[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ]

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honda is alright

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Sup newfriends

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How do roundabouts work?

>>15230090
Hello friend, where is the full shot of superior metal bike?

>>15230091
Yeah thats how they work m8, you don't do a loop before turning left?

>>15230111
That's a nice dildo you have, we are talking about motorcycles however.

>>15230121
like the one you aren't posting ya no-bike fagget?

>>15230121
That's my stock harley seat though

>>15230112
Think he means "yield" does not mean "stop sign." If there's no traffic in the roundabout you don't have to yield to anything, so the van in front of him was being a bit daft by almost completely stopping.

>>15230111
put your trip back on braid

>>15230133
I don't have braids

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>>15230128
:^)

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Motokittens love my tires.

>>15230128
At least his bike runs.

>>15230157
>those bars
/ n o t c o m f y /

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>>15230076
stop posting this thread everyday. honda bikes dont fucking suck sperg

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What's up dbt. How's everyone's night so far?

>>15230167
It ain't a cruiser, wasn't comfy going 80 in the first place. I use it to go to and from work which is an hour each way, not bad at that distance.

>>15230167
I heard that you need some protein. Don't worry about that steak bb.

>>15230111
Better blur that coke can, people might know what brand it is!

Also how fucking degenerate that those things even exist. I hope to christ it is girls buying them.

>>15230169
does it feel weird to have bars that swoop so far back?

>>15230168
dumb frogposter

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>>15230181
Not really no. Pretty comfy on longer trips as well.

>>15230194
Hypocrisy

>>15230202
also, don't forget to report blogging nobike tripcucks

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>>15230166
>harley
>running

lel

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>decided to sell my Leatt 5.5 to my roommate at cost and get a Dainese Manis D1 instead because I'm a Dainese fanboy

It also looks like it flows more air, is easier to get into and out of and has the monkey paw which I think I'll like.

>>15230231
go sit on your dildo >>15230111

>>15230231
At least you are ready for Mad Max, I guess.

>>15230240
>>15230111
>mfw I recognize that as Crackers the Cockatrice
>almost bought one of those once

>>15230245
I wanna go to Wasteland Weekend sometime in the next couple years.

>>15230249
>>15230231
>not !Superm0to or whatever bullshit
I don't believe it

>>15230270
That's me on my HTPC, guess it has my old trip saved. Old one actually makes sense since the name Baird is from Gears of War and I had an ATi video card at the time.

>>15230169
Drinking, been better.

what about you?

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>be me
>want a fz07 or something similar
>go to big dealer, hundreds of bikes
>tell salesman i'm not looking to buy that day, just sticking out muh feelers
>sticker price is 7,700 OTD
>he asks me what's the magic price that would get me to buy that day.
>just throw out 6,500 and he seemed pretty enthused about it.
>tell him I'm not buying right now but soon so I get his name and #
>go to small dealership, 20-30 bikes
>fz07 sticker price is 6,990
>salesman refuses to give me a OTD price until I'm ready to sit down and buy
>mention the other salesman's 6,500
>little salesman says there's no way and they were lying to me.
>ask him their fees but he won't tell me anything
>kthx4urtime.gif

Does $6,500 OTD sound good for a new in-demand $7k msrp bike? How was your dealership experience. Should I even go back to the little dealer, I was turned off by the fact that he couldn't figure out I was shopping for a dealer and not the bike.

>>15230293
Drinking water listening to satellite radio. Very exciting night

>>15230297
lmao you dont know shit

>>15230297
fuck the small dealer

A thing I like to do is call the other one while I'm there, on speakerphone.

>>15230299
>tfw just downloaded npr ONE
my life got a significant amount better

>>15230169
P good, made bank at work tonight and bought more motorcycle gear from Deutschland

>>15230293
What you drinking?

>>15230313
Nice!

>>15230317
Money is always good man. I'm sitting here thinking about when should I say fuck it and just get a full blown dresser

>>15230329
Don't do it Anon, the dark side is for the weak.

>>15230317
Spirytus and oj

>>15230344
But I do so enjoy taking road trips

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>>15230329
>just get a full blown dresser
do it fagguette

>>15230350
>Spirytus
Mah nigga,

>>15230352
Me too, but I do it on a dirt bike. You can tour on anything. If you wanna be really comfy while doing it, get an adventure bike or sport tourer. If KKK likes them they must suck >>15230361

>>15230361
I'd want the roadmaster though.
Much sexyness

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>>15230363
I want the springfield tho
>tfw it will never be in diamond blue

>>15230362
Meh. I like to ride to work every now and again, I don't think 9 hrs on a dirt bike would feel comfy.

I want all the comfy I can get.

>>15230371
Go buy one nig.
It's Indians way to spit in Harleys face against the Roadking.

>>15230381
That's why I said get an Adventure bike or a Sport Touring bike.

>>15230371
I actually kind of like the Scout except for the seat. Saw one in Laconia with a Corbin seat on it and it looked fucking beautiful.

>>15230391
Would rather a road king to be honest, but damn. You can't find a big twin Indian in Denver for less than 15 k

>>15230397
Ehh. I like the roadmaster though. If I go full Oldman ima get one of those most likely. Amazing machine

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>bike calls for new cam bearings, con-rod bearings, crank bearings, etc. every 90 hours
how many people actually do this, other than racers on factory teams with an insane budget?

>>15230403
Springfield > rk

Harleys sales have been dropping bad. Polaris is making them look like a bunch of bitches

>>15230412
Basically nobody. That's for constantly rev limiter bashing balls to the wall racing, not some dude riding his dirtbike around.

>>15230412
What bike? I do 90 hours in under a month.

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>>15230412
>ktm motto: ready to race
>why does my bike have race bike intervals

>>15230428
That's for pretty much RFS bikes. Mine is the 450EXC.

dam son how do you ride so much? I only did like 160h last year on my KLX.

>>15230305
that's what I'm thinking. The big dealer is Big St. Charles motorsports. Apparently one of the largest dealerships in the mid west.

>>15230429
of course I know it's going to have frequent maintenance intervals. Almost all dirt bikes do.

I asked how many people actually follow it, not why the intervals are so short.

>>15230437
I ride every day, it's my main source of transportation and I travel regularly. I don't drive my car unless my bike is broken or it's pouring rain all day, which isn't that often around here. I've put about 20k miles on it in the two years I've had it.

>>15230249
Bruh I'm gay and I wouldn't even buy that shit.

>>15230451
>>15230428
Actually now that I'm thinking about it, this is pretty high. I probably do about 50 hours per month.

Does anyone know the value of a 2nd hand 2010 SV650S off the top of their head?
20,000 km and registered.

I want to sell mine to put it toward a cruiser, but the only person I've asked so far was a dealer who I feel was trying to jew me.
Is selling privately always better?

>>15230457
Was going to be an anniversary gift. Ended up getting a Hitachi Magic Wand and analog speed controller instead. My ex was really into Nethack and cockatrices are a meme in that game, would have been a neat addition to her collection of toys.

>>15230465
>>15230451
20000miles/1200 hours is still an average of 16mph. I think you're overestimating still

>>15230488
>wind catches ticket and forces it up into your helmet
>cuts your eyes out

>>15230482
I always hate when the idiot girls only use it on the outside. You can fit that thing in there if you try, girl.

>>15230483
alright lets go the other way
With work and class most of the year, I drive 30 minutes 5 times per week for class, and 1 hour 3-4 times per week for work, so we're at like 6.5 hours per week.

On weekends, I drive all over the goddamn place, probably 3-4 hours a weekend, call it 3.5, so we're at about 10 hours per week.

I go on trips every couple months where we'll do 2-5 hours/day for 3-9 days, not even going to try and ballpark this, but 45-50 hours per month sounds about right.

20000 miles is a huge estimate because my ODO has been reset by several times since I installed it.

>>15230506
Not if she's tight man, my ex wasn't a milf with two kids.

>>15230521
why did you reset your odo? Or did it reset itself like mine?
>fucking trail tech

>>15230527
>milf with two kids


Really doesn't matter. If I fit one inside multiple girls in high school that weren't sluts by any means then you can too, as long as you stop fucking ten year olds.

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>>15230521
>10 hours per week

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>>15230529
>fucking trail tech

>>15230534
Why would I want to stretch my gf's vagina? Being a slut doesn't make you loose, stretching it with large objects does. Being a slut actually makes it tighter because the muscles in the vagina wall are exercised more.

>>15230545

>things cuckolds actually believe

XD LMAO

>>15230545
fuck the vapors do it too? On my Vector it loses the ten-thousands position every time it loses power

>>15230551
>things virgins don't believe
Are you lonely Anon? Wanna talk about it?

>>15230556
The vapor has an error where it won't save your wheel size when you set it, so it had me riding at several hundred miles per hour for a few months. Only way to fix the bug is a hard reset.

>>15230545
>Why would I want to stretch my gf's vagina?

Fun? Adventure?

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>>15230566
>several hundred miles per hour
>on a DRZ
hektik

>>15230566

>Are you lonely Anon? Wanna talk about it?

LAMAYO KEKOLD ON THE DEFENSIVE

>>15230566
Also, when I first installed it, I wired it through ignition so that it wouldn't draw battery power when off even though Trail Tech says not to. TT was right becuase there's an error like 10% of the time it switches from bike battery power to internal battery power it will hard reset. Mine did this like 15-20 times over a few months before I rewired it.

>>15230573
Excellent points, but she wasn't really into that, and I prefer to stick my dick in tight vaginas.

>>15230578
Alright well I'm here for you if you ever wanna talk.

>>15230585
>I prefer to stick my dick in tight vaginas.


see

>>15230551

>>15230585
prefer to stick dildos in my ass*

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can you guys stop shitting up this thread?
even kitkat does better than this shit

>>15230592
Even if you don't believe the slut part, large objects = loose, that's why women that give birth without a caesarean section are fucked up and why anal fetish pornstars have to wear diapers.

>>15230599
M-more KDX pls?

>>15230599
Bike needs more zip tie stitches. Is that a tiny little passenger peg I see?

>summer dbt

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>>15230609
sorry m8, pics of that bike are very very scarce, and the 220 wasnt even that good of a bike to be honest.

>>15230599
it's American hour, what did you expect?

>>15230627
Isn't it literally just an bored out KDX200 with styling changes? The KDX is a great enduro/trail bike. My dad's has been going string since 1990 with only one rebuild, which he only did because he had to do the PV.

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>>15230639
this is /dbt/

anything short of factory ready race bikes are shit remember? even though nobody here can fucking ride.

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>>15230653
>he fell for the "ready to race" meme
lol

>>15230639
it may be but the power delivery was crap compared to the ol 89
weak low end comes on too hard in the mid range and falls flat on the top.
never ran as smooth as the 89 either

>>15230653
Remember when people actually had to ride corner exits on their own and not pray to the electronic jew

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Squid almost got clobbered. I hope none of you ride like this and you merge properly.

>>15230653
lol honda get fucked

>>15230653
I ride,bro.

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>top speed at my local track is only 130kph on a national superbike

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>>15230692
electronics are there for faster laptimes, every single person on the motoGP grid can ride these without electronics and be in the same ballpark but the TC gets extra drive, even in a straight line, we are talking nearly 300 hp, not the 30 hp in your ninja 250.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHJvsz5BYjg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NylIcbXeqZc

WHAT I LEARNED ON DBT TODAY IS:

>>15230728
>we are talking nearly 300 hp


No.

>>15230726
Is it a Go Kart track?

>>15230731
dildos

Things you should always buy new?

>>15230728
supermoto a best

>>15230742
Motorcycle helmets
blow
hookers

>>15230739
>Is it a Go Kart track?
It would probably be better if they were still using the go kart track that closed honestly, at least it didn't have concrete walls everywhere.

Actually it was 130mph but still 98% of the track was in 2nd and 3rd gear.

>>15230734
the ducati would be getting close to 300 at the crank, don't be silly.

and don't tell me you're basing this off the claims the manufacturers themselves make because according to them motoGP bikes have been making the same power since 2002.

>>15230742
you're nom lmao
>>15230731
I fukt ur mom fagget!!

>>15230731
honda a shit

>>15230756
They didn't have to last 2 1/2 race weekends in 2002 among other things.

>>15230701
Is your neck made of elastic?

>>15230774
No, but my dick is. LOL!

does someone have an explanation for niggas and stretched busas?

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>>15230798
>Does someone have an explanation of niggas
FTFY

>>15230798
It's 'tha fastets'.

>>15230767
they also didn't have pneumatic valves or 350+ km/hr speeds down the straights or 14 years of development.

2002 mugello trap speed max: 324.5 km/hr

2016: 354

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>>15230812
>they also didn't have pneumatic valves
But Aprilia did

>cant decide between drz400e and wr450f supermoto

reeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>15230798
>>15230805
>A group of 3 niggas on busas or some supersport
>riding with no helmets
>their helmets are strapped on the side of their bike as they're riding
W H Y
H
Y

>>15230828
Ktm or husky
Don't bother with japshit

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>>15230834
ktm is well known to be a shit

>>15230826
yes but it also only had 3 cylinders yet competed in trap speed against 5 cylinder bikes without them.

Now every bike (ducati aside) has pneumatic valves and 30+ km/hr higher trap speeds than these 2002 bikes with "240 hp" so I think my claim of nearly 300 is pretty accurate.

>>15230848
how bout you make some collages of husky a shit? after all they are ktm now

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>>15230848
>reminding everyone about how KTMs are so strong they snap triple clamps instead of frames

>>15230863
I'm glad it breaks at a part thats easily fixable rather than something that totals the bike.

>>15230701
California rider?

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Can anyone help me out about a near lowside crash I had the other day?

I never have felt like I've leaned my bike to the limit of my tire's grip, but yesterday I had a near lowside at about 35 mph on a 600cc, in a turn on a dry, relatively well paved road during a smooth application of throttle.

I'm trying to figure out why it happened because it's made me lose my confidence in cornering,

I was just told I have 30% tread left on my tires, am I already losing grip at 30%? or was it maybe just a spot of unclean road surface?

help me not be afraid D:

I don't want to replace my tires earlier than I have to if they weren't the cause of the problem.

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>>15230831
Where I work Harley riders do this because NM doesn't require a helmet but you have to have one on site.

I don't work with any "niggas" though. The only black guy I work with is fat as shit and a huge nerd

>>15230701
>riding on highways

>>15230938
Could have been many things. Usually it's something on the road that causes the tire to slip. Little drit, little oil, little coolant etc. That is unless you were pinning it midturn

>>15230938
>I'm trying to figure out why it happened
cold tyres m80

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Where did you fags ride your bikes today?

You DO have bikes right?

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>>15230955
It was at the end of a pretty vigorous ride where I had been doing some awesome carving, and had never felt so confident in the bike, which is why I'm so sad it happened because now I'm scared like a bitch to even lean it over a little bit.

>>15230953

so at 30% tire tread, in theory, I shouldn't be worried about my tire being slippy just due to wear and tear right?

thanks for the responses guys, I just need to get my confidence built back up I think, even though the road was dry and looked pristine maybe I just caught some dust or something

>>15230967
I've ridden with the band showing, unless the wear is exactly on the edge of your tire you're fine. Doesn't mean you shouldn't be replacing the tires soon. If you don't feel confident then your riding will be off.

>>15230966
Nobody here has a bike, this is the daily /r9k/ echo chamber.

>>15230984
I haven't been in dbt for a month, what happened to all the hektik faggets?

>>15230091
>riding with dad in cager
>full stops at every yield
>rolls through ever stop sign
Every
Single
One

>>15230967
tread only exists to channel water or grab an uneven/loose surface. In a perfect world with perfect roads the tires would be treadless.

>>15230091
guy is taking extra time to look for bikers he might not of seen with a first glance

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Come to England to practice. We have big roundabouts

>>15230180
Bad news sunshine

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>>15230990
Better than cagers who literally slow to 5mph before every single speed bump.

Every. Single. One.

>mfw narrow two lane road leading to my house has 6 consecutive speed bumps for some fucking reason
>mfw I get stuck behind a cager
>every fucking time those brake lights light up
[spoiler]>they're in a "offroad" vehicle or a truck with lifted suspension[/spoiler]

>>15230747
>Wanting a first time hook
That sounds terrible m8

>>15230967
probably just a shitty road surface combined with a bit too much throttle out of the corner, not going to like this but the best way to get your confidence back is go do some low speed slides around a roundabout or something, worst comes to worse you drop your bike at like 15km/h and after a bit of practice you wont be worried about your arse end stepping out around corners anymore, you will probably be aiming to get it out sideways.

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>>15230966
Nowhere

>>15230995
This, he just checked his left, then his right, then his left again, top bloke, 10/10, would carpool with.

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>>15231023
>tfw no repsol honda

>>15230966
i took my bikes engine to the shop because i don't have a bearing puller and i need to get my bore honed so no.

>tfw found a cbr600 on cl for a couple hundred bucks
>wanna buy but have no money

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>>15230966
>tfw broken foot

>>15231044
It's stolen

>>15231044
Be more poor

>>15231044
Link anon so I can buy it for you, and then you can live vicariously through me through shitty webm's of me riding it.
>>15231051
>getting this H E K T I K
That's the dbt I know.

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Good euromorning, /dbt/.

>>15231074
good aussieafternoon ya poof

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>>15231060
Is ths hektik enough?

>>15231051
FUCKING WHITE MALE

>>15230989

They all quit shitposting here to pursue careers as motovloggers

>>15231092

0/10 I've done that on a bmx bike before

>>15230966
made sure it was still outside. I need to go over a few minor things before listing it.

>tubbs sticker
socks the best

>>15230989
like who?

Waiting for a dry day to take the nuda hektiking, help me pray for the weather to fuck rite off

I saw a Suzuki M109R today.

It looks so fucking weird, who actually buys them new?

>>15231174
>tfw no nuda

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>>15231174
>Not riding in all weather
Ghey

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>>15231215
You think the 109R looks weird?

>>15231231
thats a thing?..

ok so i guess god isnt real.

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>>15231231
This bike causes me a great deal of pain

had 5 cups of chamomile and a bread pastry

going to sleep forever now

>bought pant that were too big
>$7.50 down the toilet and another week until the new pair show up

>>15231285
what?

>>15231285
Also
>local shop guy tells me to stop buying at Revzilla because it's killing local parts shops
>they have to order shit in anyway and charge 50% markup
Lolno, there's a qt working there though and I'm looking for an excuse to head back.
I just can't find one.

>>15231296
Revzilla a best. Excellent customer service. My local shop is awful and I could care less if they went under.

>>15231296
i always take parts of my engine down to the shop or buy parts there, gear what ever, spending a few extra dollars to keep the bike shop around is not really a big deal.

>>15231300
which shop in LC do you go to?

>>15231303
The only one I know of, Las Cruces Motorsports

>>15231285
>not using the Retoure-sticker for free shipping
Isn't that a thing in the US?

>>15231296
>tfw my local shop gives me better discounts than revzilla

>>15231311
Damn, was hoping there was one there I didn't know about. Not sure about the shops in EP, the Hyosung dealer leaves a bad taste in my mouth, Viva seems okay but is always under construction, AceMoto is tiny, and I haven't walked into the others. Does Barnett's count as a motoshop?

>>15231302
I might pick up a K&N airfilter from them just for the fuck of it.
The guy seemed nice enough.

>>15230495
Basically.
>look guys I'm so utilitarian and clever, bet you never thought of that, huh?
>going through drive thru and putting food in jacket
>balancing drink on dash

Almost as funny as people riding with 50lb backpacks after grocery shopping. Or shopping in stores and stuffing things inside their backpack/helmet. Not begging for attention at all.

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>>15231353
Whut I always ride with a backpack, even when I'm not carrying anything.
It's just convenient.

>>15231353
whats wrong with riding with a backpack?

>>15231327
The only one I know in EP is the one I bought my Tiger from that tried to fleece me for over $200 to change a fork seal that they probably should have replaced anyway when I bought the bike.

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>>15231367
I know, that shit doesn't even make sense.
What if he wants to pick up a snack and ride down to the park to eat it.
Does this dude just hold that shit, I bet he sticks it in his milk crate like a pleb lmao.

>>15231353

>being that buttmad that I have one simple trick to hold my parking ticket

What kind of pathetic sad cunt are you exactly?

>>15230989
>what happened to all the hektik faggets?
literally who?

>>15231353

also, post a timestamped pic of your bike nobike faggot i fukt ur mums pussi

>>15231296
>I'm looking for an excuse to head back.
I just can't find one.
Destroy bike and replace parts.

>>15231383
I'm guessing that was Viva only because they are the only one I know sells Triumphs.

>>15231405
Yep.

Funny enough I tried to get a quite from them on a new 2014 Tiger 800XC they have and they never sent me one. I guess they don't want any more of my money haha

>>15231398
How long have you owned the best beginner bike so far?

>>15231284

>>15231416

Maybe since 2013 or so?

One day I'll sell it and buy a DL650A but it's best commuter baiku so I have no need to sell it

> idle mixture adjustment screw fell out while riding
Well fug :DDDD

>>15231422
What an idiot

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>>15231424
noice

>DL650
V-Strom makes a great commuter anon, but you need 350 extra cc's m8.

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>>15231436

I couldn't handle that much raw horsepower m8

>>15231231
Fuck the Rune, and fuck the new Valkyrie. New Valkyrie is ugly as shit and I fucking hate it.

>>15231443
They have a linear power band, very nice for commuting and it has about the same fuel economy as best beginner baiku. Mine is a little worse due to having a power commander.

>>15231497
BTFO

>>15231353
>Almost as funny as people riding with 50lb backpacks after grocery shopping. Or shopping in stores and stuffing things inside their backpack/helmet. Not begging for attention at all.

You've got some issues, lad.

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>>15231497
>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

>>15231526
Did the facts upset you?

>>15231526
> be American
> don't wake up because police busted down your door in the night and shot you to death while sleeping

>>15231534
>tfw this happened to me
sucks here sometimes

>>15231536
At least you had health insurance that covered it

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GOOD EUROMORNING
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE IN THE PARCEL

>>15231540
Is it someone who gives a fuck?

>>15231540
More parts for a fucked old cb400 that will beeak down again in 50km.

>>15231552
lol honda reliability

>>15231534
I'm not black though

>>15231534
>he doesn't know the odds of getting shot by the police are the same as getting struck by lightning

>>15231562
White trash is the same tho.

>bent another shifter
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>15231568
It really isn't. White trash shoot eachother, police shoot black people

>>15231564
In 1st world countries it is. Infact its more likely you get hit by lightning.

>>15231572
Looks like a GS500F on steroids.

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>>15231550
No :(
>>15231552
Close! That's the Italian anon, I decided to have not fun with a CBR600 from 95. Tis 4 carb needles at 12€ each to please the carb god. I should have stuck to singles...

Also I got the telephone number limited edition wemoto post its this one time :3.

>>15230488
Just go past the boom.

>>15231572
nigs shoot more nigs more than cops

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>>15231579
Agreed, but my statement still stands

>>15231575
Pls

>>15231296
>>they have to order shit in anyway
This rustles my jimmies. Why go to a local shop if it has to be shipped anyway.

>>15230488
>not chin mounted

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>no dirt, desert, or tracks nearby
>never even been on dirt but know i'll love it
>watching that aussie crosstraining youtube
sigh...

>>15231296
Ask him if he is a communist, as we live in a capitalist country.

>>15231225
I do, it's just the fact that you can't go hektik in all weather

>>15231595
>read this post
>see this image
cringe...

>>15231583
Why are you always on during aussie afternoon hours?

>inb4 he's a proxy poster and works at pine gap

>>15231595
>nearby

are you one of those fuckers in /dbt/ who comes complaining about there being no twisty roads "nearby" and what they mean is they would have to actually ride their bike for more than 15 minutes to get to one?

There is nowhere in the world in which there isn't some dirt within an hour or so.

>>15231595
No dirt near me either, but I did ride ya mum's dirt track last night. Fagget!

>>15231609
B T F O
T
F
O

>>15231607
at 2am it says 1.5hrs up to the nearest ohv. but it would take much longer there to trailer there at a normal time. and people say it's kinda meh

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>>15231606
I work rotating shifts. So I'm on night shift every couple months.

>>15231613
>people say it's kinda meh
Just like your mum's dirt track! Fagget.

>>15231618
Sure ASIO, sure.

anyone of ya fags using windows 10

>>15231623
nah i tried it in a vm for a few weeks and hated it. still on 7

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AYY LMAO

looking for some riding shoes that I can wear all day and not look like a hyper-autist

>>15231666
Faggot

>>15231695
n-no u

>>15231697
Get your license and you wont be faggot.

Post sister.

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>>15231706
made appointment for A2 yesterday
test is in about 2 weeks

how about you post your sister

>>15231624
so i was bored, and decided to fuck around with wms
>use pi as a site provider with just a chat
>use old server to run different instances of ai-chatbots
>occasionally connect laptop and start shitposting
>monitor the situstion
in 3 months i've bred a couple of digital australians

>>15231727
>tfw no sister

Feels good desu.

>>15231729
wat

>>15231734
>tfw 3 sisters
wanna trade

>>15231738
Post me all of their worn panties

>>15231734
post mother or cousin

>>15231738
post 3 sisters

>>15231738
>tfw 2 younger sisters
>one is run of the mill white girl going to med school or whatever, total fucking normie
>other has turned into party rave slut, barely graduated high school, bout to head off to college
At least I'm coming into my own and no longer the disappointment of the family

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Thoughts on this plan? The Alpine weather has failed to improve apart from tomorrow so my plan is now to tackle the Otztal glacier road tomorrow, spend Saturday in Soelden to avoid doing Timmelsjoch in the pouring rain and cross Italy on Sunday/Monday. If the weather's good, I'll do the St. Bernard Pass and spend the night in Martigny, if it sucks, I'll spend the night in Chamonix before, in both cases, doing a straight shot for Calais.

>>15231772
That's a big route

>>15231778
for you

>>15231778
It represents 2 days of travel (plus a third to Calais) and the alternative is turning around, something I try to avoid doing.

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Harley money is in my account.

Now I just need to find one and buy it.

I'm living my dream nigga

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>>15230076

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Well, /dbt/?

>>15231790
A supersports shouldn't be so easy to ride that even a junkie cripple can do it.

>>15231793
>Not buying a new bike to avoid having to fit new tires

>>15231788
>buying a fagmobile

>>15231534
>Not owning a gun to shoot them first

>>15231841
But that's not a sport bike anon.

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>>15231793
Try again anon

which is riciest, all matte black or fake sponsorship?
>i really like that kind of look

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>>15231793
one of my bikes is held together with spare nuts and bolts, zip ties and a few hopes and dreams

>>15231894
>>15231888
>>15231793
>tfw super proud my zip tied passenger peg is still holding up
>you guys are running on hopes and dreams

>>15231888
>Red hook

good taste bb

>>15231889
Matte black with monster energy stickers plastered haphazardly all over the place.

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>>15231901
>Both shrouds held on by zip ties/duct tape
>Rear bit of frame broken off
>No longer has a head light or tail light
>A million miles young
>Still somehow runs like a top
Fucking Kawasaki mang

>>15231889
Really depends on the bike, the CB1000R and CRF1000L are both available in a very slick matte and mixed matte finish respectively.

>>15231911
My shrouds are held on by zip ties and duct tape too I forgot to photograph it.

Official /dbt/ shitbike list when?

>>15231908
>engine Ducati 1198 which has been fitted with a turbo
And not a turbo in sight...

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>>15231914
I dunno

I have 3 kek

>>15231905
It's one of my go-tos when I just want something decent and don't want to deal with trying something new

>>15231920
there's clearly a turbo on the lower cylinder and probably one on the back too
>>15231911
>thanks doc

>>15231936
>ABSOLUTE BESTIALITY

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>>15231911
im still waiting on parts for the 300 :(
i checked today and they only shipped them yesterday so im guessing they will be here maybe monday
pick the bore up from the shop tomorrow so there is that i guess....

>>15231886
You're right

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>>15231946
My clutch cover is supposed to ship Friday

I ordered it over a month ago.

I'm looking at a KDX to replace my KLX tomorrow evening.

>>15231958
>honda quality

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A FUCKING BEE HIT ME IN THE ARM AS I WAS RIDING HOME FROM WORK AND STUNG ME IN LESS THAN A NANOSECOND.

GODDAMNIT FUCK.

WHAT THE FUCK BEE? I ALMOST LOST CONTROLAND HAD TO PULL THE FUCKING BIKE OVER TO GET THE GODDAJMN STINGER OUT.

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT BEE, FUCK YOU.

>>15231971
>squidding

>>15231966
>I dropped my phone off a tall building and it broke on the sidewalk
>Clearly it was badly engineered

>>15231958
do you use rockymountainatv?

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What motorcycle would the blackfish ride?

Queen Elizabeth (child lover) controls MotoGP.

All MotoGP riders are chosen since they were 5. They use black magic to keep the bike up.

All races results are pre determined. They just act.

Read few versus of any holy book and witness the mega crashes.

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>>15231975

>>15231971
bee stings hurt now?

I'm in the marketmarket for a new bike, I was originally looking at Honda Hornets, Fz6s, Svs, and other middle weight bikes. Would this be a huge difference from those in terms of power and stuff?
https://modesto.craigslist.org/mcy/5561845816.html

>>15231975
i dropped my father's nokia and it only chipped a bit of the 9
i then inherited the phone and kept it for 5 years

>>15231986
A GS, because he's old.

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>>15231966
Nah broke it when I dropped it directly on the corner of a rock

>>15231978
I had to order from XRs only because I wanted a billet one so it would be stronger when I inevitably drop it. I read plenty of shit reviews but they are the only ones that sell a billet cover for the XRR unfortunately.

>>15231996
i like rockymountain, i ended up paying $750 aud including shipping for a wiseco piston and rings, bottom end rebuild kit, head stem bearing and a new gear stick, some places were charging around $750 just for the bottom end rebuild kit

>>15231971
How did a bee sting you through a thick or leather jacket?

>>15230089
Holy shit that looks fantastic

>>15232021
up the sleeve, ive had a bullant go up my sleeve, fucking brutal.

>>15232010
I do too and they were my source if I was going to buy a new stock cover, but the mag covers don't stand up well to abuse. They are great for guys who don't crash, but I do so I wanted something more sturdy. If they sold a billet cover for it I would have definitely bought from there.

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>>15232029
they do look alright, would look nicer without the bikini fairing imo

>>15232034
>who don't crash
you mean people who are lucky cunts right?

>another slow day at work
>still reading bike reviews

How full of shit are bike reviews?
I know that car reviews are pure bullshit (at least in germany) so I wonder how much I can trust guys reviewing bikes?

>Review says bandit600s have soft and wonky suspensions
>ask friend who owned one, he says that's a lie

>4chan tells me I'm banned

>>15232044
and is this bandit 600 the only bike your friend has owned?

>>15231592

>implying it ever will be

One day maybe :/

>>15232050
No, he had a bike before that and now a xj6 which is much newer than the bandit

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>>15232042
Some people are good at not crashing

I am not one of those people

>>15232079
>we dry clutch now

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tfw just got my bikeu back
tfw a qt is talking to me

>>15232044
The bandit suspension is soft, it dives a fair bit and can have sketchy delivery out of corners but it's expected of the bike, of course it's not going to have supersports suspension it is designed for compromise between comfort and performance.

>>15232044
Testride it. Reviews are worthless, they always have the newest gen 1000cc high performance supersport to compare in mind.
if you aren't a reviewer that testrode hundreds of bikes you don't even notice what they mention in the reviews.

>>15232092
>Getting cucked by qt
>Not living the 2D life

>>15232079
i know that feel, i crash more than i should, why i decided against making my bike even more powerful

>>15232141
If you're on a faster bike, you'll be several miles down the road from where you should have crashed. Also, the Grim Reaper is a Harley fag so you definitely want to be able to outrun his bony ass.

>>15232168
i ride enduro though

>>15231425
I'm this guy
Can I keep riding for a day if I put on my choke?
I'll have a replacement screw by tomorrow, but I need my bike until then

>>15230742
Helmets
Underwear
Lubricants
Spark plugs
Food

>>15232197
just find a screw in your shed that fits for a replacement

>>15232183
>Not putting knobbly tires on an RSV4R

>>15232183
>Implying most Enduros aren't faster than Harleys

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>>15232219
>this
pic unrelated

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Looking to do a cross country trip soon, from west to east. Fucking stoked about it. Will give details soon about it

>>15232200
don't have one, it has very specific dimensions, thats why I can only get one by tomorrow

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>>15232212
pigfat
>>15232219
i was implying most enduros are ridden off road if i am honest

>>15231623
Yeah. Unless you use your PC every day might as well not upgrade. Bit faster, though, and slightly better for gaming. Takes a bit of hassle to disable all of the spyware/adware "features", though, but you can get rid of them if you wish.

>>15232330
I use it 9 hours a day
speaking from experience lr from reviews?

>>15232391
N
>>15232391
E
>>15232391
U
>>15232391