/DAT/

>>16128356
ausfags makes the ugliest of cars.

>>16128360
yanks make even worse looking cars

Amazon shopping is coming to Australia!

Hsp

>>16128406
yayy now we can pay 80% markup on even more shit no reason

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Gonna get my front strut strengthened and welded up at the panel shop after they reallign it next week + a hoon bar ai facken

>>16128517
What a fuckin drongo

R33 GTST or SS VZ ute lads?
Both would be around the 100,000km point

>>16128589
get the vz.

>>16128589
VZ SS what sort of question is that you soft cunt

>>16128589
u the anon not wanting his new ride to get stolen?

Ute

>>16128356
What could be causing intermittent idling issues? bogging down to the point of nearly stalling, turning the AC on flips open the idle air control thing saving it from stalling at lights? Smells like it's running rich, probably because the rear muffler piping is rekt

So far I've
>replaced sticky pcv valve
>checked vacuum hoses
>replaced the MAP sensor
>fuel filter
>leads, plugs, dizzy cap and rotor within the last few months
>re adjusted the timing

Really don't want to do an open book inspection that would take who knows how long to find the issue

>>16128589
Neither, they're both cop and theft bait.

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>>16128669
What car?
>>16128559
mate ai facken mad cunt

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>>16128685
A EB2 Falcoon


>tfw almost forgotten what it's like having P plates

>>16128669
>turning the AC on flips open the idle air control thing
Maybe your idle control valve is blocked/fucked?

has anyone got that screencap of the australian version of the movie speed, where the vl turbo has to keep doing a burnout or it explodes?

>>16128669
IAC probably fucked you can bypass it or just replace it.

As for running rich just disconnect the battery for a bit and reconnect that should reset the ecu and it should self learn.

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Cool car to blast durrys in?

>>16128865
BA XT mate
>>16128712
Yeah i dont miss p plates at all

Alright, should I be a dumb cunt and try to jam an L67 into my Gazelle, or should I play it safe and drop in a CA18DET? Even with no power mods I'd have the same power to weight ratio as a BF XR6 with the L67, and I plan on at least running a high boost pulley and whatever else I can find that's affordable.

>>16128871
XR6 turbo, that is.

>>16128871
>Gazelle
wtf is that?

>>16128589
every 33 i see looks dirty (literally) whereas 32 and 34 look tidy

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>>16128881
Nissan S12

>>16128920
l67 mate facken ye cunt

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>>16128356
you have $250,000 to spend.

what do you choose:
>house on 700 square metre block, 30km from the city?
>house on a 400 square metre block, 20km from the city
>duplex/villa on a 250 square metre block, 15km from the city
>apartment anywhere

>>16128964
>Spending money
>On real estate
>current year
better off getting a savings account offshore with that sort of money and live off the interest

the ass is gonna drop out of the aud and property market?

>>16128964
Massive land in bumfuck nowhere. Work at local post office and spend your nights hooning on your private property.

>>16128974
the dream. Will probably retire on a fat acreage one day.

>>16128970
well I have to live somewhere regardless of the market, why burn money in rent?

>>16128589
get a VU they look better
one of my mates who has one was pulled over 3 times last week, twice on the same night

>>16128964
Hit the bush!
Man, I'd give nearly anything to go live in the country again, sick of fucking cities.

>>16128997
>why burn money in rent?
>not being a n33t and living at home
kek

Your right about renting though fuck that.

But if you buy a place now and the market crashes like its doing in my area around coffs you could potentially lose hundreds of thousands

>>16129004
>falcunt giving out advice again

>you could potentially lose hundreds of thousands
If you're planning on selling the place soon, sure. but if it's a house you will settle in for the rest of your life, who cares, by then the house will be worth a fuck load more again

main reason to not buy now is so you can wait until it all crashes and then buy the property cheap so your mortgage is a lot less.

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>>16128998
>VU
Fuck yeah VU/VX's are the best

>>16128764
The belts make a different sound when the AC is on, faint high pitch in sound, could it be the pulley on the AC causing this?

>>16128858
I'll give that a go after I run it without the AC belt on

Whats that whiny squeaky sound you always hear coming from shitboxes?

>>16129119
Worn brake pads? Screaming belts?

>>16129119
pully bearings

>>16129119
slipping fan belt

>>16129119
i love the slipping clutch noise because it means some goy is going to be coughing up big shekels at hermans (((auto)))garage

>>16129135
this happened with a new belt on my ls1 for ages

>>16129125
>>16129126
>>16129135
Mechanicfag here, these are all spot on.

The really loud squealing when they accelerate is usually slipping drive belts, that's the sound I usually associate with shitboxes.

>>16129143
Probably needed a new tensioner, too - springs wear out in those over time.

>>16129146
Nah got a new tensioner on it.

Belt sat on the boot for a while before i put it on just needed to wear in

>>16129125 (belt)
>>16129126
>>16129135
I think this is it. Just on idle they do it, always hear them in car parks.

>>16129139
Cant say I've heard that before

>>16128669

O2 sensor?

>>16129153
it's like the slipping belt noise but five times worse

>>16129167
frozen bearing in said pulleys?

Sometimes can happen to high milage engines their crankshaft or cam bearings start to sieze and you get that horrid noise

>>16129180
I know because I went a while without replacing a clutch in a 250, 000km forester.
car is just a massive heap of poo desu.

give me ideas for a project car that I can get for <15k
preferably turbo, rwd or awd, more than 2L.
willing to get something with shit paint, what is out there that you guys would recommend?

>>16129220
R32/33, Z32.

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So, L67 build - is it worth sticking with the M90 supercharger, or are there better ones out there for under ~$500?

I've also seen high ratio rocker arms available, but wouldn't a high-lift cam do the same job while putting less stress on the rockers?

Other than that, I'm thinking a high-boost pulley, balance shaft delete, ECU tune (or even a Haltech replacement), maybe a stroker kit? I've seen 4.1 and 4.3L kits, although I feel like that would limit my redline even more.

>>16129252
are you the anon who was posting about turboing a 3800 the other day?

I wouldn't go too far with an L67, maybe pulley and exhaust. If you have a budget and a performance target, you'd probably find it better met by a v8.

......or like any motorbike

>>16128871
FJ20ET?

>>16129268
That'd be someone else, I plan to stick with the supercharger. The L67 is lighter and shorter than a gen III, so it's something I'd prefer to have.

>>16129270
If I could find one for under 2 grand in SA, I'd get it, but I've never really seen one. From what I've read it's a bitch to fit in an S12 engine bay anyway, exhaust manifold barely clears and actually restricts power a bit.

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>>16128871
do the l67, smaller pulley, rockers etc.
l67 in a gazelle would be so cool. if you work the engine before you put it in, port heads, cam etc and an intercooler, would be a torque monster.

>>16129153
Like a chirp every second?, chirp speeds up as they accelerate?

I love that sound, pure shitbox sound

>>16129299
>Like a chirp every second?, chirp speeds up as they accelerate?
Yep. Favourite behind the "oh, that lazer just stripped the gears on its starts" sound

>>16129304
Starter.

>>16129280
>intercooler
Not too sure how I'd go about that, aside from a spacer with a modest water-air intercooler in it.

I'm looking forwards to stomping the throttle and shooting off like a rocket, in any case. Horsepower is great, but low-down torque is what I'd love in a daily driver.

fuck sakes my door open light wont turn off in the falcon

its pissing me off, especially after find out the damn door close sensor is ininsde the door cards,not the door jams

>>16128871
you keep asking about what swap is good, which leads me to believe you wouldn't be able to do a proper swap
just put a CA18 in it

>>16129370
I honestly didn't think the L67 would be this cheap, I'll be picking one up as soon as I've got the time. I like to get people's opinions on this subject as well - I know my way around cars, I'm just not familiar with the tuning/swapping side of things.

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>>16129329
well, yes thats how the intercooler works lol. isn't A2A better? I'm not too sure.
Go on FB and join the group L67 and turbo V6's Australia. There are heaps of helpful people there that will give you an abundance of info on what you can do for what price and how much power/torque you'll be making.

There are some guys on there making like 200+kw but 700nm of torque.

>>16129380
Nah, air to water always.

Toss on a water sprayer on the front to hit the intercooler for max cool

>>16129380
Cheers, that looks like a pretty helpful group.

Air to air is probably better, but I'm not sure I'd have the room for the plumbing.

what kind of automagic can i get for $6k thats not hideous and wont fall apart?

>>16128877
>that lump of shit
>fitting in anything worthwhile

Anyone ever bought from pickles?

should I avoid that shit as a first buyer with no car xp?

>>16129428
Any turd can be polished, anon.

>>16129423
Depends, what kind of car and year do you prefer? Sedan, coupe, 4WD? Older, or something made this century?

>>16129466
this century preferably, i dont need a 4wd.
currently looking at this
http://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/2006-mazda-3-maxx-sport-bk-series-2/OAG-AD-13824040
literally every car is a perfect first car apparently

>>16129457
buy a 4wd that's been in a chase and is absolutely disgusting

flog it for parts on gumtree and make back 5 times what you spent for it

Don't buy ex mine site vehicles if you intend to keep them. their electrics fuck up real quick from green death

>>16129481
Mazdas are alright, never see too many problems with them aside from the aircon shitting itself. They're a bit of a PITA to work on, though.

>>16129466
>Any turd can be polished, anon.
Unlike polishing turds however, that doesn't reduce the size of this particular lump of shit.

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>get smashed by a rav4 at the lights
how 2 make car fast without turbo

>>16129557
Cut half of it off and full the home with nitrous.

>>16128517
why haven't you killed yourself yet?

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>>16128360
KYS. Better than anything ever shat out by gooks or eurocucks.

>>16129557
take off the wheels

>>16128964
>house on a 400 square metre block, 20km from the city

This one will go up in value the most over the next few years.

Paging german cunt

Do you have a bike license??

>>16129911
nope

only ever once sat on the back of one as a kid in fact

wanna teach me?

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>>16129673
My point exactly, you kangaroo fuckers couldn't make a car to save your lives.

>>16128964
Somewhere between Stoneville and Gidge. Still within 30min drive to airport and big blocks. Wundowie for cheap, big and empty roads for skidz.

>>16129982
I could help you with the basics.
Just wondering as im trying to organise a weekend trip up north sometime in the future

>>16130277
on a bike likely not

if you plan for cars one day then you can count me in

>>16130305
Yeah but its not really the same in cars

WA meet when?

>>16130346
i cannot relate to this not same mate
cars is lyfe
>>16130349
JAN 11
A
N
1
1

although i propose a drinking meet before that
blacking out will be mandatory

>>16130357
But but biles are so exposed, your traveling thru somewhere you are a part of it immersed in it.
When you are in a car, you put on the music and the a/c and miss so much.
>>16130357
Would be willing to hold that at my place with a barbie if it wasnt a meeting of autistic monkeys.
Plenty of parking room atleast

>>16130404
>A/C
windows down and hands out whilst blasting music
>muh floating on clouds feeling whilst listening to trance

>autistic monkeys
kek
not joking though
want to get drunk with a bunch of autists
YOU autists
so, proposals?

>>16130432
I dunno, burnouts on some isolated road

>>16130844
>tfw addicted to skids
music for this feel?

>>16131552
https://youtu.be/89h-X-tZa_w

>>16129995
actually dumbfuck. if the roo fuckers hant made a car you wouldnt have had the GTO or chebby SS.

>>16129196
Yeah i really hate old subi's

1998 is best year i'd own a 22b in the drop of a hat but im a poorfag mate

>>16129664
Nah i wunna go out all shiney and chrome whitnessed by jimmystrings and immortan/dat/

jimmy got in shit for his insurance fraud cunts. they took the audi he bought with the insurance money and hes living as a twink gayboi on hindley street.

>>16132271
i can confirm i did a fap outside his place last week

i projectile fapped over 3000kms


Had a dream about a prostitute killing her kids because divorce was illegal or some siht

Fucking 40 degree weather giving me fever dreams mate fuuck

>>16132246
buy my soarer, you can out in that

>>16132297
Why u selling it? v8 or i6?

They handle like crap though my old dunnydoor would outcorner it funnily enough

>>16128589
What do you want out of it? Do you want to buy a car that could end up being a huge cunt but has massive aftermarket tuning market to make it handle and go harder. Or do you want an ultra-practical hektik skids machine that isn't going to crack the shits every other week and decide to break something that isn't bad enough to fix straight away but is just fucking annoying, but handles like one of those Russian boats?
t. A r33 owner

>>16132271
How much he charging?

>>16128871
>not using the vastly superior and lighter Barra

>>16132303
choo choo
ha doubt it

>>16132306
i mean sure if he got a fairly unmolested R33 GTST Auto and got it tuned and a big fuckoff trans cooler it would go alrite and be reliable and drop mad skids

on the other hand as you said its a r33 so your going to be waiting on parts for infinity
>>16132317
i kinda wunna chuck semi slicks and track my dunnydoor

cbf tho ya kno

>>16132271
>it turns out he is doing it because he likes it and doesnt even charge

>>16132324
i put semi slicks on the soarer when i was using.
world of difference

>>16132343
ahahhaha mad

like for dailying? Thats nuts

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>>16131604
>you wouldnt have had the GTO or chebby SS
shit cars nontheless. typical ausfag garbage.

>>16129220
Picked up my r33 for 4 grand shit paint and with a top end knock which turned everyone off buying it. Just had a stuck lifter from it having disgusting oil. It's run 10-12psi boost getting flogged for the past 6 months so there are good finds out there, just don't rush into purchasing one or you'll get a dud

>>16132350
fun tho

>>16132370
Go fuck yourselves Mercuck loving muzzie gerwankers mate
>>16132379
where they at least wet weather slicks?
>>16132374
noice manual or auto? What year

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>>16132385
>assmad tripfag
stay triggered

>>16132385
well semi slicks, so there was some tread
but i never lost any traction in the corners unless i wanted to

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>>16132395
>cucked european calling our cars shit
Yes yes go back to driving your 1.3l diesel shitbox fritz thanks mate

im so mad i get to drive around a v8 for practically nothing

>>16132324
>fairly unmolested auto
>unmolested auto
>auto
Some people are capable of operating a manual gearbox you know?
Auto is a huge waste of time, just by the Ute if that's the case. If you don't live in butt fuck nowhere getting parts for a 33 is instant unless you're looking for some dick-in-hand Japanese brand part for muh jdms. The only part it took me longer than 24 hours to get my hands on was a blitz boost gauge

>>16132385
Manual '94, S1 have the better everything mechanically, but the worse from end. Had to chuck some semis on it just to stop myself from doing skids in it

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>>16132408
>implying
>implying this hard
stay btfo 'roo fucker

>>16132408
i'm still amazed that i can go on gumtree and get a V8 for less than $1500

I have between 7-10k to spend on a car, i just want something that will be realiable and last that doesn't look like absolute shit, i was thinking of getting a 2009-2010 lancer but i honestly have no fucking clue about cars, any ideas?

>>16132473
Astra Convertible

>>16132434
granted its probably a 5.0l that gets btfo by the aussie i6

saw some ls1's go for 2-3k a year or so ago on facey and dumbtree
>>16132426
Alrite show me a LS powered car for $2k or shut the fuck up

>>16132473
>but i honestly have no fucking clue about cars, any ideas?
Lancer are absolutely boring and mitshitubishy arnt 'reliable'

Get a Corolla

>>16132473
>Lancer
fucking pleb

>>16132473
'04ish corolla sportivo, they're pretty comfy desu

>in city having lunch
>meth head doing karate on road with his skate board
>watching him
>He runs over brandishing deck like a weapon screaming don't look at me don't judge me
Should have smashed the cunt but nah that's sad dude has massive mental issues

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>>16132602
you probly would have gotten fucked up if you tried to fight him dude haha

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>>16132503
>LS
haha gmfangirl detected

>>16132625
Three vs 1 I'm sure we woulda had it

>>16132641
nah probs not

>>16129278
>From what I've read it's a bitch to fit in an S12 engine bay anyway, exhaust manifold barely clears and actually restricts power a bit.
Fitting anything bigger than a CA18 into an S12 is a fucking bastard. Jamming an RB25 into one involved lowering the car onto the engine. It wouldn't go in any other way.

>>16129379
This >>16129370 CA18 is the go-to swap for S12s. Plenty of documentation and not a complete bastard of a job.

>>16132647
Idk maybe not the dude had some fucking moves looked exactly like karate kid even with a bandana and beads and shit

>>16132714
when you fight a junkie 3v1 it just gives them more reason to throw all rules out the window, they'll bite you and shit, stab you with needles, you're lucky bruh

>>16132641
Never underestimate the power of meth

>>16132473
Mazda 3 or Corolla imo.

>random Facebook friend requests from profiles with pictures of scantily clad women and like three or four friends

Wtf

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Check em

>>16132878
Sent to perth cops including your licence plate.
Hope you get deported cunt.

>>16132878
>doing it while driving

You could have at least pulled over cunt.

>>16132640
better than any of your overengineered unreliable shit european v8 downsized pos mate

Anyone know of any good suppliers of recon'd SC14 chargers in SEQLD? No, it's not to make a shitbox v6 commo even more shit, and I don't want to deal with the jews who sell flogged out chargers to dumb commo owners.

>>16132316
Barra costs more and won't fuckîng fit, plus the v6 means I have less weight over the front of axle.

>>16133045
Aussie stuff is overpriced and shit

Better off spending the extra dosh on something like this
http://www.ebay.com/itm/GENUINE-OEM-REMANUFACTURED-GM-SUPERCHARGER-FOR-BUICK-OLDS-PONTIAC-3-8L-3800-/291875728339

>>16132316

>barra
>lighter
Lol no the amount that engine hangs over the front axle makes any car besides a fucking drag car handle like shit.

Its a drag queen engine like the JZ

Help my boat got scratched at uni and the lady poured brake fluid on the doors in anger then rammed my rear bumper , mounted the roof and scraped down the bonnet what do

>>16133185
I'm getting real tired of your shit cunt. Go back to class

>>16133250
Speak for yourself, m8.

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whats this thing parked outside my house?

>>16133413
That would be colorbond

>>16133425
Dad!

>>16133413
BJ Mazda 323 Protege SP20

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get this fresh new meme while its hot

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>>16133566
>a government official looked this over
>and approved it

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>dole suspended

>>16133614
i wish it was official

some trolls basically made up a sight and this "NT Official" Brand its hiliarous
>>16133615
>Not being a carer
m8

>>16133624
>study interstate with disability
>$130/week , no allowances

i'm so close to pulling the aboriginal card

>>16133149
That's a bit overkill for my application (2.0L I4) and I want the electronic pulley clutch the SC's have.

>>16133638

>not joining the military
>not being inna warzone and getting rocketed/IED'd
>not coming back permanently injured and getting TPI'd
>not getting $2300 per fortnight after tax for the rest of your life and to play with cars and not having to work ever again

m8, it's like you're not even trying.

>>16133842
nice try ADF
>>16133638
Do it

Fuck the boongs and pollies get it anyway

>>16128509
Nice try Woolworths.

>>16134037
Nice try aldi and coles

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>>16132982
>implying im euro
>thinks auscars are a magnum opus
ausfags literally this retarded

I am about to buy Holden Astra 2004 AH (not TS).

I heard that TS models are absolutely fucked but have the issues in AH model been fixed and is safe to buy?

>>16134153
What do you gain out of this, sir?

>>16134188
DO
NOT
BUY
AN
ASTRA

>>16134217
I am new here but is this a meme or something?
Every single aussie forum and here everyone spouts to never buy an astra, what is going on?

>>16134188
The timing belts randomly like to let go around the time they're needing to be done so your engine ~may~ grenade at some point because it's an interference engine. Mechanic I know had one sitting out the back for at least six months waiting on an engine swap because the timing belt let go randomly.

Oh, and they munch rear brake pads because the rear brakes like to stick on.

Don't touch Astra with a bargepole m8, they're trash.

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/_/SSE-AD-4049470

actually considering going out to get this
am I fucked

>>16134225
They're unreliable and expensive to fix. There's a reason people are telling you not to buy them.

>>16134234
That's a terrible colour, jeez.

>>16132374
a 32 or 33 to repaint in midnight purple would be lit af.
an rx7 or some other older weebmobile in that colour would roll back the skin il tell u what

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>walking from train station to my car
>see dog walking towards me
>get closer to it, he has the cone of shame, is skinny and dirty as fuck
>pet him, he is friendly as fuck
>he follows me to my car
>i open the door and he jumps into the passenger's seat
>he has a tag, i call the number 5 times, it goes straight to voicemail
>the name on his tag is jimmy
i fed him 3 bowls of mince, some cheese and he was still hungry. you can see his ribs, he is that skinny and kinda skittish when he hears loud noises. fuck the real owner he is mine now.

>>16134305
fucking jimmy, always knew he was a cunt

>>16134307
jimmy the dog is based af, idk about jimmy the human

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>>16134188
>>16134225

ASTRAS ARE SHIT YOU FUCKING MONGS

EUROPEAN TURDS ON WHEELS

ALFA ROMEO TIER RELIABILITY

SHIT TIER HANDLING

GM QUALITY INTERIOR

CHINK QUALITY EXTERIOR

D O N O T B U Y
O
N
O
T
B
U
Y

>>16134305
make sure he's not microchipped bro, if you ever have to take him to the vet you'll get fucked for stealing their dog

>>16134333
this
take it to the vet and tell him you found him on the street
if microchipped > they find owner > case solved
if vet find nothing the doggo is yours

>>16134197
shill money of course

>>16134337
>>16134333
true that. I'll take him tomorrow.

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>>16134234
Pretty fucked. It's reliable though, and it looks alright in a shitbox sort of way. Cops would never bother you in it.

Wonder if you could make it quicker.

>>16132672
I'll admit, I also want to do something different for the sake of going against the grain.

Also I thought the RB swap was shit because of how long the engines are? The S12 came out with VG30Es in the US, I don't imagine fitting a pushrod V6 in would give me too much grief as long as I get some exhaust manifolds that hug the block.

>>16134409
Shouldnt be too hard. 7AFE is a pretty simple engine, I wouldnt be surprised if you could niggerrig a blacktop on it through magic.

Else just toss some ITB's on it to sound fast

>>16134415
I'm pretty sure Keichi Tsuchiya or whoever it is that pioneered the AE86 meme machine uses a 7A-FE block with a 4A-GE head.

>>16134418
Shit man. I got a 7A in my corolla. I'll become the FWD Keichi Tsuchiya

>>16134409
If it's actually a turbo one you could do the usual mods and wind up the boost a bit.

>Leaving for nightshift
>Real estate agent rocks up in driveway to do rent inspection
>Panic, explaaain I thought it was next week
>Check letter on fridge
>Date was set for next week
>Neododgingbullets.jpg

Who's got room to keep lab equipment in for a few days? Good ventilation will probably help.

>>16134475
>lab equipment
>Good ventilation
Sure cunt, I'll help hide your methlab. Can I get an address to pick it up?

>>16134475
JESSE WE NEED TO COOK

BUT MR WHITE THE LANDLORDS HERE CUNT

>>16133638
>i'm so close to pulling the aboriginal card
my mother regrets not saying that I was born to an abo father. the free money and benefits would have made life an easy ride.

Hyundai i30, Mazda 3 sp25 (2009-2013) or Mazda 3 SP25 (New)

Which would you pick for a daily? I already own a xr gt replica for a weekend car so I need a non cop magnet daily.

>>16134515
Ford Focus.

>>16134515
I 30 is the most discrete of all, probably most reliable of all

>>16134515
>xr gt replica
boomer?

>>16134515
VN commo with a dirty 30

>>16134515
i30 for boring reliability. Get your dirty mits on a Mazda MPS if you want some fun, though.

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anybody see the preview on sydneys channel 9 news for tomorrow about motorcyclists riding at old pac?

apparently they're gonna crack down on it.

inb4 speedbumps at old pac.

>>16134536
>speedbumps at old pac
AHAHAHAAH KEKED

>>16134515
I'd choose either of the Mazdas personally, although a tuned diesel i30 wagon is somewhat appealing.

>>16134536
>Speed bumps
>Bikes
I'll be they cheap out and leave massive gaps like usual

>>16134536
fucking cunt hwp why d ont they just fuck off mobile revenue rasing bullshit

>>16134536
Whats up with this pic? Is it an event? Or just a mad cunt with no plates fucking with the cops?

>>16134549
photoshop of rossi

>>16134545
i love those speed bumps on my bike. makes me go even faster through them because fuck authority.

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>>16134522
They are alright but I've heard they are unreliable (even though I love fords)

>>16134526
Yeah they seem to be a nice car but I really do not like the interior, It looks cheap and ugly compared to the Mazda 3s

>>16134528
Nope. I'm 23 and bought the shell when I was 16 and I could never drive the cunt on P's lol, I did take it anyways I was not letting it sit for 4 years while I waited to get my fulls. I only got my fulls a few months ago and i've been dailying it because it's awesome to drive. I get looks from everyone which is a weird feeling.

>>16134529
I've driven VNs, they are fun but so so shit.

>>16134530
MPS is cool but decent ones cost as much as the new SP25s so it's out for me. I would like to see an AWD MPS for under 50k, that would be mint. Apparently in japan they have AWD sp25 diesels.

>>16134544
Yeah that's what I was thinking, there is one locally. 2011 SP25 in celestial blue, 64k km's, 6 speed. they want 15k for it and it's been at the stealership for at least 6 months so I could get it cheaper I think. I've test driven it and the only thing that I felt was wrong with it was 1st gear was hard to engage going from 2nd. idk if thats normal for them or it's the gearbox.

>>16134555
Yeah man i'd deffinetly get a fwd shitbox if i was you

Get a 90s corolla they are absolutely unkillable and they can actually turn.

Car looks fucking mint more pics plz

>>16134555
My Focus has got me around well so far.
Still going after 208,000 kms.

>>16134554
Best bit is when you see another rider so you go even faster to show off.

Until you realise the biggest gap is over the centre line and you both go to fly through it

>>16134555
First should only be hard to engage if you're moving at more than like 10km/h imo

Go look at it, take it for a drive and see if you like it imo

>>16134567
my cousin had one he had never ending issues then got a XR5 and had never ending issues with weird electrical problems

ford a shit stay away

t. falcon owner

>>16134530
Holy shit this. Sleeper to end all sleepers.

>>16134567
What year?

>>16134566
Nah feeling the mazdas to be honest, those cunts turn pretty well for a fwd econobox

I don't have many pics of it on my new pc. It's under a cover in the carport (gotta keep it clean), taking it off everyday to go to work then putting it back on at works carpark is quite cringey but its my pride & joy and I cant see it being scratched. pic related is how it looked when I first looked at it in my neighbors shed. I first saw it when I was 14 and dad seen it too and we stopped to talk to him (he had 2 in the carport and 1 in the shed for a project) I tried to buy it off him for years and years and he eventually sold it to me in 2011 when I got my L's. He helped me finish it up and I let him drive it a few times before he past away.

>>16134555
First should only be hard to engage if you're moving at more than like 10km/h imo

Go look at it, take it for a drive and see if you like it imo

>>16134587
Ah ok. i've only driven shitbox manuals. I drove this Kia Cerato yesterday and the clutch msut of been fucked because foot flat on the clutch was off, 1cm off clutch was on and i stalled the cunt at least 5 times. Yeah I might go test drive it and buy it.

>>16134544
>although a tuned diesel i30 wagon is somewhat appealing.
in literally what way is that appealing at all?

>>16134585
2004 Gen 1.

>>16134599
>nondescript mumsy wagon
>sleeper as fuck
>roll coal for shits and gigs

>>16134555
That's kinda of the point barney, if you want to buy a woman's car you've got to compromise on reliability or have a low energy interior

>>16134606
>sleeper as fuck
Nah, even with a tune those diesels aren't all that great. Turbo runs out of breath pretty quickly, they just 'feel' fast because of muh torkz

>>16134599
>>16134606
>>16134624
Its not happening. The diesel is way too small to do shit, you might be able to swap another one in but its still a fucking diesel hyundai

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Alright

Ive got a Valiant, a Falcon and a Corolla. Rego is due for all three. I can afford to register two and leave one out. Im sorry corolla

I like this Falcon, it drives nice and its not bad on fuel.But i always want to be driving the Valiant, does anyone understand this feeling where you want to be driving the car you want but know its not practical? I just want to drive the valiant all the time

>>16134414
Go have a look at photos of them with a VG30. It's a pretty tight fit.

>>16134673
I know it'll be tight, but at least I won't be trying to shoehorn an i6 into a short engine bay.

>>16134657
Where are you? How long can you leave a car unregistered before having to get it reinspected?

I'd leave the vally unregistered if you can, keep some KMs off it and then you can work on it without fear of not having transport.

>>16134657
>corolla
Sydney?

>>16134740
>>16134724
Radelaide, SA

no inspections which is godly

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>nan tries to haggle with the poor woman behind the counter at 7-11 because her visa got declined
>later find out she spent all her money at the pokies again
i dont even give a fuck just nuke every single rsl

>>16134759
>just nuke every single rsl
Fuck you mate, where else am I supposed to drink and bitch about all the new ages cunts ruining the world

>>16134746
Lucky cunt. Keep it unregisted for a month and pull apart the engine, clean that shit and get her purring again

>>16134763
middle of westfield

>>16134766
Which fucking westfield cunt? There are thousands of them

>>16134769
pick one at random
or the local iga in the frozen foods isle

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>excel dying
>still cane the shit out of it at every opportunity
>engine clinically dead but works
magic koreans and their zombie engines

>>16134759
>mfw have to park near rsl's and have to watch all the fat old retards piss all their money away

>>16134798
>magic koreans and their zombie engines
Most of their shit is actually rebranded mitsubishi.

>>16134798
beware, the late 90's sexcel is arguably their only decent car

>>16134803
its also a fucking deathcan on wheels

>>16134801
i was under the impression that the late 90's excel was basically a lancer with a hyundai experiment engine

>>16134811
Pretty much, I think it was at base a mitzi block. Its why the 4G63T/evo engine slots right in

>>16134815
i still prefer the dohc experiment engine simply because a copper can pop the hood and not see anything out of place

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How do I get a magpie to let me pat them? I've been feeding them seed and just sticking around them but they still get spooked

Should I put a slab of worms on myself then pass out on the lawn? They might get close to me that way right?

>>16134829
I have a friend RAdelaide who has got some that let the friend feed them and pet them. From what I gather, talk to them too and feed them bacon.

>>16134829
cum on them

>>16134798
My excel has been running off the oil dipstick for 3 weeks, going to do an oil change and run 2 parts coles motor oil to 1 part vegetable oil and 1 part chemiweld to see what happens. When it dies I'll throw a twin cam in and go all over again

>>16134857
How do I get close though. The rapid oscillation of my hand and dick cause them to flee

>>16134868
flim it, i want to see this

>>16134868
>running off the oil dipstick
?

>>16134868
Fucking legend. When the twin cam starts dying eBay turbo it.

>>16134869
practice shooting your cum to achieve an accurate shot within a couple metres

how do i attract sexy wog women?

>>16134868
You might be on to something. The veggie oil will sit on top and be much thinner so it will lubricate quicker on cold starts

>>16134884
pick them up in a flatbed with a skyline on the back

>>16134884
Wog blades and doses uleh

>>16134872
>>16134875
It'll be filmed as evidence of what it takes to kill it,l. this excel has lived a tortured life, purchased from a welfare mother who tried driving it like a rally car everywhere, it was used by uncaring old people as a paddock basher for 18 months until it ended up in my possession for free with leaking everything. I've done 20k kms in it without doing anything but put fuel in it and it still refuses to die.

>>16134874
The oil is so low it doesn't register on the dipstick

>>16134885
>/o/ physics

>>16134889
>>16134890
what skyline? i like r33's but they're boats

>>16134884
R33s are the wog car of yesteryear. Now days you'll need a ve/VF Calais or clubs port or some shitty base model BMW you've debadged so it looks more expensive than it is

>>16134894
>The oil is so low it doesn't register on the dipstick
filled my excel with oil when it pulled this stunt on me, the trickling noise of the oil going from the filler cap to the sump gave me a rock hard erection

>>16134896
>huehue r33s are shitty handling boats
>t. Not a skyline owner

>>16134896
>R32
Older, not quite as fast anymore. Has nice heritage
>R33
Faster, keeps up quiet well with mods. Over looked often since its not the original godjirra and its not the meme 34. Also apparently looks like shit but I dont see it
>R34
Ever so slightly faster than the R33. Made to be more driveable by shitty drivers, has a bit more tech on board. Meme taxed to fuck and back

Its up to you, I'm more of a 32/33 guy

>>16134896
>>16134906
Do yourself a favor and pick up a cheap 33. They can handle stupid boost without cracking the engine and will be an absolute pleasure to drive if you tune the suspension right

>>16134906
>R34
>Ever so slightly faster
Salty R33 owner detected. 33 is a slow piece of shit. There a reason why no one buys them, keep jerking off to your delusional fantasies while the real men buy the true skylines

>>16134884
Black Chevy-badged VZ Commodore, R33, debadged E46 3 Series.

>>16134922
>r33 sub 8 minutes at ring
>r32 pretty much 8 and a half minutes
lol

>>16134868
>>16134885
C90s will run with used fryer oil in them.

>>16134922
>33 is a slow piece of shit
Salty 34 owner detected. How are those 'race engine' parts from the rb26 going? Rb25neos just love money don't they? And for such a huge power gain of 17kw! Enjoy your Paul Walker memes and pricey vvt

>>16134922
>http://www.r33gt-r.com/2012/04/r33-vs-r34-gt-rs-continued-objective.html
tl;dr R33 was made to be the R32 killer, better in nearly everyway. R34 was made to be nicer to drive than the R33, much more rigid chassis, not so severe when pushed to the limits and increased aerodynamics, but nothing to make it faster

>>16134931
>>16134943
>>16134945
And here some the 33 defence force. Still salty you can't afford the best?

>>16134949
Still salty you got meme'd into the pig fat skyline by a dead man? Do all the assists make you feel safer just like when mummy holds your hand when you go into the outside world?

>>16134922
>Real Skyline
2000 GT-R

>>16134591
how many kms the cunt have? driving instructors love those pieces of shit.

>>16134906
Are you fucked cunt? The 32 GTR is the fastest of the lot. At least in a straight line.

>>16134986
See >>16134945
Its not.

so glad i wrapped my r33 round fenceposts so i wouldnt have to put up with r32-35 benchracing

cars slow as fuck stock

>>16134994
>stock
Who leaves a japanese car stock and expects it to be fast? The point of them to mod them fast

>>16134994
>incapable of plumping in a boost tee

>>16134996
>>16134997
it was insanely shit and had turbo lag boost only kicked in around 5000 fucking rpm

Had no torque had to rev the shit out of it and it would get outdragged by a fucking i6 falcadore and v6 alpha

>>16134992
http://www.sau.com.au/forums/topic/80479-0-100-and-0-400m-times/

I know about the whole nurburgring shit that Nissan advertised at the r33's launch, but the r32 weighs a lot less and it gets to 100 quicker. We're talking the GTR here, I know that a 20DET would probably get shat on by a 25DET.

>>16135004
How the fuck were you driving it? I'm on full boost by 3,500 on a shit gear change. Knowing you, you'd shift into 4th at 50km/h then crack the shits when it doesn't come on boost after planting your foot

>>16135012
Nah i read up my 1996 one had this weird thing where the vaccum boost controller ran low as fuck until like 4000 then only opened up to full factory spec boost above or some shit

3 years on i dont miss it, gave me some good ideas for my Dunnydoor though.

Like put all the fucking money into decent tyres, brakes and steering in that order and fuck everything else.

Gonna get the dunnydoor welded up next week so hopefully it doesnt shit itself on these roads or have another fucking tree fall on it

>>16135018
So you had a dodgy dual stage boost solenoid? Boost tees are like 40 bucks and have you a knob to make your engine go bang to your heart's content. I'm shocked you found one without it pre installed

>>16135018
>3 years on i dont miss it
how could you miss it, you only owned it for a few hours kek

>>16135018
You actually need to take them out through some twisties and understand how to operate a turbo vehicle to enjoy them

>>16135030
2 weeks ackshully kek

NRMA insurance where cunts about the whole thing

Oh yeah as if i'd drive a car i'd just got through a fence on purpose so they delayed my payout for months
>>16135035
Took it up waterfall way it was pretty underwhelming, wish i got a boost controller though
>>16135028
Dunno it was factory according to the pics on the net

>>16134868
Will a 4G69 fit in an Excel?

>>16135041
>Dunno it was factory according to the pics on the net
It was an RB26 transplant the last time you bullshitted about it on the net too

>>16134475
>tfw the meth head down the street sold me his curved 4K TV 600 bucks and the rest of my smoke

I love it when they need to buy a point and decide they don't need shit

>>16135121
Fuck knows, I just put other Excel motors in

>>16135041
>it was factory
Probably even better a reason to suspect it was fucked. Shit is 15+ years old, it's not even expensive to go around it either. I have no idea how you didn't think "hey this probably isn't right" when boost doesn't kick in 'til 5 grand at 4 or 5 psi

>>16135485
Tfw he steals I back next week

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>3.5 inch straight through on a 2L i6
>pathetic injectors
>"if I tune it to somehow deal with such a pointlessly huge exhaust and injectors from the turbo model, will I be as fast as a turbo model?"

Fucking p platers

That feel when not even from Queensland and blast this shit daily driving around.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK3O4chRhMg

>>16135726
the chours is hella catchy
8/10 song
>mfw not even australian and still posting in your thread
try to stop me

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>>16135744
Not going to do shit if you like Dead Kelly, I hate this sort of metal but these cunts are so funny I'm starting to love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3sbyesGcUE

Are the newest Corollas still as good as the old ones?
I still have my old corolla from 2002 but think I will upgrade and just buy the latest one from the salon. My old one has taken shitloads of abuse and never showed any weaknes so I reckon the newest ones are rock-solid too?

>>16136622
They're solid but boring as fuck. Toyota is pretty good at keeping quiet about recalls and other known faults, and I wouldn't honestly trust anything with a CVT in it.

>>16136622
Get a manual one, for the love of god.

very strange experience on the way home this morning on the bike

>pull up at red light of large intersection
>in neutral just kinda staring around.
>generic blue VE pulls along side.
>late 20's/early 30's clean cut dude in suit vaping
>staring around notice something odd.
>im staring across the bonnet of his car
>"what are you lookin at cunt!"
>he does the head thrust thing
which as everyone knows is body language for 'you wanna go'
>look directly at him
>"what the fuck did you just say!"
>"you heard"
>kill bike, put down kickstand, dismount
>his face changes, he looks a little shocked.
>walk towards car, walk around front.
>"what did you say you piece of shit!"
>just as i near his drivers side door, guns it
>straight through redlight, traffic screeching
>walk back to bike, wait for green then head home.

strange right?

>>16135726
fucking love that song

>>16136773
>I wouldn't honestly trust anything with a CVT in it.
mfw both my cars are CVT, weird fucken things but I like them a lot more than traditional autos

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>>16137596
lol, but what if he got out, would you actually fight him? probably not, and that may have been funnier

>>16137890
wearing all my bike gear.
*headbutt*

>>16137596
He must have been a pretty faggy cuck to have gotten intimidated by a little manlet like yourself

>>16137455
I always manual, auto is for lazy slobs.
Wait a second...
>Australia
Fuck everybody here is a lazy slob thats why 90% of cars are auto kek

>>16137596
Autism

>>16137849
They're alright in some cars, I reckon Subaru has the best, but I still wouldn't want to buy any CVT car and expect it to last past 200k.

>>16132900
thanks lad
i was temporarily deported because i ran over five children innocently playing on the highway
however turns out they were boat people, so it was their fault for being there
>>16132914
was on the freeway mate

>>16137596
kek
what a sperglord

>Cunts wont shut up about seppo politics
Fuck off all of you. Stop sucking the burgerdicks

>>16138279
>/dat/ has been free of the shitty us politics faggotry
>you decide to talk about it anyway

>>16138479
Guess who is making 5K off this election

spoiler, its me

>>16138517
Fuck you asshole, i lost all my savings, equivalence 18500 us dollar

Need to sell my car now

>>16138541
Put your tripcode back on Falcunt, we know its you

>>16138479
What's our policy on Americunts migrating to Australia? I don't mind Burgers in general, but if trump wins I don't want a wave of leftist cucks visiting our cuntry.

>>16138715
robbed, raped, murdered?

>>16138715
They will be laughed at. Or they will just go to cuckbourne and fit in perfectly

>>16138722
B-but that's illegal!

Let's just deny their visas instead.

>>16138731
do you want them to come here or not?
>b-b-b-but thats illegal.
indian nationalists dont aus cose of a raft of rape/killings. i remember one right wing quote saying "does Australia realise India is one of the nations with the nuclear bomb"
was a few years ago tho

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Almost

>>16138715
Ask them things like why they chose another "white" country instead of contributing to Zimbabwe.

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>>16138796
>implying whites

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>>16138479
>mfw witnessing that golden moment at 10:30
so
many
keks

TRUMPED

>>16135681
WE ALL GOTTA START SOMEWHERE

oops caps

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>mfw ended up with a total of $4973 from 1000
GOD BLESS TRUMP

Anyone alive here? Make a new thread fags

>>16139037
>>16139037
>>16139037

NEW THREAD LAZY CUNTS