Whores at car shows and meets

>>16538835
idk but i want to fuck the bitch in your picture hth

>>16538841
>hth
what the fuck is this some new millenial anagram

>>16538847
You seem like a bitter person

If she's not in the drivers seat I don't care.

Thiccqt car grills are so rare there where more girls around my old hobbies like PC lans and shit

>>16538856
I am confused as well. what does it mean?

>>16538856
Not really I make a lot of money going to shows and taking pictures. I just wonder what the appeal is. Even 14 year old me didn't care at all about the girls and just wanted to go for a ride.

It is actually kind of annoying and I get secondhand embarrassment for the girls having to ask them to move away, out, off of the vehicle because they are visibly put off by it.

>>16538861
"Hope that helps" ? Guessing

because cars are for men and men like looking at women constantly

duh

Lol op must be limp dicked

Women are the best advertisement for men's stuff
Do you see pig ugly bitches working in nice bars and clubs, cafes etc? Nah, good looking women in tight clothes

Guy's go to car shows to see cars and to see women in skimpy clothes having wet tshirts contests
Maybe you should have been born before 1998

>>16538891
honestly tho I feel bad for people who are over like 16 and still havent matured past this point

>>16538891
>Guy's go to car shows to see cars and to see women in skimpy clothes having wet tshirts contests

t. never been to a car show

It's literally all pig ugly cunts like the pie faced chick in the op

>>16538891
do you work for Fiat?

>>16538835
Paid to hang on the ricemobiles at care shows so guys will think women like these. IRL only dates guys driving pimped out Caddys.

THICC
because I don't particularly care about riced out pieces of shit that never hit the track

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>be at a local cars and coffee
>leave my friend with my car and tell him to lock the doors if he decides to wander off
>come back from the other side of the lot to check on my car and talk to some lookers
>my friend is talking to some dude nearbdy
>some random girl in a bikini is inside the fucking car
>have no idea who she is
>say what the fuck are you doing? get out now
>she gets out
>steps on the handbrake lever
>it bends and snaps
>jams
>come the closest I've ever been to punching a woman in my life
>just scream at her instead
>she runs off crying and security comes back and tells me to leave immediately

tl;dr I got booted from a local cars and coffee because some bimbo bitch broke my handbrake

>>16539019
>be security
>local business let some punks trash the parking lot
>your domain
>nice young woman with large tits asks you to help her
>she points at some autist flailing in the distance
>perfect

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>>16539039
fucking rent-a-cops

>>16538835
who is this jizz whizz?

They are really awkward. I wish they weren't there. I just want to look at cars and sit in them. I wish they would get knowledgable old guys instead. that would be really cool

>>16539062
>at car show
>looking at X new model
>titty monster appears
>"want to hear about our new model?"
I came here for cars, not to spill spaghetti

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>>16539062
>I wish they would get knowledgable old guys instead

FUCK.

>every ricebox has a knowledgeable old man on a stool next to it ready to tell everyone that looks at it exactly what's wrong with it and why it's actually a piece of shit

>>16539062
or just have the design and engineering team on the show floor. imagine picking their brains on why they made certain decisions?

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>>16539072
I accidentally said "not from you" to one before. She just just sort of said "okay" and and kept smiling. It was terrifying.

>>16539075
kek

Models are one thing but actual car girls that are into the scene usually get passed around like a hot potato

>>16539092
Yandere booth babe sounds scary as fuck

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>>16539095
>car girls that are into the scene
ruin the scene

>all those cars keyed because a salty bitch convinced someone to

Looking at you Violent Clique

>>16539095
n33t virgin autism/o/ here how true is this?

>You will never have a qt grill carslut change your oil then change your cars oil

>>16539154
every car girl is

>that girl whose dad was into cars and wanted a son but pushed her towards cars since he got a daughter: may or may not be legit badass with passion for cars
>that hot girl who got into cars for attention and ends up causing drama over bullshit on a regular basis because thirsty car guys
>that girl that is into cars but is just a ricer and will get offended if you dont agree with her sense of style
>that woman who is into cars but shes like 40 and only likes classic American V8s
>that girl who is honestly into cars and working on them and will never be into you

>>16539228
You forgot about bike chicks.

>>16539019
>broke your handbrake lever

Hows that even possible?

>>16539107
LOL fuck Violent Clique.
They think their group is the shit but they're all bitches IRL if you've ever talked to them.

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>>16538835
>He doesn't let them stand on his hood
Plebian taste t b h f a m

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>>16539378

>>16539374
>>16539378
someone needs to grab her legs and pull really fucking hard

>>16539374
>>16539378
>>16539388
I don't allow crossdressers anywhere near my cars

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>>16539388
>He doesn't let them step on their seats

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>>16539409
>>16539388
>>16539378
>>16539374

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>>16539409
>He doesn't let them leave assprints on the trunk
S M F H T B H F A M

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>>16539435
They just wanna have fun! Why would you ruin their fun anons??

>>16539399

>her

>>16539019
Why didn't you use the situation to put your penis inside of her?

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>>16539443
WOW! It has 5 doors??!

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>>16539456
How do you use this thing??

>>16538958
Do you see the boobs? Guys aren't looking at her face I can tell ya that much

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>>16539435
holy shit that white balance is fucking hilarious. She looks like a character from the simpsons.

>>16539480
"""""She""""" is probably under a high pressure sodium light so the yellowish orange color makes sense

>>16539486
yeah but clearly just a shitty photographer for not changing his color balance under that lighting.

>>16539515
True, but I'm pretty sure it was just some dude with a Samsung Galaxy/Note
But you're right, still lazy

>>16538870
>Even 14 year old me didn't care at all about the girls and just wanted to go for a ride.
I'll give you a ride

Post boipucci

>>16539515
>not just adjusting exposure then and fixing the balance in post

>>16539228
You forgot about the autistic chick who browses /o/ and shit posts about the gtr being faster than the corvette

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>>16539388
>>16539378
>>16539374
This grill has benis

>>16539228
>mfw the last type of girl is my gf
she enjoys washing my DD shitbox more than me and helps me do basic maintenance
she wants an R32 GTR for herself once we settle in somewhere
...and a replica of the barbie beetle o.O

>>16539388
lol...rip paul walker

>>16541674
post dick?

>>16539087
All the engineers are just as autistic and spergy as all of you

t. Automotive engineer

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>>16538835

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don't you talk bad about muh wife.

>>16539480
Not only that, but such a poor ISO. Probably some nerd on auto mode.

>>16538958
holy fuck, you're gay buddy.

>>16539374
He needs a swift kick in the nuts for standing on a car.

>>16539228
Tfw I got home from work and my had pulled the head off of her Jeep to replace the head gasket.

>>16538841
tits too big, 1/10 wouldn't even be able to get a boner

The best drivers have flat chests. This is actually a fact. Men are normally so good at cars because they have no tits.

>>16543426
I really don't think so.

>"Tell me, how do you select gear ratios for each car?"
>"well, actually, you see, nozomi is actually the be....excuse me, you had an, uh, question? i don't know, that's that stupid idiot who likes maki's department. hey fred!"
>"fuck you dan maki is the best!"
>"you're a tasteless faggot, fred, and 3 and 4 are too far apart you MPG loving piece of tree hugging shit"
>"MAKI IS PURE DAN"

>>16538835
They say homely girls make for the best wives. If nothing else they make for a good screw if you show up in an R or S-chassis.

>>16538870
>I get secondhand embarrassment for the girls having to ask them to move away
>>>/r9k/

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>>16539228
>>that girl who is honestly into cars and working on them and will never be into you
fuuuuck ;_;

>>16543426
>design review run by Joe q public

fuck that shit

>>16538891
Thats just bogan things like summernats..

These are the same people who think painting blue flames on a pink car is the epitome of style and walking around in singlets and thongs is classy.

The same kind of people who make lots of money in the mines and imstead of buying a nice car like a mercedies they spend 100,000 trying to make a 5,000 dollar pos kingswood or commodore the most awesome car on the planet.

>>16538835
What I know is the only good shows don't have show girls.

>>16543532

hehehe under rated post

>>16547617
Great now I have to find seal porn what has this place done to me

>>16539228
Id settle for a milf if she understands the greatness of American V8s

>>16547025
My sides

>>16548328
Women with genuine interest in guy thing's don't really exist.

Other anons wrote it better but it's true even most men have no clue about Jack shit and are just as stupid.

Wall-efication is upon us

>>16548328
Yeah, greatness

>heavy
>sound like shit
>can't beat a 1.3 liter rotary

>>16548357
Doritos so good they haven't made a new engine in over 10 years

>>16548382
>shit mileage
>shit for emissions
>shit reliability
>premix

Gee I wonder why

>>16548386
They seem perfect for track work and shit but not daily driving

>>16539228
>>that girl who is honestly into cars and working on them and will never be into you
lmao know one of them and she's into me.

also had a qt3.14 virgin 9/10 gamer grill

>>16539443
>>16539435
>>16539409
who cares its a shitty econobox FF for ricers

>>16548479
Wew are u purepwnage?
>>16548483
If a bitch did that to my car id kick her off

>>16548485
>Wew are u purepwnage?
no i have personality and am not an autistic busrider benchracer.

>>16548492
And?

Personality got me nowhere in 10 years except facebook ads and PC questions.

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>>16548479

>>16548502
not him but it helps to actually go out and talk to girls youd be surprised at how easy it can be

but what do I know Im an aromantic asexual and talk to everyone the same way

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>>16548537
Still triggered me

>>16548569
Maybe that's my problem too idk I just don't trust anyone anymore Ive been like this for a long time.

Guess what's wrong with me is exactly that and I'm still here a decade later.

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>>16547148
>Being straight

>>16545339
Rockabilly style is cancer in its purest form

>>16548602
Ironically my cousin's gay and he's happily married.

He's literally a gay bizzaro version of me haahah

>>16548604
agreed desu

>>16548604
it would be nice to look at classic American cars without some tattooed up fat girl dressed like a 50s 16 year old for sure

>>16538835
Because a hot girl on a very expensive sports car [heart eyes emoji]x10 OMG OMG OMG, I WANNA FUCK HER AND CUM ON HER FEET XDD

Tl;dr they are meant for the brain dead dudebro

>>16548479
I bet you also have a 10 inch dick and make $300k a year?

>>16548809
yep. i work as a fry cook at Wendy's