Why do people want a photo with a fat bitch sitting on their car?

that girl's ugly, but I prefer fat women to be honest

>tfw no initial dinner fapfic

is that comic sans being used unironically as a water mark?

>>17384497
t. virgin

she's completely adequate.

>>17384505
I wouldn't be seen talking to her in public.

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>>17384518

>>17384497
Well there goes my weight differential.

>>17384518
You wouldn't be seen in public because you don't leave your basement.

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>>17384497
>not covered in cheese
it's a guy thing, you wouldn't understand

>>17384607
This tickles my penis in a unique way.

>>17384607
"Cheese"

>>17384497
that's how they test door strength.

>>17384607
requesting more pictures of girls wearing cheese and posing next to classic cars.

>>17384666
She looks like someone i know that wants my dick for 2 years now except she has brown hair and eyes.

Sadly for her im not american to love fat wobbly shit

>>17384544
You wouldn't be seen because you don't exist.

>>17384518
You wouldn't be seen talking to any woman in general.

Cars and women don't mix.

>>17384607
>legitimately fat

and fucking wierd


>>17384497
>>17384666
>legitimately not fat

>>17384518
see
>>17384544

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Queen(king) of /o/

>>17384497
To demonstrate how well they modded their suspension?

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>>17384518
>I wouldn't be seen talking to her in public.
Probably because she wouldn't talk to you.

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>implying someone would want to sit on my VW stock piece of shit

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>>17384518

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reminder

>>17385808
What? That you're such a beta you have to diddle yourself to cartoons?

So they can sniff the spot where her pussy was after, naturally.

>>17385819
anime pussy > nasty real women

>>17385829
okay virgin

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>>17385832
not really a valid insult there bub

Im not the one going after disgusting shit

>>17385840
>Im not the one going after disgusting shit

But you are

>>17385840
>not really a valid insult there bub
Not an insult, just a reminder.

>>17385841
>2d perfection
>digsuting

lmao

>>17385842
its being used as an insult

just like how I can call you a degenerate non virgin as an insult

its not an insult if you dont take it as one

>>17385853
>its being used as an insult
>just like how I can call you a degenerate non virgin as an insult
>its not an insult if you dont take it as one
Nope you're just a virgin. And it really is a self-defeating situation since no girl wants some creep like you busting anywhere near her.
I'd say i feel sorry for you but you only have yourself to blame.

>>17385867
ive turned down women before tho and if I cared enough about fucking I would get a whore

I dont believe in sex before marriage but I also dont want to be stuck with the same person forever

feels good not being a complete degenerate

>>17385889
>>>/r9k/

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>>17385895
I dont hate women tho

I just dont want a relationship and dont like the idea of fucking someone I dont love

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>>17385488
She's willing to sit on that piece of shit teg, i can only imagine her reaction on my evo

>>17385927
>her

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>>17385889
This is fedora concentration on levels not yet witnessed.

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>>17385963
I bet this guy doesnt even respect women

damn degenerate

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>>17385975
Are you that poorfag you bailed on a hooker in the other thread?

It all makes sense now

>>17385985
no Id never consider getting one to begin with

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>sitting or having others sit on your car

>>17385912
u gay?

>>17386035
when the situation calls for it

sorry I dont support modern whore western culture

good thing were getting more Muslims who will put western culture to sleep

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>>17384497
Man she is beautiful. If you don't want that roastie, I'll take her

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>>17384497
Sitting on aluminum hoods bends them.
Climbing onto hoods with shoes on scratches them.

>>17384497
This girl is not fat, she is THICC and you can tell she workouts. Just look at those forarms, hnnnnnngggg. She could probably pick your seen ass up with one arm. Mmmmmm

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>>17386177
>implying anyone on /o/ can find a girlfriend or at least hook up with a decent looking girl like the one in OP's pic

We are going to be like Jay Leno when we get old. Full of cars, pretty wealthy, but without any children or wives.

>>17386210
Jay Leno is married though.

>>17386248
I know he is.
Hence why I said "but" without any children or wives.

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>>17386129
what a dumb motherfucker. if i saw her do that to my car i'd definitely punch her in the face

>>17386129
this makes me so angry.

>>17386129
If she had any idea how much repairs cost on a car like that she'd avoid them like the plague.

I mean seriously, how fucking dumb do you have to be to go sit on random cars and have people take your picture while doing so AND upload it on to social media.

>>17384497
she has sexy feet so I'd let her sit on my rex

>>17385488
I would like to fuck this man.

>>17384505
For a European or Australian...

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>>17385932
oh yea i'd suck it

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>>17385254
here you go br/o/
>>17385455
>not wanting a corpulent model wearing a cheese dress
so much weirder than liking traps amirite

>>17386758
I don't understand the cheese thing, but I'd suck them toes desu

>>17386274
#edmlife

>>17385889
>>17385912
Men might be more your thing.

>>17386980
>dont want a relationship
>lol ur gay

gay relationships are relationships too

>>17386210

I feel like the most normie motherfucker here sometimes, how can you guys not get chicks to mount your ride or sit in it for a photo? I mean if you ride the bus ofc there's no hope for you (95% of the board) but still.

>>17387080
most skanks will do it just for the attention anyway

>>17387080
Kek I have a picture of me and my girlfriend on my shit box if that counts but why would you want a picture of a girlfriend on your car

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>>17387080
>how can you guys not get chicks to mount your ride or sit in it for a photo?

That's very simple. Don't attend car meetings (because they're filled with normies that will laugh at what you have! And social reunions are bothersome and pointless) and totally despise women/manage to shoo them off in some way (mine is clearly being a nerd plus aspergers).

Hell, my car is considered by some a girly car, and what I could afford on the price range of my car with an automatic transmission are all considered girl cars. I just don't give a fuck anymore.

>>17386758
>corpulent
Never thought I'd have to google a word I saw on /o/.

>>17387149
Normies think "I like my car. I like my GF. Two things I like, together! Good pic! And if I like it then surely everyone else will also because I have the best taste!"

I've done thorough research and the thing that separates normies and the rest is usually a healthy self-awareness and the ability to feel shame. Most of us here know that our shitbox isn't everyone's cup of tea so we don't assume they'll want to see it or like it. If we even have a GF, the same logic applies to her. But that's also the reason we don't have girlfriends in the first place: knowing how shit we are and assuming no girl would want us.

>>17387080
So I was hitting on this chick, right? I was single and wanted to get my dick wet plus some cuddling. She just plays me off and ends up going home with different guys at each party we go too.

Finally, I say fuck this bitch. Start working out, my project car is looking better, mutual fund grows, in the process of buying a house. End up with an amazing girl, and now that I am taken, she starts flirting with me again, like wtf. They just want what they can't have.

>>17384500
I have faith that the fapfic will eventually see the light of day.

>>17387242
Idk why every lonely anon assumes no girl will like you if you don't make extreme amounts of money, not have a really nice car and have a "hot summer body" to get with someone all women care these day is if you have your shit straight and you're not a 3/10 looking guy

>>17386129
Climbing onto the hood of a Ferrari 458 speciale. Retarded.
Killing the bitch for doing it. Priceless.

>>17385455
>having unrealistic expectations for women

Can you really afford it though

Inb4
>I'm not a virgin, I've sexed many women >:(

>>17388126
>not being fat is unrealistic

what a time to be alive

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>>17384518
t. Virgin

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>>17386129
Jesus christ

>>17385932
Doesn't matter, would copilot hondagurl

>>17387212
I have aspergers and have had sex plenty of times.

It's about confidence and not caring too much what women think.

>>17388126
7 out of ten women i see are not fat. It's not unrealistic to expect a person to not have belly fat that folds up and hangs over their crotch when they sit down.

If your fetish is extremely fat thighs and big swinging watermelon-in-a-sock tits because you look at photoshopped porn and one in a million paleolithic fertility goddesse all day, it is unrealistic to expect that without fat. But my fetish is toned asses, a slight thigh gap, and B through C cup tits, so it's realistic for me to expect women to have average, healthy bodies, like it's realistic for women to expect me to shave, wash my face, and get a haircut every couple of weeks.

>omg you sexist virgin wimmin not all men can shave every day it's soooo hard you don't understaaaaand
said noone ever

>>17387379
>if you have your shit straight
look where we are

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>>17387379
You forgot something else: you need to be interesting in some way.

>>17384497
that belly is delicious you low T fag

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>>17384497

guys pov
>look at my sweet ride and my "hot" girlfriend! #lifegoals haha!

girls pov
>look at my boyfriends sweet car and how pretty i am next to it!

it's a petty ritual where both parties are guilty of being basic bitches

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>>17387214
>he doesn't know we have special words for fatties
u can't just call a fat grill fat they don't like it
>>17388202
UNFff

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>>17388812
>mfw i neither shave or get my hair cut

>>17385975
>ywn marry christ-chan
>ywn make sweet, gentle love to her in the missionary position FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION on your wedding night

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>>17384497
I don't.

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>>17390886
Of course you can call a fat girl fat.
Fat is fat.

>>17385488
When will you stop this stupid meme? We have already established that it is a girl.

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>>17386129
3rd world country group lynching when

>>17392347
its fine anon

traps arent gay

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>>17388758
>asperger
>had sex

You have to tell me how.
It seems like there are physical hints and cues that just go over my head.
Is it so hard to lose your virginity?
I have talked to a couple women straight to the point about my virginity problems and they have all said that it's about 'the right time to lose'.

How the fuck confidence makes you get laid?

>>17385488
>>17392347
She gives off a typical boring weaboo cosplayer vibe. The other girl >>17390960 is better. Look at her, she's /fa/ model tier desu, and that makes her the queen, and the best girl.

>>17393060
That bitch is Filthy Frank in a bikini

>>17393121
Frank looks hafu (he is); she isn't and doesn't look like one.

>>17386256
So we're not gonna be like Leno

>>17384497
only a european would call that bitch fat

>>17388927
>>17390653
Good points there but just don't stay on 4chan for hours on end a day shit just fucking talk to a chick (or guy) that is a qt if one is near you

>>17393253
Yes, we are.
Rich and with tons of cars but we will never have any girlfriends or wives.

>>17393257
Because only europeans are physically fit like humans should be you burger-slurping land mass.

>>17393257
dude thats fat no matter where you live

>>17393306
Jay Leno has been married longer than youve been alive bruh

we wont be rich and I bet a lot of us will never have wives either

I'm sorry y'all but that chick is FINE.

Sure, I'd rather have the CRX in the long run, but for just a while I'd rather the woman. Absolute 9/10.

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>>17393323
I want to believe we will be at least rich, so we can do whatever we want and have somethign to distract ourselves from the lack of females in our lives.

Again he is most likely a normie, hence why he is married.

>>17385840
>REEEEEEEE HEALTHY SOCIAL INTERACTIONS!!!!
People like you should be gassed

>>17393309
>be european
>see that someone isn't an anorexic grey alien
>start calling them hamplanets to feel better about being legally required to ride Hamoud's halal Balogna pony
Such is life in Europe

>>17394233
>being a pathetic degenerate
>healthy social interaction

lol I cant wait for Islam to destroy western whore culture

>>17394297
>m'caliphate

>>17394297
>I cant wait for Islam to destroy western civilization as we know it.

>>17394342
But only western civilization. If they destroy eastern civilization, then how is he going to find a fictional underaged girl to creepily obsess over until he dies in his mid forties of a heart attack brought on by years of a sedentary lifestyle

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>>17394342
inshallah

>>17394359
>sedentary

nigga I spend a good amount of time walking around and go to parties and concerts almost every week

I dont have a waifu so I dont have any character I obsess over either but if I live to get middle aged I didnt do enough drugs alcohol and stupid shit

>>17384497
>that tiny little pudge
Y'all niggas is gay, I would impregnate her in a heartbeat

>>17394385
> go to parties and concerts almost every week
So we should strip females of all of their rights so I can go to dick parties every week.
Sounds like you really want that Islam soon.
>if I live to get middle aged I didn't do enough drugs alcohol and stupid shit
Alcohol is banned.

>>17394401
aint care I will change my life for Allah

>>17394385
>oh hey look at me guys i'm totally normal even though i act like a fucking incel on a kurdish yurt building messageboard

>>17394406
Well yea, or they will kill you.

>>17394407
except I dont have any interests in relationships or women

just because I party with people doesnt mean Im fucking any of them

>>17394413
thats how things should be done

live and let live until they disagree with you then take them out and shoot them

>>17394432
>until they disagree with you
No it's until you have a majority. Then go kill the minority until only you are left.
It's a pretty good plan.

>>17394436
yeah eventually well get world peace

Islam is truly the religion of peace

>>17394432
Well at least you won't taint the gene pool

>>17394452
nah Ill be sure to have one drunken night and lose myself and up fucking someone just for you

she too dumb to get an abortion its on her

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>>17390975
>Of course you can call a fat girl fat
not if you want to harpoon that

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>you will never be the cute girl posing in front of Anons' cars with their consent

>>17385488
When will leafs leave

>>17394482
>nah Ill be sure to have one drunken night and lose myself and up fucking someone

I've done it - no condom, too. I didn't even know her name at the time lol. I made her buy Plan B the next morning and we remained fuckbuddies for 5 or 6 years.

>Moral of the story: Abort.

>>17395733
your dying alone, u pathetic wretch

>>17392640
Be the hen tie protag

"Heeeey oneechan u wan sum fuk? Yare yare, bukkake tsunami"

>>17395501
>you will never be a loli posing on the bonnet of an Anon's car

>>17384497
I don't want anyone sitting on the hood of my car
Period

>>17385488

>that heel digging into the bumper

Dude I am getting triggered.

>>17385963

HE HAS MY STAPLER!!!!

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>>17384497
I don't like seeing women posing with cars, no matter how good the woman looks. Those two things don't mix well.

It makes their car look even more "hellaflush" because the fatty compresses the suspension on that side.

>>17396230
this

yall a bunch of hormone flooded teenagers.