2018 Tahoe RST

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waiting for the bronco

>8500 lbs
say high to the 2012 expedition with 9200 lbs of towing capacity

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>>16963888
They also release a midnight z71 tahoe with wrangler duratracs. Won't be as capable but it'll be better as a DD.

>>16963854

/o/ is going to shit all over it even though they constantly beg for real SUV's with V8's. Euro's are going to hate it because it does 0-60 faster than most of Europe's "performance" cars.

>towing with a car engine

https://www.google.ca/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=ecoboost+towing+overheat&*

>>16963854
>>optional brembos with bigger rotors
Why..? what do they think people will be doing in these? kidnapping people and running?

>>16963913
> it does 0-60 faster than most of Europe's "performance" cars.

This is what GM cuckolds literally belive kek

>>16963922
Do you have nothing better to do than shit up every thread you dork?
>Inb4 GM fangirl
I don't even own a GM product

>>16963922
5.7s to 60. Faster than a toyobaru.

>>16963922

The Escalade does it in under 6 while being bigger, weaker and way less transmission ratios.

How do low and mid end BMW and Audi drivers sleep at night?

>>16963932
>A toyobaru is fast
>A toyobaru is european

American education ladies nd gentlemen

>>16963938
This is what GM cuckolds actually belive

>>16963948
>>16963944
Forgot my name

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>>16963950

>>16963951
Hey Phonsie, you got the crovettebumper.gif?

>>16963962
A god amongst shitposters, keep it to a minimum tonight.

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>>16963913
Dunno, BMW's X5 with a truck motor does the 0-60 in 5.3 seconds, and returns an average of 30mpg.

>>16963854
>10L80E
thank god I waited.
this shit is gonna scramble

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>>16963976

That's not impressive considering it's a lifted car. The Escalade is twice as long even the new Tahoe is massive compared to that LatteMobile.

>>16963992
>it may be slower, and less economical, but at least it's pigfat!
This is what you're literally bragging about. Are all GM fangirls this mentally deficient?

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>>16963992
Either way, I'll take the "LatteMobile" powered with a truck motor, instead of the truck powered with a grenade motor.

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>>16964001

Who the fuck gives a fuck about "economy"? You reek of Europe.
It's not really slower considering it's weight and that it's bigger than your "flat"

Why are American trucks so glorious?

>>16964016
>Who the fuck gives a fuck about a metric I can't compete with?
>It's not really slower considering it's slower
Wut

>Z06 constantly harassed by an AWD Altima
>ZR1 BTFO by an F150 with a bodykit
>GM's "super SUV" embarrassed by a LatteMobile with a truck motor
GM is finished.

>>16964007
lmao i was a hour late to work because of this chase

>>16963854
>2018 Tahoe RST
Not a big SUV guy anymore, but it looks cool. Would I buy? I don't know..

But then again the target buyers will be rich men who will buy it for their short stay at home wives that contributes nothing to society, and can't drive for shit.

>>16963888
I just hope Ford doesn't fuck it up.

>>16963932
>5.7 to 60 faster than a toyobaru
Faster than
>Every American market Toyota besides a Supra turbo
>Every Mazda besides a gen 3 rx7
>Every Seat (besides Leon 290 cupra,barely)
>Every Saab, Skoda, and Suzuki car ever
ftfy

>>16964134
>I just hope Ford doesn't fuck it up
It's going to be a rebody on an already longstanding proven platform, similar to the FJ Cruiser. What's to fuck up?
I'm holding out for an ecoboost V6 personally, but would be almost as happy with a Coyote.

>>16964141
But it still can't beat a pigfat AWD Altima... Or a LatteMobile with a truck motor

>>16963976
By "truck motor', you mean delicate piece of shit that eats timing chain guides and vanos controllers in 100000 miles? Fuck every version of that pathetic, fragile 4.4l M62 pile of shit. I could rebuild the 6.2 in the Chevy twice for less than a set of Vanos controllers costs. I know my M62 powered shitbox probably spends more time being towed home behind my Escalade(that never, ever breaks down) than it does moving under its own power.

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>>16964154

>Europe needs 25 years of "advancements" to achieve the performance of an Astro van engine with a turbo...

Why does everybody else even try to compete with GM? I can see why Gm looses intentionally... That's pretty respectable of them.

>>16964154
What German car beats a pigfat Altima besides a million dollar science experiment that was only made for one year?

>>16964146
Heh. chances of it having a Coyote V8 would be zero to none.. I say that because it just feels like Ford is trying to sweep the Coyote under the rug in favor for their Ecoboost engines. Sucks because it's actually a pretty good engine and semi fuel efficient like their ecoboost. But I don't really care what's under the hood anyway, as long as it works and satisfies...

and would probably pull in a lot more buyers so they don't have to chant about B... BUT MUH V8

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>>16964190
Beetle.

>>16963889
It will probably ride worse, handle worse, or some combination of the two, without magnetic ride control.

>>16964238
>slower by 8 seconds around goodwood
porsche fags btfo
>>16964246
>gm playing catchup to a car from 2011
can't make this shit up

>>16963888
It will be FWD based AWD, unibody, have IRS, come exclusively with a 2.7l V6 (a hybrid option will debut the next year) but still somehow have a higher towing and payload capacity than GMs offering while achieving better fuel economy and will begin to fall apart in 6 years.

>>16964266
lmao gm fangirls on suicide watch

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>>16963854
>performance
>SUV
>""""""""""performance"""""""""" SUV

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>>16964298
hi taxi

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>>16964321
hi alphonse

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>>16964334
how old are you?

>>16964338
between 18 and 36

>>16964342
i hope you're 36. the older the better.

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>>16963888
Wouldn't it be great if they made an electric only version with 300 miles of range?

I would love an off-road worthy, but still comfortable for five, electric SUV.

>>16964351
really?

>>16964357
yes senpai. <3

>>16964360
<3

>>16964362
goodnight.

>>16964365
nighty night

>>16964178
>Fuck every version of that pathetic, fragile 4.4l M62 pile of shit. I could rebuild the 6.2 in the Chevy twice for less than a set of Vanos controllers costs
Just as well, as you're going to have to do that every 900 miles.
>>16964266
It's based on the Ranger, so no.

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>>16963992
>>16964016
>>16964007

>Dosnt even have a v12

Lmao ameripoverty gonna poverty

are Alphonse and Taxi dating or something?

Just a reminder, Alphonse admitted to being a 16 year old underage b&.

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>the thread GM would rather forget

>>16963854
>Model year 2018
>looks like a car from 2007
>interior from 2005
American progress

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>>16963913
Audi SQ7 is faster
BMW X5M is faster
BMW X6M is faster
Mercedes GLC63 AMG is faster
Mercedes GLE63 AMG is faster
Porsche Cayenne is faster

>even SUVs from the EU are much faster
>americans are BEYOND stupid

>>16964950
Add to this list:
Range Rover Sport SVR is faster
Mercedes GLS63 AMG is faster
Bentley Bentayga is faster
Maserati Levante S is faster
Jaguar F-Pace S is faster

This is to easy. The other way around its real. European SUVs outperforme American "Performance Cars"

bump to trigger assmad gm fangirls

>>16964955
>>16964950
But according to this guy >>16963992 the Tahoe is actually faster than all those because it's slower and heavier.
>GM logic

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>>16963854
>10 speed auto

>>16963854
>>new 10L80E 10-speed transmission

So that's the engine Ford and GM developed together?

>>16966903

>Transmission
>engine

>>16964016
This, i agree and I'm a euro, when it comes to lucury trucks no one can compete with americans

>>16966907
well you know what i meant dummy faggot, now answer the question, is that the engin- oh sorry i meant TRASMISSION ford and gm developed together? we don't need your snooty remarks, mcfaggo.

>>16966929
>what is google?

>>16966917
Luckily were talking about SUVs then, it which it's the other way around.

>>16963911
i swear you are photoshopping these to give them fuckhuge stupid looking fascias.

the alternative being my tax dollars went to save this bunder of a company.

>>16966929
...do you not know the difference between an engine and a transmission?

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gm fangirls on suicide watch

>>16964355
Ford Escape Hybrid?
Tahoe Hybrid?
As close as you'll come.

>>16964260
GM still thinks its 2010 so this is OK.

>>16966963
SHUT UP WITH THE GM FANGIRL BULLSHIT! CAN WE HAVE ONE THREAD WITHOUT THIS STUPID FUCKING MEME?

>>16966963
Considering the last GM response was over 12 hours ago, I think you posted that suicide prevention hotline too late :'(
RIP in peace fangirls

>>16966882
>10 speed GM auto

the only way to make this worse is if Chrysler designed it

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>>16966978
>being this assmad

>>16966989
FUCK YOU, I HOPE A COP DOES A MASS MURDER ON OBNOXIOUS NIGGERS LIKE YOU, AND I HOPE YOUR CORPSE ENDS UP IN A TRUNK OF A GM VEHICLE, MOTHERFUCKER

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>>16966999
you have to be false flagging. there's no way a gm fangirl can be this assmad. stay btfo

>>16966999
ill wait 10 mins for the bottom to rust out or spend 10 seconds kicking through the poorly padded back seat.

ill piss on the shitty stealies they insist on including in base models before i leave.

>>16966978
>>16966999
Spotted the GM fangirl
Enjoy your 900 mile engine rebuilds and getting embarrassed by an AWD Altima on Willow Springs.

>>16966999
>gr8 b8
>LOOK AT THAT POST NUMBER
>DUBS AND A TRIPLE

>>16967003
NO, IT'S THAT I JUST CAN'T STAND YOUR ANNOYING FURFAG ASS SHITTING UP THREADS AND CREATING NOTHING BUT "LELELEL CORVETTE BTFO HOW WILL THEY RECOVER XDDDDD"

SERIOUSLY, WHY ARENT YOU LYNCHED YET

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>>16967018
sperg harder

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>>16964950
>>16964955

>tfw The fastest Japanese and European cars are slower than an electric american suv

>>16967026
FUCK YOU, JUST FUCKING DIE ALREADY

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>>16967009
lmao this. gm fangirls BTFO
>>16967030
stay mad

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Friendly reminder that GM sucks and will never make a good car

>>16967034
I'M NOT MAD, FUCKWIT.

>HE RAGEQUIT

AS EXPECTED, HE SIMPLY CANNOT COMPETE

>>16967073
don't bully the gm fangirls

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>>16967049
>>16967034
>>16967030
>>16967026
>>16967018
>>16967003
>>16966999
>>16966989
>>16966978

>You will never be autistic enough to roleplay with yourself on a chinese fingerpainting board

>>16967094
>this is what gm fangirls believe

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The american tax payers dollars hard at work.

>>16967028
the post no european wants to acknowledge

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>>16963854
>23 years newer than my 1/2 ton suburban
>towing capacity 1600lbs lower

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>>16963854
Looks really nice actually.
doesn't look like shit and its got enough performance to make you forget it weighs 4 tons

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What does the R32 GT-R have in common with a Corvette that the R34 doesn't?

I rather kill myself than be a GM fangirl, such pathetic apes

>>16967166
all that "effort" in design and they drop in a wheel from a fucking 10 year old rental car

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>>16964035
>nissan, ford, porsche, audi, BMW, and Bentley need top of the line/FI meme engines to compete with GMs carbed PUSHRODS
I'm waiting for some kind of rebuttal here

>>16967189
>Not street legal

Try again

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>>16967183
what, you dont like this GODMACHINE interior? It was designed by the brightest of the brightest to appeal to those young wippersnappers who keep buying them hondo things

>>16967197
>not street legal
yes it is

hello california

>>16967210
Sorry I'm wrong I'm just very gay i like men

>>16967187
Its a fucking Chevrolet. Its not suppose to be top tier.
Just a nice SUV that isnt ass raping expensive.

>>16967210
Show me what prodiction car is equipped with it then

>>16967217
>GM fangirl projecting

Kek

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>>16967217
that's very californian
I hope california becomes atlantis 2

>>16967231
>its not street legal if its not in a production car
are you trolling

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>this thread
lol

>>16967231
Please stop inpersonating me thank you

>>16967241
Assmad GM fangirl detected

>>16967244
>>16967252
I sure am glad you faggots made me do this

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>GM fangirls literally fighting each other to be me

I can send you my used condoms if you want

>>16967260
>I-I'm happy you waste my time!

>>16967280
>GM fangirls literally fighting each other to be me

You need to watch out with that roleplaying there champ, you'll really think you're me if you keep at it too long

>>16967281
:^)

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>>16967300
>Literally forcing some cuck to get a trip trying to impersonate me

I am not a subject, but and idea, I will be remembered for my shitposts, anyone can take my alias

>>16967244
You can't namefag and not trip here, the trip is the only way to keep someone from impersonating you.

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>>16967312
>not letting people impersonate you

>>16964950
>>16964955
>unibody
>real suv
Aside the range rover all of them are smaller

>>16967309
>Literally forcing some cuck to get a trip trying to impersonate me

you mean me?

>>16967312
well its not like I have that problem anymore now do I

>>16967224
how much is it then.

>>16967325
Shut the fuck up now your making me mad!!!!!!!!

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>>16967207

>>16967325
>He is still going

Not that the same can be said about the Chevrolet "6 miles and no more" Corvette tho

>>16967345
Shut up I love the corvette!! Gm is best brand i am a transvestite ladyboy

>design logo after menstrual pad

they really do understand their customer base

>>16967354
>GM fangirls are LITERALLY Crossdressing fags

Lmao

>>16967325
>not spending a week running the tripcode generator trying to find the perfect one

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>>16967333
>>16967345
>>16967354
>>16967367
my present to (you)

>>16967368
>not making your tripcode a really long and drawn out meme that gives you a chuckle

>>16967367
Yes i love the gm i am a very gay

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>>16964266
>Ecoboost
>Achieving fuel economy

>>16967378
oops

>>16967380
Only incidentally brother
Only incidentally

since this is a dumb GM shill thread

can anyone post that image of a guy measuring the visibility of the carmaro's windshield with his hand?

thanks

>>16967401
Yeah here it is

>>16967401
JD POWER REAL PEOPLE NOT ACTORS

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>>16967413
Oops forgot pic

>>16967413

where, man

>>16967420

that's not it anon

!!!!!!

>>16967420
is that the plug for the corvette's engine to stop the leaking when it explodes?

>>16967197
This.
>>16967210
>saying it is when it isn't
Fangirl logic.
It isn't. It's a crate motor, meaning it doesn't have to pass any emissions.
Hell, Ford can manage more power out of an N/A V8 that's only 5.2L.
>GM
>height of irrelevancy
Pick two.

>>16963916
You've never been driving downhill with 3-4000 lbs in the bed and a red light changes in front of you huh?

It's hard to stop 10000 lbs

>>16967435
JAY DEE POWAR

>>16967435
No you toss em out the window so you can follow them 6 miles home when it breaks down

>>16967324
And faster.

>>16967444
I don't have to drive your mom around, so no.

>>16964355
>electric body on frame suv
i am pretty sure that its in their plans just to cheat the CAFE.

>>16967437
>It's a crate motor, meaning it doesn't have to pass any emissions.

>doesn't have to pass emissions
>not street legal
pick one friend

>Hell, Ford can manage more power out of an N/A V8 that's only 5.2L.
they should sell it the, they'd make a load
>except its shit

>>16967466
it's not street legal, pushcuck. deal with it.
>>16967452
B T F O

>>16967466
>living in a state with emissions testing

>>16967489
>it's not street legal
but it is, unless you live in some cucked state like CA
it says "for off road and street" right on the page

>>16967466
>doesn't have to pass emissions
>not street legal
Ah, no, pick two.

>>16967508
Just because some "get away with it" fitted to an otherwise underperforming vehicle, doesn't mean it's legal.
>but it's not illegal until you're caught!
Literally your logic.

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>>16967489

>calling others cucks when you live somewhere with emission testing.

Show me a non pushroad street legal 6 second car. inb4 that shitty 10k rpm mustang that can only survive one run.

>>16967514
so you're saying every car over 25 is not street legal?

>16967527
>Literally your logic.
no friend, "literally my logic" is that I could literally buy one, literally slap it in my suburban, literally tell my insurance company and DMV, and literally not get my registration revoked

>>16967536
drag racing goes on >>>/lgbt/, cuck

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>>16967545

All this projecting.

>>16967558
>>>/lgbt/

>>16967028
>posts south african car

. r

>>16968383
>>16969043
Stop! Can't you see what your doing?! GM fangirls cannot handle this hardcore assfuckery. They are defenseless at this point that they cannot even compete.

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>>16967035
NO! DELETE THIS!

>>16969101
#sorrynotsorry

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>>16966978
I usually prefer American cars myself but holy fuck, you're embarrassing yourself.

>>16969803
Assmad GM fangirl detected

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>when a thread goes as planned

>>16963888
When this comes out people are going to pay way over the price.

>>16967224
nigga, that shit fully loaded is more over $60k.
You're best off getting the Cadillac or GMC equivalent if you're going for something like that.

bump for gm fangirl assmad