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Italian porn edition.

>Motorcycle Q & A
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>https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=1YwqbzbdRjMAItdOZPktcND3Nr98

Benchrace your sexy buttocks:
>http://cycle-ergo.com

Benchrace your snazzy helmets:
>https://sharp.dft.gov.uk/

Benchrace in general:
>http://crash.net


Noob? Start here:
>>16832630

Webms with sound:
>>>/wsg/1731263

Previously on /dbt/:
>>17565395
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>Bike breaks
>Take bike apart to fix
>Suddenly get an urge to get another bike

save me
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>>17566967
Italian porn, you say?
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Post you are bike if your going to SAM.
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>>17566990
needs more anime girl stickers
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>one of the quechua tents is big enough to fit a bike
Do they require a liner underneath?
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>>17567001
They'll go on when I get it back in vegas.
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>>17567020
>repsol

don't touch it
you might catch AIDs
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>>17566991
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>>17567029
I'll touch Jimmy instead.
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who /dixie/ here?
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>>17567046
>Tfw u can't go to Sam
We will miss u emvee
Maybe next year you can come
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>>17567051
I'll definitely have a good bit of leave saved up, so I think it's possible.

Hopefully next year it'll be somewhere in the rockies. I should have a ZRX1200R by then too.
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>>17567059
Rockies next year, West Coast for 3.0 is the plan
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>>17566991
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>tfw surrounded by repsol plebs
>tfw no HRC tricolor owners

If honda didn't require full coverage on financed bikes i would have better taste than all of you.
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>>17567006
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>>17567081
>wanting to finance anything without full coverage and gap insurance
Why didn't you just buy it outright if you can absorb the risk?
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>>17567081
>financed

lmao
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>>17567059
Exquisite taste, anon.
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>>17567068

If it's the Rockies next year, I'll be there.
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>>17567088
>Spending even more money
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>>17567095
Thanks senpai.
>tfw u will never own a norton 500
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>>17567103
>tfw u forgot the name
RCW588. gud bike.
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>>17567078
>tfw can't ride down to SAM with firebladanon
Next year I'll have paid vacation and all that jazz, so I'll see you nerds at SAM 2.0.
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>>17567103
>Still good taste.

:^)
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>>17567095
It looks cool, but the suspension is a bit dated.
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>>17567129
Tbh I only want it because nostalgia about muh old 80s shitbikes, aesthetics, and practicality. I'm not gonna have a car because >needing a roof innadesert

ZRX is gud because it's still fast but it also holds sloots and groceries.
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>>17567129
>suspension dated on an old bike

Shit nigga who would think that
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>>17567129
That can be easily fixxed. Then again, who cares? Just look at it.

I'm a Honda guy myself, and want a CB 1300/CB 1100 but that Kawi is on point.
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>>17566991
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>>17567140
It's dated for the year of manufacture.

>2001-2007
>still making a UJM with a spaghetti frame because muh steel tube aesthetics
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>>17566991
Memes
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Can I learn to ride a motorcycle if the last time I rode a bicycle was years ago?
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Somebody in MA pls buy my DRZ so I can buy a truck.
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Does anybody here know whether or not Ducati's v4 superbike will follow the 1199's clever construction?
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>>17567197
Yes. Don't overthink it.
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Is it a mistake buying new?
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>>17567259
You mean that weird monocoque frame? It sucks and no one likes it, so I hope not.
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>>17567197
Yes, I just picked it up this summer and the last time I rode a conventional bike was over 10 years ago.
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>>17567269
Depends.
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>>17567259
Spy photos suggest yes.
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>>17567314
spy photos you say?
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Why is everyone here so spastic over anything that isn't a modern sports bike?
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>>17567360
there are two kinds of people

people like me and
people like you
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All the sad boys in this thread who don't own a piece of real American iron.
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>>17567264
>>17567300
Okay, I'll see you guys in a few months then!
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Getting stage 4 kit installed on my road king.
Will be spanking busas all day at a fraction of the price
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>>17567341
The vast majority of people on 4Chan are autistic, to an autistic person modern sport bikes are objectively superior to everything else because, on paper, they are. Things like comfort, rideablity, fun, and character can't be shown in numbers, only power and performance, which is what sport bikes are made for.

Also sportbikes are bretty cool.
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>>17567059

I've wanted a Rex since I rode my buddy's a few years ago. Great bikes and super fun to ride.

I just bought a z900 and found out a week after I bought it that Kawi is planning on doing a retro version. I was pissed.
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>>17567382
Good luck anon, enjoy!
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>>17567401
>retro supercharged
Fuck. and it's got a spaghettiframe too?

I might end up getting this instead depending on how much it costs.
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I take my Harley on some pretty rough terrain. As you can see in this picture.
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OH GOD
MY AKRA SOUNDS SOOOOO GOOD
THE MEMES WERE REAL
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>>17567372
U just gonna repost this every thread or...?
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This guy shitposting the slim is fucking great.
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>meanwhile HD is failing financially
loving every laugh
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>>17567411

Gotta admit though, I'm loving the shit out of this z900. My only complaint is the seat is pretty stiff. I'm planning on getting it reupholstered with some extra padding stuffed in.
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>>17567372

gay
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I like my motorcycles made with tools not chopsticks
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>>17567372
>>17567475

Jesus Christ. Learn to take a fucking picture...
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>>17567314
Sweet.
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>>17567450
>at the current rate Indian will outsell Harley in two years
>Indian is crushing Harley in AMA flat track
>Indian and Polaris have stated they intend to produce more than just cruisers
>Erik Buell is looking for a job
>real American superbike soon
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>>17567483
Sad boy without owning a true two wheeled experience.
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>>17567420
You look exactly like I expect young harley riders to look like. I don't mean that as a compliment.
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>>17567259
idk but does anyone know if the 959 replacement will be a V4? Or just the 1199?
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>>17567420
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>>17567450
Let's hope they don't buy and kill Ducati while they are at it.
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>>17567496
But cruisers, modern classics and retros are the best bikes.
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>>17567514
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>>17567543
>>17567514
>Harley switches engines with Ducati and vice versa
>"They're both V twins right?"
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Had a nice ride to a rally last weekend. Lots of empty highway.

That godawful tombstone taillight I mounted to the rear fender because I had no others kicking around fell off halfway up and ripped out my rear fender wiring though. Forgot the blue goo.
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>>17567360
why am I still sad then?
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As you can see I'm an all weather rider.
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>>17567546
>reliability unchanged
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what model of schooter is this?
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>>17567264
Pass Umi
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>>17567572
Jesus Christ
I really am a sad boy
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>>17567555
>>17567420
>>17567372
Harley makes some beautiful bikes but holy shit they have poor quality control and customer service.
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>>17567577
can't go below 0 am I rite?
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>>17567572
What gear do you recommend while taking that true American thunder into such conditions?
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>>17566991
I, Alamonon, won't be able to attend. Scheduling didn't work out, unfortunately.
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>>17567589

It's not always their fault. Coming back from a bike rally my bike kept dying on me. It'd be fine and then all of a sudden the electrical would completely die.

The problem was that the previous owner must have been some kind of muppet and installed the ECM connector without the weather seal gasket. Rain was getting into it and causing issues.
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can we have a SAM chat so I can actually find you fuckers?
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>>17567391
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What moves you in life?
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>>17567646
>SAM

when where
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>>17567661
tomorrow-sunday. Tail of the dragon.
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>fly down 80kmh highway at 110
>right by cop
>sperg out and slow down to speed limit right beside them
>look at them
>they look back at me
>don't get lit up

?
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>tfw ass wrapped in leather
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>>17567656
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>>17567668
inb4 y'all die crushed under the wheels of semis

also
>S
>South
>SOUTH
>in North Carolina
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>>17567681
>20mph over the limit
What a cuck lmao
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>>17567681

Dunno bout your parts but in Canada the RCMP loathe pulling over bikes. Second the bike takes off or refuses to stop there's absolutely no chasing otherwise it's considered "excessive force"
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>>17567681
>20km over

it's like 3 mph
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>>17567683
>first gen SV650S
kill it
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>>17567681
he knows youre a beta cuck and not a problem
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>>17567685
The legend continues...
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>literally like 0 Toronto people in the google map
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>>17567713
Just came back from that piece of shit city, was there for a day and some nigger tried to rob me for my xps 15 at Ryerson.

Too many niggers pakis and brown cunts
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>>17564264
live about 8 miles from there

>>17564389
but friend, there are three stages here, not two:
>>before MSF online portion
>all cocky, i got this
>>after online portion but before practical portion
>certain doom
>>after practical portion
>oh my gooooooooood i'm so pumped, this is like crack, give me a bike right now
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>>17567707
>mfw she tells me her bike is pretty
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I got a new thing for motocamping guise
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>>17567749
Just sleep in a hammock like a regular human.

....the fuck is wrong with you.
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>>17567727
>niggers pakis and brown cunts
>canada
Since when?
I've never been to Toronto, but every time I've been to The Northern Wastes it's been white as fuck.
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>>17567758
>putting up a hammock in the desert
>two people sleeping in a hammock
>sleeping in a hammock in the cold
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>>17567760
Toronto is pretty much all brown
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>>17567372
iron scrap is about all it's good for too HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>17567463
You have to do something about that stock muffler
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>>17567782
That's a shame. Back when I used to use OKCupid in Rochester, NY, there were tons of super cool white chicks from Toronto, and I've wanted to go there since.
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>>17567760
Whites are minority in Toronto, avoid at all costs
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>>17567783
Sad boy
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Poop
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>>17567833
that's awful clever
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>>17567833
i'd be terrified of the bike falling over on me
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>>17567760
The big cities are pretty diverse, rest of of the country is almost completely white besides abo's.
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>>17567683
>ass contains gas tank
And then a random stranger appears, riding a legitimate motorcycle.
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>>17567833
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>>17567833
Traditional
>>17567840
Have something to put under the kickstand, for when the rain makes the ground soft.
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>>17566991
I already went to SAM
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>>17567861
Best potlaches, up north.
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9000km
2012 Street Triple
Good condition

$5000 usd, worth?
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>>17567885
How did you even get to one? My ex was half native but looked white and her family was racist as fuck to anybody not in their tribe.
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>>17567833
>>17567865
>>17567867
>>17567749
Was it state or national forests that let you sleep free?
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>>17567894
For $4500, yes. 5 is ok.
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>>17567898
No earthly idea. My mother's stepfather is Yakima.
He offered to have us adopted when college rolled around, but I decided to be **romantic** sweat my tuition through the GI bill.
On the flip side, there are kids who grew up on the rez, actually need that money.
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>>17567905
National forests

Maybe some state forests too
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>>17567931
(Also, her blood father was Huron/Black, so that probably factored in)
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>>17567496
I support this. I want a fix fairing model and a standard
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>>17567905
all of them if youre sneaky
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>>17567931
Yeah that probably helps. Where I grew up the tensions were still pretty high between whites/natives and other tribes. There's one town that has 3 tribes in it and they fight with each other constantly.

Last time I was there a fight broke out in the timmies line up and some dude ended up getting his eyeball knocked out.
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What do you guys do to conserve space?
I'm considering some cross countries, after the upgrade, and want to see about packing it all in locking boxes.
Good tip: Check out military style burrito folding your clothes. You'd be surprised how small four or five shirts can be.
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>>17567988
trash bag and backpack all you need but I pack light
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>>17567988
Compression bags.
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>>17567988
Leave all your buttplugs at home for starters
Ride a harley
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>>17567988
We always called that "Stewardess style"
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>>17567733

My fellow DFW faggot.

Are there any good meetups in FW that you know of? Tired of riding to Dallas every time I want to group ride. I live in Benbrook.
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>>17568012
Fuck a Harley. I'm clinically insane, not a mechanic.
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>>17567988
I just fit everything i need in a Tbag
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>>17567789

Yes, I know. It's ugly AF and it needs moar BRAP.
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FZ-07 faggot here. I love my bike but I think in the next few months I'm going to start looking at bikes that are larger since I have a fairly large frame. The FZ is great, but it sucks on long distance rides and it's practically impossible to go camping out of or similar.

I'm thinking of looking at sport touring bikes or even cruisers, but I don't really know where to start. I know cruisers get a lot of shit on /dbt/ so this probably isn't the place to ask, but I frequently lurk here so here I am.

I know Harley gets a lot of shit for their overpriced outdated underperforming heavy tanks they call bikes, but what about other cruiser manufacturers? Is it even possible to find a cruiser that is fun to ride (cornering doesn't matter much) while also being utilitarian?

The vast majority of my riding is just commuting to work and back or running errands, so like 90%+ of my riding is done on the interstate or highways. Twisty handling isn't really top priority for me.
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To everyone heading out for SAM tonight / tomorrow morning, ride safe
We can't have another Sef on our hands, rip.
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So the drz is having problems again. I took off the carb, cleaned and replaced it but now the bike seems to idle really low while the choke is on. Like 1500 rpm and dies quickly. I did mess around with the fuel air mix screw but can't seem to come to a point where the bike will stay on.
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>>17568131
VMAX, Diavel, Rocket III, and Scout are the only cruisers worth buying, also check out more street oriented adventure bikes like V-strom 1000, S1000XR, KTM 1290
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>>17567905
national forests you can camp anywhere along a road

but what you really want is BLM land. BLM land is the fucking bitch tits of free camping
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Post your dumb local CL ads:
https://iowacity.craigslist.org/mcy/d/tit-ninja/6147879319.html
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>>17568131
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>>17566991
>SAM
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>>17568169
Indian chief >scout
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>>17568191
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/mcy/d/custom-bagger-wheel/6218901038.html
basically losing money not grabbing this thing
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>>17568209
"no"
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>>17568217
Yea. Sorry buddy. But I appreciate your opinion
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>>17568214
>willing to trade for cars or real estate
I'm sure he is.
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>>17566991
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>>17568131
I like the look of moto guzzi's and indian scouts but the scout is really low to the ground so might not be the best for a big guy

what's this shit about having to do 4 captcha's in a row now? takes way too long.
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>>17568131
Nice grom bro
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>>17568236
Ur actually gonna go?
Fuck yeah moonman, A+
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>>17568252
See you there
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>>17568131
I dunno, but I've been looking at a Honda Rebel. Does that sound alright?
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>>17568214

Holy fuck that is ugly
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>>17568191
https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/d/yamaha-seca-bobber-project/6214092012.html

Motor ran good when I started this project!
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>>17568131
Indian chief is pretty fun bike.
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God dammit you nigs got me looking at craigslist

https://denver.craigslist.org/mcy/d/honda-ruckus/6227273475.html
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>>17568131
CTX1300. You'll never want an inline again.
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>>17568304
Does ctx somehow translate into abortion?
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>>17568165
Help pls
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>>17567687
S stands for super
Super America meet
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Hello /dbt/ I finally earned my full motorcycle driver's license!
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>>17568320
Sounds gay.
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what size jets do I need
canny track down the original airbox so I'm left to upjet the carbs, only thing is I don't know what the stock size is, or what I'd need for open filters

they;re only a couple of quid each
this is going to take a lot of trial and error, isn't it...
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>>17568158
Have fun, I cant go anymore cause of work :(
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>>17568329
No u
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>>17568330
have a look see
should have a number on the jet itself
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>>17568326
good job!
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>>17568304
So is this supposed to be a mid-weight tourer, kinda like the Silverwing and Silverwing Interstate back in the 80s?
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>>17568364
It's for people too stupid to get a gw or f6
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I spent fucking £4000 on my new bike after passing my test. It's a phenomenal bike but that was half my entire life savings just gone.

I feel like I made a mistake, don't know why because the bike is perfect for me and I love it.
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Heyo!
Finally got my hands on a 2001 XR100R. Anyone else here minibike?
>pic not mine
More fun than my full size bike
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>shopping for pants
>got hybrid jacket to keep costs manageable
>considering leather pants because something something Hurt Report 44% of non-head injuries involve feet and legs
>finding a few pants in my budget that look like this
I'm conflicted; I feel like I would look like a yuge faggot wearing a pant with sliders when I'm still at the stage where I take right hand turns super slow and in 2nd. I also doubt I'll ever drag knee on these straight-arrow southwestern roads. I guess I could take the sliders off until I git gud, but they probably offer some non-trivial impact protection even without hektik riding..
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>>17568394
Would you rather look like a faggot or keep the skin on your legs when you crash and look like a fucking idiot for not having gear?
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>>17568364
They define it as semi-sport, so probably.
Honda likes to let the engineers go nuts on tourers and commuters. Seems like they needed an excuse to resurrect the V4 cruiser.

No naked, though. Hopefully they're reserving that for the Magna label.
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>>17568319
How does it run once it's warmed up?
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>>17568165
>drz
>problems
You dont say
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>>17568389
Don't. 4k from savings is nothing if you don't obsess over the size of your bank.
Enjoy your bike. Buy gear from checking. Put the drippings into savings every month.
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>>17568396
This. Looking cool is great and all, but how do you think you´re going to look when you have you leave your skin half a mile down the road?
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>>17568409
yeah you're right, still got about 3.5k left in my account. Unfortunately right now I am nojob.
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>>17568394
You'll be the one laughing when you're the only old biker who can still bend his knees
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>>17568396
>>17568410
One can buy pants that will keep skin on your legs just fine but that don't have sliders. Guess I was just looking for some feedback about whether a clear scrub wearing sliders is as indicative of bad self-awareness and planning as, say, an 18 year old with two speeding tickets and bad credit buying a gsxr.

on the other hand, shit's safer and i can only get better at riding over time, and it'd be better to have it and not need it than want to track later and have to cop new pants.
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>>17568410
Can't you just wear knee baps under your jeans?
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>>17568390
Ayy mine's a 2002
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>>17568437
Ayy!
How do you like it?
I immediately threw away the stock bars and went for protapers that were taller with less sweep.
Next will be suspension.
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>>17568394
Do it my friend.
This is what a small drop during a less than 10mph turn looks like.
You don't have to ride hektik to fuck shit up.
It's wasn't that bad for me, not even close to lasting damage, but now I have to deal with a giant scab on a joint for a couple weeks. It's like constant paper cut pain.
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>>17568422
Oh. In that case the bike had better be your main transport. Hope it's a Honda, for reliability and efficiency.
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>>17568442
It's a lot of fun. I've been thinking about getting some heavier springs for it but just haven't dropped the cash yet.
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>>17568437
yo
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>>17568462
yeah I use my bike for absolutely everything, fuck cars.

>hope its a Honda

nope.. common sense flew out of the window and I got a beemer.
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>>17567681
>got pulled over for doing 103 in a 45
>verbal warning

Feels good to be white.
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>>17568394
just bought replacement drayko drift riding jeans because >keep getting fatter
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>>17568487
$200 for front and rear isn't bad
For a bit more you can swap CR80 USD forks.
But then you gotta remember its just an XR100
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>>17568487
>that fucking helmet
i unff errytime
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>>17568394
get some sand paper and mess the sliders up, then you can truly be the poser you were born to be.
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>>17568394
If you're not going to be doing crazy track shit, there are some pretty good denim options out there. I wear Draggin Jeans, 14.5 ounce (heavy) denim, with Kevlar armarid in the knees, hips and arse. They have some amusing test videos of nice looking biker ladies wearing them as their dragged down the road on their bums, competing to see who hangs on the longest before it gets too hot. Record is something like 208 feet.
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Hey guis, looking to use teflon spray to lube my 0-chain. Will I rek my chain if I do so?
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>>17568520
i'll lube your O-chain with teflon spray and then rek it if u know what i mean
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Couple other pics from the rally this past weekend.

One of my favorite bikes there. Dead simple shovelhead, open primary. Fantastic look.
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>>17568336
Prove it by posting discord name
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My absolutely favorite bike at the rally, hands down. 1900cc Yamaha Raider, the bike is HUGE without being a loaded up bagger, love it.
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>>17568533
Can u not...
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Random picture of bikes from the rally but if you look you'll see a Boss Hoss, those are V8 powered bikes running engines like chevy 350's.
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Moar bikes, another look at that Boss Hoss, weather was toasty one group put tarp liner in the bed of their truck and made a pool.
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This fella won the burnout competition with that orange smoke.
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>>17568558
where is this
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Any of you guys going to Sturgis?
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>>17568579

Canada, specifically Run to the Hills rally in Two Hills Alberta.

I threw a tombstone light on for a tail-light because I swapped my tins for a set of denim black ones on my dyna. What I neglected to do was use loctite on the fasteners. Somewhere along the ride up it rattled loose and tore off my bike.

A farmer found it on the road later in the day, flagged down a passing motorcycle group that was heading to the rally, they brought it to the registration gate and it sat there for a few hours until a buddy of mine recognized it.

I was having a beer at our camp site when through the magic of motorcycles my tail-light found me.
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>>17567197
I learned how to ride a bike within like 15 mins for the first time at 21 yrs old and then took the motorcycle safety course shit a week later and passed
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Always use loctite, always. I got lucky in that nothing shorted or the harness didn't get pulled onto the rear tire.
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who is this fucking faggot posting gay cruiser shit
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>>17568547
Prove what, that I can't go anymore?
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>>17568606

I'm the faggot who took a year off of work, bought harley and is spending his year enjoying it. Who the fuck are you?
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>>17568582
I'll take that as a no

Truly this thread is Patrician
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>>17568610
Oh I thought you were the other Canada Anon, I thought someone was imitating him because I'm pretty sure he's asleep so I wanted proof it was him not some gay yuro trying fuck with us.

Sorry you can't come tho, I saw ur post earlier too. Next year we will have a more concrete schedule so hopefully you can get it planned well in advance and make it then


>>17568622
No one goes to gay cruiser buttfuck meets my guy
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what does MV stand for?
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>>17568625
Not a bike guy but you got some issues if you take problem with other people's hobbies
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>>17568437
This is the very bike that made me buy my own bike 6 days later. Thanks again CC.
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>>17568630
Most Volatile

>>17568638
Gay sex just isn't my thing I guess
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>>17568630
Male Virgin
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>>17568641
No need to make a fuss about it then
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>>17568630
Moist Vagina
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>>17568648
>Not hating boomers and boomer bikes
C'mon guy, get with the program. I don't mind cruisers, but those autistic Harley Davidsonâ„¢ meets are plain cancerous
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>>17568651
the best kind
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>>17568656
I grew up in Rapid City man I know exactly how cancerous the Rally is
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>>17568520
That seems like an expensive waste. O-ring chains (and x-ring) chains are internally lubricated. The stuff you're spraying on the outside is mostly just to keep them from rusting.
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>>17568550
>2017
>not having tall sissy bars that double as a sword stand
ISHYGDDT
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What do you boys think of the new 390 duke, seems like a really cool little motard styled bike that has more guts than the average motard and 6 gears
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>>17568718
Get a 690 instead
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>>17568169
Didn't Triumph go out of business lately? Some cruiser manufacturer owned by Polaris went out of business recently. I thought it was Triumph.
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>>17568706

It suits the hell out of that Raider. Picture doesn't do it justice it's a huge bike.

Guy had a rough weekend though. Some inebriated fella walked too close to his bike when he was returning from a beer run and his front peg caught the guys calf and ripped it wide open.
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>>17568735
That was Victory.
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>>17568735
Victory
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>>17568735
Victory, and they were shut down to allow Polaris to focus manufacturing capacity on Indian (small but important distinction). They will still supply replacement parts for all models for another 10 years, but no new bike production.
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Tfw SAM gonna be gud
How's the weather over in Yuroland anyhow?
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>>17568746
> >90F
The euros would all die except Spaniards.
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>>17568718
The 390 is made in india, so expect some pretty shit quality control
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>>17566991
>impying SAM will ever happen
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>>17567661
Never
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>>17568746
>Tfw SAM is gonne be not
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>>17568779
I owned an Indian made bike (Bajaj).
Electrics were shit, but the engine just wouldn't quit.
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Hobbyists are asleep. Post Hondas.
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>>17567372

Wasn't the iron age thousands of years ago?
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>>17568131
They did it! They made a Scout Bobber! Holy shit as soon as I saw this I knew I wanted it. Going to test ride one in two weeks.

This might end up replacing my FZ-07 depending on how it rides.

I've always wanted an Indian but never really liked the super sweeping fenders. This thing looks gorgeous.
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>>17568326
Now what are you going to buy with it?
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>>17568593
That's an awesome story anon. I'd like to go, but I have no passport and no cruiser yet.
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>>17568874
Another picture because I'm excited.
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>>17568832
can't lie, I was pretty astounded to see that over half of the bikes surveyed in the Hurt report were Hondas. they must have dominated in the early 80s I guess.
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>>17568907
Hurt discusses this in the report. Seems the police who provided much of the data put down "Harley" if the bike was HD, and "Honda" if it was not.
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>>17568907
They've dominated since the introduction of the super cub.
Performance wins titles. Commuters win markets.
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i hate germans so much
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>>17568904
It looks the same but black?
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>>17567372
It's a photo of a headlight.
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>>17568935
The standard Scout and even the Scout Sixty are both available in black as well, but this bobber model has even more black. The more noticeable (to me) changes however are in the fenders, handlebars, and mirrors. I've never liked the look of the classic trailing Indian fenders, and this bike completely remedies that for me.
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>>17568922
fucking kek if true, if i have some time later i'll try to find that and cap it.

though, i was under the impression (from the wiki page admittedly) that they figured out fairly quickly that police reports and after-the-fact accounts were garbo, and the only way to get good information was to send team members directly to the site.

on the other hand, even though the first cap was of the 3600 cases where they got info from police, this cap is of the 900 where they had team members on the scene and the honda count is still massive.
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>>17568874
Why does that low powered twin has a massive radiator?

Also, I can't see the difference between this one and the other, except that this one is ugly black.
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>>17568948
>>17568907
What are these charts demonstrating?
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>>17568954
>>17568935
You really don't see any differences aside from "it's black"?
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>>17568957
the makes of the bikes involved in accidents studied over a two year period in cali.

unsure what "code" is used for, but "absolute frequency" is simply the number of accidents studied that involved a bike of that make. "relative frequency" is the percent that were that make out of all the accidents. "adjusted frequency", not sure without reading their methodology more closely.
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>>17568966
So they used some fucked fenders and painted the bike in the ugliest colour they could find and called it a day.
A $400 discount isn't enough for that.
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>>17568973
I think both look good, but I actually prefer the look of the bobber model. Don't get me wrong, I'd love to test ride either one, but I really like the sort of matte black aesthetic and the chopped fenders.
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>>17568966
that's disgusting, I bet it isn't even fast.
Just looks like a harley.
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>>17568874
it doesn't even have up side down forks.
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>>17568904
How much do these fat turds cost?
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>>17569039
>>17568966
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>>17568980
so get a harley.
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>>17569044
Holy shit. In New Zealand all bikes are reasonably priced, but scouts cost 17,000 USD... I never even bother following hd or Indians since there such a rip off
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>>17569063
give britten
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how do I manoeuvre a pigfat heavy bike? Feels like it could go over any second.
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>>17569130
The family ownership of John's IP gives me fucking cancer, moreso the events after the exchange.

>>17569063
The 250 market is still retarded even after the LAMS sweep.
If you can find a mint MC22, you can get an SC36 for cheaper.
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>>17569138
You don't ask it to turn the corner, you have to force it. SoL if you need to unturn in a hurry.
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>>17569138
lift weights
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>>17569138
What bike?

Also, git gud
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>>17569150
R1200R

I was told there's a technique and that's all about finesse rather than brute force, I'm supposed to let the weight move itself or something.
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>>17569168
my buddy rides a 900lb vulcan the same way you'd ride a vstar 250
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>>17566991
when is sam
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>>17569168
It's like a horse. Guide it with your knees and core and pull on the reins not too hard but not too gently.
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>>17569168
>can't even manoeuvrer a R1200R at slow speeds
It's small enough for a kid, isn't that heavy and carries the weight pretty great so it's easy to manoeuvrer at low speeds.

Go to an open place, like an empty parking space and put up some cones to practice.
Or sell that bike, because you're clearly not ready for it.
And get some crash bars before you destroy the engine by crashing it.
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>>17569175
When midsummer and midwinter collide.
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>>17569180
>>17569177
>>17569173

Wait a minute I can ride it just fine, I was talking about pushing it around the driveway.
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>>17569185
But that's even easier than low speed riding. Just walk with it, it'll follow.

Where are you based? Normally you learn that shit during riding lessons.
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>>17569185
use the friction zone. power walk.
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>>17568403
Drzs are bulletproof goy
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>>17569008
>>17569029
>>17569047
Is that you again harleyfag?
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>>17569209
nah, but if I was going to buy a blacked out cruiser it'd be a hardly
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>>17567372
With brakes made in Italy and previously Japan, Japanese charging system and suspension. The engine, transmission and frame are built at Capitol Drive but most everything supporting it is foreign. Been that way since the AMF era.
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>>17569139
>Implying anyone pays attention to lams laws
>Implying I didn't just get given compliance when I got caught doing 129kmph on a 1200cc on my learners

Saw a mint Mc22 for 2g on Facebook last night. What part of NZ are you?
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>>17569175
see >>17568793
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Nearly crashed yesterday but I managed to pull it out of the bag at the last second.
I never noticed the cars in front of me had stopped at a set of lights, slammed the breaks and the back end came out but I still wasn't stopping in time. Luckily there was a gap between the queue and some parked cars so I went into it trying to wrangle with my first tank slapper. I just about had it under control when I got to the front and the lights changed.
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>>17569272
>I never noticed the cars in front of me had stopped at a set of lights
Where was your attention? It should be at the traffic in front, doofus.
>back end came out
Don't use the rear brake in panic situations, reduces the risk of losing and regaining traction, then losing control completely. It won't reduce your stopping distance by much if you do use it, and if you brake properly on the front the rear might not even be in contact with the ground.

So two things: Start paying more attention to traffic, don't follow so closely, and learn to brake properly.
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>>17567580
it didn't even look the the bike rider hit the car when he went to kick it. regardless the person in the car should not have went ape i couldn't care less about the person driving the car because they're retarded but feel bad for the white truck cause dindu nuffin
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>>17569280
I was quite far back, it's what saved me. As far as my attention it was a million miles away, also I was feeling pretty sick which I didn't really notice when I left. I don't say that as an excuse the incident was 100% my fault but it definitely didn't help my focus or reaction time.
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>>17569300
Good thing you're okay and I hope you learn from your mistake, anon.
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>>17569305
me too friend
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How much is everybody's bike worth?

Mine was £3995.
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>>17569329
4k
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>>17569329
To sell or insurance?
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>>17567391
Busas no buses maybe
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>>17569329
$2k when I bought it 7k miles ago
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>>17569329
more than you can afford pal
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>>17569329
1.5K
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>>17569368
So €2?
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i want a 250cc i4 but i live in murrica. wut do?
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>>17569417
Buy one
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I'm waiting for the courier to drop off the new R/R and i'm slowly reaching heart palpitations: what if it doesn't fit, what if i have to ask someone to trade me this one for an OEM what if everything is awful and i'm in hell

breathe

breathe
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>>17569329
$15,000 when I brought it 6months ago. Probably 12,000 now kek
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>>17569329
Bought mine for 1400 € at 38k km. It is now at over 56k. I reckon if I get a replacement muffler (original one is rusty) I can sell it for around 1200 maybe.
Bought a CBF 500 for dad recently, that one was 2200 with just over 20k on the clock.
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>>17569329
book value is about three hundred quid
fuckin chink bikes
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SHIT

SCREW HOLES ARE MUCH WIDER APART THAN ON ORIGINAL R/R

FFFFFFF
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>>17569499
Time for ducktape
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>>17568552
>Chevy 350
Weak. I was told they use big blocks.
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>>17569505
more like zipties

i think this can work, i mean the fender will be holding it in position as well

oh god what if the fender doesn't fit, this whole thing is slightly bigger
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>>17566991
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Any pics from SAM? Wanna laugh at the burgers.
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Okay it seems that
a) fender will fit over the new R/R
b) zipties + fender will be keeping it safely in position as long as I tighten both zipties at the same time, the same amount

I'll report in once it the sun leaves
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>>17569329
€1K purchase couple years back, now worth about $1.5K I think
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>>17569417
Buy a 1300cc I4 instead.
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>>17569552
There are no pics because SAM isn't happening, ever.
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>buy new bike yesterday
>its a bmw
>battery died already

Guess it wasn't a fucking meme after all.
>>
>>17569649
Let me guess, you left it on parking lights

Otherwise, good look. That R1200 has a lot of cables.
>>
>>17569329
£5000
£2900
£11000
£1500
£3500
£1650
£9000
£500
£6000
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>>17569652
nope, it was completely switched off, I took the sat nav off as well so it can't have drained the battery.
>>
>>17569660
I just looked it up, looks like on the R1200 you can indeed not accidentally turn the parking lights on while locking the handlebars, like you could with the R1150.
>>
>>17569674
>you can indeed not accidentally turn the parking lights on

what the fuck does this mean?

So should I push start it and get the battery to charge while idling?
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>>17569681
With the R1150 you turned the parking lights on by turning the ignition key further when locking the handle bar.

Don't push start it, it's pretty difficult. Put it on a battery charger or with jumper cables.
>>
>>17569684
I can get my dad to help me push start it.

I don't have a battery charger on me.
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>>17569694
Do you hear the fuel pump, do any lights go on?
If not, you can't start it by pushing.
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>>17569684
>With the R1150 you turned the parking lights on by turning the ignition key further
I've done this on a Yamaha. Now I put my hand in front of the parking light every time I park up just to check if I'm about to fuck it all up. Poor design really.
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>>17569716
I've done it twice now.
First time I got it just in time, as I had no car to jump it with or a charger.
Last time was last week. Had to jump start it TWICE, because of some stupid design where you need your ignition key to put back your seat and it didn't charge enough before I turned the bike off.
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>>17569706
yeah, all lights go on, even the headlight and rear light.

The engine tries to turn over then dies. There's a red battery symbol on the dashboard.
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>>17569730
You might be able to just push start it. You and/or your dad have experience with it?
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>>17569738
not really
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>>17569752
Get jumper cables and jump it with the car.
It's hard to push start them. I have experience and have done it many times before and still I struggle when the battery isn't full.
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R/R company says diode test should give same results as old R/R after being plugged in, so far wasn't plugged in and values shown are WAY outside the limits.

I'm worried again

I need to somehow calm the fuck down until the sun sets
>>
>tfw there are tons of "bad engine noise spun bearing" videos on youtube for kawasaki and suzuki motorcycles, but very few for hondas

1: the reliability memes are real
or
2: honda owners are the only ones who know how to change their oil
>>
>>17569798
3. Honduh riders spend so much money on male prostitutes to get fucked in the ass that they can't afford a Youtube account.
>>
too bad my dad is a retard that cant figure out how to get to his battery.
>>
>>17569814
4. Honda riders are assholes and sell unsuspecting riders their obviously broken bikes filled up with "engine stop noise" snake oil and then get a new one instead of fixing their shit
>>
there's a certain satisfaction taking a bike that someone has attempted to spruce up with tarty aftermarket bits and putting it all back to stock
like healing
>>
>>17569823
5. Honda riders are so retarded they can't figure out how to upload a video
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>>17569831
6. Hondas don't break because they actually use lawnmower motors
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>>17569824
>tfw am doing that to my own bike after my own retarded mods

My exhaust is waaaay to loud and an ugly stock can is going back on. Tired of being "that guy" everywhere I go.
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On my way to SAM
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>>17569824
there's a certain pain in finding out the PO's mods caused damage that is difficult to reverse

>"i got a slip on bro"
>plan to sell it and get a stock can at a profit
>oh wait, he actually crimped the slip on and header together
>stock can won't seal, gasket won't even go over it
>header and slip on basically soulmates
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>>17569855
>going to an imaginary meetup
>>
>>17569861
I-if you believe hard enough it's real!
>>
>>17569863
Exactly. Stop falling for /dbt/ memes, SAM isn't happening no matter how much you want it to.
>>
Can I jumpstart a bike with another bike?
>>
>>17569860
Just swap the full exhaust for somebody elses stock setup.
>>17569852
Mines the same, I had to cut the header to install the slipon. Trading it all for a guys stock exhaust + 200$ this weekend.
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>>17569880
If it weren't a v4 memebike I would be down for that.

And also if it didn't eclipse the profit from selling the used can.
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>>17569861
You're really upset about this, why?
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>>17569872
No. You bumpstart it with gravity.
>>17569798
The memes are real. Yamaha a shit. Suzuki a cheaply made shit.
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>>17569894
Stop projecting your own upset onto me, unlike you I do have a bike meet to go to.
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>>17569872
Yes
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>>17569901
Not sure who you assume I am. Just some random anon noticing your sad obsession.
>>
>>17569904
Hey I'm just doing my part to educate those who were deluded into believing there will be an SAM. I'm doing it for the kids!
>>
>>17569910
Are you lonely or something? Do you need to talk? We're all friends here, anon.
>>
>>17569904
>>17569910
calvin, johnny, chill. No one cares about your inter Atlantic beef
>>
>>17569910
Daily reminder Germans should be eradicated.
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>>17569915
Thanks boo, love you too. <3
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>>17569920
:* im here for ya buddy
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>>17569267
More like halfcalf racer.
>>
is it ok jumpstart a 15v battery with a 12v battery?
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>>17569948

>>17569948

>>17569948

>>17569948
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>>17569716
>>17569729
How can anyone be this retarded? My bike does that and I never forgot.
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>>17569855
Post lube.
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