top gear

it's going to be really bad

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Can't wait lads...

I hate that rat faced guy in the middle.

>>15161407
>"Hey guys look i'm a girl! my shirt shows that i'm a girl so you know i'm a girl i'm a girl!"

jesus christ.

is it weird that the most interesting thing about this iteration of the famous British car show is the American actor?

Honestly, we know Matt's actually a car guy, and he seems like he wants to have fun with something like Top Gear, but he seems like the ONLY one who would actually work in the lineup.

>>15161944
German chick is actually based and has been on top gear for a while anyway

>>15162063
But not with this bad a script. She was clearly struggling to do much of anything.
So sad, she can actually be fun, but this?

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I like chris harris but hate everything I've been hearing about this show and feel the name has been tarnished. wat do

>>15162097
Harris ain't even on the main show. He's relegated to a BBC3 side show, airing directly after the main show..

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>hola

You should know better.
https://vpntips.com/hola-alternatives/

>>15161407
Jesus Christ! That was an awful show.

I swear Chris Evans was paid for each word he spoke.
The 'Star in the car' track was a clusterfuck. Rallycross!?!? Who thought that would be a good idea?

Can't wait for the Amazon one to start.

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>>15162147

Jesus wept, in the interview with that Ramsey comedian fellow. You could almost pin point the moment when he realises he's made the biggest mistake of his working career.

He's the only genuine petrolhead on the show ffs

>>15162147
Is this really the case? I was hoping he was co-hosting the after show whilst doing on-and-off features on the main show with the other hosts while the 2 "main guys" do most of it.

Such a fan of Chris Harris and so disappointed.

well that was pretty shit

>>15162383
Also, fuck me was there so much paid-for placement in that Mini "rally" car.

>>15162201
I think rallycross could have been ok if Chris knew what he was talking about. One of the best gimmicks IMO

Was it already on?
Was it the fucking disaster I was hoping it would be?

>>15162870
It was awful.

I need to redeem top gear...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NPbCczP3wQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuCff8nCxBU

Watching now.

Chris Evans is over-enthuiastic fake. Matt LeBlanc seems half asleep. Their energy levels need to meet somewhere in the middle.

I haven't seen it yet but someone who collects ferraris of all things is probably a cunt. Not even an arab prince either.

The original top gear crew seemed truly passionate about what they did. It didn't seem fake because they brought the show up from nothing to being massive. Im not going to watch this cringe fest

>>15165437
got link?

>>15165491
KAT

>>15165501
sorry not understanding :/

>>15165533
http://kat.cr

Jesus christ guys, it wasnt that bad. I actually enjoyed the show, and i think matt leblanc was absolutely excellent. Of course its not like the trio, but honestly could anybody have been as good as them? You cant fake friendship, no matter how much money is involved.

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>that whole show

Can't get the episode, tried everything.

>>15165554
too late, Clarkson's cult of personality is already invested in hating it because of SJWs or some nonsense

>>15161944
Sabine is actually the only tolerable character in the show.

>>15165554
It was ok, but the magic is gone and a lot of it felt really fake. I know they scripted a lot of old top gear but they had an easier time hiding it. The top gun thing was really cheesy.

>>15165617
Did you notice how much Diversity™ the crowd had? And how they're trying to make sure they hit all the bases? Shit I'd be shocked if they didn't make Stig trans or something.

>>15165615
project free tv

>>15165554
are you kidding me? leblanc did okay but you can tell he was given no opportunity to come up with his own lines, and he clearly had a boundary he wasn't allowed to cross with evans.

the writers took old episodes of top gear, and ran with the same sentence structures, styles, and filmography. The filmography was excellent, and that's a good thing, it should have been the same. but with a whole new cast you can't reuse the same lines. I mean, the bit with the ariel nomad:
>Cut to beauty roll of car's dash
>LeBlanc [off-camera]: And there's more cleverness
>LeBlanc [on-site]: This bodywork... if you can call it that, is made of the same material as traffic cones... so it bends instead of breaks, in case you hit, say, a small mountain.

This exact style, even with the word "cleverness" has been used before. It's just identical. They wanted the same damn show with different people with no chemistry whatsoever. They needed to just do Series 1 top gear and cool down and just review cars and develop relationships before going all stupid.

>>15165704
>a show with the same crew and same writers seems the same as the old one

YOU DON'T FUCKING SAY?

>>15165704
so cringe worth an american would not speak tha`t way and his delivery is disgusting i thought he was a stand up before friends or some shit guess not

>>15165725
there's a big difference between reworking what you have and adapting it to new people and just trying to redo exactly what you had before changing your cast.

they tried so hard for it to be different in the wrong ways, like changing the Cee'd to a 'rally' Mini.

desu it wasn't THAT bad, only reallly terrible part is Evans. My only problem is that they try too hard to beat the old Trio at the old trio's game. They could have rebooted with fresh ideas, instead they did the exact same thing with a different crew but it just lacks the chemistry 'Clarkson and co' had

>>15162222
checked

also source

>all that for a one second head start ?

do you even motor ?

>>15165770
>desu

Is this a thing you add to a post to distinguish your shit opinion and that you're generally an idiot who doesn't pay attention?

>>15165810
It means you're a god damn newfag.

>>15165810
>>>/reddit/

>>15161407
>>15161407
From left to right.
>A nigger
>A feminist
>A man, probably
>A homosexual
>A muslim or gypsy
>A Jew

I bet this stig is a transexual.

Welp, about to go watch this, hopes are not high

What I am expecting is US Top Gear only worse, the cast will have no chemistry, but the writers/staff will try and force it anyway, and Evans will be a shit stick try hard attempting to be the same kind of personality that JC was, but failing at it

The only hope this show had was to go its own way, branch out in new directions, not FORCE anything, I expect they failed completely

>>15165838
He drinks alcohol so he definitely isn't of the "muslim race".

>>15165838
>A feminist
except she is a professional race driver

you should go back to your autism safeplace before you pollute all the board

>>15165810
ahahahahahas holy fuck spot the newfag.

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>>15165810
Lurk moar you fucking newfag

>>15165846
She's both spaz.

>>15165810
It's stupid trick people use to convince us word filters are on /o/.

Give Matt LeBlanc the lead position 2bh

And bring in Eric Bana

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WE GOT CUSTODY!
WE GOT CUSTODY!
WE GOT CUSTODY!

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>>15165810

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HELLO AND WELCOME TO TOP GEAR!
CAN YOU HEAR ME BACK THERE?!

>>15165881
baka desu senpai

>>15165893
leblanc looks like he wants to go home
can't blame him

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anyone has the laptime for the acr and the z06

i need my benchracing fix

>>15165893
DUDE
Is that Carl in the audience?

>>15165939
>anyone has the laptime for the acr and the z06 around the top gear track

hurr durr

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>>15165948
>implying I am not going to compare them to the caparo t1 and other non street legal cars to trigger the burgers

you are talking with the guy that has made 90% of ur shitposting content, furfriend

>>15165893
Is he an old guy trying to look young? Or a young guy who looks like he had a hard life of booze and drugs?

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>>15165939

>>15165963
reported for ban evasion

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>>15165960
>slower than the BAC god machine
>as fast as the ariel atom

KEK!

yanks BTFO!

>>15165963
I rule this board

I know it like the palm of my hand

>>15165971
but why so angry anon?

How to download shit from BBC?

I'm outside UK and want to save it... somehow.

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>>15165975
>implying I feel emtoions at this point

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This sure seems like the kind of people that would watch Top Gear.

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>>15165987
>No, I do.
with my ebin maymays, because i taught you how

>>15165976
Just torrent it.

>>15165987
Reported for ban evasion

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>>15165987
dem adsl2+ modems are space age technology uleh

I mean sick hacks bro (i won't tell anyone how often you get up and turn your modem off and on)

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>>15165991
You're right, I might of been taught by you but I've far exceeded your funposting levels already.
>>15165994
>>15165995
t. assmad gm fangirls

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I thought being an awkward aspielord was just a role for that dude.

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>>15165999
nah mods are faggots who think this is ok but hot naked ladies on motorcycles are bad.

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>>15166012
men>women

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>>15165999
you are the perfect shitposter

a work of art

shitposting incarnate

>>15166008
>"You dissapoint me, Ramsay."

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>>15166021
I learned from the best. ;^)

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>>15161407

Happy Go Lucky New TopGear...

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yo that brit is loud and annoying as fuck dude. the show is trying hard as fuck.

>>15166037
I doubt brits would allow a yank to take over the show.

>>15165939
bout tree fiddy each

>>15165838

nigger
German
some chap
faggot
ISIS
and Jews

Good !

>>15166042
the least they could do is tell the cock gobbler to pipe the fuck down

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>>15166012
This is a work safe board, man. Put those away.

JM's unemployment tube > Neo Top Gear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0muUZTKCeBg

>>15161944
>not knowing who sabine is
:|

Just finished it, its not horrible, but without the trio it looks like just another car show.

I can already see the ratings for this.
1st episode: high because of interest/curiosity
2nd episode: still relatively high
3rd episode: moderate decline
4th episode: sharper decline
5th episode: everyone that was curious and didn't like it has given up by now, besides autistics that will probably last until the 2nd season
6th episde: this is a safe benchmark for ratings

>>15166120
Not like it matters. The draw of the old show had long since worn off.

>>15161944
Wardrobe department probably picked it out for her.
She was very reluctant to join in the first place - if she gets another offer, she will leave.

>>15161990
>Honestly, we know Matt's actually a car guy, and he seems like he wants to have fun with something like Top Gear, but he seems like the ONLY one who would actually work in the lineup.
From the episode, no.
Everything he says is very canned and there's no banter.

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>>15166108
She's a girl.

>>15165554
Fuck off Chris.

>You cant fake friendship, no matter how much money is involved.
Which is why you hire friends. (insert Joey joke).
But seriously, you need to hire people who have an established rapport, if I was in charge, I'd pick a comedy duo or a known quantity.

It's been the mistake of every single top gear to not check the chemistry of the people before airing - TG USA sucks because of this, TG AUS sucks because of this, same story every time.

DESU if I was in charge of say the Australian show, I'd hire the guys from MCM.

>>15165649
>Did you notice how much Diversity™ the crowd had?
>Entire car of Indians, only justification was that they equal 1T.

>>15165810
How did you find out about the chons? You from rebbit or 9fag?

>>15165704
>The filmography was excellent, and that's a good thing
The Filmography was good, but you could tell that it was emulating the original style, not the original crew filming it.
>>15165725
A large amount of crew and writers left the show after the trio left, with a lot going to GT.

>>15165893
He looks like a used condom.

>>15165939
>anyone has the laptime for the acr and the z06
>i need my benchracing fix
Track was reworked significantly between seasons, the laptimes are no longer representaive - expect to see a full 2-5 seconds shaved off of laptimes.

>>15165554
you shouldn't try acting like old TG then.

>>15165925
>Gee, I clearly have a fault with my coolant system, I'll keep driving instead of bodging it and later wonder why my engine carks it.
Even fucking Clarkson could fix that.

>>15166193
he always does

>>15165893
>All these guys in pink shirts.

>>15166204
Smoke looks pretty fake to me.

>>15166208
because it's steam. might be faked nonetheless.

>>15166063
Holy shit, I didn't know this channel existed, thanks.

Also, open two tabs of it with about a second between each other, it's actually really calming.

>>15165725
Except a good half of the entire TG team left with the 3, moron.

>>15166208
Initial smoke was coolant, obviously.
Later smoke was definitely cooked oil.

>>15165988
Holy fuck, how much do you guys want to bet that audience is paid to be there?

>>15166211
Its just too uniform and directional, like its coming from a smoke machine.

im sorry but chris evans is fucking shit. he is so fake it hurts. i stopped watching when the faggot ran towards matt in the beginning for a high 5. jesus fucking christ.

i cringed hardcore when he was saying: TODAY I GET CHASED, THE HE GETS CHASED, THEN WE GET CHASED

genuinely cant watch it

>>15166239
Nah, people want to be "famous" they do it for free and for food/drinks.

>>15161407

Almost finished x265 rip download

its gonna suck isnt it

>>15166177
Marty, moog and benny would be excellent as a TG Aus crew

so wait why is leblanc here and not on the us show?

>>15166008
>that separation between the crowd and the seats
No you stupid cunts, it's not a talk show with a stage

>>15166259
They offered him lots and lots of money.

He wants that UGR aventador money

>>15166256
>Marty, moog and benny would be excellent as a TG Aus crew
Exactly.

Fuck, I could make fucking millions as a producer because I'm not an entirely braindead cunt.

>>15166254
>its gonna suck isnt it
The only thing you will remember about it, is an intense feeling of second-hand embarrassment and the grim knowledge that you're one hour closer to your grave.

>>15166140
Most likely this.

whatever happened to that fat guy from the first season of top gear? Wonder why they didnt bring him back

>>15166282
he had no personality at all.

>watching the first scene with the acr and corvette

chris harris cant drive for shit and sabine is a professional racing driver.

>evans turns the wheel
>sabine: ahh missed him

how retarded do they think their audience is

>>15166263
They barely talk, like 5 minutes tops of scripted garbage.

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Never realized how old Sabine is until this

>>15166274
>The only thing you will remember about it, is an intense feeling of second-hand embarrassment and the grim knowledge that you're one hour closer to your grave.
i guess ill fap at the same time

>>15166304
>Training yourself to become sexually aroused by Chris' face.

>>15166309
i think he meant Sabine

>>15166309
lol god no i just skipped the entire show and now im fapping

>No personality
>Took the worst things about the 2002-2015 top gear and ramped it up to 11/10
>No bantz
>Forced everything
>its boring
>Chris is trying way too hard and it shows
>Matt leboring is just so normal and uninteresting
Absolute crap honestly i cant wait for the real top gear to come back

>>15166311
>Fapping to Merkel junior.

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>>15165770
Evans is an absolute shiteating fuckboi. Cant stand that cunty smug irish pisshead of his, the way he speaks or the tryhard flamboyant fucking body language.

>trannys
>literal ton of indians - why?
>an American - lets point that out as often as possible.
>starchy script
>aspie guest
>reliant robins - huehuehuehu
>Sabine "failing to catch" amateur hour Evans
>not timing the corvette
>motherfucking rallycross? wat
>new paint on the track because none of the new plebs knew where to drive
>The forced enthusiasm from the audience

>>15166120
It's not a car show, it's a show with cars.
There was zero actual discussion of cars in the main show (no review, no news section)

>>15165838
nigger, feminist and gypsy were the best thing about this shitfest

>>15166298
>>15166322
she used to be hot only a few years ago. females, not even once (ok maybe once).

>>15166326
Well who's even supposed to review a car. Sabine and that's it.

Clarkson, Hammond, and May already ran the show into the ground. How bad could it be?

>>15166389
amazingly it's even worse

This quip was literally the only good part of the show

how could they have fucked up this badly?

>>15166432
Simple, they replaced 3 mates with 6 random diversity quota fillers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYaXw8TZEvs

Stuff like this is impossible for new top gear.

>>15166439

remember the time when BBC switch from old top gear to new top gear
first season boring as shit
we need a time to knows presenter and dramatic change of the show
bad news is andy wilman gone with the trio
so .. how bad can that be ?

>>15166458
First season didn't have James May.

I want to watch this just for the snek. Is it worth it for the snek?

>>15166480
It's not so bad that it's campy, it's just so bad it leaves a terrible taste in your mouth.

>>15166482
Ah, like blowing a senator.

>>15165893

wew, who is that lesbian university teacher?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36411819

>The relaunch of BBC Two's Top Gear was seen by an average of 4.4 million viewers, overnight figures show.

>New host Chris Evans said earlier in the week he would be "disappointed" with anything fewer than five million viewers for the show's first episode.

>The final Top Gear featuring former host Jeremy Clarkson attracted 5.3 million viewers last June.

ahahahahahahahahahahah

>>15166510
And that's with the massive influx of people like us just wanting to see how utterly shit it is.
Looking forward to 2 million for the next episode while it keeps going down into the future.
$20 says the amazon show breaks 5mil first episode and goes up for the second.

>>15166519
>Viewing peaked just before the show ended, with 4.7 million watching.

It didn't even break five million at any point.

>>15166482
ugh, you were right
At least the snek looked good. Couldn't watch past the start of the challenge thing

Some say it was like watching a second-rate tribute band, and that it seemed like a bunch of amateurs who had won a 'make-your-own-Top Gear' competition,

All we know is - it was crap.

>check iPlayer
>most popular: Top Gear Extra Gear
>Top Gear nowhere to be found on most popular list

>>15166519
>CE does a cheesy "We won custody of the Stig" bit.
Expecting Clarkson to respond with "We won custody of the audience".

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>that retarded viper/vette chase scene
They could've at least tried to make this crap not look scripted.

Extra Gear is /comfy/ as fuck.
Hope they go a little deeper to really get the best of Harris. Reid is a pretty good presenter too.

>nu-gear is the complete flop everyone knew it would be
>BBC axes it
>auctions off the set, assets, rights to the Stig, etc
>GT buys everything for one Freddo

>>15165893
leblanc deffs been hitting that dank chronic nigga

>>15166614
>Meanwhile
>GT makes Amazon so much money that GT: Lunar Edition is produced
>"As you can see, I've done this properly and have chosen an electric 8x8 for my Lunar rover which will actually work without air, unlike Jeremy's idiotic AMG 6x6"
>[Long explanation by May to Clarkson as to why parachutes won't work for slowing the LM descent]

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>First Wogan
>Now Top Gear
He's like a little ginger vulture.

>>15166630
parachute bit top kek buddy u made me blow air thru nose 10/10

>>15166630
I didn't know I needed this.

>>15162222
Nice quads

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>It will be 10 years this September since Hammond nearly died

>>15165554
>i think matt leblanc was absolutely excellent.
LeBlanc was okay. He might get better, especially if he develops some sort of unique personality to present the show with, but he definitely isn't excellent now.

But Chris Evans was terrible. Just absolutely terrible. And the show revolves around him. He was in most films, he presents the show, he interviews the guests. And he was unbearable during all of those.

LeBlanc can't clean up after Evans' mess.

>>15166754
It felt like Evans couldn't decide whether he was doing a Clarkson or a Hammond impression.

Holy shit, how was Extra Gear so much better than the actual episode? Can they just... make that the new Top Gear instead?

Yep, my initial hunch was correct: Harris should be the lead presenter, with LeBlanc as his sidekick and Reid and Sabine as backup. Evans should be fired.

>>15166805
Everyone knew this is how it should be long, long before this mess had its first episode.

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>>15165810
bro this better be bait..

>>15166812
This.

The moment Evans was announced as host, all hope was lost.

they should have got rid of the "star in a" part.
it's been fucking shit 99% of the time, they keep hoping we'd get another michael gambon but it's always some dullard

>>15166763
All I saw was a fat nigger and a Paki.

>>15166819
The main problem with Top Gear is that they chose their hosts before making sure they could work together.

>>15166586
because extra gear does contain harris, not that cunt evans
>>15166805
this, evans is horrible to watch

>>15166827
And yet it was still far less cringey to watch.

>>15166822
There are a few that were pretty good, but yeah the majority of the time it's shit

>>15166754
I might be one of the few, but Matt Leblanc has always been boring. American here, seen him in a lot and I've never experienced any emotion from him

turned it off when evans slapped the viper twice before the lap time.

Why the fuck are your running around and slapping a car?

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>>15166822
>those times jeremy had a politician on

>>15166884
boris johnson one wasn't too bad

>>15166894
Or the "Fastest Political Party" challenge.

But when it was John Prescott or Alistair Campbell... oh boy.

>>15166323
I actually liked the rallycross, at least they tried something different. Although the whole star in a reasonably priced shitbox segment is cringeworthy and should have been scrapped long time ago.

>>15166904
>I actually liked the rallycross, at least they tried something different.
Looking back on it, yeah that was a new bit.

How the entire Star In A Rallycross Car section was presented though was fucking atrocious.

I honestly prefer the new cast. There's no reason that there shouldn't be more "minorities" (not actually the minority anymore) represented in a show so popular. It makes the show a lot more interesting, having opinions of people who, you know, differ a little bit. If you disagree, you care more about cars than you do about humanity, and that's disgusting.

>>15166931
I think star in a reasonably priced car is not actually BBC property so they had to change it somehow.

>>15166934
name a single person better than the Rover SD1, I fucking dare you.

>>15166934
Too bad none of them but Harris actually seems to have an opinion on anything.

>>15166931
Yeah, previously they at least made it look like an actual interview, now this way only a payd advertisement for the stars. That autist kid had clearly nothing to do with cars and didn't want to be there.

>>15166756
I thought he was doing a shouty "LOOK AT ME I'M A GIGANTIC FUCKING WANKER LOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATME NO VOLUME CONTROL ARGRRHGRHGRHGRHHGGHGHGHGGHH" impression. I hope he gets cancer soon.

LeBlanc was alright. I think in due time he will improve as one of the hosts, but only time will tell.
Wasn't enough Sabine. I need my Nurhurrburgerring queen waifu.

>>15166934
Kill yourself, cunt

>>15166864
that's his schtick. being "laid back and cool"
it's great trick to pull if you're too slow witted to contribute sponatneously

I've never watched any of the international versions. are they really that bad?

>>15166994
Basically on part with this.

>>15166994
>>15166998
They're bad but honestly Evans is probably worse.

The cast aside from Evans(Who needs to be taken out and shot) looked like they had some good points if they have some bonding time, Le Blanc especially has promise. Extra gear needs to be merged into the show, Harris is top tier.

They could have really done with not fucking the set up, like changing the interview format and making it a stage instead of just some seats in the crowd, and having all of those pink shirts.
Without Evans it has some good promise.

It really needed more input from Sabine. It's redundant to have both Stig and her since they both seem to have filled literally the exact same purpose.

Of course, they'll keep the Stig, muh merchandising/recognizable 'face'

I liked Matt, but he's way too bland, but he seems like he'll improve with time.

The show wasn't about cars, there wasn't any news, or really an actual review (Corvette and Snekk doesn't count, the Z06 didn't even get around the track, and it was obviously scripted either way, I doubt Sabine is so shitty that their 'chase' would work like that. Whole thing was cringeworthy though)

Speaking of which, it looks like they retooled the normal track a little, or it could just be me being biased against Fiat-Chrysler.

Extra Gear is, amazingly, not terrible. But it doesn't need to exist and will likely die before new new Top Gear does, it's a pity Harris and that alright black dude aren't on the main show. This really needs three presenters.

And fucking hell, the interview was awful. I hated the rallycross idea at first, but it grew on me. The interview itself was worse than the most boring Clarkson ones, it didn't even pretend to be about cars and was essentially 10 minutes of shilling from that autistic kid, at least Ramsey has a The Ferrari.

THE STUDIO LOOKS MASSIVE AND IS MOSTLY EMPTY WTF WHO THOUGHT THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA

So wait, THIS is what top gear is going to be from now on?

>>15167012
The track was reworked over the break to the time of 250k pounds.
It will change lap times by at least 5 seconds.

>>15166510
Why the fuck are BBC shitting on their own show?

>>15167046
Personally I'm just going to watch Extra Gear and pretend it's Top Gear. Then GT will air (or stream, whatever) and it won't matter anymore.

>>15165822
>>15165826
>>15165849
>>15165881
>>15165890
>>15166184
>>15166816

Been here for 7 or 8 years, still don't care to know what senpai and desu mean. I'm not an 11 year old Jap wannabe.

>>15167080
Wordfilters
s m h -> baka
t b h -> desu
f a m -> senpai

>>15167080
You mean you came here once 7 or 8 years ago and haven't been back since until yesterday.

>>15166934
Tokenism is dumb shit. Top Gear was successful world wide and hosted by 3 straight white men. Nobody outside of shoddy newspapers cares about the race, sex or sexual preferences of the hosts of a car show as long as they do a good job.

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>>15167080
No, you haven't.

I've been here for 8 years and i'm not a know-nothing retard like you.

Pic related, oldest one saved.

>>15167096
It doesn't really matter either way. Reid and Schmitz are not the problem with the show.

>>15165554
t. BBC intern

>>15165554
>You cant fake friendship, no matter how much money is involved.
>Clarkson/Hammond/May are the only three friends in the world
u wot m8.jpg

>>15165893
where are the pretty girls?
they're usually up in front.

whose dick did the turbo nerd suck to get this job?

>>15165960
>rewrote the board
hahaha cuck.

That was pretty bad I think I might have chuckled once during both shows.

Should stick with the 3 presenter format but go matt, sabine and harris. Would be interesting to see 3 genuine rev heads go at it.

Is it normal to ride the clutch when driving around a track? Because it looks like Harris is doing it.

>>15166298
wtf happened?

>>15167295
No, he's just a shitheel

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>>15167080
>been on 4chan for 8 years
>not a weeb

Chris Evans is atrocious, why is he hell bent on making Top Gear into TFI Frigears?

I like Matt, he could do well.

Primary schoolers dish out better banter than Evans and LeBlanc. The show was alright, not as good as the old TG though.

Chris Harris was a much better host in Extra Gear than Chris Evans was in Top Gear.

>>15167295
he just can't drive for shit

>>15161407

they did the same shit with Powernation on Spike

they replaced most all of the cast with Hipster faggots

>>15167288
>Would be interesting to see 3 genuine rev heads go at it.
You should watch 5th gear then.

Where TG excelled in their cast was not just that were friends, it was that they represented a lot of people.
Jeremy Clarkson was easy to relate to for people who just want shit to work, who likes outlandish humour and a good time. He has the personality of a dad from a sitcom, which most of us or our dads are like in one or two ways.
Richard Hammond was always interested in new things, he's always appealed to the part of us that enjoys seeking.
James May appeals the the boffins among us, he's very technical and fastidious, but we are all in our own ways.

This sort of dynamic is sometimes called the "Night Before Christmas" dynamic and it allows us to feel empathy or a bond with people we've never met.

New Top Gear doesn't have this; you have a loud annoying used condom and a guy who likes driving cars, but can't plug a coolant leak - both of which are traits no one sees in themselves, even if they are apt.

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We’re not worried. Our customers watch Top Gear for its automotive content, not its bantz and host interaction. I predict our Clarkson-free NU Top Gear will sell even better than its previous brand.

>>15161407
>six hosts
>including a woman, a nigger and a numale
do they just not understand that car culture is entirely for heterosexual men?

>>15167295
pretty sure the ariel doesn't have space for a footrest

>download hola unblocker
ABANDON THREAD

ABANDON THREAD

ABANDON THREAD

THE CIA ARE HERE

>>15167476
>car culture is entirely for heterosexual men?
Imagine that. I'm a gay and I know there's at least a couple more of us around here, sweetie.

>>15167503
post butthole

>>15166053
It's Chris 'Ego Bigger Than The Planet' Evans. Fat chance of that, boyo.

>>15167476
what about TopGayer

>>15167503
>>15167507
Post boipucci.

>>15167503
how else could one explain all the mustang owners here.

>>15167503
please go drive your mini cooper into a wall

>>15161407
>download hola
holy shit you faggot have you even been reading the news? it's literally a jewish botnet

>>15165888
>>15165925
>>15165937
>>15165960
>>15166008
>>15166065

Matt Leblanc actually looks fine. He's a little stiff in the studio but i don't mind him. It's the other guy that really rustles my jimmies. In the webm's matt is so calm and composed and looks like a fun guy who hosts a car show while that fag just looks like a total fucking autismo.

>>15167063
Because they're run by Common Purpose idiots and funded by money forced from people at the threat of criminal prosecution.

jesus christ that viper-vette missile thing was cringe-inducing, no personality whatsoever from chris evans

>>15167485
Still looks like he's pumping it while driving.

>>15167468
If only, but alas as they're publicly funded they can keep spewing this shit out and insisting it's fine for years.

>>15166614
Thanks BBC

>>15166589
Lol muh tonne of poos downforce

>>15167503
>sweetie
fuck off you flamboyant sissy, no one wants fags like you

>>15167574
he only pumps your mum while driving m8

>>15167604
>being this easy to trigger
lol faggot

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Evans seems awfully defensive.

>>15167631
LMAO

>>15167631
Wew

>>15167620
>can't say a few curse words without being called triggered
sissies/traps/whatever are the worst

>>15167631
oh dear

>>15167631

I hope someone asks him for some FACTS after the next episode

>>15167631
BOOTYBLASTED.

>>15167631
>Chris 'Ego' Evans can't take the fact that people don't like his pile of shit.

How do these people even get into entertainment?

I didn't imagine it would be so bad.
Cringed every time a joke was laid.


>>15167631
He knows that means shit. It was quite obvious the first episode would have a "big" audience just out of curiosity.

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Was the music good at least? Final Gear didn't even bother listing off a track listing like they usually do.

>>15167604
[indignant] Well!

(turns, throws boa over shoulder, and flounces out)

>>15167631
Fucking beautiful.

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>SIARPC with offroad sections

>>15167988
>SIARPC
I don't think so Chris.

>>15167889
Not shit like rest of the show but not anything that would stick in your mind. Might have something to do with the fact there wasn't really anything to stick in your mind so there was nothing to elevate with music.

>>15166198
The Star in a reasonably priced car track was changed, but the standard power times are on the same track as before.

>>15166291
They pretty much just advertise whatever they're doing at the time and then Ramsay flaunted his LaFerrari.

Right, just arrived here. Is there anywhere I can conveniently stream this?

>>15167933
*teleports behind you*
Not so fast, queer.

>>15167988
>michael gambon attempting a handbrake turn on dirt in the liana
If only...

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Derp

>>15168228

Here's a reply for your effort.

>>15168068
And what are you going to do back there, dear? Mmmmm?

>>15167631
There was fuck all on, on the other channels, FACT

http://www.tvguide.co.uk/?catcolor=&systemid=7&thistime=20&thisday=5/29/2016&gridspan=03:00&view=0&gw=1704

>>15168295
Evans will take it as a victory. FACT.

That was pathetic

>implying Chris Evans knows fuck all about reviewing cars

someone please make chris haris and matt leblanc the main hosts

Old top gear was scripted but this took scripted to another level.

>let's do the reliant robin bit AGAIN

>>15168425
but there were enough unscripted parts to still be original.

>>15168437
>matt's reliant breaks down
>evans, instead of leaving him behind, drives behind him while hes being towed

CLARKSON DIDN'T DIE FOR THIS

>>15168451
Name one single unscripted part

>>15167631
I bet he genuinely believed it'll be viewed by over five million people and that he'll be showered with praise for an outstanding revamp of the show.

>>15165846
faggot
>>>/lgbt/

>>15167631

I only watched it on iplayer because it was getting such a panning on twitter. I expect at least 30% of the audience were the same. It was pretty shit, they made no effort to innovate and that fucking Clarkson impersonation over the opening sequence coming from Chris Evans, who has at least 20 years broadcasting experience and should have probably sought to start on a more progressive note, only served to remind us that we were watching a half-hearted Top Gear tribute show.

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>>15161407
I won't be going back for a 2nd bite of that shit sandwich
LeBlanc was ok, but Evans annoys me just way too much... he's too shouty

>>15168451
difference is they mostly wrote their own script so actually knew what they were saying which meant the delivery wasn't atrocious.

Welp this one sucks balls, but then nobody expected anything else. On side note the name for Clarkson's new show is total shit as well, I wonder if it was forced by Amazon's executives, because I don't believe the trio would even be able to come up with something so abysmally boring.

>>15168616
>LeBlanc was ok
That's not exactly a high praise either for a show all of which presenters were great.

>Still not a single peep out of the old tg boys

Slightly disappointed tbqh

>>15168625

Top Gear is a pretty boring name too, it's the content that counts.

I'm worried that The Grand Tour will also be shit and we have one enjoyable car show die so that two mediocre ones can live.

>>15168580
I doubt Chris Evans wanted it to be like this. He would have had almost zero clout.
The exec producer and other execs would have decided this is what they wanted.
They wanted to stick to the old proven money making formula.
Doesn't take a genius to see the folly in it but there you go.

>>15168649
Yeah, kind of a shame.
Been a TG fan for a long time and I guess its the end of that era, tried to objectively distance it from the previous 3 hosts- but just couldn't

>>15168661
But Top gear was a boring show to begin with that just reviewed cars but much much later in its life was transformed by its presenters. This is an entirely new production with its course set on wackyness from the start.

>>15168677
But old new top gear had basically done it all and was getting tired anyway.
What was the point in yet more fuckery with reliant robins?

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WHY DIDNT CHRIS HARRIS REVIEW THE ACR ON THE TEST TRACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>15168694
What do Reliant Robins have to do with it?

>Following earlier reports of necrophilia, Chris Evans was spotted entering a London area morgue with a bag that appeared to contain party poppers.
>When approached for comment, Evans reportedly became aroused and attacked the reporter with a barrage of jabs before fleeing down a nearby alleyway

www.bbc.com/stories/chris-evans-shocking-necrophilia-accusation-attack-reporter

>>15168712
Not as important as Matt riding on the back of a flatbed dressed like an idiot.

>>15161664
Bricktop's faggy little brother.

>>15168723
>that url
"no"

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>>15168723

>>15168716
point is why rehash the same old shit

>>15168712
chris harris should have replaced the stig

>>15168733
Because it's what public wants from them? Are you actually expecting GT to become a serious show? Of course it's going to be more fucking around, and for fucking around they could pick a name that would represent it, not make you think it's some documentary show about travel.

>>15168747
I think you need to re read these posts anon.

As shitty as it may seem to the english speaking world, I'm fairly sure this incarnation is going to work regardless. An immense part of the Top Gear audience is overseas, and they watched the series either dubbed or with subs, completely eliminating the banter factor and guess what? It was immensely popular anyway. Now they'll just shove some basic, easily translatable international humour everywhere and it will probably be even more succesful around the world than before.

This junk is here to stay.

reminder that the snek is the fastest true car around the track and that the huayra was running meme tyres

>>15168732
Goddam, that's straight out of the meme time machine

>>15168747
judging by the response they don't have a fucking clue what the public want and neither do you

>>15168659
They're letting Evans speak for himself. With the whole "WE GOT CUSTODY OF THE STIG!" autism explosion, they look like the better show right now for not rising to his bait.

>>15168764
What are you even on about? The discussion was about the boring name for Clarkson's new show.

>>15168782
What response? People saying how boring the new name is and requesting to bring back Gear Knobs? That's pretty much proving my point.

>>15168769
>snekfags

>>15168659
>>15168786
Bear in mind Hammond, May and Clarkson worked with 90% of the TG team for over a decade.
They wouldn't be malicious cunts just for that reason alone. Look at what they said after Clarkson was sacked.
It's just fanboys making up rivalries and pettiness.

the on track reviews around 2005ish were the best thing about topgear desu

>>15168815
I'd say in general TG's peak was seasons 8-10.

>>15168815
yep

>>15165725
its not really the "same" though

Top gear is now a show with car-reviews, scripted car-centered sketches and celebrity interviews while it used to be a show about three blokes who do a TV-show with car-reviews, scripted car-centered sketches and celebrity interviews.

There used to be a certain meta-ness to this show and it seems totally gone now.

>>15165554
I'd say the korean top gear is better than this trash and I don't even speak korean. Watching it in another language without subs was better than this.

>>15166288
Chris HARRIS can drive, he's the short brown guy. He's brilliant. Of course, Evans was likely threatened by him so it really seems that he was likely given the boot by being shoved off to ExtraGear.

The autistic ginger is Chris EVANS, who is a complete shit.

chris evans doesn't even like cars, hes just a slimy cuck who collects ferraris

>>15168828
>1-3
Kinda meh, clumsily trying to find its nieche.
>4-7
Getting a feel of it, a bit rough but fun.
>8-12
Top of their game, best bantz, best challenges, best adventures.
>13-18
Slowing down, still fun but not as good.
>19-21
Really poor, overly scripted and all the fun of spontaneous fuck-ups replaced by queued up slapstick right off the pages of screenwriter.
>22
Seemed like they were getting back on track and then everything crashed.

>>15168765
The Junk is here to stay because the Beeb signed a three year multi-million pound contract with Chris Evans.

>>15168888
The moment audience numbers don't make in revenue for the episode production the show will be scrapped and Evans will just be delegated to some other production.

>>15168909
The BBC gets most of its funding through the Television License and it just beat down the government's plans to cut its funding by raising a huge whine about how it's so much better than commercial television.

It's here to stay, especially as they'll be trying to show how much better it is to have a nicer, less offensive show than the old version.

>>15166140
just like Two And Half Men without Charlie Sheen

>>15168935
even with charlie that show was shit

>finally start it up to look at the travesty
>TONIGHT I GET CHASED
Oh fuck me, I already hate him. That tryhard Clarkson impression is just cringe incarnate.

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>>15166008

>>15168953
I know, I was talking about ratings

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>We don't talk about catering on this show anymore.

What did he mean?

>>15169615
Jeremy punched the lazy Irishman over catering.

>>15169615
He means he doesn't want to talk about getting served once GT comes out.

Jesus, every single fucking segment was a travesty start to finish.
>Viper review
Shitty completely scripted "chase" followed by a poor delivery of a joke written for someone who actually understands comedic timing
>Reliant drive
Terrible imitation of old Top gear, neither of the two supposed petrolhead presenters could perform maintenance beyond pouring oil in. Leblanc genuinely looked he wanted to stop and leave.
>Star in original concept donut steel
they picked two people who probably aren't even aware of each others existence. And while I do find the general idea of adding dirt track interesting, they could at least keep it interesting by using a car that's not actually supposed to be doing it, like the whole point of SIRPC always was.
>Nomad review
Leblanc awkwardly delivering lines written by a screenwriter so British he have tea brakes. I could practically see Hammond doing it as the text was suited for him perfectly.
>Blackpool challenges
Again trying to imitate old Top Gear without any charm, "drag" race could produce some good jokes, but BBC's new clean direction probably didn't allow any of it.

Also no news section? That was always the best part, even when the rest of the episode would be boring you could always bet on the news.
I can't imagine them getting even 3mil viewers on the second episode, now that people know how shit it is.

>>15169683
>Also no news section?
The presenters can't talk about car news in an interesting fashion.

Harris could, but not Evans and Leblanc.

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>>15161407
The show was weird. It had a similar feel to the old Top Gear but it really does feel like its lost its soul.


Was kind of pathetic how cast members were trying really hard to emulate the old cast.

The main host (Evans) is the least likeable person on the show and I actually liked LeBlanc better.

>>15169683
>Also no news section? That was always the best part, even when the rest of the episode would be boring you could always bet on the news.
That was pushed to Extra Gear.

Having watched that Extra Gear earlier, it's so much better than the main product.

The celebrity interview wasn't even shilling,

>>15169683
>>15169710
"news" were in extra gear

Things are going to be so weird.

The familiar show now has a different soul and the different show will now have a familiar soul.

I think even the three amigos new show is also going to feel out of place but Im sure it wont suck as bad as the new TG.

>>15169719
I did like LeBlanc too, but I have a suspicion it's purely because of association with Friends, as he was really unenthusiastic about his lines and at times felt like he couldn't decide whether he wants to do deadpan humor or enthusiastic one and was stuck in-between.

I just can't imagine any of the new hosts being able to just record something like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayjqliO-nHY

>>15161407
idk what is up with the female symbol on the chick's shirt. Its like, yea ik you got a grill now, cool. Why do they need to assure you that shes a female? idk mane

>>15169768
I also feel like the cast members are not going to dick around with each other the way the old cast members did.

Watching that episode was like a bad dream. You just cant believe its actually happening.

>>15169768
>>15169801
It felt like i was watching one of those alternative Top Gears like the US or Australian Top Gear.

>>15169811
Man, I watched Russian Top Gear, and even that pile of shit was better than Evans'.

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I didn't think it was that bad.

I enjoyed Snek vs. Z06. The 3 wheel bit was awful though.

>>15169725
What the fuck?
News is an integral part of the show.

>>15169615
WHY IS HIS HEAD SO BIG

Wow, that was mediocre at best and downright cringeworthy at worst.

Matt LeBlanc was the only funny thing in this and even he only had one funny line, the rest of it were just literally copypasting the previous series, like the Nomad segment and the Viper.

But oh, they were original, the star in reasonably priced car is two stars in a rally car, and no "bombshells" at the end, because that needed to be pointed out, also that catering thing was fucking retarded.

They should just ditch the national pride and have Matt as the main host, also ditch that smarmy Chris Evans.

>>15170366
Matt LeBlanc and the german chick were pretty good - they at least didn't make me cringe.

So basically the people that should have been the worst (the amerifat and the token broad) were the best.

>>15170510
to clarify before the amerifats get all butthurt, i meant an amerifat on a traditionally british show.

>>15170510
Yeah, except the whole segment with Sabine Schmitz was painfully obviously skewed in Evans' favor.

I mean, couldn't they have done a better job at making it look as if they were going at it seriously?

>Viper Spins and the Corvette hides in a hangar really far away from where they were driving.
>Corvette, with an actual racing driver can't do a turn as tight as the viper driven by a british moron radiohost, and then the viper just teleports behind the corvette.

It was abysmal.

The old top gear was scripted as fuck, but atleast there was suspension of disbelief.