>checks catalog >no Milfista thread Milfista™ thread, br/o/s

I'd fista that milf

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>>17059151
Milfista stands for MILF+Alfista. Italybro coined it.
This is her when she was younger.

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>>17059192

>>17059144
So... Just post hot middle-aged Italian broads standing next to cars? I support this.

>>17059864
Nah, that middle aged woman standing next to Alfas :^)
She's THE Milfista

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Perfection doesn't ex-

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My penis hurts

>>17061483
left one is an uggo

>>17061500
Yeah, but she's not he chosen /o/ne

>>17061500
I would hook my fingers in her nostrils, rendering her immobile, then proceed to interrogate her about ISIS sleeper cells in Italy

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>>17061505
True. I assume that's Italybro I'm talking to :^)
>she will never pose next to your 156
why live

>>17061531
top kek
you probably mean Portugal tho (which also explains why she's an ugly moor and not a gorgeous Milanese woman

>>17059144
HNNNNGGGGG

>>17061556
>Milanese woman
overrated as fuck
Rome>Milan

>>17062470
>Rome

Southern Italian nigger spotted.

Go back to south Italy, terrone.

>>17061539
We need her in the Alfa Romeo memes.

Ramaciotti + Milfista™ = dream team

>>17059192
>When someone claims the Germans invented the sports sedan

>>17062504
actually I was just shitposting to bump the thread, Rome was just the first Italian city that came to my head

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hot rod gals>milfista

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>this thread

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>>17063789
>implying Alfa can't play the '50s pinup game

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>>17064326

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another milfista hnngggggg

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idk why but this pic reminded me of Ramaposting
>>17064613
natti nattram?

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Alfa has a boner lol

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HIGH TEST
I'm not sure they're are milfs but they're hot

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[sweating intensifies]

this one beats the girls with the Alfa pendants

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MILF legs best legs

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mfw this thread

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>>17064688
more like pic related :^)

i just went to germany and holy shit qt's everywhere

theyre german too so probly do a2m and shit lul

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>>17064727
Even the car is anxious lol

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>>17064754
fixed

>>17064798
kek
seems like...
italybro is in the house

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Our dear mechanical friend is derping so hard

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>reeee get off me you fat cunt

>>17064848
T H I C C.

>>17064848
wow retrofitted projectors look like shit on that one

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Another Alfa looking pleased

>>17064591
T H I C C

>>17064624
>hand on 100% clean and polished Giulia

GO AWAY BITCH

>>17064653
Oh fuck, is this the Alfa Romeo dress?

>>17064809
Nope, this time it's not my work!

>>17065847
oh, I thought it was you because of how spicy it was

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>>17059144
>Milfista
Have another Milfista with a great car. Who needs an E30 when the Alfetta exists? I mean I love the E30 but this thing makes it look like the ugly duckling.

>>17064913
>buy alfa
>your wife ends up cucking you with the car
thanks but no thanks

>>17062650
end your life

>>17067374
>being this butthurt
Alfa invented the sports sedan with the more powerful version of the Giulia

>>17067374
>>17067404
Which you can easily recognize by looking at the 4 leaf clovers, the quadrifogli verdi btw

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Interestingly, the spokesmodels on the Alfa Romeo stands actually work for Alfa and know quite a bit about the cars. Unlike the Toyota "Brand Ambassador" I spoke to, who had to direct me to a "Product Specialist" to answer my question about one of their cars.

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>>17067404
>Alfa invented the sports sedan with the more powerful version of the Giulia
>this is what alfistas believe

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>>17067998
>inb4 underageb&
They did, retard. The Giulia Super was out there when BMW was still making Isettas and 700s. This whole discussion reminds me of pic related. The Germans haven't changed their old ways.

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>>17068170
Oh BTW BMW also stole the kidney grille

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>>17068217
And their "signature" Hofmeister kink is stolen too

>>17062650
Germans didn't, the americans did.

Olds Rockets or Chrysler Letter cars.

guilia's were the sport compacts of the day.

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>>17068276
It was on Giulia GTs too

>>17068327
>Chrysler Letter cars
those were coupes
and something that can barely turn isn't a sports sedan either

The Giulia TI Super was a homologation special, and then came the Giulia Super which was mass produced.

What is it about cars that lowers your standards for women?

Or all y'all just so old this is normal to like?

>>17064615
I want her to strangle me with those black leather golves on her hands

>>17068421
>lowers your standards for women
lel no
30-45 is prime

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>>17068421
>he fell for the lolita meme

>>17068463
Literally scientifically proven to be wrong

20-25 is prime.

>>17068483
20-30 is best for childbearing, but peak beauty comes later

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Posting rare prosecutie with Alfa

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>>17068531

The "Alfa Romeo threads law":

>Everytime an Alfa Romeo thread is posted there will be at least a butthurt Bmw poster shitposting.
>If BMW is not mentioned at all, the fangirl will shitpost on its own for ruining the thread
>if BMW is mentioned, the fangirl will shitpost with lies or posting biased and made up sources/images, because of her butthurt
>is BMW is mentioned in a positive way, nothing happens nè as nobody gives a shit about BMW at all

>>17068583
Be glad it's the BMW fangirl and not the Audi fangirl most of the time. Like, the audacity. Only good thing to come out of Audi is the R8.

>>17068531
Holy shit is that really her?

>>17068621
If something like that happens then we would see a rare phenomenon called "the axis".

Alfa Romeo and BMW supporters posting togheter against the mentally ill VAG fanbase.

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>>17064913
>>17067352
Lancia goes even harder

>>17068656
I think it will happen sooner or later, Audi fangirls are a sensitive bunch. Check this one out if you want an example: >>17061987

>>17068755
I actually cringed

>>17068767
It's like an Audi version of Elliot, kek

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>>17068755

>>17068672
>jean claude van damme in drag.jpg

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>>17064591
indeed

>>17070960
You're a big gal

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>>17070960
lmfao alfisti confirmed for manlets

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THICC
>>17071017
UUUU
>>17071021
that's a chick in the poster behind the car, retard
I wish it was true since I have a tall girl fetish though

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This is a Milfisti thread, not just an Alfa Romeo girls thread. Stop derailing it please.

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>>17071241
>UUUU
Dr. Pavel, I'm FCA

>>17071291
hnng

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>>17071350
ikr
>takes an Alfa to get a Ms. Robinson

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>>17071291
Is it me or are we Alfisti mostly leg guys?

>>17071383
Also homosexuals

>>17071386
>homosexuals
kek that's Mazda

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>>17071399
>implying projection

>>17071420
BTFO
T
F
O

>>17071420
nice shop

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>>17071442
>n-nice shop
mazda fangirls in denial

>>17071448
>implying Mazda's is a first offense
besides don't you have to embarrass yourself even more in the other thread by unintentionally debunking communism with your idiocy?

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>>17071463
>campaign
they put those cars in a pride parade, more of a stunt
Mazda on the other hand...

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>>17071466
>disputes that the USSR was "real communism" (whatever that is, seems to be some form of unicorn) with the typical commie "arguments"
>i-'im not a commie, i swear. i-i just do it for the (You)s
hang yourself


>back with the program

>>17071479
read the article

>people still reply to this obvious troll (s/o/viet)

>>17071481
>that chick
>milf
shiggity

>>17071484
I reply to manlets when I'm bored senpaitachi

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>>17071506
>i-i'm not the manlet, you are!
can't make this shit up kek

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>>17071497
>>17071516
>t. insecure lanklet

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>>17071533
>all this projection

>>17071539
>namefagging manlet ragequits
>anon manlet btfo
MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

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>>17071485
she looks old enough to be a mommy :^)
time to thicken up

Whats the best car to pick up milfs in?

Whats the best car to pick up wog milfs in?

>>17071539
>tyler lautner
>liking la mer
didn't know he had good taste, too bad he's a manlet tho

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>>17071580
kek
also what is La Mer?
>>17071572
Alfa Romeo Spider
make her live her graduate fantasies

>>17071587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fztkUuunI7g

>riding by the french beachside in your 2cv
would be blissful

>>17071564
6/10
would fuck but I'd expect hotter ones to get posted

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>>17071612
Is this any better?
>suddenly everyone respects the speed limit

>>17071621
What is she, like 4' flat?

>>17071625
She's not a gondola anon, the angle doesn't capture the length of her torso

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HNNNGGGG

>when you want someone like that but they're all taken and the only women you can seduce are in their early 20s
JUST

>this thread

I need to fuck a milf

God's work with this thread OP.

Just a little Italian grammar check for the better:

>MILFISTA is female singular
>MILFISTE is female plural

>ALFISTA is singular
>ALFISTI is plural
>ALFISTE is female plural

A group of Alfa Romeo fans, males and females togheter, is called ALFISTI (this works also for male only group) while the same group only composed by females is called ALFISTE.

Italian for these things is a pain in the ass for foreigners, I know.

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>>17072039
same

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>>17072111
Oh, the thing is that originally Milfista was only the in the OP pic.
Thanks for the clarification though (although I had found out already by checking the difference between searching Alfa ragazze and Alfa ragazzi). Then I wisened up and started searching Alfa donne.

BTW just watched a 70s Italian film, Giulias everywhere with hot pursuits and all. And one of the lead characters was a total MILF.
It's a giallo but it was less disturbing than I expected. I've been wanting to watch it for almost a month but couldn't find it in Italian and I didn't want to watch it dubbed to Latin American Spanish.
Sorry for the potato quality, 3MB limit and low video conversion skills do this.

>>17068656
>If something like that happens
watch them sperg >>17071273

>>17068492
>childbearing is not beauty

Y'all're the same as DFC fags. Bones and wrinkles, visible ribs, whats the difference?

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This is the best thread on /o/ iv'e seen this year.

& I want an alfa romeo now.

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>>17072247
>DFC
had to google what that was
the beauty of MILFs isn't the wrinkles, the less the better. Peak beauty is when a woman has her features fully developed but hasn't started showing signs of aging yet (or such signs are barely noticeable).

>>17072282
>that pic
hnnnnnnnngggggggggggg

also you know what they say, if emotion made a car lust would trigger its ambition, envy would be reserved for passengers, while pride drives :^)

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>>17072293
it's part of a pretty hot photoshoot that i can't post on a blue board.

That's a beautiful saying anon, it really is.

>>17072312
>That's a beautiful saying anon, it really is.
as expected from the people making slogans for Alfa lol
I lifted it from one of the Giulia Quadrifoglio ads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyM9ok6Z3PY

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>>17072161

>>17072210
Yeah, it was the golden era of Italian police movies.

Check this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcZZizMcVvU

>DAT BIALBERO SOUND

Hnnnnggghh

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>>17072312

The Montreal could possibly be one of the most beautiful Alfa Romeo ever, it's pretty hard to say among all the iconic models.

It was featured in this movie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJF0zSaUD4A

Shitty music that ruins everything, but stil...

Also

WARNING: explicit content - pornography

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trH-rBQ02Do

(action starts from 1:18)

>>17072447
Maurizio Merli, the police officer in the Giulia, was actually performing some of the stunts you can see (especially the last part driving at 120 km/h without windscreen) in the video, the madman.

A sad thing is that the scene with the bad guy shooting people to make the police stop is a citation of something that happened in Milan during an actual police chase during the days of terrorism in Italy.

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>>17072447
>>17072589
>Maurizio Merli, the police officer in the Giulia, was actually performing some of the stunts you can see (especially the last part driving at 120 km/h without windscreen) in the video, the madman.
Nice
also
>characters are bmw fangirls
>they get btfo

I laughed when he said "accelerate" and the other guy replied "it's already floored" while the Giulia Superman kept getting closer at alarming speed lol

>A sad thing is that the scene with the bad guy shooting people to make the police stop is a citation of something that happened in Milan during an actual police chase during the days of terrorism in Italy.
Pretty sad

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>>17072469
Oh, I knew that video, I have it saved as a webm

>>17072469
>that chick in the porsche
muh dick

>>17072469
Hey, that's Michael Caine!
The original "The Italian Job" is great, the remake doesn't hold a candle to it despite having based Jason Statham in it.

>>17074643
>Giulia Superman
now I need someone to shop a trilobe on Superman's chest in place of his logo

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>>17064591

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>>17075376
>painfully thicc

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MILFISTAAAAAAAAA

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>>17072312
>>17072469
>>17074826
>montreal

>>17059144
HNNNNG

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tfw no Carrie-Anna Moss Milfista

>>17076275
I don't see anything Alfa or even car related in that pic anon

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>>17072233
>when you trigger VAG fangirls so hard they delete the thread

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HNNNGGGG

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Alfa race driving instructor

>>17077610
where do I take classes with her

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>>17072447
Gonna watch this one now
it's not Italian but it looks promising and has Alfas

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wew lad

>>17078263
that's good, most alfa threads don't have more than 25 posters.

>>17074826
you've made me a very happy man

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>>17078964
I'm glad you like it anon
>>17078280
I was pointing out it had 156 posts, as in Alfa 156. Now 159 :^)

>>17078280
We finally know our secret weapon! It's not being faster around the Ring. It's MILFs!

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>>17079124
Why not both though?
Also posting thicc MILF

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>MILF legs
[sweating intensifies]

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>>17078258
Turned out it was pretentious trash. It had its good parts but it tried too hard to be "artsy" and "intellectual". Italian exploitation film is much better even if critics will dismiss it and praise the French bullshit from Godard. I expected something better from a movie starring Jean Paul Belmondo.

>Posting pic related to stay on topic

>>17082154
>he has to watch exploitation joints because he doesn't understand cinema that requires thought

how do i get a fine milf?

i want 40 and over, im 20 and really want this

>>17082724
Online dating? College bars?
I mean if there's a MILF in a college bar she's hunting for fresh meat most likely

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Posting smug ultimate MILF and video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_Acial5JeM

>>17084168
>w-wagons aren't that much more practical than sedans, the difference is negligible!

>>17084310
lol sedancucks btfo

>>17084168
Jesus fuck no wonder I see SO MANY Alfas around here and most of them wagons

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>>17084571
lol where are you from

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>>17084582
The Alfa Romeo central of Europe.

Seriously, there are probably more Alfas on the road than in Italy itself. Also Italian cars in general are loved in here.

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>>17074826

>>17084624
>alfa male
I kek'd

>>17084594
>Seriously, there are probably more Alfas on the road than in Italy itself. Also Italian cars in general are loved in here.
Sounds like a great place to live in. I heard it's similar in the south of Croatia.

>>17084701
It indeed is. The more I travel the more I love it in here. The only car related problem we have is the MOT which is insane. You can't touch ANYTHING on your car and can't even bribe the suckers since the whole car is photographed. But other than that it's cool. Radar detectors are legal and it's easy to speed and get away with it if you are not stupid enough and don't endanger anyone.

>>17084701
>Sounds like a great place to live in.
lol no. I guess it was when it was austria, but not anymore.

>>17084726
>Austrian white nigger detected

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>>17064672
Damn.

Who is she? And how much for a night?

>>17068492
This man is correct


Older women in 30-42ish are much better for fucking.

>>17084168
Lol you can tell a footfag made this video.

Tasty.

>>17084984
>>17068492
Kinda don't agree in full. Women are like whisky, best between 17-30 and with a nice aftertaste. They rarely get better after that, some do, but not a considerable amount of them

>>17085721
They tend to fuck better because the younger ones fuck like they're doing you a favor, older ones savour it

>>17086151
I'm 27 and virgin, I want a milf to teach me how to do sex in a motherly way.

>>17084733
he's right

>>17086151
desu fucked women between 17-38 and still the best sex was with a 23 year old one. I know older women are more relaxed and enjoy it more but nothing can replace that smell of young women and their tight skin...
>>17086162
you are 2 years younger than me, hope you get your MILF, but be smart and do the daughter later to try out what you have learned on the mother

>>17059197
lixoboa

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Better get your towels because you're about to sweat a lot

>>17086374
wew

>>17086374
>hard nipples peeking out from leather jacket

To do list:

>slap the woman because she's covering the windshiled with her fingerprints
>grabbing their hard nipples and manipulating them like if I was playing with the radio frequency and volume
>fuck the shit out of her soul

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>>17059192
I didn't notice that.

See how she put the can on the sticker rather than on the hood, for protecting the paint.

WIFE MATERIAL

>>17087887
I hadn't even looked at that, but now that you point it out... HNNNNGGGGG

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What did she mean by this?

>>17087932
>nixon
this is an alfagate thread now
>>17087936
she thought she could fend the attacker with the AXE disgusting smell

>>17088004
fuck off retard
>inb4 i was just pretending

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>>17088004

>spiciest women
>spiciest memes
>spiciest cars
>spiciest nurbugring times
>spiciest history

GET OUT

>>17059144
>be me
>wants moar of the op milf
>reverse search
>1 result
>it's /o/

end me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYbeP_fp8A8

Well, fuck, I'm done.

I can't fin her, I unleashed all my stalking power but it didn't work.

>>17088087
The whole notion of using deodorant as if it were perfume disgusts me

>>17088096
I'm not him. If I were him I'd speak portuguese and I'd be able to track down the Milfista.

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>>17088111

I'm with you but, consider this...

.../o/ur Milf is working as an Axe model for raising money for a new spicy Alfa Romeo.

Will it be the Giulia Quadrifoglio?

Will it be a Giulietta Veloce?

...or will it be a classic Alfa Romeo?

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Kek fucking foot feticists

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>ywn be this guy
why live
>>17088123
I think it's the one in the OP, so classic.
I mean
>modeling for Axe when young to get an Alfa
>appears as a MILF in a classic Alfa years later

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>>17088134
>modeling for Axe when young to get an Alfa
>appears as a MILF in a classic Alfa years later

Is this what the bible was all about?

>>17088132
kek, I saw that pic yesterday when looking for material to post here
alfabb or alfaromeotransaxales?

>>17088148
ayy alfabb

>>17088147
>14me88o[1].jpg
>14me88
>1488
>aryan girl
what did he mean by this?

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>>17088154
lol I downloaded almost the whole thread
haven't posted more here because most aren't MILFs but younger hotties and I didn't want to derail

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from alfabb too

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>Alfafootfetishbb

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>>17088186
lel
didn't see much feet in that thread tho
>>17088154
>>17088163
>>17088168
Also have this in case you didn't see it in another thread where I posted it :^)

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>>17088186
They also have kinkier stuff

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>>17088186
ayyy

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>>17081515

>>17088243
hnngg how did I miss that one? Was it even in "Women & Alfas"?

>>17088283
No, I'm searching literally everywhere.

It's harder than I tought, outstide that forum.

>>17088290
I have http://alfaromeotransaxales.forumactif.info/t9527-transaxle-girls covered already

>>17088249
hnnnngggggg

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GAMBEEEEE

>>17086181
Nigga I live here for 25 years. No he is not right. Do you even travel faggot?

>>17091049
hnnngggg

>>17088087
no luck yet?

>>17059197
paga por um anuncio filho da puta

>>17093990
>implying we care about the pepper spray that is axe
>implying we're portuguese
>implying we're axe shills
not only it smells bad but it gives me allergies
I only knew what you said because I'm Uruguayan and Brazil is near so knowing some basic Portuguese (no matter how deformed Brazilian Portuguese is) is just how it is around here.
Now, if you could use some of your knowledge maybe you could help us find the Milfista :^)

>>17094047
>Now, if you could use some of your knowledge maybe you could help us find the Milfista :^)
Those campaigns are organized usually by ETTs, meaning, good fucking luck finding a literal who.

>>17094239
>ETTs
what are those?
Also she seems to be a regular model in Alfa-related stuff, see the OP

>>17094298

No luck in finding her, unfortunately.

Maybe we can ask for her name under the photos in the flickr albums.

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>>17094401
>Maybe we can ask for her name under the photos in the flickr albums.

>>17094508
>implying this isn't an autistic board

>>17094551
>implying implications

>it's a """""subtle""""" axe shilling episode

>>17094869
>shilling Axe in a philipino tortellini makers image board

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>>17094896

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Is this arthouse photography?

>>17095004
>those sandals
hnnggggg

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*smothers you with her melons*

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this thread is moving so fast nobody will notice I posted a pic from a telemovie

>>17094298
>ETT
>what are those
Empresas de trabalho temporário

ETT is an acronym popular in Portugal and Spain for temporary work agency.

>>17097894
thanks anon, I didn't know that was a thing but it makes sense

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>>17074846
>The original "The Italian Job" is great, the remake doesn't hold a candle to it despite having based Jason Statham in it.
indeed
the Fiat Dino coupé alone makes it superior

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>>17072447
I just found out that the movie I watched wasn't only a giallo but also a poliziotteschi, the kind of movie you were talking about (and a genre I didn't know). I guess it explains why it was so tame in comparison with other gialli. I chickened out of pic related the first time I watched the intro, kek. Ended up watching it a few days later, very disturbing despite the bad effects and orange blood. Probably the most perturbing movie I've ever watched. Everything was brutal, and the small village only makes the horror feel even more real. So many layers of unsettlement.

>>17099180
>>17099294
>fiat and iso
None of those are Alfas and I see no MILFs in your pics either reeeeeeeeeeee
>>>/tv/

>>17099294
Most poliziottesco movies were of questionable quality, but they contained the best car chases. The good guys mainly drove Alfas, especially Giulias (the common police car of the era), the bad guys drove Alfas, Fiats, BMW and Citroens.

Also

>Non si sevizia un paperino

even the title is unsettling

>>17100195
>Non si sevizia un paperino
Based. Did you recognize the movie or did you reverse google?
Also I agree that the quality tends to be questionable in some regards and they're dismissed as outright trash by critics, but at the same time they manage to be better in many ways than movies that win Oscars today. Like Birdman for example, wtf was that trash.
Gialli manage to hit us in the most visceral of ways.

Regarding poliziottesco movies, I can't really say anything about their quality. I assume they can't be much worse than Bullitt though :^)

>>17100601
>Based. Did you recognize the movie or did you reverse google?

I reversed search, but the place in the image was familiar to me, I've been there, it's called Monte S. Angelo.

>Regarding poliziottesco movies, I can't really say anything about their quality. I assume they can't be much worse than Bullitt though :^)

Yeah, the plot was thin and the characters were sterotyped and bidimensional, but chases and soundtrack were top notch.

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>>17100921
>I reversed search, but the place in the image was familiar to me, I've been there, it's called Monte S. Angelo.
wow, that's awesome
I assumed it was some tiny village in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
>Yeah, the plot was thin and the characters were sterotyped and bidimensional, but chases and soundtrack were top notch.
So basically like Bullitt with a good soundtrack, kek. And likely more entertaining when not in a chase.
BTW speaking of Italian cars, movies, car chases and soundtracks I watched "Against all odds" the other day, biggest letdown ever. Basically the only salvageable parts of the movie are the car chase and the credits (where the namesake song by Phil Collins plays). It also had some gorgeous shots of Mexican locations but that was it. Nonsensical plot with illogical characters.

>>17101244
I googled and it turns out it's a 11k inhabitants town so maybe I wasn't too far off lol. In my country some fucked up shit has happened and the most gruesome is usually in very small villages. Some of the most fucked up cases I remember were a father who hanged his daughter and a guy who raped his stepdaughter for 13 years who ended up living in a shack made of wood leftovers and plastic bags. She ended up killing one of her sons, who was conceived by the stepfather. Then all the hypocrites who turned a blind eye and denied her any help, the same people marched with the coffin. Literally giallo tier.

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>>17071420
>>17071437
>>17071442
BMW confirmed its 3 series are for women and faggots

>>17103870
and bronies, kek
should be called
>my_litlle_bmw,jpg

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>when you go to facebook fishing for milfisti in alfa groups

>>17103870
When I thought they couldn't go any lower...

>>17103870
>and you put a pic of series 4

>>17105273
NOICE
O
I
C
E

>>17105273
That's a Ferrari though

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For the sophisticated tastes

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And a bit less sophisticated, but who cares

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>>17105273
In a similar vein...
>>17105276
>>17106742
nice
>>17106766
lmao

>>17105273
>>17107200
this is a blue board, faggots
no NSFW stuff

>>17107771
If art isn't worksafe in your job, I feel bad for you and your uncultured bosses, man. These nudes don't show anything a bikini wouldn't.

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>>17068672
Check

>>17068672
>>17108862
What's with women wanting to fuck Fiat group cars?
Embed NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPyDPiVvWug

>>17108944
Ferrari isn't part of FCA dummy

I hope my cinephile Italian friend is online, I can't decide between watching Heat or The Marseille Contract
>>17109515
it was part of Fiat group when that was filmed smartass

>>17104403
creep/10

>>17106766
>tramp stamp

>>17072469
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJF0zSaUD4A
>girl changes gear
>car is obviously automatic as evidenced by the lack of a clutch
?????

Watching the movie now btw. I think the music is there because it's basically a coreographed dance.

>>17111202
Wew, that was short. Wasn't even 90 mins.
There was another Alfa, a GT 1300 Junior.
And nice euro cars all over the place, not just the Alfas. Citroën DS with the directional headlights shown in action, Rolls Royce Phantom, Merc W115.
Action scenes were pretty bad and some dialogue appears to have been redubbed, but it was still entertaining.

>>17111327
>Citroën DS with the directional headlights shown in action
webm or gif please

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>>17113467
Attachment NSFW

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>>17114537

>>17059144
>making up words

/o/, you are the reason you can't have nice things.

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>>17096987
>nobody will notice
Wrong

>>17115200
congratulations, you replied to b8

>>17114537
hhnnnngggg
you can tell the director was a car guy

>>17116892
>implying thriller directors don't pull that shit every time they can to increase suspense

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>>17118431
>implying directors don't use suspense as an excuse to indulge in their fetishes

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nice derailment you have here lads
back to the program

>>17120635
>this car's boot is pretty comfy, anon

>>17121262
>can we buy it?

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>>17123329
OF COURSH!
No one cared who I was, until I put on the trilobe

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>>17125842
>mfw that alfa looks like it's about to crash a plane with no survivors

>>17125842
wew lad I thought it was a Giulia from the thumbnail

>>17125842
hnnngggg
IDK if it's the clothing or what (because I'm sure there are hotter women even in this same thread) but she makes me want to fuck

>>17127585
you're waifu a shit

>>17128020
1v1 me irl fgt