What kind of car is best for pulling slags?

foxbody

Leaf fag here. I find it ironic and hilarious when britfags call Americans fat. You're both fucking disgusting. If their teeth are that fucked I shudder to think what their cunts must be like.

Anything with over 50hp?

>>16477245
Vauxhall Corsa

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Something like this.

>>16477265
leaf-fags are either lumber-jacked or fatasses who don't leave their home.

A miata with stick. So she sees you know how to handle your stick.

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truck
jeep

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>>16477245

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white benz with black rims

>>16477245
Sex spec wrx

>>16477702

This.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHbNuyubhz0

You could drive a fucking Beemer and still get no puss if you're an absolute sperg like that Rodgers guy

>>16477245
nice slags

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>>16477245
>cant help but look at women and think of them without makeup or push up bras

No wonder you guys have to be blackout smashed to think these lizards are bangable.
Waking up next to that must be awful.
Even with makeup they look like tranny clowns.

And as far as "sluts" go, you dont need wheels to snag them.
Ive stood idle as these "women" hang off the arms of flea and std riddled neet "men".
Id glady beat my dick alone for 1000 years than contract whatever std or hellspawn these ladies call "love".

Women are way more shallow than men.
A decent car may take a few years to afford with bills alongside.
Some biceps and a decent stomach takes a few months. Stick with that, as im sure youre 17 anyway.

Micra

manual tran car with high torque

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E36

that belly on the middle one, though
fuckin cute

>>16478866
This

>>16477245
Are the British even human?

>>16477268
I've got a vehicle like this, and I spend less than 12 hours depressurization from pussy every week.

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Easy as fuck with this bb

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>>16477245
ausfag here poms do things to my willie

their horrid fashion sense just makes me harder

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>>16479009
bloody vl poster fack off to ur containment board

>>16479014
THIS
6/10s are my fetish

>>16477245
literally just a working car itself is off to a great start.

>>16478866
>>16478898
samefag

>something in a lot of commercials on regular tv
>something notoriously expensive

jesus christ, the one in the center and the one on the right. very cute. would blow a load between those cheeks

>>16478866
Can you please stop posting ricer stanced trash in every single post you make?

>>16477269
I was gonna say the only guy I know who drives a leaf is a line tech who's other car is a screaming Evo but then I realized you were talking about canadians

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>>16477265
American's are both fat and have bad teeth.

>>16481080
That's his m3 lol

>>16481127
You actually have to go to the dentist to get your teeth treated

>>16478647
FEELS BAD MAN

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Here ya go OP
>>16477462
Also this
>>16478665
This too

>>16481171
Sorry to burst your bubble but brits are more likely to attend regular dental checkups than septics as well with 72% going to the recommended 6 monthly appointments the second highest in the world compared to 62% of Americants who see a dentist at least once per year.

>>16478990
Though the latest research have cast doubt over whether Brits are human, I would add most independent tests are inconclusive.
Personally I'd give them the benefit of the doubt, creating a stigma around them can only exacerbate their hobgoblin status, while a process of inclusion and acceptance might - given time - help them to learn to at least mimic human behaviour, and allow them to contribute to civilisation.

A convertible Ford Escort and loadsamoney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgUYUOGvVZM

>>16481231

On the one hand, you got people like Adam Smith, Charles Darwin, Brian May, Tiff Needell and James May. On the other hand, you got Margaret Thatcher, Jeremy Clarkson, Prince Harry and that fucking ape with a toupee called Boris Johnsson. The same country is respinsible for both Cosworth and Lucas Electrics, for Austins and Ariels.

Yup, I'm on the fence as well. If anything, I'm inclined to divide britainkind in two classes, one human and one clearly only destined for menial, degrading tasks.

>>16478990
Homo-superior

>>16481253
super gay?

>>16481245
Then we look across the pond to the likes of Trump, Bush, Johnny Knoxville and on the other hand .... nope blank.

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>>16481264
why do people like this

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>>16481282
Probably the same reason people like this. N.F.I.

>>16481282
>people

*Brits and Polaks

>>16481295
only white people from the north do this

>>16481307
>Essex
>North

>>16477245

Whatever your dad drove when he started dating your mom

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Mk4 Golf GTI
Mk1 Golf cabrio
Any 3 series BMW

Proper slagmagnets

>>16481319
Preferably with aftermarket headlights and/or un-adjusted HIDs.

>>16481319

That's because they're proper chavmobiles. Chavs and slags belong together, after all.

>>16481245

That`s what happens when you open the borders for the Irish...

I can confirm slags go absolutely fucking nuts over old muscle cars.

>>16477268
Ur trying to pull hoes not your cousins

>>16481528

>implying there's a difference

>>16481185
On the flip side he was in murrica, land of the cheap cars where only an exotic will draw attention.

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>>16477265
Gelgameks come to mind

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>>16477245

>>16479014
Yeah I suppose it's kind of like how homosapiens fucked neanderthals.
Sure it's fucked up, but I can still see myself doing it if I had to.

>>16478726
lol ok

>>16481080
> that
> stanced
Ask me how I know that you drive some irrelevant shitbox

>>16479381
THIS
i'd take the center one in a heartbeat

>>16483014
nah but the blonde one is acceptable if you really had to pick one

>>16483024
I'd take all 4 at the same time.

It's pretty sad that these unimpressive whores are enough to get the average /o/tist erect.

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>>16482789
this.
the only one remotely fuckable is the brunette in the back

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>>16481205
Stop shaking the foundation of my preconceptions you motherfucker.

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it is Britain, follow a simple recipe to get slags and chavettes.

>cheap econobox (uno, punto, corsa etc) you have to afford it on government pay remember
>anything from Halfords you can afford
>smooth bumpers into each other with a tonne of body bog so they crack
>McD's tray drifting

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>>16481205

Even your celebrities teeth are fucking disgusting... All that inbreeding really took a toll.

>>16478726
>>>/r9k/

>>16483024
if I had to pick one i'd go for the one with a comfy tummy and nice chest

>>16477618
this probably

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>>16477245
Think this thing but as beat to fucking hell as your average S13 is in America. T

>>16477245
BMW

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What car is best in 'straya for picking up chubby qts?

>>16484553
That's disgusting,
You are disgusting.
'straya is ok tho.

>>16484837
>That's disgusting
There's worse out there.
>You are disgusting.
That's fair.
>'straya is ok tho.
Doesn't answer my question tho.

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innit

>>16484848
Since all the chubby Sheila's are bogans anyways, get a ute with a supercharged LS6, they'll think you're right

>>16484882
4 doors for more whores, never liked utes myself.

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>anything expensive looking
>motorcycles
/thread

anything oversized and loud, so borrow OP's mom

barely legals: Mustang or EVo X or some shit
milfs: Classy SUV or entry level BMW etc.
blacks: donked
euroforeigners: anything european
azns: any jap car with some personality e.g. BRZ or FRS with custom tint
middle eastern: black mercedes
white Americans: jacked up truck that actually looks clean and nice
mid-20s: more sophisticated Luxury, Audi or Lincoln, etc.

>>16483014
this. that broads body looks damn delicious

>>16485334
>white Americans: jacked up truck that actually looks clean and nice
Implying a truck ever looks nice.

>>16484553
>chubby
>qt
Compute error

>>16485147
More of this girl?

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>>16485334
>sophisticated
>Lincoln

>>16477245

Texas Ford trucks, especially Raptors n' such.

Not even joking.

Shame I drive a Porsche.

>>16485927

In Texas*

Since every faggot in the UK drives a shitty hot hatch so presumably a hot hatch with a turbo. WRX would work too

>>16481264
wew i thought i was back in the 90's watching ali g

euro car culture a trash

>>16484553
obvious answer is ls commodore m8

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>>16477245

Being a good looking, funny, intelligent, respectable guy with a nice car because he makes good money.

>>16485976
Read between the lines

>>16485997
You mean being a rat faced cunt with 3 asbos, no O levels, a Mk3 Fiesta, and a future in painting or plastering.

>>16481264
Look at those wheels.
Thats a recent build, not from 2003.

>>16486022

That's exactly what women in OPs pic want. Shame, I'd shower the titties and tummy on the one in the middle with my seed all day long, dem titties been haunting me since this thread has been going.

>>16486022
>no O levels
Technically no one younger than 30 has any 0 levels since they aren't a thing anymore :^)

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>>16478866
>tfw taking my dad's e36 318i

feels good

>>16485147
*sips*

>>16486661
O levels are still offered in multiple countries but replaced by GCSEs in the UK in 1988, making it around 44 for the youngest person in the UK with an O level.

>>16477714
What the fuck did I just watch

>>16477268
>Something like this.
Fucking hell, how fat are your slags you need a truck to put them in?

>>16486745
Don't talk about his sister like that.

>>16485974
>euro
>car culture
Pick only one.

>>16486158
>>16483014
>>16483586
>>16484553
>>16485335
>>16486158

surprised there's so many chubby fans itt

>>16477714
>UK_car_culture.mp4

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>>16477714
I'm starting to miss chavs. Roadmen are just too retarded.

>>16486849
I want all those slammed Golfs to burn along with their moronic owners
fuck this place

>>16486908
Top cunt.

>>16486738
I think the fact he said Fiesta MK3 Puts his age around 40.

>>16486908
WELL AYE

>>16483521
Most English people aren't ginger and as white as casper the fucking ghost.

>>16486715
>318i
>feels good
pick one

the kind that has a 8 inch dick and earns 100K a year.

>>16477245
So is there any more photos of that fat tittied bitch.

>>16487116
Poor people without taste of any age buy Fords.

>>16477245
Under two years since manufacture
Two doors
Not Korean

they are slags you only need fully sikk subwoofers

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>>16477296
Yep. A large vehicle, the newer the better.

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>>16477245
any big merc
I had a chick throw her underwear at me a while back

>>16477245
more slags pls

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>>16482928
Shitty bait, any car where the wheels don't look straight and they aren't cambered for function is ricer trash.

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>>16489611
what's wrong with you?

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S3 is a good starter model imo.

>>16489962
Or just get a regular A3 and an S3 bodykit, they won't know the difference.

>>16486867
More cushion for the pushin'

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Diesel Silverado 2500HD with smokestacks

>>16481205
They could go to the dentist 100% but that doesn't mean they brush their teeth.

>>16489972
>tfw I drive a 90hp A3 with blacked chrome and ebay S3 badges and my sisters mates think it's fast as fuck

God women are retarded

>>16486908
What happened to all the chavs? Just 5 years ago I was surrounded by them but now all I see are top men and primark wearing twats, and tracksuits are a thing of the past, as is pumping techno.

Now everyone listens to top 40 shite, I want the shitty techno back

>>16490183
They went back to being mods

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>>16477714
>One Two
>John Woo
>Kung Fu
>Eat my poo
>Subaru

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>>16485334
>Middle Eastern
Including Persians?
>White BMW

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>>16489660
It has 2 degrees of camber lol

>>16486715
aww yess lad

>>16485763
underrated post

>>16490948
Any more than 0.5 of a degree is severe rice.

>>16490948
this shit is mint

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>>16486849
>american car culture

>>16478665
Thats how you pull cute asian boyz

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>>16492807
Delet this

>>16490948
Lovely e36, anon

>>16490948
Clean E36 bud, looks sharp.

>>16490948
Sweet ride dude I bet you get a bunch of chicks in it.

>>16490948
wow, was not expecting to see such a nice car in this thread

>>16490948
Very nice, yours I assume? I don't usually like red BMW's but this one is sweet.

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>>16477714
>british """"""""music""""""""""

>>16495028
>american music
lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

>>16479009
for a second there I thought that lipton tea ad was a donk style wing

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>>16495043
>British music
Topkek

https://youtu.be/eqxNMSHP7aQ

From my experience, women LOVE stick, and really like pop-up headlights. Every single girl I've had in my cars says "that's cute!" or "cool!" when they come up.

Bonus points if you're driving at dusk and pop them up while you're already flying somewhere. Beyond that, it's all about smooth shifting, interior, and the paint job. No specific model, really.

Attractive women don't give a fuck about what car you drive when it comes to deciding who to date. If you want them to like you, improve you by lifting and being less autistic.

>this thread is still up
ok fine i'm saving the op pic

>>16495966
As long as you have a decent car and loog good you'll be ok.

>>16477265
>be Canadian
>be toast tier, watered-down American serf
>be fudgepacking inbred Frenchman
>be irrelevant faggot

Get raked.

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>that redhead
>that ass

hnnnnnnnngggggg

>>16493988
only if you agree that "car culture" is inherently cancerous all over the world

>>16477245
>bottom middle
>clearly put her own hands on her tits
>left blonde
>someone elses hands

Way hotter. I'm actually disappointed the brunette has her own hands imprinted.

>>16498918

>be Canadian
>have money
>have stupid hot women
>R34's are legal

Stay jelly.

>>16499286
I'm jelly AF, anon. I just want an r33 and a sexy lady to clean it for me

>>16499280
Bottom middle is clearly the alpha in the group so can do whatever the fuck she likes

>>16477245
Trust me, you don't want that.