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>>16134351
>>16136122
Are you all wearing wigs as a ralying gimmick yet?
Get out of my tooj faggot, you're slowing me down.
geico
>>16136138
Every time they do a "whose penis is actually the longest?" race between an american muscle car or NASCAR box, a sportbike (not a motoGP bike), and an F1 car, the results look like this
1. F1
2. F1's dust
3. The dust of that dust
4. Sportbike
5. Burgermobile
>>16135713
6'4"annon
I'm 6'2", and I am comfy af
>>16136178
Post your k12r.
>No telelever
You pleb.
Jk though, kinda wanna try it.
But first, the xr !
why is it so fat
>>16135713
Owzit go?
It's bloody good, i rate it highly.
It is made for the discerning hoon. The front suspension allows you to jump on the brakes when you see the cops without any suspension dive so you don't look suss.
>>16136192
K13r matie.
Lighter, faster, quickshifter.
>>16136208
How's the engine reacting?
I'd kinda miss my boxer growl and shake.
how do clip ons affect handling
>>16136208
>173hp 9250rpm
>107hp 9000rpm in french version
Kill me please.
>>16136221
BOXER GROWL AND SHAKE A BEST
>>16136232
bar height affects body position
bar length affects steering leverage
>>16136221
I'd say it's more of a torque beast than a horsepower monster. It gets a bit vibey up top, and its a few horsies down on other 1300 i4s.
But those torques are sneaky fuckers. 140nm, 100nm available from 4,000rpm. You do not hear them, it's not like hp where the revs warn you when it's putting out. It just LAUNCHES.
Ricardo Racing UK took the K12 and worked it, it's leaderbike-quick but still perfect for the streets
>>16136266
ok what if I get ape bars but with clip ons on the end
>wrong thread
WE STUNTMAN AS FUCK NAO
I said
>>16136233
Sorry to hear, i thought french bikes were back to full power now
>>16136249
BOXER GROWL AND SHAKE IS LOVE.
>>16136291
They do, i just didn't took the time to check if this model was available to upgrade, or if it was even legal to do so...
It's still a mess to get through the législation though.
But yeah finally, every new bike is full power, thankfully.
>>16136295
Do they make any 600-800 street boxers?
I don't want to put up with a literbike's insurance and fueling costs and pigfatness
>>16136271
Seems fun.
I know for the lauch, got a paralever on the gs aswell, that's quite surprising at first, no "sitting" of the rear whell when accelerating, just a smooth propulsion forward.
>>16136305
Nah, the minimum is 1200, check the r nine t for a boxer that's till city fit.
It can be a bother if you're passing through 2 rows of cars though, you gotta mind the size of the engine.
But never had hid any mirrors yet with the gs so that's manageable.
>>16136282
...not that much more reactions, mh?
What did you learned from this whole experience?
>>16136337
That i should not post about wrenching when burgers and kangaroos are awake?
>>16136350
>wrenching
>installing a rear brake kit that probably came with instructions
i installed new bar weights and lubed and adjusted all my cables today
we should both go get jobs as pro mechanics bro
>>16136350
> That i will not post niggeridoo we bik loef naw memes until burgers and aussies are awake.
There, fixed it for ya.
>>16136357
My throttle cables got fukt
I had to build a snowmobile-style throttle with a pushbike brake
>>16136362
Wat
Help me dbt. My gsxr has horrible cucked lights. I can improve the brightness with an led/hid kit but my main problems are the narrow beam and low distance clearance on both low and high beams which make night touge or fast riding scary af. Any way to improve that at all?
>>16136380
Buy a cheap led light bar off ebay and wire it up, the brighter the better.
>>16136380
get your lights height adjusted
>>16136370
That's the throttle? Fuck man, I'm sorry.
Enjoy your lack of control I guess
Life sucks when you can't replace cables properly
>>16136208
Shit picture. Cant see the bike
First three words that come to mind?
>>16136305
R 6 5
6
5
>>16136434
very shitty bike
>>16136434
just turned gay
>>16136434
ride the bike
E X 5 0 0
X
5
0
0
>>16136454
looks like shit
>>16136138
>tooj
Please stop this, it's pronounced "toe-gay". Japs don't even have "oo" or "-j" sounds.
>>16136456
better than the G(ay)S(ex)500
>>16136460
sadly not
it even failed this simple task
>>16136459
go back to your "annie mee" board, "sen pie". your "suhgoy" ways are not welcome here, "day soo".
>>16136460
More like Good Succ, because that's what you're getting from all the bitches when they see your bike.
>>16136434
dream machine machine
Hey faggots, I was cleaning my air filter on the used craigslist bike I bought and noticed that this hose wasn't connected. Is this some mod people do or was this just accidentally disconnected?
>>16136471
>wow anon is that a cafe racer
>my dad has a bike like it, it's a 1975 honda
>>16136475
disconnect it again or your bike will run lean and start to burn oil
its made to reach emission standarts, you can disconnect it in everyday use
>>16136475
Don't know what that arrow is pointing at. Is it connected to something at one end and open at the other? Could be a breather tube.
>>16136395
confirmed foer never having ridden a quad
>>>/wsg/1384782
>>16136437
i like it a lot, but the only reason to buy a bmw nowadays is all the modern electronic fuckery imho
>>16136475
maybe a crankcase breather?
or an upside-down overflow?
i don't know about any other hoses that should be unused
>>16136489
>i like it a lot, but the only reason to buy a bmw nowadays is all the modern electronic fuckery imho
NOOOT
>>16136495
Is this some serbian meme?
HELL BENT
>>16136499
Yes, you should know if when you're posting on a serbian war forum
Just bought some Rev'it gloves for this winter and they are fucking incredible holy shit just rode an hour in this winter weather no heated grips or handguards and my hands are still warm.
>>16136370
>I had to build a snowmobile-style throttle with a pushbike brake
There has to be a great backstory on this one why you didn't just replace the pull cable with something like a bicycle derailleur cable as bikers have done for generations.
BTW if Americuck or live elsewhere with non-shit hardware stores you can buy brass cable ends with setscrews to use or modify easily for use with throttle cables. Dorman kits like below are common. I've used both of these kits:
https://www.amazon.com/KiWAV-Universal-Throttle-Emergency-Motorcycle/dp/B009YEYN6A
https://www.amazon.com/Dorman-3336-Cable-Assortment-Piece/dp/B000COCPZM/ref=pd_lpo_263_bs_t_2?ie=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=W5QR5QBCT5ZSSA18PF00
>tools and parts for bike are on the way
>if a default map from power commander doesn't fully iron out my bike's fuelling issues, the absolute last expense on this bike for the time being is going to be $2-300 for a custom map
>after that my bike is going to be running perfectly
well i ended up paying more than i should have for this bike but it's going to be running amazingly once i'm done with it. i don't know how the cosmos aligned to keep me from noticing all of the issues with the bike over the fucking literal hour that i test rode it, but it's been kind of a death by a thousand cuts since i pulled the trigger on it. it's been (and going to continue to be once i start working on it) a learning experience so there's that at least.
>>16136484
>>16136488
it's a tube running from the airbox down to the engine or maybe the crankshaft/case.
>>16136524
Nah, i just ordered a pair for 30€ from AF1
As for backstory
>be on freeway
>downshift to pass
>cable snaps
>bail at the nearest exit
>limp home through clutch and TORKS
>swap in half broken return cable
>too short
>bike idle is now 10k
>redline used to be 9.5k
>try shortening cable
>no luck
>apply genius
>we snowmobile nao
And that's it, really
>>16136537
In my bike i have a similar one going to the front sprocket
It was part of a scottoiler system (auto-lube chain), but i can't be fucked to top it up
I was at eicma today.
Am tired.
Suggest me a movie to watch, maybe horror.
>>16136611
how about i disembowel you and send a video of it to your family you shitposting fuck
>>16136638
Go on, do it.
What reason is there to get a 600cc over a 250cc?
250cc has more than enough power, is lighter, still has top speeds of 120mph, and has amazing fuel economy, and cheap insurance.
>>16136645
>enough power
More power
>top speeds of 120mph
More speed
>>16136645
this >>16136649
>>16136645
Having more choice of configuration than single and p-twin?
>>16136645
Because your mother won't stop sucking past the tip
>>16136658
>tfw no 250cc triple
>>16136645
Some people want the most power that they can afford. Some people like to track their bikes and push themselves around the twisties. If you're happy with your bike, then good on you m8, but other people want to try different things because they aren't as happy as you to settle just yet.
>>16136645
600 for the bitches m8
i love my r25 tho
>>16136662
>>>>>>>>"""""""triple"""""""
>tfw no 250cc I4
>>16136708
V4>V2=I3>>>>>>>>>>>>I4
How do you niggers feel about the scrambler
>>16136740
>steel tank over aluminum
>conventional forks over upside downs
>no tach
>shit tires
(((no)))
>>16136645
I'm used to a big twin, a 250cc whould be hell. Probably can't even start moving in second on the clutch with a 250.
Friendly reminder that Yamaha care about the 600cc market and Honda don't.
Little bored here, m8's.
>>16136740
It's a shitty R1200R
>back into the shed
This winter gon b gud
Going to stick this in my bum. Pics on their way.
Hllo faggots i know some of you have shit motorcycle taste so i will post something beautiful
>>16136611
28 days later
>>16136946
That's not the octane
>>16136916
>new plastics and some bodgy non IMU based TCS you don't even need on 600s over the same 10 year old engine, chassis, swingarm, wheels etc.
>caring
Kawi Kares, Yamaha don't.
>>16136946
>that thang
>butifel
>>16136976
unibrow LED
>>16136976
RAUS!
>>16136976
Look a the sticker on the ground on the left
>>16137007
JUST
>>16136971
It's more sad that Honda dropped out because they can't handle competing with said "uncaring" Yamaha.
>Waving is necessary
Discuss
>>16137079
If waving was good then the best riders on earth would be doing it. Yet you never see ANYONE in MotoGP wave at anyone else while passing.
We can conclude that either waving is bullshit and you shouldn't do it if you want to become a good rider, or MotoGP riders are actually the shittest riders in the world.
>>16136434
shit german rider
i like bikes
>>16137158
Get the fuck out you sick fuck, do you even know where you are? Nobody here likes motorcycles, fuck off to reddit.
>>16137165
why can't murricops ride cool bikes?
>>16137194
We need to build a firewall, and the Aussies will pay for it.
>>16137206
Hahaha
Fucking this
>>16137200
i saw a poster the other day showing a biker cop in MX gear advertising how they're extreme or something.
Then i got sad since all they ever get to ride at work are couch-mobiles. It's not fair, why can't they have fun too?
>>16137234
to be fair the biker cops are all really good riders. the training program they go through is rigorous and intensive. they are actually pretty badass as far as how well they ride. they have to maneuver those enormous rolling couches at low speed accurately and comfortably. it's pretty impressive really.
for a while some of the cops in my city were riding dirt bikes but as far as i can tell they've completely phased that program out in favor of the old harley/metric cruisers/whatever they ride currently
>>16137194
It's 3pm here m8
Can anyone recommend a beginner motorcycle for someone who is 6'6"? A friend recommended an SV650 so that's what I'm looking at so far.
I'm not too into the cruiser type motorcycles.
>>16137275
XR650L
>>16137200
Funny thing is a burger cop can outride you on his harley while you're sitting there with 5 inch thick tendies
>>16136740
>How do you niggers feel about the scrambler
Stupid shit for hipsters. The r9t was gimmicky enough before making it even worse
>>16137282
>not the superior DR650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spAq8JuXVUY
>>16137311
He's 6'6", the XR is better for tall guys and they are literally the same bike with different brand names on them
>>16137284
nah think that's just you with the 5 inch chicken strips m8
What is the ZX12r like?
>>16137327
Cool scooter. Does it cone in a men's size?
>>16137330
fast
>>16137330
Not very fast
>>16137321
nah DR650 shits all over that crap
>>16137342
Ok, I'm 6'4" and was not comfortable on the DR650, it's a bike for short guys.
>>16137351
I've never ridden the XR, but i'm 6'3" and I was perfectly comfortable on my DR.
Germans please post in your language. Even tho i don't translate or understand its better to see your posts than these English speaking Americans. Please help
>Inb4 mods ban me for posting pol posting bike pic so safe.
>>16137361
>post in English
...mate
>>16137358
Ok, I think you would have been more comfortable on the XR though
>tfw handguards are actually functional now
>>16137398
the forks are on the wrong way on that bicycle
Daily reminder that a 600 isn't SHIT compared to a liter bike. And most of you guys dream of riding 600s. How pathetic.
>>16137402
No they aren't?
>>16137409
I like the bike you posted
>>16136916
They literally made zero changes to the R6. It's probably even slower than previous generations now due to emissions concerns. Adding some meme electronics and charging $15k is hardly an "upgrade"
>>16137282
Thanks I'll add it to the list to check out.
Can you recommend any others?
>>16137429
Stay poor friend
>>16136434
12 year old
>>16137429
they changed the forks, brakes, and electronics. but yeah i agree with you, they should have fucked with the engine as well.
>>16137461
It is, though
>>16137469
thanks anon :3
>>16137475
Anytime my love
>>16137449
That is what I am saying. You need to fuck with the engine if you're going to release an entirely new generation of a bike. I can tune my suspension with aftermarket forks myself or install braided lines/new brake pads myself. neither of those are interesting. fuck, the least they should have just added a factory quickshifter. that would have really set them apart.
>>16137493
>Yamaha will sell a quick shifter (which works for upshifts only) as an accessory item.
yeah you need to pay more if you want that lol
>>16137398
> Mah givi airflow nigga
>>16137519
>upshifts only
>brand new 2017 bike "decked out with electronics"
>still not fly-by-wire
are people actually buying this bike
>>16137539
the r6 has been fly by wire since 07
>>16137439
At that height you'll be the most comfortable on a dual sport with an upgraded seat or an adventure bike, maybe a sport tourer. I think a Vstrom 650 might be a good choice but it's been awhile since I sat on one.
>>16137525
>tfw somehow it's quietest in the lowest setting
>>16137449
>>16137429
even dirt bikes get more innovation than this on a yearly basis. WTF yamaha?
>>16137477
MAGA
>>16137564
>>16137564
>tfw they have not updated the DRZ400 :(
>>16137567
I saw a MAGA hat for the first time ever today. I joked around with the lady over how offended I was.
>>16137337
>>16137340
>>16137573
If next year's DRZ has 6 gears I'm gonna an hero
>>16137573
DRZ isn't marketed as a high end race replica like the R6.
>>16137573
>>16137585
They never will, same with the DR650
>>16137585
this is all the DRZ needs
>bore it out to a 450
>EFI
>6th gear
>shave some weight if possible
>>16137591
maybe, but it would steal some sales from ktm/husky
>>16137599
BUT IT GOT SUMO WHEELS
>>16137601
I've been able to mod away every issue I have with above DRZ except the 6th gear. I hear the ACT gears help but $600...
>>16137614
i just ordered a JD jet kit and a MRD SSW exhaust.
cant wait for maximum brap sound.
>>16137601
>bore it out to a 450
>EFI
>6th gear
>shave some weight if possible
So you want an enduro bike?
Looks like Trump is leading the start, 19 votes for him, 3 for Clinton.
>>16137633
yes, with longer maint intervals.
>>16137601
desu if they want to make the DRZ comparable to modern KTMs they would need to redesign and modernize it from scratch.
>>16137614
There's not really a whole lot in terms of modding you can do to get it down on weight (as in below 300lbs).
I just accept the DRZ for what it is and consider that if I were to dump money into modding it extensively I could have just just bought a better bike from the start. However if I were to go all out modding it I would get
>FCR-MX39 carb
>wide ratio gears
>brake upgrade (already done)
>+4mm bore for 434cc
>E model cams
>wide foot pegs (already done)
>stronger bars (already done)
>high output stator
>heated grips
>upgraded headlight
>>16137640
You can't have your cake and eat it too anon.
Well...I guess you can, just not on your Suzuki
>>16137651
those forks are on the wrong way
>>16137653
>upside down fork meme
>>16137644
looks similar to mine
>>16137653
But at least they are fully adjustable.
Are we going to make it lads?
>>16137677
on the wrong way though so what's the point?
>>16137674
I hope you aren't using that off-road lighting on the street and blinding everyone else
>>16137691
72w is on hi beam, 18w is on low beam. 18 is still bright but doesn't seem like enough to cause issues. I went through inspection and was pulled over 3 times with this setup and nobody cared.
>>16137689
They work the same way as usd forks.
I prefer USD forks too, but proper wrongside up forks are fine as long as they are fully adjustable.
>>16137722
The brightness isn't the main issue tho, it's the beam height. You said you had a flood light as your low beam. Those scatter the light fucking everywhere unlike a normal low beam projects light only below eye level.
I've had the same 18w flood light and it's blindingly bright.
>>16137742
the main issue is where it focuses the light. Yeah, the floods scatter light everywhere, but the light isn't as bright in a given space as it would be if the whole beam were focused there.
I have a hard time believing this thing blinds the shit out of people as I can barely see the road 10 feet ahead of me when the big light is off and I haven't had anyone complain in ~1500 miles since installing it.
>>16137599
The only things they need to update on the DR650 are the NSU bolts (read: tightened and Loctited correctly), bar that won't bend in a stiff crosswind, and a better carb. Everything else is just fluff.
>tfw can't find DR650's title to update rego to Iowa
>>16137772
Not even FI?
>>16137772
They need to just stop using CVK carbs on everything. They are junk.
>>16137691
Not him. But ill be using pic related on road.
SO many Hobbit-ADVs coming out.
Hobbit Africa Twin
Hobbit GS
Hobbit Vstrom
Hobbit Versys
FUG lots of bikes to test ride next year.
>>16137869
should have been a tuned down 450
>>16137876
go to /pol/
>>16137886
DESU I love the way the Rally looks but 310GS will likely get my money.
>>16136249
i rode this at a dealer twice, it's pretty damn fun
>>16137912
rigged
>>16137912
I did not, brother.
>>16137935
mark levin does exist, sir.
>>16137869
It's great that the light adv segment is finally starting to catch on. It's a shame none of them will top the 701 Enduro.
>>16137965
>votating
lol what the fuck
>>16137912
>AESTHETIC
>>16137986
>was it worth it?
$15 not to have captcha is worth it in my book.
>>16137984
>not smoking pot and ridding
>>16137990
I was going to h8, but yeah that doesn't sound so bad. How long does that last tho?
>>16137997
a year.
>>16137803
It would be nice.
>>16137829
Drilling a 2nd 3.x mm hole in the slide made a big difference, but a proper pumper carb would be sweet.
How're things in LC?
*sweats nervously*
>>16138026
Just let it end
>>16138040
fuck if I know
>>16138024
desu intelligence matters a lot less than honesty and loyalty
kek got a warning. here's a bike
>>16138040
All I know is I'm above it.
>>16138047
>wheelie landing
Noice.
>>16138049
>nice
>>16138048
this isn't tehran or russia, it could be a lot worse.
Anyone else gets all tearyeyed at slow speeds?
I have no idea why, but riding in the city makes my eyes either itch or water
And i wear prescription glasses!
>>16138114
clearly your body wants fast
>>16138114
Happens to me in the city, usually from trucks going by.
Tried to sneak by cop today but bike back fired and he saw me and waved. Glad he knows I just commute thru there everyday.
>Hows the day daily bike trash?
>>16138114
>tfw thingkin of fast
~wheee
>>16138164
Saw a group of 6 or 8 moto cops going the opposite way on the highway. Gave 'em a wave. Two of our local cops were ambushed the other day and most of the city is mad/sad about it.
>>16137869
>Hobbit GS
Wait what?
>>16137891
>310GS
Actually happening?
>>16138192
>actually happening
according to bmw, yes.
>>16138187
Bummer man been alot of fatal car accidents out here and we just got our new moto cops. My favorite is this really fat cop that rides like a fucking god on the police issue Harley. They all wave if you wave at them even if they look so god damn serious. Saw another minor accident today on my way back.
>>16138201
Jesus, I'm even in the market for a new bike next year.
>>16138207
Have you ridden before?
>>16138205
It hasn't been too bad in Iowa (it's Iowa FFS), but our cops getting shot up is fucking stupid. Our cops are for the most part chill as fuck.
>>16138215
Yes 6 years.
>>16138216
>but our cops getting shot up is fucking stupid
all cops getting shot up is fucking stupid tbqhf. That's a hard fucking job.
>>16138219
why would you get a 300cc, heavy single then?
>>16138216
Yee the cos here have a bad rap with people cause our speed limits and road laws are terrible so they capitalize on it. Met some really nice cops that ride. Also have delt with only one that was just irritating to deal with cause he never answered any of my questions for why I was stopped and how I could get more information on how to deal with it after.
>>16138221
Ok, I just googled it, 375lbs not impressed.
>>16138224
I was stopped by a state trooper once just after I moved here. He thought my story was a little off (NM plate on a shitty Miata in Iowan winter?), but after I showed him my other ID he was cool and just told me to dial it back.
>motorboike
>>16138164
>>16138187
I always wave or nod when I pass cops, I live in a small town area so might as well, there's a good chance I'll see em again and I'm the only guy on a distinctly colored dual sport...especially with riding season over.
Once I got a thumbs up and a grin from a cop working traffic while I was passing through. And whenever you wave to a motorcycle cop you're pretty much guaranteed a wave back.
>>16138233
Was speeding in a car cause bmw was being a dick tail gating me. Two god damn commander cars were on the highway and I got fucked. Second was car accident I got tboned on the highway on my driver door at 50 all the cops were nice and ems was funny as fuck trying to cheer me up. My bike record is clean and kinda took that as my okay should probably wait till I drive a car since I cant put up with shit out here.
>>16138238
yup I also wave at everyone too so I make some daily commuter friends along with the traffic cops that are out everyday.
>>16138245
>that wave
2qt
>>16138253
Its the NEW FRIENDS wave its pretty cute.
just went solar and i suddenly want an electric bike to compliment it
>>16138277
Why not a noose?
>>16138280
>>16138277
>environmentally rad
if i ride around chicago yelling MAGA right now what are the odds I die?
i wish i had something i could ride around blasting shadilay with
>>16138373
i'd give you better than even odds for not making it through the night, at least not without a trip to the ER
>>16138373
Pretty low. I'm planning on it too.
>>16136662
>>16136658
>Caring about triples when 250 I4's exist
>Not instantly cumming at the sound of the 250cc I4s
i really want to go and do a burnout in the middle of market street in downtown SF but i'd get arrested and get a DUI. shouldn't have started drinking
>>16138397
you need an excuse to buy supercorsas anyway
dewit
>>16138410
i'll reevaluate how i feel once trump clinches it
>>16138277
>wait 7 days for panels to charge up baiku
>Go for ride around the block.
>wait 7 days for panels to charge up baiku.
>Shit its cloudy
>Wait another 4 days.
It just aint there yet man.
>>16136475
crankcase breather hose you stupid mutt
it's literally just an oil drain for your airbox
>>16138434
it's 30 minutes on that particular one, the LS-218
Yamaha pls, pls build it, I need it.
http://www.cycleworld.com/yamaha-t7-tenere-concept-might-be-our-favorite-bike-at-eicma
we did it boys. it's fucking happening
>>16138611
Not yet. But close anon, close
>>16138624
it'd take a miracle to stop this train. soros working overtime to figure out how he can steal the election for the globalists
i think instead of drinking another beer i'm going to go for a joyride downtown. try to catch some liberal butthurt
>>16138636
Good choice man. I'll drink a few for you in your stead
>>16138638
>>16138611
don't know if sarcasm or if you really want that train wreck to happen.
>>16138648
Islamic sympathizers please go
god fucking dammit what the fuck
>>16138648
They do, that's the sad part.
>>16138648
Some people want to see the world burn.
I prefer my fires to be loud and visible.
wtf
Lotta spics ITT
>american presidential election is literally a battle of showmanship
>people are surprised that trump is leading
really?
presidents dont make policy anyway
>>16138664
US president = world president
>>16138669
face of world leaders, sure.
>>16138652
>>16138648
>>16138664
>>16138674
Nice denial
>>16138677
Oh my god I forgot this existed. BOOF is so dreamy
>>16138652
>>16138636
reminder to tell strangers to MAGA
>>16138652
>>16138664
even if the president is the puppet of shadow forces, it says a lot about the masters that Trump and Clinton are the best candidates for their schemes.
joyride was a wash. apart from the occasional dazed, overweight 30-something feminist staring firmly at the ground, there was nothing of note. downtown SF seems to be firmly depressed rather than any kind of incited. maybe that'll come later once the cucks have enough time to self-reaffirm in their echo chamber that they should try to look angry and that it's totally okay, others are angry too.
>>16138684
I miss BOOF
>>16138652
I'm about to get drunk and go drifting to celebrate, if I die, I'll die knowing the future will be a better place today.
>>16138714
isn't the crybaby waxing infantile that actress from game of thrones? i'd slay that oriental of dubious age
>>16138714
shut the fuck up
you're a fuckin cunt
>>16138714
>knowing the future will be a better place
cuz you'll be dead?
Wait so you ameridumbs are really voting for that ridiculous guy with a dead cat on the head, it wasn't just a long elaborate joke?
Holy shit the world is doomed, I've lost yet another little bit of faith in humanity.
>>16138723
>>16138724
I can taste your tears and it's only making me that much more happy
>>16138697
or maybe it says a lot about the (lacking) intelligence of average voter?
>>16138729
Shut up 3rd worlder
>>16138739
We believe in the freedom of speech in third world, thanks.
>>16138738
>tfw go to one of the best schools in the country
>tfw still voted trump
Good meme though lad.
>>16138652
>>16138714
record it pls famalam
>>16138742
Shitskins please go
>>16138729
non-americans get butt hurt when they see us turn populist for one simple reason: we have, they want. if we don't want to give, they don't get. fucking deal with it. if you don't like it, do something
>>16138714
But trump will make porn illegal, and I don't think that excludes e621
>>16138757
What are you even trying to say?
Isn't English supposed to be your first language?
>>16138756
Don't worry, I don't intend to set foot on your country willingly.
>>16138771
sorry, i was dumbing it down for you. i assumed you'd be speaking a third world pidgin dialect. as a non-native speaker, it's understandable that you don't actually understand the ebb and flow of the world's lingua franca -- although, at this point, you probably should work on that.
>>16138771
Islam please go.
>>16138780
That sentence didn't even have an object. Might wanna go back to school if I were you.
>>16138783
I'm not religious. Keep trying.
>>16138788
Nice try shitskin. Enjoy living off our scraps nigger
>>16138743
i mean election is all personal and bullshit that doesnt matter (muh blm muh lgbt rights muh emails muh grabbin pussy)
they seem like the two best candidates if the focus is going to be on trash, which it entirely has been as shown by the media and everyones reactions on social media
Lo pazzo uomo is actually doing it!
>>16138793
All I want is a right leaning supreme court.
What the fuck is wrong with your country, merifats?
>>16138795
Der absolute Verrücktmann is actually doing it!
>>16138788
>what is colloquial english?
does this give you some kind of hardon trying to correct me on my (actually impeccable, even by the standards of a native speaker) english? that's alright. we're going to be your understanding big brother, but at the same time it's past due for you to start learning to deal with your own problems. less handouts, less global wealth sharing, less interventionism. i know, i know. that means a smaller slice of the pie for you. tough fucking shit. better start being able to earn it. with trump, foreigners are going to have to actually prove their worth to be cut in on the big cheese because we're going to have a government that finally values the welfare of its own citizens rather than fostering globalist bullshit.
get whatever small victories you can now, you'll be begging for us in 8 years.
>>16138802
Nothing at all sailorboy.
>>16138790
So that I can join you in your lifestyle?
>>16138797
Why would you want an ideologically limited group of people taking fundamental decisions?
Left or right they're all the same.
>>16138804
tl;dr
>>16138797
that would be the bomb diggity
>>16138807
Nothing wrong with being a sailor. Fuck you
>>16138807
>nothing
You people are literally electing a reality tv star as your national leader, how can this possibly end well?
>>16138808
>Why would you want an ideologically limited group of people taking fundamental decisions?
this is the line of thought of lazy europhile quasi-intellectuals. the insinuation is that there is some kind of inherent truth value in """""balance""""", the corollary being that rational discourse can't be had amongst groups of like-minded individuals. gutter-tier eurocuck rationale
>>16138811
you're fired.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo
>>16138811
>You people are literally electing a reality tv star as your national leader
good thing the countless advisors working for him have spent half their life in super prestigious political universities like every other president
>>16138811
You people are responsible for nickleback, Justin beiber, and Rob ford.
>>16138810
I didn't say there was.
>>16138811
And Reagan was an actor.
>>16138816
>>16138811
also ronald reagan was a tv star...
>>16138815
Well thought out, logical response
>>16138816
But are there really people damage controlling this idiot?
>>16138817
We got rid of them and sent them to you guys :^)
>>16138818
>>16138820
Further proving my point
>>16138824
yeah but reagan was one of the best presidents we've had in recent memory.
>>16138808
>why would you want people who align with your political beliefs making fundamental decisions
Also for a hope of no more nfa or hughes amendment.
>>16138824
>Well thought out, logical response
Don't worry hillfag, i hope all the fags who threatened to move to Canada follow through and make your leaf circle the drain like the US has been for the last 7 years.
>>16138828
Obama was the best thing to happen to your cesspit you call a country in the past 25 years
>>16138831
We'll accept any intelligent enough to leave while they can <3
>>16138824
There is literally nothing wrong with Reagan. He was an amazing president.
But then again you come from a country where people elected DUDE WEED LMAO
>>16138811
And HOW, I ask, HOW, is this somehow worse than lawyers who are trained to pick apart laws and look for loopholes in order to further goals that run counter to the original intent of those laws?
We weren't electing anyone qualified to begin with. Yes, lawmakers must know how to read, understand, and compose law, but they must know a lot more than law if they are to MAKE law in the government instead of INTERPRET law in the courthouse.
In this sense, trump isn't much of an upgrade or a downgrade. He has advisers to interpret the laws that go across his desk, and remains about as clueless about the world outside of his rich ass bubble as everyone else in the system, and that bubble is going to get richer now that he has a presidential salary
>"representative" democracy
>ruling class is paid with lage amounts of taxpayer money that set them apart from the people they represenet
>>16138837
>Obama was the best thing to happen to your cesspit you call a country in the past 25 years
yeah, for foreigners maybe. for us, not so much.
>>16138837
>intelligent
lmao
It's over for you leaf.
America will shine bright enough to cast a shadow over the rest of the continent.
>>16138837
Intelligent people don't move to shit holes like Canada
>>16138837
>Obama
>Good
>>16138813
Nice projection. It looks like the distance from the homeland turned America into a grotesque version of a civilized country.
You guys could make use of some education. Oh, wait, you actually have to take loans as if you were buying a house for that, nevermind.
>>16138829
You can't make politics with beliefs. try to acquire common sense beforehand.
>>16138838
>>16138839
>>16138841
>>16138845
>>16138847
>>16138849
There's no hope left, my condolences neighbourinos
Meanwhile, polish government is also run by a former actor, fat zealot and the whole government seems to have never once have talked to a woman, or indeed any human being. You're all welcome
>>16138854
Why don't you suck on a healthy wrap fagtron
Picked up my new bike today, I am pretty much in love.
>>16138850
>You can't make politics with beliefs. try to acquire common sense beforehand.
Except people vote for things they believe in.
>>16138854
Alright enjoy going to jail for that animed child porn :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps7xmW-9LXQ
>guaranteed replies
Sea is trollin yall niggers
>>16138850
>You can't make politics with beliefs
Modern society wouldnt exist then dipshit
also you should have said,
>You cannot make policy with beliefs
get educated urself shitter
honestly trump is overblown by both sides. the biggest statement is a message to the political establishment. trump is going to surround himself with educated, experienced people and put into place moderate policies.
i can't fucking wait until president trump, and a republican controlled house and senate hold NAFTA over mexico's head and force them to start working with us to control immigration. the only thing that's going to be sweeter is watching hillary's face as her literal life-long dreams crumbled in the face of a bunch of fucking internet memers.
>>16138862
>manual
You did good
>>16138862
Omigosh it's... Beaut
It's not a DCT though is it anon
>>16138850
>Common sense
More often than not, this is what the dominant belief group calls their beliefs
/o/ related example:
>"lower speed limits are safer in all sitautions, it's common sense"
>EVIDENCE TO THE CONTRARY
>"i-it's common sense!"
>>16138858
>>16138864
Canada is the real land of the free, jelly much?
>>16138870
No I'm not :^)
>>16138879
>Canada is the real land of the free
LMAO
M
A
O
>>16138872
>put into place moderate policies
Like banning homosexuality?
>>16138876
You can tell by the gearbox not being the size of a small child
>And you can see the shifter's shadow
i wish i could just be a fly on hillary's wall right now. i want to taste her fucking despair. she's so power hungry and ambitious and nothing else would make me happier than to just fucking see her right now and watch her interpersonal reactions. feel the sorrow radiate off of her as her life's ambition literally burns to ashes right in front of her to donald motherfucking trump of all people. god that's got to be fucking delicious, i'm getting a boner just thinking about it.
>>16138886
you've been drinking the kool-aid i see
>>16138886
Hopefully.
>>16138888
>fucking despair.
2bh she's probably beating William.
>>16138887
I can't because the Internet here doesn't allow me to view images this big without cropping out
>>16138882
>being this much in denial
One day you'll wake up and see your illusion of grandeur for what it really is, an illusion
>>16138886
The man owns casinos.
>People, I love gay furry transexuals. This is what America is all about. Let's come together in respect for this wonderful people and support their purchase of Trump™ species-gender reassignment surgery.
>>16138874
Yeah, they had the DCT model but I waited to get a manual. My first purchase of something with 1 miles on it when I bough it. Pretty cool.
>>16138894
More like sticking her dick into tha boipucci
>>16138897
t.wojack
>>16138879
>Your gun laws
>free
>>16138899
There's another AT anon (well, 2 really, but one has the old model)
You bothe went for worst color, it seems
>>16138903
Bantz aside, that's a pretty well anime'd squash
>>16138904
>$200 guns
>$0.10 ammo
>no mass shootings on a weekly basis
I would say it's working pretty well actually
>>16138879
>As a canadian you can go to jail for having a lewd image of this cartoon character, no matter how big her tits are
>As a canadian you are cucked with graduated motorcycle licensing
>As a canadian, your ownership of firearms is heavily restricted,
>>16138911
>Bantz aside, that's a pretty well anime'd squash
Yeah i know, i wish i could have done shit like that for Haloween but i'm talentless.
>>16138911
>can't own a majority of guns because of their appearance
>>16138904
>gun laws having anything to do with freedom
you may endure indefinite detention and legal buttrape by authority but at least you can shoot beer cans with your penis compensator
>>16138910
I would have got white but it is not available in the US, silver looks like shit and Canada only gets black. I like the red a lot, matches my other bike lol
>>16138917
>>gun laws having anything to do with freedom
They literally have everything to do with freedom, they're the foundation of a free society.
You say shit like this when upstart colonists literally had to fight a battle to protect their arms from the bongs.
>>16138918
Fucking american imports
What use is it to have open licensing if you can't ride the best bikes anyway?
>>16138918
this might be the ugliest ADV bike ever
>>16138917
you can also shoot the people attempting to detain you, granted you have a sufficient force (because those people have friends too)
democracy!
>>16138924
Why would we import shit bikes?
>>16138913
16 years is age of consent
>>16138914
Sticking anime eyes on things should be a new meme, if isn't already
>>16138916
[citation needed]
MG44's for sale locally, AR15's as well, etc
>tfw going to pick up a Russian surplus SKS soon for $250 canadian pesos
>>16138930
16 is good for fug, but not for fap. Soory, eh.
>>16138917
Gun laws have everything to do with freedom.
>>16138934
lenient gun laws guarantee you can at least make an attempt to regain lost freedoms if it ever comes to that point. a disarmed society is a toothless and vulnerable society
>>16138913
>>16138933
>>16138930
See the problem is she was 16 for what, 10 years now?
>>16138918
my other bike
>>16138933
Gotta source on that?
>>16138920
>they're the foundation of a free society
how exactly? an uprising would never happen youd get blown the fuck out with drones and airstrikes and the force of billion up billion dollars of your own tax monies within minutes :^)
>>16138927
>you can also shoot the people attempting to detain you
have fun with that
>>16138940
Most of the millitary has a strong republican bias. Liberals are pacifist and incapable of mass uprisings, only horrific isolated terrorist attacks.
In the case of a genuine popular uprising, a portion of the millitary would defect. Or possibly be the source of the uprising. Or perhaps would be fighting a liberal/foreign terrorist network attempting a coup with the help of the odd armed civillian. The last situation is by far the most likely because the US is too damn stable for a majority rebellion, but just funky enough to piss off a minority of radicals, and set up culturally to provide the best education and resources to the people who are most likely to become radicalized - rich kids who get to grow up and live far away from everyday reality.
>>16138940
>he has no idea how an insurgency works
that's understandable at least. while you've been playing dress up in mommy's stockings america has had entire generations of young men enlisting and going to war in foreign shitholes to fight a counter-insurgency. a large amount of those veterans would likely become insurgents in america, and they've collectively learned a huge amount about the actual logistics of conducting an insurgency from direct experience.
>>16138951
>implying 80 million gun owners would actually go fight instead of shooting and stealing from each other
>>16138949
>he has no idea how an insurgency works
oh yes please share with me your experience attempting to overthrow the us government with glocks and ar15s
>a large amount of those veterans would likely become insurgents in america
no, they would be too busy drinking, taking anti-depression meds and begging for more ptsd bucks. then theyd be btfo by a drone
>>16138960
as a combat veteran i could tell you, but then i'd have to kill you :^)
>a nobike leaf
>>16138951
>he thinks the middle east has anything to do with "winning a fight"
war profiteering is one of the biggest industries in the world dont kid yourself
>>16138958
>>implying 80 million gun owners would actually go fight instead of shooting and stealing from each other
If even 10% of them could fight, the US military is still outnumbered.
>>16138964
I came, I saw, I shitposted :^)
I leave victorious, once again.
>>16138966
no, he's right. just like vietnam, civilian unrest at home prevents the job from being borne to fruition.
>>16138970
>no bike
>pedophile
>leaf
>>16138970
I want to fuck her, what's her name?
>>16138969
>the US military is still outnumbered
vastly, actually. of the active duty troops, the vast majority are logistical tail. there are far fewer tip of the spear dicks than anyone realizes
>>16138966
>war profiteering is one of the biggest industries in the world dont kid yourself
Sure, if it's in another country where most of your goods aren't produced and the people who are paying your salary aren't the ones being shot.
>>16138979
>he doesn't know
>>16138969
how many drones does it take to wipe out a town of drunk angry hicks?
Omg that's a beautiful tantrum
>>16138990
m8, the drunk angry hicks are the ones piloting the drones.
The people you're bombing are supposed to be stupid rednecks.
>>16138990
As many drone operators as you can convince to do it, or stand by and let someone else do it.
Keep in mind these guys are the drunk angry hicks, just a little further away from home. The idea of a massive uprising against the US millitary, rather than in alliance with it, is absurd.
>>16138988
Someone from wakfu?
>>16138994
i'm too emotionally exhausted to do anything but keep drinking beer. this has been a wild night.
>>16138994
I'm buying vodka and drinking myself to death. I'd go ride to kill myself but I left the bike at home 60 km away
SHE CONCEDED IT'S OVER
>>16139001
source af you lying fag
>Trump gives EBR a government bailout and puts tarrifs on honduh, kawasucky, and soozooki gaysexrs
>>16139003
pops told me, he's connected. screenshot if you need to
>>16139005
Honda at least builds bikes in Murica.
>>16139006
Nah i found it on pol, this is a great moment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qrj_lx2O7w
victory speech boys. it has happened, is happening, and will continue to happen for the forseeable future.
>>16139009
>*Honduh at least builds bikes in America, the greatest country on Earth.
And the profits still go to pedo island
>>16139010
My god. I thought you were joking. What the fuck is going on?
>>16139014
>honduh workers now paid like $80/hour to build Groms and keep the money in America.
jelly 2bh
>>16139014
that's symbiosis though. they want to build bikes here to beat tariffs and excises, they do it at their own loss and to our gain. american workers get employed, american taxes get paid, america and japan both benefit.
we now have the hottest first lady and first daughter in the history of america
last trump shitpost of the night
MAGA
We did it lads.
>>16139068
fireblades for a better america
>>16138988
Pls anon I need it
>>16139074
It's a semen demon. A boy one.
>>16139072
How are you liking yours?
>>16139076
Even better
>>16139079
it's going to be an amazing machine when i get through with it. i thought i got a really good deal on it but i'm dealing with a bit of a death by a thousand cuts situation. the engine is really low miles though so once i get everything ironed out on it, it's going to last me a long time. i have to say that overall i fucking love it.
>>16139068
You did her death too, lad.
>>16139083
Nice mane. What are you planning on doing with it?
>>16139094
one of the front rotors is (most likely) warped, so i'm gonna replace both of them and pads. noticed an oil leak the minute i got off the bike after buying it, my shop says it's a valvetrain gasket leak so they're gonna fix that for me. other than that it just needs a power commander. i'm gonna try one of the stock maps but i'll probably end up just springing to get the fuelling mapped professionally. it could have been a lot worse, really. i drove it off with 7.5k miles so i still count myself ahead
>>16139098
Sounds pretty good dude. I'd recommend getting a zbomb with the power commander too.
>>16138924
>What use is it to have open licensing if you can't ride the best bikes anyway?
We can get most of them, and much more importantly we can MODIFY them to our fucking hearts content. /dbt/ is about stockbikedickwaving, but the US has many more options. There are no vehicle inspections in my State, and no functional need for them since no significant amount of crashes are caused by mechanical defect.
>>16138940
>how exactly? an uprising would never happen youd get blown the fuck out with drones and airstrikes and the force of billion up billion dollars of your own tax monies within minutes :^)
You know nothing of the US. Any serious civil war would divide the military like anywhere else, and our military combat arms guys are gun loving rednecks. Our most skilled SF guys are very white and most are very country. Career vet here with no worries on that score.
The US military couldn't control little Iraq and can't control A-stan. The US is bigger and our privately owned firearms weigh more than the population of some countries.
>>16138990
>how many drones does it take to wipe out a town of drunk angry hicks?
You clearly don't know many UAS operators. I know a few. The hicks will have drones.
Civilians shouldn't have opinions on the military because they are utterly ignorant, and playing World of Tanks won't fix stupid.
>>16136454
THIS GUY KNOWS!