[D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d] - /dbt/

First for constant shitposting

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>>17014822
does carrying a gun compensate for the small penis?

>>17014837
does fixating on others genitalia compensate for your own problems?

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Blazingly fast XRL

>>17014857
sounds like you speak from first hand experience

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>>17014858
>Blazingly fast
>XRL

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>>17014837
>Shit post with my 3 tooth sprocket
>some gay boy would rather see my dick
I just can`t win.

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>>17014809
most people find 2 strokes to be too much work, mainly because it takes twice as much physical effort to ride one.

>>17014900
the projection is strong with this one

sounds like you wanna show it

thats not gay at all...

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>>17014858
>300 more cc
>only 11 more Hp
Shit bike wins again.

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>>17014920
2strokes a best

Why are old motorcycles more common and accepted than old cars? Do motorcycles generally not break down the same as cars?

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>>17014940
i do love my 300 but i did buy pic related off my brother last month, fuck its a nice bike.

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what is /dbt/ opinion on handlebar risers?
how do they affect handling? are they bad?
also aftermarket handlebars
>ride my bike for more than 20 minutes
>starting to feel pain in my back
>keep riding
>put weight in the handlebars
>i know its bad
>now my arms hurt
>come to a stop before 40 minutes of riding
>crack all my back
>seriously just fuck up my back already
>i dont want to ride this anymore
i want to rise my handlebars by an inch, or inch and half, but i heard these could affect the bike handling because of muh engineered that way
also how much does /dbt/ lean while riding
http://cycle-ergo.com/

w8 does riding with tom really have autism? i went and checked out his vids and he didn't seem autistic at all.

>>17014920
Takes a lot of mental and physical power to handle the raw power.

https://newyork.craigslist.org/wch/mcy/6084387432.html

Is this too good to be true?

>>17014985
y not the 450 tho

>>17014983
Nobody here can answer that question because we don't know anything about cars.

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>>17015012
Don't need a 450, 250 handles better and it is easier to get the power to the ground (thing still makes 40bhp) so in tight trails you are a hell of a lot faster, only be open trails that the 450 would come out on top.

Plus i have the 300 and that is more powerful than any 450 on the market, thing makes near 60bhp atm.

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>>17014985
4stroke a gay, heres mine

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>>17014990
magnificent mobility.

You need to stretch my brother, years of sitting at the computer have ruined your flexibility.

There's also a technique and as you ride more you'll naturally get better at using less energy to keep yourself nice, upright and comfy.

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>>17014990
Peeps have been raising the bars and lowering the pegs forever. Feel free to make your baiku all comfy

>>17014990
Time to buy a Harley, grandpa.

>>17015010
no, it's a gz250 with a dented tank. What do you think it's worth?

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>>17015062
Could be worse i could have rebuilt my 450exc-r instead of buying the fx lol would have been a lot cheaper

>>17014990
maybe look at switching up to a sport touring bike. good power and handling but with superb comfy

>>17014990
my nighthawk's pegs/my boots scrape the ground if my lean angle so much as approaches 45 degrees, it sucks

>>17015100
That the broken ring ktm? I thought you did rebuild it

>>17015100
>tfw just rebuilt my 450exc
>tfw now it is impossible to start when hot
>tfw can't get the pds shock to feel right
Feel like selling it desu. I don't need a high strung dirt bike.

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>>17015110
No that was me: >>17015112
Mine was the previous generation.

>>17014983
Old motorcycles generally have fewer miles than old cars and the ones that do have high mileage have committed owners. Plus in North America most bikes are sold as hobby purchases rather than utilitarian vehicles (which is part of why they have fewer miles) so they are more comparable to old sports cars which also stay on the road much longer.

The average person is also utterly incapable of identifying most motorcycles and they're relatively cheap anyways so new bikes aren't used as a social signifier of success so much.

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>>17015110
Hmm nah i rebuilt the 300 at the start of the year, the 450 needs all the seals in the engine replaced because it keeps leaking engine oil into the gearbox

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>>17015124
Ahh okay, got you two mixed up.

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>>17015138
yeah easy way to remember is the one with the 300 is the potato farmer with the anime girls learner bike

>>17015092
I'm an absolute scrub looking to buy his first bike to practice on. What does a dented tank mean?

>suction cup dents out of tank
>can go 20 miles further now
ayy

>>17015155
Normally means the handlebars hit the fuel tank when the bike was dropped

>>17015155
It was dropped, not that it is a big deal anyways unless your bike is a garage showpiece and you never actually ride it.

https://norfolk.craigslist.org/mcy/6086946334.html

would you /dbt/ it's just a matter of swapping out x plastic for some fresh ones

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>>17015172
>cracked
There's an entire section missing, that's not cracked that's broken.

>>17015165
>>17015169
I see. So it doesn't have any significance on the performance or long term life of the bike and is purely cosmetic right?

>>17015169
>if your bike doesn't have a dented tank you don't ride it
cuckold

>>17015188
Yes it is just cosmetic damage.
Does mean the frame could be bent though because it means the bike has been in an accident.

>>17015103
>45 degrees

uhh probably more like 35

45 degrees is knee down lean angles.

>>17015260
Whats with the knee down maymays anyway?
your elbow should hit the ground before your knee, i swear you guys put your knees out in an effort to touch the ground because you think it makes you go faster.

>>17015273
You'd know if you could do it.

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>>17015276
Seriously.
The only reason to put your knee out is for maymays, do you see motogp riders doing it?

https://norfolk.craigslist.org/mcy/6073079735.html

https://norfolk.craigslist.org/mcy/6067664039.html

https://norfolk.craigslist.org/mcy/6086513277.html

the SV's are pretty sweet, i dunno if i should stick with a naked again or move on to one with fairings/

>>17015289
so you can't do it

why isn't the thread bumping?

>>17015327
the riders on here are too shit and all dieing out

>>17015289
Brain problems

>>17015296
You act like it is a hard thing to poke your knee out until it touches the ground.
next you will tell me it is impossible to get rid of chicken strips.

>>17015342
I don't think it's hard at all, it's pretty easy, just if you've done it you'd understand why people do it.

I mean, if it's so easy you can show me right? I'll just happily admit i'm wrong when you do.

>>17015112
hot start... Valve adjustment? Auto decomp, right? Either that needs adjustment or the valves need adjustment

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Welp, I bought the Triumph Sprint 955 as my first bike. Still haven't an heroed and it's a blast!

>>17015172
>glue
>3m car wrap
Like new!

>>17015372
what an utterly hideous machine, have fun though.

>>17015372
Nice, contrary to popular belief, like bikes don't have a mind of their own that you need to tame.

Just don't get retarded with the throttle and enjoy.

>>17015381
Yeah. The Euroshits still haven't figured out good design but it was priced so I couldn't pass it up.

>>17015362
There's no hot start lever on this bike.
There is both auto decompression and manual decompression. Both work fine. There is no adjustment on the auto decompression.
I set the valve clearances when I assembled the motor less than 2 run hours ago. They shouldn't need adjustment again already.
I'm thinking it's a jetting issue.

>>17015352
What do you want though? me to make friends that are willing to take pictures of me dragging my knee on the ground while not even leaning the bike over as far as it can go?

>>17015327
It's an experiment in improving the thread

>>17015430
you can just set the camera on the ground by some corner and do it without friends.
By the way I can see why you don't have any friends.

>>17015430
nah attach a camera to your bike or leave it on the side of the road and get a vid I don't mind.

Just a little proof you're not talking completely out your arse about something you can't do you know?

not too much to ask.

>>17015433
Maybe "Jail bait" In the OP triggered autosage?

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>>17015273
If you are getting elbow down on anything but the most aggressive sport bikes on track tires you are sticking your elbows out way more than you're accusing people of sticking out knees.

>>17015436
Why would i though? we have already established it is a shit riding style and the only people who think it is good are morons who think touching knee to the ground adds 20kmh to their corner speed when in reality they could probably add 20km/h to their corner speed by not putting their knee out then leaning the bike further in and the top of your body further out.

and i have plenty of friend just none that are willing to sit on the side of the road while i prove a point to some autistic nobike on 4chan.

http://blog.virginia.org/2014/07/hop-hog-scenic-motorcycle-rides/?utm_campaign=FB0417&utm_content=scenicmotorcycle

Yes please

>>17015470
I guess you can't then.

>>17015470
you're right, but people on dbt are retards that just meme about chicken strips and dragging knees.

no point in even talking to them about this shit.

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>>17015470
k

how does this make you feel

is it knowing that its a white girl with blonde hair in her daddys car, or the fact that the rider succumbed to his beta ways and didnt do shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiBfEX--usk

>>17015489
True i guess.
Kinda like how most of dbt doesnt understand that you can remove chicken strips at 40kmh doing some slalom.

>>17015499
Or just doing donuts in a parking lot while being crossed up as fuck

>>17015291
Newport news anon?

>>17015497
>didn't even call her a cunt
I understand nothing broke but you should at least tell people to pay attention when they hit you.

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>>17015503

>>17015503
>>17015499
removing chicken strips going slow is exponentially harder than doing so going fast.

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>>17015470
what if I have good body position, trev?

>>17015503
/dbt/ says this all the time and I've never seen it, you know it's actually really hard to get low at low speeds, I've seen people on /dbt/ say this all the time and I've never seen it done.

I know people who can get to the edge of a tyre at carpark speeds and it's fucking hard and they did it by practicing literally every weekend with cones.

>>17015519
Here's your (You)

>>17015519
No it is not.
You get over 150kmh and all you have to do is go around a slight bend and the strips are gone.

>>17014810

>any YT video
>loud mouth faggy voice
>talking shit
>gets pulled over
>immediately starts breathing heavy and sniffling

>>17015525
Yeah but you are some overly tall freak of nature, you need to have surgery to remove half of your shins or something.

>>17015525
>I've never seen it done.
I literally just did it with my new tires a couple weeks ago. It's not right to the edge but pretty close, maybe a couple millimeters off. Went around in circles going farther and farther each time for about 4 minutes each side.

Just held the throttle still, stayed straight up, and turned the bike over.

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>>17015525
Check mate, i did it with my new tyres last month, thems not a speedy stripless tyre.
and that guys not me btw

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>>17015534
>You get over 150kmh and all you have to do is go around a slight bend and the strips are gone.
that's exactly what I was saying. It's easier at high speeds.

>>17015525
when I got a supermoto as my first street bike I went in wide circles around an empty lot and eventually touched down with my knee as well as removed my strips like a month after I got the bike. I ended up lowsiding when I tried again but w/e.
Now I want to go try it on the street bike.

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Gonna go there and do the loops progressively faster until I stop being a pussy. How fast should I be going to be called a man?

>>17015565
Why don't you just go ride down a back road a few times instead of a highway on ramp the fucks wrong with you?
Shits probably slippery as fuck from trucks.

>>17015571
I figured I could practice on the exact same curve and build confidence.

>>17015497

he didnt even ask for a footjob, what a faggot

>>17015574
You would be better off going around many different curves and starting to learn to predict corner speeds rather than spending time doing the same corner over and over again.

Just don't ride anywhere near your limits or the bikes limits and you will be fine, always leave room for errors and all that.

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>>17015497

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>>17015548
>It's not right to the edge

then it ain't done. We need to talk about strips anyway, once y'all ran a few different tyres you'll realize they all have different lean angle limits and the same given lean angle is gonna give you different strips on different tyres.

>>17015574
hell no, find a really nice moderately twisty road (you're in france this shouldn't be hard), take it slow as fuck (so slow you don't need to use the front brake when entering corners) and Focus on your lines (wide entry, narrow exit So enter the corner as wide as possible, by the halfway mark you should be in the middle of your lane, and as the corner ends you want to be all the way on the inside, that way if you go wide you have a buffer to the oncoming lane or armco on the other side.)

Once your lines are perfect and you know every corner off by heart you can just slowly work your pace up km by km.

You only crash when you go too far out of your comfort zone too fast so if you just go a little bit faster every time you'll be laughing, you should do this same strategy when practicing body position too.

is this good i think i will have to pay full price on it

https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/rds/mcy/6084809783.html

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will a motorcycle pass inspection with a broken tach? digital speedo works and everything else but the tach needle is stuck. I read my stated inspection process, but it doesn't say anything about gauges for motorcycles

>>17015660
It's ok if you like it but add another $350 for new tires onto that price and it's not that good of a deal anymore.

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>>17015660
>and could do with some rear turn signals
> if that's your thing.

>>17015660
That's like $900 burger bux... Breddyh good
>>17015673
I don't think it's possible to spend more than $90/tire for that bike. Add $75-$150 for tires,

>>17015697
this is maplebux we're talking about, probably $200 for both tires, $100 installation, tax. That's how much it was for my 80's bike and I got cheapo tires.

>>17015660
https://vancouver.craigslist.ca/van/mcy/6077082334.html

why not this?

>>17015708
>$100 installation
>not using your fingers to install
This is a 305, 90/90-18 tires. You can do better, even in CA

>>17015730
it has 200k kms

>>17015730
>Comes with shoei helmet!
Don't take the helmet. Used helmets are never a good idea

>>17015739
If it runs, it runs. Probably well taken care of if it lasts that long and everything works.

>>17015742
yeah offer like 900 and tell him to keep the helmet.

>>17015748
but whats stopping it from just dieing the next thousand kms

>>17015759
literally nothing is stopping any bike in the world from dieing in the next 1000 km.

>>17015766
The chances of my bike dying within the next 1000km are the same as the chances of me putting dirty fuel in it within the next 1000km.

anybody ever put a harbor freight engine in a motorcycle?

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I put some new plastics on
They look awesome

>>17015847
did you crash it?

>>17014983
Valve clearances and loose cam chains are memes and only affect dual sport riders

a late 80s-90s sportbike, as in proper sportbike not some 600cc baby bike or sport-standard, will go forever with just oil changes

>>17014990
I'd rather just get proper dirtbike bars instead. They're wider, look cooler, and stronger.

>>17015824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7Ot1D7kYYo

this guy did

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>>17015942

>>17015124
Send your cases to thumper racing and have them do the merge mod, no more separate oil tranny/motor. Never have to worry about oil migration again.

>>17015954
How about no lol, KTM did it because the gearboxes in those bikes have a habit of exploding and as a consequence the entire engine is destroyed if they share engine/gearbox oil

What post-MSF training do you guys recommend for kids who want to go fast and learn to do other stuff good too? And how do you recommend allocating funds to instruction vs to track time?

(also note that I don't have a car, so hauling bikes is out right now. perhaps that would be the optimal investment.).

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>>17015855
no

>>17015960
Google KTM 530 tranny problem, not one thing about gearboxes exploding but pages and pages of oil migration problems. Hmmmm

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R8

>>17016065
Cut your grass!
Also, that cooling tower is way too close to your shack

>>17016065
Bikeingrass/10

>>17016079
not my grass, though i did mow mine today.. thats a random spot I found when i went to sell some helmets today, thought it made for a good picture

So, I'm finally buying gear, never had to before. I normally just had second hand gear from family.
I'm looking at this Joe Rocket jacket for $170, seems pretty cheap for what looked and felt like I good jacket.
Any of you have any experience with the brand or an opinion on it.
Or maybe something else I should look at in a similar price range.
There was a Klim (I think it was called) I wanted cause it was broad in the shoulders, but bit out of my price range.

>>17016139
Stop being a bitch and buy a dainese jacket

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How does it make you feel to know this is the RC83

>>17016139
Klim is good shit though.

>>17016149
That brand seems nice, but also seems a little out of my price range for what I want.

>>17016174
Sounds like you're poor.

>>17016173
It seemed really good.
But I can't afford it.
Especially cause the pads are sold separate and I think combined I was looking at $350-400

>>17016139
Dont be a bitch and get a proper leather jacket that is at least 1.3-1.5 mm thick. And dont fuckin skimp out on the helmet either.

>>17016174
Just save up man.
>>17016178
Nothing wing with being poor. I'm poor and I'm happy in life

>>17016178
No shit.
I was planning on getting $2k this week but it didn't happen and no I don't know if it ever will, and I just want gear so I can go ride.

>>17016180
Could you recommend something, seriously when it comes to gear I know little to nothing. Also, are there leather jackets that breathe well, cause I need something for warm weather as well.
But not skimping out on the helmet, one thing I know not to do.

How do you straighten out triples?

Also how do you get a bike up on the centerstand when the little step pedal is snapped off so you have no fucking leverage?

>>17016160
anon, she was probably gonna rob you.

you did the right thing.

>>17016185
My itch to ride is too great for me to save up.
I'll just get better gear later.
I'm almost deciding not to get a jacket at all, but I really should.
I'm not even getting gloves yet. That will be later this month.

Also, helmet I decided on was a Scorpion r710, thoughts?

>>17016186
Man, I truly feel bad for guys on a budget like you because you just either get something unsafe or uncomfy.

I bought this jacket and I love it
https://www.revzilla.com/motorcycle/scorpion-ravin-jacket

I live in AZ and doing 110F is fine. Just open up the vents and that thick ass leather protects you from direct sunlight. My legs are more miserable in jeans than the leather b/c of the direct heat.

>>17016179
That little? My jacket was €450 which is pretty cheap for the quality.

>>17016186
Look for second hand leather jackets. Perforated for warm climates. Only good textiles are expensive as fuck and still they're one time use most of the time.

>>17016185
It is when buying textiles

what's that youtube channel with the crash compilations that gets posted here pretty often?

motocrazy or something like that

>>17016208
Moto Madness

>>17016197
Never used one, sorry. Im a shoie kinda fag myself.

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>>17016218
thanks, have a free trump gif

>>17016197
I mean, when I started all I had was a helmet too but I got gear the second I could afford it. I've gone down before and the gloves + jacket + helmet really helped me make it out okay. Gloves and helmet being priority since you put your hands out when you try and fall.

I still dont have proper boots or pants though.. I have leather pants for cross state trips, but not for every day commuting.

>>17016199
I'd be on less of a budget if money had come in this month like it was supposed to.
But my urge is almost more than I can take right now, so it's either squid it up, or get something on the cheaper side.
This is something for the here and now, and as a spare when I upgrade.

>>17016201
And I'm ok with one time use right now, I should be able to afford something better within the next year.

>>17016229
Oh I know, I used to have all of that, good helmet, jacket, gloves. But now I'm starting all over again. And gloves definitely soon, I've supermaned over the bars of a bike before without gloves, still have a tiny bit of scarring on my palms.

Thanks for the advice there was guys. I'll give a think on the jacket for now.

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>going through 50cc Hondas from 1980 to present in code designation order
>Magna Fifty mini-cruiser
>Dream 50
>this fucking thing

Thoughts on Buell?

>cute neigbour girl agreed to go out for a drink and ride pillion tomorrow

Easter weekend starting off great

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>>17016252
huh...

>thread is dropping in the pages

What's happening? Why are we at page 8 already?

>>17016260
If you like it, buy it. It's literally that simple. You'll hear nothing but memes from dbt

>>17016277
Autosage for not being about benchracing stock production cars or calling other people cucks

>>17016277
I think the theory is that it's because 'Jail Bait' is in the title.

>>17016281
cuck

>>17016296
hondacucks btfo by a fucking bmw lmao

fireblade more like fucking gayed

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>>17016302
well yeah, honda a shit

>>17016281
>>17016296
So basically a punishment for being a quality* thread

*in a relative sense

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post hondas you'd ride

>>17016317
pic related

>>17016317
This one

>>17016317
>>17015847
this one looks sexual

>>17015172
not for that price no

sure you could get some china fairings for like 500 bucks but that wont be the same quality AND it will raise the price of the entire bike and it does have significant mileage.

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Why dbt so ded?

Anyway im almost in switzerland, i can tell because peoples german sounds funny. About toturn back before the weather gets shitty tho

>>17016344
How are you liking it so far?

>>17015608
fucking russian harley-riding jews i swear.

>>17016344
It's a motorcycle community, we constantly have members dying and joining.

>>17016344

christ how did you re-size that photo?

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>>17016344
>Why dbt so ded?

Murka has not awoken yet.

>>17016369
blip what?

>>17016369
And yuropoors are at work

>>17016369
Murka here.
I just don't ever sleep.
EVER.

>>17016374
its a christian holiday you heathen

>>17016379
Not according to our boss. Easter is a holiday.

Also I worked in Christmas this year too.

>>17016376
Pretty much this. Plus im on the midnight to noon shift this hitch. It's pretty laid back

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>>17016369
freedom doesn't sleep bitch

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>>17016397
Murica

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>>17016369
>he doesn't have an autoblipper

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>>17016397
Your entry is already logged into a PRISM server ready to be fetched by XKEYSCORE front end. I suppose your wrong and right at the same time.

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>>17016405

>>17016405
>no proper gear
>earbuds connected to phone attached to bike

She's gonna be hurting when she crashes.

>>17016405
>>17016423
>>17016407
Could you imagine smelling that pussy sweat drenched seat?

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>>17016365
Texted it to myself

>>17016351
Roads are awesome and no traffic

>>17016369
>he blips when downshifting
Confirmed for shitter that cant back it in

>>17016423
He*

>>17016426
I prefer to smell that from her intact body, if you know what I mean

>>17016433
Let's just make it Schrödinger's dick and as long as I don't lift that skirt it ain't there.

>>17016426
thats a man

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Everyone is still asleep I take it

>>17016572
More like the thread is at page 9 so people don't see it.

>>17016383
How'd you work Christmas this year? It isn't for another 254 days

>>17016581
Time traveling is my thing.

I'm used to riding scooters and am looking to start riding bikes, is there any good explanation of how different types of bikes behave or something?

Like how riding a cruiser compares to riding a sports bike, etc.

I'd rather have some idea of what is what before I show up at dealerships and start sitting on everything.

>>17016405
>powerful chinese tuition
Oh, I bet.

I BEEN DOWN SO LONG IT LOOK LIKE UP TO ME

>>17016606
You can ride a cruiser and not sit on your balls.

>>17016679
>tfw don't want a sportbike
>not a fan of aggressive riding stances
>really just want a nice cruiser
>not even buying into the image/culture, prefer full helmets and all that crap
>everyone says cruisers are shit and I should buy a sportbike
>not sure if I'm retarded or not

>>17016700
Buy a dual sport

Talk me out of getting a Sprint ST 955i.

>>17016700
Get a standard and nobody will judge you. Or man up and get a cruiser just get a jap one that doesn't break instantly.

>>17016606
It's really different per bike.
Rode a R1150R Rockster and a R1150GS, which are mostly the same, rode completely different. Also rode a R1200GSA, which is the new model if the 1150GS, also completely different, both BMW, both adv bikes.

>>17016700
there are so many other types of bikes that arent cruisers or supersports.

>>17016713
Name one.

Protip: you can't.

>>17016713
dual sport, ujm, sports tourer, adv, mx, trials, monkey, touring, naked, cafecuck

520 or 525?

>>17016717
standard
scrambler
naked
supernaked
tourer
sport tourer
sidecar
muscle cruiser
minibike
pitbike
dirtbike
enduro
adv
dualsport
scooter
maxiscooter
.
.
.

>>17016719
>>17016717

>>17016717
standards?
dirt bikes?

>>17016725
545i

>>17016719
>>17016725
>>17016728
>falling for my ruse
heh
nothin personnel kid

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>>17016731
>thinking I have anything better to do with my sad excuse of a life

lmao @ u anon

>>17016730
chain size?

>>17016740
I thought which 5-series

>>17016743
nah
need to change the whole driveline on the shivvy, dunno which fits

Best way to check VIN number online?

>>17016744
debating wther to go full nigger with gold chain and carrier

>>17016766
You're already a nigger, so why not?

>>17016770
tru
plus the brake carrier's already gold
time to find black &gold/gold&red levers

>>17016766
>not going red

>>17016777
>aprilia
>not slathering it in gold
LOW MELANIN

>>17016780
doesnt the shiver have a red frame and decals?

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>>17016785
ye

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>>17016788
red chain would fit better

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>start on a 700 they said
>twitchy throttle
>0-30 in 1.5 seconds
>engine braking stronger than front brake
>spin rear setting off

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>>17016795
git gud famuele

>>17016795
You can actually measure the time it takes to reach 30 in seconds? Slow piece of shit.

>>17016795
>>engine braking stronger than front brake

is it a 700 single?

>>17016807
Probably air in the lines

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>>17016807
>>17016804
>>17016807

Fz07

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>>17016807
vtwin masterrace can lockup the rear just by dropping the clutch
(MTs can too with TC off)

>>17016813
Go to a shop, your brakes are fucked.

>>17016813
noqqa just run it with the yamameme limiter or shift earlier
on the shiv i could easily get through my whole commute without passing 3k rippums

>>17016814
>>17016813

its pretty normal. Less cylinders means more engine breaking.

My 750 I4 has so little engine braking when warm its barely noticable.

>>17016818
The super for my building did the setup in like 30 mins.

Is it possible for me to adjust the clutch bite point? It engages near the end of the pull.

>>17016825
i can't notice that much difference between hot and cold except for the fucky fueling

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>>17016814
did your bar-end weights fall out?

>>17016832
the ones i had were off a bmw since i had threaded bars before
i'll either get mirrors or run with MX gummies since they're closed at the end

So I might be getting a 955cc motorcycle, moving up from a 125.

Is it going to twitch forwards and rocket me into the car on front of me or am I being paranoid?

It's going to have more than 10 times the hp of my current bike.

Do Have to be ultra careful or am I just being scared over nothing?

>>17016849

just dont suddenly decide to rev it over 8000

>>17016849
That's a big jump. What motor is it? 4cyl? Might be easier than a big twin

>>17016849
yes
no
yes
no
>imma go from a scoot to a 'busa wish me well
gg no re send pics when it happens

>>17016788

I can shoop tilt shift onto that if you want?

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moot call hiro and tell him to up the /b/ image limit again, thanks m8

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>>17016884
want a clean one?
that's the default effect on the google camera

>>17016906
wrong board, degenerate

>>17016911

That's better, give me a minute.

>>17016857
no, its not a hayabusa, it will be a sprint st.

>>17016927
looks like worst katana, but even fatter

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>>17016911

Admittedly, it would have been useful if the picture was a bit more in focus, but I did what I could to recover some detail.

>>17016938
I like the look of it. Suck my dick. I don't need or want all this edgy styling. Just some good wind protection and a reliable engine.

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>>17016947
thanks mang, appreciate it

>>17016952
>triumph
>reliable

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Opinion on luggage racks?

Cheap universal saddlebags wont fit an fz09 without fabbing up some sort of bracket to stop them from hitting the back tire, and Im way too broke for bike specific luggage.

I figure 100$ china rack and strap on a gym bag, any cons to this?

>>17016813
worth noting I never tell people that, MT-07/Sv650 type bikes have a more severe/jerky throttle pull than 600s, especially down low.

However: Your front brake is way more powerful you're just being a little nancy boy and not pulling it far enough in for whatever reason.

>>17016830
and no that's set perfectly, you want it far out, trust me.

>>17016804
you first Diablo Rosso 3's aren't good enough for me boy

>>17016981
still triggered because the rozzers took yout license SVboi?

>>17016959
i bet you're going to say a generic Jap bike is reliable aren't you.

>>17016997
are you gonna challenge that?
>skipping from 125 to liter
>triumph shilling
i can smell the shoddy tea from across the channel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIEOxQDvvSU