Do you have a girlfriend/wife that is into cars? How did you meet her?

*crickets*

I'm gay so pre much all of my partners have liked cars

>>15131706
My wife rides dirtbikes sometimes.
I have to slow down a lot more though. She's not into working on cars, which is fine by me.

Liking different things is ok

>>15131706
>find a girl
>slowly let her know that you're into cars
>slowly teach her about cars
>buy her a haynes for her birthday
>make her change her brakes during vacation
>make her apply at a local shop as a grease monkey
>make her
>MAKE HER

Daily reminder girls with guy hobbies are all sluts

>>15135824
I don't even know how to do that stuff

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my gf likes cars and thinks they're cool, but doesn't get how they work. she's interested in learning to drive manual since I have one. She does like driving my old autoshitboxes because 'they have more feel'

>>15135837
>go to car meet
>someone pulls up in brz with pink trim
>girls pops out
>suddenly 150 dudes surrounding her

>>15131706
Found out afterwards
>4hour drive home from her parents
>take a break at our usual station 2hours into the drive
>there was a autoX event on the parking lot, grabbed a cup of coffee and watched for a bit
>gf gets really excited "WOW WHAT CAR IS THIS WHAT CAR IS THAT IT'S SO LOUD WOW THOSE ENGINES ANON CAN YOU GET A CAR LIKE THAT?"

We're visiting every other DTM or ADAC masters event on our nearby track since

im gay and most all of my partners havent liked cars
people become car people after dating me

>>15133376
>Liking different things is ok
It isn't though. Liking different things is a sign of inferiority on your part. You are supposed to lead the relationship, if you allow her to have other interests it will mean interests in other guys.

>>15135840
find a girl or change your brakes?

>>15136057
This is one of the longest reaches I've ever seen. Next you are going to tell me I should isolate her from her friends and family so she only focuses on me.

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>>15136057

>>15136512
Both

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>>15137405

>>15136057
>will build a rape dungeon in next 12 months

My gf is really good at driving manual, I doubt that she has ever driven an auto, but she doesn't give a shit about cars apart from hers.
I recently got really into cars, and now she complains that I talk about them too much. Goes as far to say that, "you weren't supposed to be like this, why did you get into cars."
I don't think she realises how much it hurts when she says that, i want her to support me in what i choose to do.

>>15136057
Who hurt you anon?

>>15131706
In my dreams.

>>15131706
Never. I avoid them like the plague.

I knew one once that loved to brag about how fast her EcoBoost Mustang was. She would always say this whenever she started it up:

>Hear that? That's what a real car sounds like

Knew another girl that was supposedly into bikes. She only liked Kawasaki Ninjas though and once told me

>I would never get a Honda bike. They're overpriced and extremely unreliable. I dislike Suzuki too. Kawasaki's the only brand for me.

I'm sure there are "car girls" out there who aren't complete fucking idiots, but for the most part they tend to be arrogant and clueless as to what they're talking about.

>>15137623
Girls genuinely aren't into cars. While shes's a total bitch for saying something like that, it's super unattractive to be babbling on about autistic nonsense like 2jz swaps. Save the car talk for car bros only.

>>15137929
I try to not talk about cars for no reason, but it'll be things like
>rev match from 4th to 3rd
>gf asks why I rev when changing down
>beging to explain rev matching and why it's smoother and better for the car
>that night she tells me she's sick of me talking about cars.

>>15138204
give her the D

am i the only broad on /o/?

serious question

>>15139011
>possible woman
ERECTION RESPONSE TRIGGERED

>>15131706
been thinking about leaving my missus for a good while now, how 2 do it cuntz?

>>15135909
Please make more gay car people for me.

Does my mom count?

And no she's not. She drives a Camry and only wants me to buy Toyota because "it's safer and more reliable than Honda".

>>15139011

Nope.

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>>15136057
Back to /pol/ with ye!

>>15139011
pls b in london

>>15139037
>mangina who yacked up the red pill

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>>15136057
You will never procreate.

>>15139031
yayy
what you ride?
>>15139044
canada, sorry.. unless u mean london ontario ;)

>>15139049
> using the term mangina
> not saying cuckold or numale

JEEZ ITS LIKE THE CURRENT YEAR GUIZE

>>15139054
>London, Ontario
I live in Detroit. Want to date?

>>15139060
>cuck
>numale
/pol/ autism at its finest

>>15136057
>>>/r9k/

>>15139071
detroit is my most favorite place on earth

>yes

>>15139051
>I let my girl run wild
>she promises to have sex with me one day
>you can take that promise to the bank
(you)

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>>15139054

Not american so I can't afford a Dodge Ram. I drive a Fiat Palio. Pic related.

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>>15139086
>(you)
Nice meme.

The problem is that you are still dating women, friend.

>>15139076
*cluck

>>15139097
Fiats are cuck cars

>>15139097
looks good.. i'm n. american and the only fiats we got are the 500 and the big ugly 500

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>>15139076
> /pol/
> autistic in any way
Surely you've been mistaken, my friend. Why them saying "Prep the bull, Sven" is the exact same as us talking about how great the V-tech is when it kicks in. We're all under the same banner here :^)

>>15137503
If you don't tie your woman down, she will get away. Fact.

>>15139119
>letting any memes dominate your life
seek help

>>15139125
> not just shitposting in a South African winemaking forum to relieve the stresses of a long day
Sempai, it is you who must seek out help.

>>15139151
>that feel when stressed out from shitposting all day

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>>15139106

It's one of the few cars I can afford here. It's also the most popular brand in the country. Unlike america, Fiat is not for nu-males and cucks. It's an everyman's car. Pic related is a quick google search of São Paulo's landmark - the traffic jam. And in it you can see the amount of Fiats around.

>>15139111

Fiat 500 is a scam here. Costs the same as a Honda Civic or Toyotta Corolla - which are far superior.

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>>15139166
> NEET life
How I've managed to avoid both that and being a kissless virgin I have no fucking idea.

>>15139172
oh really.. they're new here so maybe it's novelty

the 500 seemed like a souped up yaris, but i still dug it

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>>15139220
>tfw you have fucked plenty and post up here that women are animals that need to be lead
>tfw the kissless virgin white knights don their armor to defend m'lady

>>15139003
the initial D

>>15139279
M3, I was stating that I have no idea how I'm neither kissless, nor a virgin. I have no sense of human decency, and basically hate everyone, but yet sloots will still sloot.

Having said that, that guy probably drives a Nissan Cube, but only to see his wife's son after he's left his shed for the day.

femanon here

gonna list my stable for shits

dd- 2007 toyota yaris, manual
party bus - 1998 mitsubishi delica, auto, jdm import
bikes(order of manufacture)-
1975 suzuki ts 250
1977 yamaha dt 400 (not plated, project)
1978 honda xl 175
1984 honda ft 500
1991 harley heritage softail

>>15139355
tits or gtfo

[spoiler]how do you like the yaris?[/spoiler]

>>15139355
Do you puke in your mouth a little bit when you say the word 'Yaris'?

I do...

>>15139365
the yaris is fantastic
almost as good as tits on a blue board

>>15139372
my grandparents bought it for me and my gramma calls it
>your arse
so i mostly just say that and smile

>>15139376
Just put a black dot in MSpaint over the nipples.

Just a bit of cleavage please, love. I need to know I'm not being lied to.

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>>15139355

> delica

VANCOUVER

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>>15139385
Pussy pass

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>>15139416

>>15139451
I'm surprised you're real. Grainy a photo as it is, I can still see "2016" "May", and "/o/" as well as nice tits.

Thanks anon, you made my night. Enjoy your Yaris.

>>15139478
i keep duct tape on my camera most of the time but i assure you i am real

>>15139451
have you ever used a stick shift for anything other then shifting?

>>15139510
no but i ride big single cylinder bikes for the reason i think you're alluding to

>>15139526
daym I was about to say "then we are SHIFT-TIMO BROTHERS"

>>15139538
:( i dun get it, pls explain

>>15139545
Eskimo brothers... google.

What single cylinder bike? I have 14' CRF250L, and had a Yamaha vstar at one point.

My gf is not interested in cars at all. They're just a means of conveyance for her, but she at least likes auto racing.

>>15139557
i have a ts 250, a xl 175 and a 500 ascot

i'm pretty sure i already posted them

>>15139562
I know that feel, none of my gf's or female friends have liked cars, but all of them wanted me to teach them how to drive stick. I usualy start them off on a Kubota tractor. Can drop the clutch in 1st and you move a few inches without stalling...

>>15139572
nice choices, I had an 83' it175 with bored compression chambers that was made street legal. I hate Yamaha.

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>>15131706
>Do you have a girlfriend


nigger

>>15139589
i have a yamaha but it's a project bike

dt 400.. it's kind of a monster

>>15139279
this is retraded

feeling unmanly is the whole point, that guy is a pleb

>>15139597
had to google that one, they look nice

>>15139621
looks nice, works TERRIBLE

>>15139644
that's a yamaha

>>15139646
i know you're right

my first vehicle ever was a gorgeous, terrible yamnaha

>>15139451
Holy shit, femanon delivered. You're alright.

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>>15139598
Haven't you seen deadpool?

>>15139659
for the advancement of femanonkind

>>15139669
3/8ths ratchet in vag

>>15139678
i took a pic of a socket up my snatch but you can't tell the size

>>15139659
femanon as in feminine anon not female anon

>>15139705
I can guess

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>>15139715
that's small, 3/16ths or 10mm?

>>15139728
no, 3/8 like requested

>>15139715
>that hoof

>>15139715
okay, what do you want from us?

>>15139731
lol I meant 3/8ths drive

the ratchet being 3/8ths

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>>15139229
The 500 Abarth is cool

>>15139715
Ever feel like the Delica will tip over? It looks so top heavy...

>>15139760
wat

>>15139715
continue

>>15139526
You put big single cylinder bikes into your vagina?

>>15139054
are you redneckrickems daughter?

>>15131706

See gril driving a C6 vette.

I smoked that pos in my EG hatch with a few simple mods.

Now my GF.

>>15139755
What the fuck Jimmy.

>>15139715
Why are you doing this?

>>15143489
the same reason girls do anything
>attention

>>15143573
>grill actually delivers on tits or gtfo
>fucking attention whore
K

>>15135864
>go to car meet
>someone pulls up in brz with pink trim
>girls pops out
>suddenly 150 dudes surrounding her
>girl is a whale
>Yuropoors leave immediately
>Burgers stay

>>15143573
We asked her to post tits or gtfo. She delivered and then went above and beyond the call of duty.

Fuck off, robot.

>>15143599
Youre an idiot

Also that femanon is, not surprising, a whale. At least her arm looks like that, unless she can prove otherwise.

>>15143618
Look at >>15139451

That waist size is nowhere near whale-tier

>>15139172ill take the fusion in the left lane third from the back. Thats right i called it a fusion you dirty euro cuck