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[ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ]
>/WAGON/ edition pt.2

>'Strayan cars & bikes
>'Strayan Questions & Answers
>'Strayan Pictures & Videos
>'Strayan Blogging, Bitching & Moaning
>'Strayan Scenc as fuck

>/dat/ links
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Music List: https://pad.riseup.net/p/datmusic
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>Community Links
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>Guides & Information: jimmys a cunt and can't think for himself and needs to be spoonfed shit but will still ignore any good advice we give him lmao jesus fuck guys this OP is getting out of hand, much like jimmys need to shit up threads constantly with his idiotic questions top zozzle mate
/dat/ Recommended Cars: https://my.mixtape.moe/akuicw.jpg
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First for Jimmy's a racist cunt.
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Second for >tfw no weed
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I miss jimmys hot 8 ropers on my face
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Third for degenerates
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>>14690971
Me too baby
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>>14690972
12th for can't count
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>>14690950
tfw e46 wagons are only ever 320i
still appeals to me though
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>>14690950
what happened to jimmys wagon?
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>>14690985
it was exceptionally shit and jimmy is too embarrassed to talk about it except when he wants to "gloat" when someone offers him something for it on gumtree
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What happened to vicfaggot too?

I thought he'd be here spamming his shitty wagon now that it finally got road registered.

Or did he and his dad fuck the car up somehow and it doesn't drive at all?
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>>14691018
>>14691035
don't be mean
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>>14691035
Can I cum on this pic?
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I want a first gen wrx. Am I a lebo?
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>>14691058
Only if you buy a shit one.

>tfw no first gen WRX STi wagon
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>>14691054
I dunno, CAN you?
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>>14691064
Elaborate on shit one
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>>14691075
i.e. one a lebo hasn't owned.
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>>14691091
>subaru
>non-leb'd
yeah you're left with an svx and a brumby lmao
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>>14691094
EJ20T swap the Brumby.
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>>14691054
Do it.
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>>14691109
been done a million times by bogans
not even kidding, been seeing those around for a good 5 years, usually one for sale somewhere
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New rear shocks coming for the Z900, and the starter finally works so no more kicking it over.
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Just finished watching this through.

Good build.

Fucking lol at Ben though, "yeah thats awesome/crazy". Monotone as fuck and living in a big gaping butthole of apathy

but yeah nah didnt get to see the thing do any real skids or general day time drives, bit shit
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>>14691192
based
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>>14691192
>Your rights end where muh feelings begin.
Gary sounds like fun.
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>>14691192
Classic Gazza
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>>14690950
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>>14691192
s i k k
u
n
t
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>>14691211
Why v8 swap a stagea? Is awd kept?
Also gtr badge and roof racks, cringe
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>>14691378
iirc they were going to keep the rb26dett
the awd is still there
and of course the gt-r badge is there, it's a frontcut
+it's made for functions hence roofracks
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might take some photos of my shitbox at the track when the roads open
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>>14691396
What engine they using?
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>>14691406
they turbo'd a vh41

and yes awd was kept
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>>14691420
I was maybe thinking some abortion with the ls1 from a crewman
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This gayboy hours again? Catboy's bf wanna share some more pics?
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>>14691424
R u a barbie?
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>>14691482
Nah cunt, just a fag
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>>14691424
oh hey its sharpie in pooper qtpi

why dont you just add him on kik. "FlaccidRainbows"
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>>14691424
>pls be in straya
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Spent so much money on petrol doing touge runs n burnouts this week. Saw a nice 86 trueno in white while I was driving up tonight to do another run. Was wishing it'd be going up to the mountain but it turned off.
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>>14691790
You must have caught bunta on a bad day
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>>14691774
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Seriously Vic though, will suck and fuck for free rent
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>>14691862
You'd need to shave that jungle though.
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>>14691211
Benny needs some more camera enthusiasm, but the build itself was rad.
How many lines do you think the clutch guy smashed before he went on camera tho
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>>14690982
You can get 5 series 530i though
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>wakeup 4am
>starving
>4:30 leave for maccas
>arrive at 4:40
>they are are serving breakfast

what the fuck is this shit.

except me to pay 10 bucks for a tiny ass shit tier mcmuffin and a tiny hashbrown when I can get a double quarter for the same price and feel me up.

yeah nah im good shitcunts. reversed the fuck outta there.

muh breakfast all day. then why the fuck does your men only show that. didn't even bother to ask for a meal since they had the breakfast menu up.

useless cunts.

ended up go to hungry jacks never a good idea at this time place is dead. foods probably been sitting there for who knows how long.

least maccas is bit more up to scratch constantly busy so they have to keep frying em fresh and the management in the places seems bit more strict as for hj's middle of nowhere kids working.

shit way to start the day.
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>>14692435
wait i feel a huge shit coming on

finally something good happens. starting your day with a huge shit in the bowl and your stomach empty

g0d tier
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>>14692435
>didn't even bother to ask
There's your problem you autistic fuck
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>>14692458
the menu was up you autistic fuck. it was breakfast inside and outside i could see.
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>>14692435
Went from 5 to 4:30 last year
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>>14692435
I cant understand a word you are saying? You are pissed because you went to maccas during breakfast and surprise, they were selling breakfast?
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>>14692489
Its 4am now. Has been for at least 6 months now
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>>14692520
>change time for breakyfast from 5 to 4:30 meaning you can't get regular meals
>pay the same price for less than half the food that doesn't fill you up
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>>14691211
They could have made way more power but no the vant be fucked getting a bigger fuel pump
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56th for Marina Estate
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>>14692435
maccas is breakfast 24/7 now why you mad
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>>14692445
Thats the best part of you gone for the day.
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>>14692445
Second. Just took a waking dump.
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>>14694213
>neet
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>>14694564
>What is late shift
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how is pupper, he still kicking?
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since we're taking shit
>last night
>go to bed early 10pm
>wake up at midnight
>huge pain in stomach
>explosives are primed and ready to detonate
>jump out of bed and run into hallway
>can instantly tell the bathroom is already occupied
>fuuuuu
>continue my sprint down the hallway and though the dining room and kitchen to the back door
>make it into the outside bathroom and onto the can just as the fireworks show begins
>20 minutes later
>toilet is full of shit and brown/yellow liquid
>I'm freezing cold since it's midnight and I'm outside
>slink my way back into bed still feeling stomach pain
>fuck it I'm going to sleep, if I shit myself I shit myself.
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>>14694701
No need to lie on the internet, neet.
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>>14695160
You have an outdoor shitter?
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>>14695256
Whatever makes you feel better mate.
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>>14692435
>when I can get a double quarter for the same price and feel me up.

which maccas do i go to for the $10 burger and happy ending value meal?
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>>14695264
We call it a garden where I'm from
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>>14695366
Some of the girls I've been served by at maccas makes me wish for a happy ending meal
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>mfw i accidentally sent porn in my friends group chat
>it was mom son incest
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>>14695855
post their reactions
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>>14695855
>inb4 you all start recommending each other videos
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>>14695885
>>14695899
wew lads just dodged a bullet there
>all they see is xvideos
>they just call me gross
>they continue chatting amongst themselves
good thing they didnt click on it at least
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>>14695911
They clicked on it, you know they did
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>>14695855
You dumbfuck. The normal thing to do is start posting it all over your account and claim it was hacked
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>>14695911
>inb4 they clicked the link and saw what it really was
>so disgusted with you and embarrassed they don't want to acknowledge it and/or you
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>mfw saw a pizza hut dinosaurs toy on a tow bar today

Haven't seen that is a long fucking time.
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>>14696055
I saw stewie teddy tied up by its arms and legs on the back of a ute
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>>14696055
>tfw I keep a McDonald's Madagascar monkey toy inside the fridge, and it talks every time you open it.
>tfw it has been working for 11 years with the same battery
It's very quiet now though, used to scare the shit out of anyone who opened the fridge
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>fake metal floor mats
JUST
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What car should I get now that I have my full license? about 10k budget
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>>14696487
One with four wheels.

Do you want to go fast? Do you want to haul shit? Go offroad? Feel the wind in your hair?

More specifics are required.
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>>14696487
What criteria?
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>>14696513
>>14696521
A cool daily driver
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Any AusBros homebrew? Been going about six months now. Shit'so cash
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>>14696527
>trying to look cool
pssssh okay... kid
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>>14696527
Shitbox Corolla then. They have good air-con.
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>>14696527
doesn't exist

actually buy a Chaser of some variety
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>>14696527
If you're going to be like that you can just fuck right off.
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>>14696533
Looks like horse piss
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>>14696535
No, air conditioner

>>14696538
Sounds good

>>14696540
>>14696541
I want air con!!!1
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>>14696544
Yes, yes it does. I'm under the understanding that it tastes better than horsepiss, although technically speaking I can't promise that

>>14696546
>I want air con!!!1
...there are cars you buy without aircon? I worked at Toyota, past about 2005 it was basically standard across the range
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>>14696546
Actually, just buy an Aurion. 200kw, really good fuel economy. Super comfy. Will probably beat a Falcodore at the lights in spite of being FWD
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>>14696580
I am thinking about doing my own home-brew but my house temp fluctuates alot.
I hear that will fuck it up.
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Writing a cookbook you faggots, any good recipes?
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>>14696586
It's fine, we used to do it in the carport with a lil heatpad underneath
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>>14696588
Tiger toast.

Cunt
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>>14696592
I'm talking like 35+ during the day to 20 or less during the night.
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>>14696533
Ran into a guy who homebrews rosemary and honey beer. Tasted amazing.
>Found out later the water is sourced from the waste line of a steel mill.
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>>14696597
It worked here. Pretty much outside and in summer.
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>>14696487
XR6T
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>>14696604
So it still tasted good?
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>>14696606
Probably. I was 12 at the time
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>>14696609
fucks sake cunt, thanks for your input.
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>>14696610
What? It was enough for my dad and his friends. He used to make it all the time.
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>>14696588
Some sort of chilli recipe.
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>>14696603
>steel mill.
>Tasted amazing.
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>>14696613
Yean. but you, yourself haven't done it and tasted the result. Old alcoholics don't care what it tastes like as long as it does the job.

also
>red rooter for dinner, kfc is for niggers.
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>>14696617
Yeah we found out later. The guy had about 50 two-stroke dirt bikes in the garage and was very bogan. Should've seen it coming honestly.

I should find out what he sells it as. It was coming out of Newcastle. It tasted really good.

>>14696618
Red Rooster is unbearably awful in SA.
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Guys guys guys
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Just bought a 2003 VY, should be getting it registered after Easter.
Are there any recommended mods that I should do? Preferably cheap and easy.
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>>14696653
wat
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>>14696655
usually burning a holden to the ground is considered a quality mod
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>>14696657
Post anything on instagram with there hashtag and it goes on there website automatically
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>>14696662
The deal was too good mate. $2000, immaculate condition, 170,000km, owned by an old couple.
I was able to drive it a little bit and the accelerator felt a bit stiff, almost like it was running against something. Is that normal? If so is there a way to make it feel lighter?
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>>14696653
Smoking the dank is my way of feeling better every day
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Miss me yet?

Ive been living the neet life
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Sup cunts
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>>14696859
u smell like poo
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>>14696847
I trucked through coffs and you weren't to be seen.
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>>14696872
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>>14696847
This and the KFC wedding are tied for my favourite shops from these threads
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>>14691904
cunt's probably just nervous in front of the camera, same with benny, it shows in different ways

probably is the key word though
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>>14696859
m8
yt tv show thing
is it actually happening
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>>14696938
Not sure what I want more, his or Type R's.

Leaning towards the latter. I want a engine swap montage set to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqT0iFZifgw
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>>14696938
We actually did a ton of filming up at Chrysler's on the Murray, I gotta nail down a good editor tho as I just don't have the time to do full time episode editing at the moment.
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does counselling work?
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>>14696960
yes, but only if you are honest. why wouldn't you be honest with some cunt you don't know and you are paying to listen to your bullshit.
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>>14696960
Only if you're open and willing to change.

It can get hard, it can get scary, but if you push through that you will start to get results and it will become worth it.
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>>14696877
yeah havent had the money no work just been sitting at home playing vidya
>>14696886
i lost all my old ones i need someone to dump them soon
>>14696960
Yes but if your not honest and just want to go in there for a ego boost it wont work.

Depends on the councilor ive found a good psych but it took years i found everyone else was crap
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>>14696960
it's better to have a good mate you can talk to completely honestly with.
counsellor needs you to do the talking really, they sorta guide you to the right path

unfortunately I have neither, and I do feel like I need someone to talk about that shit with, at least just to sorta keep an idea of whats normal mental behaviour and etc
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>>14696983
>it's better to have a good mate you can talk to completely honestly with.
Heh this is the worst advice ever but my shit friends (who dont exist anymore) are not the sort of people who anyone should listen to
Just go to a psych
>>14696983
>at least just to sorta keep an idea of whats normal mental behaviour and etc
Lol this is why your going? Nobody has a fucking clue whats 'normal'
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>>14696960
I've basically had an on-again / off-again relationship for the past six years, couple of weeks ago we decided to end it permanently. The reason why we were so unstable was due to her mental issues and the fact that she refused to get help for them. She held the opinion that counseling didn't help her and as a result it never would.

Being honest is one thing but if you don't actually want help, or want change, or BELIEVE you can change then it won't do fucking shit for you. My best advise when it comes to depression is to find something that makes you happy, a hobby, work, a distraction, and just fuck around with that.

If you're a NEET, get a fucking job, get a routine, even if it's a shit job, get something that forces you to get out of the house and gives you some sense of doing-something. Being a NEET is the quickest road to depression and I've seen many friends get stuck in the rut of not doing anything, depression sets in and it's impossible for them to climb out because they think they aren't good enough to get a job, or some other shit like that.
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>>14697001
>If you're a NEET, get a fucking job, get a routine, even if it's a shit job, get something that forces you to get out of the house and gives you some sense of doing-something. Being a NEET is the quickest road to depression and I've seen many friends get stuck in the rut of not doing anything, depression sets in and it's impossible for them to climb out because they think they aren't good enough to get a job, or some other shit like that.
This

Except i really wish i could get work but theres fuck all around me even in Coffs and surrounds there is NOTHING.

i just keep busy even though i dont have any friends anymore.
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>>14697008
Save what you can and move to better pastures, no point of staying in a place that offers you no opportunity or no jobs. Yeah, family, yeah, friends, but at the end of the day it's your life and you have to live it.
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>>14697011
Lol and go where?

Ive already been to Brisbane, inland NSW

Victoria

Sydney

THERE ISNT ANY WORK ANYWHERE
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>>14697012
What field are you qualified in? Piss easy to get jobs here in Melb
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>>14696989
m8, you ever just spend so much time alone or without significant conversation with others that you're not sure what's normal thoughts and behaviour anymore?

and I used to have a great mate, would always talk with him about mental issues, was really a guy I could open up to
realise I couldn't trust him to not say stuff to other people and theres that
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>Was at sunglass hut to get refund
>She accidentally refunded me then charged me the same price
>Gotta go back there
>Printing out invoice of my bank statement
>Found out you can edit the page numbers
>Going to put ridiculous amount as my current balance with like 1.5million and edit all the rest of transactions
>See if the qt.10395831 is impressed

If she asks me out she's a whore. If she doesn't shes pure and deserves to be left alone by me
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>>14697040
She'll run once she sees your shitbox
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>>14697047
Damn it!

I'll say I like to keep a low profile
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>>14697027
>m8, you ever just spend so much time alone or without significant conversation with others that you're not sure what's normal thoughts and behaviour anymore?
Yes and Yes

and yes to the 'mate friend' thing that happened to you same thing happened to me he was a backstabbing manipulative cunt.
>>14697019
IT

Ironically i had a old mate in Melb who was moar qualified with me and he couldnt even get work in anything.

Hate to break it to you mate dunno how old you are but to get a job these days if your 15-30 year shit out of luck
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>>14697054
>Hate to break it to you mate dunno how old you are but to get a job these days if your 15-30 year shit out of luck

thats just wrong. unless you're a fat cunt with a lip piercing and bogan attitude that they can sense in an interview like you.

present yourself well and you'll get it
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>>14697061
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>14697054
>>14697061
I've gotten every job I've applied for including a handful of IT positions. Having a good cover letter and being presentable in interviews goes a long way.
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>>14697069
Nope im not even taking the bait this time.

You think im n33t by choice?
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I've already made a thread and there have been some good suggestions, but what should I get for my first car? Assume I'm retarded because I know nothing.
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>>14697054
And here I am reading a story today about how IT Security jobs are the next big boom industry and some cunts are earning $2500 a day...

http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/careers/computer-security-is-a-booming-industry/news-story/92c22b1940df4490ddd88707cb75ff69
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>>14697081
Did you not see the 10 posts saying get a v8 dunnydoor or i6 falcon
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>>14697069
>cover letter
>good

How can they be good? Its just a rehash of the same draft one floating online with 2 sentences about yourself and the rest copie n pasted
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>>14697083
>IT Security
Exactly not General IT tho m8

>News.com.au
Mate...

I like you but unironically linking to Murdoch.com is a bit shit ai
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>>14697084
>bogan chariots
disgusting.

anon looking for a car, ignore advice from falcunt. this is literally a man who dumped $20k into an AU falcon.
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>>14697081
Old Toyota.

Retard proof as long as you do some sort of maintenance. Or even if you don't, actually.
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>>14697090
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand im out i try to help the guy but what other car are you going to get especially for a first car?

OH YEAH LETS SUGGEST HE GOES AND GETS A STEALTH TURBO FT86 WITH DEEPDISHES BREH FULLY SIIK
meanwhile as soon as he drives out of bruces driveway he will stuff it up a gutter and total it.
>>14697092
Camry
Corolla
???
(Stay away from anything made before 99 its pure trash)
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>>14697090
>literally a man who dumped $20k into an AU falcon.
You forgot the part where he thought he could get at least $10,000 for one of the most common and ugly cars in the country.
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>>14697089
>>14697084
>>14697072
>>14697066
you are fat and lazy this is why you dont have a job, go work at dominos, they pay money.
boohoo no jobs anywhere boohoo, suck it up you soft cocked poofta go stack shelves at coles, go make foot longs at subway.

cunt
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>>14697098
>pre 99 toyotas
>trash

Wew lad
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>>14697098
>he thinks 80s and 09s Camrys and Corollas are trash
how can someone be this ignorant to cars.
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>>14697072
It's not bait. How is your cover letter? Have a read over it and anytime you use the word just reread the sentence without it. Try not to reuse words in the same paragraph either. Makes things read better.

>>14697083
A lot of IT areas are declining. Security is growing though for sure. I was thinking of expanding from business/corporate network and WAN deployment to Network Security.

>>14697086
Try rehashing mine.
>http://pastebin.com/sJLjqkYD
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>>14697098
>80's and 90's Toyota
>trash

Pick one.

Just because you had a shitty Cressy that blew headgaskets didn't mean all Toyotas from that era were shit.
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>>14697086
>>14697111
Change rewarded to awarded. That's a typo I change anytime I use it.
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I had an interview today guys. It's down to just me and 3 other cunts and I was nervous as fuck since it was my first interview in a year. I don't think I fucked anything up but damn I hope I get the job so I'm finally not a NEET.
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>>14697118
>To whom it may concern

FUCKING AMATEUR. spotted the first mistake.

you didn't event take the time to find the name of the person you're addressing
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>>14697118
Also

>no work experience except 3 days

you ain't getting the job lad you just broke down your course subjects. now if you excuse me I have an appointment to make with oriental empress Opium
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>>14697127
Actually it entirely depends on where you are applying. If it's a small business then yes, take the time to find out the name of who handles recruitment.

In a corporate environment it's not really feasible as a lot of the time as the job tends to split up between a head manager and members of the HR team. To whom it may concern becomes the best opening on that situation.

>>14697132
That's a saved draft of the first job I applied for after school. I got that job and was there for years. I rehash that cover letter when I sent anything now as well. Although I tend to get hired by knowing someone now.
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>>14697136
did they cheap out and pay you fuck all since you had no experience
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>mum tells her boss i'm looking for work
>get a job putting shit into boxes for shit money
>who cares this is fucking easy
>3 days in, owner of company comes to visit
>whos this
>we hired him the other day
>who the fuck said you could hire anybody
>get told to fuck off
still got 400 dollery doos
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>>14697141
Did you sign a contract?

If you did that's unfair work dismissal sue the cunts.
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>>14697151
just walked in and started putting stuff in boxes
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>>14697159
>just walked in and started putting stuff in boxes
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>>14697139
Of course. It went up pretty regularly after I'd been there for about three months though. I wasn't shit at my job which helped.

You don't have to take an absolutely awful job but you've got to start somewhere and some experience is better than no experience. Either way it was a lot more money than being unemployed at the time.

I'm trying to help the anon and that template will look better than whatever Centrelink is handing out to use. It's very much a bullshit document but in corporations a lot of the time the people who handle recruitment know next to nothing when it comes to specific fields themselves.
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>>14697159
I'm assuming its a small company. what was the hourly pay?

I don't know why I accepted my current job 19.00 an hour when I have over 7 years experience and im only 22 years old :(

Old retail job I was clearing 1200 a week for 40 hours this one im 635 a week for 36 hours

The other factories in the area pay 23 minimum this place is so cheap. I'm going to leave in a few months and when he asks why I'll say its about the pay. He'll probably offer a raise but I doubt he'll go 4 dollars up an hour. He'll probably say 1 then one more in a few years fuck that.
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>>14697159
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>>14697141
what company? Pretty sure that's illegal.
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>>14697170
Don't complain about pay man.
One of my best mates, double PHD's, chemical scientist for a multi-national faceless corp, he barely pulls in 85k a year... Think about that, double PHD's in chemical and medical fields, and can barely scratch 85k because the job opportunities in that field here in Australia are non-existent thanks to our lovely Indian and Chinese friends.

I know tradies who earn more with no more then a year 10 education and half a tafe course.
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>>14697169
>Of course. It went up pretty regularly after I'd been there for about three months though
Not the guy you're replying to but did they say the first 3 months will be a trial perioid or anything then they gave you the raise afterwards?

im >>14697170

been at this place 4 and a half months I work the hardest out of everyone and they have not mentioned anything.
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>>14697163
>>14697173
>>14697174
lel
>>14697170
it turned out to be 16.7 or something stupid like that, i was told it would be 23 but then the owner had the shits big time apparently and said
>well 3 days is part time so pay him the part time rate
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>>14697175
>Don't complain about pay man.

And why shouldn't I when the 30 other surrounding factories have jobs up for 23.50 starting for no experience required?

They give me about 3-4 peoples jobs to do all by myself.

I wouldn't complain if this was the norm but they are taking advtange of me big time for the amount of work I do for no money.

I go to sleep at 6pm soon as I come home because im so tired and wakeup at 6am again.
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>>14697175
Family member is a chemical engineer for a company called Nu Farm and he's pulling in 125+ thousand.

Your friends getting stooged hard.
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>>14697182
the part time rate should be the 23 one not the 16.7 lol

casual / part time they pay you more then full time
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>>14697175
Can confirm this. I cleared about 85k last year and all I've got is a 4 year electrical apprenticeship.

Could've easily cleared 100k if I was interested in overtime but fuck that noise.

Uni fags get shit on
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>>14697185
Mate, been there, done that, companies are fucking out to screw people.

In my teens, I was working with a company that was CLAIMING they were paying my tax and super until we were all made redundant, and then the lovely news came out that they weren't infact paying our super OR tax, and it was only after a year or so in Ombudsmen and court did we finally get what was owed, and even then it was only a percentage.

Companies are fucking cunts man, if you don't fight for what's right move on and find a company that won't screw you.
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>>14697169
It's also worth mentioning for bigger companies the HR rep might not even read a resume unless it stands out or meets a weird criteria. One company I worked for the guy who handled the call centre recruitment a few floors down said when he got the pile of resumes he'd flick through them and take out any that had a cover letter or maccas work experience. He'd read those. The rest were unsuccessful.

>>14697176
Probationary period then a set timeframe where pay was evaluated. Generally if no one says anything about your work you're doing a good job. People will jump on your fuck ups instantly.

I used to have a script at one place that automatically tagged tickets that were assigned to me that were not filled out properly. It'd then email their team leader telling them to refer their team member to the giant red text on the ticket flow that explained how to do it properly.

My boss at the time took the script and added the line, "If you can't do that, turn off your computer and go home. You're too stupid to work here." HR loved that.

>>14697200
This. If a company is openly screwing staff, leave. We had a hundred people leave a department in six months over management tension. The company still refused to admit they were wrong and people kept leaving.
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What aussie coin has an american sized counterpart?
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HAHAHAHAHAH
RUINED
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/baldivis/cars-vans-utes/sileighty/1107770959
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>>14697214
Jesus fuck I feel like calling this guy right now just to yell at him.
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>>14697200
The boss and people are great but yeah I will leave soon.

4 months so far I'll give them a few more months no rush I'll apply for tons of places and whichever offers the highest ill go there.

Basically see it as getting paid to find another job

About 50 people work here but the boss is quite jew.

Even the older lads at the back who work in manufacturing (yeah we manufacture probably one of the last few places in aus) are on low. everyone complains about pay here and are overworked.
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Speaking of jobs
>still off sick
>sick pay and holiday pay has run out
>tfw bum

>>14697214
>that price
WA I feel sorry for you
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>>14697221
In the same situation at the moment, I'm on a two week break from work (holiday) but I'm about to go back next week and get into a pay dispute with my boss.
Really like the job, co-workers, and the contractors we deal with, but with teh amount of hours I'm currently pulling and the pay I'm getting, I either need less work or more money to continue doing this job.
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great sleeper right here, also COLUMN SHIFT
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/rockingham/cars-vans-utes/1995-ford-falcon-turbo-ute/1103502594
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>>14697213
Americans don't have coins, they have credit.
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>>14697235
>tfw denied credit card
Will this go on my record? Wasnt sure if I filled it out wrong since most fields (rent, other loans ect) didnt apply to me or just due to only $300 a week income.

Only want it to build credit
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>>14697226
True.

And the thing is company is expanding to. We are getting these new lift shelf devices. $250,000 + the sales guy is getting a new 4WD v8 land cruiser which are like 100,000+k.

Fuck it I'll leave if they offer anything less than 23. But then again the cunts who have been there for 3+ years are on around 20-21 and when they've asked for pay rises they told me the boss said the economy is bad etc idk why they have stayed. older fellas with families though.

Oh well their loss despite the shit pay I still work like a dog because thats just my work ethics.

They have this time table for me that shows all the jobs that have to be completed for the week I finish it in 2 days.

Its suppose to be warehousing which I am the only guy in that section but i'm all over the joint. help out loading the machines at the back for the manufacturing process. end up driving to the other factory to do deliveries all this shit thats not even in my job contract.
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>>14697239
whats the point in a credit card if you have money?

what do you mean build cred.
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>>14697240
Before you go in have you checked 100% you're being paid the right award and level for what you're doing? That's one of the biggest sticking points with my job, I'm 100% sure they're paying me under the wrong ward.
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>>14697214
>RUINED
>"let's have a look at this"
>180sx, little riced out, strange paint, what's so bad about this?
>interior
>mfw
Why the fuck
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>>14697248
general warehousing / store man / picker packer. job is 23+ which is what im doing.

I operate the scissor lift 4+ hours a day and the reach forklift and the heavy vehicle when I'm diving to the other factory.

Picking over 4 pellets of stock a day with over 1000 seperate parts in heavy 10-15kg boxes x 200-300 boxes daily amongst other shit as well like spending 2 hours in the morning loading up the machines with raw materials etc I can't even explain what I do because thats just like 20% of it.

You see these other drop kicks in warehouse jobs that do fuck all. And you can't make any mistakes here because everything that gets sent out goes through me and everything that comes in goes through me as well so its lots of responsibility
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>>14697248
and yeah i doubt this is normal pay.

http://www.payscale.com/research/AU/Job=Warehouse_Worker/Hourly_Rate

despite the amount of hard work and work load you can see they keep it legal but still its not right when other places around the corner which are much smaller are paying more. hes really a tight ass though everybody notices always trying to cut costs.
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>>14697120
lol i went for a job at aldi and got passed up so they could hire 3 fat short women instead
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>>14697264
also not to mention the fuck heat a few weeks ago man.

when you're like 3+ pellet levels high in the scissor lift its around 45+ degrees up there like an oven
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>>14697264
>>14697267
Fuck it sucks, nothing worse then feeling like you're doing such a high % of work and not getting paid properly.
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>>14697214
>open on phone
>tab name goes to sileighty before page loads
>"Uh oh"
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>>14697271
yeah. oh well least another good referral when I do get another job.

man I miss toy world lol. 26.50 rate weekdays and the boss loved me so she always gave me the sunday shift 37.50 an hour for 9 hour shift.
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>>14697281
oh and I was listed as casual despite working 5+ days a week.

idk why the store owner did that much higher rates and I never took days off so I guess he doesn't like to deal with annual leave and all that shit.
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>>14697281
I love my $100 an hour sunday shifts, im always rostered to work Sunday/Saturday so I'm happy.

Oh hey, it's midnight, happy birthday to me. Another fucking year older!
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>>14697289
>I love my $100 an hour sunday shifts,

wew. what do you do

happy bday
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>>14697293
Building manager for real estate company, look after all the high-rise apartment buildings in southbank / south melbourne
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>>14697289
Happy Birthday m8
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>>14697301
>>14697293
Thanks late night anons :)
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>>14697299
oo wheres a good area to invest in atm?
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>>14697240
Where are you from? Maybe you should move. Company im working for needed help in the factory and a lad I work with (no experience with anything pretty much) is getting his forklift course etc paid for to work there. 32 an hour. This is Sydney by the way, in the city not western suburbs.

If you want more money you have to tell your boss and not be tip toey about it.
If you do so much work and get fuck all in return tell him to sort shit out or you walk. If he doesn't budge then fuck him why work for garbage and waste your time? You need to get a decent living as well.

Trying not to sound like a cunt but warehouse/factory work is dead shit work to be honest, anyone with half a brain and two arms can do it and the employers know that. So they pay nothing. They also know that someone with more than half a brain is worth a lot more than the dead shits but they won't pay more unless you demand it. Simple as that.

> just left one company because rates were shit
> they didn't want to pay more, bullshit excuses etc
> they've been calling nonstop all week
Not going back no matter how much extra they offer. It's a matter of principal.
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>>14697289
hap birth boss
How was COTM? I heard it was fucking massive
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>>14697231
>2grand
>for that

DO IT
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>>14697214
Literally the only thing about this car I like is the shakotan/boso stripe down the side.
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>>14697311
South Bank is fucking booming. We just got permits to put up another three 36 story apartment buildings.
Our new building that we opened in Feb has sold all but 3 apartments, with the new ones going up basically selling out before the foundations are tapped.

Crown just got approval to build a building bigger then Eureka, at like 330meters. South Bank is fucking booming, hopefully the council pulls their finger out and starts bolstering the infrastructure in the area to keep up.

>>14697316
Chrysler's on the Murray was the biggest we've ever had, 737 cars, the shows were booming with 15,000+ people, it was insanely awesome. Cannot wait for Midstate Mopars
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>>14697315
Melb. And I got my forklift license 1 day prior to the interview which I paid for lol.


>warehouse/factory work is dead shit work to be honest, anyone with half a brain and two arms can do it and the employers know that

Yeah I'm generally with you on that but this one is not so simple. So much shit to do and 0 room for mistakes its a lot more difficulty than you'd think. Don't blame you thought it does seem like a general warehouse bullshit of loading and unloading buts its much more the boss even said that "you're way overqualified for this job" but said he can trust me. I remember when I first started cos the boss is is rarely in his office up stairs hes always on the floor lurking in sections checking up on everything he use to come into my section a few times a day for weeks until he realized I was a good worker and could be trusted and for the past 3 months he just comes past my section once a week to tell me on the good job im doing and that he's had no complaints and everythings running smoothly as for the other cunts in assembly and other places you can see him always in there checking up on everything.

Another thing is this isn't what I want to do career wise so demanding more pay at the moment probably isn't the right thing since im hoping in the next 3+ months I'm out of here to start a proper career.

and I agree with you on the last part. when I do leave if they try and offer more ill simple say no thanks. It's like fuck if I was so important how about you reward my hard work and not just give it at the last moment when I'm about to leave because you have no choice.


Not going to break my back from now on ill just take my time
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>>14697331
Noice

>South bank

Probably would have to borrow a fair bit for that guess it's out of my league.

Is there some way you can invest in it without buying a 700 thousand + apartment?

Thinking somewhere more along the lines of 30-40 grand investment
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>>14697340
>tfw post riddled with spelling mistakes

bare with me m8s
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>>14697345
At that money you could get a great loan and probably buy in. Most standard 2 bedroom apartments will set you back 400-500k, depending on location / building, then what you do is basically run Air BNB out of the apartment and pay your mortage with that, I know heaps of people who do it that way.

We have one guy, who now owns 8 apartments, does Air BNB in all of them and doesn't work anymore because of the money his pulling in. Stupidly good money in that area.
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>>14697340
Sounds like he's taking advantage of your hard working nature for sure
Sooo many employers start offering everything when they face losing a good worker. A friend asked his boss for an extra $50 a week to pay for petrol to cart his shit around and he said no. He quit. His boss offered him a brand new ute and fuel card straight away.

If you're looking to leave I probably wouldn't ask for more, just take it easier like you said. Like why break your back to put food on someone else table? Especially not when other workers are.

hopefully you find something good anon, sounds like you deserve it. We need more people like you in the workforce
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>>14697363
ill set you back 400-500k, depending on location

o thats not too bad.

so basically you buy it. rent it out and the cunts paying the rent is basically paying it off for you and you may get or lose a couple bucks a month but the value is just increasing as that happens ay?

I only have about 90 grand in the bank can you have multiple mortgages if you explain to the bank that you're renting these out so the mortgage bills can be paid on time, etc?

How much increase are you looking at per year just say for the average southbank apartment?
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>>14697383
Also where would be the best place to learn more about this? Knowing the area to buy, the price to pay, the rent to set it at, etc.

Who would be the best guy to talk to this about? I doubt the real estate agent who's selling it would be since he could just bullshit to try and make the sale.

Thinking of maybe taking a short course in something related to this just to get a bit more of an understanding.

>>14697364
Thanks you too : )

Yeah I might hold off the asking for more unless future plants fuck up and I'm stuck here.

At least I'm getting more experience and what not for the resume and the referrals are building up.

Just hope he doesn't hold a grudge and gives me a shit referral because I left, lol
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How bad is cop attention in R32 GT-Rs?
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>>14697411
Bad.
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>>14697242
You use the credit card for everyday stuff so it shows you can repay bills. Helps with getting a loan/mortgage down the track
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>>14697435
interesting

would it be worth getting one just for that?

can i just use it but repay it every week just to gain the credit history and so i dont have to pay interest
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>>14697435
We're not in burgerstan, banks care more about your savings history and income vs expenses.

If you want to wank over credit score shit, credit cards actually reduce it because you're now a higher risk

Only reason to pay for everything on a card is to milk a reward scheme (and smooth things over if you've got a long pay cycle like I do)

>>14697447
I live off my credit cards because I'm paid monthly - easier to throw day to day bullshit on a card and pay a lump sum every month. As long as I've paid for shit within 55 days I won't pay a cent in interest.

Also, Qantas points for every shekel I spend. They'll add up to some nice upgrades or free flights when I can be bothered using them in future.
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Price has come down a bit, I think if I can get it for 15k it'll be a decent price.

Still concerned about the amount of KM's it has done though..
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About to buy a 91 Honda Civic wagon (Wagovan) to use as a drift car, the AWD version is capable of switching to RWD, correct? Thoughts? Also would be the squad car
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>>14697012
Get HR. Move to brisbane and cart hotmix.
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>>14698732
no. engine is still transverse i'm pretty sure, can't make it rwd
those awd civics are pretty rare though, mitebcool
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>>14697054
>Hate to break it to you mate dunno how old you are but to get a job these days if your 15-30 year shit out of luck

That's bullshit, Every IT job I've applied for I have gotten an interview for at least 1 out of 3 jobs I apply for, and I only have TAFE networking cert
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>>14698732
Just weld the front drive shafts up or something so all power goes to the rear
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>>14699485
Wut?
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>>14697239
>Only want it to build credit
Doesn't work like that in Australia. Even after we got the new Veda credit system in, it is still based off if you can afford it after bills rent etc.
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>>14699121
yeah nah nah yeah nah ai
>>14699357
Where is this magical place?
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rumor has it jimmy is kill?
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australia a shit
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>>14700209
not even the biggest aids virus could kill jimmy
>>14700217
no u
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>>14699923
Yeah. You'd get bashed by the truckies for being a gay cunt.
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>>14700776
Facken
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someone post the aca hoon patrol image with the van doing a burnout
i cant find it anywhere
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Ok so ive organised a councelling session today for 15 minutes in 15 minutes at my unisa. Quick, i told them i was seriously thinking about dropping out. What the hell do i talk about/ what should i say?
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how do i know how much a shitbox is worth, im a retard and ill probably spend way too much for what it is
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>>14701392
Look on gumtree for a few weeks searching your car mod, average out prices and their corresponding conditions, chat to a few people who know better and work out a fair price
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>>14701220
what you studying anon?

if your industry has shit employment stats when you get out (most will) then your fucked and should drop or transfer into something else
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>>14701452
Mechanical engineering, going in later today. I think im just a dumbass, because its year 12 atm but im not getting it
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>>14701220
Well what do you want to get off your chest?
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>>14701519
I have no friends and tried killing myself 3 times. Always anxious, cant have a conversation, always have suicidal thouhhts or thoughts of just literally killing someone and hoping to be thrown in prison. Theres more but i dont lnow how theyre going to react. It sounds too edgy i know but im always talking to myself about these things
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>>14701424
Thats what ive been doing, but online they range from 2.5 to 10k, visual changes to stock accordingly. One locally was 3k but the guy fucked off with it
Where would I be able to find people who know pricing?
Its a g2 crx if anyone here can help
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>>14701543
Well there's what you talk to them about.
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>>14701543
tell them all that. you need the help.
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>>14701574
Im going back in an hour, how do i initiate the conversation
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>some faggot nearby has started revving his car in his driveway every day for seemingly no reason

S H U T U P
H
U
T
U
P
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>>14701796
play loud bass heavy music
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>>14701760
Be like "this is troubling me" or 'I'm feeling like this" or "this happened today/yesterday/whenever" etc.

>>14701796
My neighbour does that occasionally, I know that feel.
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>>14701514
Your year 12?

Have a gap year or something.

No point doing engineering in this country as there is no industry anymore.
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>>14701814
Thats another problem. Everyone says to do engineering because its the most useful, yet a whole bunch of people are saying its useless. ffs what is in demand

I just finished year 12, did the wrong maths so im doing associate degree, buts its still hard yet everyone around me treats it like the easiest thing in the world. I figured i must be a dumbass for me not to get it
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>>14701862
I started engineering, dropped out 6 months in after it was apparent I was never going to muster up the motivation to take it seriously

I'm in that region where I don't want to die, but I have no desire to really do anything lol
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i have to say boys i'm pretty impressed that i can fuck off for a couple weeks and some of you still talk about me

you should consider getting lives

>>14691035
I dropped the subaru off at a tuner on Monday, actually. Should be done sometime next week. Got nice shiny ~~JAY DEE EMM YO~~ Rays forged monoblock wheels for it too.

Just now noticed that post was 2 days ago. Damn /dat/, this thread old.
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>>14701862
>ffs what is in demand
nothing.

find something you're good at that you sorta enjoy / find tolerable, do that. save the fun shit for your weekends
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>>14701927
sup bro

did you end up going to the gp?
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>>14701543
don't tell them anything that suggests hurting someone or yourself, can get institutionalised very quickly
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>>14701862
You want some IT shit and something in aerospace.

Bunch of american companies set up shop at williamtown for ongoing software development of the F-35 and ADATS, that'd be fucking sweet to get into.
>mfw massive Raytheon sign last time i was there
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>>14701862
>. ffs what is in demand
Nothing we are in recession and major oursourcing our local workforce is getting replaced with poos and asians.

Record number of aussies are going OS to work in US UK and Canada so maybe go do that anon
>>14701934
Overpopulation is a bitch
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>>14701948
nice pic man! nah, gave it a miss this year. i'd never have been able to do the walking. Recovering from a year at a telco office job is not fun. Gonna go next year tho.

Chillin', mostly. Waiting for tuner guy to get back to me with a status update on the subaru, cleaning junk out of the house into a skip, y'know. stuff n things.
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>>14701927
>you should consider getting lives
>said the overweight neckbear
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>>14701927
Fuck off you insufferable Hipster Melbournian FAGGOT
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>>14701963
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>>14701967
>tfw went from doing nothing to 4 days of straight walking while carrying 3 cameras

at least I didn't have to take the train in this year
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>>14701975
>you will never start a successful Californian company and end up a millionare and lose yourself in a LA car scene
Why even live
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>>14701951
Well shit i dont want that, how can i mention this without it sounding like i need intensive care?
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>>14701969
>>14701974
i appear to have touched a nerve

>>14701977
i bet you were fuckin rekt on monday. Did you grab any alonso-wreckage?
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>>14702003
was pretty rekt lel, it sure felt noice not having to drive into the city on monday

was at turn 11 when alonso crashed unfortunately, I might go check out his barrier this weekend though, along with some shitbox photos at the track
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>>14701981
if you mention past stuff (i.e.yeah I tried to kill myself a while back) clarify that you don't want to do that now, you'll probably be fine if you do that
don't mention hurting others

if they excuse themselves from your session then wait til they leave the room and leg it out of there, they've gone to call the cops and they won't want you to leave

this is why I can't trust the cunts
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>>14702013
womp womp. i bet all the good pieces of wreckage are gone by now (hell they were probably gone within 10 minutes of the track gates opening)
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>>14702062
lel yeah, they'd be long gone

if you've ever taken part in the rush getting onto the track, it pretty much turns into a wild stampede, same goes for some of the people trying to grab car bits
>>
>>14702075
yeah, I managed to grab a tiny piece of carbon off Schumacher crashing at 9/10 one year, but that was it.
>>
>>14702091
I think I have a small bit of lolonso's 2010 ferrari from turn 2

that was a god-tier race
>>
What would /o/ choose?

>My E30, with turbo on, 300hp or so
>R32 GTR
>FC RX7 + 10k
>E39 M5
>Valiant Charger or similar old muscle (could maybe even stretch to yank shit with more $)
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>>14702121
Just keep your bimmer the way it is.

too much power will ruin the dynamics

Get a Valiant/Commadore/XB or whatever you can get your hands on with a big v8
>>
>>14702121
Make your own decision or you'll never be happy with your choice
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>>14702129
The power level I'd be going for wouldn't be too much, just enough to make it wipe ass on the track.

>>14702131
That's the problem I can't fuckin decide
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>>14702139
300hp at the wheels is more than enough then
>>14702139
>That's the problem I can't fuckin decide
first choice best choice
>>
>>14702139
>Turbo E30
Relatively uncommon, looks pretty damn mad, known quantity
>R32 GT-R
Overdone, prices on freshly imported ones starting to go up thanks to the US market, usually thrashed, no thanks
>FC RX7 +10k
Well, you'd pretty much need to keep the 10k for the inevitable total engine rebuild, so...
>E39 M5
This mite b cool. I think I'd still take the turbo E30 over it, though. Dunno. I've not driven an E39 M5, though I have driven an E30 with an SR20DET in it briefly, and it was fun as fuck
>Valiant Charger or other old muscle
That could get fuckin' awesome, but be ready for a whole world of hurt on parts and availability. At least with an E30 there's thousands more of them. Plus parking can be a bitch, though I guess you have the yellow Moke for that.
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>>14702174
It costs 1k to rebuild a rotary
a freshly built 13bt with less than 100 hours on it is worth no more than 2500
Please ssssh
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>>14702121
FC RX7 w/ mods + shitbox daily
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>>14702184
>It costs 1k to rebuild a rotary
gonna need the receipts on that one m9
maybe in parts and if you already own every tool/do literally everything yourself
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>>14702197
All the tools.. lol There's no $9000 special tool

> do everything yourself
Yes. A 4 year old girl can rebuild a rotary.
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>>14698119
Bump
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>>14702184
Ebin meme
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>>14701927
FUCK OFF

SHIT WHEELS BRO
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W
H
E
E
L
S

B
R
O
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>>14702121
E39 M5
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>>14702121
I'd choose the r32 gtr god machine, but thats just me
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Any good alcohol that tastes nice?
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>>14702262
Żubrówka with apple juice.
>>
>falcunt being a fat stupid fuck in other threads again
why hasn't he commuted suicide like his father yet
>>
>>14691192
Good on them, fuck you Gary you faggot lefty
>>
>>14702289
>PLEASE BANDWAGON X
>LOOK AT ME
please go fuck yourself bud
>>
Any brahs know some good mountain/twisty roads in the Gippsland region? I wanna hoon my togue machine
>>
need to pack out my boot striker about 3mm to stop it rattling, changed the latch and adjusted the striker but nothing fixes it except packing it with tape, but I want a more permanent fix

Any ideas what I can throw around it?
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>>14702121
e39 m5 if you don't like cops fucking with you and want a DD and weekender combined

also if you actually drive it fast that'd be good, all the cunts I see with them drive like they're sightseeing
>>
Any reason the 5th gen celica gt4 isn't really liked?
>>
>finally find XR6T close by
>make arrangements to check it out tomorrow
>guy texts me today saying he swerved into a storm drain, popped two tyres and doesn't eben have all the paperwork for the car
Just Great
>>
>>14702481
>Typical XR6T Owners
mckek
>>
>>14702481
Too much power for them lel. They should buy a SS.
>>
>>14702262
what do you like

>>14702282
this is a pretty dank combo
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>>14702522
Already bought vodka and apple juice, i have coke if i run out of juice.
>>
>>14702526
It's pretty much specifically Żubrówka or another bison grass. Vodka and apple juice is nice anyway but Żubrówka is the way to go.
>>
>>14702526
normal vodka isn't the same at all, loses the nice taste for me to be honest
>>
>>14702526
Stop being a woman, vodka tastes like nothing after the 5th shot
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>>14702536
Vodka has never given me a hangover that's why I binge drink it
>>
>>14702536
are you also one of those cunts who think that all vodka tastes like shitty mouthwash
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this is where its at.

rum also available.
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>>14702552
premixes always taste shit imo
I only really like my bourbon straight like a good seppo
>>
>>14702559
i use them for pre- drinking

also new battery for the bike arrived (old one exploded), fancy lithium fucker, weighs next to nothing
>>
>>14702184
http://atkinsrotary.com/index.php?pag=5
Just sayin'
You could prolly wing it if you used internet videos/not being a retard.
>>
>>14702563
>pre-drinking
unless you want all the girls to steal your drinks you should be drinking beers
and unless you want all the shitcunts to steal your beers you should be drinking tooheys old
>>
really cunts, sold out already?
>>
>>14702569
i drink scotch usually, thanks.
i actually like tooheys old.

and what are you, some kind of non-alcoholic?
>>
>>14702569
>hanging around people like this
Dont be a dumbfuck and choose your friends better
>>
>>14702581
>not $4.20
fuuuuuck
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>>14702582
>and what are you, some kind of non-alcoholic?
wish I was m8
>>
>>14702581
i bought as many as i could

then burned them

for maximum mad
>>
>tfw lost all motivation to do anything
I have so much that I want to do but I just can't bring myself to do it
>>
>>14702602
This.

Good friends won't drink your beer without asking first.
>>
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/rockingham/cars-vans-utes/1995-ford-falcon-turbo-ute/1103502594


guys seriously?
seems cheap, maybe too cheap
>>
>>14702627
its a falcon, one of the most common cars in the country. not shit that its gonna be cheap.
>>
>>14702615
Same here. Need to get back on my antidepressants but I know my gp will give me a lecture for not taking them.

Weed and alcohol are the only things getting me through right now
>>
>>14702635
>antidepressants
>weed
>alcohol
yeah no wonder you're fucked ya dumb cunt
>>
>>14702546
No, I'm one of those cunts that can't afford top notch vodka
>>
>>14702552
I really like drinking red label even though it's just a can of Coke
>>
>>14702639
Been fucked long before I started either. Neither involve serotonin so I'm fine cunt
>>
>>14702643
take the cheapest vodka you can get and dump it through a brita water filter jug 4 or 5 times (use a vodka-specific filter)

works like a charm
>>
>>14702121
My CM Valiant is fun to drive. Reliable, fun for an automatic, parking isn't a pain, nice on the highway and hektik on backroads. Even post emission models were the most powerful 6 cylinder in its class and 160hp is fine, 203/218 hp if its pre emissions 265

If you're looking at 70's landbarges, Valiants were the best
>>
>>14702643
Finlandia isn't too bad but I know jack shit about alcohol so take that as you will.
>>
Counselling was shit house

She told me to drop out, and go to TAFE, which is fine i think, thats good advice. The problem is organising to switch to a TAFE course before census date on the 31st

I tried telling her i felt depressed, but she just completely ignored it telling me im just down from uni. I told her i have no friends and she told me she doesn't believe it. God damn it, what a bitch
>>
>>14702666
dude dont go to tafe you'll just feel worse. tafe is for bogans, at least uni is respectable.
>>
>>14702262
wheat beer if you like beer. get a hefeweizen, white wheat beer just tastes like blonde lager drinks. has a really fruity after taste, like catually distinct banana or passionfruit taste.. not like some beer/wine descriptions where they say 'fruity notes' etc. but doesn't have any at all.. it actually has a noticeable taste, like the banana lollies

any vodka is good for spirits, get the russian ones. there's different tastes to vodka but if you don't drink it much you won't notice and they'll all taste the same. if you're mixing and like it, then spiced rum is pretty good.
vodka is best shot not mixed imo, if mixing then rum or something will do fine. they all get pretty diluted by coke.
>>
>>14702666
>switching from uni to TAFE
You've got that the wrong way around...
>>
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>buying first car
>get this reply (top)
>ask for pictures
>get bottom reply

lol fuckin islanders
>>
>>14702684
counselling woman said to do it, because i appeared like a hands-on guy. she said alot of people dont grasp conceptual and for simpler people theres always a trade that will never go out of demand. She then explained that plumbers and air conditioning repair men earn alot of money which i might like

She wrapped it up after 25 minutes. I was told an hour
>>
>>14702700
she's literally just said you're all muscle and no brains and should be a ditch digger. fuck that, stay in uni and make something decent of yourself instead of a janitor.
>>
>>14702643
Luksusowa is under $40 a bottle and is very good.
>>
>>14702709
I could be a DITCH DIGGER???
>>
>>14702709
shits fucked cunt
>>
>>14702700
Sounds like she didn't give a fuck and just wants you gone from uni entirely. Do NOT drop out and go to TAFE, they aren't even slightly respectable anymore. Employers will actually not hire you if they see TAFE on a resume.
>>
>>14702552
If I'm premixing it's usually a capt morgs or something similar.
>>
Can you make a white russian with some iced coffee? Farmers union of course.
>>
>>14702721
i was really concerned about the fact that she brushed off my depression. This is the first person ive told about this, and she said i was down from trying to adjust to uni life. I thought depression was treated seriously?

The other problem i have with her is she expects me to switch to TAFE or drop out all together by the 31st, she isn't expecting me to stay at all. I told her im not getting the material and the information is not sticking but again, she didn't want to hear it
>>
>>14702698
>buying first car
>"can't be driven only for parts"
M8
>>
>>14702753
yeah thats part of it, (im not buying that one, he sent it to be via a friend because i made it public that i was looking for a car)
>>
>>14702756
Fair enough, in that case I see no problem with his response. It's a 500 donor, no doubt you will make that back selling it all
>>
>>14702757
probably stolen
>>
>>14702747
Don't listen to her man, she just sounds like she didn't give a fuck and wants you gone. Have you tried calling one of those depression hotlines? They'll actually listen to you and be able to provide actual advice instead of "just drop out".
>>
>>14702759
Didn't think of that, it probably is
>>
>been trying to sell my car since before the dawn of man
>today get a text from woman
>wants to buy it today
>cancel plans because I need to sell this thing
>today turns into tonight
>9pm and still waiting
she is on her way. if she doesn't buy it I'll be mad as fuck.
>>
>>14702780
Rape her if she doesnt buy it
>>
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Is there really a "cop chip" or is it just bullshit bogans say when bragging about their excop Falcons?

>mfw ad right now for an ex cop V6 commodore says it's more powerful than the V8 'because of the cop chip and cop computer'
>>
NEED A NEW THREAD
E
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>>14702787
Fuck off, its only page 3.
>>
>>14702784
I would be tempted because she's not too bad looking but her male friend is driving her...

>>14702787
Page 3 bro calm your tits
>>
>>14702780
If she does show up get ready for "I'm a single mum on welfare can I buy it in payments of $100 a fortnight it's all I can afford I have 3 kids at home [bonus points] and my ex partner stole/destroyed all my _____"
>>
>>14702797
>"Well add this car onto your list of poor choices"
>>
>>14702760
I will, ive never been tried for mental problems. But seeing how im acting compared to everyone else, what im doing cant be right

>>14702786
yes and no. Dad claimed he had a chipped up v6 VR and that was the fastest car he's ever owned. The 15 dollar chips on Ebay are placebo, go to a performance shop and ask their opinions
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>sitting in car with friend after uni
>bitching about tfw no gf
>point to the first grill i see from the car
>5/10, long hair, jelly belly
>see, i would love something like that, theres nothing wrong with that
>start telling him about the joys of plain looking women
>next day he's talking to her
>a week later he doesn't talk to me anymore
>he doesn't carpool me anymore
>flat out ignores me
this shit hurts, what a faggot
>>
>>14702793
There are almost 400 replies tho
>>
>>14702797
she's been waiting to get the money so she should have the cash
she had to sell her car first
>mfw I would have swapped with cash her way
>>
>>14702807
you're the faggot

the only reason I got with my ex gf of 2 years was because my friend said he liked her
>>
NEW THREAD

>>14702824
>>14702824
>>14702824
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>>14701927
Those wheels really don't suit the car


also fucking wash your car
>>
>>14702643
Luksusowa as the ither guy said, best pure vodka, only popular one made from potatoes, lowest headache per shot of any vodka imo

otherwise zytnia is good stuff too
>>
>>14702786
Na m8 probably bs. It will be shit because the engine idles so much because they leave there car on and they always have to thrash the shit out of the engine to accelerate with 300kg of gear and shit
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