Autismfest 2016: Thread 3 BLACKED edition

>>14875529

I'm working nights on the 18th, gonna have to get a swap to make it desu. 12hr shifts are the worst.

>>14876710
>BLACKED edition

Can't you keep your cuckhold shit on /b/ and /gif/?

Also 1st for more slags needed

Where is the The Poet & Castle, Codnor, Derbyshire
(2 Alfreton Rd, Codnor DE5 9QY)

>>14876737
inside joke lad dont blow a blood vessel

>>14876710
>2nd thread: 14861999
im an idiot
>>14861999
>>14861999
>>14861999

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Free lolis to all signed up attendees. Spare lolis will be distributed among non-signed up attendees but you will NOT get your first choice of lolis!

MEET HYPE

>tfw only one slagposting on spreadsheet

>arrive at meet
>stroll up to large black man looking under his car bonnet
>"so you're black will, eh, you thread making nigger"
>it's not will
>he's just some broken down black guy
>anon is kill

>>14876906
You're doing a grand job chap. Carry on.

>>14876930
even though i fully expect racial slurs its the one thing that makes me sperg out and become all weird and awkward
im not some roadman though i act pretty white

>>14876954
>caring about racism
You're going to be rinsed mercilessly about things you have power over, like your awful car, your shitty haircut, the way you look like you last saw a gym when your mum was getting pumped by a fitness instructor during pregnancy. Get over the race thing.

>>14876954
I wouldn't worry about looks m8. You'll understand when you see me there.

>>14876954
For real though I will keep the banter light and inoffensive. I'm pretty good at crowd control. Plus I keep a massive purple dildo in my Type R.

>>14876978
oh good god now im expecting the full hassan the shoe bomber stereotype

It is that time again! I will be sending out sign up sheets and waivers later this week. Keep in mind the basic rules of the meet.

1. no speeding
2. no drugs or alcohol anywhere near the meet. you will be arrested I can promise.
3. no car handling outside of the meet. upon arrival, deposit your keys, insurance and d/l at the table where we will keep them in locked storage. My mom or aunt will be handling this, and my aunts state police boyfriend will be there as well.
4. when ready to drive, check out you key from the table. If at any point during the meet you speed, drive dangerously or get to the destination faster than possible without speeding my aunt will keep your dl until the state police can ticket you.
5. mostly, have fun and enjoy fellowship!
6. bring food to share. i will be bringing smores supplies (choc, gram crackers, marshmellows)
also I will need emails or mail address (snale mail) for the waivers.

>>14877020
>mom
>state police
We're being rused!!

Seems like a SJWfest.

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>>14877035
>sjwfest

What happens after we drive the Tick? Do we find a pub and all get shitfaced together? Because i'm well up for that.

>>14877078
Presumably we go back and call the AA for the Beetle.

>>14877085
Was made to plow along die autobahn at 100 kmp/h all day erry day Nigel

In the 1920s

With actual maintenance

And it was a lie shat out by the nazi tourist board

...Without being covered in obnoxious shit

Well hey, at least the Micras, KAs and Mx-5s finally get to find out what 'overtaking' is.

>>14877127
>being anti Nazi
Senpai, I...

in honour of the guy who keeps shitposting about anime stickers is there a chance someone out there would buy some WAT stickers or someone willing to do a /brit/ meet special?

>black will trying to take over the meet
I do like the idea of stickers tho

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Checking in. I need to come over to the UK around then to renew my assport. I'm too much of a bitch to actually drive on the correct side of the road after so many years in burgerland but will try to drop by if someone gives me a lift.

As for stickers - tell me what you need and I can get them/mail them to you so you don't get raped by international postage charges.

>>14877399
A N I M E S T I C K E R S

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>>14877406
Made quite a few magnets like this for the Norcal meets. Can bring or send a few.

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>>14877412

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>>14877420
I also may or may not have a couple of hundred Trump 2016 stickers.

>>14877412
Magnets are a cool idea to be honest. My bodywork is all plastic fantastic, though. I could stick it on the tank, I guess.

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>>14877427

If you're going to use the signup sheet to mock the people coming, can you add to their shit rather than deleting it. Like, instead of deleting the fella with the Alfa's name, you could just add (tosser, buys fwd shitbox for Italian badge) or something in the box

>>14877398
honestly lad ive been trying to stay far far away from the actual organizing of it just in case it goes tits up
>>14877399
you'd probably have to take the train up or something up before an anon picks you up assuming youll be coming in from heathrow/gatwick. but someone WILL do it because we're all suckers for stickers

>>14877399
What airport btw

>>14877412
I almost bought a BRZ desu.

How much do you enjoy yours? The one I test drove was awesome fun

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>>14877473
>>14877482
I have no idea yet. I'd probably be coming from somewhere in London after visiting friends, not straight from the airport. I still don't know if I'll have any contracts that month so can't give a yes or no yet.

Post some stickers you find on Redbubble or the sticker general threads and if a few of you agree I'll get em.

>>14877484
Breddy fun, too little power but wonderful on the twisties. Lots of rattles and shit in the cabin but decent interior. Engine squeeks like a bitch when idling because of Californicuck fuels. Oh and the stock gps is shit.


A couple of videos from norcal meets filmed in the brz:

https://vimeo.com/162598996
https://vimeo.com/162598999
https://vimeo.com/162599400

>>14877540
Tbh whatever stickers or mementos you bring will improve the meet and everyone will have a better time. Whatever seems cool to you. Do you want a lift in a car? If you have a helmet, you're welcome to get a lift on the fastest vehicle going to the meet.

>>14877564
He doesn't need a helmet to get in my FiST m8

>>14877564
the least comfortable you mean
>>14877604
blueBRZfag seems like the type to like a good fisting

otherwise tripfriend KR is coming up from london

>>14877627
>sitting a foot above the rider right in the airstream
>hard seat
>doing 120 all the way there
>holding onto grab bar behind your anus
>your knees next to my helmet
>uncomfortable
You don't know you're born son

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>Implying I would pack a helmet and leathers instead of alcohol and burgerland souvenirs.

It's 2 in the morning m8s, go to bed

>>14877731
no

>>14877731
no

>>14876954
>He's so insecure he gets all uppity about racism

Holy fuck
I can't, I just can't.

>>14878084
Then don't

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Bump while the britbongs are sleeping.

>tfw hope you aren't the biggest autist at autismfest

>>14876710
>THEY ACTUALLY TOOK MY DERBY POST SERIOUSLY THE MADMEN

>>14876990
Would you show it me in private?

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>>14879489
>Would you show it me in private?

>>14877667
I would give you lift but I think my mates coming with me and I gotta jam his bike in the boot of the Micra.

I may have a trailer by then though so I could pick you up if I do.

Its a lot of fun trying to get the Micra to do the actual speed limit three up, let alone with a bike on a trailer behind it.

>>14879480
You didn't decide the location, m8, I did. I picked the pub from googling 'midlands car meet' and finding one near the Tick.

>>14880242
Shit. Does this mean I may actually have to drive down the Tick?

I better get some actual tyres then or else I really will crash this thing.

>>14880244
Really, I don't think everyone will be driving the Tick. And that's ok. I'm still in 2 minds myself.

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>>14880244
>>14880259
>Going to a driving meet
>Not actually driving

mfw

>>14880275
ur rite lol

>>14880275
I don't think you understand how truly dangerous my car really is.

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>>14880233
No worries, I might just rent a car, take the train and cab to the pub then see who has room.

Will send out slack invites when I get up.

>>14880280
I drove a shitbox corsa that shook at any appreciable speed and went on two wheels when pushed through corners

Man up lad do it for Queen and Country.

>>14880282
What is Slack?

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>>14880282
You can ride with me if I make it on time, I need a co-driver to re-enact WRC.

>>14880284
Don't worry mate, I will be racing Will, its just that both of us are certain to die.

Mind you, if I somehow live at least I can nab some parts from his car! Free enterprise!

>>14880282
Well I'll have to let you know closer to the date, I mean ideally I'd rather get a trailer than have a bike stinking of petrol in there. I did that once from Exeter, two bikes in there reeking of petrol for over 500 miles.

You may find some other London guys turn out to go too though who could give you a lift if you want to get there on the same day as everyone else hahaha.

>>14880296
shitbox pride world wide

I'd probably be rid of my civic for the drive so I'll be on my bike so plz dont try ram into me

Telegram channel (can't see your name/number)?

>>14880351
>tfw not the only baiku

Recommended radio so we can talk?

>>14876710
>autistic northerners hiding in their engine bays
>suave Londoners arrive
>"aahs it gaahn geez?"
>northerners melt

>>14880365
>have to watch every season of Only Fools and Horses before coming down to even stand a chance at understanding the Londoners

>>14880369
I think you'll understand londonese fine, its the northern talk we will struggle with.

Also, Will has to speak welsh the whole time.

>>14880369
I think you'd be better off watching documentaries about crime in South London
>"whagwan cuzzy"

>>14877698
Sticker suggestions

>black will comes
>brings loads of weed
>we all jamming.jpg
>no one drives anywhere
>eat three plates of carvery each
>one anon is sick

>>14880378
Notoryi vinyl had all the best stuff but wed have to order a bulk shipment of it.

He takes requests too, so we could get some custom ones done for the meet.

>>14880365
>implying they won't all be Mike Brewer's extended family

>>14880386
>someone tips off the rozzers
>everyone pulled leaving the car park
>the entirety of brit/o/ gets a 15 month ban

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>>14880390
>it's a "destroy a classic JDM car" episode

On the off chance that no one comes except for me and one other anon, you can recognise me in the car park if it's sunny by the tattoo on my right arm of an angry robot. If everyone comes, obviously, just look for the crowd of people asking a guy called Danny with an MR2 where the girl is

>>14880406
I'm going mr2 hunting in cardiff this weekend. Will report back with findings.

>>14880406
You can recognize me, my mum will be giving directions in the passengers seat and my car is the ek9 civic covered with a naruto vinyl wrap [did it myself] external oil cooler and toe hook.

>>14880362
I got a pair of these
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Binatone-Terrain-Twin-Walkie-Talkie/dp/B004P8IVEU

I'll be bringing my Baofeng UV-5R which is about £20 on amazon, walkie talkie frequencies are legal to talk on

>>14880361
What bike you got, I'll be on a 125 since CBT or 150cc cbr that's been registered as a 125 since it's imported from Thailand

>>14880423
There's a totally pristine [non-turbo] MR-2 for sale by me that isn't asking particularly much and is shockingly well kept [Mechanic family owned it since bought new]

He was looking to sell if you were looking for one.

>>14880583
Can it be used with all 2-way radios?

>>14880296
I'm on adjustable coilovers, 185 kumhos and a nice low center of gravity so I feel more likely to live. If I do then daddy needs some new jdm led rear lights

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Gauging interest in an overnight BnB/hotel stay for shitfaced anonymous shenanigans. Give me a (you) if you intend to do this.

>>14881100
Well we have some time before the meet, Mrs Micra might be getting some upgrades before then. I feel like my handling issue will be resolved if I just put an SR20 in there!
>>14881123
(You)
If it all goes to shit I'll just sleep in the car anyway though

>>14881123
On a Sunday?

>>14880590
GPX600R, have you signed up on the spreadsheet yet?

>>14881123
+(You) for overnight stay

>>14881123

+(you) m8

>>14880423
Please stop stalking me, I'll just drive off faster. Not only that but you'll miss your chance for a free roll from Lushes butchers in Penarth

>>14880406
>>14880423
I'm gonna be buying a new car in a few weeks or so, money permitting, and I'm torn between a 1st generation CRX or an MR2. Which do you reckon would be a better buy?

>>14881206
>he worries about what day of the week it is to get shitfaced
m8

>>14881509
It's a toss up between muh fwd or muh snap oversteer.

>>14880244
You got a Micra?

If so, I was right it's likely to be a Micra that gets reked

>>14881672
Yeah man, I'm going to sort it out before I come though.

>sway bushes fucked
>all shocks fucked
>drop links all fucked
>rear tyres are total ass
>more bodyroll than you can believe

Gonna address all that shit hopefully.

>>14881719
Add a CAI

>>14881383
Free rolls you say.

>>14881745
Sure, if you buy me one. Make sure you haven't eaten in a while either, they're pretty big.
Should I hit Cardiff market and buy welshcakes for the meet?

>>14881760
How is a roll free if I have to buy you one?

Also Y to welsh cakes.

>>14881781
Because I buy yours. Might pick up some chocolate sunflower seeds too

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>>14881788
o-ok then

>>14881719
and deny us all of a crash?

Hope it gets sorted though

>>14881223
Yeah, I'm the one from Derby and I'm getting rid of my civic because I moved somewhere and it bumped my insurance up

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>See little Sprite Mk4 for cheap, good condition
>Thinking of getting it just before thus meet, because summer
>about 4 hours away

Scotland is suffering.

>>14882005
You have to expect to travel for older/rarer cars, you just dont see them often so you need to jump on most opportunities

unless they aren't that special and on the other side of the country.

>>14881509
crx unless mr2 is turbo

>>14881383
OH MY GOD LUSHES ROLLS BEST IN SOUTH FUCKING WALES. gotta get there before all the Standard kids if you want the best meat

>>14882101
Smokehouse and pepper lemon chicken are the best

>>14882101
Stanwell* kids
>>14881719
Andy is still selling coilovers on MSC for cheap as chips

>>14881509
CRX lad they're way rarer, more reliable and prettier imo (sorry Danny)
>>14882107
I remember driving to penarth on mornings I had money before college and being late as shit since ely to penarth to Barry is a fairly big detour

Any /o/tists in south Wales out tonight?

>>14882026
>>14882128
Cheers gents. I'll keep the MR2 in mind as a backup if I can't get a decent CRX.

>>14876990
I was thinking of doing the same thing to brandish at road ragers. Is this a good idea y/n?

>>14882111
Oh nice one, I'll go take a look. Got no dollars right now though!

>>14882211
Will be Friday/Saturday. Trying to set up a Telegram brit/o/ group for this kind of thing but nowhere will tell me if members of the group can see each others phone numbers.

>>14882295
Surely we can do a whatsapp group or some shit

>>14882317
Sure, if everyone is ok handing out their numbers.

>>14882317
Danny? Are you a grill?

>>14882320
I'm not okay with numbers. Is anyone okay with facebook?

>>14882333
Nope. Some guy said you could hide numbers on telegram but then everyone would have to get a new app etc.

>>14882295
As far as I'm aware you can't see people's numbers unless you have them added to your friends.

>>14882333
I thought of a telegram channel, while a private channel doesn't give out numbers only the admin and mods can post while users can read what's posted so it's eh but I'll be down for facebook

>>14882375
Just make everyone admin.

>shitposting intensifies

Is a Kik group chat out of the question

IRC if you lot weren't technologically illiterate

>>14882381
I don't even know what this is.

>>14882295
>Fine with meeting up and driving together
>not fine with numbers

I have a slack channel in the works, all anonymous, you just need to email me (make a 1 time burner if you want) and you'll get an invite. Check the spreadsheet.

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Alright, got a new sticker for the whip, what do you lads think?

>>14882649
>Checks pockets.

Only got £2.50, will that do?

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Send mail, get invite.

>>14882665
Anyone will do ;_;

>>14882719
Bring lube.


Lots of lube.

>>14882698
Sent mail now waiting for invite~

>>14882698
Sent!

>>14882698


Sent as well.

Invited everyone so far.

>>14882757
I will do :3

>>14882698
I'll pop one off when I get home

>>14882322
It really doesn't matter Anon

>>14882875
Confirmed grill?

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>>14882896

And since the chat has been created all has died
RIP Brit meet up, you never even happened

>>14882698
what program is this?

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>>14882981
slack

>>14882971
Still here. Chat is only really for when out and about.

>>14882971
Dunno what chat is desu but still well on the meet

>>14883001
aren't you a yank or something?

>>14876954
wait so you're actually a negro?

guys im having second thoughts about this meet

>>14883051
>anti meet trolls trying their hardest

>>14883051
Does the big black man scare you white boy?

>>14883067
>encouraging anti meet trolls

>>14883065
>>14883067
>>14883084
around blacks never relax

>>14883089
Is /b/ slow tonight or something?

>>14883100
Can't i have my own opinions or something?

I just don't like blacks is that alright or is it hurting your autism?

>>14883013
Britbong stuck in burgerland.

>>14883111
Opinions are like arseholes. Everyone has one.

Yours is just making you look like one.

>>14883123
why? because i don't like something you do?

i fail to see how having a disliking for someone makes me the arsehole

>>14883131
>implying these are your opinions and not just bait

Who put that picture of Ed Millibanned among the slags? Very disruptive of my masturbation session desu

>>14883278
Post more slags

>>14882698
Apparently I have to pay to send emails. Fuck that.

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>>14883388
whut? Just use a burner like guerillamail.

>>14883406
In order to send mail within slack

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>>14883419
Like a PM? They seem to work. Try messaging bluebrzfag in slack and we can work it out uhuh

>>14877045
>Black and pakis
I'm out

oh when will I see my soon to be bike bro in slack

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I'll be the japanese girl in the dodge dart. See you guys there!

>>14883486
>dodge dart
murricans can't ruse us

>>14883388
should have just used kik desu

>>14883486
>Dodge Dart
Plz be real, would like to see a land yacht properly up close.

>>14883632
>lots of friends with old yank shite
>"whats 4chan? Oh it's an anime website"

>>14883443
Emailed the email man

>>14883486
You better end all your sentences in desu or I will be sad

>>14883441
I literally can't unless I already have you in my "team" or whatever the fuck it's called. If I click the (+) next to direct messages and search for bluebrzfag it just says that name doesn't exist.

>>14883770
Email me from your regular email account so we can sort this out.

I'm tempted to buy a new car for this meet

>>14883957
get a micra

>>14883966
maaaaaaaaate please.

3 Micra's in one place, people will start to talk about us

I'm thinking of bringing a white helmet and having everyone sign it so I can think of the good times

>tfw helmet is covered in cocks and memes

>>14884026
It's the only compelling alternative to the Twingo pham

>>14884042
http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C277504#

Speaking of...

>>14884099
Aww shit nigga, get that fucker bought.

>>14884099
i'd buy a twingo 133 if the interiors weren't so shit tier

>>14884227
I'm so mad that Renault wnet back to RR in the Twingo yet are cucking us with an RS version. Fucking A;SDKRJG HADRG

>>14884285
>state police
>brit meet
the fuck are you on

>>14884285
It's pasta you dumb shit

Wish this was a few weeks later, i would actually have a car to take then. You guys better make this a regular thing.

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>>14884285

>>14884392
Haven't you got car now? Why not car now?

>>14884666
Can't afford one while I'm a student. I will be finished soon and think I will reward myself with an mr2.

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C/S they hit slight bump

>>14880362
I own a Uv 82 l so if anyone has a Uv 5R we can talk. i recommend ham radios

>>14877427
w2c mr skeltal thank

Bump for start of Great British working day

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>>14886541
Why yes it seems to be another nice sunny day so whack them shorts out while you can

>>14876710

No fucking way ladm9s, I live like 20 mins from the Poet and Castle. What the fuck

>>14886649
Aww wait scratch that I'm working. Can't you cunts do Saturdays?

>>14886649

Also the car park in the Poet and Castle is fucking tiny you nignogs, you're not all gonna fit in there.

>>14886669
There's a free car park next to the pub anyway, I live about 14 minutes there so I might go scout the area and take pictures and av a pint

>>14886681

The Peacock in Oakerthorpe would be a better pub. The carpark is huge, it's a nicer pub and you're right on the edge of the Peak district for dem glorious driving / riding roads. Lots of the local car clubs meet there.

>>14886663
>can you change the date of the meet
>can you change the location of the meet
>can you change the driving route of the meet
>for one person who hasn't contributed any organising at all
Yeah sure, bro.

>>14886635
>whacking shorts out on baiku
Scary

BLACK WILL WILL MAKE ANIME REAL

>>14884026
Yeah, they'll be like "oh look at that, these guys actually enjoy good cars"

Go on eBay right now search for Nissan Micra Mystique

You don't be dissapointed. Unless there aren't any on there right now.

>>14887087
Christ, I remember those pieces of shit. Just, christ

So guys are we going to keep the hype alive for 2 months?

Can i suggest making a thread a week or two closer to the time.

there are 25 anons signed up to the google doc so we can expect a decent turnout.

>>14887296
25 isn't a lot. Assume a 50% or greater flake rate as a minimum

>>14887087
Mystiques get written off daily because insurance companies don't wanna pay out on the flip paint if you have a very slight bump/scrape.
>my foglights were pulled from a mint mystique at a scrappy
>>14887296
We have a group chat on slack now that all the trip fags are on

>>14887354
I'm on slack but how does I shot group chat?

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>>14887296
Slack is doing breddy well.

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>>14887369
Send me an email (in username). Or use a burner like guerrillamail if you want and post it here. You can't actually get in by using the slack website which borders on idiocy but such is life.

Better hurry because I'm off to bed.

>>14887384
I did that, I have the invite and I can see names and shit and everyone else's email. I'll give it another go.

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>>14887450
Are you on mobile? If so the interface I'd total shit. You either need to install the app or request desktop site then go to the address bar and delete home

I'll try it in laptop when I get home.

>>14887296
>implying the hype will ever die for B L A C K W I L L S T I C K E R S

>>14887522
I had to do the initial sign up through the link then made a username+password before I could use it on my mobile

>>14887528
I've done all that, I'm on the slack mobile page but as brzfriend said, the mobile interface is dogshit

>>14887540
Sign up page on mobile or on desktop since I couldn't get it to work on my mobile because it'd say my email was invalid

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>>14887556
Make a burner account on guerillamail and send it to me. Once I get up I'll try to make you a new account.

>>14887522
Try installing the app on your phone - just make sure to turn off notifications.

>>14887568
Oh I meant to say that I do have it set up but it'd only let me do the sign up process on my desktop

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>>14887573
Good luck.

>>14887582
>Will_and_Danny_@_Autismfest_2016

>>14887084
>BLACK WILL WILL MAKE DANNYS FANNY TWITCH

ftfy

>>14887296
we had 20+ signed up for the last meet back in like 2012, 3 turned up 1 was the organiser.

>>14887832
As long as at least two people turn up, it's a success. And hey, if I turn up and noone else is there then at least I had a fun drive and saw some new scenery.

>>14876737
Every single craigslist article I hate has this quote in it.

>>14887906
This. I'm a /p/fag so I'll just look around for some good photo ops if no one shows up.

>>14887913
>/p/fag
>not /p/hag
You don't even own a real camera do you

If black will doesn't ditch me at the services then there will be at least 2 people going

>>14887973
>/p/hag
But I'm not a hag?

I'm certainly going because I desperately need to see Wills Micra

>>14887999
You aren't a fauy if you post in /tg/ either, faggot

I'm going because I was going to ride the Tick Juneish anyway. Seeing you creatures is just a bonus. Looking forward to riding with MrCBT, don't worry geez I won't speed off. Unless you're a welsh

Organising this has really exposed the illiterate Brits on this board desu

>>14887913
i heard my anus is free that day m8

>>14888043
Who cares though.

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>>14876710
yeah il meet ya.

lets do some skids

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what the hell is that in cell D 22004

>>14876710
>Brit/o/ meet
>It's 40% pakis and blacks

Well I'm not coming, get fucked muhammad

>>14888173
>second attempt at anti meet trolling

>>14888245
>Implying anyone actually wants to go to a meet full of pakis and niggers

If I wanted to see pakis and niggers with shit cars I could go into Glasgow

>>14888262
You sound mad. Are you mad?

>>14888282
Damn right I'm mad, Brit/o/ is happening, it's full of pakis, and it's in Derby so I can't attend even if I actually wanted to.

Fucking niggers ruin everything once again

>>14888287
Does your bus pass not entitle you to use trains, too? The location was not picked for the convenience of visiting EDL, it's a central location that's near the Midlands Tick but enough of a drive for everyone to warm their tyres and engines up before we get there. Quite frankly, I probably share more of your views than you realise but if you sack off a day out in case you see minorities, you're a sad act bruv

>>14888305
its a fucking car meet why would you turn up on foot.

>>14888287
>full of pakis
>3 out of 256 attendees are confirmed pakis
m8, you're mad, accept it

>>14888305
I'm in thenorth of Scotland, unless it's in Cumbria I couldn't attend anyway, since unlike you people I actually fucking work for a living

>enough of a drive to warm the tyres

Yeah 250 fucking miles is plenty to warm the tyres

>>14888327
whats it like living in the middle of fucking no where?

are you young?

what do you do all day

>>14888334
>whats it like living in the middle of fucking no where?
Peaceful most of the time, except not today because apparently gas works requires closing the road, waking me up and telling me to shift my car
>are you young?
22
>what do you do all day
Sleep, I work nights

>>14888339
ah jeez. go uni and escape and get a real life senpai.

>>14888350
Been to uni, got me fucking nothing but a bit of paper and a year on the dole. I like the country, the cities are expensive, full of cunts and coppers and just awful in general

>>14888356
Im in london, lived manchester and plymouth and grew up in a shitty town in kent. I just cant imagine living anywhere else id get to bored.

what you do at uni and where? live with parents?

>>14888373
I get bored no matter what, I lived in Glasgow for a bit (Ibrox of all fucking places) and all it got me was much higher rent and bugled twice.

Did computer security at uni, at UWS. Still live with parents now after moving out briefly for a temp job in Glasgow. 6 months of wasted time doing nothing but telling cunts to reset their computers.

I deliver pizza now, it's gave me peace of mind at least. I actually enjoy it as opposed to the monotonous shite that is computing

>>14888373
What are you driving up London bro?

>>14888404
the white mx5 above

>>14888398
whatever makes ya happy I guess.

>>14888417
Nothing makes me happy, my life is an endless miasma of hoplessness

>>14888422
all im saying is, theres a way out. you just gotta go for it.

that sounds like im telling you to commit suicide

>>14888428
suicide is the cowards way out, the only real solution is to bomb parliament

>>14888432
dont u might kill me

what car you got?

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>>14888435
MG ZS+, pic related. Also the view from my house which might partially explain why I love the country so much.

I normally park round the back to avoid stone chips and such, but like I said earlier gasworks.

>>14888444
2.5 v6?

>>14888444
>dem dub trips
Checked

>>14888491
I wish, 1.8 I4 K series. I've got a guy holding a VVC engine for me out at a farm. When the head gaskets goes (and it will) I'm going to have to remove the head anyway so I'll put the VVC head and ECU back on. 160hp instead of the 120 which is decent but not fantastic. 8.9 seconds to 60.

>>14888521
at least its RWD... oh wait

>>14888527
Fuck you, I had to sell my 325Ci. Shove your MX-5 up your arse

>>14888529
(^_________________^)

>>14888543
I think I'm going to show up just to punch you square in the face cunt

>>14888566
I'm so intimidated.

>>14888417
Oh nice, hardtops look badass.

>>14888584
You will be when I ram my fist up to the elbow

>>14888600
sounds hot.

Have fun at work tonight babycakes xx

>>14888600
Are you coming to join me and renaultfag in the naughty hotel room?

>>14888615
don't work tonight darling

>>14888631
No, reanults are for fags

>>14888631
I mean if hes got his fist up my arse. Elbow deep mind you. He's gonna be pretty busy.


I wanna cum hands free.

>>14888647
I'll rub your prostate for you babe

>>14888639
ayye see he's coming now!

nice one camilla.

>>14888667
How'd you guess my name dickhead?

>>14888672
well. cam cant be short for much.

guess what my name is short for.

wait are you a grill?

are we going to fuck?

>>14888680
>guess what my name is short for.
Samotherfucker
>wait are you a grill?
Tit's like one but no
>are we going to fuck?
Only if you have a feminine penis

>>14876710
Is there an open area we can hoon the fuck out in?

>>14888786
There's a few old airfields on the tick that you used to be able to sneak on to according to google. Fuck knows about now.

>>14889029
I'll attach a bull bar then.

>>14889039
>Implying the beetle has the torque for that

>>14889039
I carry bolt cutters most of the time anyway, don't worry about it.

So are black and ethnic minority people welcome?

>>14889132
The best thing about RR is that everything's a crumple zone.I'll take the fence with me as some extra trim.

>>14889136
>Trying to fit our broken shitboxes through fences
>Assuming it's just chicken wire

Oh wait, I forgot we don't care about airfields anymore. Just toss Black Will at them. He can break through.

>>14889187
Shower first.

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>Tfw /o/ meets
>Tfw no car or bike

how do I travel to the meet by bus lads

>>14889259
Where do you live? Someone might be able to give you a lift.

>>14889259
If you're anywhere between Ayr and the meet (280 miles for fuck sake) I might be able to pick you up on the way

>>14889259
tell us where you live, your street and house number.

Any faggots driving down from the North East?

>>14889303
look at you getting involved.

proud of u
xx

>>14889303
>driving 280 miles to meet a bunch of weabo autists

>>14889335
I need to show up if I'm going to rape you after all

>>14889337
Each way bitch, there's another guy coming from Glasgow with is another 50 miles north of me

>>14889132
you se london?
if so where abouts senpai?

NX reporting

Was there someone else coming from Norfolk or Suffolk? m-maybe we can be convoy friends.

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>>14888600

>>14889259
If its London the Micra can technically seat five people!

>>14889333
Yeah I'm driving down from the North East.

>>14889259
If you're anywhere between Bristol and the meet, I'd pick you up.

I don't even have a shovel, lime and rope in the boot... yet.

Official meet theme tune?

>want to come
>don't want KR to know who I am
that would fuck up my low key stalking, nice monkey lad

>>14889428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4om1rQKPijI

>>14889428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGCoAFZiYMw

>>14889429
>everyone at the meet either is stalking each other or fucking dannys boipussy

feel a bit left out desu

>>14889443
you can be my m8 m8

post feet

>>14889428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc

>>14889452
Gets my vote.

>>14889452
choon

i'm gonna be pumping this as i pull into the car park

>>14889428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wdmSL2-Ock

>>14889428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

>>14889429
Hey you already know where I live, you can just turn up there.

Besides, I like to get to know my stalkers.

>>14889412
If theres a few we could convey it down.

new

>>14889498

>>14889333
>>14889412
>>14889516
Me too, want to meet somewhere down the M1 and convoy from there?

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>>14889270
>>14889303
>>14889320
>>14889408
>>14889421


I'm from Newport lads

>>14889643
>Newport

There's 4 people passing through there onto the m50 already.

>>14889643
You're in luck. May get a ride from Danny.

>>14889678
Pretty sure black will already is.

>>14889678
>Jumping the queue

>>14889701
>>14889708

Implying there won't be a threesome at some time that day.

>>14889725
Looks like more than your exhaust is getting blown this time lads.

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY WELSHCUNTS ON THIS BOARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>14889882
>not all packed into a few shithole cities beating each other to death to find work and rent a bedsit for 18k/month
>can afford to drive

>>14889914
No, instead we're all packed on to a shithole island

>>14889921
No one over here m8. 3 million people and most live on a tiny strip around cardiff. England is just a dump.

>>14889950
Wales and England are part of the same island

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