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[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

Shitbike edition.

>Motorcycle Questions & Answers
>Motorcycle Routes & Meetups
>Motorcycle Gear & Accessories
>Motorcycle Adventures & Blog Posts
>Motorcycle Pictures & Fun Webm

>/dbt/ map
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=z7CKLSFiJH_M.kMZoQpBOKipI

>Motorcycle Ergonomics Simulator
http://cycle-ergo.com/

>Noob? Read this:
>>10361928

>Webms with sound
>>>/wsg/1046108

>Previously on /dbt/
>>15230076
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http://www.sltrib.com/news/3984612-155/insurance-company-sues-scouts-over-fatal

>An insurance company is suing the Boy Scouts of America over a motorcycle that was damaged in a fatal wreck caused by a Fruit Heights troop that felled a tree onto State Road 12 in 2014 in Garfield County.

>The troop of boys ages 14 through 17 had obtained a permit to cut and gather firewood Oct. 11, 2014, between Torrey and Boulder when two boys cut down a tree that landed on SR-12, in the path of a motorcyclist.

>Edgar Riecke, 69, of Durango, Colo., died after his motorcycle struck the tree.

What the fucckkk.
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>>15232397
Did he died?
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>>15232401
Who cares it was probably a harley.
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>>15232428
Yep
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>>15232428
yep, instadeath.
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Need a liquid-cooled 4-cylinder DOHC bike for my nephew, any good options?
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>>15232438
Fuck him in the ass and get him a harley.
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>tfw dank whoolies on accident during corner for first time
shit was hektik
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>>15232429
nah
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>hailstorm outside
>bike doesn't work
>playing vidya

And yet by the end of the next month I might be riding on a touge under the same heavy rain.

Makes me feel funny inside.
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>my dad doesn't even know how ride but on an instinctual level still knows Harleys are shit
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>>15232446
So ABS didn't save him?
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>>15232455
>hailstorm outside
>bike doesn't work
priorities man this is the perfect opportunity
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>>15231425
>>15232197
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>>15232401
Who cares?
Boy scouts are a church organisation, not like the church is broke.
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>>15232481
no it will eventually die in the arse if you ride with the choke on, is it set in the wrong place? you say the bike was running so i am assuming all is fine as far as that goes so you should be right until you get the replacement m80
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>>15232489
A) No it's not
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>>15232464
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>>15232498
> is it set in the wrong place?
what do you mean, the choke?
The situation is like this
>No mixture screw means super lean mixture
>put on choke to make it a bit fatter
But I'm not sure it's good to ride with a hole in your carb where the screw is supposed to be
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>>15232397
>even KTM owners are breaking now
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>>15232429
Heh, I have also a V-strom and same damn thing happened to me: a farmer was cutting down trees and just when I was passing him the tree fell on road. Myfirststoppie.jpg and I just ignored him after that, another murder attempt was already waiting at the next corner.
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Got a helmet and jacket the other day, have some hiking boots and tactical gloves. Probably getting a bike this month. The hype is real.
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>>15232597
enjoy having no skin
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How does yours ring up, /dbt/?
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>waiting for my bike to cool so I can pull the carb
>again
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>>15232624
again? stock carb or an FCR?
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>>15232618
reposting smaller version for ease of use
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>>15232618
So if my bikes not Japanese am I not allowed to play?
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>>15232636
If your bike's not Japanese you're not allowed to live at all
Just take the freespace anyways, it's a joke
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hello requesting help from italy anons pls
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>>15232630
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>>15232625
swapped my shitty stock carb for another stock carb. Felt a lot better off idle, and didn't flood when I did dank wheelies. But it sputters and cuts out at high RPM and at WOT. I think I need to go down a few sizes on the main jet and possibly a different needle, since the seller said he jetted it for a DRZ with nig exhaust
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>>15232618
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>>15232618
>Speedo inaccurate
>+10 year old mixed-use tires
>drum brakes
>tunr signals don't work
>250cc
>thumper
>blue
>mud or dirt everywhere
>value <800€
>kawasaki
>used random screws that just fit
>carbed
>air cooled
>top speed 110km/h ~65mph
>fix rattling shit all the time
>no stickers
>ziptied battery
>21" front

>no handguards
>seat is good
>headlight / tail ilght good
>no dents
>no brewery stickers
>no daily driver -> not plated
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>>15232678
i put and FCR39 on mine and i could not get it dialed in just right. i finally said fuck it and just sold the bike.

the stock carb worked perfect though.
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>>15232618
I counted both of my bikes but I may be the top score
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Opinions on the rc 390 as a first bike? My brothers and dad say go with a 600+ or I'll get bored quick
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bought an SV650 AL7 yesterday, I'll get my license monday.

Does anyone have some sort of spreadsheet on when to maintain which parts?
Does that exist yet?
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>>15232618
>got a new fairing to replace the zip tied one though :^)
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>>15232702
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>>15232704
what kind of shit country do you live in that you don't have the bikes service interevalls and what has to be done in these services?
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>>15232704
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>>15232718
Germany.

Dunno, maybe I'll get it when I actually drive it out of the dealership that day. I assume there has to be an owners manual of sorts.

>>15232724
thanks a lot, guess I have some learning to do .
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>>15232702
usage?
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>>15232716
Oh. Didn't know they were shit, my family has never owned one. Do you think I should start on a 300 or a 600? I'm a pretty small guy
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>>15232733
Frag die nach nem Inspektionsplan, also wenn du wirklich selber machen willst
wenn du nur wissen willst wann du zur inspektion musst, das steht in der Betriebsanleitung / Handbuch
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Anyone else read Zen and the art of motorcycle maintenance? Or is it just a book for normies?
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>>15232736
Daily rider unless it rains. I'm from San Diego so it shouldn't too often
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>>15232751
I have
It's a very good philosophy book

It is neither about zen or motorcycles
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>>15232438
Hayabusa
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I need advice /dbt/
I currently ride a cbr600rr on my 60 mile round trip commute most days of the week, I love the bike, but I end up cruising at 9000rpm in 6th gear to be able to hold 100mph it feels like the bike is screaming.

Would I be better off with something like an Fz1? I know it would be more comfortable but will it be able to hold 100mph for 30 minutes without feeling like it's killing my engine?
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>>15232748
Joa hab ich vor, zumindest was ich kann.

Mein Vater hat ne riesige Garage mit tausenden Werkzeugen, bastelt selber immer an seinen autos.
Wenn ich schon solche resourcen habe sollte ich sie auch nutzen, und sowas können schadet nie.

Is zumindest bisher meine Ansicht, vll is das ja auch naiv.
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>>15232767
Also wenn du sie ganz neu kaufst willst vielleicht in der Werkstatt das Zeug machen lassen fürs "scheckheft gepflegt" sein, außerdem solange du Garantie hast (ich gehe mal davon aus du hast), dann hast du nur Anspruch darauf wenn alle inspektionen regelmäßig und in einer Fachwerkstatt gemacht wurden
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>>15232618
So close. Need to double check the speedo accuracy though.
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>>15232618
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>>15232780
Alles klar.
Gut zu wissen, dann werd ich das wohl die ersten beide Jahre so machen.
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>>15232702
Rode on my friends 390 and that thing feels like it Belongs on the track. I'd suggest a more street friendly bike if your not a track junkie. Maybe a cbr500, not to slow and not to fast
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>>15232753
Bad choice IMO. You'll want something with less racey ergonomics and engine. Maybe a duke 690 or something would fit you.
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r8
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>>15232788
Am besten klärst das aber noch mal mit deiner Werkstatt bzw. deinem Händler ab, kann sein das die da genaueres zu sagen können.
Ich will es nicht schuld sein wenn am ende irgendwas scheiße ist :^)
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>>15232765
Hayabusa
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>>15232753
it's doable but 390 is a sport bike through and through, designed for going fast on a track and not much else. something to consider
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does anyone have that webm with sound saved where the guy on the bike is talking to the drunk guy about how fast his bike is? And how it has 1199 horsepower or something like that
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>>15232765
>I know it would be more comfortable but will it be able to hold 100mph for 30 minutes without feeling like it's killing my engine?
more so than your cbr.
Sportsbike are not geared or powered for holding constant speeds, they are geared and powered for acceleration.
You are basically asking if a bike designed for motorway commuting will be better for motorway commuting than a bike designed for racing, which makes you a fucking retard, and i don't know why i am even responding to such a fucking dumb question.
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>>15232809
>390 is a sport bike through and through
>390cc
>single cylinder
>sport bike
KEK MARKETER FUCK OFF
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>>15232828
super sport? no
sport bike? yes
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>>15232759
Thanks ill give it a try
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>>15232696
>I counted both of my bikes
thats not how this works
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>>15232828
brb just casually lapping losail circuit faster than an h2r
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XR Six-hundo
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>>15232751
>>15232759
I bought the book but haven't read it yet.
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after getting serviced, writing my last will and testament and driving through LA and having a successful round trip, I will NEVER trash talk California again. The lane spliiting law is fucking epic
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>>15232765
Supersports are made to rev high. It's not going to rev the engine to death to cruise on the freeway.

Who commutes at 100mph anyway?
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>>15232618
I used the tool kit to repair a door at the cabin I was staying in and the speedo is off by >10% above 105mph, does that count?
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>>15232847
Take your time; it's pretty easy to understand the parallels between the philosophy components and the narrative but there's a very good practice of demonstrating philosophical concepts in the narrative that explains the theories well.
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>>15232855
Autoboners
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>>15232859
Yes
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>>15232751
it's basically babbies first philosophy book.
full of pseudo philosophical existential crisis bullshit set to the story of some loser taking his annoying kid on a remarkably underwhelming motorcycle trip.
i'm sure you'll love it, you fucking pleb.
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>>15232864
why would he be using mph then?
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>>15232855
>Who commutes at 100mph anyway?
I just rode over 700 miles constantly fluctuating between 85 mph and 120 on muh vtwin ktm.

the ability of a bike to be capable of sustained high rev is pretty important. Though in 6 gear at 100mph the ktm is around 6k even though it isn't a relatively high revving engine
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>>15232855
I used to when I had the VFR. There was a beautiful straight on the motorway with no rozzer outlooks or speed cameras.
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Tfw 2 shit bikes x-hundo and xt550 :(
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>>15232871
Then, apparently, my nearly new Africa Twin is a shitbike.
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>>15232887
Congratulations!

It is!
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>>15232695
Did you use the spreadsheet?
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>>15232656
eyyy limone
>che ti serve?
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>>15232872
Just the answer I was looking for, thanks
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>>15232885
I think we have a winner. Come and collect your prize: this wonderful toolkit.
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>>15232904
>Zen is a bad philosophy book

Don't believe him, he's either being intentionally obstinate or an idiot who couldn't grasp the book.

It's not about existential crisis, it's not about "questioning what is real and what isn't"


If you think that's the point of the book you've missed it entirely
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>>15232875
I was just answering your rhetorical question.
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>>15232892
Gonna just chime in with a question.

They suggest jets based on altitude right? Should I jet it for sea level where most of my riding takes place, or set it best to fang it through the hills?

Or just go in between?
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>>15232914
He posted a picture of a guy with a katana. I'm pretty sure he was being an idiot.
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>going to work this morning
>see a cat on the middle of the road having some hektik convulsions
>oh no
>turn around, park on shoulder
>get off bike, traffic spontaneously stops in both directions
>drag poor kitty to the shoulder
>he's dead as fuck, eyes wide open, not breathing, blood coming from nose
>:(

What a dog eat dog world anons.

Post motocats in loving memory of anonymous kitty.
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If you want a good motorcycle book to read, try Jupiter's Travels.
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>>15232892
spread sheet wasn't very useful since i had it bored. i called the factory and they gave me some suggestion but it still didn't feel right.
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>>15232934
RIP catto, you were a good catto.

Posting rare motocat action.
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Does anyone know anything about Aprilia Pegaso 650? Is it a good first bike?
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I just got a text from someone I met a couple months ago- inviting me to a group ride. I don't know any of these people, but I looked them up on youtube and the group rides look terrible; everyone goes full retard in group rides. Should I go?
>>15232934
RIP.
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>>15232992
The engine is reasonably sound. That is all.
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>>15232895
aaaight bruh i need help with what do I need to fill in these blanks
pls help
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>>15233000
That's probably your VAT code. IIRC for italy it's IT
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>>15232992
trick question, can you wrench
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>>15232397
where/when is this?
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>>15232911
Suprisingly, I haven't had to use duct tape
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>>15233055
not for the bike ;))
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Why is 4 chan so shit right now?
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>>15233085
Because summer and nobikes
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>>15232809
Have you ever even ridden a Supersport before? The fuck makes a 390a sport bike
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>>15233085
why is honda* so shit right now?
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>>15233095
ktm rc390
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any lawyers on /dbt/?

got pulled over in Utah doing 113 in a 80mph.

riding with a permit that states I can't drive on roads with posting speed over 60 MPH within 2 months of having permit.

I was 1 week under two months with my permit.

how fucked am I?
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>>15232624
It had a fucking 190 main jet. That explains why it was so fucking rich. Now I need to find my box with all my jets and needles
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>>15233114
Utterly?
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>>15233114
I'm thinking you're going to learn about juvy.
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>>15233140
>>15233149

i didn't get cited for the violation on the permit. just the speeding. I'm hoping the court wont dig into that and ill just have to pay the speeding tickey, which is $470.

Its an utterly bullshit rule is what is it.

Fucking soccer moms and feminists bitching because their retarded offspring with their shit genetics do retarded shit and make everything suck for everyone

>juvy

yeah ok shitbag
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>>15233095
dual sport is a sport, too
or motocross
I don't mean the 390 with that specifically, but there are other motor sports than racing like motogp, faggot
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>>15233153
Don't need a lawyer to say that you dun goofed.
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>>15232827
> I'm mad you asked a question about bikes in a bike thread
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>>15233153
>33 over
>jail

Since you're underage b&that means juvy. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get ass raped just like big boy jail.
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>>15233157
I've been riding dirtbikes and streetbikes for 10+ years. two months have indeed past I got the permit in april and was pulled over in june. I'm sure a lawyer could argue the definition of "2 months" stupid fucking rule anyway
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>>15233173
If you're so well versed in how this should go how come you came here asking for help
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>>15233173
Sounds like you'll be wasting more money on a lawyer than just paying the ticket. When you filled the paperwork at the Dmv you've already agreed to the terms no matter how "stupid" it is.
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>>15233204
I'm not that well verse. I just wanted to see if anyone here had any experience but it seems like you're all nobike anime masturbaters.

Differnt states have different laws. It seems if you live in florida you're likely to go to jail than say if you live in Utah.

I cant find much info on google for utah. It says mandatory court appearance but the cop told me i wont have to go to court and can handle it over the phone. Ill call to see what they have to say and I guess i might have to get a lawyer.
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>>15233227
>tfw I have a bike
>tfw I also have a license

Get the fuck out of here underageb&
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>>15233227
>seems like you're all nobike anime masturbaters

because we don't get caught fucking up as badly as you?
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>m-m-maybe if I do this the carb god will leave me alone
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>>15233227
Use your 10 years of experience to git gud.
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>>15233227
Problem?
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>>15233253
good luck m8. I'm going through the carb ritual right now.
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>>15233253
do you measure while hitting the starter?

or did you have to take the carbs off to get the hoses on, and then put them back on for the test?
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Duccati, Triumph, MotoGuzzi, and now Yamaha have production scramblers /dbt/. Are any of them actually worth taking off road or are they just hipster bait?
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>>15233114
your license will probably be suspended. yes they can suspend it even if you dont have one.

i dont know it doesnt really matter anyway, just go to court.
juvie is a joke, and you wont be there long so I wouldnt worry about it even if on the off chance you have to go.
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>>15232997
doit fagit
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>>15233278
No starter yet. I replaced the float needles so the carb was away from the bike.

2bh once the hoses are installed i think you can shove the rubber boots in there once youre doje syncing, but installing the hoses with the carb on would be tough. Not impossible, but kind of a bitch job.

I've removed the solenoid and a bunch of crap and even then its tight down there
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>>15233280
Yamaha?
what?

anyways the Ducati actually can do some light off-road, look up, they made a rallye with the scrambler triumph and Ducati
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>new gloves for offroadan
>so snug and articulate im typing in them right now
>work flawlessly on my phone screen
>a couple scratchy inner seams tho
Those seams will wear soft right? Right?
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>>15233329
too bad im still waiting for parts to fix my bike and can't take them for a test ride
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>>15233329
>>15233343
Here's your desired (you)
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>>15233343
Hey I know that feel.
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>>15233348
As much as I love (you)'s, I was kinda hoping for an answer. Never owned cloth gloves before, only leather.

>>15233351
What is wrong with your bike Anon?
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>>15232997
Fugg group rides, unknown dickheads who have poor control over their bike.

I ride every day, ride hills, ride track.
Life's been at highest risk following group rides.
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>>15233061
Oh bb, please be gentle.
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Otztal Glacier Road tomorrow. Also, I've discovered the little St Bernard Pass is on my way home. Time to find a copy of On Days Like These.
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>>15233363
>memebike
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>>15233356
>What is wrong with your bike Anon?
I'm MV Anon. I'm guessing a wire on the harness that goes from my tail section to my headlight projector arced and shorted out a sensor or a relay (most likely the latter) so now I don't have a tacho or radiator fans.

I'm sick of fucking with the thing so I'm just gonna make a shop deal with it.
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>>15233374
electronic troubleshooting blows
hopefully they fix it properly and don't pull a "looks like you need a new ecu"
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>>15233374
>his bike still doesn't work
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>>15233373
>not owning a meme bike
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>>15233378
Nah they seem legit enough. Besides, if the ECU didn't work it wouldn't crank and run. I can ride it just fine, it just doesn't kick on the rad fans at the correct temp and my tacho doesn't work, which means it can't calculate speed.

>>15233379
At least I have a bike ;)
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>>15233387
You may have a bike, but I have one that works.
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>>15233363
>the little St Bernard Pass is on my way home
I went there last year on my way to the SEM, look nice, bit busy though.
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>>15233384
>implying I don't own a memebike

Memebikes are literally the best bikes.
Except the GS500 a shit.
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>>15233402
The alternative is the main St Bernard pass which is always busy. If the weather is horrific, I'll take the Mont Blanc tunnel.
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>>15233406
cool memebike.

all bikes are now memebikes
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>went to local shop
>no money
>all the pretty things on display that I can't buy
Why do I do this to myself
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>>15233417
Ask if they'll accept paypal.
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Hey guys, complete newby here as well as to biking so please don't kill me.

I have a few questions regarding bikes and stuff:
1. When is the best time to get my license? I would like to use it abroad in February so I was thinking of doing it in September or October so I don't have to when it's freezing cold outside. Also if there are any German/Austrian people here, can you explain the difference between the different A licenses and what kind of bikes I could right with those?

2. I want to mostly just take weekend trips, maybe combined with some camping gear. How do you normally transport things on a bike?

3. I had some people telling me that biking is disproportionately more dangerous than driving a car. Is this true? (don't have a driver's license for those either but still)

Thanks guys, if I'm told to kill myself I will of course do so
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>>15233427
>2. I want to mostly just take weekend trips, maybe combined with some camping gear. How do you normally transport things on a bike?
Hard luggage if you have money, bungee cordscif you don't, hotels if you have lots of money.

>3. I had some people telling me that biking is disproportionately more dangerous than driving a car. Is this true? (don't have a driver's license for those either but still)
Yes, but the most fun things in life are dangerous. No one ever got a thrill from eating well cooked broccoli.
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>>15233398
My bike is still faster than yours without a tacho or radiator fans though?

It's not like it doesn't start and run.
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>>15233449
Pretty sure mines faster m9
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>>15233427
>German

They constanlt get raped by muslims so sometimes they dont post.
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>>15233512
Post bike then fag
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>>15233536
:^)
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>>15233446
oh hard luggage looks like a good option. can that be attached to any bike? also what did you mean with hotels exactly?
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>>15233427
I can't answer number 1

2) If I'm camping I pack everything into a good hiking backpack and strap it to the bike somehow.
3) Yes, it is, but that's life.
You can mitigate the danger of motorcycling by being safety minded, never riding drunk (AT ALL. EVER) and not speeding.

Ride like everyone's trying to kill you and you'll be a lot safer.
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>>15233548
It's not faster if the rider is a bitch in the corners ;)
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>>15233548
Why did u kill the grill?
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>>15232999
>>15233024
This doesn't sound too good. I wanted my first bike to be simple and maintenance free, at least for this summer. I can wrench but don't have a proper place yet.

So what should i look out for if i decide to get one? Any good alternatives?

On a side note, my helmet has fully removable cheekpads, but the liner seems to detach only at the back of the head. What purpose does this even serve? How would it be any better to wash compared to simply showering the whole helmet? Pic. related. It seems to be glued under the Styrofoam near visor.
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>>15233555
Sorry I don't drag knee on highway on ramps bb.

When are you getting your f4 fixed?
>>
https://streamable.com/ncaj

kill me pls
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>>15233553
Almost every bike has hard luggage available for it from the original manufacturer or a third party. Givi is probably the most prolific third party producer and their stuff is pretty damn good. The big advantage of buying third party is that you can transfer your luggage to a new bike by only buying a new frame. By hotels, I meant that if you have the money, you can cut down on luggage requirements by sleeping in hotels or glamping. I carry so much camera gear with me that I'd have to put a tent on the pillion seat.

>>15233559
>So what should i look out for if i decide to get one? Any good alternatives?

Do you want a Sumo styled bike or just a nice naked? How about the Honda CB650F if it's the latter?

As for washing your helmet liner, if it's glued in, you're probably better off with a foaming cleaner like the one Muc Off makes than using water.
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>>15233427
every Europe could explain you A / A2

but here we are now
A2 means 35kW limit, and with new regulations if you don't make your license before soon the base bike has to have not more than 90 ps

A means unlimited kW/Kilo while with A2 it has to be a maximum of 0.2 kW per kg

>>15233524
I post here 24/7 :^)
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>dad's making tacos
yissss
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>>15233600
dat titty monster
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>>15233616
d-do you mean me, anon?
do you like them? ~
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>>15233600
Also, since he doesn't even have B (car license), A1 might be relevant to him as well (125cc / 11kw limit, can be had from age of 16).

As for timing, i'd be more worried about any limits your driving school and local authority has. For us there are no exams from october to april. So starting in september you might not make it in time.

But generally i'd avoid getting A2 and just got B and rode 125cc if you're under 24 years and get the unrestricted A when you're old enough. Makes no sense doing basically the same exam and courses twice.
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>>15233600
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>>15233638
he can do his A2 and B combined
that would make the most sense imo
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>>15233672
>tfw no superbike riding milf
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>>15233690
fuk u shitkat
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>>15233690
more like
>tfw no bike

amirite nobie?
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>>15233634
T H I C K
H
I
C
K
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>>15233707
wr pls

>>15233709
tfw

that being said my cage should be here in a week or so
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>>15233638
>>15233677
I don't really want the B license desu, I don't ever have the opportunity to drive a car plus it's going to be hard to even squeeze in lessons for the A2 with my job and all, don't think I would manage even more. I'm turning 23 in two weeks though, I could wait for a year and go straight to A, but I don't think I can wait for that long tbqh
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>>15233721
literally second worst girl
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>>15232428
He's fine.
>leddit
https://m.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/4a7as7/just_like_playing_excitebike_on_the_nes/
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>>15233634

>women
>bikes

Check and compare these vids for keks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lCKeDl0l9c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5X9lENC4jQ
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>>15233724
Ducati grill worst grill
amirite

>>15233716
no u stick to 3DPD Mexicans and leave me and my animu alone
>don't talk to me or my waifu ever again
>>15233721
someday you'll have to at least get the car license
for a job or some shit

t. live expert
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>>15233750
>Ducati grill worst grill
>amirite
yes you are

and 3dpd mexicans are fuego.
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>>15233724
no u
>>15233750
>someday you'll have to at least get the car license for a job or some shit

maybe some day, but right now I live 10 minutes walking from work in a bought apartment so I don't think I'm going to move anytime soon. Also inner city parking is a bitch
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>>15232618
tfw Ninjette
>>
Has anyone from germany by any chance tried the cornering training course offered by the ADAC on the Nürburgring
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>>15233721
Must be different where you're at then. Here for A/A2 without B you basically have to do the whole B course (~50 mandatory theory and ~10 driving lessons). With B it's just 3 lectures and 10 driving lessons (if you learn fast).

Especially since you're almost 23 with B you could drive A1 vehicles till you're 24 and then just get the extra course.

I mean if you were younger you could think that it's cheaper to get just bike driving lessons for now, but you'll want to do unrestricted A anyway, so you'll have to take the mandatory lessons anyway and in the end it would cost the same.
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>>15233773
>he needa training to ride on the ring
kek!!!
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>>15233764
>no u
literlly cukt
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>>15232852
It's not legal, technically. It's just that we seem to veer more on the side of legitimizing it than banning it. CHP even had guidelines on safe lanesplitting until they were sued for "enforcing a law that didn't exist".
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>>15233773
I'm planning to do one next year, don't know if nürburgring or oscherleben tho
There are videos on youtube that could answer your questions
>>
GS500 BEST BEGINNER BIKE
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>>15232934
We had a cat, she died after getting hit by a car. She was also convulsing violently until the vet we took her put her down. So I think that cat was a victim of a hit and run.
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Hey guys quick question, I have long hair what type of helmet should I get?
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>>15233724
>rin
>second worst
The fact that you put Hane anywhere near best girl shows your taste is objectively shit
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>>15233779
yeah it's not necessary about the costs but the extra time I would waste with having to take driving lessons for a car.

Also how can I exactly imagine the differences between bikes I can ride with a A1 and and A2 or just the normal A?
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>>15233748
hmm ok they're less good than the men, so what ? they're still better than 99% of /dbt/.
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>>15233819
>roadkill
>hit and run
Do you stop and file a police report every time a bug gets splattered on your visor?
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>>15233779
>>15233827
actually it seems that I can start doing the A license at 23 1/2 years, so I guess I'm just gonna wait until spring then. That's gonna be a long year ahead then
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>>15233817
Is this true or just a meme? I was considering getting one after passing my A2 but people are either saying this or that they're utter shite, so I'm not sure.
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>>15233834
You don't?
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>>15233853
It's a pretty terrible bike, but they tend to be cheap and fulfill all the needs of a beginner pretty well.

It's absolutely a meme.
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>>15233853
If you can get them cheap, they are. Also only buy post 1995 models as they have slightly better front suspension and better brakes.
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>>15233827
I'll explain it
>A1
literally slow as shit, maximum of 125cc and 11kW and 0.1 kw per kilo
pretty good on fuel, but has to go WOT ever where to even just keep the flow with traffic. don't expect to go faster than 100 km/h anytime
> A2
easy to ride since a power restrictions but no CC restrictions, various bikes available while in A1 everything is a 1 cyl 4 stroke (talking about new bikes obviously) in A2 you have a wide range
> A
A stands for Absolute madman, no power or weight limit can stop you, expect to ride 270 kmh easily if you want to. obviously given you have a bike capable of such speed.
you'll win any drag race on the road, no matter if against a fucking unimog or an Audi RS8 or whatever you'll find on the street.
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>>15233865
How so? Post your first hand experience from owning one please ir are you just like the rest who read something on the internet and believe it.

I mean, KTM has to be absolutely shit. I always see pics and stories of them snapping in half and catching fire.
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>>15232618
I guess Honda not a shit.
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>>15233853
nah, SV650 is the best beginner bike.
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GS500 BEST BUDGET BEGINNER BIKE
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>>15233879
>6000€ bike
>120000€ Porsche left in the dust
feelsgoodman.
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>>15233824
I fucking love Chisame
>>
NINJETTE
I
N
J
E
T
T
E
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>>15233824
>being a weeb
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>>15233894
Literally meme bike
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>>15233690
>daughter of one of her proteges is now under her wing
I'm positive that Raimu is pushing 50 now.
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>>15233906
You're a meme
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What would be the best way to attach a flagpole to my bike?
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>>15233898
>google "motorcycle anime"
>called bakuon
>literally first 2 scenes:

>"fucking cyclists"
>"motorcycles are for absolute madmen

yeah I can see where you weebs are coming from
>>
Can you guys tell me if I am just driving/shifting like a pussy or is my bike actually slow? It's a ninja 250, vid is below.

Skip first 30 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIcst2oE1_w
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>>15233935
gaff tape
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>>15233935
stick it in exhaust hole
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>>15233935
weld a holder to the swing arm, put the flag in the holder and save it against falling out by putting zip ties around it and the read spoiler so that it can't fall to the side

costs: maximum 20 bucks
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>>15233949
>weld

I don't want it that permanent, just for a day or two after we vote to fuck the EU
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>>15233949
you could weld a pipe to the chassis, drill a whole through the pipe and the flag and then put something in the middle along the lines of a cotter pin.
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>>15233865
>>15233866
>cheap
That's the main reason I was looking at it, literally every one on Autotrader is under £2000. That and they go right up to the 35kW power limit.

>>15233884
Not for A2 holders unless it's restricted, and restricting bikes is shit.
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>>15233935
just take a thin bent piece of metal and stick it in the exhaust
>>
Where's a good place to sell motorcycle gear dbt? I've been trying to get rid of a motorcycle jacket I never used since forever but selling that shit on craigslist is impossible thanks to the 500+ harley retards completely flooding the gear section trying to sell off their shitty faggot Harley brand jackets.
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>>15233879
I definitely want the madman option then. Looks like I'll have to wait for that though

Also anybody has experience with using those licenses in other countries (SEA, Japan?). Is there an extra process required?
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>>15232887
you sure about the speedo inaccuracy?
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>>15233807
i saw cops doing it, I split a lane with a cop to the right;. Its pretty fuggin legal
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>>15232911
h-how did you get that picture, that stuff is all hidding behind my rear lights
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>>15233971
restricting a 75 hp bike to 48 is really not that big a deal.
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>>15233994
It's technically not legal because we haven't legitimized it (yet). But yeah, when even cops are doing it, you don't have to worry.
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>>15232618
92% shit wew
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>>15234036
I think you should have a tire on that spare.
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show me your autism /dbt/
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>>15233312
YOLO. I'll record it and post dank webms if anything interesting happens.
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>>15234114
bring a legal bike, don't do anything illegal, call the cops yourself
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>>15234119
All my bikes are legal
But the temptation is real
Why would I call the cops?
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>>15233935
Remove the passenger pegs and make a bracket that attaches to the holes.
>>
Bakuon has currently gotten around 5k BD/DVD sales in Japan for the first volume. So it's been a minor success as far as niche shows go.
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>>15232618
>feels less bad man
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>>15234112
I can't be the only one with the autisms. Don't be shy
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>>15232997
post youtube channel
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>>15233114
you appear to have a severe case of stupid, see a kindergarten teacher
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>>15234207
I only have one about my fuel prices
And I have downloaded very many instructions on how to do stuff
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>>15234207
>>15234235

Fucking Germans you can't help yourselves
>>
>go away for ONE NIGHT
>come home:
>bike moved
>charcoal everywhere
>bbq destroyed
>WTF?????
>neighbors say crazy person was rampaging, destroying bbq
>911 called
>cops come, guy goes way

panic and go check bike

>throttle cable pulled out
>oil injector line pulled out
>spark plug cable pulled out
>WHAT ELSE??????
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>>15233173
>I'm sure a lawyer could argue the definition of "2 months"
I'm not sure how you propose that someone argue the definition of "two months", I'm sure it means 60 days, if it hasn't been 60 days, then it hasn't been two months, i.e., if you got your permit on April 16th, and it's not June 16th, then it hasn't been 60 days yet
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>>15233939
Bump
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>>15234276
>tfw he shat in your airbox
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>>15233935
Get your sister to sit on the back upside down and shove the pole in her cunt.
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>>15233114
i did something similar

got off easy without a lawyer, just go to court and be polite DO NOT TRY AND KNOW THE LAW jst admit you dun goofed

if you don't have a huge rap sheet and AREN'T A MOUTHY DICKISH KNOW IT ALL *********

you'll be fine
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>>15234235
Nice autism.xlsx. Now I am sad I didn't keep my fuel receipts. Will do from now on.
>>
>shitbike edition
Scooterfag time?

I broke 90+mph on a 125cc scooter (on accident) and this happened
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>>15233572
I might head out and dick with it today and try testing a few more relays. I have a '65 mustang on a trailer that I need to clear off so I can strap the bike up. I don't feel like trying to ride it up 95th without radiator fans (I might actually end up doing this anyway).
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>>15234276
Thats what you get for cumming on other peoples family.
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>>15234310
is that the damage from webbum related?
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>>15234291
oh god no
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>>15234315
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>>15234337
Kek, i forgot about this one.
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>>15234332
>no gear
I'm not that much of a scooterfag
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>>15234299
Do this, but gently caress your balls to establish your sexual dominance over the female judge. Mention how many CC's your bike has if it has 1000 or more.
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>>15232618
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>>15234332
>no gear but helmet

deserves every cut and bruise
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>>15234345
Fuck off scootercuck
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>>15234308
thanks, you too
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>>15234362
hi

in all seriousness I have a full set of gear (leathers, mesh jacket for summers, two pairs of armored gloves and pants) because I figure i'll be buying an actual bike once i've got the money. scooter was free
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>>15234384
Im just joking, lad.
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Fuck shit! Take a shard of metal in my rear tire 5 days ago. Get stranded. Put a plug innit eventually and get it home. Order new tire. Have it mounted and balanced today and the fucker charges me $38 AND he buggered up the rim on both sides. Sit in 105 degree garage putting wheel back on. Now I have to ride gingerly on slippery new tire that still has stickers onnit. Fuck my life. Plus my place of employmet is for sale. Who knows if I will be unemployed by Nov. Fuck me!

Thanks for reading my blog.
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>>15234410
It takes 15 min of riding to scrub a new tyre yo.
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>>15234410
Hi gramps. You forgot to add the child molesting part.
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>>15234410
If the tire was a radial there was no need to buy a new tire if the plug held air.
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>>15234422
15 minutes of gingerly riding. Plus, it's still not as gummy and scuffed and broke in as my old one.
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>>15232695
>Couldn't tune the carb
>So I sold the bike
Kek DR-Z fags
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>>15234396
pls no bully being a scootercuck is suffering enough already.

I got the bike from some boomer who bought it to do a daily commute but ended up leaving it in his garage for three years.

every scooterfag around here are also boomers or latte drinking white girls, both of which often drive without motorcycle licenses or safety gear. as a result I get pulled over a lot just for license checks.
they pull off typical cyclefag shit (running reds, driving on sidewalks (?) and not yielding). as a result most of the drivers are aggressive (on one lane roads people will verge into the center divider as soon as they get close to me when I usually yield for faster cars anyways)
scooterfag boomers ask why i wear so much gear when "scooters are safer than motorcycles" and harley riders will always pull up next to me and say shit like "come on kid you gotta get a harley" whereas most of the other bikers at my uni are pretty cool. On occasions I drive on beach roads with a dude on a CBR600

scooter driving is seriously the most cucked form of transportation, the memes are real.
need me a ninja
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>>15234429
Yes there was a need. It was shrapnel, not a nail or screw. I've never had a tire last that was cut.
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>>15234410
New cummed pics when?
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>>15234444
You could bang the grills m8.
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>>15234450
I'm too tired. I did buy one of these and a Smitty Built tire repair kit thingy to put in my bags from now on. Something I always meant to do...eventually.
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>>15234410
Ayy!! Gramps gonna be nojob and nobike.
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i did all my bikes but i didn't do the exchange rate for kbb value and bikes are signifianctly cheaper in the usa than canada so that's pretty meaningless
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>>15234480
>Rainbow
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>>15234493
i was going by the colour of the bike but i have to red ones so i used purple
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>>15234479
Kek, hes going to cum on pics of people for money.
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>>15234502
Ur still gay.
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>>15234410
pics of rim damage
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>>15234480
so are these the red flags when searching for a used bike?
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>>15234510
that's fine

i like my dabbers
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>>15234480 you forgot to quote >>15234112
Congratulations on the double yellow bingo
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>>15234514
Can i toss your salad?
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>>15234479
Nah, I got certain skillz. And I ain't selling my bike.
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>>15234527
apparently if your bike isnt going you are a no bike these days
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>>15234471
Scooter girls are basic bitches
but i did go on a date with a very cute girl who parks in the same lot at campus as me who rides a Honda 125 SL
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>>15234532
You should read more better. My bike is fixated.
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>>15234519
i'll take it, though it probably shouldn't count because it's my project for the upcoming winter and it's neither plated nor insured

pic related
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>>15234513
depends what you're looking for in a used bike, the blue dabber bike is the best ever, i'd never sell it
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>>15234520
i would love that
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http://norfolk.craigslist.org/mcy/5627769678.html

why is this jew trying to hide the damages with these fucking tiny iphone screenshots?
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>>15234540
just sayin the nobikes are calling everyone nobikes lately, apparently im a nobike at the moment because one of my 7 bikes is not running.
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>>15234565
that's annoying

i photograph bikes i'm selling with a 50mm so they look sexy even with their flaws
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>>15234567
Meh, you're only 1/7th. You'll live. I was pretty bummed going 5 days without though. I thought about becoming and alcoholic, but I don't like to drink very much anymore.
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>>15234567
>1_234567
NOICE
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DR650 has been "clunking" when accelerating in 1st and 2nd gear sometimes. This means it's about time for an oil change, right? It's not going to fucking explode on me or anything, right? Right?
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>>15234567
Fuck off nobie
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>>15234574
why not edit out the 250? have you no shame?
>>
Where were you when gramps confirmed being CTA?
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>>15234574
>making people pay extra for the patina
It is trendy nowdays.
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>>15234583
No, when the front wheel falls off its time for an oil change. Where the hell did you get that idea from anyway?
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>>15232391
N
>>15234590
E
>>15234590
W
>>15234590
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>>15234586
r u dumb?
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>>15234589
IKR

>patina

We just call it rust.
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>>15234592
STOP LINKING THE CURRENT THREAD FIRST REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>15234606
Why?
It makes it easier to browse through dbt for people without autism.
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>>15233935
shove the pole down your trousers, faggot
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