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STALKING TRIPFAGS EDITION

NO BLACKS
NO ASIANS
NO PAKIS
NO EASTERN EUROPEANS

ONLY WHITES

THESE ARE THE RULES

ADHERE THEM

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>>14862018
/pol/ pls go

MICRA BOY HERE CARDIFF BASED
facebook community when?

If you're interested put you name in the box, or if not just shitpost this spreadsheet. All signed on people get a shitty eurobeat cd to blast in the carpark outside the pub just to make sure Danny will never have sex with you.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bRCUBc-mBWiEhbrRej0-caXlWxypMD1uqtY1OB5BDW8/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0

>>14862019
I'm coming anyway you wanker
>>14862012
I was going to say, it looks horrendous.

Have you seen the amount of random tat I've added to it progress day by day? Now its got a PG Tips monkey hanging from it.

>>14862029
make one

>>14862029
Pls don't be so proprietary with your social groups.

>>14861999


You need to add the spreadsheet to the OP next time.

May come along from Bristol for the shit and giggles as the poor grill is subjected to autism that would put the /int/ meet to shame

>>14862031
I have a 50gb collection of Euro beat and a Bluetooth radio. Step up nigga.

>>14862042
Meet us on the M5 to travel up if you want.

>>14862044
It's retro sentimentality, nothing else. A token from the day.

>>14862047
>what junction
>when

Add the google docs link to the banner and the OP

>>14862047
Where you coming from?

>>14862052
Strensham Services, directly after the M50, M5 junction. It's the best way out of s wales unless any tards were thinking of taking the M4.

I heard The Who pulled out of Autismfest

What happened to bingo

Is it worth me even considering going if I have a black box?

I also live in the south west sort of area so it would probably take an age to get there.

>>14862058
East of Newport. I know Cardiffags and beyond will automatically take the M4 over the bridge, but if you come off in Newport and head towards Monmouth on the A449 you cut out a huge slice of journey.

Everyone coming from the West in general could then meet at Strensham Services and carrying on north.

>>14862071
Nevermind that, what about the Q&A with danny

>>14862083
I'm sure some people will stay at the carvery and not hit the tick desu.

>>14862083
Yeah, you just can't race.

>>14862083
>he got a insurance box

wew

Yea come but just do nothing but drive sensibly.

>>14862083
Yes. What else are you going to do on that day?

You don't have to drive crazy, just have a day out with some internet strangers.

I'll even hold your hand if you ask nicely

>>14862088
danny isn't even on the spreadsheet right now, she's out getting blacked

>>14862083
>>14862083
im coming all the way from pissing launceston. stop being a faggot

>>14862089
>>14862091
>>14862094
>>14862095
Ill think about it, its more the several hour drive to get there and back than being able to drive like a twat.

I might just come next year (if there even is a next year) when I don't have to deal with the black box anymore.

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>>14862086
Convoy from Swansea onwards on the m4 towards the bridge and have meetups at a few junctions. Cardiff fags would be at junction 30 at Cardiff gate
MicraFag

>>14862086
>Comfy road from Newport to the M50.

Do that as a return route from Bristol to Gloucester when not sleepy and want a comfy drive.

Strensham Services seems good

>>14862083
>black box
>recording the pilots last moments b4 crash

>>14862086
Cardifffag here, that's our quickest route, we can meet at one point I'd reckon

>>14861999

Can't wait for this. Anyone itt from derby?

>>14862107
Wanna cruise up from Gordano services to Strensham Services to meet the welshfags?

>>14862112
>wanting to take the m4/m5 bristol intersection and all its policing + the extra distance rather than bombing up the relatively unpoliced m50

m8 pls

>>14862112
Should London fags meet you lot on some M40 services shit?

I'm guessing the spreadsheet mentions all the but my phone explodes when I try to open it, I'll check it out properly when I'm home if these threads are still rolling.

>>14862112
Nigga get off the M4, save yourself an hour

>>14862124
yeah go on m8
what time
I'll bring cumpets

>>14862112
>All that extra distance

It's like you want to break down before you get there

>>14862123
Hi Matt.

>>14862128
I'm with this too, Fuck the bridges mayne.

Is there another service to meet up on where the m50 and m5 meet?

>>14862138
Mate the Micra's will be the only cars that are still running after this ordeal.

Could we go to Santa Pod? I think its only like £30 to race there.

>>14862136

Bring some clotted cream as well

No idea what time Welshfags are wanting to meet, so can arrange to get to Gordano when you're likely to be there.

>>14862143
Strensham. It's like 1/2 a mile after the M50/M5 roundabout heading north.

>>14862148
I'm going there for Ultimate Street Car. Could have a Brit/o/ stand

>>14862144
It's a nice Micra, but don't subject it to the morons on the M4

>>14862161
Thats the one then sonny.

>>14862157
k
will post on doc closer to time

>>14862148
that would be hilarious seeing all our shitboxes going down the strip

What does the R mean in the doc

>>14862168
Google is saying it's 1 hour 40 till the pub from the station, so to meet at 10:30/11 we'd need to meet at he services around 9. Dunno if you can all manage that or not.

>>14862173
Cool. Looks like more Welshfags are going to be meeting at Strensham

>>14862148
How much to towtruck our cars home after?

>>14862181
Means you are wanting to race other anons

>>14862196
o i thought it was R for reverse

>>14862181
It means cheeky cunts are luring you into a race by putting an R after your name.

>>14862202
The R is to identify vapefags

Are you guys gonna take the piss if I vape?

>>14862221
Yes

>>14862221
Absolutely!

Is it possible to put times for service convoy times up on the spreadsheet?

>>14862221
No I have an ecig that I use to suppress my desire to smoke cancer sticks, which I will probably be smoking anyway on the day.

>>14862235
I'll stand with you, then. Do you have a cloud chasing setup?

>>14862240
No I just have some pos that looks like an mp3 player from 2001 that leaks every time I put it in my pocket. I don't know what cloud chasing is in this context...

>>14862029
>nismo
fucking top laughs

i will offer you a blowjob at the meet you glorious bastard

>>14862069
But absolutely nobody pulled out of Danny

Are Welshfags happy with Strensham at the end of the M50? I know Micraguy wanted to do the long run over the bridge so chip in.

>>14862275
Everyone knows my car because of the huge fucking nismo banner. I literally see swag fags in limited edition Corsa's laughing at me but I'm in too deep to take it off now.

who deleted the slag

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>>14862285

>>14862286
No way I'm doing the long run, I get on the M4 at J33 if anyone wants to meet there or later

>>14862301
docs manager because he's a faggot

>>14862301
>>14862314
I haven't deleted any slags.

>>14862312
MicraBoy here. I live 5 minutes away from J33 m4 I'll meet you

>>14862312
So anyone planning to do M4/M5/M50 meet at Strensham? Then on up onto the M42 to the pub?

Idk, I can organise the route but I have no idea if any of you cunts will show and it'll just be a huge confused mess until we finally get there.

>>14862348
>>14862345
That sounds like a plan to me

>>14862348
I don't think it's a great idea relying on anyone else to get there. People will show, but it's the first meet so the flake rate will be high.

Telling you guys you need a facebook group.

in 2 weeks time when this thread is dead you're going to struggle to get everyone together to see if they can still make it. and you aren't going to do that by communicating through a spreadsheet

>>14862348
Cornishfag and me will be meeting up beforehand, then driving up to Strensham to meet you guys from the land of sheep.

>>14862348
Sounds good to me, we'll have to trade numbers or something

>>14862345
Take's about 90 minutes from J33 to the services, meet for 7:30 sound good?

IS BLACK WILL GOING TO FUCK DANNY!?

>>14862373
That's why I'm saying we should have a facebook event or something to gauge proper interest

>>14862377
Is there not some chat client that can do the same thing without facebook? Like whatsapp? Idk m8 I haven't got a clue anymore.

>>14862385
Black will/MicraBoy here
>implying I'm not already bollock deep in her right now

>>14862377
I'm more of a Bebo kinda guy.

>>14862390
I don't have facebook. I'm just going to turn up on the day and time.

>>14862384
>>14862384
Sounds good to me lad. Will have to schedule pee breaks and fuel ups too
>tfw 40L tank

>>14862421
>pee breaks
You're not Danny, don't need it

>fuel
Strensham my friend!

>danny turns up, steps out of aw11
>5'2", big tits, bir arse, tiny waist
>platinum blonde hair falls down back
>"I-I-I-is t-this the /o/ m-meet?"
>she smiles shyly and cocks her head
>you notice a tattoo on the back of her shoulder and lean in to read it
>she pulls away and says "not yet, anon"
>as she walks away you can make out what it says
>'BLACKED'

>>14862460
After all the autism I doubt she will come now.

>>14862460
>5'2"
NO MIDGETS ALLOWED

>18 people so far

I predict 2 of us will show up.

>>14862591
>one of them is Danny

>>14862654
>the other is black will

>>14862591
>>14862654
>>14862673
I fully intend to come, does this mean I'm just going to have to sit there with a pint watching Danny get blacked? Because honestly that sounds like a fine Sunday out.

>>14862928
Black will here. Even though I've seen Danny's AW11 around Barry docks I genuinely have never seen her in my life. Also I have a gf

>>14863058
is ur gf wite

>>14862393
Telegram can do groupchats, thats got a desktop version + mobile client

>>14861999
Bumping this thread for those monitoring at 9 in the morning.

Thread info gives 19 unique posters. Google spreadsheet lists 19 names attending.

M8's we could be on a winner here. You fuckers best turn up. Larry

>>14865273
It's just a fanta sea m8, nobody's gonna attend

>>14865074
Could set one up for?

Don't forget to wear an MLP t-shirt so everyone can easily identify one another. If you can't do that, print of an image of your favourite pony and sellotape it to your t-shirt.

>>14862029
No chavs allowed

Get us pulled over, then the cops will find your weed lad

>>14865339
You say that mate but ill turn up and bang that trap danny in xer feminine arse in the back of her aw11 because i got the bus there

>>14861999

Anyone travelling from the North East?

>>14862018

Sorry to disappoint you Bruv, but we're here to stay.

Not entirely too sure about all this. A £60 round trip for a day of social awkwardness and much autism?

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>>14863058
>Been see around
>I'm Danny
>mfw

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>it's a "a confirmed female attention-seeks and is given a lot of attention" episode

>>14865412
Oh forgot in telegram you can create a channel and make it public/private through an invite link meaning you wont see other people's phone numbers like in a group chat

I'll come.

BTW I'm a girl

>>14865498
Don't be poor m8. It'll be fun.

>>14865510
>it's a "lonely RPfags jerk off while insisting someone is a 10/10 perfect qt" episode

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Who /strenshamconvoy/ here?

https://telegram.org/

How to use?

>>14865589
funny how you shitflicks dont want to use facebook but you're fine with a program where you add friends via phone number and can view them really easy

>>14865609
see >>14865511

>>14865500
>danny is with us
Lads.

>>14865817
I'm excited to see how pert her 24aa tits are.

>>14865822
"24aa tits" is basically an oxymoron

So are any London guys going to this?

I'd have to bomb it up on my own I guess, strensham services is already a three hour drive according to google so I'll just be going up the M40 and then dropping in on the M5.


What is the actual destination meet point?

>>14865860
All the details are in here.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bRCUBc-mBWiEhbrRej0-caXlWxypMD1uqtY1OB5BDW8/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0

>>14865860
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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>>14865860
I'm going clockwise up the M25 via the M23, towards the M1, then probably down some country roads if the M1 is as cancerous as it usually is.

>>14865866
Alright I put myself on the sign up bit.

>>14865890
How bad will the M1 be?

Basically I'll be bring a Honda H`00 in the boot because I gotta drop it off to Mick Abbey, so if I take the Micra down some country roads with a bike in the boot the chances of me rolling the thing go up tenfold.

Any of you Cardiff bellends wanna do something next weekend?

>>14865926
not with you no

>>14865947
:(

>>14865907
M1 is a terrible road. There are always lane closures because of """"""""""""""""roadworks"""""""""""""""""". It's also extremely fucking dull to drive on. It's not like the great American roads where the scenery is gorgeous enough to distract from the plodding drive, and it's not like a dual carriageway where there might be some toegay-like twisties. The A1M is slightly better, but not much.

>>14866138
>'smart' motorway under construction, enjoy your 50 mile average speed checked contraflow

>>14866143
>guys we're causing all these fucking problems not because we want long-term solutions, but because we need to justify the taxes you pay which we skim
politicians

>>14866165
>what it! what if? what it we turned the hard shoulder into another lane, added stopping points every 10 miles and a load of gantry speed cameras and signs that tell you how long it takes to get to the next junction, and called it value or money?

>>14866177
>THE HARD SHOULDER IDEA IS FUCKING GENIUS, ARTHUR
>But what about when overpasses and junctions require a merge because there is no hard shoulder? Wouldn't that cause traffic snags every few miles?
>YES BUT THE GENERAL POPULACE WON'T THINK ABOUT THAT WHEN WE TELL THEM THE GOVERNMENT WORKS FOR THEM, NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, ARTY. YOU HAVE MUCH TO LEARN.

>>14866207
>What if we add average speed cameras to control the speed at rush hours?
>Brilliant! Install it on every motorway right now!


>Now, how do we solve the traffic problems on motorways chaps?

Britain, our own worst enemy at times.

Can I bring my gf? She's really into cars, comes from a family of mechanics.

>>14866417
Do you really want a bunch of basement-dwelling neckbeards mouthbreathing and sweating around your gf?

>>14866446
When they say "racing" they mean having intercourse with the attending minorities. It's a given that you're going to be doing /that/, silly.

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I'm on a maybe with my boosted E30, but if i do come i sell sparco and takata tow straps online. So if anyone wants any let me know.

Only £5 mat....neckbeard rates.

If you all buy some i can literally use the money to pay for the fuel back home.

pic related

can i bring me mum lads?

>>14866565
Only if you swear on her

I've posted this event on pistonheads, said it was a TVR meet.

>>14866574
i swear on me mums life lad

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guys you do know the poet and castle has like a tiny shitty car park?

>>14861999
>free lolis
Hot dog I'm going to Europe.

10fucking30 AM

that means I've gotta get up at like fucking 6am on a fucking sunday, fuck that

>>14866593
>poet and castle
Did you autists just pick somewhere in the middle of the country?
looks shite

is the pub wheel chair accessible? also i am anti speeding will there be an imposed speed limit the group has to follow around the route?

>>14866631
We'll let the MX-5 go infront that way we will always stay below 30 mph

>>14866631
I'm also a strict muslim. Can we meet somewhere that is haram?

>Abdul + others in their mondeo
>rasheed
>danny the trap
>chris the cripple in his wheelchair

well this looks promising, can't wait...

>>14866642

Rebelling against the parents, Abdul?

Pubs are haram.

Anyone got pics of Danny?

>>14866699
Obviously meant not haram as the meet is in a pub
retard

>>14862184
Can't join in the fun. Asked my boss at work and he says I can't have 3 Sunday's off in a row. Going to France the Saturday after threw to the Monday.
Shit is annoying.

>>14862380
Wouldn't be so sure
>see previous reply
>tldr my boss won't let me

Unless someone has some pics of titties mcgee I'm not coming

>>14865926
MicraBoy is down for this

>>14866631
Liberals and bleeding hearts are not welcome

>>14866912
this is discrimination, i will inform the police of this facist nazi meet i demand that my rights of a wheelchair user be met.

>>14866951
sorry no speak english pls not harass me

so whats the age range of people attending?

i guess I'm the oldest at 56?

can my carer attend?

>>14867035
Nobody's going to be younger than 18 (hopefully) so there's your lower bound

>>14867035
28fag here

>>14867035
I'm 27.

>>14867035
just turned 16 and got my 50cc ped so I can't wait to attend, anyone mind buying me some ciggies if we pass a tesco?

I kid mid 20's here

>>14866593
google maps it, there is a free car park across the road. we meet there. half 10 sharp

>>14867363
half 10 for northern cunts, all us patrician southerners will meet at 3-4pm so we don't have to leave before breakfast.

Yes you heard it lads, two meets.

One for northern plebs at 10-11am

One for southern patricians at 3-4pm

Note: there will be free tea and biscuits at the southern meet.

Who is in agreement?

>>14867388

Since when was Derbyshire northern?

It's 2 and a half hours South from me! I may as well go to the Southerns meet!

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>>14866813
Bollocks. Have fun in Frogland though.

>>14867388
An early start allows us to have a laugh and be home in bed ready for work the next day, you can have a pint for breakfast anyway

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Greetings from your friends over the pond at Chicag/o/!

I wish you guys the best of hooning and that you can laugh in the faces of /int/. Hope to see some good shots!

>>14867857
[spoiler]it will flop like the last one[/spoiler]

[doublespoiler]i know spoilers don't work[/doublespoiler]

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>>14867912

>mfw Brit Br/o/ 2016 meet is a huge success.
>For years after Brit Br/o/ meet is attended like a religious pilgrimage.
>Achieves legendary status amongst car enthusiast.
>Eventually Brit Br/o/ meet has stands at major car festivals around the country.
>Goodwood Festival of Speed is renamed Goodwood Festival of Brit Br/o/
>Jeremy Clarkson dies in a fit of rage as British Car Scene turns into a sea of autists fawning over Japanese Shitboxes.
>Anime stickers and Black Ice air fresheners become integral parts of British Motorsport.

>>14866575
top kek. i actually had to check

30 mimutes meeting

faggotdetector off the charts!

>>14866874
Ok I'll post something in a relevant thread next week.

>10.30AM On a Sunday
>L I T E R A L L Y having to wake up at 5AM to make it

Can we have it a non-autistic time pls.

Is there a whatsapp or some shit for non-autismo contact.

>>14868184
>struggles to wakeup at 5am

spotted the student

>>14868201
It's fine I just won't go to sleep :^)

>>14868132
its a meet followed by a 2 hour drive across some high rated hooning roads

>>14866631
No one will go over 20mph so as not to offend any cyclists or the environment.

>>14868367
Also no engines over 1.6L and turbos are not allowed.

Decibel limit on all exhaust mufflers will be enforced on site by trained wardens equipped with the right detection equipment.

High octane is also strongly restricted and anyone found to be using petrol over 96 RON will be forwarded to the relevant authorities under suspicion of dangerous driving.

>>14868385
I have emailed the Derbyshire constabulary and a traffic officer has agreed to come down and give us all a 3 hour lecture on speed awareness in the pub function room. I hope this is ok with you all.

Reminder that the pub won't be open till 12 for the carvery but when the owners see all of us taking up the parking spaces they might open up early only just to see of ride away in the distance blaring out eurobeat

>>14868413
wait is this a car meet or are we all going for a meal now?

>>14868385
Mine's a 1.6 Turbo, and filled up with good petrol (Not tesco value shit) I'm still going, fuck the police

>>14868422
A car meet followed by a drive but with the meeting time being 10:30 the pub won't be open unless we get some mad banter in until they open

>>14868413
>Meeting at a carvery at 10.30am
>People have to set off at retardo times
>Carvery doesn't even open until 12
>Who the fuck even eats Sunday dinner at 10.30 anyway desu lads

Can we meet at 12 familias, honestly that just means we'll be driving toegay at 2pm which is better anyway and I wont be hungry for gravy after a 3 hour drive at 10am.

I'll be printing and bringing anime stickers to buy at the meet

I accept payment in bitcoins or reddit upvotes

I'll be the one in the hi-vis and hard hat [safety first lads]

>>14868476
this

>>14868476
This. I'm a Scottish student and I'm not actually sure the time I have to wake up in exists.

shall i just bring hi vis vests for every to wear?

please also make sure you bring your driving licenses, proof of tax and insurance. so we can check that everyone is 100% legal before commencing the controlled 20mph drive.

>>14868523
Also bring the v5 document for the car you are driving

>>14868533
Jokes on you it's always in my car because I always get pulled over :^)

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Anyone selling pic related? I might actually turn up if so

>>14868533
yes very true, perhaps everyone can bring their MOT certificate too

that we can check that everyones vehicles are completely road legal, we can also arrange the vehicles by safety.

so any vehicles with any defects or advisories on the MOT like low tyres or worn bushes can drive at the back of the controlled driving experience in case of any issues. also anyone with just third party insurance have to drive at the back and under no circumstances go above the 20mph limit (especially defect vehicles as this may prove fatal)

fun through safety gentlemen

>>14868554
jokes on you i will remember your reg then steal your car and sign the v5 in your name

>>14868559
I actually work in digital print for a living and I can make what ever the hell you want and print it to whatever the hell size you want familia.

>>14868476
>driving toegay at 2pm on a sunday

may as well get our nans to drive us to the tea shop with all the sunday driving that will be going on

>>14868634
>Implying it will matter given the cars that are actually going to show up

I don't think a single car coming will make 0-60 in under 10 seconds t.b.h familia

Unless we go saturday night its going to be touge at like 4-6pm

>>14868650
my e30 will famalam

>>14868650
m-my car does a 8 second 0-60...

really I just don't want to get stuck behind the afternoon cyclists that have spread round all decent country roads like a cancer these last few years.

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>>14868663
Alright, 9 seconds lad

>>14867627
cheers fellow /o/tist

>>14868669
>Go out for a drive this afternoon
>Some fucking failing marraige middle aged couple cycling
>Cycling SIDE BY SIDE on a TWISTY COUNTRY ROAD
>Don't even go single file when I come along

I think they were just trying to commit suicide to escape the doldrums of their shite married life boys.

I like the ideas of selling the stickers and what not, fuck it, why don't we go even earlier and go to a carboot sale or set one up at the pub?

>>14868711
That sounds autismo as fuck

Turn up at 12.30 so the carvery is actually fucking open

If people really want stickers I can bring some, they are free, I will even stick them on if you want.

Maybe turn up even later so us NEETs/Students who aren't used to waking up early stand a chance.

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>>14868675
i need to do a 0-60 on it, but it's just under 300bhp m8

>>14868730
SR20DET Swap?

>>14868725
We never planned to eat, it was just some pub a guy suggested near the tick, then some other guy wanted a pre-drive pint. It was never "spend 2 hours eating a full on meal with some strangers from a finnish recycling collective".

Anyone here want to bring me an SR20 engine? I'll happily suck some cock for one, Mrs Micra needs one.

So at the end of this road, what happens? Do we find a pub and get shitfaced together?

>>14868822
an orgy

>>14868743
CA18DET, S13 engine.

It's a long debate on CA18 vs SR20 but basically parts are harder to find then a sr20 but has a stronger iron block instead, revs to 9k as it has a better flowing head design.

After this goes pop then i may go SR20DET if i can't find another CA18DET.

>>14868838
What can we expect at this orgy?

>>14868822
We take turns on danny, fastest to slowest.

>>14868845
>When it goes pop
What sketchy tune do you have on it, it shouldn't be going pop. Those engines are decently tough.

Micras are gonna dominate the touge t.b.h mate though, it's all about balance

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>>14868675
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY!

>>14868743
ca18det

>>14868856
Orgasms hopefully

>>14868862
well it shouldn't but they're old engines now so you never know. it's in a 3 door e30 so it's pretty balanced, only a 1.8 so pretty light engine too.

Sounds likes touge battle talk to me m8, up hill or down? do we race pink slips?

>>14869092
Nah, its a fuel economy race.

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>British /o/ meet
>90% of cars are FF shitbox hothatches
>pileup of fords and hondas on the first touge corner as they understeer off the road
>Only a handful of FR/MR and AWD cars left on the road
>MR Snap oversteers into a hedge
>AWD runs out of petrol since driver couldn't afford the £40 a gallon cost
>FR's passed 12 speed cameras on the way and get a £2000 increased insurance premium, £400 of tickets each and revoked license
>Chris' face when he gets his disability benefits cheque handed to him in his wheelchair at the pub

you know its how its gonna play out boys.

>>14869113
Well shit.

>>14868559
Just order one off http://watracing.com they are like 50p mate and take a week to get here

>>14869126
I've already spun out and crashed my Micra twice, I can't wait too do in front of the internet and become the next treequinox

>>14869152
Treequinox doesn't have shit on you because you can literally buy another micra same day.
MicraBoy
(I'd trip but I'm on mobile app)

>>14869173
Which STI did treequinox wrap a tree with.

>>14869152

May all your dreams come true desu...

guys i am a bit on sure of the layout of the days structure

do we each get a set time of talking about ones car, like do we get a 15 min slot each to talk to the group about our car then proceed onto the next person?

also how do we know who is talking first and last perhaps we go by age or height? if so could we get a pre-schedule of who is talking and when?

do we use cash or card to pay for fuel? also do we have a meet and greet period where we all have to introduce ourselves to eachother, do we shakehands during this acquaintance?

this whole meeting concept is new to me, so would it be possible to bring a carer or my doctor?

>>14869304
>4chan meets
>structure
m8 we just turn up and see what happens

sometimes there's an orgy, sometimes not
sometimes anons get on, sometimes they don't
the only thing that is constant with 4chan meets is that they are always utter shite

>>14869444
the regular american ones seem fine
also checked

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It's tradition that one or more cars get rekt at every /o/ meet

WHO WILL IT BE

>>14869610
Pls not MR2

>>14869444
>m8 we just turn up and see what happens
Can confirm. This is how Chicag/o/ happened and it worked out in the end. Just look for young people huddling around a small Japanese Toyota. That's how I found the /o/tists amongst a sea of boomers, posers, and general hooligans.

>>14869642
>MR2
Are you retarded?

I think it will all be fine. Always assume quite a lot of people will flake and you won't be disappointed when there's six of us honing. Camerafags welcome ofc

How awkward is it going to be when Danny and Black Will meet and Danny's like, "u-u...uh s-senpai, y-y-you are w-will?"

>>14869890
Not very I guess, they'll just kiss and be in love.

Are MR2s really cheap in the UK?

Got a totally ruined one for £700 once and used it as a commuter til it came time for MOT

Scots, blacks and the entire population of Wales.

>>14869200
i dont remember but it was a 2.5L (non turbo?) with 2 doors. might have been a blobeye

>>14870041
And looking at the rest of the thread; we've ticked all the diversity boxes.

Just need to make sure we have the proper spoon licences for the Carvery, and that we've paid Auntie Beeb for the tellie licence

>>14870443
>implying i dont tell the tv license company my 50" tv is just for PC use

>bump for Monday morning neets

Anime Stickers

Is staying overnight an option there?

>>14874384
If there isn't a local hotel where I can stay then I may not come because I want to get shitfaced with a bunch of anons.

>>14874496
That actually sounds really fun, would consider

>>14874496
Yeah I'm up for that, would be a right laugh.

>>14870014

Bought mine for £200

>>14875423
>>14874525
>>14874496
>>14874384
it's on a sunday lads don't you lot work too?

>>14875529
Booking time off to the pick up the missus on the way home and chill for a week

>>14875529
Yeah but its so far down the line that surely most people who wanted to get ~~rekt~~ can book it off if they'd like.

>>14875541
>>14875533
true true, but then what happens if you take a day off work, book and pay for a hotel room then only two people turn up, whom only stay the afternoon...

>>14875548
Well, I guess I'd go on Craigslist and find some local boypucci.

>>14875554
sleep in your car and have an early morning carvery too for the drive back home.

>>14875554
Local boipucci has all been booked already, m8. They're planning to do a roaring trade on anons rejected by Danny

>>14875607
Well the Micra certainly is comfy with the seats back. Anyone actually been to that pub to eat before? I hope its good otherwise I'm going to be loading up on burger king on the way back.
>>14875833
I shall be putting forward my application in that case!

>>14875895
tripping now. do you have the 1.3 because if so you know we have to race

>>14876002
Nah man, 1.0. Really curious to see what the 1.3 can do.

We will still race though!

still wondering if theres any south wales/west country dwellers down for an impromptu meet relatively soonish

>>14876023
its a hugely noticeable difference

>>14876002
>>14876023
So, it's going to be a Micra that gets wrecked

>>14876042
They're 89BHP and 89Nm aren't they?

It must rip, I realise mines only a 1.0 but its fucking shit on every other econobox I've raced, I love the way it goes, its like a two stroke, utterly gutless and then suddenly you hit the high end brap.

>>14876048
How would you even wreck a Micra. If these are the boxy ones, they don't die unless a cam belt snaps or similar catastrophe

>>14876061
You're making us look bad in front of the Americans. Also, the bike I'm bringing makes like 5hp less than that lol

>>14876062
>Understeering into a wall or tree while racing.

Yeah, that'll fuck it up

>>14876071
Its just because I'm poor everyone, don't worry!

B-but I beat a Gpz500 once!
Admittedly, he had just dropped a valve. Still a fair race though I'd say.

>>14876084
Actually from my experience the Micra actually oversteers, the back just doesn't give a fuck where it's going

>>14876062
>How would you even wreck a Micra
If they're a shit driver racing a Micra without power steering, easily.

>>14876023
Can't wait to see the world's slowest drag race desu senpai

>>14876048
if one does wreck a replacement will be bought same day since theyre just that cheap
>>14876061
1275cc is 74hp the second facelift 1348cc is 84hp
race a non turbo starlet and you'll get beat but only by maybe half a car length
>>14876062
we're talking about the K11 90s shape one. engines are (camchain not cambelt) actually indestructible its the shitty rusty shell that lets it down

>>14876094
Change the back wheels for sofa castors for maximum shit and giggles.

Rank the cars from best to worst.

>>14876101
if you wanna see the worlds slowest drag race ill be sure to put a wooly jumper in my intake

>>14876115
I'll be sure to get some trays from burger king on the way up.
>>14876101
Yeah man, 0-60 in just two new insurance premiums.

>>14876128
>Burger King trays.

Oh, the joys of hooning it around with them.

What should I bake? I can make pretty good Macarons (with fillings of your choosing).

>>14876105
I've never looked into it. My mum had a 1.0 automatic in the late 90s and it was awful and died coming back from Devon, she claimed it was a cam belt or something.

>>14876087
>gpz
>500cc
>twin
>less than 50hp
The GPX isn't fast, but it's not as slow as a GPZ, lol.

>>14876150
Space cakes, then call the police when we set off and get everyone nicked.

>>14876150
strawberry jam filling. no exceptions
>>14876152
n-cvt gearbox probably blew up theyre absolute dogshite

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>>14876150
>>14876161
I think I'll bake the "shells" and bring some options along. Then you can bring your own filling if you want something specific or are paranoid about pic related.

>>14866138
Having remembered that, and the goddamn Birmingham ring road with my satnav beeping at me and having to maintain exact distance behind someone to stop some other cunt pushing in, and having to drop 30MPH instantly or risk a fine when the signs all change?
I can't be fucking bothered to go up there and back twice in two weeks.

Especially since someone seems to have erased me from the spreadsheet.

>>14876117

>Motor bicycle
>Mid-engined Corolla
>Only Beamer you can afford
>Fiesta with fisting badges
>The only car more hairdresser than an MX-5
>""""""""Sporty"""""""" Celica
>The favoured runabout of members of the nazi party in the 1930s. hopelessly out of date and driven by a moron.
>Car only used by middle aged muslim women to go to Morrisons
>A car that contains the only 'sporting' credentials here. Now on it's 17th owner and filled with rice and sorrow
>Gay car of the year 2015
>The mighty Nee-san 1.0 l pile of hell

No real order here. Guess which ones are which :^)

>>14876188
Who's erased you? Who are you?

>>14876221
>tfw avoided a roasting

>>14876221
Well clearly this is just an inverted list of best to worst.

>>14876185
i was going to put semen as a danny oriented joke but it seems i wont be eating your macaroons now
>>14876188
just add yourself back some downie probably did it by accident
>>14876221
you're forgetting the mightier 1.3 riced pile of hell

>>14876244
Getting your plums pummeled into a fine dust and being essentially a push bike that shits out smog is punishment enough. At least you're not the posh cunt

>>14876278
And being the only one who pulls. And not Danny, either.

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>>14876286
Pulling your head under the 1.3 l Micra speedster? I suppose you're spot on there.

Have all the ethnics identified themselves on the signup sheet?

>>14876299
I hope there's a slight undulation in the road and your track rod ends fall off.

>>14876320
The same one that turns you into a red and spandex smear across the hooning road?

>>14876352
>implying spandex
>implying I will be wearing anything but daisy dukes and comfy slippers
Be sunny out m8

I changed the wording on the spreadsheet to "from 10.30am" because of whiny Southern folks

>>14876364
>>14876352
in all fairness can we appreciate how funny a classic beetle chasing two micras and a GPX600 would look

>>14876276
Don't worry. Macarons are far more delicate than brownies, they'd never rise if I did that.
Plus I'm not a disgusting Americunt.

>>14876404
>classic
>beetle
Classic doesn't just mean "old"

>>14876463
its a universally loved piece of automotive history. you not liking it doesnt not make it a classic car

Is everyone contributing to the slagposting at the bottom of the spreadsheet? Thanks chaps

Make a new thread pls chaps, this one is on 302 replies. Include spreadsheet link and banner in OP. Good luck.

>>14876509
ill do it

>>14876526
nice one will

>>14876526
take your time

>>14876648
wont let me use the same banner since it matches this thread so i can either edit the old one or let this one 404

>>14876664
put slags on it

>>14876664
make one pixel white and use it

>>14876678
or this ofc

>it's still not done
He is black, I guess.

>>14876711
we've only just hit bump limit tho, it's not 300 anymore

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>>14876710
NEW THREAD

>>14876720
news to me senpai

>>14876731
top man. sorry for calling you black