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First for squids.

guys jimmy's body was found in the river Torrens today... RIP

>>14702832
why are they called squids?

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>>14702847

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>>14702847
>>14702851

>>14702850
Short for 'squirly kid'

>>14702850
I've heard it comes from the phrase "squirrelly kid".

My guess is that phrase came from observing riders who did not learn how to corner well chopping the throttle during turns, causing the bike to become unstable and squirrelly.

>>14702643 #
Luksusowa as the ither guy said, best pure vodka, only popular one made from potatoes, lowest headache per shot of any vodka imo

otherwise zytnia is good stuff too

What's everyone doing this easter long weekend?

I'm going to try and fix the ticking noise my fuel injectors seem to be making.

>>14702871
>>14702858
I thought it was about them being dumb cunts and not wearing the correct gear

>t-shirt and shorts are clearly the right choice for riding motorbikes

>>14702891
Working

>>14702897
That's what squids do, it's become the byword for that over the years.

>>14702897
Dont know how they do it. Rode in tshirt, shorts and thongs with an aussie flag on my back for australia day and I felt naked

>>14702891
family, chruch and fasting lad

>>14702910
Sounds boring af

>>14702910
>tfw going to eat a fat steak tomorrow night
Feels so wrong but so fucking good

>>14702891
>could go see extended family
or
>stay home alone while family goes to see extended family

I'd throw a party but don't have any friends.

I found a god machine
https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Mazda-MX-5-1999/SSE-AD-3705184

>>14702922
>invited to party with workmates tomorrow
>Been stalking the facebook page waiting for someone I know to say they are going
Might just show up wasted and hope I can make some friends.

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>>14702786
cop tyres, cop shocks and its the model before catalytic converters so it runs good on regular gas

did we pick jimmy's next car yet?

>>14702927
>incredibly economical on fuel.
No power then

>>14702928
>Might just show up wasted and hope I can make some friends.

not the right way to make friends but good luck faggot

>>14702930
astra convertible #3

>>14702934
only if turbo

>>14702933
It works in night clubs

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wog pages are funny

>>14702910
>fasting
Get out.

>>14702947
Whats this?

>>14702950
>plz
gais plz, plz gaiis my fule save my feul plz

>>14702891
Mates b'day party tonight.

Dunno how much booze will be there because I wanna take an uber and get a little drunk there.

Do Ubers let you stop by a bottle-o on the way or is that considered a douchey thing to ask them?

>>14702947
list of shit for jimmy?

>>14702952
why?

>>>/b/675609948
>My Friday:
>> live in New South Wales (AU)
>> on way to travel agent to pick up tickets to go to Colorado (holiday of getting high)
>> get random drugged tested on the way there
>> its ok cause haven't smoked in days
>> tests positive because cops now test for presence (lasts 7-14 days), not intoxication
>> gets criminal record
>> denied travel overseas to where weed is legal
>> oh and i fell down the stairs and broke my arm
What the fuck is wrong with our country

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>>14702966
>break the law
>but it was like a week ago xD it dont count
holy fuckin shit dude

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/southern-river/cars-vans-utes/2007-subaru-liberty-wagon-spec-b-gt/1104945585

Y/N?

Wanna talk down to 15k if I can.

>>14702972
>implying this is me
Still fucked mate. You're just so cucked by our government you cant see it

>>14702976
>wagon
dropped

>>14702977
well i'm not a 15 year old so i dont smoke weed

>>14702982
M8

>>14702966
>do something illegal
>get caught
>"waaa i'm bring punished"

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i'm in nz atm cunts.
why do all the maoris have subarus?

>>14702997
cus they're choice cuz

>>14702891
Heading to my first bush doof Anon, if anyone here is heading to one in Victoria this weekend they're probably going to the same one.

>>14702997
Pls go have a three way with catboy and co. then post pics

>>14702997
huh, i thought they all had doritoes

also been browsing outside of /dat/ recently, just how many fucking cars have you owned?

>>14703008
Alot
The majority of them don't run

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>>14702997
where in NZ are you? should come to hamptons tomorow. id pay your entry fee to take the ?rental car? on the skidpan

As for maoris all with subarus. because theyre all a bunch of fat cunts and its the only thing that'll cart their fat ass around with all their family also mad blow off valve sounds.

>>14703014
manurewa

>Saw a C4 vette stoplight drag a R34 just then
Only in straya.

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>>14703008
not maoris. doritos are way too expensive for them.

Also Celica's and civics are super common with them.

Actually that brings up another point does Aus have the "cuz bus" phenomenon? where alot of maori or pacific islander families own a MPV to cart around their fat ass, their kids fat ass and all the cousins fat asses to whatever buffet parlour theyre going to?

Theyre so fucking common the cops started buying them cheap for parking on the side of the road with a speed camera INSIDE the MPV

Theyre almost always fuck ugly 90's spaceships too.

>>14702891
Drinking, Fucking GF anywhere but our parents houses because families are up, maybe down bush behind a tree kek and doing shit i've meant to do for weeks but work took over.

>>14703017
hahahha holy fuck what are you doing in manurewa? i knew you were black but fuckin ay

hahaha.

Anyway, you interested in getting in on the skidpan in whatever car you have?

>>14703029
gfs' family has a 4WD Bongo and Elgrand
can confirm

>>14703036
I'm just here with the gf visiting famil, and doing baby things.
Flight to Bris is the day after

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>>14703040
ahh, thats a shame.

i hired the skidpan from 4pm till 8pm for friday, gonna have some skids with m8's.

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>>14703036
So yeah. I don't have a rental.
It sucks but we'll be busy all day.

I want to come back for the stock cars.

>>14703056
How much did it cost? SA fags should all chip in to hire out malalallala for the day

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>>14703056
Is manurewa especially shit or something?
It looks fairly nice.

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>>14703059
did you go to waikaraka to watch the stockcars?

shame you dont have a car to borrow.

>>14703077
south aucks is mostly nigs and a shit area, it has some nicer spots, but theyre few and far between.

>>14703067
$300 for 4 hours i think. its a 100m by 50m pad

they recently changed all their pricing though, we got in on the old deal.

Theres 15 or so of us going, paid $50 each to also cover cone hire to run the two autocross tracks we want.

>>14703096
I only arrived yesterday and spent the next 15 hours in bed

>need to leave for work in an hour
>Not even sure if I'm working due to maccas rostering bullshit
Fun. At least its wet so I can rip a fat skid if I'm not

kiwis

29.2% of the population having a BMI above 30. This number has worsened since the WHO’s 2010 report where the nation sat at 26.5%. Here poverty and obesity have been closely linked with the blame largely placed on how much cheaper junk food is than fresh fruit and vegetables.

>>14703123
>tfw 20 bmi
Perfect for muh power:weight

>>14703123
heres what i dont get.

how are these people getting fat while being poor. junkfood isnt that cheap, its often more expensive for an actual meal, while for the same price as 1 good takeout meal i can make like 3 or 4 massive batches of stirfry that include good veg.

I dont think its the price of fast food that does it. its cheaper to cook at home.

>>14703123
Having KFC this very minute

>>14703005
hah me and catass are gonna be in aucks this weekend, going to watch superman vs batman.

>>14703149
>some nigger eating KFC
That's a shocker. I would be more suprised if you went all day without raping someone on the bus.

>>14703182
Good point, since he's moving to japan he should practice his public transport rape game

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>>14703149

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>>14703182
I don't actually like KFC.
It's an affront to traditional chicken and chips shops everywhere.
But they went out and bought it so i'm eating it. It's called being polite

>>14702947
>oil change $40 labour
I'm in the wrong line of work

>>14703206
I'm just fucking with you anyway, you are still my favorite coconut scented rapist.
>chicken & chips
Dafuq? I thought it was fish & chips.

>>14703219
nah cunt, you're forgetting about the universal quarter chicken & chips.
I'll have a leg thanks, wings are for faggots.

>>14703219
chicken and chips is also a thing

>>14703226
Leg master race.

>>14703235
>>14703226
The only reason you fags like legs is because it reminds you of sucking dick.
Wings are god tier.

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>>14703228
Apparently so.
>tfw have to avoid delicious fried foods because of crohn's disease

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>>14703244
>actually wanting less meat

>>14703029
>cuz bus

We call them sole vans

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>>14703260
barbecue cunt
>tfw the first thing i'm doing in straya is buying a grill

>>14703244
option of
>a dry tasteless stringy breast
>juicy succulent oily thigh
I know what I'm choosing.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glnLQ4htqjQ

credit where its due, this was okay

>>14703261
You have to work harder for it with wings as well, worst of both worlds.

>>14703226
>>14703228
>>14703219

I work at chicken and chip shop
Ask me anything.

>>14702824
>Prime 7 News Wagga

Why are people posting pictures of me? Furthermore, how did I end up as a Comfit generated criminal profile?

>>14703273
Do you "accidentally" miss calculate and put too much produce in the fryer half an hour before closing?

>>14703273
What's better, wings, leg or breast?

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>>14703288
bewbs

>>14703284
Sometimes ;)

>>14703284
Not him but when i was 15 i worked at KFC as a fry cook and i would always do it before 9 so i could take home a shitload of dirty bird.

I was banging one of the front of house birds as id get her to toss on extra nuggies because god damn dirty bird nuggies are the best shit ever.

>No days off in 6 weeks
>Get 4 days off for easter
>Plan on doing all these cool things etc
>Will probably end up playing csgo and gta online and drinking alone

After these 4 days i will have fucked my routine badly. Usual bed time is 10pm and it's already 1:30am and I'm not tired.

>>14702438
My only problem is steering box and that it's not super windy road spec. But it's not meant for that

>>14702656
I don't really want a landbarge tho. Charger would be specced for fast straight lines most likely as fast corners are expensive for them

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someone in melbourne should crash into this wall again

you would probably make it onto the news

friendly reminder that gnocchis is not pastas, is potatoes

>>14704215
just put a sticker on it, for the retardeds

>>14704237
Glad to see I'm not the only one who can't sleep

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>>14704263
dont usually come by at this time because its dead every morning but i had to say something

>>14704282
man, that chopper pic reminded me
got triggered as fuck by this fukken comedian who dresses up as chopper and does comedy shows, in the full voice and everything too

>>14704215
no one gives a shit

>>14703602
what's wrong with the steering box? I know it's recirculating ball or whatever but what does that mean

also I reckon it'd still be good in the twisties, you can buy joocier sways too

>>14703040
>Flight to Bris is the day after
so you in country earlier after all? thought you'd come to Straya nearer the end of the year.

>>14706027
fuck off krautkunt
>hey guys, I want to buy this car that's solely owned by hoons, dolebludgers and derros
>hey guys why are they all fucked up

>>14706088
get fucked faggot

>>14706095
no thanks, if I wanted to get fucked i'd go to cologne

>>14706113
>>14706113
you clearly know more about Köln than i will ever have to care

>>14706210
stop speaking turkish or i'll get the mortein b again

Muslim hijab wearing cunt in Holden Cruze kept trying to speed past me in 80 zone I kept speeding up.

Eventually merge into 1 lane I sped up and took the lead easily she starts tailgating.

Touch the brakes for 3 seconds she fucking almost necks herself swerves about a whole lane space around but doesnt go off the road still maintains course.

goes like 110 in 70 zone up the road where 1 lane turns into 3.

top kek muslim degerate got fucking destroyed.

got her rego can i go to cops and claim this cunt is speeding and almost crashed into me

or do they need video proof and my word is not enough?

>>14706412
If there are enough reports against her, they'll start to look into it. Usually they won't give a fuck unless there's a definitive video of it though or if multiple people reported the same incident on the same day.

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>>14706559
meh around 5 other cars around but doubt they reported

oh well no harm done she wasn't going to hit me or anything but saw she was a muslim cunt so i didnt let her go lmao

after brake checking her i put my finger out the window to wave it side by say as to say "no no no" but the widnow was too strong so my finger just stood there probably thought i was doing the TAK BIR

>>14706412
>drivers wearing hijabs

avoid at all costs

if they represent the standard of driving among fundamentalist muslim females, then I understand why saudi arabia won't give them licences

>>14706412
You broke several laws you stupid fuck
Brake checking, really? This isn't America cunt. Fuck off and stop trying to act righteous

>>14706810
fuck off hazim

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sup fernando

>>14705670
It's just not as precise as a rack. The non-V8 models have racks and everyone says it's fantastic. The E30 and mokes all have razor sharp steering too, so I think it'd be a bit disappointing.
Everything else about the car is titties tho, aside from the work to take shit apart

>>14707005
swap racks?
could always get a 530i sport, 175kw stock or something, turbo/v8 swap or whatever, get a wagon one for bonus points too

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>>14707087
If I'm getting an E39 it's going to be an M. Otherwise I'd get an E34 M5, even tho we only had the 3.5 ones.

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>>14707107
>not getting the E34

>>14706810
lol muslim cunt got rekt.

brake check? oh officer i meant tapped my brake to main current speed since it was down hill i didn't even decrease any speed at all since i tapped it lighty


hohoh muzzi cunt got destroyed. also had a 12-13 year old girl in passenger.

would have laughed so hard if they went flying.

>>14707116
If we got 3.8s then I would

>>14702891
>staying inside and waiting for all the normies to fuck off back to work on tuesday

ree

>>14707305
Stay off the roads falcunt you are a hazard to everyone.

>tfw spent an hour and a half washing the 'Woo

I'd be surprised if someone actually buys it honestly.

>>14707107
http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Mercedes-Benz-C43-1998/SSE-AD-3720275/?Cr=3

don't bitch it m8.probs faster than an m5 too
>inb4 autistic "muh manuel transmission" comments

>>14707107
that is such a /hektik/ photo

>>14707494
>>inb4 autistic "muh manuel transmission" comments
He wants a fun car to have fun in tho

>>14707494
while I'd still prefer a manual, a car like that in auto makes sense to me t b h

>>14707591
>209kw
>in a sub-1600kg car
>not fun

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>>14707672
>ruining it with manual

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>mfw I keep one of these fake vests in my car
>whenever I get into road rage from some other fags fault who's behind me
>pull up at light
>exit vehicle put this on
>go to my boot make it look like im busy pulling out something let them have a good look at the vest
>take out this black tube which is just plastic to make them thing its a gun or knife or w/e
>they shit themselves that look in their face

hopefully one day i dont get my head destroyed by real bikies :o

>>14707494
>225KW
>1570KG
>auto
>Mercedes
Nothing is making it desirable desu

>>14707808
weren't you posting the other week that you want a v8 because they make so much power
it's same power as an ls1 but smaller displacement and less oilburning

>>14707865
I was not

>>14707983
You were m8 don't fucken lie cunt

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wch ute is gud

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>>14708071
im biased

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>>14708071
mighty boy

>>14708071
Holden makes a better chassis, Ford makes a better engine.

>>14702850
Just like the squid in the ocean. It is fast in a straight line but has to turn while going slowly.

This squirrely kid bullshit is just that, bullshit.

>>14702850
When they fall off and get scraped in half their intestines are like the tentacles of a squid

>>14703265
Nah mate, they are bongo vans.

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>>14708311
I drive a rodeo now so I wasn't planning on getting another.

I'd been considering a ranger however

>>14708253
With a towing capacity of a bucket of sand.

>>14702891
do you by any chance own a diesel?

>>14706210
are you in brisbane?

>>14708311
TFW I want a Holden with a Ford engine in it so I can have the very worst of both world's.

>>14708527
>Rodeo
>lolden

It's an Isuzu, m8.

>>14708668
>tfw no turbo Barra swapped VE SSV ute

I'd probably get bashed by angry purist bogans every time I opened the bonnet though.

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give me 1 good reason not to get a comfy boat like an ls400

>>14706027
I still have to go back to china because I have a bunch of shit in storage I need to ship

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>drive over kerbing for fun
>glovebox opens
>radio turns to mandarin am talkback station
>red stop light illuminates on dashboard
>doors fall off

>>14708902
Good ol Peugeot, tre fantasteec build quality.

>>14708723
You could get the 300 and become dagumi

>>14708237
>tfw trying to work on a ford

Had a mini oh shit im fucked moment today, did 160 under a P2P camera today but we cool, went on sa gov/sapol website and they dont record actual speed.

>>14708237
Why would you get it in Taxi White m8?

>>14709014
Those cameras are fucked. People will do 10 under for the entire stretch they run. This kills the traffic.

Worth it just to see teens in a skyline sitting just off the road to bring their average down after flying through half of it

>>14702847
i'm probably going to get meme responses, but can someone explain to me who the fuck jimmy was

>>14709077
He's a shitty tripfag who has gained his own little cult of shit posters. No matter what advice we give him he still makes bad choices car wise.

>>14709100
is he still around? I lurk here pretty unhealthily and I haven't seen a tripfag with jimmy in it

>>14709108
Probably, he never really leaves here only detrips. Saw him shitpost a few days ago. His current car is fucked though so probably explains the lack of posting

>>14709014
The majority of those cams are just for monitoring those big bad law breaking truck drivers. They are 100kmh speed limited by law.

p2p cameras use sensors underground, you won't know until it's too late

keep speeding to mountain roads, and take your plates off if you're going for a top speed run

How can I turbo wagon for ~6K?

>>14709128
there is a point to point on the federal highway, countless times i have blasted through the length of it at an average of at least 140kmh.. nothing

>tfw going 30 over past one way cameras on my bike
Feels good. I make sure to flip the bird every time in the hope that a human has to double check it

im working on making some tracks for mount dandy ~touge~ using harry's lap timer

ive been running up there quite a bit (but still learning the roads)

just driving a commo tho at the moment so best time on the downhill of mountain hwy is 3.44 (not crossing any lines) could easily go faster

would be nice to start up a time attack/racing group

>>14709157
should say i've been timing that number from the top of mountain hwy to the bus stop down the bottom where the residential area starts

>>14709135
Legnum vr4

>>14709135
Find an R31 wagon that hasn't been skidded to death and chuck a chinese turbo on it.

Or maybe a clapped out WRX wagon.

>can't decide on what car to buy
>keep searching while working
>end up with another 1k-2k saved by the end of the month, start looking for better cars
>can't decide on what car to buy

help me m8s

can't get out of this cycle

>>14709177
keep going until you get a GTR

guys guys relax, it took a week but my dealer got back to me.

ATTN: BLDC

What's a fair price to get a 5 valve head reconditioned? Taking into account a new gasket kit, ARP head studs, and all clearances fixed?

>>14709206
Degenerate

>>14709192
A skyline or a shit one?

>>14709207
About tree fiddy.

>>14709219
Well that ain't happening then.

>friend is a 'car guy'
>yelled at me for redlining my car
>Said it was going to blow
Why are people so stupid. It wasn't even limiter bashing

>>14709241
I had someone get mad at me for revving my bike past 10,000rpm. Tried to tell me it will just make less power past 10,000rpm and I'll blow the engine. Laughed in their face.

>>14709241
>>14709249
anon don't you know your engine will have instan catastrophic failure if you go past 3000rpm?

what do you mean engines are designed to rev until the redline once warmed, thats just ridiculous

>>14709249
peak power arrives at 12k.
red line is 14k
cut out is 16k

>>14709228
Just offer to suck a dick or two, I always drop my price if the owner is willing to suck a dick.

>>14709254
I'm going to be that fag right now
Peak power 14k
Redline 18k
Limiter 18.5k

Would work better if I had a 92 with the 19.5k limiter

>>14709254
>>14709258
Peak power at 12,500rpm. Can bump redline to 14,000rpm with race valve springs.

>>14709258
I think I make the same power at 3,500rpm that you make peak.

>>14709261
and how many cc's do you have?

>>14709261
>I think I make the same power at 3,500rpm that you make peak
The lams life is hard

>>14709263
998.

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How much would I be looking at to get a car repainted? Nothing crazy, just a recolour.

>>14709267
A few grand

no litre
no peter

so sayeth /dbt/

>>14709267
thousands

>>14709255
Not BLDC detected.

>>14709267
$1000 for a doors closed heap of shit job

$10,000 for something truly quality that won't look shit after a year, and where your engine bay and door jambs will match the rest of the car. They'll need to strip it completely though, like, remove the engine, interior, panels, etc until it's nothing more than a bare frame.

>>14709269
I fukked your mom feggit

so sayeth /dbt/

>>14709266
998cc vs 249cc

>hurr durr i make your bikes at power at 3.5k rpm, you must own such a shit bike let me make fun of you ahahah

>>14709249
>tfw peak power on mine is at 6k rpm bit will rev to 10k

>>14709273
sounds like /dbt/

>>14709274
power to weight dick swing?
0.27
and
0.22

>>14709269
998cc!=1liter

>>14709278
Actually it is 2mL less than 1L

>>14709276
0.11
Assuming kW

>>14709278
Shit man, he'd better go rebore that

>>14709283
No shit. Thats why it doesn't equal 1lt

>>14709286
I would, my V-Strom is a real liter bike. Not like those pretend 998cc i4's.

what would you cunts buy if you had 13k

>>14709304
Manual xr6 falcoon.

>>14709274
>implying I said shit bike
>missing the point
Defensive much? Just find it funny that those old i4 250s rev insanely high and you'll get dirty looks from any cager that hears you revving out thinking you're going a million miles an hour. Sound great.

>>14709286
There are +1 and +2 kits (1025/1050cc) but the performance boost is tiny.

>>14709304
Clean WRX wagon or Liberty GT wagon and put the rest towards a new bike.

>>14709304
interest rates in bank account
term deposit
maybe a managed fund

>>14709304
a nice clean 308 Kingswood

>>14709304
$13,000 of dick smith electronics vouchers

>>14709316
What's dick smith?

>>14709123
>>14709030
Yeah i realised that after 10mins of googling when i got home.
Im normally sensible but sometimes you gotta show civic drivers that this isnt the Shuto Expressway you're in Straya cunt.

Taking my dad out on a mopar cruise tommorow in the Valiant, need some song recommendations. He likes Jimi Hendrix, Cream and Silverchair, anything else i should add? getting a USB player installed in the Val tommorow, and he wants songs to try out on the way to the meet

>>14709321
No one knows anymore

>>14709304
>what would you cunts buy if you had 13k
I would put that 13k into an ETF or in some stable blue chips and let it build up a little, and take it back when I finally want to buy a house.

oh shit son

http://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/speed-camera-snaps-motorcyclist-in-shorts-and-t-shirt-coming-off-bike-in-wa/ar-BBqU3MG?li=AAgfYrC&ocid=mailsignout

>>14709345
Is that a hyosung?

>>14709345
I wonder if that means he still gets issued with a fine for traveling 12km/h over the limit, if they captured the plate of the bike.

>>14709310
Slightly unrelated but was going 40k's in a 50 zone on my way to work with no exhaust from the cat back.
An old man walking his dog started waving one of those dog ball throwing sticks at me whilst yelling slow down.

>>14709324
Going off of my old man who has CD's of who you mentioned I'd say Neil Diamond, Phil Collins, Bryan Adams and Roxy Music.

>>14709351
>no exhaust
>catback
Brave man

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>i got my fulls

try to use fulls in another context besides car licensing in australia.

>>14709361
Thats a pretty small tyre

>>14709324
>Dad remarries a bit over a decade ago
>Wife is a complete cunt
>Slowly takes everything away from him
>Sells all his possessions over time and replaces them with "her" stuff
>He realises what a cunt she is after years
>Divorces
>She has receipts for everything
>Takes the house
>Everything in it
>Both cars
>He gets the mortage
>She parks his pride and joy out front of where he moved to with a "For Sale" sign and sells it off to a lowballer
>Torches the other car
>He falls into depression and ends up moving to the middle of nowhere
>Don't have much contact with him anymore
>Drive out to see him
>Good day
>Start car
>Led Zeppelin III starts playing
>"...Is this Immigrant Song?"
>"Yeah"
>"...I haven't heard this in years!"
>Runs around to the passenger side
>Hops in
>Cranks the volume
>We end up sitting in the car chatting and listen to Led Zeppelin I II III and IV back to back

>Expect a nice quiet weekend while the family is away
>Instead cunt of a sister invites her friends around and talks about how they fuck their boyfriends all night
>One goes off for a root and toot
>All are fucking underage
>I just smoked a cone and tuned out
Should I dob them in or not? Parents would fuck her shit up for having people over at the least

>>14709367
>>Torches the other car
prove it, then do her for fraud or destruction of property etc

>>She has receipts for everything
use his own bank statements to prove he paid for them


either go hard and stay hard with divorce, or stay soft.
he's probably just broke cose he has no balls, or gave up half thru the divorce.

tldr, your dad is aCuCK

>>14709387
root them.

>>14709392
>underage
Not touching that shit

>>14709367
please spend more time with your dad

>>14709396
PTP is best P

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First for chink gf

>>14709388
>prove it, then do her for fraud or destruction of property etc
Don't see how it'd make a difference. She legally owned the car and torched it on her property.

>use his own bank statements to prove he paid for them
He didn't legally. She sold his things then bought new things with "her" money.

Keep in mind this was probably almost ten years ago now.

>>14709405
tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

>>14709396
brah, extortion. the x makes it sounds sexy, just like barely legal action

>>14709405
>same picture everytime
just gonna go pull a random chink pic from instagram and claim shes my gf, brb

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Dis muh gee eff

>>14709396
Where do you live?, I'll give em a go

>>14709432
4 Sussex St, Glenelg SA 5045

>>14709436
Rip not coming interstate for some puss

>>14709436
>4 Sussex St, Glenelg SA 5045
what a shit hole, no wonder your on the drugs

>>14709436
Fucking kek I just googled it, fucking cop shop

>>14709442
>>14709446
it was meant to be the police station but I think I fucked up

>>14709449
Serious though send me their undies

>>14709448
>>14709449
https://www.realestate.com.au/property/4-sussex-st-glenelg-sa-5045

>>14709387
you should tell their parents for sure anon. do the right thing.

>>14709452
>>14709449
>>14709448
>>14709446
>>14709436
sorry i was wrong, its "changing canvas" right next to the cop shop

Anyone here used Spoonr before? Too pussy for grindr/tinder

>>14709356
Also daily it. Rolling on stockies at the back, 19's at the front and p-plates and its a commodore, it kinda pisses me off as I get pulled over about once a month in my stock subie which i only drive sat sun.
The trick is to not drive on weekends.

>>14709366
Thats a TT bike by the looks of it.

>Want own place
>Mostly so I can watch anime on a big TV without needing to care about what others think
>Also so I can go hard with my japanese rubber pussies
>But feel like living with someone else with get me out of the house and shit
>Also 90% sure Im at the point where I'm just used to being lonely so dont feel it anymore
What do /dat/

>>14709454
Oh no people are having sex, what is this world coming too

>>14709487
if you're telling me you have access to a house you can buy without being in debt for 30 years, im all ears

But it sounds like you're ronery, i recommend splitting a flat with a few friends if you got any or any willing, its way more fun than being alone

>>14709498
one or more of which are underage which is against the law.

>>14709387
Bro her up man, me and my sister used to fight but now shes prrtty much my wingwoman with her friends.
>You should meet my brother you guys would be so cute together.
Smashed so much box, my sister was such a cunt before she was 18/19 but now shes a GOAT status bro.
Thats all youre gonna have when your parents die and she'll remember these things, let her know how much you could fuck her shit up and youre not going to though,
it builds trust and enables you to play the "remember that time" card if you fuck up in the future. Trust me dude.

>>14709502
Tonight's /dat/ anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyxLGSMtqtM

>>14709502
Underage having sex with their underage boyfriends?

If I rip a skid on a polished concrete floor aka the garage, how hard will it be to clean?

>>14709518
Naw son, 17 with a 21

>>14709522
Eh 4 years, only illegal if you get caught

Don't say you wouldn't do it if you had the chance

pizza guy is on the way

do i electrify the door?

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>>14709499
Not that guy but I wouldn't want to live with my friends. I would love to live by myself and just do shit my own way and at my own pace.

>>14709527
Strip naked and play porn in the background, act like theres an orgy going on in the background

>>14709527
Be sure to tip.

>>14709540
>only a tip
i give them the tip and the rest of my D

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>Friend comes in to maccas while I'm working
>Doodle homoerotic message into the lid of the box as our usual joke
>"Hey cutie, meet me around the corner in 5 for gobbies ;)"
>Burger goes off
>Out front take it
>But not to him
>They give it to someone in drive through
I'm fucked aren't I

>>14709542
Give him the
DA
VE

>>14709499
kek, if only. It would have to be rent. Only have 6K on hand right now and a car is going to come out of that eventually

>>14709530
This is what I want. Friends are cunts and wont move out anyway since they cant manage money

>>14709207
A 4age? Few hundred most likely. That's assuming clean > crack test > resurface > assemble

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lost my first demerit point

rip perfect record

>>14709540
your fedora.

>>14702891
ticking noise may not be fuel injectors but low engine oil. check your oil.

f e l l a s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn81EZz4VW0

>>14709522
>>14709502
why do people care about this shit? literally no one gives a fuck.

>put dick in 17 year old
>suddenly police bust down your door
not gonna happen. stop making up excuses!

>my sisters 16/17 year old friends are dating people as old as 26

>>14709641
well since 16 is the age of consent anyway it doesn't matter

>>14709641
>be a few years ago
>send girl a message asking if she would kiss me
>1 week later
>cops at my door
>her parents called in and reported me as a sexual predator
>only reason I didn't get in serious trouble was because I was also underage

>Driving home after gf gives me major blue balls after getting her into the mood for sex then move to back seat and theres all these farmers union milk things in the back of my car because brother is an addict.
>shit smells so bad puts gf off of car sex since everyone in our families is up for weekend
>convince her to give me bj and handjob until im almost done and she says she wants to go home
>dropped her home, fapped on the way home and cum bricks on my shirt etc
>cops pull me over, im wearing no pants covered in cum, cops say nothing and let me go

I'm drinking to forget it happened desu,

>>14709411
she has eyes, she has slanty little eyes

>>14709425
nice instagram filename bro

>>14709665
The real job was that its a trap.

What's the deal with LHD vehicles guys? For a long time I thought it had to be converted or driven under special registration (showcar or events only) but I've heard they're perfectly fine even for daily's.

I've got my eye on a LHD car at a dealership and the ad says it's registered, so what does that mean?

>>14709678
i know LHD in SA doesnt require special permits, its just registered like a normal car, the only requirements are its kept stock and its older than 25 years

But people dont daily LHD because its awkward for driving on the left side of road and cars that are LHD are usually yank shit and so are expensive as shit

>Going to visit friends farm for a week
>Dicking around on dirtbikes, getting fucked at the pub and farming
>Tempted to bring the mc22 along
>But 350km is a lot for a 250
The prospect of only one cop car in the town is attractive though. Would you do it dat?

>>14709594
Alrighty

Might ask them to knock off the gasket kit and the ARP studs and see if I can sort them myself, they want more than a grand if they're supplying that shit, it's a complete rip. The gasket kit alone they can only get for $575.00, but Sam Q sells it for $298.00.

>>14709619
Woo

>>14709172
>Find an R31 wagon that hasn't been skidded to death
we can't time travel back to the 90s m8

>>14709722
I rode ~400km of mostly twisties in a day on my Ninjette when I was on my L's, wasn't too bad other than my ass being diamonds and my inner thighs/lower back being sore from constantly moving from one side of the bike to the other.

350km isn't that bad, especially if it's straight lines.

If you take breaks you'll be fine.

>>14709727
Tell them to get fucked. Studs are $250 or so. Maybe even less. Gaskets are cheap.
Get them to clean, surface, crack test, then assemble the head. Will be cheap to get it assembled cause they'll do it quick

>>14709738
Might just get something to act as a seat cushion then.

Is the cost of getting a bike permit in victoria excessive now? $500 for a 2 day course and there's no other way to get one, also no guarantee of actually passing

>>14709759
if you werent in cucktoria you could get away without having a license

>>14709763
The situation right now is that you literally have to break the law in order to learn enough to pass a test that allows you to legally learn. I like this state but the roads are treated like a fucking religious artifact

>>14709753
The MC22 is a lot more leant over than the Ninjette so you might want to practice not putting all your weight into your wrists as well.

>>14709778
We're pretty much the worst state.
My rego came in and I still can't believe its $719.90.
The TAC charge is going up every year just for some shitty commercials.

>>14709798
>roads getting clogged up
>plans to build new infrastructure are stalled, cancelled, or take a spectacularly long time
>complain about it
>some fat middle age woman will be like "yeah well we should be moving to public tansport anyway"
>public transport is literally also imploding in front of our eyes
>price of everything just goes up endlessly

>>14709780
Got that down. Sitting right up on the tank makes it much more upright. Just need to watch out for bumps else I'll smash my junk.

Do cops pick on L platers doing 110 when limited to 100? Not looking forward to staying in the left lane doing 10 under on a bike

>>14709778
Should ride dirt for a few months, my 9 yo nephew could pass the test.

>>14709810
Yeah that's actually my plan. Second hand dirt bikes are literally the price of the permit course anyway

>>14709778
Ouch, here in SA its 350 and the test is easy as fuck. You go around an oval and just need to shift between 2-3 before stopping between cones in first. Even the most fucked up bogan cunts passed

>>14709807
>Do cops pick on L platers doing 110 when limited to 100?

Honestly, I dunno. I couldn't tell you what that's like on the mainland but I can't imagine 10km/h would be worth pulling you over for, unless somebody was having a bad day or looking to fill their quota.

Hell, 10km/h would almost be within speedo margin of error wouldn't it?

When I was on my bike P1's I was restricted to 80km/h and I never got done doing for doing 110 all day erry day but then again Tassie cops are few and far between outside of cities and the ones you do see usually don't give a fuck anyway so yeah...

>>14709818
Victoria it's walk with the bike, get on the bike, ride the bike forwards and stop, do a left turn with the indicator and stop, slow ride for a few meters and you have to take more than 10 seconds to do it and stop, do a corner in second gear where you have to enter wide and exit narrow, then immediately after you have to swerve to avoid an obstacle and you have to be going 20kmph at this point then right after that is another turn. After that you stop then you have to speed up to over 20kmph again and do an emergency stop within a certain length without having your hand on the controls until a certain point. This all sounds kind of simple but each step has like 3 to 5 things assessed and you can only get 3 wrong for the entire thing.

>>14709807
they absolutely do

>>14709830
>>14709842
Whoever thought that doing 10 under was safer than doing the speed limit should be shot

>>14709830
Squishy m8, why'd you drop the trip?

>>14709849
>tfw doing 30 under because that's the law
>tfw nearly getting run off the road by trucks trying to pass me

So glad I'm not restricted any more.

>>14709881
I feel it adds nothing to the thread and I'm pretty much irrelevant anyway so I dropped it.

I don't see the point in usingone when I barely post and don't do/own anything worthy of recognition.

>>14709898
Why can't all trips have this attitude. Embrace the anon life

Don't waste your money on Batman vs Superman.
That is all.

>http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/encounter-bay/cars-vans-utes/ba-xr6-mk2-factory-manual/1104738500
Is this purple faggy?

>>14709137
I think that one isn't working currently or something like that. My Dad worked for RMS and he mentioned something about it.

>>14709898
>I'm pretty much irrelevant anyway so I dropped it.
>don't do/own anything worthy of recognition.

Nah, come on man.I can understand dropping it because it's not necessary but don't take the attitude that you're irrelevant. You're a good bloke and it's good to have you around.

>>14709967
Not squishy but ru affectionate level drunk atm?
Me too i love you guys.

Anyone else been enjoying driving around in the rain tonight in Perth?

>>14710116
It's raining?

Didn't even notice.

>be me
>be driving tonight
>dry roads, nobody around since 1AM
>get back into town after an hour of learning to drift on a no-thru road with no driveways since I don't want to kill someone
>come up to a big roundabout
>give it a kick and bring the tail out a bit
>tyres screeching, 4AGE with extractors is a little loud
>see headlights of someone about to enter the roundabout a few seconds after I regain traction and exit to a set of lights
>happy about my controlled slide
>look over next to me as the car from the roundabout pulls up at the lights
>Commo wagon
>weird ass blue stripes
>FUCK FUCK FUCK
>I AM FUCKING ROOTED
>HE SAW THE WHOLE FUCKING THING IM GONNA LOSE MY CAR
>stay as cool as possible
>look straight ahead and fake a yawn and scratch my neck to look relaxed
>longest red light in the world
>sweat beads pouring
>bunghole clenched to high hell
>green light
>hill start so I'm a bit loud as I pull away
>oh god he's gonna just duck in behind me and my life is over
>nope
>cop car keeps on driving
>I turn off and he is gone
>nothing
>relief, disbelief and joy hit me all at once as I drive home
>have I witnessed a hooning miracle?

>>14710226
>HE SAW THE WHOLE FUCKING THING IM GONNA LOSE MY CAR
>Victoria

>>14710246
Correct

>>14709988
Not even one iota level of pissed, m8.

>>14710226
>4AGE with extractors is a little loud
Liar, not unless you have a fart can on it. I have extractors on the shitbox with a fabbed exhaust and it hisses a little, but it's quiet as.

>>14710419
>tfw no 4AGE
It's only a 1.6L 4 banger yet I want one. I think it's the sound. Couple of Webber's on one makes it sound mean

>>14710419
Nah I'm not kidding. It's got a big arse muffler on it too, PO got a whole new exhaust system hoping to quiet the car down but it was the extractors making it loud all along.

>>14710451
The sound and the reliability, maybe the ease of working on one too.

>>14710451
I tell you hwut the AE86 sounded REALLY cool with the ITB's on it before I broke it.

Even a stock bluetop has a nice song to it as well.

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>living in victoria

>>14711616
Mate, I'm travelling 25km into Victoria. Hope my license survives