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"Here's your controller bro"
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>heres your controller bro
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>here's your controller bro
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>heres your controller bro
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>which button is jump?
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>When you're approaching wizardhood and still don't even have a driver's license
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>>17622971
>>17622972
>>17622973

>not playing doom in your cars GPS

PLEBS

https://youtu.be/NRMpNA86e8Q
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>>17622973
HOW DO I PUT IT IN DRAAAIIHVE?
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>>17622976
>3 weeks until second driving test
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>>17622980
I believe in you, Anon
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>>17622980
Good luck. I just recently failed my test too. We'll get it next time bro.
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>>17622976
>living in a big city with horrible traffic made me sell my car and use my bike instead
>mfw said city is also full of bike thieves
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>here's your controller bro
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>be a stick burger
>love trucks
>manual trucks don't really exist anymore
suffering
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>>17622980
>go to driving test
>before the test my teacher tells me the examiners wife divorced him last week so I'm probably fucked
>thanks_this_really_helps.jpg
>fucker gets into the car and just says "go"
>do the entire test without fucking up
>at the end he takes some time going through his notes like he's desperately searching for something
>says I didn't turn my head enough when checking sides
>says I have to turn more than 90° to really see anything
>fail the fucking test because I didn't break my own neck

don't worry, Anon. you'll be fine.
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>>17622982
>>17622980
Imagine being so much of a loser that you can't even pass a driving test
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>>17622986
Need to check your blind spots mate
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>>17622971
What's that, the Pokemon Go controller?

No thanks man, I care about the environment.
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>>17622983
Why do you live there then?

Assuming you're a murrilard, there's literally no reason to live in a big city unless you're brown.
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>>17622988
>not driving a car that does that for you
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>>17622987
Most people fail the test one or two times
And I do mean the statistical "most"
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>>17622991
>tfw the car brakes for you when someone suddenly brakes in front
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>>17622991
>implying you'll ALWAYS drive a car that does that for you
Need to check your blind spots mate
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>>17622976
how old is that? I know that feel
I'm 23 and I haven't gotten it. II took the behind the wheel awhile back but the bitch fluked me because she wasn't paying attention.
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>>17622993
>stopping for red lights
>car turns off
What the FUCK
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>>17622974
Objection!
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>>17622978
is this the guy that did the toaster one?
You know these are fake right?
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>>17622973
One car I drove one time had reverse and first gear in the same slot and whether you had this thing on the gear stick pulled up or not was what determined what gear it went into. Fuck whoever designed that piece of shit.
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>there are people over 18, in 1st world countries, that cannot drive
I'm 18 and I quickly got that shit under wraps when I was 16. How do you fuck up in life THIS bad?
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Here's your controller bro
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>>17623000
it fucked me up first.
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>>17623000
Auto or manual?
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>>17622985
What am i looking at here, that most of the car is all computery??
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>>17623000
No money for test or driving lessons since they cost like 50€/hour and I'm a useless NEET. Mother never had a driver's license and father lost his driving drunk so no one to practice with.
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>>17623003
The fuck would be the point if driving schools taught automatic only
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>>17622992
>most people
Women aren't people.
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>>17623007
>>>/r9k/
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>>17623008
You seriously can't take such a simple joke? God you are pathetic.
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>>17623003
>auto
Are you a woman? Men drive manual.
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>playing anything but euro games
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>>17623004
That's just what it looks like behind the gauge cluster. Apparently it also houses some of the truck's memory too because removing it reset my trip counters and fuel economy meter.
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>>17622987
My brother failed the written test to get his learners multiple times and then just gave up.
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>>17622991
Nigger I can't even buy a good pc let alone a car that breaks for me
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>>17623011
>driving Germancucks automobiles
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What car do you drive anon?

I-i mean what is your favorite car in driving games?
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>>17623005
You need to find a good teacher that has a cheap rate. I was 21 when I got my license, and a 30 something milf taught me how to drive
>Changing gears
>accidentally touch her thigh instead
>she chuckles
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>>17623000
Part of being a first world country is having public transport that works and having streets safe enough to walk them.
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>>17622980
Are you me?

>instructor got a new car
>the clutch/accelerator is all different
>kept stalling during yesterday's lesson

i'm done for
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>>17623000
>not living in a car free zone
I think all those exhaust fumes are getting to you, anon
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>>17622981
>tfw mazda is dream car but will never afford to buy one
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>>17623011
>paying for multifunktionslenkrad
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>>17623015

>bring over 13
>hyping up civics

I bet you have "send nudes" stickers on your bumper, macbook and your IG tagline
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>>17622973
this overexerts the burger
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>>17623018
>need to go anywhere that's out of town
>you're fucked
wow you eurocucks have it so good
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>>17622995
Wizardry is when you hit 30. Don't you even know that?
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>>17622990
how long have you been a neet to entirely forget that a such thing as work exists?
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>>17623018
Driving is a life skill. I still drive and take public transport. It's the absolute worst feel when even retards are driving and you have no fucking license. Stop coping.
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>>17623026
oh and here I thought it was 40
i'll be a wizard before I know it!
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>>17623023
Nice assumptions, moron. It's more like "No nudes", a Lenovo and don't use IG
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>>17623029
You also need to be a virgin.
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>>17623017
Nice
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>>17623025
>one low monthly fee gets me access to public busses, express busses, intercity trains, ferries, public bikes, trams, etc. etc.
>it's faster than driving and no parking and bullshit to deal with

And for those rare occasions once per year when you need to go to a farm or something for some reason, take a taxi.
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>>17623028
I've had my license for years but it's easy to understand why many don't need one. The only things I even drive to are the grocery store and McDonald's and I could get both of those delivered these days too.
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>>17623031
I thought that was a given.
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>>17623030
>not using IG
Guaranteed fwbs if you're not a weirdo
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>>17622971

I sometimes think about this when I drive. When I drive in video games I often mess up/crash. And yet this obviously doesn't happen in real life for most people. I wonder if I was playing a video game that had the same driving physics as real life...Would I still mess up?
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>>17623031
It should count if you're not but you never had a gf.

Or at least we need a category for us too, like, rouge assassins.
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>>17623030

Ah so you're in IT and bought a Civic because your amateur photographer group recommended it to you
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>>17622973
>ever driving automatic cars
>ishygddt
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>>17622971
Is it true that burgers can't drive manual?
It's literally impossible to fail an driving test if you drive an auto.
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>tfw u stop being a public transport cuck, get a job and a car
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>>17623025
>need to go anywhere
>drive a car
This is why your country is dying of obesity
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>>17623033
>only going to the countryside once a year
Wow must feel great to see the same shit over and over. it must be why you play video games.
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>>17623038
No. Shouldn't you be out partying somewhere, Chad?
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>>17623039
>still assuming

Driving is a game. If you ain't going fast, why even drive?

Take your crappy Germancuck automobile out of my sight
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>>17622980
A lot of driving schools use the same route for every test. If you can, practice that route before you go in tomorrow. Good luck.
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>>17623038
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>>17623044
I can walk to the beach and the mountains are a 10 min train ride. Or I can take a ferry and go explore some islands. Why would I go drive around in the countryside?
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>>17623038
>It should count if you're not but you never had a gf
No
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>Americans can't drive with a fucking gear stick

You retards might as well just push around a box with wheels lel
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>>17623042
That's not a good feel at ALL. You will start feeling like a slave of the government and the big oil companies.

Unless you can work for yourself you will always feel like a cuck.
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>>17623017
>tfw ALL the driving teachers in your country are old fat perverts
>tfw the driving teacher makes you honk at pretty underage girls on the sidewalk.
Was pretty fun though.
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>>17623021
>mazda is expensive
no?
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>>17623042
This is what ultra progressive shitters want to take away from us, they want us to be all slaves and take public transport with the rest of the sheep.

Why these faggots don't get that driving your own car, when you wany and how you want means FREEDOM.
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>>17622976
Driving is the biggest meme. Public transportation is way cheaper.
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>>17623040
My mother does because she's getting old.
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>>17623054
It is
In México ;_;
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>>17622971
So the Nintendo Switch basically. Great...
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>tfw get really bad anxiety when driving with anybody else in the car
>it makes learning and getting time on my permit extremely difficult

not sure what to do
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>>17623060
Drive more
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>>17623060
Drive with people in the car more often and you'll get used to it.
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>>17623055
>paying crazy taxes and getting cucked by insurance companies is FREEDOM
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>>17623055
>freedom
Yes goy, use up your freedom to pay me a visit at least once a day.
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>tfw driving instructors in Ireland are corrupt as fuck and try to fail you for more money

I have not met a single Irish person who has passed on there first try shits fucking weird, for my first test I had 0 errors all the way until the final roundabout where some drunk gypsies jumped on the roof of my car while it was parked and this some how made me fail
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>>17623055
>slaves to big oil
>freedom
This is what retards actually believe.
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>here's your controller, good hunter
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>mfw I finally upgraded from a 1.6 civic to a 2.2 turbodiesel mazda and driving is fun again
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>>17623057
>I seriously (hope you guys) don't do this

So does mine but she has to commute via car to the city
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>>17622993
>Tfw have a radar equipped rav 4 cause navyfag and it brakes hard automatically when some cunt does that and sets off an alarm
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>>17623056
t. NEET over 21 that has no goals in life
Loser
Stop trying to twist the "le cuck prices", everybody knows you're a shell of a man who can't drive any vehicle lmao
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>>17622973
I don't get what's the point of these? Why use this over automatic?
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>>17623072
So when you haven't accomplished anything in life you can pretend to be a big man on the internet.
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>>17623049
Just ignore americucks. They've been scammed into wanting to drive because "muh freedom" when in reality its just another way to put them in debt with massive car loans, bills and taxes.
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>>17623072
you feel like a real driver, that is why
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>>17623040

as much as a enjoy driving manual, CVTs are getting damn good
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>>17622980
>Be in 10th grade
>Driving class
>Horrified of driving
>Only drove once
>Driving partner commits suicide sometime in the year
>Use that as an excuse to not drive
>Pass class anyway

I didn't get my license till I was 23 but eh, I never use it anyway.
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>>17623072
>is a "man"
>drives auto
>anime poster
It's like pottery. Pure pottery.
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>>17622999
You can't be serious
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>pass written test and driver test with no failures or errors
>6 years later, I still know jackshit about my car or how cars work in general

I'm so fucked if something should ever break.
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>>17623064
>once a day

Anon, I'm not even sure you tried at all...
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>>17622976
>Passed both theory and driving test in the space of a month.
Intensive driving courses are the shit.
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>>17623072
fun, control, money. while first two are subjective and, manual gearbox is way more durable and way cheaper than auto. also, even if you drive like a retard you probably won't break it too fast.

>tfw never drove automatic car in my life, never even saw one except hearing this specific way of gear change on the streets
>tfw i would come to murica and be lost if rental wouldn't have manual because i have literally no idea how do you operate a car without the clutch
i mean, i would surely learn it fast, but still
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>>17623072
To prove you're not a complete retard, can drive outside of burgerland, drive a race car (nascar doesn't count).
Course you don't have to, but then you get retards who can't understand a roundabout.
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>>17623080
Same but three years
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>>17623063
A necessary evil for a greater good. Only kids don't understand to in order to get you have to give, freedom is not free.

>>17623064
I hope you are an Eurofag, because the day i see an American talking against the freedom having your very own car, that can take you wherever you go, when you want to go, the world is ready for another world war, and the worst thing, people like you would bent to the nazis and the communists instead of fighting them
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>>17623072
Manual is more fuel efficient
And you have more control of your cars acceleration and gears give you more control
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>>17622973
this confuses the amerilard
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>>17623066
Go eat your veggies, degenerate vegan. All vegans are fucking scum.
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>>17623081
I do at least 3 visits a week but I only drive to work.

But an amerilard probably has to pay them more visits if they need to use their cars to mundane shit like groceries and walking the dog to the park
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>>17623083
>while first two are subjective and, manual gearbox is way more durable and way cheaper than auto
my english of much bad.

while first two are subjective, manual gearbox is way more durable and way cheaper than auto.
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>>17622971
You drive a masda m8?
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>>17623064
>at least once a day
Lmao, so people on 4chan really cannot drive.
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>>17622971
Is that an Opel key? Looks like from the Adam.
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>>17623083
it's like a go kart, one to go one to stop.
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>>17622971
If you can play Dark Souls with DK bongos, you can play it with a car key.
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>>17623092
That's clearly VW keys you tard.
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>>17623093
I'm sorry but I don't speak amerifat
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>>17623094
it's kinda generic modern budget car key, isn't it? chevrolets in europe have same ones, i think i also saw one in peugeot
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>>17623095
yeah, i get the basic concept, but what about precise movement? what about parking? i bet you have to get a good feel of the point of moving forward before you're able to park in tighter places and shit
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>>17623099
Hm, Chevrolet and Opel both belong to GM, don't they? About Peugeot, I don't know. Last time I drove one was ten years ago my mother's car and I hate french cars (had a Twingo until last year).
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>>17623071
dude I work part time and go to uni. You know how much I'd spend if I were to drive my car? wthout considering that in my shithole you have to have a car nsurance and you have a car tax to pay too. I also go from my workplace to my uni by feet, it helps me stay /fit/ too.
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Why so many europeans in here hate america?
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>>17623087
>Manual is more fuel efficient
It's the complete opposite.

t. physicist with ME minor
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Don't you faggots feel embarrassed when fucking 18yos are driving? I guess not feeling shame is why most of you are losers irl. No drive.
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>>17623072
So you can be a redneck and brag about useless shit.
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>>17623072
I don't know, why use USCS over the metric system?
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Imagine being so retarded you drive automatic
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>>17623102
At least you have a license. It's the faggots without licenses coming up with defense mechanisms.
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>>17623106
You have vastly more control over your car if you drive manual you baboon
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>>17623100
Riding the clutch isn't any different to riding the brake.
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I can drive but have crippling (social) anxiety so haven't got my license yet. Passed the theory and done lessons though.
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>>17623108
it's objectively better for megapopulated cities.
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>>17623103
it's just a nice object to ridicule.

my other european friends told me you guys get your driving licenses in corn flakes and then crash into each other because you think the first one on the cross-section has the right of way

i love burgerland, it seems to be really unique place. different local laws, guns everywhere, this specific success-oriented culture. i hope to visit it one day
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>>17623103
They used to be able to gloat about not having to deal with brown people. Then refugees happened. But hey, they still have stick shits.
They still have stick shifts.
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I think cars are cool and I've got a driver's licence. How do I get into car mechanic and car culture? Should I visit /o/?
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>>17622973
>>17623072
I have manual but there is no point in using it over automatic. In fact I'm gonna go automatic with my new car.

It's funny seeing all the autists here without a driver's license pretend like they are race car drivers or some shit and like they know what they are talking about.
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>>17623111
what

so, you press the brake lightly to start engine brake, and then press it harder to actually brake? is the first part of depressing the brake action similar to pressing the clutch or something?
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>>17623114
>go to america
>get shot by some nig on the open street
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>>17623072
It's basically the driving equivalent of a fedora.
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>>17623117
You clearly don't know shit or are straight up lying.
If you go automatic you lose a lot of your precise control over your car.

No sane person that can drive manual would ever willingly go automatic instead unless they were forced to.
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>>17623114
>visit burgerclappistan
>get shot
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>>17622980

Before getting into the car, I told everyone to go fuck themselves in my mind, which made me go into a full "I don't give a fuck" mode so I could do everything comfortably. It sounds retarded but I basically made myself get mad as fuck before going in and this helps me. When I relaxed midway the thing and felt despair creeping in, even though I hadn't fucked anything up yet, I literally started singing. Yeah, the examiner was like "wut", but it made me chill lol. Didn't fail anything and got my license. What a ride.
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>>17623058
Ay dios mio!
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>>17623103
Why would she post this? Virtue signaling?
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>>17623121
>FUCK OFF ANYONE WHO DOESN'T AGREE WITH ME IS A LIAR!
Sort yourself out.
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>>17623121
Maybe it's just

Not actually important, anon :^)
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>>17623110
Nigga I don't care, I literally only drive to get to places, it's not that fun to me
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>>17623119
>>17623122

cultural enrichment. also
>implying buying a nice revolver wouldn't be the first thing i'd do
>implying shooting evil niggers with colt single action army, the greatest handgun ever made wouldn't be a valuable experience
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>>17623109
Yeas but as soon as I actually stopped and do the math on how much does a car cost annually I almost stopped using it. I only use it when I don't have any other options/ sometimes in winter because it can broke if I don't use it. I can't really blame people for not wanting a license. Oh, I also bought a used car. "It's almost perfect, the merchant said". Fuck.
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Automatic is good for double-digit IQ amerilards who need a free hand while driving at all times to hold their big gulp from 7-eleven
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>>17622980
>first driving test

>I pull out and go onto the road

>woman screams for me to stop that I went over the lane

>it was a one way highway and I was going the right way

>pass my test the second time with a pefect score

It all boils down to if your instructor doesnt have a stick up her ass
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>>17623064
>>17623066
i have a tesla and power it using my neighbor's solar panels
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>>17623121
As someone who has been driving stick the last 11 years, I can tell you that, if I get my hands on one (used cars with auto are a rarity here), I will definitely switch to automatic.
I don't like driving because other people are retarded. And as soon as you hit a traffic jam or have to move through a city, you curse the stick because especially in the city you will do nothing but clutching and stirring around in the gearbox.

If I ever visit the Nordschleife, though, of course that has to be done on a manual.

Also, lmao'ing at people who can not drive stick at all and feel superior about it.
Protip: NOT being able to do something is nothing to feel superior about.
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>>17623133
>stealing your neighbor's sunlight

like a true gommunist
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>>17623097
Get fucked, my Grandmother has a set for her Masda 3 key that looks identical
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>>17623130
Your 1st car must always be used man
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Am I a meme of I bought a Kia and I find it comfy?
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>>17623134
Driving stick is the liberal arts degree of the automotive world. No one cares and the only people that are impressed are equally useless.
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>>17623132
or to finding a nice stick to stick up your ass as well. it works
>in my yuro country license test preparation courses are always starting with "we're not going to teach you how to drive, we will teach you how to pass the test"
>and that's what they do
>then, on the test, you have every retarded place in the city memorized
>so you won't, for example, fail by crossing double line with your rear wheel in the place where there shouldn't be any line on the road to begin with, they just accidentally left it after road rearrangement
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automatic = alienware gaming laptop
stick = proper pc you built yourself out of its parts
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>>17623139
>Driving stick is the liberal arts degree of the automotive world
This has to be the worst analogy I have ever seen here.
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>>17623137
Yeah but remember to NOT buy a car drove before by a ducking woman.
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Fuck off /v/ermin
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>>17623160
nope
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>>17623160
this thread is quite /v/, isn't it

would be nice if some /o/ mod could move it to /v/
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>>17623160
Hi /o/
How are you
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>>17623160
Why is /o/ not friendly? We like cars too!
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>>17623182
>Listening to people's opinions on this year's E3 Conference
>All the jokes about that Porsche reveal

Oh and an answer to your question.
/v/ is more /n/ than /o/
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>>17623013
Probably a good thing he doesn't drive then
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>>17623014
Lmao my car always breaks for me
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>>17623118
He's saying that when in drive the car creeps forward and in reverse it creeps backwards.
To park you just ease off the brake to slowly move
It's actually much easier to park an auto than a stick
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>>17623182
Nobody on 4chan likes /v/. It is a containment board.
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>>17622971
my boss had me move her car and handed me that same key. weird as hell, but sort of fun to play with.
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>>17623104
manual used to be better when torque converters sucked and autos were heavy as fuck. Nowadays both transmissions are the same weight and automatics are smarter on when to shift, meaning the computer will ALWAYS do it better than you
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>>17623090
>I do at least 3 visits a week but I only drive to work.
>But an amerilard probably has to pay them more visits if they need to use their cars to mundane shit like groceries and walking the dog to the park
Even when I was driving 35 miles one way to work, in a 30 year old pickup that got 15 mpg, and only had one of its two tanks working, I only had to fill up once every three days. What the fuck are you doing? Does your car have a soda bottle for a fuel tank?
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