[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >Long weekend edit

Fresh fruit juice

Taurus/AU shooper are you here?
More shoops please

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>>16569605
>want to go out for a cruise
>everyone busy
>everything closed
>no new roads to explore

>>16569656
Buy a 4wd and make new roads to explore.

Then get raped by the police for it but its totally worth it until then

>>16569605
>>'Strayan Cucked as fuck
Hi autistic early posting cucked Falcunt

>>16569605
>Scenic
SCENC

SCENC YOU FUCK HEAD

>>16569605
FUCK OFF FALCUNT

>>16569692
>>16569694
lel

>>16569694
>SCENC
>he doesn't know how to spell scenic

>>16569708
IT'S SCENC YOU FAGGOT FROM THE BEGINNING OF DAT

What's a good under $5k luxury car guys? Any year and any make but Porsche or Audi.

I have to get my first car soon, and the limit is $2500 what would be best? I can get a 1985 300zx for about $1500, would that be a good idea?

>>16569692
I'm pretty sure the autism just revealed itself here
>>16569694
>>16569711

>>16569702
>lol i trol u

Fishing for attention, I see.

Here's your (You), savour it while you can.

>>16569713
Fairlane, Statesman.

>>16569717
FUCK YES DO IT

If I could find one for $1500 I'd buy it asap.

>>16569708
lurk moar

>>16569717
Get a Corolla/323/Laser/Excel/Civic/Pulsie etc.

300ZX's are shit, don't buy into the memes.

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>>16569722
>Ford and GM
>luxury
pick one

>>16569711
>>16569731
I doubt anyone actually knows what scenc means anymore. Nobody from /dat/s creation days is still here.

>>16569733
Enjoy your E36 318i then.

>>16569748
E36 323s and some E46s are in that range. Plus many older Mercedes.

>>16569741
>implying

just because we aren't trip faggot attention whores doesn't mean we've not been here for years

>>16569713
Cheap BMW or Mercedes. Just don't buy from ethnics. Or listen to >>16569722 and get yourself a domestic luxury model. It'll be much cheaper than dealing with the headache left behind by Hektik Habib and his headrag buddies.

>>16569717
It'd be a cool mistake to make, but a mistake nonetheless. If you buy that and spend $1k on a shitbox daily it's workable.

>>16569741
Perhaps not, but it's undeniably autistic to make the thread well before the bump limit for the sole purpose of messing with the OP copypasta.

>>16569713
can you get a G220 for less than 5k?
would be worth it

>>16569857
>it's undeniably autistic to make the thread well before the bump limit for the sole purpose of messing with the OP copypasta.
The OP of the other thread started doing that to fix the OP for the last week or so. What we have here is two autists battling over the OP now.

>>16569864
I've seen some Lexus LS400s and IS200s going for about 5k and under.

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>>16569870
So it's a battle between good autism and evil autism. Sounds like it'd make for a decent flick.

Do you suppose it's actually Fatcunt doing it, or some other cunt doing so knowing people will blame Fatcunt because they treat him like the neet bogeyman hiding under the bed?

>>16569879
which lexus has the n/a auto 1/2jz?
buy that and blow it later

>>16569884
Who knows. That cuck OP pasta had been around for a few months and always gave me a chuckle but then that other OP got mad and went crazy truing to fix things. Who gives a shit honestly? It's the OP post. Have a laugh damn it.

>>16569886
First gen SC 300, IS 300, and GS 300, and that was the 2JZ-GE. Don't know if there's a 1JZ-GE Lexus out there in the first place.

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>>16569901
It isn't that funny, is it? The whole thing seems pretty uncreative to me, especially since its fought over so hard by the autists. More as if one's assblasted enough to change it in the first place, and the second is so bothered as to make threads quicker to counter it.

So then the cuckposter starts making threads even sooner, that is to say before the bump limit, for the sole purpose of putting it up.

At least we haven't had a thread 404 with no replacement for a while. The boys are on point there.

>>16569901
Fuck up falcunt.

It only appeared the last few weeks when you came back and started being a big babby because everyone was sick of your shit

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How does it work? Does it actually work in the first place or are all these pictures staged?

>>16569921
We just have to wait until one of them concedes. The cuck part was funny to me since it is kind of that way with all the cameras and defects and shit.

Testing testing

>>16569717
>>16569857
So as a daily car it's a dumb idea?

>go see a car today
>absolute mint, guy has full service log for the past 20 years and the car drives like it just rolled off the lot
>GF has the shits because 'ids so old1!1'
should i just tell her to fuck off and buy the thing

>>16570052
obvs.
also get a younger gf, tell her she is too old

>>16570052
Absolutely

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>>16570059
this

>driving excel
>plant foot in 1st
>pulling
>pulling
>pulling
>LIMITER
why is there so much power at the limiter? were the hyundai engineers snorting asbestos?

>>16570127
Because you are meant to powershift it into 2nd at that point and keep going bro

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>>16569645
falcunt detripped here please make more

>>16570052
absolutely

>>16570140
Go suck your own dick and die the point of detripping is to not have an identity but NOOOOo you have to still fucking mention LOL falcunt here everyone look at me and my fucking retarded potato face, I hope your fucking mother dies and leaves you without your fucking dole you worthless CUNT

>>16570145
trolled softly

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>>16570145
i havent been here all day ive made like two posts in these threads what are you on about?

>>16570152
SEE. YOU CANT JUST FUCKING FLY UNDER THE RADAR YOU HAVE TO POINT OUT WHO YOU ARE.

UNDERSTEER OFF A CLIFF YOU FUCK

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>>16570157
yeesh somebody's mad im just gonna hang around here and watch you sperg out at everyone you think is me.

t. not falcunt

>>16570163
please stand up

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>>16570165
we're gonna have a potato here

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and now for something completely different

a car

>>16570171
LOOK AT ME
ITS ME
HELP ME
I HATE MYSELF
IM HERE
PAY ME ATTENTION
REAL FALCUNT HERE
HELP ME
PLZ KILL ME

go hang yourself, but dont use rope, you so fuckin fat you need a crane you pathetic piece of abortion. i would tell you to gas yourself, but you'd need enough money to buy 4 cars as one engine doesnt put out enough gas to kill some planet your size.
i will fly to coffs and rape you to death, but you'd never meet me, cose your also the worlds largest living vagina. you just suck people in from the street and eat them whole with that cavernous sarlacc you call a mouth dont you.


die.

>>16570192
Preach it my man. I'll even come and hire the crane for him, better than my tax dollars going to him to blow another gearbox being a retarded fat fuck

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>>16570034
Dont do it OP.
Unreliable, expencive, very old now
Get some other jap car

pic related, car i got for $1500

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>>16570192
Nuclear level mad

>>16570215
Yeah I agree the 300zx isn't reliable to begin with and getting 1500dollar shitbox that's been abused is a bad idea

>>16570171
LOOK AT ME
ITS ME
HELP ME
I HATE MYSELF
IM HERE
PAY ME ATTENTION
REAL ANON HERE
HELP ME
PLZ KILL ME

go hang yourself, but dont use rope, you so fuckin fat you need a crane you pathetic piece of abortion. i would tell you to gas yourself, but you'd need enough money to buy 4 cars as one engine doesnt put out enough gas to kill some planet your size.
i will fly to bello and rape you to death, but you'd never meet me, cose your also the worlds largest living vagina. you just suck people in from the street and eat them whole with that cavernous sarlacc you call a mouth dont you.


die.

>>16570192
>>16570273
new pasta?

>>16570276
Fuck off you'll just eat it you fatcunt

>>16570273
Can we get rapper anon to musicify this. I'll even down some booze and sing it for you

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>>16570278
As someone whose lives and worked in Bello for years, with multiple employers, you're fucking full of shit. I know some seriously dozza cunts with not a single bit of training for certification to their name, not even tafe or high school, and they still found work in Bello.
Because they don't want to be neet trash, has it escaped your attention that they're building A FUCKING HIGHWAY around here?
There's work planting potatoes on the sides of this highway, there's work pruning the fruit trees (a job I got with ZERO experience in whoreticulture, which it sounds like you have).
There's work in one of the many brothels around town washing dishes. In fact if you weren't such I liar I might have considered hooking you up with that.
There's work for The Pepe Army doing rejuvenation along the beaches.
There's work for the council upgrading the pathways along the beaches.

You need to actual fuck off with this woe is me shit, claiming it's the fault of 4chan for not having work for you. As a local of Bellingen (not Coffs where you're actually from 40km north) I'm fucking sick and tired of every time I come to this thread to enjoy a bit of comfy, you're here trying to garner sympathy like a child with you bullshit stories of woe.
One drive through Bello and you'll see at lease half a dozen greenhouses just from the highway. If you wanted work you'd have gone to each one of those with a resume and not given up until you had work.
But apparently you've done that, which begs the question, why haven't they offered you employment?
Either you present yourself like a scumbag or otherwise sabotage yourself so that you can look in the mirror and lie, telling yourself that you did your best. Or you are somehow alienating every single potential employer you've met in the area.
Id bet on the former.

Seriously mate, go fucking sort your life out, or do me a favour and stop associating yourself with my home town you absolute fucking garbage human.

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0yTLufg107J

>>16570289
das racist

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zuf7QPRJUz

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>>16570291
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qxu56SfIBX

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>>16570281
Can I get the original pic of this? Hate the archive colour scheme

>>16570293
This is next fucking level rap mate

>>16570289
>>16570293
>>16570294
This is pretty cringy I wont lie

>>16570293
lel

>>16570295
>i can suck this dick like its fully sikk
gets me every time

>>16570293
saved
>>16570295
Look back through the previous threads in the archive

>Not using 4chan x
>>16570296
holy fuck i had the best idea

dub jimmy over this

https://youtu.be/ki6YTXyITaQ
>>16570297
cheers

>>16570293
guaranteed-rage.mp3

>>16570298
"yo I'm gonna take this cum and put in in my bum yeah"
Gets me everytime

>>16570299
I took the pic on the archives. Its been deleted from the original chins like they do after a week

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Just bought a car lads;

auto 2012 lancer sport, 39k km done on odometer, leather trim and reverse sensors got it down to 13k. what say you? d-did I do good?

no pictures because I just plain forgot to take a picture.

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>>16570311
>13k on a 5 year old lancer

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>>16570311
>auto
>Lancer
>13k
I hope he bought you dinner first.

>>16570311
>auto 2012 lancer
AHAHAHAH
>sport
AHAHAHAHAH
>13K
AHAHAHAHHAHAAH

>>16570311
no

>>16570315
>>16570316
>>16570318
>>16570319
BUUUURN

>>16570316
>>16570318
>>16570319
Almost 3 in a row.

>>16570311
>$13k on a five year old automagic non-Ralliart/non-Evo Lancer

>>16570321
>/dat/ almost counts

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>>16570315
>>16570316
>>16570318
>>16570319
>>16570320
>>16570325
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

>>16570325
Its sport bro, very fast and fwd keeps all the power going ahead while staying economical while I ferry my wives bull to and from his refugee centre

>>16570332
top kek i didnt know it was FWD, i thought it was RWD. just when you think it cant get worse, theres more.

in retrospect are VT commodores still decent or should I look at a VX/VY [spoiler]or anything with a v6 ecotec[/spoiler]

And that's another Scorchers BBL championship win.

Get rekt fgts

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>>16570311

Paying 13 grand for 145HP AT THE CRANK going to the front wheels automatically.

>>16570341
Nope, they only have AWD or FWD, and you need a rallyart or evo for AWD

>>16570293
Can anyone reup this one? I missed it

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Great, the Falcunt autists are in full force tonight.

>>16570357
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Dont mention him and no one will talk about it easy mate

>>16570366
It's not even him, it's the autist that surround him.

Must be the same group as the Jimmyshits.

Falcautistics

>>16570331
What did you expect?

>>16570374
He probably thought "Lancer! That's a cool car that all the cool people have!" and bought it.

>>16570369
Falcunt detected.

Keep refusing to take responsibility for your life and actually doing something to change it, clearly it's working for you.

>>16570374
>>16570382
Now we wait for the evo bodykit and riced rims

windscreen on my car has some long scratches from what i can only assume was the previous owner replacing the wiper blades with sandpaper it never really bothered me but lately people have been pointing it out
is there a way to fix it /dat/ ?

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>>16570311
Jimmy what are you doing?

>>16570383
hilarious
>>16570384
100%^ accurate
he is the only who uses "jimmyshits" these days

>>16570407
Glass polishing kit. How bad is it?

>>16570285
FUCKING BASED

>>16570417
it's pretty bad. previous owner was a woman and i think she just kept using it over and over with a leaf or stick stuck under it. would take a picture but it doesnt show up well on the camera.

>>16570407
Who cares? As long as they don't get in the way of your driving just leave it
You'll have more money left for mawds

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>>16570407
Fixes ice bro

>>16570427
i've never had a real problem with them. just thought I'd see if there was anything I could do about it other than replacing the whole thing (not going to happen)

>>16570424
Yeah get a glass polish kit then and use an online guide to do it. It's what a lot of windshield places do instead of replacing the entire windshield (which is a last resort).

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>>16570429
i saw this going round on fb when murican winter was about to hit. so many people believed it.

mine isn't as bad sort of hilighted where my damage is

Speaking of windshields, is there some stuff I could put on my wiper blades to make them smoother when I use them? They drag just a bit and I want that nice smooth feel. The blades are new btw.

>>16570444
fuck right in the middle? that would piss me off every day
fix it for the sake of your sanity

>>16570445
cum

>>16570446
it doesn't bother me only time I've ever noticed it is when driving directly into the sun or when a passanger points it out to me

will look into a polish kit for it though

cheers for the help

>>16570450
Supercheap has a sale on this weekend I think so check them out. I've seen a kit or two instore.

http://www.dailyautocare.com/remove-light-and-deep-scratches-from-windshield-glass/

Some info for you.

>>16570458
excellent thanks for the tip anon

>>16570445
jizz

>>16570445
Buy new wiper blades, they are not super expensive.

>>16570450
Glass is very difficult to polish. At best you'll wear an uneven spot into thrle glass.

>>16570447
>>16570461
great minds splooge alike

>>16570464
For whoever replied to me.

>>16570465
The blades are new.

>>16570474
Get a better window washing liquid for your squirters retard. Water is crap.

>>16570476
Should I should put on some Rain X and be done with it?

>>16570480
Yep. Works good, You hardly use wipers anyways and when its raining all the water will clean your windows properly but even after it rains i use windex or something to clean my windows.

>>16569092

Valiant anon has given up on his Valiant and is trying to sell it but he knows what he got.

>>16570552
Lol its a rusted out ex paddock basher with a engine swap

its probably knackered

>>16570552
does he know hes got a literal cuck machine? every post he does is about it fucking up

>>16570558
I reckon he should keep it and work on it slowly but get a more reliable daily.

How easy is it to import cars from grorious nippon into straya? It's not too bad here in the UK, just that shipping cost is expensive and generally insurance will laugh you off the phone if you're not old as fuck.

You can just drive them without any modification I imagine, whereas they need to be converted to MPH speedo and have a rear fog fitted here.

>>16570568
your the pomanon right?

Here its a massive pita

>first it has to be on the SEVS list
>then it has to be converted, dash and everything else
>then it has to pass complience and emissions and other checks
>???
It costs ALOT of money.

>>16570572
At least we can. Got our glorious JDM GTRs yo

>>16570572
Alternatively, if 1989 or older, the compliance is a lot less stringent and it's cheaper. The cars are usually a bit more expensive though

>>16570574
saw a mint white aristo in urunga today i want itt
>>16570577
noob here isnt that similar to the yank 25 year rule?

>>16570579
Not really, it just means that older cars are a lot easier to import than SEVS

>>16570584
i only own old 90's shitboxes

ALRIGHT.
we choose one state to remove completely.
AUS will still exist, but that states influence/jobs/culture etc. will be removed

what state do you choose.

my choice is VIC.

and im keeping score

>>16570611
ACT

>>16570611
>act
>vic
>nt

>>16570611
Victoria
start with Melbourne

>>16570572
why does the dash have to be converted? You drive on the same side and use the same units? Here you can literally just convert the needle to point at the number in mph instead of km/h

>>16570611
ACT

>>16570627
sorry bud had a brain fart.

>>16570630
>>16570626
>>16570623
>>16570619
politicians are assumed to be in there home state

>>16570634
Victoria all the way bby

>>16570634
Fine you pedantic cunt. Cucktoria then

>>16570634
Nah, just wait until they're all in Parliament

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>>16570646
F

vic x 4
act x 3


close race

>>16570647
nah ur doing it wrong

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behold

>takes out most of the east coast over a long period of time thereby causing maximum prolonged pain

>>16570650
>changing the goal posts
Yeah nah get fucked

>>16570657
heres the link go nuts

http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?&kt=100000&lat=-37.8136276&lng=144.9630576&airburst=0&hob_ft=0&casualties=1&fallout=1&fatalities=1854058&injuries=1012390&psi_1=3823777&zm=7

>>16570654
>>16570657
My god. I am fully erect right now. All hail our nuclear overlord

>>16570660
the idea isnt taking out pollies, you can do that from a hill with a rifle if you want.
the idea is to remove a contaminating state

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>>16570663
one sec im gonna drop 10 nukes
http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/?t=92cd2bb2fd3f26b4581ba07ca46413c9

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The correct answer

>>16570665
Stop trying to twist it into your own preference and moving the goal posts.

You asked, we answered.

ACT is kill

>>16570675
does that at least get rid of the chinks?

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>>16570675
WRONG

>>16570684
lewl

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>>16570684
suck it china

http://nuclearsecrecy.com/nukemap/classic/?lat=35.86166&lng=104.19539699999996&zm=4&kt=1000000000

>>16570697
Add in india bro, if you are going to nuke shitcunts do it right

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This could work

>>16570700
then melbourne wins

>>16570699
nah the fallout will get them i cant calculate it on the old version

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>>16570295

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It's the only way.

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>>16570311
>>16570331
Why would you do this to yourself? Spending that much on a used base model Lancer. It probably would've cost you about $15k for a brand new one during the EOFY sale.

Should've gone with the manual 2.4l model at least. Mitsu CVT autos are total dogshit but their 5spd is great.

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>>16573052

>>16573052
>>16573059
>5 speed in 2017
Yeah, This is why I bought a Mazda.

>>16573214
There is nothing wrong with 5-speed manual transmissions.

>>16573398
6 speeds are better though.

>>16573409
Not necessarily. They offered the Evo IX with 5MT and a 6MT in the top trims. It wasn't uncommon for owners to "downgrade" because the 5MT was more durable.

I'm not in a position to say whether or not Mazda manual transmissions are good or bad, but the 5spd manuals in the Lancers are bombproof.

are 7A-FE gud

>>16573811
Compared to what?

They're reliable, they work.

>>16573826
are they gud compared to walking

>>16573857
Most definitely.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqneK_SuBwM

Jimmy

Reminder that this is the worst thread on 4chan.

C A N C E R
A
N
C
E
R

>>16574185
You clearly haven't seen much of 4chan.

Hey do any of you guys know what happened to hennostream? site is down and when I went to check the >reddit it says it's private and I need permission to access it

>>16574284
He was retarded and had a business named under hennostream or something and people found out where he lived and he went to jail.

>>16574318
Lol why would he go to jail?

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Which one of you cheeky cunts is this?

postiem8 that wasn't very nice
i was just meming, no need to have a sook

>>16574318
fugg, what we gonna do now

>>16574393
I unbanned you.

>>16574399
Idk, No UFC streams either. He must have been raking in a fair amount of $.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/JDM-Fender-Flares-UNIVERSAL-Wheel-arch-SET-2-wide-4-pieces-/141893551180

How do these things work?

>>16574408
nah m8 i see how it is
i thought you loved me

>>16574393
what's the goss? what happened?

>>16574413
I'm not postie.

>>16574414
my boyfriend dumped me

>>16574425
who r u

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>>16574284
r.i.p. henno

>>16574393
>posting about discord in /dat/

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How do y'all go with job interviews and such?

>>16574442
idk, ask falcunt. he is the master at job interviews.

>>16574440
/dat/ and discord aren't related. people who talk like they do on /dat/ in discord they're certainly gonna get banned.

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>>16574445

Not sure who that is but I hear everyone talk about him alot.

>>16574452
>/dat/ and discord aren't related.
exactly

>>16574457
How new are you?

>>16574434
Kind of autistic to do that.

I watched from the beginnings of Henno, and initially he only asked for donations to cover the cost of better equipment and stuff. But it was never in your face or anything. Would always show the streams entirely, would have a bit of fun with the viewers but not at the sacrifice of the stream. Was really good at triggering the Hamilton haters and that just made streams better.

what did bumblebee fag do?

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>>16574462

First week or so, mate. Didn't even realize we had an /o/ board let alone a daily aussie thread. I mostly frequent /b/, just like to get occasional memes to repost on facey

>>16574452
>/dat/ and discord aren't related.
Yes it is, same people, same interests. You're ALWAYS going to get crossover.

>>16574475
see >>16574452

>>16574481
it's not really the same people anymore it hasn't been for months

>>16574478
Lol. https://discord.gg/KPay6 Join discord before you get ruined by /dat/ shitposting.

>>16574481
Doesn't mean we want to be associated with you autismos. We weed out the retards and keep the normies.

>>16574475
i literally just said
>implying s13s are used for anything other than drifting
and
>thanks for the (you)s to postiem8

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>>16574452
>people who talk like they do on /dat/ in discord they're certainly gonna get banned
Dickscord boys can't handle the bants.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-gtbGpTteQ

>tfw no ricer gf

>>16574478
What do you drive, mate?

>>16574487
>We weed out the retards and keep the normies
Then stay on the facebook page dip shit

>>16574452
Nah they arent related, its just a /dat/ discord

>>16574546

I thought the FB group got shutdown?

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>>16574500
>TRIGGERED
he's a know it all autist, fuck him

>>16574552
he's canadian i don't blame him

>>16574552
he does know what he is talking about usually

>>16574552
>falcunt still butthurt

>>16574504
i want that stance

>>16574475
if you're in discord just scroll up
literally not a single useful post

>>16574573
He'll never not be butthurt.

there's a fire that'll never burn out.

>>16574638
its called shiteposting
i'm not the only person on the discord to do it lad

>>16574653
it's literally all you do though
you're not coming back until we see a proof of age card

>>16574657
>it's literally all you do though
who are you again?

>>16574661
the owner and proprietor of discord

>>16574662
your username i mean

>>16574666
when you're old enough you'll understand

>>16574675
well fuck me i'm no discord expert but if ya don't like me then i'll leave it at that and cause no further drama
but if i were you i would advise against bringing in more canadians into the discord as they seem to be the first to snap against banter
i'm 20 btwtbqh

cheerio

>>16574638
>pro tip

None of them are

He got banned for literally nothing and someones high ego

>>16574687
keeek i'm not even in discord mate i'm fucking with you

>>16574687
bumblebee you will be missed :(

>>16574693
you got me but i still think i'll go

>>16574661
some newfag who thinks 4chan is reddit

>>16574666
Nice trips. He likes poo.

>>16574552
>tfw went to highschool with him

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tl;dr

Dickscord is like Melbourne and /dat/ is the rest of Australia. Same sense of snobbery and superiority as your typical "progressive" Greens voter.

Unlike Melbourne however, Dickscord seems to be bleeding into the rest of the community like internet Sudanese raiding parties.

>>16574762
So discord is car culture and /dat/ is autists pissing themselves over Jimmy and Falcunt?

Brb, moving to Melbourne.

>>16574762
you've made melbourne sound good. dat has been shit for a while now.

Can i make much money if i buy a restored HJ ute for 6k? Probs buying it even if it's worth fuck all.
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-view-details.html?adId=1137384430

Anything i should watch for on this

>>16574762
We aren't all bad. Some people just take it far to seriously.

>discord cucks thinking they're elitists because muh sekrit klub

>>16574914
>secret
Nothing secret about it. Go on and don't be a retard and that's all there is to it.

>>16574933
>retard

no, it's conform to muh authority or get banned.

the amount of retardation that gets posted there is insae but because you're all in your butt buddy friend squad nobody cares, you just all jerk each other off

>>16574939
Oh I see, you don't play by da rules cuz they fo fools.

You're cool :)

>>16574939
man i didnt get baned last night, and i was shit faced shit talking all night

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>tfw to intelligent to have a gf

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>>16574284
>>16574434

One time when I watc watching Hennostream he put "LOL" on the screen during a UFC piracy warning.

When he was exposed by /F1/, he shit his pants so hard that he got google to blur his house on street view.

>>16574973
>when I watc watching

*when I was watching

typing is hard amirite guise?

>>16574939
Falcunt detected.

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Bought a manual car but suck at it since ei never learned.

Whens the best time to shift down and what's the best way to do it?

also how do i control the car better for maneuvers and parking. being in 1 and R feels way too fast

>>16575032
The clutch isn't an on/off switch, falcunt

>>16574791
>So discord is car culture
Rolled in with all the other shit. Brutal HWP, loony lefties infesting academia, and mandatory feminst brainwashing in high school,

>http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/boys-face-compulsory-feminism-programs-in-state-schools-across-victoria/news-story/1769cee445c1bc99cc2c62658dc9f6f0
>http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/fighting-school-sexism-feminist-theory-hits-classrooms-20151030-gkn7an.html

>>16574797
It's not a bad analogy, actually. There's more dedicated car talk there than on here, but you've got cunts taking the whole "super special sekrit club" thing far too seriously.

I maintain that the only real contribution of value to Aussie culture from Melbourne was Angela White and she's gone and fucked off to the States.

>>16575029
who cares who posted it, the fact of the matter is that it's true and none of the modcucks can dispute it

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>>16574952
>Fatcone.jpg

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>>16574939
You sound salty as fuck about it. Just let them ciirclejerk in peace.

So I have had a TX5 turbo sitting in the backyard for about 10 years.

Been sitting out in the open sun and rain. paint is peeling the wheels are probably bent from sitting in the same spot for ages.

Is it worth making this a project car for someone has never worked on a car or really knows much technical stuff about cars.

What's the worst that it could be if it's been sitting in this way for so long?

Can't remember exactly why my bro stopped using it but apparently it made a loud bang sound on the free way and had no power at all on his way home.

Or is it worth stripping it apart and study the insides to learn what does what and transfer said knowledge to current cars I'm driving. like do pretend common fixes and changes.

if so where should I start?

https://au.tv.yahoo.com/plus7/live/

Federererer v Nadalalal

Get amongst it lads

>>16575118
I can't wait until Tubururur and Hegelelele next week!

>>16575121
>forgetting about Yadadadada and Fikikikiki tomorrow

>>16575091
Figure out why it went bang and if it's saveable reshell the good bits into another car.

>>16569717
Fuck no. Get something reliable and newer. Get a fun car as your second vehicle.

>>16570052
What is it?

>>16570311
I drove a manual Lancer Hatch once.
I planted my foot and it felt like I was going for a cruise. Absolutely no power, horrible choice.

Do you guys follow the speed limit? What are the punishments if you're caught speeding?

>>16574743
was he as autistic then as he is now?

>>16575141
death

>>16575131
What's the best way to figure that out?

Also what cars would take Telstar parts?

think it's not worth using this body cos it's been sitting out for too long?

Which parts would be most likely saveable?

>>16575195
the telstar was just a rebadged Mazda 626 wasn't it?

>>16575140
What did you expect from a 4cyl FWD A to B commuter?

>>16575208
i thought that was the probe?

why do all these cunts feel the need to go to fed square and shit to watch the tennis?

it's not like they are there at the stadium or anything experiencing it

>>16575213
the Probe was an MX-6 afaik

>>16575209
About the same as my gfs 2006 Ford focus, but it was worse than that.

>>16572533
>suck my dick like its fully siik
Lol it was funny in fat pizza and its still funny now

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comically early new thread actually made by yours truely this time

>>16575252


>>16575252
>>16575252

>>16574374
i swear ive seen that piece of shit near blackwood before

>>16575268
It's Jimmys. Yall might be too new to remember but he had a meme AU for a while.

>>16575268
wew didnt see that

>>16575271
Did he actually shell out for the custom plates too, or did those come with the AU?

>>16575271
His was a darker blue than that, which you'd remember if you weren't Falcunt, Falcunt.

>>16575274
Came with it. He loved memes.

>>16575276
i havent posted here for like 2 days

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>>16575271
its not jimmys you fucking meme spreading cunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCpVZB898eI

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>>16575302
>mfw no 380 ralliart supercharged
https://youtu.be/AFmRnuYnevI
;_;

how reliable was quadtech ?

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Don't really watch tennis.

Why does the media seem to favor Federer?

Is Nadal a dick or something?

I always thought Nadal was the underdog challenger but it seems he has won more when they face off

>>16575315
sports is fucking boring post cars

https://youtu.be/Z4Ft6DPtEhc

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>>16575314
Dunno, the only complaint I've ever really heard about the AWD Magna was that it only came in automatic. Surely, a manual swap would be possible; the Kiwis do it all the time with the Legnum VR-4.

Whatever the case it was a mistake not to continue using Quadtec with the 380.

>>16575255
FUCK YOU

>>16575326
i had the biggest hardon for the magna and 380 back in the day i loved the 380 especially.

Wanted a AWD Supercharged one for the longest time but yeah the auto's in them SUCKED, even drove one with a CVT it sucked.
>mfw i pick up my dunnydoor hopefully next week
wew
e
w

https://youtu.be/FPel1CFj95M
>>16575327
>itbegins.spam

>>16575334
ONLY IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A GOD DAMN FUCKING CUNT

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>>16575334
To be fair you are asking for it.

>>16575343
seriously what did you mean by that autismjimmymuscles.discord

>>16575346
all i did was troll discord and get b& but to be honest this guy whos spams in all caps and the others who shitpost long asshurt essays have always been here.

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>>16575349
No one aside from the Dickscord lads give a shit about what goes on there. It's the general cuntery of everything else.

>>16575349
all caps fuck off guy is jimmy posting as anon

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>>16575353
i didnt like how restrictive it was there.

Sure i have to put up with spammers but 4chan x takes care of them
>>16575356
>it doesnt matter who we are
what matters is our spam

>>16575356
no its a few people

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>>16575361
>i didnt like how restrictive it was there
So why bother with them in the first place? I mean, I'm all for kicking the anthill every now and then but you've been carrying on almost as much as they have.

>>16575361
>i didnt like how restrictive it was there.

No, you didn't like the fact you couldn't treat it like your personal dumping ground.

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>>16575371
wasnt gonna find out till i did.

Turned out the eliteism and baffoonery was the exact crap i wanted to avoid from old private forums, clans and that sort of shit, wasnt for me.
>>16575382
(You) literally

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>>16575398
>I don't like the smell of shit
>why does this sewer smell like poo?

Should've known what you were getting into, Fatcunt.

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>>16575407
how would i have known? I literally never tried discord before that

postiem8 and lexcen are cool

>>16575411
You make it sound like you left by choice. You were cast out because you sperged out when given advice and your autism couldn't handle a dose of truth, that you are in fact just a shitty nobody.

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>>16575436
anyway if you want to talk about cars and jews head to the new brea

>>16575445
Do us a favour and scuttle this one proper, then. We're only a few shitposts from the bump limit.

guys im transitioning right now to become jimmysexual. ive grown a moustache, bought a black cap and a few blue shirts. how do i full become jimmysexual??

>>16575457
Buy an Astra and set it on fire at a SA meet.

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>>16575454
k ill detrip

>>16575457
please suck me off at the very next station plz plz

https://youtu.be/C2lJe9zKgFs

Anon
Falcunt
Anon
Falcunt
Falcunt
Falcunt
Falcunt
Falcunt as anon
Falcunt
Anon
Anon

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>>16575630
pretty much

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>>16575290
Nah that's not Jimmy

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>>16575662
thats not a real jim

>>16575664
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/683079077#p683086117

>>16575664
I know, kind of why I said "that's not Jimmy".

>>16575662
i know its not jimmy cunt, im just memeing like you

I have an engine that spun 2 connecting rod bearings, the crank is junk, but would chucking new bearings on the old rods onto a new crank be fine? I don't feel like paying Jew Pull It 56 dollars for 4 pistons and rods

>>16575681
meming badlym8

>>16575693
its probably fucked m8 get a new engine

>>16575693
Swap in a better engine from the era, no point putting the same junk back in.