/polo/-OC/Drawthread - TANK DRIFT EDITION

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In case you missed it last thread
>>16170617

Here's Part 1 of an excellent writefaggotry.

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>>16174272
GRAB PUSSY MY BOYS!

i love the smell of a fresh bread

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>>16174284
Part 2

Requesting /o/-tan cutting /pol/-tan's beard.

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>>16174272

>>16174296
didnt some anon colour this?

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>>16174305
ye

>>16174291
>Vroom vroom Mein Fuhrer
muh dick

Also dat cliffhanger. I wonder what Nige needs them to do in the UK. Removing the Muzzie mayor and make the UK white again?

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>>>/pol/98918714
>>>/pol/98919054
>>>/pol/98919267
>>>/pol/98919513

Hey /o/tists wrote a story for both boards, its a work in progress and will get lewd in later installments if people are interested. I'm really tired though so linking and heading to bed stay classy guys.

>>16174404
You stay classy to my friend. May kek meme you a nice dream.

>>16174272

NEW SISTER THREAD
>>>/pol/98920852

>>16174404
I like it

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>>16174404
also screencap for safekeeping

kubelwagen sex.

>>16174404

Very nice. Domestic and caring WAT-tan is sexy.

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New D/o/m-tan when?

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When are these fucking threads going to go away?

It's getting annoying having to hide this cancer.

>>16174692
>Those arms
>/pol/s dick that small

>>16174704
It wont go away for a while. Fuck off its tradition for years.
>being this new

>>16174296
at first i didnt get it

>gas the jews
top kek

>>16174713
Cancer

>>16174715
>He doesn't like cancer
>on 4chan

>Being this fucking new

>>16174704
>Alphonse complaining of cancer
I remember your fwd shitposting from way back

>>16174715
>>16174704
says the summernamefag who cant even make his own oc

>>16174715
At least its a single thread, no skin off your bones.
Who am I kidding, you're fishing for (You)s

>>16174722
t. newfag
>>16174721
I don't shitpost about fwd.
>>16174724
I shouldn't have to filter this trash, dumbass. Mods need to do their jobs.

>>16174706
hey, don't sell the fella short. He's got a lot of torque on that tiny pushrod :^)

>>16174732
The fact that this thread stays up implies they actually are, for once. :^)

>>16174732
Are you Mike?

>>16174784
no he is solomon

>>16174784
No idea who that is. Keep your cancer on your containment board, drumfkin.

>>16174789
>clinton supporter this mad
roflmao loser

>>16174789
Hmm... no.

>>16174799
>clinton supporter
nah

Drumfkins are so delusional lol

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>>16174802
they arent delusional enough to think ecoboost isnt slow garbage

>>16174802
Is it summer?

>>16174816
>he says this while he can't even bait me properly
lmao at your life summerfag

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>>16174806
>>16174816
This, my spillover /pol/ friends is what /o/ is like.

>>16174822
>he thinks yelling "P-projecting!" at me will do anything
Isn't it time to prep the bull, alphon?

>>16174806
HOLY SHIT! Slower than a fucking ROLLS-ROYCE

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>>16174816
oh, you want to move to a different track now? okay, ill use that track

>for old ass na v8
>inb4 damage control

Here's an autistic story I wrote on /pol/
screencap worthy or nah
>>>/pol/98924926
>>>/pol/98926973
>>>/pol/98928233
>>>/pol/98930343

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>>16174832
>"p-projecting!"

Ignore that fag, he is baiting so he can shitpost.

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>>16174843
not an argument.

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>>16174858
>projecting

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>>16174865
>furry pictures

>>16174867
I hope she doesnt get lobotomized like tay did.

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>>16174870
>furry pictures

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>>16174873
>>16174867
>>16174862
>>16174849
>>16174840
>>16174828
>>16174819
>>16174808
Could you please kindly fuck off back to shitting up /pol/ and leave our board alone or at least lurk moar and learn who not to respond to

>>16174870
>furry pictures

Who let this one out of his containment board?

>>16174876
I was actually trying something out senpai

>>16174870
Beastiality should be banned.

>>16174888
Check'em

>>16174837
There's probably gonna be a lewd tomorrow from the same writefag. I'd say it is.

>>16174886
I was actually playing you though :^)

>>16174890
Literal animals are involved.

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>>16174900
>he wasted his time on somebody testing his patience

>>16174876
I dont think theyre from /pol/, but I am sorry /o/ is getting exposed to our more autistic shitters.

>>16174909
>not understand what I said
lol

>>16174892
[spoiler]I wrote it tho. Think you're thinking about another writefag[/spoiler]

>>16174916
>p-projecting...!
SAD!
>>16174876
I don't wish to make the rest of /o/ mad, so i'll leave now.

I get to see the legenardy faggot's name. Pity I filtered it early on.

It's a real shame you do thus for free. CTR would've paid you $0.02 per post.

>>16174912
>>16174909

WHAT ARE YOU TWO AUTISTS DOING? GET TO R9K QUICK, JESUS.

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>>16174272

Just finished up some fresh shit, from a request from a Brazilian in /pol/'s thread.

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>shitposters
>furry shit
>/r9k/
there is a distinct lack of /o/ doing /o/ things in general. post /o/ getting dirty on the weekends

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>>16174927
>>16174921

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>>16175068

Get off the highway!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6lg5NJWXmA

>>16175065
I like it, does /o/-tan like her men with some scruff or clean shaven? She doesnt seem like she minds a little roughness

>>16175159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCi_kFTXBCM

I'm not a fucking racist. I just love cars, winterthreads and drawthreads are the literal cancers of this board.

Since this /polo/

Explains to me a simple /pol/ user why ecobost is a meme. Any buzzword marketing or "green" marketing I already assume it's bullshit and probably a result of cronyism among the NHTSA, Auto companies and retared hippie socialist.

So see ecobost as nonsense already but what had elevated it to meme status?

>>16175170
>not racist

You will be, soon.

>>16175170
No one cares what you are. You're anonymous. Virtue signalling is fucking pointless.

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BTFO!
Lmao
Golden lel
Fucking rage quit loooooooool

>>16175232
wtf i hate stella artois now

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>>16175240
What about now?

>>16175232
t. dogfucker

>>16175170
Mods are fine with it, so you have to deal with it. I'm not a particular fan on /dat/ but I don't got there amnd tell them to leave.

Shift + left click is not that hard.

http://vgmdb.net/product/1314
Ok /o/ there's a lot of repeat songs here; which albums do I need to get all the songs with the fewest number of repeats?

fuck you /o/ for getting me into initial d

i jusy watched the episode where his engine blows and he finds put his gf is slutting up to an old man

right in the feels

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>>16175178
For some reason Ford has started slapping turbos on everything all of a sudden, supposedly to increase fuel economy thus the term "ecoboost". Like any turbocharger, it also significantly improves performance and can be simply and cheaply modified to push boost pressures up into the "is that a good idea?" levels. Suddenly people that I guess have never driven either a factory turbo or aftermarket turbo car think it's some kind of hyperadvanced alien technology thanks to Ford's marketing and are blissfully unaware of the strain it puts on the engine. Ford's halo/homologation race car, the GT currently uses an "ecoboost" 6 cylinder engine which trolls, ecoboostfags and turbofags in general like to use to bait v8fags that their engine design is obsolete even though we know the v8 is king of easy, reliable low compression power at the cost of fuel economy. An ecoboost V8 has appeared in F-150s and it'll be in the Mustang pretty soon (probably will be a good Mustang to get if you're shopping for a new car) but chances are the shitposting will continue until it's in the GT.

>>16175525
Car racers don't need girlfriends

>>16175539
ronery driveru

>>16175539
But it's nice to have them.

>>16175555
Praise kek, check them digits.

>>16175539
B-but only shitty drivers in Initial D couldn't get them s-senpai

/r/ing /pol/ and WAT washing eachother in a shower after killing niggers and making repairs

/r/ing /pol/ scrubbing off the oil on WAT's back in a bathtub

>>16175065
>>16175131

These two are very cute!

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/polo/ is best couple.

>>16175654
>tfw you're so shit at /o/ you get oil on your back
>tfw you can't find a funny pic of someone accidentally draining oil right in their face on the entire internet even though everybody who has ever drained their oil has had a moment they felt like it was about to happen to them

>>16175749
We could play it off as if /o/ was fixing a tank and it happened because it's not her expertise
Then /pol/ could say
>I warned you about tanks br/o/

>>16175555
Does this count as "coming back with quads"?

>>16175792
Why you so thirsty, /pol/?

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Saw you like eurobeats here but not sure if this qualifies though, some vintage Scottish stuff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7LkDXZgDIM&list=RD9st3JkaE3Kw

>>16175901
more like happy hardcore/gabber type stuff
drums too spastic and synth not prominent enough

not bad tho

>>16174288

"Just dipping in to check the oil, miss."

/pol/lacks, don't reply to alphonse. For two years now, non stop, he has done nothing but shit up the board.

>>16175919

Just a few days on this board and the biggest shitposter is made clear. Really doesn't take long, eh? Thanks for the advice.

>>16175981
Yeah MrCummy is a degenerate scumbag and Heartbreaker is an unironic liberal but at least they both contribute on-topic posts and have interesting cars.

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>>16175993
>defending the furry

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>>16176006
Still better than Alphonse

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>>16176026
well, sure but that's not much of an achievement, is it?

>>16176035
No, but just trying to give /pol/ an idea of the shitposter tiers. Alphonse and MrCummy have both shitposted directly in the /polo/ threads already.

>>16175981
Wait for your first Corvette vs GTR thread. And now realize he's done the exact same thing every day. All day. For two years. All of his pictures are now the top posted ones on sites like 4plebs that archive us.

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Someone from /pol/ requested /pol/ groping /o/, which made her honk. Thought I might as well post it here too. I'm not a drawfag, I did it for shits and giggles.

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>>16176137
Last one.

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>>16176137

>>16176137
I think I find this hotter than I should. Very nice, anon. Thanks for doing it.

>>16175792
As a fellow /pol/ack stop that, this has been discussed already enjoy the oc and wait.

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>>16176137
my sides

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>>16176137

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>>16176137
I tweaked it cause his eyes seemed wrong

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>>16176245
Its cool. I'm not a drawfag, don't know what I'm doing. The guys at /pol/ already made a collage if any of y'all were interested.

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Can I get someone to draw the van described in OP's post?
>>>16152781
Basically.
>4x4 extended 350 E-Series ford van
>Ladder on side to basket rack(pic related) w/ canoe and solar panel
>Backside has spare tire and swivel hitch for dirtbike so you can still open the backdoor without taking dirtbike off.

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>>16174704
>Alphonse
>Complaining about cancer

Holy shit, this is unironically literally the first time you've made me laugh since you came here. Well done.

Just got back, did I miss Fonzie getting BTFO?

>>16176389
>>16176389
>>16176389
/polo/ sings thread

>>16176258
>/pol/ and /o/'s first time
>after non degenrate kissing and hand holding /pol/ slowly undresses /o/
>a pair of firm young breasts pop out from a tight fitted suit
>/o/ moans in pleasure as /pol/ sucks and softly nibbles her nipples
>"You've got such a beautfilu chest /o/. Your kids will denifetly grow up to be uberhumans. I just have a prmial need to mate and have a family with you. All of it becasue of your breasts, i just have to squeeze them"
>"oh /pol/ thank yo.... wait what? NO DONT!"
>HONK
>"Wait what?"
>"I-I'm sorry /pol/, my breasts make this weird sound when you touch them... i hope you still think i'm beautiful"
>"Your soundy chest does not stop my love for you"
>1000 noise complaints from the neighborhood
>all of them had the same description
>some asshole was honking the entire night yet no car was seen

>>16176453
>some asshole was honking the entire night yet no car was seen
MUH

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>Day 1
>Be /pol/ come visit these threads to see what's up and if there are some ideas for drawfagging.
>/o/ seems like a pretty chill board, maybe I'll hang around for a while.
>Even the memes are pretty good.
>Day 2
>Start listening to Eurobeat, makes me want to go fast.
>Watch some Initial D
>Day 4
>At the moment I'm looking at used cars and watching car videos on youtube, thinking what kind of a car I should buy when I move out of the city.

Jesus fucking chirst what have you done to me.
This place is magical.

>>16176468
Looks like /pol/ isn't the only board capable of working meme magic.

>>16176468
It's a quick process, I came here a couple months ago after getting a new car and I'm never leaving

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>>16176468
Just wait till you get into the wonderful world of motorcycles. Cars won't do it for you anymore even if they are fast

>>16176644
>Already want to restore a 60s Jeep Gladiator
>Getting into motorcycles would be just as expensive

Please no.

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>>16176654
Bikes usually cheaper tHan cars. Not sure about restoring one though.

Here's a willys I had to tow

>>16176667

is it hard to tow cars in australia?

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>>16176679
I'm in burgerland, haven't been able to figure out why my phone always flips stuff. I have tried holding camera left side , camera right side, and even straight up and down its always flipped.

Here's a caravan where piston 5 made a break for freedom on the highway

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>>16176667
I plan a ground up rebuild, grandpa has two of them. One has a great body, the other has an engine and drivetrain, do a body swap and rebuild pretty much everything on it. Ballpark from research puts me about the $10k mark, worst case scenario, after body work by someone else, got no clue how to do that stuff.

Problem is if I start getting into motorcycles it'll be even longer till I can get that baby rolling. It's got an International drivetrain and a 350 Buick V8, only thing it can't do is swim was what my grandpa told me.

>>16176667
You can have chillunz killing assault jeeps in Emu land?

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>>16176707
That's not bad. Cars and bikes are an expencive hobby especially if you actually track them.

I do get cool shit sometimes as well

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>>16176729
Old cars in good condition are damn near porn to me.

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>>16176814
Still ran just would get out of 2nd.

I've got tons of nice cars saved but alot are over omg size limit

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>>16176729
Fuckin Strayans.

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>>16176827
Not really just don't know to to hold phone Camera properly. Instructions unclear

Incoming dump of a dude collection in his warehouse where I took his 60 something 330

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>>16176863
2

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>>16176870
3

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>>16176879
4

>>16176863
>>16176870
>>16176879
t. Australia

>>16176826
holy shit somebody from Missouri

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>>16176889
Welp off to go get a 76 spitfire. Will check back later once I tow this thing

>>16176633

keked. Drawing needs a bit of work, but amusing concept.

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>>16176453
>some asshole was honking the entire night yet no car was seen

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>>16176453

Lost my shit. Thanks for the laugh, senpai.

>>16176644
I too wish to die being crushed by a lorry

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>>16177260
>ride an XLR

That would be difficult for me

>>16177268
>cyclist didnt flip over hood and smash windscreen

SHIT

0/10

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>>16174272

You know, before the Winterball, I used to drive to my campus (12.5 miles) in around 20 minutes, now I'm averaging half the time.

Eurobeat is truly magical.

>/o/ and /pol/ in a kubelwagen
>it starts overheating
>/pol/ pulls out a jug of liberal tears for topping up the coolant
>/o/: "It's air cooled, silly"

>>16177330
it really is

>>16177333
>implying pouring liberal tears over the Engine won´t cool it down
>AFTER TRUMP WON THE FUCKING ELECTION

>>16177330
>37,5mph average
I bet I could doubble that.

>>16177338
Do you want a cracked block? Because that's how you end up with a cracked block.

>>16177330
>>16177344
Sorry, didn´t read 75 mph average is good.

>>16177333
>"You can't just pour those tears in there, you need a 50/50 mix of tears and salt."

>>16177348
You have to do it slowly to not cool it down to fast...

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>>16177268

>>16177333
>>16177338
Is /pol/o/ a serious couple? Can we expect marriage?

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>>16177360
it is actually air cooled though

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>>16177374
a beetle engine is basically the same thing

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Saw this on /ptg/

>>16177373

It's the first date man

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http://vgmdb.net/product/1314

Which albums do I want in order to get all the best songs with the fewest number of repeated tracks?

>>16177373
I came from 8/pol/
/o/ isn´t anywhere close to be redpilled but it might be soon.

>>16177373
Like the direction it's going, but slow down man. Getting hitched on the first date is degenerate.

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>>16177373
/Pol/ack here,

As long as you learn to accept kek, pump out meme magic, and pic related, it would definitely get more serious.

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One of the story's from /pol/ last night

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>>16176329
>dat van

I've wanted few things in life as much as I want that van.

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>>16177404
>implizierend das Motorräder schlechter sind als Autos

>>16176644
>RR on the tail
>Side mount exhaust

nigger do you even.

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>mfw this has been talked about in /pol/ and it keeps getting said "slow down its the first date"

Seriously guys as a fellow /pol/ack calm down. I'm starting to think it might be ruse masters at this point.

>>16176644
>go shop stuff for home
>have to wait for delivery by someone with a car

bikers = cvcks

>>16177448
>what is a backpack?

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>>16174802
>>16174789
>>16174704

>>16177456
Not as big as a car's trunk, that's what.

Unless you're comparing it to the trunk of a Saturn Sky, then it might win.

>>16177468
Why would I buy more than I could stuff in my backpack regulary?
If I do i just put it in my second or third backpack.
Also DD shitboxes exist.

So is J-Eurobeat best eurobeat?

>>16177507
nope

Italian

>>16177516
Recommendations?

Reminder that Mark Fields, Ford CEO since 2014, is of Romanian Jewish and Russian Jewish descent, and the Fields family's original name was Finkelman.
GAS GAS GAS.

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>>16177260
Been ther done that semi merged into me. Choice were panic brake and prolly go over the front, or kick down two dip right and fucking twist. Pray that I'm wide and fast enough to make it. I'm not dead but I was scary as fuck

>>16177546
>Ford
FIX
OT
RGAIN
DONY

>>16177425
>Implying we were talking about the same kind of bikr

>>16177527
most Eurobeat artists are Italian and many use multiple aliases I dont know all of them

Dave Rodgers
Clara Moroni (Cherry. Vicky Vale)
Max Coveri
Elena Gobbi (Lolita, Virginelle)
Manuel
Lou Grant
Za-Za

I really dunno man I got like 200 some Super Eurobeat albums

>>16177586
The songs are more famous than the artists.

Though Mega NRG Man is great.

>>16177595
yeah I like him too tho hes from Spain and I was sticking to the Italians I know

>The songs are more famous than the artists.

true

>>16177546
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_International_Jew
FORD WAS USURPED BY THE SKYPES
RIP BASED HENRY FORD

>>16177586
Do you happen to have this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgjnktKsbxA

I have up to 215th Super Eurobeat album, but this song seems more recent.

>>16177559
>Fixd orgain tony

What did he mean by this.

>>16177635
That's not on any SEB album, only on that IniD cd, if that's what you're asking.

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>>16176468
I actually just started driving this last year and my first car is a monster. Lurking /o/ made me fall in love again, and just swapped my CAI. It also gave me the courage to try drifting for the first time. Thanks, eurobeat...

On a side note, heres a work in progress for you guys. /pol/ wanted this lewd so im swinging that way.

>>16177635
yeah

its on the 5th stage selection

>>16177648
>>16177680

I knew it was on Initial D Fifth Stage Soundtrack,
but was wondering if it was in one of the compilations as well.

>>16177668
>I actually just started driving this last yea

...i mean...this is an underageb& right?

>>16177690
Not everyone starts driving at 16. Not him, but I started at 19.

>>16177690
Europeans are not allowed to drive until they're 18
Burgeristan is fucking retarded for allowing 16 year olds to drive

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>>16177690
Im 25. Was at NEET status growing up so had no one to show me, but I had a job that was 3 blocks away, so I would just skateboard or walk to work. Just saved my money for about 5 years.

>>16177701
In germany you are allowed to drive at 17 if your mother/father sits next to you.

>>16177684
its on

DAVE RODGERS Special COLLECTION Vol.3
頭文字D 5th Stage D Selection
頭文字D 5th Stage NON_STOP D SELECTION

>>16177724
Thanks.

>>16177722
>Germany
>Europe
Inshallah to you too fellow believer

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>>16177736
>implying im in germany
kneuken in de keuken

>>16177741
Oh you're from the /n/etherlands

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>>16177404
>implying /o/ is the one pushing for it

>>16177764
Kek is pushing for it

>>16177770
Indeed he is

>>16177774
wrong

>>16177770
no hes not

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>>16177777
Fug

>>16177777
FUCK I WAS BEING IRONIC
FORGIVE ME KEK FOR I HAVE SINNED

>>16177777
these digits may speak the truth

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>>16177777
fuck you get stealer

>>16177777
So we let it happen naturally, or not, if things go that way.

>>16177777
Kek has spoken.
It must happen at it's own pace.

I swear guys I was being ironic
maybe ironic gets mean the opposite thing

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>>16177777
Ahahahah where is your god now, /pol/?
Kek take the wheel

/o/ gets are too easy anyway

>>16177807
BUT I AM /pol/

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>>16177777
Could this mean...?

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>>16177807
/o/ is Twingo's domain.

>>16177816
No fuck off Sweden I was being ironic
It means we're drifting it slow

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>>16177811
Exactly

>>16177776
Fuck, one off.
I don't know how fast this board moves.

>>16177816
Only if she grows the fuck up.

>>16177777
He is chaos. He also likes to fuck with /pol/.

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>>16177803
Slow and steady, that is how it must be.

>>16177820
You might've been ironic, but KEK isn't :^)

>>16177830
>he doesn't want a pure aryan virgin waifu

>>16177816
>>16177830
I'm not saying i'm pedo but claming teen prime pussy is the best way to secure a wife.

>>16177844
>>16177845
honestly you pedo nords fuck off
/c/ will never grow up

>>16177777
Finally now the over eager will cool it, I like /o/ and I don't want a bad rep because a handful of people are close to /r9k/ tier pushy.

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>>16177803
>>16177837
we'll take our time, we'll grow stronger

>>16177777
So that just means /o/ and /pol/ relationship will develop naturally, no meme magic or forced love needed.

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>>16177850
>/c/ will never grow up
That's what makes her so great

>>16177863
...and unmarryable

>>16177875
Says who? The 4chan police?

>>16177875
>...and unmarryable
Age is just a number :^). You can't stop two people in love.

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>>16177845
They don't get like clams until their 30s at least. Teens are more like Honey Smacks

>>16177879
>>16177880
pedophilia is degenerate

>>16177885
Old roastie hags are more degenerate. There is nothing wrong with a fertile aryan wife

>>16177865
I'm a fan of this

Ok guys take this argument back to /pol/ we're guests here.

>>16177894
Back to /r9k/
You need to replenish the ranks lost in the civil war
>>16177898
Indeed we are

>>16177898
Nah let's just end it right now. We'll never agree anyways so it's pointless to continue

This is all really funny but in real life girls are disgusted by anyone from /pol/.

>>16177907
>girls are disgusted by anyone from /pol/.
speak for yourself.

>>16177907
wrong
/pol/ is easily one of the most normie boards
especially now

>>16177907
Lies. I met a stormfag fembot who lurked /pol/

>>16177907
probably because most woman are leftists by nature

>>16177913
Quit pretending, it'll only hurt you more

>>16177921
gr8 b8 m8

>>16174284
>>16174291

Part III incoming you glorious faggots. I'm out of town till Monday, so I won't be able to continue for a few days. As such, I made this one a little longer a lot lewder (comparatively speaking).

I'll update the pastebin when I am done.

>>16177907
#notallwomen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BJItHuZCG8

>>16177928
SUPER
MALE
VITALITY

>>16177917
Over-the-top racism and retarded conspiracy theories aren't normie at all. /v/ is more of a normie board than /pol/.

>>16177926

Polo’s Roadtrip Part III

“The U.K.?” blurted out Pol-tan and WAT-tan simultaneously. Pol-tan sat back in his chair playing back the whirlwind of events that led him and WAT-tan to be seated aboard one of Her Majesty’s jets, rushing across the Atlantic, or “The Pond”, as the pilots insisted on calling it, as fast as possible. St. Dorner and St. Zimmerman were scant on details, something about the Bongs wanting to explain it themselves. What few details he had pried loose seemed to indicate that Merkel and her Jewish overlords at the European Union had assembled a massive fleet and planned to cross the English Channel. Oddly, they didn’t appear to be warships, but rather cargo ships. Mysteries upon mysteries. As such, he and WAT-tan were to meet directly with Sir Nige for more information. Especially regarding just what the Bongs expected the pair to do.

Still, before Pol-tan could even began to crack that nut, he had a different problem. Across the aisle from him lay WAT-tan. She was sprawled out across three seats, laying on her side, head propped up in one hand. Her curvaceous body was on full display, chest rising and falling with each breath, full hips cocked up to the side, and long shapely legs kicking back in forth as they hung in the aisle. As much as he wanted to enjoy the view, or even better, join her, the furious expression on her face as she stared out the window gave him pause.

Planes were not normally WAT-tan’s thing. However, after a bit of coaxing, and a reminder that when you get down to it, engines are engines, and planes have VERY big ones, it was enough to at least get her up the boarding ramp. Things did eventually go south after takeoff, however, after WAT-tan was allowed into the cockpit. At first things were going well. The chipper Bong pilots explained what all the controls were and gauges indicated, and WAT-tan drank it all in, even figuring out some things before she was told.

1/16

>>16177907
>girls are disgusted by anyone from /pol/.

untrue because most nu-males and betas try to be liberal to appeal to women and look like total retards

Proofs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCkEdB87yGA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfqAkUXKT5Y

>>16177935
Nice try /v/
>retarded conspiracy theories
I take it you don't know about South Korea's 8 Goddesses and Spirit Cooking

>>16177938

With a small smile Pol-tan recalled how impressed he was with that.

The smooth ride ended the instant WAT-tan had decided she had learned enough to pilot the jet herself and informed the pilots to “get out of her chair. It’s time for some MULTI-JETSTREAM drifting!” Needless to say, the pilots were horrified by the idea. Almost as horrified as WAT-tan was at these presumptuous little shit pilots for getting in her way when she was trying to drive. All hope for a peaceful solution went out the window when WAT-tan pulled a wrench from one of her hidden pockets and tried to bash the “uppity little faggot” who was “stealing [her] new four turbine engine baby.”

Pol-tan let out a deep sigh and turned his gaze back to WAT-tan, eyes taking in the sight of her figure from head to toe, tracing every curve. He couldn’t help but admit she was lovely, even when she was trying to beat people over the head with a wrench. That sort of fire was rare in a woman. So now how to calm her down? Pol-tan hated seeing her upset, but didn’t really have any ideas beyond winging it. With a sigh, he rose to his feet, dusted off his uniform slightly, and went over to WAT-tan. “You know, you don’t look half as pretty when your face is all pouty like that.” She flashed him an even more pouty face, pursing her pink lips, and sticking her tongue out slightly, before whipping her head back to the window, pigtails swinging slightly. “Good grief, how unladylike,” Pol-tan teased warmly as he brusquely took a hold of her shoulders, lifting up WAT-tan just enough so he could plant himself in the seat beside her, before pulling her back down to lay in his lap. WAT-tan was about to protest this manhandling until Pol-tan gently started to pat her head.

2/16

>>16177938
>16

>>16177941
That's not true at all lol. Get some fucking friends. Almost everyone is in the middle, aka, "normie".

>>16177925
Dont even deny it. If you were to put any girl out into the world without any kind of political knowledge or nurture, with all the social media and millennial liberalism, she would undoubtedly become left leaning even if she wouldn't realize it.

>>16177943

“Now, there’s nothing I can do about THIS plane. But don’t forget we do have a flight back after we save the Bongs. And as for that plane? Well, I’ll help you storm the cockpit myself.” WAT-tan peaked up at Pol-tan before smiling softly, burying her face back in his lap, mumbling something which might have been “thank you.”

A few hours later the plane the plane came grinding to a halt on the tarmac, the low rumble of the turbines fading into a soft whine, before falling silent. As the driving-duo descended the boarding ramp they were greeted by none other than Sir Nigel “I want you all fired” Farage. “Great bit of work with, Trump, lads. I knew you Yanks could get it done. And is that the lovely young woman with a penchant for drifting that I’ve heard so much about?”

“And a belated congratulations for Brexit,” replied Pol-tan, saluting. With a little smile, Pol-tan gestured to WAT-tan. “You heard right, though drifting is just the start. This is WAT-tan.” WAT-tan gave an eager wave, grinning from ear to ear. “Hello there! When do I get to see the cars!? I was promised cars, you know. Especially after those rude pilots wouldn’t let me fly the plane.” Sir Nigel raised one eyebrow in amusement and Pol-tan shrugged his shoulders. “You’d best start taking us there right away. You can explain as we talk.”

“Right this way, then. We’ve got a garage and team of mechanics all set to go.” Sir Nigel said, leading them across the airstrip towards the garage. “As for why you’re here; I know you’ve been told about Merkel and Junker’s fleet preparing to sail across the Channel as we speak.”

3/16

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>>16177946
Can't wait

>>16177942
I've literally never been to /v/, but okay keep making assumptions.

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>>16177938
>Polo’s Roadtrip Part III

>>16177954

“Yes, the one without warships,” Pol-tan stated simply, as he surveyed the area, a bustle of men in uniform and cargo being moved about from building to building. Every now and then he saw Brit/pol/ badges on the men’s uniforms indicating they too had fought in the meme wars, and lamented that their service was still required. “Yes, there’s a reason for the lack of warships. Besides the Germans being massive cucks and disarming, their real weapons are inside the ships. Legions of rapefugees packed into cargo ships like sardines. And we have it on good authority that almost all of the rapefugees are snackbars, rigged with explosives. They’re planning to flood the UK with these snackbars. It’ll be the end of everything British, from tea and crumpets to Rolls Royce and Jaguars. Many Strayan shitposters died to bring us this information.”

“Alright, but what are we supposed to do about it? Last time I checked, cars don’t drive on water.” With a mischievous twinkle in his eye Sir Nigel laughed. “True, but nor are they banned by the Geneva convention as they aren’t considered a weapon. I’ll give you the details on that little bit before we start. For now, we’re here and you two should get to work.” The trio had come to a massive garage on the far side of the complex. The brick building was unadorned, flat red stones separated only by soot covered windows. “After you,” said Sir Nigel, ushering WAT-tan towards the door. With an excited little skip, she bounded for the door like a kid on Christmas morning, popping right inside. The first thing Pol-tan heard as he headed for the door was a gasp, followed by a girlish squeal of delight. “What did you get her?” asked Pol-tan, curiously. “The only thing fitting for two people working In Her Majesty’s Secret Service.”

4/16

>>16177951
>Moderate position best position

Also absolutely untrue. Most people just don't give a shit. Hence the Voter Turnout in most countries.

>>16177938
>>16177943
>>16177954
>>16177961
PART 3 YES

>>16177925
Even the Ancient Greeks know you're full of shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assemblywomen

>>16177959
That's the problem newfag
/v/ is extremely autistic
/pol/ knows how to hide its power level

>>16177961

Pol-tan raised his eyebrow curiously as Sir Nigel sauntered off, before stuffing one hand in his jacket pocket and followed the delighted sounds of WAT-tan into the garage. Leaning against the doorframe, he was greeted by the delicious sight of WAT-tan bent over the hood of a car, nose deep in the engine. Her suit was pulled tightly against her heart-shaped ass as she wagged it back and forth, totally engrossed in the car. With a low whistle, Pol-tan walked over and gave her a loud smack on the rear, coping a firm feel in the process, eliciting a cute yelp followed by a grin as she looked up at him from the engine. “So, babe, what’s the new toy?”

“Aston Martin, DB5,” WAT-tan practically purred in a silken voice. “4.0 L engine, 5-speed transmission, and a top speed of 145mph. Oh, Pol-tan, you get me the best toys!” she moaned, pressing herself against the car and writhing slightly. “Turn around!”

5/16

>>16177938
>ohbaby.jpg

>>16177962
I never said it was the best, did I? It's just you guys seem to think that everyone that isn't a die-hard stormfront neo-nazi must be a leftist SJW nu-male beta faggot, which is extremely untrue.

>>16177970

“Turn around?” Pol-tan repeated, slightly confused. “Yeah, turn around. I can’t change with you watching, and I can’t really dive into this engine until I change!” With an acquiescent sigh, Pol-tan turned around and went to go lean on a nearby car. As his shoulder hit the door frame, a slight glint from the side view mirror caught his eye. With a wicked grin, Pol-tan shifted the angle bit by bit till he could see WAT-tan. “Oh yes…my kind of lewds…” Pol-tan mumbled to himself as he watched. WAT-tan had her back turned to him. The top half of her racing suit was already off, exposing the slender curve of her back. WAT-tan started to shake her hips slightly back and forth, shimmying her suit down passed her hips. As the material was tugged down over her ass, WAT-tan bent over, slipping the suit down her long legs. Her heart shaped ass was in full view, trademark FRESH™ written across the cotton panties. As she pulled her small feet free, she rose and tossed the suit onto the floor beside a workbench and pulled out a stripped t-shirt and short overalls. With a nod of satisfaction, she raised her arms up, slipping white and orange stripped shirt down over the swell of her breasts. She cupped each breast in one hand for a moment, seemingly perplexed, as the shirt was a tighter fit than she remembered. Either she’d grown, or the shirt was smaller. With a shrug, she dismissed the question and reached for the overalls, moving one long white leg into the hole, then the other. With a satisfied smile, she tugged the shoulder straps into position, before pressing her ample breasts down into the front of the overalls.

6/16

>>16177976

Pol-tan was half a step away from whipping out his stick-shift and going for a spin when a jovial WAT-tan called out cheerily, “All done!” Collecting himself, Pol-tan adjusted the mirror back into place and strode back over to WAT-tan, pulling up a chair so he could watch WAT-tan work on the car, enjoying her bubbly enthusiasm as she worked. True to his word, that team of mechanics Sir Nigel had promised did indeed arrive. They learned quickly who was going to be in charge, though, after a few poor lads tried arguing with WAT-tan about the modifications for the operation against the EU fleet. A few sharp cracks with the deadly wrench of hers had the grunts stepping into line and saluting her like a five-star general. As WAT-tan explained it, most of the modifications dealt with stripping off excess weight to increase speed, and adding in explosive materials. Neither was quite sure of the purpose, and while WAT-tan was thrilled at the dangerous prospect of driving a memed-up bomb on four wheels under a classic and slick chassis, Pol-tan was more than a little nervous.

A few hours later found Pol-tan and WAT-tan alone in the garage together, the former more turned on from watching WAT-tan work than he thought he should be, and the latter covered in engine grease, her shirt clinging slightly to her body. The mechanics had since been dismissed, a few rather forcefully via the dangerous end of WAT-tan’s wrench as they had insisted she become their Senpai, and they, her kōhais. With a tired sigh, WAT-tan had sauntered over and plopped herself in Pol-tan’s lap, making herself very comfortable.

7/16

>>16177974
Most of /pol/ isn't die-hard stormfront neo-nazi though
I personally am a Fascist (in the genuine sense) and I abhor National Socialism

/pol/ stands for Politically Incorrect
and being a sound and logical human bean is politically incorrect nowadays

>>16177978

“You know,” he teased as she was wriggling slightly, “you’re looking a little black for my tastes.” He leaned over and picked up a discarded towel, gently wiping away the grease, soot, and sweat from WAT-tan’s face as she nuzzled against his chest. As more of her white skin began to peak out, she smiled up at him. “You know, Pol-tan, when you aren’t gassing jews, zapping faggots, and deporting spics, you’re really a sweetheart.”

Pol-tan snorted indignantly and tossed the towel aside, having finished with her face. “Well, don’t go spreading that around. Only my daughters and sister, Christ-chan, really get to see this side of me.” He coughed into a closed fist slightly and shifted in his seat. Through the entire conversation, WAT-tan had been squirming and grinding her body gently against his crotch, warm flesh through the denim material working its magic, as Pol-tan began to grow hard and stiff beneath her. WAT-tan pursed her lips in a playful smile, pressing her back against Pol-tan’s chest, pushing up from his legs, each of her hands resting on one of Pol-tan’s knees. “Well, I don’t think you’ve shown this side to them, though. I think this side of you is all for me,” she whispered suggestively, grinding her denim covered ass against his throbbing cock, tenting conspicuously from within the front of his uniform.

8/16

>>16177983

LEWD WARNING

“With all the pressure down there, Mein Fuhrer, you may blow a gasket.” Standing up for a moment, WAT-tan peeled herself out of her overall shorts, bare skin glistening slightly with sweat, covered only by her panties and orange-white striped shirt. Plopping herself back down onto her Pol-tan chair, she reached between her legs and unzipped Pol-tan’s uniform, drawing his cock out and placing it firmly between her thighs. Pol-tan grunted in response, bracing himself with one hand on the chair, his other sliding roughly up WAT-tan’s shirt, pleasantly surprised to find no bra. His fingers dug into her soft flesh, groping and pawing aggressively, passionately, all of which elicited delightfully lusty moans of pleasure from WAT-tan. Pressing her back hard against Pol-tan’s chest, WAT-tan reached one arm backwards, wrapping it around Pol-tan’s neck, jutting her bosom into his rough hands. Her face flushed with heat, almost as red as her hair, WAT-tan started to jerk off Pol-tan’s hard shaft with her thighs, her creamy white flesh wrapping easily around his manhood. She bit her lower lip with delight as she moved her legs up and down, working his meat as it slid easily between her upper legs, teasing him, urging him on.

9/16

>>16177987

LEWD WARNING

“I…I t-think you may really be into me, P-Pol-tan!” she stuttered between gasps and sultry moans. “Hmmm, I’m not the only one, babe. You seem to be leaking fluids.” WAT-tan glanced down at her own very damp panties just in time to see Pol-tan slide his hand from her tits down between her legs and under the cotton material. As he slid two fingers into her, working back and forth, dragging long and quick strokes against her clit, WAT-tan’s whole body began to quiver. Her muscles tensed, soft thighs clenching hard around his shaft, as a shaking orgasm began to overtake her. As the moment past, her body sank blissfully against Pol-tan, taking a moment to catch her breath. “That…that was very naughty. Making the lady finish before you. Don’t think I’m going to let you get away with that,” she whispered coyly, slipping to the floor on her knees. “Your fluids need draining too.” Edging herself closer, she grasped the bottom of her shirt, pulling it up off her head in one smooth motion, her breasts bouncing invitingly from the motion. Taking Pol-tan’s cock in one hand, she began to stroke it up and down, moving faster and more vigorously. Leaning in, she licked her lips, dragging her tongue along him from base to head. “Sieg Heil, sweetie,” she said with a wink, before taking the entirety of Pol-tan’s shaft into her mouth.

10/16

>>16177992

LEWD WARNING

Letting out a grunt of pleasure, Pol-tan grabbed a tight hold of both of WAT-tan’s pigtails, bucking his hips slightly upwards while pulling her face up and down. Her wet and warm tongue danced all along his shaft, her lips sucking and applying pressure as she bobbed her head up down. “I’m cumming…ahhh…fuck!…Where?” he managed to grunt out. In response, WAT-tan quickened her pace, working his balls playfully with one hand. As Pol-tan’s body began to tense up, she pressed her face down hard to the base of his cock, swallowing his whole load, before grinning up at him and wiping off her lips, a satisfied smirk on her face. “You know, you’re not supposed to ingest engine fluids. Supposed to be bad for your health, but I think I’ll make an exception, just for you.” Rising to her feet, WAT-tan took a step closer and sat back down in Pol-tan’s lap, this time straddling and facing him, leaning in close to whisper in his ear as he wrapped his arms tightly around her. “I do have one complaint, Mein Fuhrer. How oh how are we going to save the white race if you cum in my mouth? Now, I’m no expert, but I do think that’s the wrong hole.” With a lascivious smile, she began to pull her panties to the side, just as the garage door slammed open, a bright light engulfing them, as St. Zimmerman appeared.

11/16

>>16178000

“WAT-tan! Pol-tan! There’s been a change in plans…” The man’s voice trailed off as WAT-tan let out a surprised squeak, jumping off of Pol-tan’s lap and taking cover behind his broad shoulders. “That’s three fucking times, you sadistic bastard! Do I look like Trayvon to you that you need to follow me and fuck me over?” Pol-tan bellowed. St. Zimmerman only snorted in amusement. “Hey, I only go where Kek wills. Blame the frog-god for having a sense of humor and cock-blocking you. Anyway, get dressed. Sir Nigel needs you right now. Apparently that bastard mayor of London, Sadiq Khan, leaked word of the operation to the EU fleet, so we’re leaving ASAP.” And with that, the saint vanished in a flash of light. Pol-tan let out a weary sight, before pulling WAT-tan out from hiding behind him, and giving her a gentle kiss. “Rain check, eh babe?” WAT-tan returned the kiss and smiled. “You owe me one.”

Only 30 minutes later found the pair seated in a helicopter with Sir Farage, the meme-ified Aston Martin in tow underneath them, suspended from cables. In those thirty minutes Sir Nigel had explained the plan. Pol-tan was not at all pleased. WAT-tan, on the other hand, was absolutely elated, practically bouncing in her seat like a school girl going to prom. “So let me get this straight” began Pol-tan. “The American have sent every single one of their Nimitz and Ford class super-carriers into the English Channel. And then they are going to line them up, absolutely no gaps between them…” Sir Nigel nodded, a massive grin on his face. “Right so far, lad!”

12/16

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>>16177992
>>16178000

>LEWD WARNING
>LEWD WARNING
>LEWD WARNING

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>>16178004

“And WAT-tan will drive at top speed across every single flight deck, the newly installed electromagnetic catapults adding speed, until we are launched straight into the Merkel and Junker’s ship. At which point, WAT-tan and I eject, and watched the fireworks.” Beside him, WAT-tan let out an excited giggle, throwing her arms around Pol-tan’s neck excitedly, kissing his cheek. “You take me on the best dates! I am so sorry for being pouty on the plane, sweetie!”

“Alright, let’s even say that this could even work. How are we going to get enough lift? I know we’ll have the speed, but…” Pol-tan started, but was interrupted. “That’s the best part. Look out the window, we should be close enough to see,” said Sir Nigel. Turning his head, Pol-tan shifted slightly, and for a brief moment questioned the sanity of working with a god of pure chaos, but after seeing this, he knew he had no choice but to resign himself to his fate. Floating beside the fleet of American carriers was another carrier, easily twice as large as any other. Except, instead of a flight deck, it was simply one massive ramp, roughly 560 meters or 1840 feet. “The HMS Eternal Anglo,” said Sir Nigel proudly.

WAT-tan and Pol-tan get into the car and strapped themselves into the Aston Martin as the choppers disconnected its tow cables and veered off. “Well, it’s a straight shot. Can’t really miss, I suppose,” Pol-tan said with amusement. “Don’t worry, Pol-tan, I never miss. But I know I’m missing something…” Shaking his head with amusement, Pol-tan clicked the button on radio. “Hey, Nige. Think you could get one of the escort ships to fire off a round somewhere into the ocean when you want us to start. It’s sorta a good luck charm for WAT-tan.” A very loud laugh was the only response, but the starboard guns on one of the nearest frigates began to turn. “Oh, sweetie, aren’t you thoughtful. Now watch what your girl can do.”

13/16

>>16178011

With that, she started revving the engine, licking her lips and gazing at the long trail of flight decks before her with a hungry expression. The seconds dragged before finally the booming sound of a deck gun firing split the air. Pol-tan was slammed against the seat as WAT-tan let out a cry of pure jubilation, tires skidding for a moment before the bomb on wheels surged forward. Pol-tan’s eyes flicked over to the speedometer as it hit 100mph. Then a sudden jolt shook him, slamming him back against the seat once more as the needle shot all the way to 200mph, unable to go any higher. The first of the electromagnetic catapults, he surmised briefly. The car shot across the joined decks of the American carriers, picking up more and more speed each time they were jolted forward by the power of the catapults. As they drew nearer and nearer to the HMS Eternal Anglo, the imposing ramp seemed more and more like a mountain casting a shadow over the open ocean. Pol-tan gripped his seat tighter while WAT-tan’s grin simply got larger.

And then the pair hit the ramp, wheels barely touching the ground at this point. Inertia hit Pol-tan hard in the stomach like a fist as the car shot up. And then suddenly the pair was flying. The sound of the engine died down to a low rumble as WAT-tan took her foot off the gas. One could almost imagine it was a peaceful pitstop were it not for the ocean below them, subtle feeling of vertigo, and the swiftly approaching black mass on the horizon.

As the flying Aston Martin, or flying meme-bomb as Pol-tan had taken to calling it, drew closer to the EU fleet, he saw just how massive it was. Thousands of cargo ships each packed full of rapefugees equipped with suicide vests. And in the center, one massive ship flying the EU flag. The place where Merkel and Junker were. Their target. “Well, babe, I think it’s about time we bail.”

14/16

>>16178019

“No! Not yet!” interrupted WAT-tan. Fumbling with her racing suit, she pulled out a small mp3 player. “Now!” With that, she popped the cover on the stick shift, hitting the big red button. A loud bang cut the air as the roof was blown away and the seats flew out. WAT-tan and Pol-tan were launched high into the air as the Aston Martin meme-bomb soared straight towards the EU flagship. Just as it collided and the first glorious plumes of fire began to rise, WAT-tan hit play and the ever-so-familiar notes of the 1812 overture finale began to play. Explosion after explosion rocked the waves as the initial impact caused a chain reaction. Merkel and Junker’s ship was utterly decimated and already sinking beneath the waves as individual cargo ships began to explode, the blasts setting off scores of the snackbar’s vests across the entire fleet, seemingly in time with the booming tones of the song. Pol-tan leaned in, kissing WAT-tan deeply, her entire face lit up and aglow from the lights below them, before tugging on their parachutes.

A week later Pol-tan found himself lounging at WAT-tan’s place, giddily sitting in front of the TV. Despite the sheer insanity of the destruction of the EU fleet, it was what happened after that left him the most dumbfounded. Both he and WAT-tan had been granted an audience with Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth II. After a long and prolonged ceremony, involving many awards and lavish praise, she honored them each a boon of their choice were it in her power. Pol-tan hadn’t hesitated an instant, requesting Sadiq Khan’s head and that the Queen make London white again, which she happily consented to do. As for WAT-tan, her wish was far less expected. Looking over at her eagerly bouncing in her seat in front of the TV, Pol-tan couldn’t begrudge her one bit. “Make Top Gear great again,” she had said simply. “Bring back Jeremy Clarkson!”

15/16

>>16177981
Lol I was exaggerating a bit, but basically most people don't have such radical ideas, and /pol/ doesn't understand that.

>>16178027
Someone cap and crop this all together so I can save and read layer when I'm not stuck at work plox

>>16178027

And so it was that Pol-tan found himself at WAT-tan’s place, about to watch his first episode of Top Gear. “You know, Mein Fuhrer, I don’t think I’ve properly thank you for helping me” whispered WAT-tan and she slipped into his lap. “And we still have a little bit before the show starts,” she added enticingly, tugging up the short hem of the orange and white skirt she was wearing today.

As Pol-tan leaned closer, about to help her with her top, the room filled with light. “Well hello there, you two,” said an amused St. Zimmerman, a flashy sombrero on his head. Sorry to interrupt, but you’re needed on the border. Pronto!”

“You fucking son of a bitch!” Growled Pol-tan.

END PART III

And that's that for part III. Updated pastebin is

G3NGUan6

Hope you all enjoy it, and thanks for letting me clog up your board since /pol/ is so finicky about me posting. As I said, I won't be on for several days so I hope this tides you over.

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>all this lewd
You did good anon.

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So the official /polo/mobile is the kübelwagen?
Fuck water indeed.

>>16178073
btw I need ideas to draw stuff related to the car

>>16177966
>/pol/ knows how to hide it's power level

After the amount of times people were told to calm down over the marriage thing at /o/'s request, no /pol/ has lost its touch on how to hide power level.

>>16178079
you don't hide your power level in 4chan m8

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>>16177938
>>16177943
>>16177954
>>16177961
>>16177970
>>16177976
>>16177978
>>16177983
>>16177987
>>16177992
>>16178000
>>16178004
>>16178011
>>16178019
>>16178027
>>16178041
>>16178051
>>16178040

CAP OF PART 3

>>16177961
>Many Strayan shitposters died to bring us this information

My fucking sides are in orbit! God damn, I love this series, fucking awesome work lad.

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newfag from /pol/ here just wanted to say I think this is fantastic also got me to start listening to Eurobeat again.

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>>16178041
this is real good shit lad!

>>16178089
You might not but when being a guest on another board toning it down a bit helps.

>>16178115
Can you really blame them?
All this high energy is getting to their heads
They're still feeling the rush

>>16178000
>How oh how are we going to save the white race if you cum in my mouth?

Every /pol/ack's dream right there.

>>16177907
Do you think WAT-tan is real life?

>>16178172
No, it's obviously fantasy. I just think /pol/ doesn't deserve a date.

>>16178185
Well, that's like, your opinion, man.

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>>16178185
/pol/ is a board of peace

>>16178041
this is the best
thank you, holy shit.

>>16177970
I was kinda hoping for a twingo desu

post the story of polo crashing into r9k whose crashing the ball. pls

>>16178229
No. No more things that can trigger /r9k/ drama pls. They've finally calmed down.

>>16178092
>blowing up a DB5
I know its fiction but this trigegrs me

its like when they faked blowing up a DB3 in Skyfall

always gets to me.

I'm not even from /o/ I just have a hard on for Astons.


but,. as always, fantastic writing anon
thanks.

what's the most red pilled car to own /o/?

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>>16177907
>Projecting this hard.

Wew lad. I reckon most /pol/tards, whilst maybe not currently in a relationship, have probably had one whilst red-pilled.

>>16178240
but it was so funny ;-;

>>16178250
>>16178256
the only correct answer

>>16178265
>700 hp
>128 mm main gun
>crumple zones? nah, 150 mm sloped frontal armor
>0.2 mpg

yes