagon and wanted me to get a Subaru because "It's so practical, Anon."
>3. Thought Miata was cool, but thought anything was cool that could start without a jump
>4. Drove an Altima (she was black of course) and was scared of convertibles
>5. Loved guys with cool flashy cars like Corvettes and Mustangs. Liked my Miata but wanted something more luxurious. She turned out to be massively superficial if that wasn't already obvious.
>6. Drive a Mazda wagon but loved the Miata. Was kind of a high-energy risk taker and actually was let down when I didn't try to hit 100 on a back road.
>7. Classy car chick who could drive anything and liked sports car. Got mad at me for selling Miata because she loved it and my replacement Mustang reminded her of rednecks from her hometown who'd yell racial slurs at little brown Asian girls like herself.

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>>17771265
It's a snapping turtle

>>17769245
That ass has seen more rentals than the haggard ass Huracan behind her narco-addicted, Pinnacle-hungover, BA in communications from a state school self.

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>>17771341
>gf prefers the old e90 over the new subie, also the really like my old CR-V for some reason
>My RSX-S got me balls deep in my friends honda whore baby momma

>little brown asian girl
dating jungle slopes is degenerate as fuck anon, korean, chinese, or japanese is the only acceptable asian waifus

>>17771443
>dating jungle slopes is degenerate as fuck anon

Damn straight. They do deepthroat and anal.

>>17771443
>acceptable asian waifus
no such thing

>>17771033
I want to fuck that skeleton.
Someone post the video where you can see her pusspuss

>>17771341
Racemixing communist fuck

>>17772346
I would, but the only copy I have has sound, and your shitty admin won't allow universal webms with sound even though it's a standard feature on all imageboards now and trolling with screamers (moot's initial concern) has never been a problem.

>>17771443
Bullshit
Viets>>>Japanese>>>>>>Koreans>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anything else>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>POWER GAP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Chinese

>>17770017
My mother is 50 and still rides

>>17771341
#6 sounded like she was awesome
Wanna elaborate why you didnt go 100? Did you not have enough road for your shitty miata or what?

>>17769265
>>17769270
>>17769282
>>>/r9k/

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>>17771005
>mfw that girl is tougher than most all of /o/,/pol/, and /fit/. Hard to imagine the limp wristed "men" on a message board messing around with a snapping turtle. >mom! >muh fingers!>waaah!

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>>17769282
>iQ

>>17771276
Ouch dude
That burns and I'm not even that guy

>>17769245
i've had the same gf since highschool so i don't need to, but thanks for your concern

>>17772634
I had no idea what the local roads were like in that town. Didn't want to wreck on the 2nd date.

She was awesome, but too high energy. Like, sleeping 3 hours a night and going right from the gym, to work, to out drinking, to crazy adventures on weekends. When I met her she'd just gotten back from cave diving in Australia. I'm an active guy but I could never keep that up.

She and #1 were the smartest women I've dated and we got along the best. #7 was the most fun to be with until she turned out to be nuts.

>>17769245
But I just picked up a hot qt grill, don't even have a car!

>>17769245
I want to tongue punch her fartbox, if you know what I mean

>>17769245
Am I seriously the first person to request sauce pls?

>>17772910

Looks like a Lamborghini or something of the sort.

>>17772910
Here is the sauce
https://www.bhrentacar.com/car_info/exotics/LAMLP700/lambo_aventador.html

>>17772668
It might have, if she was my girlfriend I was trying to show off rather than just a girl I bang that I know /o/ likes I was attempting to use as an example of the kind of girls that are everywhere, can and should be hooked up with by /o/tists if they just got over their various hang-ups but it didn't seem to be reaching anybody in this particular thread so I just played Dark Souls 3 until I got tired enough to go to bed (with a different girl)

>>17772644
This guy gets it. Like I said, anybody who 2/10s her I pretty much assume has some real hang-ups that are likely holding them back. There are definitely people who think I'm trying to brag about her but I really try not to come off that way. There are such cool cars on /o/ and dudes who obviously take pride in them there's no reason they shouldn't be able to pick up a thot or two in them

>>17773049
you never reach anyone because no one wants your advice

you just post this trailer trash and try to promote degeneracy while playing off all the hate you get lmao

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>>17773171
>degeneracy
Yeah, see this is one of the delusional concepts anons use to justify being failures as human beings. Dating girls you're probably not going to settle down with is not degenerate. It's how you develop the social skills and connections to ultimately have a healthy successful relationship.

>>17773211
>this is what white trash actually believes

lol

>>17773049
why the fuck do you have pictures like that of her if she's just a friend

>>17773222
This is how society has functioned for thousands of years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJdECn1l7NM

>>17773247
>I will await my bride
>....probably from the East
Lel

>>17773247
no it isnt

maybe degenerates sure

but not civilized society

>>17773233
See that's one of the problems. There's a wide range of kinds of relationships you can have with girls between "just a friend" and "basically fiance".

>>17773266
Literally a extinction-tier misconception. I blame your father - or most likely lack thereof.

>>17773304
now we entering projection territory

>daddy issues

explains why youre a degenerate

>>17771341
Last two sound like waifu material

>>17773308
>my dad never dated any girls before he met my perfect mother whom he immediately married and remains so to this day
I had no idea you were a Disney princess!

>>17769245
>rent-a-car

>>17773211
desu you're probably right, but the other guy is still right it is degeneracy, naw sayin

>>17773333
so your daddy was a piece of shit and you try to emulate him for unrequited respect that you never got?

I mean damn whats your issue lmao

you dont talk about dating you talk about fucking ya degenerate

theres a difference

>>17773344
It's only degenerate if you have a kid with them

>>17773347
Dating and fucking are synonymous it's not 1955. If you claim to be "dating" a girl you haven't been inside you're pathetic or possibly 14 years old.

>>17773378
nah youre just a degenerate white trash scumbag bruh

its funny watching you try to be anything other than that

>>17773378
>It's only degenerate if you have a kid with them
Uh if you're using contraception at all you're being a degenerate

>>17773393
Wow. No. You have to fuck a bunch of frogs before you find your princess.

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>>17773403
>Wow. No. You have to fuck a bunch of frogs before you find your princess.
Fornication is degeneracy, heretic

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>>17773403
lol slutlogic is retarded

its starting to look like you get a lot of subpar girls to fuck because you cant get a single good one to stick with

degenerate loser

>>17773413
If you have a large community of single available women that share this perspective more power to you but I doubt you do.

>>17773417
My personal relationships are anecdotal.
Go ahead and try to refute my logic.

>>17773438
I did, I have since chosen mine and we have a daughter, never used condoms since we got together

>>17773438
youre a degenerate surrounded by degenerates

what is there to refute

cant help it you cant get a good girl so you have to settle for the sluts

>>17773446
>since
So you did before but now in hindsight you consider it degenerate. This is the logical fallacy, you deny the process you went through to get what you have.

>>17773448
I really don't know where you are that people date without having sex but I'm glad you agree that my logic applies in societies where people who are dating do have sex. Even Amish still gotta make them pussies wet if they're ever gonna get married though.

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>>17772910
Bonus rental truck pic

https://www.erome.com/a/0FqXBUKO

>>17773466
yeah no

only degenerates do it before marriage

your logic applies to degenerates and not decent people

>>17773479
>extinction-tier misconception

>>17773487
>everyone has to be a slut or the human race will go extinct

but anon you already said its degenerate to get someone pregnant LOL

>>17773477
Fuck, this bitch is fine

>>17773479
only god-fearing, boring retards don't do it before marriage.

thanks for letting us know all we need to know about you, tardypants

>>17773479

I fucking hate the red truck whore guy with a passion, but holy fuck he's right about you. Sperg more.

Even I think hookups are a little trashy but if you're actually dating somewhere you better be having sex or you're really just girlfriends.

>>17773477
>the barefoot pics
>that one pic where you can kinda see her outer labia
HNNNNNNGGGGGG

Thanks for posting

>>17772920
That interior is so god damn tacky

>>17773516
>>17773523
lol more degenerates getting triggered

you losers are sad probably have commitment issues

>>17773477

Holy shit. Just my type. I need eyebrows like that in my life.

>>17773530
>commitment issues
>delays having sex until certain god won't smite them
>lol triggered

you're constantly triggered by your own faith you stupid cunt. bye simpleton.

>he's baiting while I'm masturbating

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>>17773545
>ragequit

my words sting that badly huh

have a nice day

>>17773494
It's degenerate to bring children into the world without a family unit to support them properly. That's why it had traditionally be en degenerate to have pre-marital sex as abstinence was the only reliable birth control. Technology has progressed beyond that and societal values have naturally moved on as a result. Dogmatic adherence to outdated morality is a huge liability whether it's for sincere reasons or self-delusion which is the much more common reason on 4chan.

>>17773574
lotta words to try and justify being a degenerate loser

unfortunately for you the words of God can never be outdated

just because the country turned its back on religion (and boy has it went downhill fast since then) doesnt mean youre in the right

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>>17773596
wew lad
succeed now
repent later

>>17771005
You more than likely seriously harmed that turtle. The tail is part of the spine. Read a book, your redneck is showing.

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>>17773596
>mfw im married
>mfw also have a boyfriend
>mfw bisex
>mfw open relationship
>mfw fucking traps, guys and women
>mfw furfag
>mfw full on degeneracy
>mfw im the reason god has abandoned us

>>17773632
>Assuming I didn't eat that fucking turtle
You should probably read a few less books and fuck with a few more snapping turtles. They're not the same as cats

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>>17773650
>making an assumption you ate the turtle after you stressed it by picking it up by the spine and then dropping it

guess you like shitty meat

>>17771005
>"inbred trailer park slut" has nothing to do with race
When did I say that? I literally only said she looks low class.

>>17773650
Cats are useless vermin.

>>17773654
Go ahead and tell us the proper way to hunt snapping turtles - or do you raise yours on a cruelty-free farm?

>>17773466
No, actually never have used condoms

>>17773697
>since we got together

>>17773703
Mistyped then, I have literally never used condoms

>>17773654
>not wanting your meat saturated with the delicious endorphins from having died in anguish

>>17773477
Her name is Sabrina Lynn

>>17769245
you know whats the worst? walking by a girl dressed like this and then getting a waft of her asshole that she forgot to wipe.

women are disgusting 9/10 times

>>17773477
Any bets on how long before she gets hammered by black guys on camera?

>>17773885
>before

>>17773889
s-sauce?

>>17773677
Hands under the shell, bud. Hands under the shell.

>>17773872
You know what's even worse than that? When you've got her bent over watching your cock plunge in and out past the bottom v of her pussy lips gaping her vag and she's so into it she tips her hips so much that her little pink puckered asshole is pointing right up at you and you can just barely smell it but you still can't quite cum so you pull out, bend down and take a lick all the way from front to back tasting her sweat and pussy juice and mystery butthole flavors and it's so dirty that your cock starts throbbing as you go balls-on-clit deep for a couple thrusts that surprise her and her reaction and the taste and smell and feel just makes you bust a huge nut that gets in her hair, all over her back and drips down her pussy from between her cheeks all over her butthole

That's just the worst

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>>17773917
damn anon, that's quite lewd

>>17773917
I like how you think, good sex should be dirty

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>>17773917
>mystery butthole flavors

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>>17773917

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>>17773957
>that shadow

>>17773957
show without red

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>>17773969
Now you know

>>17773972
Blue board, Anon.

>>17773976
oh that's her?

gross

>>17773976
Christ dude, stop balding

>>17773988
lol I can't it just feels too good

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>>17773995

>>17773957
That's a photo of a threesome, right? Getting a whore like that isn't exactly a hard thing for /o/ to aspire to.

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>>17774000 (check'd)
You get me anon

>>17774015
looks like it, foot in bottom right

>>17773976

You look like my ex's father. And she was 34.

>>17773976
>That face
>"above average"

Move into a popular area, anon. That's backwoods tier right there.

>>17774031

You need better material if you're going to inspire /o/. It's like me posting my old $800 Mercedes that I left at the scrap yard and saying "work hard and you too can own a fine machine like this."

I mean, I'm an awkward sperg and my last two girlfriends and two dating relationships were bachelor's, PhD, masters, masters.

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>>17773642
>Holy fuck I hate living in current year
1936 Deutschland or 1950's US would be god tier
>what's the point of being married if you're a gayfag who cucks out his wife for dude ass
>>17772611
Viets are bottom of the barrel anon, shamfur dispray , makes me wish my grandpa would of killed some more Charlies back in the war

>>17770025

So 95% of women.

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>>17771058
>sparkly vampire dick
>vampire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5Gja9O-WCc

>>17772611
Viets are disgusting anon, and that's coming from a 100% viet. 90% of them are inbred and the other 10% are vapid whores.

>>17769245
>obsessing over women
>using memes >>17769282 to defend allowing animalistic urges to control you

You guys will grow up eventually.

>>17774079
>stay aray flom owa wimin whiteh
yeah yeah

>>17774034
Apparently that "make a face in a sekfie that someone else doesn't even know is being taken" is a millennial meme

>>17774049
That's the thing, it's not something that has to be worked hard for it only requires a slight change of perspective and it's SO worth it.

That's what the point is. I'm not any kind of handsome or sexy dude (although yeah I am tall with a big dick - but everybody's got something) and she's not actually a model despite being on several modelling websites but I still enjoy her a lot and I'm sure most anons would enjoy their achievable equivalent of her a lot, too.

>>17770256
DUDE, you keep posting the same picture since 2015. Seriously, how lonely are you ? you do not have any more recent picture with MUH CAR MUH WIFE. You are starting to make me feel worry about you.

>>17774165
Nope that's the only picture I have of her

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>>17773642
>Holy fuck I hate living in current year
1936 Deutschland or 1950's US would be god tier
>what's the point of being married if you're a gayfag who cucks out his wife for dude ass
>>17772611
Viets are bottom of the barrel anon, shamfur dispray , makes me wish my grandpa would of killed some more Charlies back in the war

>>17770248
Post pic and timestamp of your car lying faggot

>>17774049
>bachelor's, PhD, masters, masters.
Hot. Post pics of their diplomas.

>>17774208
>1936 Deutschland
and then 4 years later you could watch as europe burns down around you and then get sent off to die face down in your own excrement in someone elses country
things were so much better then

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>>17773477
what did she mean by this?

>>17770256
her pussy probably looks like those doors, rotted and disgusting.

>>17774171
>he reefers to his car as "her"

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>>17770256
Dont listen to these fags based truck bro theyre missing out on so much pussy by driving fwd excono boxes all the 18yo "country girl" sloots love my lifted dezol Cummins panties are fallin non stop at country music fests

>>17775721

>Don't live in hillbilly territory
>Only lifted trucks around here are driven by framers working for meth money
>Have heard women specifically saying they stay away from a guy because he owns a truck

>>17769245

Not really thot but my girlfriend used to hate my 86, now she loves my ZZW30 and so do many other girls lol.

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>>17775939

Oops, forgot my pic.

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>>17775945

The AE86 was a real thot mobile though, my ex had a love hate relationship with it.

>>17771295
Ah, I see you are a man of integrity like myself

>>17775608
thanks asshole, i had this thread open when my boss walked in and I got fired

>>17771341
>1. Hated my cougar loved my neon
>2. Hated my neon, cougar and me
>3. Liked my cougar didn't care about my neon
>4. Liked my neon because reliable tolerated my cougar
Neon died in deer accident :(
>5. Cougar trans went out didn't date her long, by the time a new trans was in the car we were broken up
I hate relationships because I hate myself

>>17770083
fuck her dad to show her who is boss

>>17771295
god I wish that were me

>>17771295
Does this guy actually own a Ferrari? because i thought he was just some dril wannabe twitter persona

>>17774084
enjoy your orange pesticided mutant offspring anon

>>17774084
Enjoy your inbred hicks, faggot. Anybody that likes viet girls needs their head checked.

>>17775608
Blue board alert

>>17776105
yeah he's got money, i forget from where though

>>17773976
lol

you're all disgusting

i need to quit coming here because im clearly above the likes of u

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>>17776438
>holy shit. vagina's are so fucking repulsive. like seriously.

>>17776457
If you're going to be boring and use the same responses every time, at least make it interesting for us and dance a different jib every now and then.

>>17775948
why would you post a pic of this puffy faced looking plain jane >>17775945
this girl looks pretty fuckin bad too, look at that face, but desu you arent much of a looker either, with those puffy eyelids and shit

so glad im not u

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>>17776467
>prefers a man's hairy asshole to vagina
>calls others cucks
>calls other degenerate

>>17771108
bro that girl has a pancake ass

anyways, why do you get offended when you post your below average to average women and then act surprised? nobody wants to see these girls, there is a reason beautiful women are photographed for magazines, it is because people universally admire good looks and beauty, im not saying that you cant love or want to fuck an average or below average woman like the ones you are posting, heck im sure you can have a fulfilling happy life with them, just realize nobody wants to see that shit

you are posting them acting like they are fuckin models when they arent even good looking normies

ffs man its sad just stop

>>17771190
dude you are fucking deluded, ive met more attractive heroin addicted street hookers

get the fuck over yourself, you really are some kind of weird fuck if you think they are above average

the girls you are posting or almost objectively ugly. i wouldnt be so mean in person but seriously get a grip

>>17773269
stop trying to give people here advice, nobody wants to have your stupid ass lifestyle of driving shitty cars and banging ugly girls

you are a fucking legend in your own mind

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>>17771190
>just not of her sexiness which I think is pretty undeniable. She's certainly far above average
She's a fucking 4/10 my man

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>>17771341
>How many guys on /o/ have dated girls

>>17776465

Don't worry, you'll never be as great as me ;^)

Say, why don't you post a pic of yourself? Lmao

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>>17769245
oh come on google...

>>17776869
See
>>17773477

>>17776869
They literally oosted the erome link above. Also, google is for newfags and casuals. Use tineye retard.

>>17776465
>>17776472
>>17776475
>>17776480
If you're going to samefag, try not to get so triggered that you feel the need to write long replies because it becomes very obvious from your formatting

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>>17769245
speak for urself

>>17775608
MOARRRRRR

>>17773049
p-post a dump on /s/ p-p-please?

>>17778183
I dunno if she's /s/ material being a trashy beaky pancake assed whore lol

>>17778413
Eh, we've had worse in there

>>17773049
Yeah I see what you mean
Nobody here needs to go full elliot rodger, i get you

>>17774056
I wish that weren't true but looking at my mother it fucking is

>>17773211
Or you could do reaserch like a smart alpha you cuck

>>17776471
looool. wheres this from?

>>17770083
You got cucked by a faggot nurse?

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>>17775139
>self inflicted wounds on her wrist

MUH DUCK

>>17776105
And a Lotus

>>17776345
Hes a swiss banker

>>17780341
> smart alphas get social skills by doing research
Hahaha ha ha

>>17780947
It works better than you think

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>>17780628
just you w8 till its all along every limb
they do stop about the ankles tho

>>17776791
I'm not him but you and kitkat got a decent sized set of gonads to post you and your gf face on here I'll give you that

>>17776911
gis > tineye

>>17775945
i really hope you're in mid shift and not resting your hand on the stick

>>17771296
Fucking hell I know right. Current lass wanted me to get rid of mine. Just said no you can fuck being controlling. Generally that's the best way to do it if they actually care about you.

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>>17782667

>>17780628
didn't even notice those

they mean she will love you so much more in contrast to how much she hates herself

>>17775746
>Have heard women specifically saying they stay away from a guy because he owns a truck

can confirm. electrician here with a dodge. 500lbs of tools in the back. I probably don't have time for you. and when I do I'm going to be grumpy. I'll probably also cheat on you because I really don't care about your feelings.

>>17782667

Never, it's on my lap. The stock shifter is sloppy as shit enough as is.

>>17770890
Looks like your average vapid slut with daddy issues and a drug problem.

>>17770256
>>17770890
>>17771024

you gonna post her nudes or what? been seeing pics of this chick floating around for years now.

>>17769245
You can, just work on your game and be confident, you'll find a low self esteem chick with daddy issues soon enough.
>>17769245
OP gingers don't have souls, she'll lay with you only to claim your soul.
>>17770281
>>17770291
You guys are faggots she's hot

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>>17785512
I have, even in this thread. I don't feel like evading another ban right now though so check the archive.

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>>17769245
>implying i wont be the hot thot my gf picks up in her shitbox

Feels good :)

>>17786088
So how long is your license suspended now? Three years?

>>17786134
Isn't currently. Why would it be?

>>17786148
Because you were convicted of an auto related felony

>>17786157
And what felony was that?

Just like... 5x felony drug possession and sales. Not even a misdemeanor car citation since 2014 ;^)

>>17786167
So basically the local cops will just pull you over on sight is all you gotta deal with.

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>>17786088
>tfw no juicy FROSTxi booty

>>17769245
You fucking virgin. I picked up chicks in my KADJAR

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>>17786353
Dealing with it since 2014 ;|
>>17786510
Shame its a blue board, I'm getting cute ;)

>>17787033
stop frosty you'll never be a qt trap

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>>17786088
ew. men are for more attractive then women. you should have got surgery to become more manly

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>>17787052
>trap
I'm a transgirl, not an anime boy in a dress. See? Boobers well on the way

>>17787033
>I'm getting cute ;)

Mental illness will provide those kinds of delusions

>>17787085
youll never pass frosty your ugly af

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>>17787033

Shit like this is why I hate y'all white motherfuckers.

Also - pro tip, you're only fooling yourself with a metric ton of make-up and these camera angles.
In real life your disgusting figure and bone structure give you away immediately.

On the bright side, Islam is on the rise and mental midgets like you will be hanged in the West before 2020.

Repent and get off my initial d roleplaying image board.

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>>17787103
this. wh*te people are terrible

>>17787103
>>17787112
lol shitskins thinking theyre people

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>>17787122
reminder that gay men make more money and have higher iq rates. lol

>>17787033
Damn, jail did a number on you

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>>17787126
>thinking this chart indicates being gay makes you smarter
It's indicating normal people are average. What a fucking surprise.

>>17787033
>>17787085

Jesus Frosty.

Prison does some scary shit to a man.

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>>17787101
>>17787103
>look better after .75 month HRT than most trans girls do in a year
>I will never pass as a qt

Okay :^) We'll see.
>>17787263
>>17787219
>>17787126
>>17787112
;^)