>dad borrows my car
>returns it with full tank
>let girlfriend borrow car
>returned in the same condition
>borrow dad's wife
>dad doesn't stop me
>>16648790
>mom borrows car
>car is washed and vacuumed
Perks of having a neat-freak mom.
>>16648790
>Car is low
>Shoveling a path for it
>Dad screams out, it's a fucking shitbox!!
>Ignore him and keep shoveling
>Dad sits in the driver's seat
>Slams it into third as hard as he can
>"Oh, it's shorter than I thought"
>Pushing car into shoveled driveway because semi slicks
>He fucking pushes on the hood instead of the bumper.
>Pushes on my bondoed spoiler instead of rear bumper
>Tell him to push on the bumper instead or don't bother
>Starts b itching about how he's older than me and how it's a shitbox, ect, ect mean while his piece of shit barely works and I've single handely restored my shit myself.
I fucking hate boomers.
>>16648840
I highly doubt your dad called it a "shitbox"
>>16648790
>Let drifter friend borrow car
>Returns it with a newly shimmed vlsd diff in the trunk
T-thanks ma nigga
>>16648859
He fucking did.
It might be a shitbox by today's standard but I've put in a ton of work into her and he has no fucking respect for it, I would never call his barely functioning maxima a shitbox.
"Even If I drive this thing a wreck it, you have to trust me because i'm your father and have 35 more years of experience, fucking condescending fuck
Pic semi related.
>>16648883
Why do you let your father drive your car?
>>16648883
If I was your dad I wouldn't have any respect for it either.
>her
kys
>>16648859
I know I'm sounding edgy but he's a total fucking badge whore, even low trim bimmers and mercs he will admire.
I've single handedly fixed my fuel pump, radiator, shifter, thermostat, gonna patch up the rust and smoke his fucking ass and any piece of german shit he will be driving.
>>16648891
I didn't, he just jumped in and slammed it while playing with my stick shift.
He got so incredibly butthurt when I wouldn't let him drive it.
I hate people that have no respect for anyone's things.
When I push people'd cars, I fucking push it by the bumper, not t he fucking spoiler or lights.
>>16648840
>>16648883
>>16648909
>>16648934
sounds like someone's got daddy issues and needs some therapist time
>>16648865
More like boyfriend
>>16648940
Sound's like someone's a bootlicking cocksucker that got touched by daddy.
>>16648964
>good feels thread
>barges in yelling how much he hates his dad
try >>>/adv/ or >>>/r9k/
>car handles better after getting a wash
>interior is more comfy when its clean
>you realize new mods you can do to your car that would make it better
>you have a cool car
>>16648790
>borrow car
>return it with full tank
For those not yet clued in to life this is how you should always return a borrowed car. Washing is optional since people get weird about how their cars are washed but not a bad idea if you absolutely know the owner isn't an autist about how it gets washed.
>>16648883
>dad drives a maxima
Your dad is a scumbag
>>16648840
>>16648883
>>16648909
I want your dad to fuck me up the ass.
>>16648973
Sorry, just had to vent. Let me contribute.
>Fix fuel pump
>Everything is functioning fine now
>She starts up perfectly now
>Go for a drive to the mountains
>Few months ago, you didn't even fuking know what a rotor was, thinking it was a fan clutch and now you're fixing shit by yourself, one problem at a time.
It's a great feel.
Also:
Dad tells you to just bring it to a mechanic but you tell him that you need the experience and to save money.
>"But that's low, with a mechanic, you just stand there like a king and get your car fixed"
>>16648995
>expand dong meme
>"she"
Try Reddit.
>>16648990
>>16648989
He's a nice guy but he has fucking power issues or someshit. Trying to impress me or something when I'm just trying to get shit done properly and not niggerigged.
>Break up with girlfriend
>Realize that you don't have to waste money on a fucking dog, vacations to fucked up islands, ect, ect
>Drive to local mountain pass at night with the warm summer air in your face.
>Get matched up with a really cool girl on tinder the next day
>>16648790
>Car returned with a full tank
>"Oops lol, I forgot it was Diesel, not petrol..."
>>16649010
lol upvoted XD
When you get attached to your car and get rid of your appliance, come back.
>>16649021
this is fedora the post
>>16649014
>tinder
Enjoy genital warts.
>>16649025
So, it's wrong to be sentimental to stuff you worked your ass on?
Try again, nu cuck.
>>16649021
I've had my C1500 for four years now, and I've fixed every problem that's come its way. There's a difference between being independent and being angsty.
>>16649033
go fuck your car in the exhaust or something
>>16649033
>youtube comment tier /pol/ lingo
Jesus Christ, you've got to be shitposting at this point. There's no way somebody could be this much of a normalfag on /o/.
>>16649041
>All this butthurt because you drive an appliance
lmao kys
>>16648790
>switch lanes
>don't hit any reflectors
FUCKING NAILED IT
>>16649045
>T. triggered nucuck
Reddit, why don't you go back? lmao
>>16649050
>literally half of the thread is you bitching about your dad or something
>calling other people butthurt and names
>>16649045
How does it feel to know that you'll be deported any moment now, juan?
>stoplight race a cop
>he turns on his sirens when he sees hes losing
>continue to walk him
>>16648790
>finding the cause of that one odd squeek or rattle & removing it
>frehsly cleaned interior
>that sweet feeling of having gotten an oil change, although it feels exactly the same
>parking the trailer after four hours of driving it with a full load
>car now feels so much lighter, more powerful and handles like an F1
>>16649053
>>16649059
I'm guessing you weren't old enough to vote this year.
>low on gas
>car has shitty handling and throttle response
>full tank
>car can now corner and accelerate perfectly
>literally adds +20hp to my 60hp
>>16648909
youre gonna smoke your dads shit?
damn dude, the angst against him was enough, and now youre going all /d/ on us.
>driving on a really steep road
>low on gas light comes on
>get back to the straight road
>gas needle is coming up
>literally filling my car as I drive
>>16648790
>drive 100-110mph
>for one hour straight
>still get 34 mpg
>shift into 5th gear going 60mph
>engine is basically idling
>getting 80mpg
>>16648817
>that pic along with your seemingly innocent post
I don't know what to think...
>>16649190
Diesel, downhill or wind?
>>16649190
>Inb4 getting towed
>>16649190
What car?
>>16649190
Lupo 3L?
>>16649145
Better hurry up and mow my lawn before ICE gets you, paco
>>16649244
must suck working with only 80iq.
>>16649248
You'd know, bean for brains.
My lawn ain't gonna mow itaelf, beaner, better hop to it.
>>16649203
>>16649215
>>16649226
>>16649235
my shitty v6 sonata with shiftronic
Its not 80mpg, but it feels like it. I barely touch the gas and the engine is just above 1000rpm doing 60 in 5th. I I drove for a few hours on the interstate and the fuel gauge barely moved. But if you press on the gas just a tiny bit, that drops drastically, more than other cars
>>16649277
Since it is a V6 it won´t even be close to 80 mpg.
But it is a way to save fuel.
>>16649292
Yeah but there is a trick to it
At 60mph in 5th gear, the rpms are as low as they will go, so if i just let off the gas just a little bit it will shift down to 4th gear since its not an actual manual
It just feels like it can last longer than most fuel efficient cars I have driven
>>16649324
My car can only drive 625 miles, but that is due to the 9 gallon fuel tank.
>>16648790
>move to new neighbourhood
>people instantly mirin on my volvo
>everyone friendly and sweet
>there's an old dude a block down that usually walks by and sometimes shoot the shit with me because he used to be big into swedeboxes himself
>this place is fucking comfy and people don't bother me if they see i'm working on the car
I love living in smalltown, denmark. Fuck big cities and apartment blocks.
>tfw doing 30km/h in sixth gear
>literally idling along, barely need to hold the throttle open
>roll on the throttle
>something happens
>bike actually starts to accelerate
Colour me surprised.
Also >when you have the touge all to yourself
>>16649711
hows bigfoot cock tasting?
>>16648790
>borrow dad's car for a street race
>he gives me a full tank of gas so I can go out with a girl