>See? Now we can sell your car and buy something responsible!

I'm confused I only see 2 men?

>>16913370
Why is that man holding a pregnancy test?

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Sounds like shitty wife.

I was asked to upgrade from Blue to Green.

>>16913370
>Being so financially irresponsible that you haven't planned for a pregnancy and are going to allow it to fuck you over.
OR
>Being so stupid that you don't realize you're not in financial trouble and your girl is just making a power play that you're too dickless to stop.

You deserve to sell your car in either situation.

>>16913380
They're holding the surrogate's test.

>>16913391

The guy in the background is wondering the same thing.

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perhaps you should come over to the stairs so I can protect you

>>16913392
>2015 with 2006 wheels.

Da fuq?

>>16913401

Guy on my block put new tires on his limited expedition then his wife wrapped it around a pole. Sold me wheels+tires for 150 total.

Maybe had 300 miles on them

>>16913392
Your wife sounds no better.

Blue is the obvious patrician choice.

>>16913435

I still own (paid off) both. Letting my sister drive blue because she asked to borrow it and I dont have time to go innawoods hunting this year.

>>16913370
>falling for the marriage meme

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>there are married people on /o/

How can we cleanse /o/ of this normie filth?

>>16913512

>>>/a/
>>>/r9k/

>>16913512
>>there are married people on /o/

its only going to increase as the userbase grows older

/o/ is already one of the most normie boards anyway

>>16913370
>having only 1 car
You keep your fun car(s) and have a practical DD. Or her car is the practical car, and all of yours are the fun ones.

>>16913370
>yeah no. kid will do just fine in the 2+2. get your own if youre that concerned.

>>16913526
>/o/ is already one of the most normie boards anyway

No way. /fit/ and /soc/ are.

/o/ has a good amount of hardcore autist virgins who need an outlet.

>>16913526
>its only going to increase as the userbase grows older
It feels more like an odd blend of ages. Some people stay, but there are so many posters that have disappeared over the years. And at the same time, there are definitely a lot of new posters in younger age brackets.

>/o/ is already one of the most normie boards anyway
About average I think, some other boards are terrifyingly worse.

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>>16913370
>See? Now I can legally take half your shit

>>16913539
I probably shouldve added

>that I use

those hardcore autist virgins will probably make an attempt to better themselves eventually too

>>16913554
yeah I guess

I feel like I shouldve left this place a long time ago myself

just feels weird seeing older people on here

>>16913526

I just realized there are 13 year olds on 4chan right now. I started in 03 (still a newfag). I have been on 4chan longer than some users have been alive.

>>16913577
Ive only been here since 2009 and didnt get heavily into it until around 2011

I realize I am turning into those "youre too old to still be on 4chan" people I made fun of lel

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>>16913370
That's impossible my waifu is 2D and I'm in the realm of 3D

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>>16913400
Shoving will protect you.

>>16913598

I left for a while to an F150 forum, but they were so fuckin gay with their ricey shit that I couldn't take it.

>>16913370
jokes on you, i'm a virgin who will never even see a vagina irl.

>>16913575
>I feel like I shouldve left this place a long time ago myself
It's hard to leave, not like there's anywhere else better to go either. I barely post on any of the car-specific forums, but always make time to stop by /o/

>just feels weird seeing older people on here
I don't notice until there are some blatantly underage or stupid posts, and then I feel like I'm too old to be here for a brief moment.

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>tfw never have to deal with this ever

>>16913539
you forgot /adv/

>>16913624
Same. I still stop by on occasion because I don't spend time on regular car forums. But these kids stay stupid on here. I'm on a once every few weeks visit.

>>16913565
The easiest way to protect yourself from this is to financially run yourself into the ground if she divorces you and lawyers up. Can't take what you don't have, and it'll be tons of fun blowing it all away before blowing yourself away.

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>tfw my qt3.14 gf likes to touge
>hates minivans/suvs/crossovers
>loves wagons
>loves 80s and 90s wedge cars
>likes popups
>appreciates my car autism
>told her to point out cars she likes
>roll by Mk3 Supra on way to date
>"ohh, anon, that car is really cool"
>mfw

>>16913630
feels good man

>Not having enough money to just buy an additional car.

Seriously; I make enough money to collect cars and I would love to have the problem of needing a "family" car.

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>>16913718
sounds like a sponge of a woman... does she have a job mate?

>>16913755
wtf is that pic?
skin cancer?

>>16913755
Yeah she has a job m8e. Shes just one of few i suppose.

>>16913512
back to your original board

>>16913732

and yet here you are on 4chan. fuck off

>>16913392
How's that an upgrade?

>>16913969
>4chan has been around since 03
>muhhh secret club!!!

You realize there are a lot of 30-40 year olds on 4chan right? We were in our late teens early 20's when this shit started.

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>>16913394
It's time for you to hang out with humans and not two dimensional /a/ characters. Be gone with you!

>>16913619
What kind of shit did they do?
How much did they make fun of chevys and how insecure were they about the dodge ram and japs making better trucks?

>>16913969
I live in a small town where I can't find a woman; instead, I have a small collection of cars.

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>>16913370
>straightfags

>>16913769
cute freckles

>>16913391
That's rachael maddow you insensitive bastard

Looking for used fun cars on craigslist is fucking painful.

>"Selling the old dream car, got a kid on the way and the missus needs a bigger car"
>"Letting go of my old manual, had it for years, runs great, but the wife says she wants an automatic"
>etc.

Whipped married guys are one of the most pathetic creatures in existence.

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>>16913370

>>16913630
In your case is not by choice though.

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>>16913370
OK

>>16913688
>going to jail because you cannot pay child support

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>>16913370
Nope!

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Makes me glad I live in a place where you kinda need two cars unless you both work in the same close area, same times and also never do anything apart

I'll make fucking sure to marry someone who is not at all interested in cars. That means she can get a nice little crossover for her and the kid(s) while I can fuck around with whatever stupid shit I want

>>16913539
>No way. /fit/ and /soc/ are.
>/fit/, bunch of lifting virgins that found out that muscles don't make up for the lack of personality and sociability that makes them so unattractive
>basically grows gayer and gayer as men look to (and at) other men seeking approval, goals, attention, etc.

>/adv/
>bunch of college kids asking about the school they'll never go to

>/sci/
>bunch of 13 year old virgins pretending they have masters and PHDs from ivy league schools when they can barely do algebra
>will never post their diplomas in any thread asking for proof ever

>/k/
>bunch of noguns or neets, very few people have significant knowledge in planes, helicopters, tanks, etc. Most just know the memes that get spewed

>/soc/
>haha, no

>/pol/
>see /soc

>/out/
>relatively normie based, but still filled with a bunch of losers that backpack and hike alone because nobody will go with them

>/asp/
>bunch of wrestling fags circlejerking about their man drama show

>/biz/
>bunch of people shilling their pump and dump stocks and getting shit on when they lose all their money

>/an/
>actually pretty normal, if you count people who's best (and only) friends are animals
>still friends

All I know

>>16913370
Just hit her womb with a hammer

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>>16913370

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>>16913370
ok

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>>16917432
With the way it's going over in Yurop, she may not even be allowed to drive

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>>16917432
your quickly becoming one the more cancer trips

>she can get a nice little crossover for her and the kid(s)

people like YOU who are OK with the crossovers existence and willingness to actually purchase them is why they have existed so long

>not forcing your automotive autism onto your loved ones
just end it faggot

My wife suggested I sell my car.

I looked at her like she was crazy.

>>16917682
Fuck you Benz is actually a good trip

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>>16917682
I'll quote myself from a few months back

The crossover is a vehicle class that suits areas like mine very much, although an AWD wagon or similar would also do perfectly fine (but not as well as a crossover)

>>16913531
this. My brother and I were both raised riding in the passenger seat of a first-gen RX-7.

My mom was pretty cool, too bad dad's a cuck that unironically thinks GM produces good vehicles.

>>16913732
flat black boomer rod 7 seater hearse when

>>16917682
>people like YOU who are OK with the crossovers existence
Autism speaks. Leave benz alone faggot, he's one of the few people here who isn't a complete fuckup

>>16917315
Wow, you're illiterate.

>>16913370
>not having a toy hauler to go with the toys

poor

>>16913392
Is the green one 2wd??????

>>16917909
eh, as a sedan driver, I sort of hate my sedan because when driving with friends to events there isn't enough room, so I feel I am sort of the "guy who hangs out with his friends and travels to ski/camps", person, but who stilll needs to park in cities" (I have eneded up using my pickup more than I want to, because it has 5 people space and stuff).