/pol/-OC/Drawthread

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Threadly reminders

FIRST FOR /lgbt/ SUBVERSION

>>>/lgbt/7228065

>>>/lgbt/7228065

>>>/lgbt/7228065

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Still waiting for this to be done with /pol/ /o/ and /x/.

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>>98875309

Our friend Writefag strikes with Part 1 and 2!

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>>98875702
Part 2

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i hate /lgbt/

>>98875581
I meant redrawing, not just a faceswap.

Crosslink to /o/ thread:
>>>/o/16170617

>>98875439
wait was i arguing with fucking /pol/acks pretending to be asspirates? who's jewing who here

>>98875439
>Pushing it harder even though it was already link during the day
>Pushing it now that someone has openly stated they are trying to drive wedges between boards

I want shills to fuck off

>>98876478
Hi /lgbt/

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>>98876587
>>>/lgbt/7238107

Nice try kike

>>98877228
>implying that's not /lgbt/ trying to stop the retribution they so justly deserve

Requesting any of the following:
/k/ and /pol/ going to war in the middle east and taking the oil, giving it to /o/

/o/ and /pol/ drifting into protestors

/pol/ asking /o/ if blinker fluid is another jew trick or if his bill is correct

>>98876478
>>98876587
>>98877228
>>98877436
I don't know who's jewing who anymore

>>98877655
That's what happens when you play 6.000.000D Chess

>>98877655
Checked, my main point is we dropped in told them we knew and now they'll either switch strategy or prove to be shills doing exactly what I linked.

>>98875309
D/o/m tan a best

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>>98877559
>/k/ and /pol/ going to war in the middle east and taking the oil, giving it to /o/
>/pol/ asking /o/ if blinker fluid is another jew trick or if his bill is correct
I need this in my life.
And the one with /k/ and /pol/ needs to have a Trump in the background, like in this one

>>98877559
this

>>98875309
this is my fetish

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WEW

Whatever happened to Chamberlain? Did he ded?

>>98878774
He got the Robespierre treatment
F

>>98878245
YES do this

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>>98878771
Why are they doing this? /o/ above all doesnt deserve this shit.

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>>98878771
What if I told you it was the bitch subverting us using the gays?

When are we singing gas gas gas with /o/

Good idea from the /o/tists
>>>/o/16170736

>>98879983
>>>/o/16171034
Soon.

just keeping the thread alive, don't mind me

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Inserting more past OC!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yBd5RY7GRo

relevant

>>98881273

Love it.

But desu /pol/ looks better un-scarred

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>>98878771
subvert em right back

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Can't draw for shit but this looks like a good idea
>>>/o/16173020

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>>98881273

getting lex+mercy vibes
i love it

>>98881672
DO IT

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Silly request.
/o/ explaining to /pol/ the merits of DEI over traditional forms of forced induction.

>>98882389

You may need to give us a quick blurb on what said merits are.

/o/ lewdly teasing the fuck out of /pol/
/pol/'s eyes turn yellow (he's growing stronger) snaps and starts d/o/minating her

>>98882389
>implying /pol/ knows cars
>implying artists know cars.

Yeah this >>98882551

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>>98882389
I need to browse /o/ more

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>>98869681
Hey, here's your guide! Any questions, ask me or Google.

>>98882551
It's a meme. Direct Exhaust Injection is just connecting the exhaust back to the air intake.

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>>98882985
>is just connecting the exhaust back to the air intake.

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>>98882689
not unless /o/ somehow subverts it and gains control.

its kind of the theme so far, not a rule but,
"/o/ drives."
i guess except for pussy grabbing, because funny.

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>>98882985
this is too brutal to be a meme
I can see why you guys wear the pants in the relationship

Fuck richard simmons and fuck lgbt people.
Also fuck hapsburg and fuck autistrian people.

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>>98875309
that pic

>tfw this will never happen for you irl

wait what happened to /x/? i thought pol was with x

>>98882985

fucking kek, that's funny. So WAT-tan is basically just fucking with Pol-tan. I love it.

/r/ing the donald getting cucked by /pol/ with ivanka

ALSO FUCK CTHULU AND FUCK PARANORMAL PEOPLE

>>98882551
>>98882726
Quick break down from a mechanic, exhaust is air and fuel that has already been burnt up in the engine. Routing it directly back into the engine would make it impossible to run because it has already been used. Most diesels have an EGR (Exhaust Gas Recycling) system where a little goes back in but too much and it kills the engine.

>>98883389
whore tried to steal our meme magic

>>98883238
I don't think there'd be an issue with /pol/ taking the lead for once
Plus women love power, especially when it's flipped on their heads
But I can see /o/ getting into it
Maybe some cups of super male vitality are to blame

>>98883346
Must be >280 pounds fat then.

Literally just get a gf

>>98883741
I think he's memeing about a girl using his dick as a stick shift.

>>98883535

Thanks, much appreciated. If it doesn't get drawn, I'll include it in a future writefag.

>>98883970
No problem man, I'm surprised I never wandered over to /o/ sooner since I like working on vehicles.

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>>98882765
It's a party.

>>98882389
She could explain how to check the muffler's ball bearings to see if they've gone good or bad.

>>98880029
A CUTE!

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>>98885329
That's the totaled Rex, right?

>>98883741
plz be my ai gf

How a bout a hot scene where o is explaining to pol about the importance of changing your fluids regularly.

She rubs her hand along his dick and says "Too much pressure is bad for your, uh... engine."

>>98887221
She also says leaks are a bad sign, winking with soaking panties

>>98887767
something about plugging leaks

>>98887767
Hot stuff!

These lewds just might meme the white race back above replacement level breeding again.

>>98888645
>>98887767
>>98887221

Stealing for future writing, if no one minds.

>>98889574
Feel free to use any ideas I post in this thread. I'm an occasional write fag and come to pol to play. I never post anything that I might try to publish (music mostly) someday.

>>98878245
I feel like WAT-tan is the sort of girl where hard-fought oil would actually be considered a romantic gift. And I find that incredibly sexy.

>>98878245
Damn /o/ is Thicc

anyone have the one where pol cuts an air freshener into a lynching?

>>98883536

explain

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>>98875758
>Vroom, Vroom Mein Fuhrer
Fucking christ that line is so cheesy that I've developed lactose intolerance just by reading it

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>>98881273
>White People Do Something

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>>98891872

>>98892418
thanks, senpai

>>98883389
For the last fucking time
RELATIONSHIP ENDED WITH /X/
/O/ IS NOW BEST DATE

REEEEEE

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>>98881273
>>98878245

Was it intentional or coincidental that /pol/ tan looks like Hans Gruber from die hard?

>>98892875
yes

>>98887221
too much pressure and you blow a gasket lel

>>98892806
They know. They're just trying to get a rise out of you.

>>98891735
Mexibro tends to draw her on the more curvaceous side (note: real curvaceous, not that tumblr bullshit) and it's delicious.

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>>98878771
>boards are now actively trying to subvert each other

are we taking this too far?

>>98893634

That's nothing new, though. We fuck with each other even on normal days.

>>98879216
Fags are all 100% attention seeking whores just like women.

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>>98885695
Oh yeah. Can't forget those. Exhaust sparkplug too.

>>98893601
>>98892806

I actually don't know what happened tho. I haven't been on 4chan in a few days. I was excited about pol's ghost girlfriend. What went wrong? Someone said she tried to steal pol's meme magic. What does that mean?

/O/ here. I've seen some of you guys talking about Pol harbor back on our board. Can someone explain this meme?

>>98893575
Good one!

I don't know car speak so adjust dialogue as needed to make sense with the innuendo.

>>98894641

Moot happened. /pol/ had to migrate to cripplechan for a while.

did all the drawfags leave?

>>98894641
I AM A ROBOT
>I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
>I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
>I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
>I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
>I AM A ROBOT
I AM A ROBOT
>I AM A ROBOT

>>98894641
Moot trolled the board extremely hard as a last fuck you before he left. Captcha was disabled and there were ads to shirt post on /pol/.

Also the home page had a cuckholding video and a robot song complete with a song that looped forever.

After that troll we got flags and ID and it's been that way ever since. We used to have self-chosen flags like nazi or libertarian flags to choose from

>>98894641
IM HOWLING AT THE MOON!

>>98894641
Somebody link him the /pol/ harbor video that was removed from youtube

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>>98882389
>>98882985

Here on /pol/ we know something about this

>>98895894
>infinite electricity

>>98894641
Look for yourself
https://archive.is/HTxeO

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>>98895894
>Bernie- An Economic Revolution

>>98894641
>>98895886
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0lMrFMYKv8

GUYS
We need to do a /pol/ sings "Do You Hear the People Ree"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjUWmRPpJyY

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>>98895813
Also of note, among a sea of shitposts only one general could stay on the front page. Brit/pol stood alone that day, unwavering.
Oddly enough the raid was similar to what that cunt alphonse would do on /o/, go on late at night and spam a bunch of shit threads that would slide all the normal threads in to the archive.
Maybe /o/ and /pol/ have more in common than we think.
>t. /pol/fag who used to browse /o/ until the summerfags became too much

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>>98875309

5000 hours of paint incoming.

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>>98878245

Holy shit, /o/-tan has some thicc thighs, gunna need some more lewds

>>98894641
moot (when he was relevant) got caught being a beta cuck faggot to a ultra-liberal reporter, and also apparently carried her bags for her when they were traveling (despite her having a boyfriend).

So moot got assmad that he had been found out and nuked /pol/ for a couple of days, thinking that it would make other boards like him.

It failed, spectacularly and he left within a few weeks.

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>>98897038
Manual transmissions will do that.

Jesus, sounds awful. Thanks for the info, /pol/acks.

>>98897000
just use one of those photoshop knockoffs to remove the border

>>98897038
Yeah Mexibro draws her in a way that makes everyone's dick diamonds

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>>98893575
>blow my gasket

>>98897408

Just posting to offer a rough idea. My computer is too much of a potato to use a photoshop right now.

>>98893575
>"aww, are you gonna blow a gasket?"

>>98875309
>cousin used to do this to me when I was like 12
>she was 20
>I basically had no idea what was going on but found it funny because I liked gran turismo and other racing games

>>98897766
[A CERTAIN ONAMONAPIA ]

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>>98897766

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>>98897959

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>>98897766
fug.

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>>98897038

Found it on the Shimmie

Comic strip style.

O is going to take pol on a full moon drive/park and have sex, in a classy bench seat cruiser.

1st panel: O is driving to pick up pol for a date. She is shown thinking about how much more fun manual sports cars are than column shifters.
2nd panel: O is thinking about pol putting his hand on the inside of her leg, then she moving over to kiss him, then climbing into the back seat and having sex. Her heart beats a little faster and she blushes.

(I've been doing the early bird shift so I'm too tired to write right now. I'll do some more tomorrow.)

>>98881672
SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS

>>98897317
Clutch-pumping leg presses?

>>98899033
Even if its only a 9lb clutch, if you do it 1000 times a day it will be great for your legs.

Requesting /o/-tan cutting /pol/-tan's beard.

>>98898391
Dick way too small for this board's ego.

>>98899554
Its average.
AVERAGE!

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>>98896950
>a non-redditor sticking through the election
It's been trying, hasn't it? It's still pretty fucking annoying, especially when newfriends in this very thread just ask us questions that could be answered through a week of lurking or 10 minutes of encyclopedia dramatica, but I think we're gonna make it.

>>98896479
my god

>>98896479
[ap/o/calypse flashbacks intensify]

>>98900776
im scared to ask

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>>98901534
dont

>>98901534
A flood of gay furry porn, flushing half the board into the archive.
Every night.
For a week in a row.

Multiple times.

It may not quite be /pol/harbor levels, but it was bad.

>>98901939

But why would they bother? Was it just shits and giggles or did you offend someone?

>>98897630
try paint.sai
works just fine as a PS alt and its free

>>98878245

THICC

>>98897959
did you fug her yet?

>>98902051
Just one guy who's friends with the mods (or a rogue mod himself) and who wanted to completely run an innocent board into the ground, as far as I know.

>>98901939
>>98901880
shit

>>98902366

What is it with you and 66? two this thread and another on /o/

>>98894641
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQEutPGTzCs

>>98900101
The most trying part is CTR. I'm not surprised an outside party crashed our board of peace, I'm fucking shocked that people actually take us serious enough to go through that much trouble.
I've been on./pol/ since ZimZam, but I migrated from /o/ then.
>I think we're going to make it
/pol/ is always right

>>98894641
>Pol harbor
DON'T ASK

>>98875309
RIGHT HAND IS THROTTLE
FUCK YOU

LEARN TO RIDE YOU FUCKING NOBIKE CAGER ARTIST

fucking post OC or delete the thread

>>98896950
>Brit/pol stood alone that day, unwavering.
Well of fucking course we did.

>>98894641
https://youtu.be/V0lMrFMYKv8

>>98902973
MEME
A
G
I
C
it's rubbing off on them

>>98903164
>the motion lines from her left hand are implying she's holding a steering wheel

Its ok after you said it I saw it immediately.

>>98903405
And we always will.

/brit/pol is eternal.

>>98902973
Fun fact, the number of the house where I live is 66.

>>98903451
Not just that it's the same guy, he got one there and here >>98897766
and another on /o/ I think he's a wizard or something

>>98903625
They don't call us the eternal anglo for nothing

also
>tfw you've had a thread ready for brit/pol/ for the last two threads and haven't been able to use it because you keep getting beaten to the punch

>>98903164

She's clearly pretending she's driving a 1987 Ford Escort MK II, her right hand is moving the "shifter" out of the dogleg first gear (they configured it like that to allow for faster 2-3 and 3-2 shifts) and her left hand is steering the car.

>>98903779
many who come here find kek. most without meaning to
GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE

>>98902366
Alphonse, Corey, and that enormous faggot trip mrcummy-or-whatever-the-fuck. They are all just shit trolls.
I haven't had the time to work on my ride so I haven't been on /o/ for awhile, but honestly those faggots may be a little of the reason too.
Other shit tripfags I remember were nomiata and especially inu.
>leased
>automatic
>toyoburu

>>98904037
I fucking love /o/

>>98904037
/o/tism is fucking incredible

I love you guys already.

>>98904037
Confirmed: /o/ is the perfect Winter Ball date. Bar fucking none.

>>98904136
Alphonse is still there, though he doesn't flood the board anymore. He just makes constant "gm BTFO!" and Ecoboost threads. Dunno what happened to Corey.
Mrcummy is still an annoying trip/furfag, but far from Alphonse level.
Notamiata is still an idiot and a pretty good source of lulz. Inu has an Evo now and constantly brags about its 500hp (totally true btw).

Mjet seems to have disappeared after he got bantz'd into oblivion for his
>DIESEL FIAT

>>98904638
I think you mean /c/.

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>>98904037
jesus

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>>98904037

>>98904731
fuck mjet

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>>98904037
I agree with these two
>>98904465
>>98904638

>>98904078
I almost spit out my drink thanks for the laugh

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/c/pol/o/ threesome when?

>>98904037
>not an EUDM E30 BMW M3, widely regarded as one of the ULTIMATE DRIVING MUSHEENs
m8

>>98904886
>first time someone told me they laughed at my comment
:?)

>>98875758
Part.. 3?

>>98905433
No, that's degenerate. /o/ is the only one we need

>>98904742
/c/ was what we needed at the time. A little ray of sunshine in a terrible year that gave us the strength to lend our collective might to the God Emperor. We're in such high spirits and have attained such power that /c/ can go make someone else happy.

>>98878245
>>98875309

This is cheating you're JUST drawing poppy.

>>98905630
/c/ and /pol/ are too cute. I just want /pol/-tan to be happy. And who else can bring him joy like a cute aryan girl?

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lel, looks like /lgbt/ is going to the ball with Pence

>>98905846
breh

Wat-tan>>>>>>>>>Poppy>teedo

>>98905433
digits apparently recommend

maybe we can ask next year?

>>98905970
Shocking update.

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>>98893634
>we are the jews

>>98905596
That's an excellent line of thinking. I can't argue with that.

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>>98904731
KKK can be annoying, but at least he fucking trys.
Auto_X_truck was a badass, really helpful with good info
LPG has funny stories, but him and inb4 are too tight with the mods, they would make the board reddit tier if you let them
Dracula had/has some really nice shit
Trailertrashed really, and I mean really doesn't give a fuck
Vinbro and mightybenz were based just for the services they provided.
SCBro was fun because of the butthurt he would cause
I can't even remember all the old assholes like dead, jackal and phosgene
>inb4 sucking tripfag cock on an anonymous website
You have to remember, /o/ is a board about cars. When people would post pics of thier cars they would be associated and remembered by them. So instead of becoming known as "that fag with the GTR" alot of these guys tripped up. One of the few boards this shit is acceptable in IMHO.

>>98893765
this

>>98906135
we've been better than the jews at this for some time now

we really got ahead of them this year though

>>98904037

top fucking kek, aut/o/bots. You guys are glorious.

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>>98906135
To beat the jew, you just become the jew.

>>98906505
This election proved that we can out-jew the jews using memes.

>>98906233
there is still the guy with the fd and gtr in nipland who hasn't tripped up yet afaik

>>98906610
PRAISE

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>>98906946
Yeah that's SCBro
Some more board culture /pol/ may not know, they have generals, lots of fucking generals.
/DBT/ containment board for people to make fun of nobikes and cagers. I swear to god every poster is a fucking Australian, or at least they act like one.
/truckerfag general/ all about driving semi trucks. Pretty funny in a trailer park boys kind of make you feel better about yourself way.
/classic car general/ self explanatory. Some anons with nice older cars and a tripfag called blue disco nova who is piss easy to troll.
/daily Datsun thread/ people get together and talk about what rusted off their Datsun today
A few others I can't be arsed to think of

>>98895885
plz post that vid I can't find it :(

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>>98908225
As a former /o/, and /g/ fag and now a /pol/ack. this is all true.
Also Im looking at getting a 90's era shitbox that FR soon. any suggestions?

>>98903105
It's just JIDF under a different name, senpai.

>>98908596
It was posted earlier in the thread.

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>>98906946
>fd and gtr
My bad, I thought that was someone else in this post>>98908225

>>98908225
/hg/ and /tg/, the Honda and Toyota generals.
/osg/, sticker thread.
/ovg/, virtual motorsports.

We also had a Porsche general for a bit which was really comfy, and Twingo threads are always fun. Legitimate stories and productivity between the memes, see Twingo plushies, the guy who made a Twingo ute (pickup) and that madman that took his Twingo on a roadtrip and then took it for 3 laps around the Nurburgring.

>>98908764
It's always the jews
>>98908718
I think DSMs are still the go to cheap performance shitbox. Miats are going up in price but are as gay as cum in a mustache.
If only there was a board about cars you could ask there.....

>>98908718
fiero with a bodykit

>>98909416
I really wish everyone would go back to JIDF now that the election was over, but it seems like 80% of /pol/ is 2nu to remember.

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>>98875309
c-could i get a girl here to vocaroo themselves saying "vroom vroom" in a sexual voice?

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>/pol/ tries to redpill /o/ about the jews
>/o/ redpills us on automobiles

>>98909876
>not Vroom Vroom mein Furher
M8 read these
>>98875702
>>98875758

>>98909876
If not here, there are threads for things like that on /soc/. I forget what they're called, but something like female audio request threads or whatever.

>>98910185
its easier to redpill someone about cars than how an international clique of billionaires have been planning to globalize the world for several centuries

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>>98906280
>>98906505
>implying this board isn't single-handedly powered by Jews like me manipulating the goyim

Your hearts are in the right place, chaps, but someone has to do the thinking. Not all of us are evil. But some are.

>t. had $20 stolen from me at a family reunion when I was 10

>>98909876

If we're going to sperg out and beg femanons to do things, we need to do it all the way. Get her to say Vroom, Vroom, Mein Fuhrer like in >>98875758

>>98909876
I'm not a girl, but I'm wearing a dress. Is that ok?

>>98910434
>>98910228
>>98909876

see

>>98910340

>>98910440

Go back, /lgbt/.

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>>98909234
They actually have lots of user interaction and meet ups. Which may or may.not be a good thing considering our little slice of the internet.

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What the fuck is this shit

Fucking saged

>>98910999
>too new to know WInter Ball
WASTED GET
A
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E
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G
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We earned /pol/-tan got a good woman this year for the ball, he earned a break after all the battles he fought this year.

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>>98910999
It's called tradition newfag. Lurk moar, or at least read the op.
There are plenty of shill threads on page 1 you can sage if you just can't control yourself

>>98911544
i'm glad /pol/-tan*

fucking ell.

/x/ here
Just came to say that we never liked y'all and we don't want yall near us again

>>98911702
We only go after you to cuck /v/ like before. Its entirely for rivarly purposes.

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>>98911702
No meme magic for you, fag. Go back to failing to summon a semen demon.

>>98911702
Great. Maybe you can summon a tulpa to turn you down too.

>>98909540
that's MR silly

>>98910999
you don't deserve those trips, faggot

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>>98911702
K den
>had better sex in jail

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>>98911702

running low on options.. Better go back and reconsider r9k

>>98911702
fuck off. don't speak for all of us you succubus summoning fuck.

/x/ here, you guys are alright sometimes.

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>>98911859
Kek'd

>>98911992

"I had better pussy as a POW in San Francisco after the Battle of Las Vegas."

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>>98911309
>>98911906
>>98911573

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>>98875309

>file deleted

FUCKING MODS REEEEEEEE

>>98912883
its not deleted anon

>>98912941

Refresh the page, it's gone. At least for me, too.

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>>98913514
I got you famalam

>>98913514
>>98912883
fucking kike mods

/pol/ impregnating /o/ and conceiving /milvehic/ pls.

Mods always delete porn stuff if its the OP pic. Post them after and its fine

>>98914556

Mivelhic?

>>98914556
>/pol/ impregnating /o/
we're not even fucking married you whore.

Also people want /poloc/ three way next year...
not sure how people on other boards would feel about this

>>98914827
military vehicle I assume

>>98875309
Can whoever drew this make a version of the guy busting in her hand? I can't finish to this unless the guy finishes too.

>>98914827

Military Vehicles, or something along those lines.

>>98914930
>Three way
That's degenerate

>>98914930
While I understand the necessity for /pol/-tan to spread his superior Aryan seed, I don't think we can do that to /o/.

>>98915066
What if /o/ wants it too?

>>98914930

I guess that is a good point.

>>98914930

Both are degenerate. Babies comes from wives only. Everything else is kikedom (tried to correct to LinkedIn haha).

And no threesomes. /C/ is pure and /pol/ isn't that sort of guy.

>>98914947
Gotcha

>>98915128

This desu

>>98915207

>>98882811
neat

>>98915207
>/C/ is pure
just wait till [s4s] get done with them

>>98914556
>>98914930
>>98915066
>>98915128
>>98915154
We aren't married for one, and two someone asked about marrying them several threads ago and they said to cool your jets and wait a year or so this is the first date.

>>98915207
We have a very special bond with /c/. Would hate to spoil it.

>>98915207

>Fucking for any reason other then procreation

come on it's 2016. Think of all the dirty talk write fags could write about. /o/ wanting /pol/tan to produce a new production hybrid in her womb.

>>98915406
they also said come back to them with quads

>>98915406
Yes so did we.

It was like three people talking about marriage and its far too soon

we also have the "new board every year" tradition

>>98914930
It's only one or two vocal people calling for /poloc/. I for one think we should ask /o/ alone next year, since this year seems to be absolutely ripe with content.

>>98915478
>current year
As expected of a fucking leaf

>>98915513
Honestly I think we should go for a different board again

lots more fun with drawfags that way and we're likely going to run dry if we go for another year too soon

imo we should keep up that tradition

>>98915513

I second this.

>>98915513
Threesomes are sort of in bad taste, as it makes drawfags confused and unfocused, not to mention slows OC creation by a multiple of 1.5

>>98915488
They said either wait a year or come back with quads. One or the other.

>>98892418
Laughed way too hard at this.

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>>98915616

I'm trying to grow into a tree, but the East won't let me.

>>98915646
What other non-degenerate female board-tans are there that don't hate us and aren't already taken?

>>98915488
They said to come back with quads or wait a year

>>98915496
True but /k/ and /an/ if I remember correctly are "married" and then once every now and then they go with different people.

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>>98915843

/ck/. I haven't seen anyone try to get a date with them ever. /ck/ frequently reaches /pol/ level racism as well.

>>98915843
>non-degenerate
>4chan
kek

>>98915938
>getting married in the middle of a war
"no"

/pol/ is always at war and therefore we cannot get married.
You cannot drag women into war.

>>98911859
kek top banter

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>>98916155

A nice traditional girl.

>>98916155
married to /co/ m8

/cock/ is eternal

>>98916155

/co/ck/ is quite steamy actually. no pun intended

http://dis.4chanhouse.org/write/#7

>>98916155
/ck/ has been married to /co/ since time immemorial. If that weren't the case I'd absolutely be advocating it because she's perfect.

>>98916338
>Not that she minded if he gained a little weight, most of the time. Said it looked cute on him - he said it made him look like Ted Kord that one time.

haha sides gone

>>98916329
>>98916338
>>98916417

Fuck.

How about we enjoy this year before deciding next year? It's far too soon.

>>98916155
>leaf trying to get /co/ cucked

>>98916281
Maybe one day we'll finally win the war.

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>>98911573
I have such a fucking car-boner for the Stratos.

>>98916561
we are

but this happens every year.

Anyway with talk of "marriage" to /o/ it has to be spoken about.

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>>98915938
/k/ and /an/
You would think /x/ would be used to rejection by now

>>98916568
>Maybe one day we'll finally win the war.
and then another shall arise

the nature of our board is more conflict filled than /k/

every war we have a place in
every argument we have a place in

we are conflict.
if it wasn't for this we would not exist.

as edgy as it sounds its true.
/pol/itics is conflict by nature.

So we can't even outright win.

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>>98916623
>when you have a Stratos folder on your phone
I want a lister bell replica with an ecoboost turbo just to bomb around the back roads.

>>98916934
That makes me extremely sad for some really weird reason.

/an/ and /k/ got a divorce.

>>98916520
I guess /e/ isn't TOO degenerate, /m/ might be willing next year, /w/ and /wg/ are okay, /s/ maybe, but that's about it. We can always go for the holy grail of /po/, but that's almost guaranteed beyond our reach since they never go with anyone.

Personally I think it's better to stick with /o/ now that we've found a board that (a). doesn't hate us, (b). isn't a child like /c/ (just stating facts, /c/ was a great date last year), and (c). has a pretty good overlap of interests, great potential for jokes, and has already spawned so much quality OC.

That's just my two cents, though.

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>>98916281
/c/ helps us get through the days. She would be a lovely girl to be married to in a time of war, keep the morale up.

/o/ is a tough girl she could deal. In fact she would probably participate in the war.

We could totally still marry my man.

New /o/ sister thread

>>>/o/16174272

>>98917323
"war, war never changes"

Either way like our Brit friend said its too early to talk of marriage so lets enjoy this ball and see what the future holds.

>>98917710
never said anything about the marriage, just repeating what I saw last night is all.

>>98917405
Is it just me, or pol-tan is the biggest player of the board..? So much to not be a degenerate..
Oh well, he might as well have a Harem by this heights.

>>98917849
He gets and protects white waifus.

In doing so, said white waifus fall in love with him. But he moves on, making sure not one aryan board falls to degeneracy

Heck /c/ has military and nazi anime girl threads now.

>>98917814
I get you my man, just throwing out my support of waiting

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>>98917405

This just inspired me. shieet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1sEt3NjHNA

>>98918064
>Heck /c/ has military and nazi anime girl threads now.

WElP, time to crossboard to /c/ from time to time..

Man for some reason, I just want the best for pol-tan. The old bastard.

>>98917849
Haha yeah people where talking about that in the first couple winterball threads. An hilarious idea but probably never gonna happen.

Pol is definitely the alpha this year. We did fucking good.

>>98918356
Well, we did just won a war.

>>98917849
I think this leaf >>98918064 pretty much nailed it.
Maybe he has a fetish for purity?

>>98899825
Are ya sure, buddy?
I think we should consider how the board acts to determine such thing.

>>98918350
We all do mate, we all do.

>>98918356
We all did good.

>>98917849
/pol/-tan at the core has confidence, convictions, and discipline despite the paranoia and autistic obsession with eliminating jews. These traits are by themselves attractive, but there was too much social stigma up until now to take him seriously.

Now that /pol/ is victorious, his influence spread organically across all of 4chan and the real world, the other boards no longer have that stigma.

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In coming story dump:
As the smell of breakfast wafted into the room /pol/'s eyes creaked open and immediately winced shut at the sunlight coming in through the blinds. Rolling over his eyes darted around the room trying to piece together why he smelled food cooking and why his head was pounding like the shelling at Dover. Hearing humming floating from the kitchen immediately set /pol/ on edge and sent his mind racing with thoughts like "who makes breakfast before killing someone?" "Was I drugged and it wore off early?" "Will /k/ let me grab a spare bug out bag on my way to a new place?"
With all these thoughts bouncing around /pol/ moved as slowly and quietly as possible, slipping into a pair of long black slacks, throwing on a white button up shirt without closing it and grabbing his trusty Luger. Creeping across the room like a kike trying to sneak away from his latest false flagging en devour, /pol/ tried to keep his mind focused and not drift to self doubts of "did I get drunk like some kind of degenerate?"
As /pol/ creeped down the hall the humming became more and more familiar until it finally hit him, like a boot connecting for the curb stomp, the song was Erika by Herms Niel. His heart pounding now /pol/ immediately began to think "oh no its /x/ damn that whore how did she get in?"

>>98918356
Haha, yeah you are probably right, the whole site would sunk into chaos if one board took all the qts for himself for a year. Fuk imagine the salt and butthurt.

>>98918356
>Pol is definitely the alpha this year
we've always been the alpha.

The internet's alpha is 4chan, and 4chan's alpha is /pol/.

Everyone hates us or wants to be us, or wants to fuck us in the case of the more effeminate parts of the internet.

>>98918449
I think we just portray him as the man we wish to become? Brave, reliable, protector? Or at least that's what I strive for idk.

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>>98917405
Never have I found a fanfic of made up avatars of a Laotian crab diving forum so relatable. Why do our friends and family never understand that right or wrong, were just trying to help, /pol/?

>>98918064
Reminds me of super loli man

>>98918350
I want only the best for him too. I think it is because he looks so honest and hardworking with the stubble and all.

>>98918908
I need to start working out so I can look like /pol/-tan.

>>98918714
Trying to move around the corner into the doorway the way /k/ had, begrudging, taught him /pol/ immediately drew a bead on the source of the humming and felt his heart nearly stop from surprise. Standing in the kitchen over the stove, with her back to the door, stood /o/. Her strawberry blonde hair was done up in her usual pigtails and seemed to reflect the light as if still slightly damp. Waving a wooden spoon in one hand, swinging her hips back and and forth, bobbing her head and humming along what she was wearing is what had redirected the blood flow in /pol/'s veins. All /o/ had on was a pair of blue and white stripped panties with the word FRESH™ in bright red hugging the curves of her butt and one of /pol/s t-shirts that said "KEK wills it" on the back.

Having heard /pol/'s sharp intake of breath /o/ spun on the spot and giggled at him standing slack jawed with a pistol at his side and looking disheveled. "Well good morning sleepy head, I thought I'd have to get one of my bikes and rev it inside your room to wake you." /o/ told him "let me guess, you thought the jews had broke in to make you breakfast?" she teased raising an eyebrow and pointing at his gun with the wooden spoon.

"I...... Uh kinda, either that or another person I'd rather not have in my house." /pol/ answered sheepishly, rubbing the back of his head. "Well now that you're up take a seat breakfast is almost ready, although I don't know how good it will be you have all kinds of natural stuff in here and I'm more a mechanic." /o/ chimed turning back to the stove "yeah kikes put stuff in the overly processed food...." /pol/ mumbled setting the pistol on the table and sitting down facing the stove.

>>98918640
Hmmm interdastin.. now I wonder how all of 4chan really think of us.

>>98918846
I don't think so. /pol/ sort of had to be vindicated in a way that everyone in the world could see, and in a way that no one could possibly deny. Not only that, but he had to provide the entire world with a never-ending flow of libtard tears. No board can realistically ignore /pol/'s achievement anymore. They used to mock and insult /pol/, but now they have absolutely nothing to mock us for. We won so shockingly and so spectacularly that they can't say anything but give us praise.

>>98919043
If you don't start tomorrow, I doubt you will ever start.

>>98919054
In a minute or two /o/ had put down a glass of water and a plate with eggs and pancakes on it. "I normally wouldn't make breakfast but after the night last night I figured I could make an exception." /o/ said sitting down across from him and happily digging in. "Uhh yeah about last night....... Did I..... I mean did we....... because I was drunk?" /pol/ hesitantly asked. In a flash /o/ was up almost knocking over her chair palms placed firmly on the table leaning in so close /pol/ leaned back slightly. "And just what kind of girl do you think I am!" She demanded with a fire in her eyes

/pol/ felt a single bead of sweat roll down the side of his face not because he was afraid or worried but because he so badly wanted to look down slightly since his shirt was a size or two too big for /o/ "Uh no sorry I just....." he trailed off. It clicked in that instant why he felt slightly hesitant /pol/ remembered that fire all to well, he had seen it from the glow of the dash board as /o/ pulled off some hair pin turn or plowed over a cyclist. With that he screwed his eyes shut, leaned his head to the side and pinched the bridge of his nose "damn this head ache, its got me all off balance like some kind of degenerate with a hang over."

"Pffft hahaha" /o/ start laughing flopping back down in her seat " is that what you're so worried about? To let you know no, we didn't do anything like that, I'm wearing this" she said motioning to /pol/'s shirt "because I got some oil on my jumpsuit and its in the wash. As for the reason you're head is bumping like the latest Eurobeat, that would be /r9k/'s fault, he spazzed out after someone said something lewd about /int/ and tried shooting up the place. Luckily you and /k/ had been ready for it, or so it seemed, and tackled him before he could hurt himself. You hit your head pretty bad on the way done and passed out, /r9k/ felt really bad and started crying."