>Prezo in a C7 Z06 >Alphonse in a GT-R Nismo >MrCummy

No survivors

>>17347201
The rest of /o/ when they all enter a corner too fast...

>>17347201
Non of them can drive so the guy in the old beat up modified 911 who actually can.

>>17347213
This

>>17347201
>s/o/viet in his gmc
I'd put my money on him.

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>Alphonse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXHUxCmdkYY

>>17347232
>shitposts about GM
>drives a GM vehicle

What did Satania mean by this?

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1st Alphonse, because the GTR drives itself

DNF: Prezo, because it overheats, spills oil and goes towards a barrier

Mrcummy is sexually excited by the nurburgring wildlife and decides to rape a fox

>>17347201
No one

>>17347238
He can shitpost about GM because he knows how fucking awful they are.

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>>17347238
Now you people understand

>>17347246
Why don't you buy a different car? Are benchracers really this poor?

>>17347213
>Prezo overheats
>Alphonse understeers into the wall
>MrCummy spins out 50 times in low speed corners, but finishes
Volvos are clearly the best track cars

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>>17347261
because I preffer buying bikes

I want to get a 620 wagon but they are all rusted, and I want a racing bmx bike

>>17347284
finishes inside the fox he is raping maybe

>>17347290
>620
meant 510

>>17347284
Well, volvos are pretty safe, so he might actualy survive...

>>17347290
>finishes inside the fox he is raping maybe
well yeah, that's why he drives so badly. don't rape and drive, kids.

S/o/viet on a bicycle after the other three die.

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More entertaining

>Prezo in a C7.R
>Alphonse in this
>24 hours at Le Sarthe

Who wins?

>>17347337
As I recall, the Nissan was faster when it wasn't broke

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>>17347337
Alphonse drives for Ford

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>Prezo breaks down
>Alphonse flies into a spectator
>MrCummy is raping a fox
>mjet finally wins the race in his 1.3L diesel Fiat after a 30 minute lap

ralliart poster wins

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>>17347355
I don't want to cheer him on though. I like the Ford GT.

>>17347366
He was unable to participate in the race. When he was signing the form, he couldn't recall what vehicle he was driving. When he asked people what vehicle it was, he had already forgotten by the time he went to write it down on the sheet.

sand coon with golf wins

STOP GIVING THEM ATTENTION

BedfordRascal009.jpg guy wins

Frosty finishes his drug run and beat everyone

>>17347201
Prezo does a five minute burnout because muh RWD, the engine lurches before the tires blowout though.
Alphonse gets a great start but goes airborne killing millions.
MyFaggot smashes into the wall at the first turn and just keeps going never to be seen again.

>>17347355
I thought he liked chebby do people just start screaming alphonse at each other?

>>17347201
Cummy spins off the line taking everyone out.

>>17347246
>buys one of the most reliable GM vehicles ever produced
>complains.

Is it a 305?

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>>17347284
>Volvos are clearly the best track cars
How new are you my man

>>17347542
such an accident would cause a singularity, bringing the finish line to the Volvo as the black hole consumes earth

GS400 guy crashes into them, causing a 4 car pileup

>>17347588
Did he crash? What happened?

>>17347542
Is /o/ the board whose humor has changed the least out of all of them?

>>17347201
>prez/o/ overheats
>alphonse gets arrested for being a nigger
>mrcummy gets arrested for fucking animals
Ultimately it would be my 3k civic with a few simple mods that wins

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The Twingo posters in a white twingo, after they do a DANCE TO THE HEARTBEAT inner corner pass while all of /o/ goes "Wha..." and "WHOAH!"

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>>17347238
NISM-BTF-O

>>17347897
thats not even a nismo, thats a GT3 car

>>17347284
>alphonse backflips over a hill
ftfy

>>17347903
SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHITTTTT

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>>17347910
SsSsSsSsSHhHhHhhHhHhHtTtTtTtTtTtT

>>17347984
forgot my name WTF

>>17347753
racism goes on >>>/b/

>>17348148
gotem :^)

>>17348148
I think you're on the wrong site.
>>>/lgbt/
>>>/reddit/

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>>17348419

>>17347218
hey porschefag, no one likes your shitty german garbage, fuck off

>>17347622
Yeah lol old news

>>17347201
Cummy would take them all out on the first corner.

>>17347622
He was driving on a straight road and his combo of stretched tires and heavy camber made it impossible for him to continue driving on a straight line

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>>17347402
Damn rights

>>17348424
>namefag can't deal with imageboard culture
The transition to reddit is easy for you, you already have a username.

I win.

>>17349933
racism goes on b. fuck off

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>>17347201
>show up to the ring
>line my z06 up at start line
>wait for competitors
>wait hours..
>they don't show up
>they home
>on 4chan
>still spergging over a well placed subtle shitpost I made years ago
>i win as usual

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>>17350713
>wait for hours
a tow truck doesn't take that long

>>17347475
rotflmao
>>17347383
cry more

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>>17350783
>nissan fangirl experts in tow truck wait time

as expected

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>prezo spergs hard from my well placed bait
rotflmao

>>17350832
he's going to run off now and come back claiming it was all a ruse. rotflmao

>>17347723
/o/ is a slow board so we get more mileage out of our memes.

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>>17350836
>we abuse prezo so much we know his exact behavioral patterns
this shouldn't make me laugh so hard

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>>17350713
the assmad that this post caused

>>17347241
>Mrcummy is sexually excited by the nurburgring wildlife and decides to rape a fox and gets rabies

fixed

>>17347344
for 1 lap
too bad none of the memert lms officially finished the race, 2 broke and the 3rd didn't do enough laps for it to count

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>>17347201
Frosty in a C6

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>he's actually sperging this hard
LOL omg

>>17347465
>>17350881

then gets DQ'd after he fails the drug test

cuckphonse crashed his mom's v6 and mrcucky nearly drover himself off a cliff so I'm going to have to say prezo by default

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>>17350783
BTFO

PREZO WON'T RECOVER

>>17350949
this
>>17351060
stay mad

>>17351257
why would I be mad that Prezo got BTFO?

>>17349923
Post some new pictures you have at least 9 of them

>>17347201
The 3k civic with a few mods wins.

>>17347241
Mrcummy also spins out

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I think /o/'s shitposters should form an Initial D touge team. What should they be called, and what will their rides be?

>>17347201
me

>>17347201
Does alphonse actually own a gtr? I thought niggers are poor