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First for anonymous autistic screeching
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>>16547660
I don't quite get it
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>>16547676
It's a Rallye thinge muh dood
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Commodore
Centrelink
Falcons

Fuck yeah
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>>16547767
U 3am insomnia master race too?
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>>16547769
uleh breh
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>>16548298
Halp can't sleep I kinda want a twingo plushie
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>>16548311
I'm so tired I can barely keep eyes open

And I ate so many M&Ms i'm so full and feel so sick
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>>16548394
It's much better with the sound
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Did they ever get around to making Jap-styled personalized plates in VIC?
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is there any way to completely change what the au falcon looks like
such a nice cheap internal ruined by possibly most gross front ever
not that i dont love them factory, i dont know beans about cars
i was just wondering if it is at all possible to completely change the car look
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>>16550717
>changing an Aussie classic

That's haram as fuck, m8. We ought to send you back to Manus Island with the rest of the un-Australians.
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Please avoid start new threads before the other has hit the bump limit OP. It's gay.
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>>16550806
you need to be more respectful of anons with autism you bigot
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Shit lads, did I escape the vultures?

>coming around bend a little quick
>speed up to 70 since it's a 70 zone right after and it's 9pm
>past a vulture in a gray-and-blue road copper car
>disco_lights.jpg
>kill the lights, speed up and take the first turn off

Went through all these back roads to get home, but fuark.
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>>16550742
i understand its a classic and i was just curious to see if anyone has ever done it tastefully because all the body kitted au falcons i have seen are fucking repulsive
also excuse the autistic paragraphs ive been shitposting on s4s all day at work and i think i have given myself terminal retardation
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>>16548318
Y
>>16549835
Lol I saw that

Downshift is like /o/ on fb
>>16550717
I tried a bunch.

Removed the front grille and that looked ok then the rear was still ug so I took the forte badges off

Still no change it was still ugly.

Maybe swap a ba front clip on it and fiddle with the boot
>>16551003
Ive never seen a au that wasn't ugly.

The only one that's not ugly is a bf and fg
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>>16550742
If you're handy with a welder, a BA front will fit. Just need to modify where the headlights go and the radiator support panel. Bloke did it to his red wagon looked horn as.

Still won't help with that fucked up arse end tho
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holy mother of fuck

https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Ford-Falcon-1997/SSE-AD-157036/?Cr=0
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>>16551287
I can outdo that mate

>get TS50
>???
https://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Ford-TS50-2002/OAG-AD-13796714/?Cr=3
FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARYDOOS FOR A AU TICKFORD WITH A BODYKIT AND FAIRMONT INTERIOR

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
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posting weird odditAUs as i find them

what the fuck is up with this things interior
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>>16551361
five inch tach: for when you really just NEED to know your RPM
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>>16550717
Yeah, it's called the BA/BF
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Fucks sakes falcunt do something with your life and stop posting carsales links every 5 minutes
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>>16551791
Hopefully once he gets his car back from the shop he'll fuck off and we'll get some respite.

At least until he bins it, I guess.
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>>16551287
you dont needa welder.
there was an au wagon on gumtree for ages that had put the ba xr8 front end on, bonnet with bulge, bumper and front quarter panels.
was a nice wagon asking 15k i think, but its sold now
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>>16551878
at that point why not just buy a fuckin BA
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>>16551791
its because he has no money, and will never have a nice car, he hates that people dare ask money for a nice classic car.
when falcondouche got his panelvan im surprised falcunt didnt have a attack with the amount of bitching
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>>16551883
cose they don't do a performance model in the wagon, i think he wanted to make it look "muscled"
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Ayy lads.

My mates and I went to Thredbo a couple years ago for snowboarding and we wanna go for another trip this year.

It's looking likely that we'll do Thredbo again but i'm curious about the Perisher mountain if that's worth a visit instead?

Has anyone been there in recent years? What advantages does it have over Thredbo?

So far from our research we've gathered that the beginner and intermediate slopes are more varied, and the mountain is a bit higher than Thredbo so the snow is more frequent/better.

Is this correct? Can anyone add any useful information the slopes, facilities, etc? Cheers.
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>>16551717
its not big enough
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>>16551894
oh so your gonna go buy a 100000 el falcon ?
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>>16552046
HI falcunt.
is a el classic?
is it nice?

no dick nose
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>>16552091
yus
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>>16552091
Who do you suppose would buy one for $100k? A museum, private collectors?
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>>16552116
certainly not anyone here despite anons insistence otherwise.
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>Halfway through fap
>Mate rings me up for straya day plans
>Instant limp dick
Every time.
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http://junkee.com/jordan-raskopoulos-reckons-change-australia-day-may-8-maaate/94421

>some fat tranny wants to change the date of straya day to may 8... m8

fucking sjw meem lords

this is our fucking country

fuck this shit
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>>16552185
>Having friends
ha-hahahhahaah

;_;

ill most likely be getting pissed on some sort of something and then run around outside
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>>16552239
>run
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>>16550717
people only buy an AU because they couldn't afford a BA

Dont bother, just buy a BA/BF, because its more than cosmetics. Its also a better interior, better exterior, superior engine, better suspension, better transmission, holds value better, handles better, comfier and theres better aftermarket
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>>16552283
kekked
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>>16552004
Tbqh just go to whichever has better weather. It's always shit if it's raining or foggy.
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>>16552221
Favourite quote I heard today

>"You wouldn't celebrate September 11..."
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>>16552332
They're about 15km away from each other, so the weather will be the same mostly.
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we did it /dat/
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>>16552381
Rb30det swap time?
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>>16552283
>implying elephants cant run
>>16552381
rip valves and seat recession and head rite?

RB30 swap time
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this is the closest ill ever get to a carfag qt
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>>16552418
>>16552404
nah i got a different anchor to throw into it

its just a 245 with a t h i c c cam
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>>16552459
fuck

https://youtu.be/j-gtbGpTteQ

>>16552462
>mfw no money for THICC cams
;_;
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>>16552462
Barra swap.
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>>16552561
i think he wanted to keep it as close so stock as possible.
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>>16552565
Nah, Don't care. Barra swap it.
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Anyone know if Holden's gonna sell rebadged Chevrolet Bolts in Australia?

Wouldn't mind an electric car that can go from Bundy to Brissy on a single charge.
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>>16552582
>Chevrolet Bolts
flopped the first time around m8

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chevrolet_Volt
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>>16552381
woah

had that engine been or fire or hwat
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>>16552615
he said it came out of a paddock basher wouldnt suprise me
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Considering a V36 sometime next year. Is this a good choice or no?
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Bring on the 4 day weekend cunts.
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>>16552574
barra swapping would be amazing imo, but maybe down the track. i dont know the first step for engine swapping, but i would love to do that

>>16552615
the valves are recessed like crazy and it stripped a cam lobe when i got it running. instead of paying over $1000 for head and block work im taking a chance with a used engine from a friend of a friend for $50 and dropping that in instead. I only wanted it for a cheap shit hauler but its turned into a rebuild
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>>16552582
the original ones were sold here in very limited numbers, I wanna say like 30-40 of the buggers.
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>>16552630
>he's not working friday
no wonder the country is going down the crapper
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>>16550709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5zJfhR1AEc
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>>16552678
Unlike half the cunts at work, I've actually organized an RDO instead of just chucking a sickie.
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>>16552678
>working
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>>16552678
i know right honest hard workers like me cant find work and fucking wagies dont even want to work how is this even fair
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>>16552732
Shieeeeet.

Wish they had those up in QLD.
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>>16552678
>working for foreign owned companies a day after australia day
yeah nah get fucked, no matter what aca or turnballs tells you, you take a fucking day off cunt, its australian to do so
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>>16552784
>didn't even have 2 whole weeks off for Xmas break while other cunts took 5+ weeks during the period
>slogging through the heat since I got back after new years
>got enough hours to rack up an RDO
>take it for straya day long weekend

Fuck ya. If you're an honest worker you would have found a job by now, regardless of the work instead of getting drunk every night shitposting on /dat/
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>>16552628
>V36
3,628 lb (1,646 kg) to 4,149 lb (1,882 kg)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infiniti_G-series_(Q40/Q60)#Fourth_generation_.28V36.2C_2006-2015.29
Yeah nah thats hilariously heavy get a 370 or something
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>>16552784
nice try
>>16552857
nah fuck off anyway i wasnt the one you where resonding too but i cant find any work
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>>16552864
Go pick fruit or something with backpackers then cunt.
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>tfw you are fucking around with the interiors and some plastic bit bounces from the panel
>you cant find where it came from or where it belongs
>assemble everything back in place without using the plastic bit anywhere
>everything seems fine
>????
Uhhhhhhh
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>>16552873
i tried, got nowhere whole section got closed down just after i started.

applied everywhere, done work experience out the ass its just if you dont know anyone here you cant get work the nepotism is fucked.
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>>16552876
>Drive over speed bump
>Interior collapses into black hole
You could've prevented this bro
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>>16552882
>whole section

The fuck you on about?
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>>16552894
closed that whole section of the greenhouse as the plants where fucked and had some sort of disease and needed redoing so i was let go was only there less than a week.

Cant find any work since
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>>16552915
>fruit only grows in one greenhouse in Australia that got closed down

You should go outside more mate.
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>>16552921
Mate ive tried EVERYWHERE like all up and down the coast and inland there is fuck all work
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>tfw rear main starting to leak
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>>16552938
Mine had to get done with the clutch.

all thats left is heads + sump gaskit
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>>16552940
Rocker cover or is the actual head leaking?, if it's just a little leak out the head then I wouldn't bother
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>>16552943
nah seems to be something else but it will need to get done when i do cam + heads recond anyway
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https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Mitsubishi-Starion-1984/SSE-AD-4432231

Anyone want to pick this up as a project?
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>>16552956
knock him down a bit for the waterpump and whatever else it needs
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>>16552924
Here's a (You). If you can't even get a cashie job picking fruit you are beyond saving.
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>>16552978
>If you can't even get a cashie job picking fruit you are beyond saving.
Did i ever say i was?
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>>16552857
>cunts taking 5 weeks off over xmas break
>RDOs
>probable army/navy/chairforce detected
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>>16553093
Typical army brat
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>>16553093
You've never held a job have you fucktard? You think that shit is limited to defense forces?
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>>16553128
>You've never held a job have you fucktard? You think that shit is limited to defense forces?
Fuuuck off army brat
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>>16553147
Fuck off falcunt
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>>16553149
>Everyone that doesn't suck your army dick is falcunt
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Has shitposting become a national pastime?
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>>16552981
As someone whose lives and worked in Coffs for years, with multiple employers, you're fucking full of shit. I know some seriously derro cunts with not a single bit of training for certification to their name, not even tafe or high school, and they still found work in Coffs.
Because they don't want to be neet trash, has it escaped your attention that they're building A FUCKING HIGHWAY around here?
There's work planting vegetation on the sides of this highway, there's work pruning the fruit trees (a job I got with ZERO experience in horticulture, which it sounds like you have).
There's work in one of the many kitchens around town washing dishes. In fact if you weren't such I liar I might have considered hooking you up with that.
There's work for The Green Army doing rejuvenation along the beaches.
There's work for the council upgrading the pathways along the beaches.

You need to actual fuck off with this woe is me shit, claiming it's the fault of Coffs Harbour for not having work for you. As a local of Coffs (not bellingen where you're actually from 40km south) I'm fucking sick and tired of every time I come to this thread to enjoy a bit of comfy, you're here trying to garner sympathy like a child with you bullshit stories of woe.
One drive through Coffs and you'll see at lease half a dozen greenhouses just from the highway. If you wanted work you'd have gone to each one of those with a resume and not given up until you had work.
But apparently you've done that, which begs the question, why haven't they offered you employment?
Either you present yourself like a scumbag or otherwise sabotage yourself so that you can look in the mirror and lie, telling yourself that you did your best. Or you are somehow alienating every single potential employer you've met in the area.
Id bet on the former.

Seriously mate, go fucking sort your life out, or do me a favour and stop associating yourself with my home town you absolute fucking garbage human.
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>>16553215
I looked up the cost of skywriting. 3-5k+. Thats dedication to the shitposting cause
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>>16552467
"silvia" fucking rednecks man
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>>16553224
rekt
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>>16552882
Do asphalt work you fat fuck. They are always looking for workers as too many pussys cant handle working with 180 degree mix.

But you'd most prob be one of those cunts who flake out.
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>>16553224
Mate fuck your comfy bullshit boohoo I ruin your thread when every fucking job I apply for I never heard back from.

Yes even picker and farm hand jobs get over yourself .
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>>16553253
Yeah I was gonna go get my cards that's the next thing and also driving Jobs like taxi

You all whinge like I'm a fat fuck who doesn't wunna work lol
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>>16553257
take some fucking responsibility for your goddamn life for once instead of waah waahhing away and blaming it on everybody else.

Want something to change? Fucking do something about it then.

Here's your (You).
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>>16553257
None of what you said here means anything.
You're a liar in denial that the problem is you being a shit human being. You are what a shit person looks like.
I really don't give a shit about you, but you need to stop associating yourself with my fucking town, since you don't even live in it.
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>>16553266
Fuck your shit town up it's ass go get glassed at the Coffs hotel fucknut
>>16553262
>Wagies REEEEE
Wow nice constructive posts there boys
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>>16553270
Don't associate yourself with it then, stay out in Bello then where you belong ya fuckin nobody.
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>>16553276
Dont you tell me what to do you fucking prick i am sick of you cunts shittalking me go get fucked say it to my face or FUCK OFF spineless dog picking on cunts through a anonymous bogan bickering board
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>>16553280
I will be waiting for you in the Coffs Harbour BP car park and I am going to beat the absolute shit out of you. Tell your mates to show up and they can witness me ice the fuck out you, cunt. This is what you get for betraying me. This is your punishment. The only way you will be able to redeem yourself is to defeat me in 1v1 hand to hand combat, and I am going to give you a chance at that. However, I can almost guarantee you that that will be impossible; I am a 3rd dan black belt in drunken wing chun with 17 years experience in teaching chi sao. This is going to be an epic fight. Make sure somebody is there to film this, it will be the Australian car park fight of the year and people can bet on us. See you soon, kiddo.
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>>16553280
What are you gonna do about it?
I don't give a fuck what you do with your life, just delete the word Coffs from your vocabulary because you are not from here, have nothing to do with anyone here and you reflect badly on it.
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>>16553280
>you incite someone to fight IRL
>they agree and want to meet up
>you pussy out

Why even come here?
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>>16553287
>bait taken
>>16553289
Go wrap yourself round the nearest tree
>>16553291
I could ask you the same question.
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>>16553280
Just leave the fucking board then bitch boy, you're so sick of us but actually no one wants you here either.
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>>16553280
No joke you seriously need a kick in the head, just reading your posts gets me so fucking frustrated

You're the most deluded cunt out
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>>16553298
Because you don't talk about cars you just gang up like the little pussies you are.

FUCK COFFS AND FUCK YOU
>>16553301
Wew the irony a brainless faggot telling me I am deluded when I am the wokest cunt here and you all fucking lose your minds because I can't find work boo hoo fuck off to dickscord
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>>16553224
absolutely fucking rekt
hall of fame reply right here
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>>16553306
AHAHAHAHA HE MAD
GOOD WORK LADS
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>>16553308
Cunt this happens once a month here are you new?
>>16553314
Because you derail countless threads instead of just not being a cunt there are plenty of neet poorfags and broke bogan Centrelink car nuts here yet u always single me out good job dickhead
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>>16552467
Fuck the owner was qt
>>16553230
>rednecks
we live in australiaaa
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>>16553224
based
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>>16553320
Nice samefagging IP count hasn't budged all night
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>>16553324
He might have posted earlier in the thread
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>>16553318
There may be plenty of neet poorfags and broke bogan cenno car nuts but you're the most annoying and clueless of them all.
You put on a trip because you think you're special, give shit advice about topics you know nothing about and constantly whine about shit we don't give a fuck about.
And you wonder why we single you out.
>>16553224
Hello I am a samefag and I will say again - F U C K I N G B A S E D
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>>16553329
Anyways I doubt what any of them say because everyone else had to move out of the area (Coffs Bello Urunga Dorrigo etc) to get work at all he's just being a elitist wanker who enjoys shitting on people and calling them a liar instead of helping people.

Typical mid north coast upper middle bogan behaviour I expect nothing less from Coffs.
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>>16553318
>>16553318
I for one have no problem with bludging bogans, only the ones that fucking moan about it for sympathy on a Samoan ice sculpture tools and accessories forum.
That's why you're "singled out".
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>>16553333
Doubles and quadruplets, very nice
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>>16553333
Tell me all knowing anon why are you bothering to reply and write a huge triggered mess and samefagging to the max then call me a loser.

We are on fucking 4chan you cunt don't u get all uppity here
>>16553336
Ok I'll go moan to my non existent friends about my non existent life sorry I come here to vent
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>>16553334
There are 75,000 people in Coffs Harbour alone.
Pretty sure "everyone had to leave to find work" is just the ramblings of an autistic cockhead.
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>>16553340
>We are on fucking 4chan you cunt don't u get all uppity here
I bet you act the exact same irl as you do here mate. I wonder why you have no friends? I reply because it's fun to heap shit on someone less fortunate than me.
Also yes I am a samefag >>16553224 - F U C K I N G B A S E D
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>>16553346
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>>16553352
oh shit I'm so triggered
>>16553224
HOLY SHIT BASED AS MY NIGGER
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>>16553344
So? If it bothers you Coffs cucks so much fucking fuck off this shithole of a site then
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>>16553340
>sorry I come here to vent

This right here is why no one has any time for you. This is not your safe space to vent your angsty shit. Go buy a diary you fuckin soft cock.
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>>16553340
>Ok I'll go moan to my non existent friends about my non existent life sorry I come here to vent
We all have problems cunt, doesn't mean we want to read your shit all fucking day
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>>16553356
We are reaching samefagging level's not thought possible
>>16553358
Whatever go find some other anon to troll
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>>16553360
That's all that had to be said not a fucking 50 post shitwank and dumb crap.
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>>16553358
Fucking this so much.

/dat/ is for cars and for bikes, not for 'gib attention pls I fel teh bads'

Go whine on Facebook or Reddit or something.
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>>16553365
Then go there instead of autistic screeching about my autistic screeching.

You wouldn't all be here if you had anything better to do anyway this is so typical /dat/ crap
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>>16553361
>https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualConversation/
:-)
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>>16553224
Fucking hell, falcunt should just kill himself after that. I sure would if I got so completely and utterly fucking destroyed.
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>>16553379
see >>16553262
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Meh this is gay you are just gonna all bicker and samefagging just talk about cars or something not my fault you're carrying this on.
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>>16553400
:-)
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>>16553400
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>>16553400
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Ok here's a challenge talk about a car anything auto related then kgo I'm waiting
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>>16553413
Whats your favourite shitbox? Just the best cheapo thing to flog up in the touge until it dies, then you change oil and make it go for another 250,000km
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>>16553408
>Not airplane mode
You fucked up
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>>16553415
Not him but pic related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRAa9u4jvuI
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Got an R33 GT-R and I'm getting towards the major service.

Keep the stock turbos, but replace the ceramic exhaust wheels or go for N1 turbos?
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>>16553413
how do you feel abou FALCUNT
fuck I can't do it
>>16553224
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
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>>16553426
wrong place to ask - go to a skyline or gtr forum, not this bosnian falcunt-dogging forum
>>
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>>16553425
Now thats a single pegger
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>>16553431
Shame it sounds like shit
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>>16553439
And now for something completely different
https://youtu.be/8sRHiz7UM-Y
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95MhCNKf7CA
muh fucken dick

really makes me want to get a v12 jag
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>>16553449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fm5k1ntJNBU

Now this is a V8
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>>16553457
Vid related it's my local raceway
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Damn phone https://youtu.be/rPXM0m1q3Uo
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>>16553457
if I put my hand too close to a throttle body would it get sucked in?
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>>16553475
Only if you have bitch hands
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>>16553475
Yes itb THICC succ

Stick it dick in
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>>16553426
Big single, you know you wanna
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>>16553479
fucc now I want to try that
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>>16553483
There's a fat girl joke to be had here.
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>>16553491
Stick a Fleshlight in there and cut the end out so u get dat succc
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>>16553499
Mate, have you ever smelt burning cum? Its not nice.
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>>16553508
fried eggs?
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>>16553510
Burnt tuna and off milk.

Shooting a load on a frypan isnt as good an idea as you'd think
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>>16553512
You're fucked in the head m8.
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>>16553426
As long as you're keeping the twins, upgrade.

It's what your R33 wants too.
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>>16553514
Nah, I was just a curious teen
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>>16553512
ahahah what the fuck dude
nah but cum omelettes
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>>16553516
Did you also suck dicks?
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>>16553508
Nope
>>16553527
Hahahaha

Cum together riiight now /o/ver itb's

https://youtu.be/hoIELQvlP3I

600hp Na is fucking nuts I wunna do a itb build after I get a big cam
>>
Just succc all the bugs in

Dat sound tho https://youtu.be/Ki74ayn4ZLc
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>>16553539
please reply I'm close
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>>16553539
Yes. I am a faggot, all Victorians are.
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Plz no the thread was just recovering

http://www.ebay.com/itm/111473498817

Are these legal in NSW without a box?
>>
new lancer or impreza for 2l?
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>>16553574
for 2L, evo
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>falcunt goes to sleep because the bullying gets too much for him
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>>16553577

pretend evo doesn't exist and I can only spend $25k
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>>16553577
Are most of the crankwalk issues fixed
>>16553580
Nigga I'm the one who wanted to just talk about cars
>>
Any LS fags hanging around ? How good is the stock ls1 intake does it restrict peak flow and rwhp below say 400rwhp? That's my long term goal
>>16553582
R33 gtr
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>>16553584
It's not very politically aware to call people niggas, falcunt
>>16553582
I think the lancer is 2.4 anyway. You can easily pick up an evo for under 25k. Depends tho, do you want rasekar or a daily
>>
>>16553593
>falcunt asks a shit question which definitely has been answered elsewhere and then ignores 2L and suggests something else
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>>16553598
God forbid I wunna talk about cars instead of indulging your weak bait m8
>>16553595
Hay he asked what do to with 25k

The evos might appreciate over time as much as the skyline who knows
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>>16553595

base lancer is 2, the others are 2.4

after new only

if the god of shit cars whispered into your ear tonight that you could only choose a base 2017 lancer or a base impreza 2017, what would you go for?
>>
Please someone help, my car is fucking possessed.

>drove to work today in the vy and park it, everything was fine
>go to move the car on my break
>notice that it seems to be running a little rough I think
>gearbox is making a much louder rattling noise now
>as I take off it starts to shudder and makes clunk noises
>drove it for 2 mins and every time I shifted it was very stiff and would make clunk noises.
>seemed very jolty in general.

But when I drove it home it seemed a little better.
Drove it again 10 minutes ago and it seemed almost fine. Like the engine is a little rough (I think). Shifts are still a little stiff and gearbox is still rattling.

Can anyone give me some sort of explanation before I take it to a box specialist?
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>>16553602
Just curious, why new? And why 2L? Probably go with the lancer, we know they can take a fucking beating since they haven't changed the design for years. That means more parts and cheaper servicing. The impreza is new for this year, that means it hasn't really had the first year issues sorted out, less parts, etc.
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>>16553606
Clutch and slave cylinder fukt

Or is it a 4l60e?

My auto dies the same way the rear most planetary gears and Sun shell grenaded and took the rest of the box out clutchpacks at the same time
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>>16553611

New because I'm going from a 2014 with really low klms and want less maintenance for the next 5 years with a bit more grunt

I could probably get a 2.4 lancer for the same price as a 2.0 impreza. Right now I'm on a 1.4 banger. Was wondering if there was any big engine difference since the lancer was so old
>>
>>16553616
>>16553606
Fuck, forgot to mention it's a getrag.

Does it fucking up all of sudden make sense though?
How much am I looking at to get slave cylinder changed?
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>>16553660
Might need a new clutch as well as throwout bearing so $1200+

Chuck a video clip up of the sound webm that shit clutch is knackered
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>>16553602
Neither, they're both shit.
>>
>>16553713
T. Vapelord sti
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>>16553713

What would you buy for 25k new?
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>>16553224
Fucken saved.
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>>16553280
>say it to my face or FUCK OFF
M8 AussieMuscle wanted to say it to your face but you pussied out.
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>>16553257
Look dude, or mate as this is an aus thread, people here are giving you tough love.
Everybody that wasnt born with a silver spoon went through a period like you are facing now, and the trick is, you have to toughen up.

It sounds strange, but the harder your get the softer life becomes, i bet 90% of your problems will solve themselves if you get a job.
I know it takes down your self esteem for not getting employed for a job that even a monkey could do, but there is your problem.
Your lack of confidence, believe in you, be who you are and show that you got balls. Life ain't black and white, its in colour mate.

No corny ass motivational speech will save you or get you on in life, assholes giving you tough love wont help alot either. You need to recognize the fact that you are profiling yourself wrong, you need to believe in yourself and radiate positive energy instead of negative vibes.

The world is yours anon, not anyone else's.
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Why do you bother making these threads if you literally can't talk about cars without dragging me into it?

There is a reason why every other tripfag and old anons left it's because these threads arnt about cars anymore.

If you want me to piss off why keep bringing every little (you) and retarded samefagging crap up and derail threads waay past the bump limit thereby making me trip up I just want to talk about cars and shit not go through a tsundre autism simulator I get enough of that in real life.
>>16553814
As I've said repeatedly Ive APPLIED for every job I've come across and be it cleaner Macca's or anything else like retail I just can't get anything.

Now that I've said this AGAIN for the millionth time PLEASE Christ ona supercharged boat motor can we talk about cars!
>>
I
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>>16553831
reorganize your resume and appearance, and never give up hope. It can take weeks to get a job, but keep on going.
That's all im gonna say about this. Iv'e been visiting /o/ since 09 and iv'e seen the name falcunt before, i can empathize with your situation, just thought i'd spread some love
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>>16553843
No worries sorry these threads keep shitting themselves

Cheers for the change of pace anyway I'm gonna post dunnydoors and Barras till I pass out
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>>16553681
I'll do this tomorrow morning then.
I know one of the bearings in the box needs replacing but apparently its fine like that, just noisy.

Hopefully you'll be able to hear the noises in the video
>>
II
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>>16553856
Dear God that poor dickford.

Still ain't worth shit either sod ugly cars

GL with the clutch muh dood
>>
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>>16553759

i30
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Ah it's Australia day

The day where I sit at home doing nothing while I watch everyone on facebook either out protesting Australia day, or out partying having fun and listening to the hottest 100
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>>16553906
I'm gonna spend my straya day asleep till 2pm then go get drunk alone on my lawn
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>>16553925
(-_-)
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>>16553925
Put an ef XR front on it
>>
What if xb GTS coupe Front on a fg body?
>>
>>16552340
remove kebab day should be a holiday through the entire anglosphere
>>
FUCK YES CUNTS, NEW ALBUM

http://www.deadkelly.net/

Fuck the gay ass hottest 100 where some gay cunt like Drake will probably win the top spot, gonna crank this shit all day instead.
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Happy 'Straya day anons.
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>Can't find a XR-XY v8 thats less than 20k for a running/driving one.

Well fuck ya then, boomer cucks ruining the dream for me. I was gonna turbo a 351 clevo but naaaaaaaaaa not now. Might as well buy a skyrine or something now.
>>
>>16552859
>lb
>australia

Yeah sure m8
>>
>>16553574
Lancer makes for a better commuter (slightly less shit on fuel) but you're buying the same car as what the 2008 model was. At least the Impreza gets updates every so often.

>>16553584
>4B11
>crankwalk
You dumb nigger.
>>
Anybody else here /1friend/?
>he will buy beer
>I buy sausages, bread rolls snacks etc
>go to his place
>barbeque
>eat some hot dogs, drink beer, talk whatever

It is not some beach party with sexy girls in bikinis and many friends but I think it is better than drinking alone on straya day.
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>>16555772
/0mates/ here

Gonna go back to sleep
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Have no friends and will be staying home today

what should i say to cunts at work tomorrow about what I did on Straya day.

mind you I stopped hanging out with friends like 8-9 years ago so I kind of forgot what it's like and what normies tend to do.

give me something simple, believable and something I won't get caught out lying about
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>>16556088
Say this:

Went over to me mates place and we all had beers and a BBQ until midnight then dropped some skids.

T. Pretend normie

- your friendly /o/tist
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>>16556088
What >>16556133 Said,
but drop the part about skids, they might think your a fuck wit, tho it depends on the demographic Of the people you work with
>>16555772
At least its something, im working nights, so im sleeping thru today
>>
>>16556157
You only ever drop skids around your mates. Or outside your ex's house at 2 in the morn.
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>when the lads dog you
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Fucken Straya day

Fuck yeh straight up 180 and 360's aussie pride way to do burnouts on a small narrow street and a perfect location fuck the neighbors its australia we have the right to do this shit its a free country and a perfect time and nice control love it aussie style good on ya mate
>>
>>16557217
The photos I'm taking aren't cause you're hektik, it's to give to the cops
>>
>internet has gotten so shit this morning
>can't fucking load youtube not even on 480p
>pics on 4chan take fucking forever to load, some stop loading
>everything is so fucking slow
>try to log into my router and it doesn't even fucking let me
FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS INTERNET WHY IS IT SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT
>>
>>16557430
>tfw can only access modem directly with a cable
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First straya day I don't have my skidlais

Cunts fucked
>>16557095
At least u had mates.

I was always the one getting ditched
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>>16557445
>tfw broke my mouse in an autistic rage
>>
>all these lefties on normie book whinging about all the abbos and genocide and shit

Way to be a fucking downer cunts
>>
speaking of Internet, nbn is in my area now but I'm not sure it's worth it

It's a $100 set up fee for month to month or free setup for 18 month contract, but reading the contract terms it says both have a $300 fee on top of it

That's a lot of money and it's not even guaranteed to be fast, any of you cunts got nbn?
>>
>>16557570
Simple just dont go on that part of facebook.

All i have on mine is literally carfag stuff and thats it
>>
>>16557583
I don't. They installed it and then I looked at the plans and read what people have been saying about slow speeds and stuck with telstra because it was cheaper for more data and huge dl speeds. The only thing NBN had over my current plan was upload speeds but I don't do anything that would really need a high upload rate.
>>
>>16557516
How can you be ditched if you have no mates
>>
>>16557839
Lol that sounds like a Haiku

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OyNLWK379E
>>
>>16557891
Do you even know what a Haiku is?
>>
>>16557898
n-no
>>
>when all your mates are on a houseboat and you don't get an invite

No mates now lads, Feels good. I just need a good hobby.
>>
>>16558105
Motorcycles won't leave you, Anon.
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>>16558105
Yikes mate thats fucked.

Lets get pissed and yammer on for hours on a anonymous australian auto board.

Happy Straya day cunts
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>>16558148
u 2 brudda
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>>16558196
cheers mates u all have a good one

may your straya day be full of skids and siiiik burnouts
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>>16558202
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>>16558223
LOL the shonkyness of the perspective makes it even betterer
>>
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>>16558223
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>>16558235
lol you are spending your australia day wisely.

Can i get a XB front end on a Kingswood?
>>
>>16558235
Mazda 3 front on a r33 pls
>>
Wtf is this? I can comment fine. Posting on vodafone btw.
>>
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>>16558235
>it actually looks good
>>
>>16558253
You're posting on the vodafone network and someones been banned on it.
>>
>>16558255
looks like a dodge neon srt4 had sex with a 4th gen camero and that popped out

i like it
>>
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>>16558251
I'll see what I can do.
>>
>>16558281
>FerdCrownvicTURDia
>>
tfw weed damn good coke and flgiht combat sims
straya day cunts
>>
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>>16558251
>>
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Why the fuck is a game set in australia so god damn expensive in australia. just wanna play some forza
>>
>>16558304
because companies know they can ream us up the ass and we will still buy it
australians complain about shit but we never do anything. when americans complain about expensive shit they dont buy it and force lower prices.

import costs, gst, relatively small market size... no excuses. especially when companies like apple pay 1% tax in australia
>>
>>16553906
I brewed a "lets get pissed ale" it will end up at 8%.
Best Straya day activity in a long while.
>>
>>16557430
Stop using poisoned DNS servers.
>>
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>>16558302
>>
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what are some great sydney roads to drive besides the common ones like old pac, nasho, putty, wisemans and bells line?
>>
>>16558343
gotta head at least 80km out of the city if you dont want tourists or police
fuck i hate sydney
>>
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>>16558302
Hahahahahaha. That looks pretty good.
>>
>>16558304
FH3 sucks. It's not even fun.
>>
https://youtu.be/rMdbVHPmCW0
>>16558374
lol this looks awesome i want
>>
>>16558367
i'm an early bird. mac pass, kangaroo valley, galston gorge, winmalee. always empty when i head out.

just looking for a hidden gem.
>>
>change bent swaybar link few months back
>check under car yesterday
>link is bent again
fug
>>
>tfw VE V8's are becoming quite affordable
>tfw I don't think I can live with that enormous A-pillar
>>
>>16558425
That's the price for cheap V8 power, m8. Or go even further back and get a VY.
>>
>>16558425
learn to appreciate the thicc
>>
>>16558436
this just look around it

https://youtu.be/I0AxrOUJ62E
>>
>>16558425
Not even that bad really

you get used to it
>>
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>>16558425
god that interior sucks, better than the same Ford and other chink cheapshit of the era but fuck thats bland
>>
>>16558458
It's just your basic commodore interior, nothing special, commodores never really had great interiors
>>
>>16558425

>this cost $150,000
>>
>>16558425

Most things Holden are overpriced. You can get a FPV Typhoon for less.
>>
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>be me
>have no friends
>people at work are going to ask me what I did on Australia Day

fuck guys I'm in panic mode right now. I don't want to be exposed as a loser.

what do i say. what normally happens at BBQs to make shit believable

what should i say we did at a BBQ.

or tell me what you guys did so I can steal your stories.

I hate public holidays
>>
>>16558503
You don't need to go into detail mate - pro tip: nobody actually gives a shit.

Just say you "had a few bevvies with some mates, nothing big."

They're not going to be like "okay what did you have for lunch? What was the temperature at 3:43pm? What as track number 17 on the hottest 100?"

It's literal work small talk. People really have no interest in what anyone else did, they're just saying it because it's part of the work society and to be polite, and most oftenly people only ask what others did because they want to tell you all about what they did because a lot of people are self indulgent twats.
>>
>>16558503
You have to remember nobody cares what you did, or didn't do.
>>
>>16558473
>commodores never really had great interiors
The opposite when comparing them to fords of the same era.
>>
>>16558529
Fords have better quality interiors at least. The GM plastic in Holdens is depressing.
>>
>>16558534
GM and quality don't mix. the only thing that's reliable in a commodore is the LS engine, and it's not even Aus made.
>>
>>16558503
how was your australa day?
>dunno got too pissed lol
2ez
>>
>>16558503
Got blown playing Fallout 4.
>>
>>16558503
I don't give a fuck and I just told the guys at work that I don't really have a life, I only work with 3 other people and they don't treat me any different knowing it
>>
>>16558503
I washed my car and sat on my ass enjoying getting paid $40 an hr for a public holiday, Took tomorrow off too so I could get paid for sitting on my ass for 4 days.
>>
>>16554701
hottest 100 = play new dead kelly album on repeat about 7 times

been listening since 2am, fucken mint
>>
>>16557583
beats the shit out of adsl

telstra cable has a slightly higher download speed but nbn has way better upload speeds

nbn can be cheap though, since you can always go a 25 or 50mbps plan instead of 100mbps

Isn't the $300 fee some greenfield estate bullshit? I didn't have to pay it
>>
>>16558425
>tfw no calais sportwagon
on my list but i have to buy a house first, reeee
>>
>>16558503
"snags and piss"

what the fuck else happens on straya day?
>>
>>16558590
No idea, I'm with TPG and in the fine print is a $300 new setup fee no matter what plan you take

I don't give a shit about upload, it's the download I want
>>
>>16558598
>what the fuck else happens on straya day?

Invasions.
>>
NEW THREAD CUNTS

>>16558630

>>16558630

>>16558630
>>
>>16558629
I wouldn't consider the British landing on and claiming uncivilized territory an invasion m9, fair enough trying to eradicate the natives is wrong but colonizing unclaimed land isn't
>>
>>16558631
autism anon strikes again
>>
>>16558645
>says the unaustralian poof trigered by early threads
>>
>>16558543
It's Canadian :3
>>
Lol bump
>>
why must you whinge about me ?
>>
>>16559207
nobody was whinging, you're literally crying for attention in a dead thread
>>
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>>16559239
whos the little shit that goes around derailing and making duplicate threads?
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>>16559249
>(you)
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>>16559261
you've already had your (You) you
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