/DAT/

First for no trigfags allowed

>If you arnt 4 mango slabs down, you deserve a fucking left right goodnight Cunt
nah m8 celebrating aussie day my way, with racks and billys

Flume for number 1 on triple j, I'll give it to ya straight I would have rathered nollsie or acdc

>>16558637
Jaw swinging in full force fucking happy Aus day fuckers

If you havnt got green, blue or gold zinc stripped across either side of your face, you can just fuck off

>>16558638
I've spent the day NOT listening to the hottest 100.

I've been listening to my own playist of music from about 15+ years ago.

Great shit

>>16557583
You need to find out if "NBN" in your area is HFC, FTTN or FTTH.

If it's FTTH then definitely go for it. Anything below 90% of what you pay for has to be fixed.

>>16558604
You need a high enough upload rate to support your download rate. You can get 150 megabit on a speed boosted HFC service in SOME areas off-peak but the odds of actually getting that throughput with the trash upload is slim.

The old Telstra FAB service were 100/5 and it was literally impossible to get full throughput because of that trash 5 megabit up.

>>16558590
FTTH would be much more consistent than Telstra's HFC ever will be.

Unfortunately it should also be a lot faster. I was part of a team doing testing in 2013 and we got 1.5 terabits down using modified firmware on the same equipment NBNCo uses.

NBNCo Portal was actually updated in 2013 to sell 1000/400 services, but the Liberal government blocked the sale of it when they won the election so their FTTN wouldn't look like a joke comparatively.

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>>16558630
jimmy is the OP

bye

>>16558657
Cya Falcunt

>>16558657
>>16558660
Falcunt is the OP you idiots.

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>>16558671
Nah I'm not

What's the difference between a cider drinker and an elephant, ones an absolute fucking gay cunt the other ones an elephant

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>>16558693
ahahahah

BREAKING: The Australia Day Skyworks have been CANCELLED after a plane crashed into the Swan River. Police have confirmed that two people have been killed.

UNAUSTRALIAN

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>>16558693

>woke up at 1pm
>fapped
>played vidya
>filthy dripping kebab for dinner
>drinking cheap aldi booze while playing titanfall 2 with a broseph

Rate my straya day / 10

>>16558693

t. a bogan

>>16558630
Hello from America

I'm sick of thr teenagers over on the DBT posting dirt bikes. Post some ya road bikes aussfags

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>>16558765

Go be gay someplace else

>>16558728
Whats the ALDI beer like?

>>16558777
Ah, teenage dirt bike faggot detected lmfao who you calling gay HAHAHAH

>>16558784

>pushing your own narrative this hard

>>16558788
WHAT WAS THE ALDI BEER LIKE?

>>16558794

Tasted like your mum's pussy

>replacing dashboard and console lights
>few of them are blown but they are not changable (aka soldered down)
>need a soldering iron
Where do i buy one and buy it cheap?

>>16558779
Pretty meh desu, i'm all about the irish cream and vodka crush.

Fuck the anti-girly drink shit, the raspberry ones taste good and get you smashed for $20

>>16558803
>buy one
Scrap bit of steel ends in a point and a fire, stop being a fag

>>16558805
Yeah but that's gay as fuck.

>>16558819
Nah fuck off, tastes good and it's cheap

Like the opposite of VB

>>16558805
Lol madman
>>16558803
Tradie tool shop

>>16558802
i called ur mum's pussy lat night she put her phone inside her vagina and then i blew my load through the internet inside of the through phone, it electrocte her with electrojizz god damn it felt amazing

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>>16558893

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>>16558898

>having your entire political platform based on your jimmies being rustled

>>16558898
ur mums pussy was halal last night caus she hasnt shaved it for weeks, its fukin rank looks like a beard, but i still blew a huge load in it it was hot as fuk

>>16558907
You mean haram

Anyone got the picture of the Commodore doing burnouts without wheels with CUNT scribbled on the side?

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yeah nah australia was pretty good

>go out for mad skids
>get reported by unaustralian gay cunts for doing said mad skids
>cop finds me and defects my commy

yeah good times, getting pissed now

>>16558917

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>>16558917
No
>>16558930
T. Melbourne methhead wog

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>>16558931
nah mate, true story

>>16558952
You didn't do it at nighttime in the boonies dumdum

Saw a NSW HWP patrol with some sorry cunt pulled over , had the fuckin Audacity to fly a fucking dollar shop Australian flag on his pork carrier, double demi's are unaustralian as fuck

>>16558960
We all know the risks m8

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Straya day over.

Lets get shazzed

>>16558957
nah but then how would everyone know im a mad cunt

>>16559011
The eternal struggle m8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdEokMz-gEE

>>16559023
Lol poor barra

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What do you guys think of using Redline Lightweight ShockProof oil for my tranny?
Got a 5spd getrag which is feeling a little stiff atm and makes a few noises. I hear this oil is the best for older gearboxes and can reduce a lot of the sounds.

Would it be alright to use it in my getrag? Cheers cunts

>>16559055
its making nosies because its probably fucked.

Get the clutch done properly and get it flushed.

If its still noisey and stiff it probably needs internal work m8 how many k's on it?

Hope you had a gud oz day fagets

>>16558633
Get fucked cunt

>>16559081
he's right just detrip or discord

>>16559085
wew cucking yourself for shitty busriding anons
even of you i expected more

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>>16559065
I don't know if it's the clutch, doesn't slip at all and the box has always been noisy since I bought the car over a year ago.

Got 145k kms on it and I think it does need internal work. I was told the box will last a few more years though with no problems so wouldn't this oil prolong the life until it needs a rebuild?

>>16559090
>t. normiefag wunnabe who hangs out on a new zealand sheep shagging station forum

>>16559102

Throwout bearing, clutch can be perfectly fine but if the bearings shot it'll make a fuckton of noise.

>>16559119
Yeah i saw a vid of that sound it sounds like gravel going through a cement mixer?

>>16559085
speak for yourself faggot

>>16559130

And metal slapping around yeah.

>>16559134
yikes.

Yeah get a throwout bearing and maybe a rear main done while its out my manual swap needed it as well

Fingers crossed it will be finished next weeek when me centy pay comes

NEW THREAD
>>16559193

>>16559193

>>16559193

>>16559194

You are the cancer that ruins this thread for everyone else.
Either get a life, or kill yourself.

>>16559194
Nigger what the fuck is this dumb shit

>>16559204
oh boo hoo whatever shall i do jimmyshit

>>16559204
just troll the cunt
>>16559212
jimmy?

Fuck knows lol

>>16559219
Why are you this sad that you have to make a new thread to create some drama? Fuck off mate, you said it yourself, talk about cars.

>>16559225
i didnt make the thread cunt did u see the tripcode?

No then i didnt do it did i!

FALCUNT FUCK OFF

>>16559235
>what is taking off the tripcode
>what is never using it again you attention faggot

>>16559235
>constantly talks about detripping
WAAH I DIDNT DETRIP THIS TIME

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>>16559245
hi jimmy how was your Australia Day?

>>16559248
unless someone steals my tripcode (which they havent) i dont start threads as anon atm and havent made one all month cunts lol chill out and have a beer

>>16559258
well what do u want me to do about it?

The shitposters pretending to be me would do it anyway to get a rise out of /o/ and it works EVERYTIME

just hide, sage and ignore

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>>16559143
>>16559119
>>16559130
>>16559134
Yeh it makes shit noises but I think it's an internal bearing. atm, I want to the box to last a while. When it goes I'll put a t56 in.

>>16559263
>falcunt telling people to sage, block and ignore
AHHAHAHAHA

>>16559264
what engine?

if its the 3800 (wew) you might as well put a ls1 in at the same time for cheap gearbox and trans are going pretty cheap around $1500-3000 but its a pot luck
>>16559268
What you think im some sort of savage?

>>16559263
Just stop being a fucking lying cunt.

We had a good week where you behaved and now you're stirring the thread up again because you're bored.

Find a proper hobby or ACTUALLY focus on get a fucking job or something

>>16559269
As someone whose lives and worked in Coffs for years, with multiple employers, you're fucking full of shit. I know some seriously derro cunts with not a single bit of training for certification to their name, not even tafe or high school, and they still found work in Coffs.
Because they don't want to be neet trash, has it escaped your attention that they're building A FUCKING HIGHWAY around here?
There's work planting vegetation on the sides of this highway, there's work pruning the fruit trees (a job I got with ZERO experience in horticulture, which it sounds like you have).
There's work in one of the many kitchens around town washing dishes. In fact if you weren't such I liar I might have considered hooking you up with that.
There's work for The Green Army doing rejuvenation along the beaches.
There's work for the council upgrading the pathways along the beaches.

You need to actual fuck off with this woe is me shit, claiming it's the fault of Coffs Harbour for not having work for you. As a local of Coffs (not bellingen where you're actually from 40km south) I'm fucking sick and tired of every time I come to this thread to enjoy a bit of comfy, you're here trying to garner sympathy like a child with you bullshit stories of woe.
One drive through Coffs and you'll see at lease half a dozen greenhouses just from the highway. If you wanted work you'd have gone to each one of those with a resume and not given up until you had work.
But apparently you've done that, which begs the question, why haven't they offered you employment?
Either you present yourself like a scumbag or otherwise sabotage yourself so that you can look in the mirror and lie, telling yourself that you did your best. Or you are somehow alienating every single potential employer you've met in the area.
Id bet on the former.

Seriously mate, go fucking sort your life out, or do me a favour and stop associating yourself with my home town you absolute fucking garbage human.

>>16559271
i literally havent been here all day ive been rewatching stranger things and getting pissed
>>16559273
gonna rewrite this hang on

>>16559276
Ok we believe you

sing me some phil collins on vacarooodoodoo pls falcunt

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>>16559273
As someone whose lives and worked in Bello for years, with multiple employers, you're fucking full of shit. I know some seriously dozza cunts with not a single bit of training for certification to their name, not even tafe or high school, and they still found work in Bello.
Because they don't want to be neet trash, has it escaped your attention that they're building A FUCKING HIGHWAY around here?
There's work planting potatoes on the sides of this highway, there's work pruning the fruit trees (a job I got with ZERO experience in whoreticulture, which it sounds like you have).
There's work in one of the many brothels around town washing dishes. In fact if you weren't such I liar I might have considered hooking you up with that.
There's work for The Pepe Army doing rejuvenation along the beaches.
There's work for the council upgrading the pathways along the beaches.

You need to actual fuck off with this woe is me shit, claiming it's the fault of 4chan for not having work for you. As a local of Bellingen (not Coffs where you're actually from 40km north) I'm fucking sick and tired of every time I come to this thread to enjoy a bit of comfy, you're here trying to garner sympathy like a child with you bullshit stories of woe.
One drive through Bello and you'll see at lease half a dozen greenhouses just from the highway. If you wanted work you'd have gone to each one of those with a resume and not given up until you had work.
But apparently you've done that, which begs the question, why haven't they offered you employment?
Either you present yourself like a scumbag or otherwise sabotage yourself so that you can look in the mirror and lie, telling yourself that you did your best. Or you are somehow alienating every single potential employer you've met in the area.
Id bet on the former.

Seriously mate, go fucking sort your life out, or do me a favor and stop associating yourself with my home town you absolute fucking garbage human.

>>16559291
0/10

sec gonna keep drinking and belt this out

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0C9ygM8H1wk

>>16559299
Mate you can sing

Gimme some invisible touch

>>16559291

FUCKING BASED AS HAHAHAHA WELL MEMED MY FRIEND

>>16559302
yeah it was a old party trick i havent used in ages

>>16559299
https://clyp.it/wpk3u1v0

>>16559319
hahahahah fuck i cant hit that

>>16559322
Can keep going.
>https://clyp.it/n1n13uhj
>https://clyp.it/ndf5pjtr

>>16559327
some reason chrome wont open these and only mozilla will

weird

god bless /mu/ anon ur a mad cunt

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KPDBmRBBvX

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Hey guys what's going on in this thr-
>drunken singing

>>16559336
still waiting on some invisible touch

>>16559342
I DONT KNOW THAT SONG

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EjA1XxDZA4

>>16559344
Rude.

Look it up

>>16559357
i did im not drunk enough and its 2am here haha

>>16559342
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1aaRLLkSWpa

>>16559371
god damnnit 11 what are you doing?

Some new 5営業日.
https://clyp.it/cervgu4w

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>>16559383
wew this stuff is pretty mintyfresh

more plz 5 Business Days

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0px0IJ5HghA

>I have no idea what I am doing

>>16559397
More lo;; ypirs;ef [;s

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>>16559446
never go full

>>16559501
?

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>>16559269
I'm on P's but when I'm off I'm either swapping in an LSA or fucking the thing off and getting an s14

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>>16559548

>>16559548
That S14 looks naff

Get a LS1 when u get ur fulls

>>16559568
Turn your trip off

There is no relevancy to having it

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>>16559625
Trippitaka over ere

>>16559625
nah fuck off

>>16559638
GTR laptimes

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>>16559638
>Pissing off dumbass busriders

>>16559673
I like how my forehead just keeps getting longer.

Soon I will be a conehead

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>>16559704
Maybe see a doctor?

>>16559731
Fucking baldings starting innit.

Guess it's normal for 26 year Olds

>>16559731
>i am to intelligent

>>16559731
>mustard stains
KEK

>>16559753
My head bants are unmatched

>>16558638
>listening to hottest 100

Hipsters ruined it.

oh oh we're only 100 posts from the bunp limit! new thread time

>>16558630

>>16558630

>>16558630

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Hey DAT so I bought a r34 skyline GT auto yesterday as my first car daily/project it needs work but it runs goes and has rego I swapped 2 of my motorbikes for it anyway my question is what engine should I swap in or should I just turbocharge the rb25de neo?

>>16561195
Swap in a 25DET, manual conversion. Turboing a NA RB25 would cost more than just dropping a new one in.

Either use the 25DE as a sick coffee table or drop it into a lightweight RWD shitbox like one of those 3 Series compacts.

>>16561195
>Manual swap,
>dirty 30 turbo conversion,
>gtr bodykit

done.

>>16561258
Not worth buying say the 26dett or go a bit crazy and build a vq30dett or would engineering be too much of a damn hassle cause NSW?

>>16561268
Vq35dett**

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>>16561268
>>16561273
Those would be pretty cool to see too, though they'll cost quite a bit. Legality aside, if you want to go crazy I say go for the twin turbo VQ35.

>>16559143
>>16559119
>throwout bearing
You're on the wrong side of the Pacific.

>>16561297
I agree but I may be biting off more than I can chew tidying up the car while building a big ol' conversion

>>16561332
It's certainly ambitious, especially since the VQ35 would need quite a bit of work done on it too. Personally, I want to do a VK45DE swap into an R34.

>>16561476
Vk56vd too rich for you?

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>>16561525
Pretty much. I'm not

R I C H
I
C
H

All up, do you suppose it'd cost more to do a VK45DE or 56VD swap into an R34 than it would just to buy a Gawdmusheen?

>>16561637
Me either bro just dreams of going fast probably just stick to what I know or maybe do a rb3026 at the most

>>16561195
Swap the 6 speeed in

>>16561972
I swapped a 99 KTM exc300 with a leaky gearbox and about 34psi in the cylinder but had rego and a dt200 totally f'd and 1500 on top but does need work I think it was a pretty even swap and its way more pokey than the starlet I've been learning in

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>>16561637
Oh god nooooo, this is gore

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lads

i have recently taken the bogpill, and am restructuring my life to accommodate it. i have put my Mazda 121 up for sale to get a more bogpillesque car. what should i be looking for?

>>16562864
can you give me a rundown on the bog pill mate

>>16562874
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>n contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>16562864
Get an old Peugeot of some sort. One of the sick ones, not a gay one.

>>16562864
>bogpill
I don't get this meme

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>>16562988
Weird plastic French dudes. According to /pol/ they're aliens. Rich aliens.

Given the last year in the States and the recent escalation (and crumbling) of SJW lunacy worldwide I'm not willing to bet against /pol/.

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APOLOGIZE

>>16563159
Na fuck off opel

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>>16563159
In a way I feel domestic Holden models were doomed. Compare the Senator to the M5; full-sized luxury sedans, only the M5 was more expensive. It also had more prestige, because "muh Euro".

The Commodore we know and love is too tied to bogan culture for normies to appreciate. They looked to SUVs and crossovers to cart their wife's kid(s) about instead of having their own and getting a V8 wagon for the job.

This new "Commodore", well it isn't going to be the same at all. Not for us, and perhaps not in their eyes too. A sleek rebadged Euro-GM model with infotainment at the price of skids.

>>16563350
>fwd
>no v8

They should have just killed the Commodore name instead of pulling a fat Elvis with it.

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>>16563394
We've always got the old ones to work with, after all. Though I hope they force HWP here out of their V8s and turbo straight sixes and dump them all in nu-Commodores and Ford Fusions.

They're struggling to find a good replacement for the Falcodores. And unless BMW or Mercedes gives them a bunch of pursuit vehicles they'll be fucked looking for a replacement that suits their needs; fast, automatic and sedan/SUV. Kia was suggesting that they'd give the coppers a fleet of Stingers so that would've been a laugh when they all shit the bed mid-pursuit.

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>>16563350
The new Omega platform the CT6 rides on is underutilized at the moment as only a single vehicle in the entire GM lineup uses said platform. I suspect that GM may launch a Buick or Chevrolet sedan built on it and it wouldn't surprise me if Aus got it as a Commodore.

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>>16563419
Does Toyota not sell the Crown in Australia?

Big reliable rear wheel drive sedan related to the Lexus LS and it already comes with a police package option. It's probably going to get the new turbo V6 from the LS soon too.

>>16563456
No they don't sadly but a Lexus would probably be more suitable

>>16563159
For what?

You killed cars in Australia

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Drove an 86 the other day. What is the appeal of these shitboxes? they're not fast and they handle like shit.

>>16563597
Muh tofu panda

Prove this isn't the work general on 4chan

>spoiler: you can't

>>16563581
Ford was worse they never even exported the falcon

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>>16563740
>work general
Fatcunt's a filthy neet. Real /r9k/ material. And a bunch of us chucked a sickie because four-day weekend.

>>16563740
Work?

Wagies REEEEEE

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>>16563778
Hi Jimmy how's Melbourne?

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>>16563779
Ree?

Work WAGIEEEESSSS

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Fugg me, some neighbour having domestic, telling her boyfriend to get the fuck out etc at top of her voice

Other neighbour now shouting at them to shut the fuck up, she tells him to fuck off and mind his business, he says come down and I'll slap the shit out of you.

I love living in the Druitt.

>>16563882
Least you don't live in Coffs.

Thank fuck I don't.

Record it and post their domesto m8

>>16563882
Noice m8, blacktown here, much much nicer, some fairly normal people round here (sorta)

>>16563831
How's celibacy treating you m8? All the nice girls you used to know are going to be past child-bearing age soon.

>>16563902
>>16563888

https://vid.me/MkWy

Been going like this for about 45 minutes. He seems like an alright fella.

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What are some utes to learn to wrench on?

something that is good for a complete beginner

post straya day stuff cunce
https://a.uguu.se/NBMO5tht6llM_straya

>>16563949
fuck, hate those types of neighbors, used to live next to some that would do that every other day, pretty annoying
don't really seem to hear that sort of stuff around blacktown though, maybe i'm just lucky. seen coppers reporting to what looked like a domestic though

nice decorations btw

>>16563990

Thanks familia.

>>16563989
vn-vs, v6, or el-ef falcon i6

simple, plenty of forum tutorials, cheap parts, plenty of wreckers
don't expect it to be especially fast or refined though

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>>16563949
>all those flags

Noice, m8. Have a clip of a couple of dirty Antifa commies getting the stuffing knocked out of them by the coppers.

https://www.altrightaustralia.com/home/2017/1/27/anti-australia-day-protesters-kick-punch-police

>>16564001
>dat bullbar
would fit to a boganriced commie ute/10

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>>16563989
Get yourself a manual AU Falcon, mate. Dirt cheap, easy to work on and plenty of spare parts available.

>>16563949
Call the police

>>16564039

Is it worth it though? surely they don't give a fuck unless it is full on punch on?

>>16564045
Who knows what's going on.

But they're yelling and screaming and being massive loud cunts. You never know things could escalate into a punch on, and bringing in the cops now to see what's going on would prevent it.

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>>16563159
Fuck off holden are poofter cars now

>>16563924
How's /o/ I am sure you have better places to be right?
>>16563949
Lol gooooo gitouuuut

>>16564069
>implying they ever weren't

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>>16564082
>I am sure you have better places to be right?
Fuck no, it's either this or clubbing and I've had a gutful of expensive drinks and normie music after two nights in a row of it.

>>16564119

Why do you drink? isn't the hangover bad for you?

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>>16564136
>Why do you drink?
It gives me balls.

>isn't the hangover bad for you?
Never get one. I'll always drink a fair bit of water before I crash and I'll have something foul and greasy like a kebab or Maccas to eat before heading back.

>>16564148

Do you ever have sex while drunk? is it hard to get/sustain an erection and get to the point of orgasm/ejaculation?

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>>16563989
also this for me but with a small hatchback.


what are some beginner friendly small hatchbacks

>>16564164
Corolla, Mazda 3, Lancer, Excel etc.

Pretty much any jap econobox

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Finally cut out massages and gambling since Christmas, finally started saving money again, just since Christmas.

What should I buy when I have $30k in the bank?

Thinking bout this?

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>>16564158
A couple of times. Once you've got it up there's no trouble beyond being shitfaced and uncoordinated as fuck.

>>16564164
90s Civic or Corolla, Sexcel, CE series Mirage.

>>16564187
Ask the kraut about his experiences.

Personally I'd import something. You could probably afford a Camaro or Corvette and have it RHD converted and shipped over for that.

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>>16564187
Porsche

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>>16564220
>tfw social justice is dying

This will be the year, lads.

>>16564187
track car.

Or better yet, a track bike.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdGCMDsLzx8

Happy belated straya day

>>16564303
ok which one of you cunts did this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOCH6630RlM

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>>16564415
Nah dis

>>16563350
OPEL
P
E
LOL

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>>16563989
Any with a 3.8L is going to be a good one to work on, there's plenty of information out there and parts are usually pretty cheap.

I did most of my first 'big' jobs on them, like valley gaskets, EFI diagnosis, cylinder heads, and a trans replacement.

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>>16564561
It's traditional.

So straya cunts

I'm moving over there in a year or so

I'll be using my int'l drivers licence, so rpesumably I'll have full access to all the cars. How reasonable is it insurance wise for a 25 year old to get something with a V8? Over here in bongland it's silly

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>>16564606
went to a car show on Australia Day

>mfw a VK was in the classic cars lineup

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>mon visage quand some Holdens are already made in Poland

>>16564624
$126/mo for full insurance

>>16564628
I'm paying that on a 1.8l 4cyl with 120bhp now

What's tax/"rego" (I guess it's the same thing) like on say a maloo?

>>16564628
that was for this car btw

www.carsales.com.au/car-research/details.aspx? R=667151

>>16564624
V8 5ltr VT is around 2500-3000 and a LS1 5.7 is around 4000-6000 for a vx-vz I say go for it search gumtree

>>16564625
>the year is 2037
>go to classic car show
>nut and bolt restored VN Berlina
>with the original hubcaps holy shit
>go to next section
>survivor 1988 Ford Telstar, 28,000 on the clock
>guy only wants 9k, he's already had an offer of 7.5k cash today
>go to the carpark
>some guy is driving a ratted out hooned VF SS commodore
>these cars are considered absolute shitboxes, only coons drive them now
>you drive home in your cuck powered electric car

>>16564632
is that $/year?

>>16564638
nah, he's suggesting you buy a shitbox car for those prices

>>16564640
I'm cool with shitboxes, I just want one that sounds nice and has a little power. It's the insurance/tax I'm concerned about. Trying to get insured on something with 6 cylinders I get laughed off the phone here.

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>>16564634
>Mfw a vt-vx hsv will be considered a classic car by then.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
>>16564638
Oooh nah thats just for the car in cash mate to buy it.

Insurance is like 100-150 a month

>>16564643
you're over 25 so you should be gold

>>16564646
Sound. Aside from escaping this shit hole, that;s what I'm most looking forward to.

>>16564646
Yeah I Ay around 163 a month with compo and all options I'm 25
>>16564640
Nothing wrong with a project

>>16558728
Aldi has beer?

>>16564626
>ce sentiment quand holden is shit anyway

>>16564723
It has a whole cheap booze section some of them don't tho

>>16564723
W.a aldi alcohol got knocked back because of the children, at its most basic level

Tfw when spend all night sharing genitalia with someone
Its good to be alive

>tfw saw some people today, they were all going on about their aussie day adventures yesterday
>fuck yeah we had so much death punch!
>fuck yeah we did some lines after lolz
>i'm so sunburnt and hangoverrrrr
>what did you do anon?

>nothing
>what?
>did nothing
>o-okay anon...

>>16564220
lel someone reported this and I got a warning for posting it

bunch of cucks

>>16564877
Wat was it?

>>16564887
http://archive.4plebs.org/o/thread/16558630/#16564220

>>16564897
Dunno why I guess a fat virgin female mod somewhere is dying her hair a different shade of fluro hahah

But SRS can we talk abuuut cars?

I wunna do something different with my healthy LS1 but I don't wunna turbo or supercharge it just a big cam and maybe something different like idk every other cunt has a blower or big turbos.

ITB's arnt really what I'm after either.

>>16564950
How you gonna afford it?

>>16564964
That's just it I am planning now but all I can afford mid year is cam and heads.

So with that in mind I know what cam I want a vcm 228 238 but I dunno what heads to get and what would be best bang for the buck and if just porting the stock heads is good enough

>>16564971
Just buy some cheap ebay shit again m8

>>16564981
Thing is those are like 800-2000 and used heads are hard to find ported and in good condition

How much would it cost to port my current stock ones? They need recond anyway

Hmm I can get 243 heads used from the US cheaper.

Will report back anyway if I pick up the car next week

>>16564998
Depends who is doing it.

5 hundo maybe if you take it to your mechanic

>Federer v Nadal
>S Williams v V Williams
Uhh what decade is this?

>>16565015
Nah he has to send the heads away for porting and said it wasn't worth it.

Gonna chuck a big cam in and aim for 300rwkw

>p plater mods his car with injectors, better turbo, ecu
>gets mad when police defect him
Is there an upside to this age old saga

>>16567415
Another shitbox is the off road forever.

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Yeah the boysssss

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>>16567759

Should I take a sponge and a bucket with good soap in it to the coin washes or buy a pressure washer and do it at home?

>>16567895
Both

Is it possible to get a good, modern-looking car for about $5k?

In Adelaide if that matters.

>>16568084
Need a little more to go on. Luxury? Rice? Aussie? 6yl minimum? Turbo? Coupe? Sedan? Certain year?

>>16568084
Define modern looking.

Also that's a dumb criteria for a car, nobody cares what your car looks like.

>inb4 people judge me

You're judging yourself, dickhead.

>>16568091
Honestly don't have any requirements besides looking nice and having decent aircon.
Don't really care about turbo or ricer stuff, so I guess I'm more into luxury sedan/coupes. I'm pretty open though.

>>16568170
>Define modern looking
Something that doesn't look like it was made over a decade ago. Not a fan of the 90s/2000s look.

I'm not heaps into cars, so things like engine power and handling aren't a priroity. I just don't want a shitbox.

>>16568244
Mazda 3s are getting cheap and they go until the wheels fall off, new corollas don't look nice. Whatever you choose steer away from Aus cars and go for a jap 4 banger, always reliable and cheap to maintain.

>>16568283
Yeah, Mazda 3s are looking like a good option. What year should I be going for?

https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/_/SSE-AD-4493489
https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/_/SSE-AD-4211740
https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/_/SSE-AD-4498052
All these choices, only 1 car

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>>16567759
>Colani

>>16568513
do they have to be auto?

Carsales is pretty expensive these days

https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/_/SSE-AD-4211740 looks ok ill trawl gummy

>>16568640
they only came in auto

Hay guys can we screw with this?
Jesters competition for a new pie flavour and it doesn't have many votes. I was thinking we should make the lamb one win, since this I the straya day thread an all
https://jesters.wishpond.com/vote-contest-1965710/

Barney stop trying to shill mazda 3s

>>16568786
Fuck off Mitchell

>>16568801
you must be the fun guy in your group of friends

>>16568869
Didn't deny it, Mitchell confirmed

>>16568875
w-whoever denied it s-supplied it! lol!

>>16568890
Why are you even mad

>>16568909
cus youre falcunt!

>>16568919
>f-falcunt!

>>16568919
>>16568930
C U C K
U
C
K

Lads, settle down. Fatcunt, if that's you behave yourself you dirty neet.

I spent $35 on a haircut today. Was totally worthwhile, I can actually see why chicks blow so much money on that sort of thing.

http://www.sbs.com.au/yourlanguage/hindi/en/article/2017/01/26/us-president-donald-trump-change-visa-process-australians

This shit is fucked.

There goes my plans for my big holiday I wanted to use my long service leave on.

>>16568961
You got fucking scammed. Find a Korean place that'll do you for $15. The hairdressers are always skilled and they know the styles and shit.

>>16568977
Throw in a bit extra and you get a happy ending with the cut

>>16568961
>been feeling good lately
>decide to get haircut since its a little long
>go in to barber nearby i'd never been to before
>big line
>must be pretty good
>just one barber on today
>then after a while in line a qt hairdresser comes out to cut a few
>she has dat ass
>hope she'll be cutting my hair
>nope
>just ask guy to cut it shorter like it is
>clippers come out, goes directly onto my head and a large chunk is gone before i can even say stop
>shit this is bad
>fingernails are longer than my hair is now
>pay the $20 and gtfo
>shut myself inside for 4 days hoping nobody will have to see it
>told it looks good and see some people looking but no idea if they like it or are internally laughing at it

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>>16568977
>Find a Korean place

>>16569005
Do you know what an undercut is
Show us a pic

>>16568977
>>16568988
Sick dubs, m8s. It was definitely a bit of a splurge but they take real good care of you there. Normally I just do the job myself in the bathroom mirror but I figured why not?

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Would bang?

>>16569191
>would dilute abo-dabo blood with/10

>>16568972
>wanting to leave australia
>ever

meh

>sick cunts do sick skids
>"enthusiasts" condemn

Is it that they're "true" enthusiasts or is it just sanctimony from the hard-parkers?

>>16569231
They are not true enthusiasts.

Most likely show and shine type boomers or "muh weekend car" type pooftas who drive 5km/h under everywhere and cant really drive.

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>>16568972
>Visitors, instead, would have to sit for an in-person interview before entering the US
A bit of a pain but I reckon it'll still be easy enough to deal with. Just drop a bit of banter, add in a few words in that accent that Americans (and Canucks) seem to love and they'll stamp you in without worries.

The ones most concerned about it are probably uni-going urbanite scum who think Trump eats kids and can't go five minutes without screeching about how he's a homophobic racist sexist body-shaming bigot. That'll probably sink their chances.

>>16569242
I figured as much. Granted there seemed to be a good mix of the two when I did go to a Downshit meet; couple of real mean looking Evos and STis that peeled out like mad cunts when they left, some sick cunt kicking up dirt in an S14, and the patriots in their Falcodores.

>>16569252
i had the same thing entering the UK from aus via china

I spaghetti'd and the boarder officer trolled me with that typical british dry whit

we'lll be fine m8s
>>16569263
Yeah i gotta go to some local meets, fucking car is still in the shop

>>16569252
You're missing the part where we have to go to Canberra or Sydney to the US embassy's to sit an in-person interview to then be allowed a tourist visa.

>>16569438
What the fuck. He was supposed to make it easier for white cunts to get to america. Way to cuck us

>>16569438
Dohohohoho fuck that

>>16569438
Is there a better source for all this besides SBS? ABC and everything else hasn't said shit about this so I have my doubts.

>>16569522
http://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/entry/read-draft-text-trump-executive-order-muslim-entry_us_5888fe00e4b0024605fd591d
>huffpost
its entirely likely

t. pol

>>16569522
Literally google it you twat

>>16569522
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4158386/Trump-makes-Australian-tourists-sit-interviews-visas.html

>Donald Trump is considering executive order that will suspend online questions
>Australian tourists visiting the U.S. 'forced to take in-person INTERVIEWS' before being granted visas under tough new Donald Trump border control laws
>If U.S. president signs order, tourists will have to queue up at a U.S. consulate
>Comes as the new president prepares to unveil new 'Keeping America Safe' plan

>>16569522
>ABC
lol, cucked as fuck

>>16569543
name a better source then fag

>>16569526
>>16569540
>it may

All just "maybe" at this point. It'll probably change or various other shit might happen. It is just a draft version.

>>16568972
this will only affect the third world tier 'developed nations' where people get a tourist visa then never plan on leaving. australains dont visit other countries with intention of bypassing the working visa system by getting a tourist visa. thats what the dirty fuck europeans do.
stop being so dramatic

>>16569438
no you dont and you wont

>>16569540
until it is official on his twitter I dont believe it

What a time we live in that twitter is more trustworthy than the media

>>16569562
>>16569576
these. calm down you fags.

>>16569581
Well his Twitter is directly from him, not just the news being overtly dramatic to get more clicks. The media memes are true and people know it now.

It's going to happen you cucks.

Screenshot this, i'll be back next week for you to all APOLOGISE to me

>keep finding ants on my car
theyre those tiny ants but i still hate them

>>16569589
I'm sorry you like to suck your mums dick.

>>16569191
>abbo march
>all those white faces
>half abbo leading the pack
wat

>>16569607
>talking to people
>tell them i'm not sorry
>"how can you not be sorry reeee"
>i pity them and what happened is dad but i wasnt there, my ancestors werent there and i had nothing to do with it so i have nothing to be sorry for

Nobody alive today has to be sorry. By being focused so hard on the past everyone is missing the future. Spilled milk and all that.

>>16563597
Because it's the next gen of a meme car and is RWD.

>>16569607
The noongs always have their march but this "change the date" rubbish is pushed by parasite halfbreeds who reap all the bennies with no real regard for whatever culture was specific to their ancestors and white guilt cucks.

Cunts are pretty rama rama.

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>>16569617
>i pity them and what happened is dad but i wasnt there, my ancestors werent there and i had nothing to do with it so i have nothing to be sorry for
agreed

>>16563597
>cheap
>huge aftermarket
>decent looks

Warranty, possibly being the first owner, etc. It's not a bad alternative to buying a 90s Jap shitbox. I wouldn't buy one personally, but I can't at all criticize the choice.

>>16569605

>>16569605

>>16569605

NEW THREAD

>>16569617
I don't even pity them at this point. That's a finite resource right there and the cunts have been playing the victim for too long now.

>>16569630
>first owner
after a chain of mcdonalds managers

>>16569640
If you're buying used. But that's already a testament to how affordable it is new; even King Greaseball, lord of the high school employees can afford a new one.

>>16569637
In all honestly I don't pity them anymore but I throw it in there anyway to shut people up. Works every time.

>>16569617
why arent you sorry for bringing civilization to australia? you are cold hearted

>>16569651
Fair enough. I like to agitate the cunts a little. They're not going to have the balls to take a swing at me, and on the off-chance they do I'm legally entitled to drop the cunt for it.

>>16569664
>on the off-chance they do I'm legally entitled to drop the cunt for it.

Since when? I heard you get fucked too for defending yourself.

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Who are the typical WRX drivers in Australia?

>>16569674
Asians and bogans that just got off their Ps.

>>16569634
FUCK OFF FALCUNT

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>>16569672
For defending yourself too much.

>>16569677

Bogans driving Jap crap?

>>16569745
Silvias exist you know

>>16569828
never seen bogans in anything besides falcadores

>>16569903
you don't get out much do you

>>16570269
my names cescil and i dont get out much

>>16568322
2006+, get the SP23 or SP25 option if you can spend that much. SP23 is so much better than the shitty 2L that the base models come with. SP25s are 10k+ easy, hatchbacks are based but sedans are always way cheaper than the hatchbacks. Aim for a SP23 2006+ because pretty sure they came in 6 speeds

Mazda 6s are nice too if you like the 3's sedan styling. MPS versions are AWD, turbo and make 195kw or something, and can be easily tuned to 230-250kw with minor bolt ons.

The autos are sluggish and really crap in them so I hope you are wanting a manual because they are awesome.

If you get a SP23 or SP25 the first mods to do are the rear engine mount (it flops around like a flacid cock), e-focus (or 2014+ focus st) rear engine mount bolts up to it and makes it 1000000x stiffer and much nicer to drive. Also replacing the shifter bushings from the rubber junk to solid shifter bushings (JBR or Corksport). Best mods i've done to my car so far, CAI/SRI isn't worth it unless you want a note, same with exhaust, gain maybe 3hp from both when tuned.

Good luck.

>>16568797
Fuck off nerd, No one talks to me on discord so i stopped being active.