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Brit/o/s Giant Top Sick Summer Meet

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Today is the last day you can buy early bird tickets for Brit/o/s biggest and best meet of 2017, Ultimate Street Car at Santa Pod Raceway. There'll be camping, wrestling, traps, cars, the best drag strip in Europe and there's a tent where porn stars put things inside each other.

The website is ultimatestreetcar.co.uk

If you want to join our Slack (It's a bit like IRC) channel and read ghost stories about Nissan Micras, leave an email in the thread and we'll send you an invite.
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>>16587358
What price are tickets?
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>>16587619

£48 for the 3 day camping.

Got until midnight tonight (GMT) before the prices rise to £70+ I think?
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REMINDER:

Sam is a girl
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Random mystery chip on my freshly painted lip, which has actually torn a chunk out of the lip itself, not just the paint. And there's a load just sat there ready to fall off as well as the stuff that's already come off.

Sticks out like a sore thumb on an otherwise completely black car.

Gutted :(
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Am I too autistic, or not quite autistic enough for a brit/o/ meet?
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>>16589686
Asking yourself this question means you're the perfect autism level. TFW prices have now risen. At least Shakespeare meet is still cheap
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I can confirm that there will be trap booth babes to pose with your Corsa
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If you're vehicle is unattended it might get flipped and burned alive
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Don't forget to bring a spare clutch
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>>16591216
Perfect!
Should I sell my car for a K11?
Should I become a trap before the meet?
Will I be having intercourse with Sam?
Is Sam a grill?
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>>16588275
Wot a ripoff
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>>16592497
A music festival and drag racing for £70 is not a ripoff, shut-in anon. The price to do run what ya brung is the rip off.
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>>16592483
A K11 will be the best car to bring but some of us have garbage like twin turbo chasers and M135i so anything is welcome.
Sam is not a grill. Intercourse with Sam is also not included in the ticket price. You can pay an extra £35 to either Danny or Rob and you'll receive Sam for an entire night. You will have to sign a contract not to abuse him. Have fun!
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>>16592672
How much for Danny? I heard she is a grill.
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>>16593582
Danny is a grill but she's mine <3
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Now add VAT ;_;
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>>16594533
I..Is she gonna be okay..????
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>>16595716
Why wouldn't she be, senpai?
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>>16594554
Fucked by jews mate
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Driving a car with a polybushed roll bar when you've been driving it with broken brackets (and effectively no roll bar) for months is such an experience
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>>16596713
T R I P L E jewed. Too expensive as it is then add another 20% ;_;
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Have you checked your chasis for rust lads?
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>>16596733
This is especially important if you own a Starlet as they tend to rust to nothing extremely quickly, even when undersealed religiously
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>>16596833
In addition, a non turbo 4E engine will emit a pulse above 3.5krpm which rusts the body at an accelerated rate. Accidents make the effect more pronounced
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Fellow Brits, do not fear coming to Shakespeare, there will only be wrestling and BBQ with a dash of cars
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>>16597377
What about food?
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>>16597390
I'm sure raiding Tesco won't be a problem or if you want you can buy food from the little stand and later expel it into the toilet
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>>16597390
They do chilli con carne on hot dogs
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I won't be squeezing everything in the MR2 again, someone else can bring the table
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>>16597530
We love Danny

t. Danny fan club 2017
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>>16597530
If I'm invited I'll squeeze stuff into my passenger seat. There's a sports exhaust where my boot should be, so I'm a bit limited there, but I have no friends so the seats will do
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>>16597588
Everyone is invited, what meet would you like the details for <3
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>>16598275
All the meets!
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>>16598275
Only ones planned at the moment is at Shakespeare raceway in April and USC at Santapod later in the year. Been thinking of heading to the Haynes museum in Somerset too but nothing set in stone.
Give us a burner email and we can invite you to the slack
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>>16598564
>>16599308
FUCK
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>>16599316
[email protected]
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Email me the details lads

[email protected]
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wtf is slack and do I want to use it?
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>>16599383
It's a chat group thingy when we organize meets, talk shit and chill.
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>>16599358
>>16599353
Sent ;)
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>>16599407
Do people use their actual names?
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>>16599519
I use my on-stage name most of the time. Nobody knows the difference.
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>>16599545
Quality, I'll use my porn name
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Any plans to do a track day or some other meet at a circuit? I'd get destroyed by those M135is down the strip
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>>16599623
I wouldn't worry about getting your arse handed to you, we're mostly there for a laugh
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>>16599973
I mean I'd probably get my arse handed to me on track too but I was wondering anyway
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>>16594533
Toyota ?
sort of feels 83
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>>16599973
Laughs, beer and traps

What could possibly go wrong
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>>16600062
>toyota
Reeeeeeee
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>>16601124
Use of the traps is contingent on paying Rob or Danny remember
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Hi everyone. Sorry to those who have already bought tickets but you will NOT be permitted to have sex with Sam at USC.
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>>16601857
Fucking deal breaker, man
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>>16601999
Come chat him up in slack trips man
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Sex with Sam permitted xDDDDD
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>>16602268
>>>/n/
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