/DAT/ - [ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >DUDE >W

cunt

tfw gf takes photos of cute old cars and sends them to me.

>>14663358
Does she sent noodz too tho?

>>14663497
>wanting nudz when you got pics of cars

>not getting pix of gf nood all over randoms cars in the street.

>>14663117
>can't get baked during the uni semester
Just kill me now, lads.

>>14663662
>can smoke whenever
>have to limit myself to only weekends or after work
I have no motivation normally so smoking is bad for me. Now I want to work more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mC6tiyNjLQ

>you can't have a camera on your helmet
>you can't have a tinted visor on your helmet

fuck Australia's laws.

>>14663358
>cute old cars
>cute
what are you a faggot?

>>14664095
Frig off mate, pop up lights are adorable.

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Do want

>>14664095
lotus elan's are cute m8

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>>14664095
>>14664175
Need to wipe name. Have a winking Miata.

>>14664175
Kill yourself newfag

I'm looking for a floor jack that lifts pretty high, are eBay jacks trustworthy?

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Alright, it's not cute but the second gen MPS has the best psycho smile. Imagine that fucker tailgating you along a deserted highway at night.

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It looks like a happier FWD Supra.

>>14664222
hnnnnnnnnnng

>>14664092
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-09-16/court-to-hear-legal-challenge-over-helmet-cameras/6778744

They threw out the fine and basically set a precedent in Victoria that helmet cams are ok.

Hell, the cops in a few other states are issued helmet cams.

>>14664551
>They threw out the fine and basically set a precedent in Victoria that helmet cams are ok.
No. The case was thrown out because the standard that the police were saying motorcyclists were violating couldn't be accessed by the public.

The argument in favour of helmet cameras etc was never heard by the court.

All that will happen is they'll throw the standard up on the internet and go back to fining people for it.

>>14664551
>>14664613
>Lawyers Maurice Blackburn appealed the magistrate’s decision, arguing successfully that the Australian Standard governing motorcycle helmets was not made freely accessible to the public by VicRoads, therefore, riders could not be found guilty of breaching a standard that was not publically available.

>Maurice Blackburn also argued during the appeal hearing that motorcycle helmets in Victoria needed to meet the relevant standard at the date of manufacture and supply. It was submitted that this meant helmets could not be considered non-compliant at a later date, such as if a camera was attached.

>But because the first argument was accepted by Judge Jordan, he did not need to rule on the latter argument.

>>14664613
kek. Fuck that shit hole.

Cucktoria, not even once.

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Does the luxury tax still apply on an old car?

>>14665042
Only new cars, 2nd hand cars are their own thing

>>14665055
Great

>>14665074
They tend to depreciate like a motherfucker, which is kind of cool if you're a buyer... not so great if you're a seller.
Some of them can also come back and bite you in terms of parts costs too, especially the euros tend to love tearing bite sized chunks out of you for spares.

Is there anything worse than a female copper?

Like at least the blokes can sometimes be reasonable and use common sense, i have never met a female copper not on a complete power trip.

>>14665088
I'm bringing a car. Should have said that.
Wondered if the luxury tax still applied on an old import.

>>14665092
>Is there anything worse than a female copper?
I've only met about 2 that where not entirely fucking horrible human beings.
Even then the 2nd one was probably liable to crush a testicle or two on a bad day.

>>14665098
Its generally pain-free on importing cars, especially if you've owned them for some time overseas (12+ months)
What brand/model/year?
It 'might' need to be complied

>>14665113
1983 308GTS
But i've only had it 4 months so far and it's incapable of moving under it's own power

>>14665126
It wont need to be complied, just a roadworthy.

You cunts should check out my road trip thread if you wanna talk about anything road trip related, would be nice to share stories about the cool shit we've seen

>>14664506

how are my poor lower class people spending their weekend

>>14665360
Popping pills to go to sleep

>>14665365
haha you know how i sleep?

with a $50 dollar meal in my stomach

t rich man

>>14665376
k

>>14665376
t. fat cunt

>not buying $50 in random meats from the supermarket and grilling it all up drunk at 1 in the morning with the lads

>>14665417
>tfw friends dont do shit like this
>Only ever want to go to clubs
>All I want is some drinks around the barbie
>Maybe some cone
They wont even go to the pup anymore. Miss my sportsbar bants

>When the seller responds instantly then doesn't reply

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>>14665424
Fark mate, I know the feeling well. Mine try and drag me off to clubs and parties every weekend nowadays. They're slowly turning into normies.

We still have a big meetup every few months, though. Cones, grog and food. Hangovers and greasy Maccas breakfast the following morning. I don't want to see an end to those days.

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>dudebro just told me "nice car bro" while giving him way at crosswalk

itt: rich nice car feels

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this is now a /wagon/ thread
>stock suspension
>hauled so much stuff that I can only fit a thong in there

>>14665748
Someone shoop a S T A N C E | W O R K S logo on there.

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>>14665748
What were you hauling and to where, and what sort of shitbox is this anon?

>>14665764
his mum was in the back seat

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>>14665756
Behold my MS paint masterpiece.

>>14665766
Savage.

Cleanest I've ever seen.
http://www.j-spec.com.au/auction/1988orolder/1987-Toyota-Mr2-7407949.html

>no weed
well this fucking sucks

>>14665806
>implying Jimmy's wasn't clean.

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>>14665830
poorfag and a degenerate fag

DUDE WEED TO ESCAPE MY SHIT LIFE LMAO

i blame your poorfag abusive drunken father and shitty public school

>>14665830
Feel ya, would offer to help but down to my last cone

>>14665839
loser who couldnt even get on in nimbin detected
whats it like to have no friends

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>>14665846
>>14665841
lol if you have dumb cunt friends who smoke weed they are jobless ugly faggots who buy their clothes from k mart

>>14665846
He's just roleplaying, anon. I've had some close fucking calls making that trek, though. It was even crazier in the early days.

>>14665764
>autism triggered
that's not an sti

>>14665846
>whats it like to have no friends
not him but I know this feel

>>14665923
Mee too

>>14665764
Volvo v70, moving stuff to new house
Honestly I don't know how people live with sedans, how do you transport tables and washing machines and stuff

>>14666028
rent a ute, van or light truck for a couple days

or just pay other cunts to rock up in a truck and do the work for you

>got a job in sydney
>this means i have to live there
Well its good pay but I hate sydney so much

>>14666028
Git gud and weld up your own trailer.

seriously guys, this

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/langford/cars-vans-utes/2009-honda-jazz-hatchback/1099693048

plus this
http://www.sprintex.com.au/honda-fit-jazz/

how hard can it be to install, right?

>>14666050
already got a box trailer, it's useful but not enclosed and aesthetic

4age blacktop or 4agze into my mr2?
Is it straight plug and play?

Going to penetrate a tranny in the pussy this weekend.

http://melbourne.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/?layout=gallery

Help me choose one out.

>>14666129
http://melbourne.backpage.com/TranssexualEscorts/i-am-definitely-top-and-hardcore-available-now/14374624

>>14666137
How to spot a faggot: The referral.

What are you a gay cunt? I want a trannys ass I can fuck not get fucked.

>>14664092
Are gopros actually strong enough to damage a motorbike helmet?

>>14666146
Pot v. Kettle

>>14666155
no it's made of cheap plastic it would just smash into 1,000,000 pieces

>>14665748
fark me what are you hauling jimmy?

>>14666183
dude that's not jimmy jimmy's subaru has mad wheels

>>14666189
pic?

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>>14666195

>find ramps on scumtree for $40
>my battery is dead so borrow my mums car
>all her crap dangling off her keys tapping my knee the whole drive
How do people deal with all that hanging rattling shit

>>14666214
keys should consist of AT MOST

1. key
2. fob/immobilizer/key less
3. bottle opener

>>14666204
FUCK OFF

>>14666239
Mines
-car key
-shed key
-door key
-total tools member dangly
No bottle opener though, I use the seatbelt for that

>>14666239
>bottle opener

Not using the door latch

>>14666248
>taking the door latch with you

>>14666246
i have separate key ring, with house, work, shed etc on

>>14666256
You don't take your door latch with you?

>>14666239
>key
>thats it

>>14666246
>not hiding your house keys in your backyard
tb,h i forgot the last time i locked all my doors

>>14666040
Which bit?

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>tfw just ran through a neighboring hood throwing paint thinner at cars

>>14666264
I hope you get prostate cancer

>>14666214
Sometimes it's necessary.
On mine I have:
>key for house
>3 mokes + 1 fuel cap
>e30 remote and separate starter + backup door
>gym buzzer
I think that's 9 things. Means I don't have to fuck around finding another set

>>14666266
one of them was that bmw clown shoe hatch but ///m edition. probably mid 2000's? im guessing seemed pretty rare in this very shiny silver

>>14666264
>not brake fluid

>>14666272
is that better?

>>14666274
oh shit yes

>>14666276
explain how.

>>14666272
New stuff isnt no where near as good as the old shit.

>>14666279
paint thinner/metho/whatever, it will evaporate before it does any damage.
brake fluid eats the bare metal

>>14666283
is worth keeping in car for road rage situation?

>>14666286
too messy and theres no shock factor involved. smash up some spark plugs and carry the ceramic around to throw at windshields

HJ's for dinner because I'm

POOR
O
O
R

>>14666286
Brake fluid is more a covert job, not a road rage job

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So i'll probably be selling my ute for about 8-9k and if i sell my bike which i'm not too keen on i would get about 3-4. So that'd be 11k

Now i wouldn't want to spend all that money on a car, i've been looking at the mx5, i'd love to have a car that i can put some time into but fuck me mx5s are 4k for a peice of shit 250,000km. 4000 for a car that is 25 years old and could be on it's last legs is one hell of a gamble so i've been looking at other cars.

So i've only really found the celica to be both affordable and in the 2 door coupe style but i'm unsure as to how fast you could make it compared to the miata and how much you'd have to spend on it to get it to that level cause comparing the two engines and what my old boss said, the celica is underpowered.

I probably haven't looked around enough though, are there any other cars that'd be pretty fast for about 8k including work?

>>14666309
For how it looks the seventh gen Celica's pretty underwhelming. If you want to make it powerful 3S-GTE swap and AWD convert it.

Or look around for a Celica GT-Four which is a factory turbo AWD.

>>14666309
LIBERTY
W
A
G
O
N

>>14666331
[CV JOINTS INTENSIFY]

>>14666333
>JIMMY SHITTING INTENSIFIES

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Parents have convinced me into going to have a look at this tomorrow.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/scottsdale/cars-vans-utes/1998-toyota-corolla-hatchback/1107508429

Seems a bit overpriced. Would prefer something less bland but the 'rents won't shut up about "muh Toyota reliability" and "you need to get a car with low mileage" so ehh.

>tfw there isn't much in the way of reasonably cheap low-ish mileage small sporty manual cars for sale
>tfw no Astina SP or 4AGE powered 'Rolla

>>14666348
>grandmother era of corolla's

>>14666288
lol what

>>14666351
It was the low kays that caught my eye, I find it pretty bland otherwise.

Trying to work out whether that matters or not once I get rid of the Ninjette for a faster bike.

>>14666348
>$3600 for a granny Corolla
remember the last time you got laid? well it will be the last

>>14666331

I've thought about that too, still somewhat expensive for anything with less then 200,000 and at that price and milage i'd rather the mx5.

>>14666318
AWD convert sounds like a lot of work, considering i'm pretty shit with cars i'd have to get it done at a shop but i haven't even looked at them too much and like i said before, they're not too overpriced.

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-Celica-1993/SSE-AD-3824171/?Cr=0

>>14666358
I'm not paying a dollar over $3k, even that feels too much for one of those.

There isn't much to choose from down here, especially if you want something with that many kays on it.

>>14666364
Don't buy that piece of shit Corolla.

>>14666348

This one here is cheaper, has less miles and looked better and is in a better color. you are definately over paying mind you i'm not sure where you live but car sales has much, much better options on carollas

http://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Toyota-Corolla-1989/OAG-AD-12212045/?Cr=1

>>14666363
It probably would be and I have no idea how you'd do it, but if you wanted power in a seventh gen Celica that would be the way to do it.

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-Celica-1990/SSE-AD-3716284/?Cr=2

This is the one that came with AWD and turbo.

>>14666389
>lady owner

It's fucked

>>14666367
Well find me something decent for under $4k and 150k kilometres down here in Tassie then.

Must be small, sporty ish, manual and have air-con. Pref hatch or wagon.

Was also considering this.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/west-hobart/cars-vans-utes/2001-mazda-323-hatchback-great-buy/1106878817

>everything is overpriced because lolTassie

>>14666385
Carsales has way less options down here, sadly.

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>>14666291
and fat

>>14666401
Surprisingly I'm not.

>>14666355
Squishy?

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>>14666408
The one and only.

>>14666394
>finding anything decent in taswegia
fuck buying cars in that state unless you want an x-trail (fucking state car or some shit, swear i saw one in every other driveway)

do what every other cunt does and buy in melbourne

>>14666413
Why you no trip?

>>14666425
It fell off.

But seriously, I don't see the point in using it much any more. I barely post so what's the point etc.

>>14666408
Nah, he's dead. For like the 4th time.

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>tfw rain

>>14666425
He's dead m8, that poster is a spoopy skelly.

>>14666418
>do what every other cunt does and buy in melbourne

Seriously connsidering it, there's sweet fuck all to be had down here.

There was a Proton Satria GTi up a while back but it was gone pretty quickly.

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>>14666442
>Proton
Do you guys reckon Malaysian ricers stick Mitsu badges on these because it's JDM tyte?

>>14666468
>Do you guys reckon Malaysian ricers stick Mitsu badges on these because it's JDM tyte?

kek Probably. They probably stick "Handling by Lotus" badges on everything too, seeing as Proton owns (owned?) Lotus.

>>14666431
Aw, I liked seeing you and SoupNinja and Socks post. Miss those guys

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>Some whore commented on getting an 86 in an 86 modification video
>Messaged her telling she probably got the auto and only because it looks good
>Beta white knight cucks flock to defend her
>Rek them all

fucking 86 owners are cancer except me

>>14666528
You sure showed them

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>>14666532
Yeah I did they got mad as fuck my google box has 16+ messages in 5 minutes.

Fucking absolute poorfags.

>>14666540
>drives a toyota
>calling anyone else poor
what

>>14666549
guys

don't start this again

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>>14666549
You clearly do not know who I am

>>14666560
you're that seppo faggot right?

>>14666553
We need a name for this since busposting covers too much autism already.

>>14666566
You clearly don't so allow me to explain

You're wheat. I am the Angus cow that eats you. I am worth a lot of money and you are not. You are eaten then shit out by me

>>14666440
>perfect skid weather
>only own a bike
Feels bad

>>14666568
Yep, that seppo faggot.

>>14666309
My first car was basically exactly that commodore, same colour, but completely stock. I miss that thing.

>>14666568
You don't deserve to share the anonymous name with all the other poorfags, you should adopt a trip code to distinguish yourself

>>14666440
Watched 20 minutes of this off my mates balcony

It's better on TV

>>14666571
T. public transport user

>>14666577
t. seppo faggot

>>14666519
Those were good times.

>amount of scencs being posted goes down
>level of shitposting goes up
>????
>iluminarty

>>14666569
>not doing skids on your bike

>>14666567
seppofagging

>>14666579
Are you in love with me with is why you keep replying?

I'll be the wealthier man and walk around 360 degrees out of here

>>14666580
Bike skids just don't compare.

>>14666584
kek, he believes his own shit.

>>14666584
bby troll hungry tonight

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>>14666577
I'm doing all 4 days this weekend

I've gone from doing nothing to walking about 8 hours each day lel

>>14666568
Timestamped ballsack on steering wheel or you're a bus cuck.

>work at 4am
>starting to get anxious that I'm not asleep
>now worried I won't get up
>can't sleep anymore. Too fucking anxious
Anyone else get this? Going to dive into the last of my valium to hopefully help.

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Trying to remember this youtube video I watched a few weeks ago.

Some tranny singing on a pianoa bout some aboriginal lullaby about muh stolen generation.

Please post it lol

test

>>14666594
yeah all the time. i usually end up getting a couple hours in. its only 11pm dude

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>>14666594
I'm going to have a comfy sleep in tomorrow then do some surf fishing for gummy shark

>>14666621
post his cock

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>>14666626
This is a classy British woman, peasant. Show manners

>>14666619
It's like 3 hours sleep once I leave time to get ready and get there

>>14666621
Fuck you. Can't even think the last time I went finishing

>>14666637
You are fucked up, it has an adams apple and dat man jaw.

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>>14666637
This is classy british woman.

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>>14666640
It's a proper class British slag innit

>>14666639
Sleep at work

>>14666649
more one piece swimsuit

>It's a /dat/ goes quiet to pretend they are not home on Friday night thread

>>14666666

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>>14666649
this is a proper british slag m8

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>>14666676
Hey I was posting her few days ago. How did you get my future girlfriends images?

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>>14666519
>Aw, I liked seeing you and SoupNinja and Socks post. Miss those guys

I'm still here, dropped the trip a while ago.

>>14666676
>>14666680
/would marry

i'm so lonely

hey guys im driving a car fast in a straight line for the first time tomorrow, any pointers?

>>14666680
reverse search youll find the motherless gallery

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>>14666602
Lmao nvm I found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs


>Those comments

>>14666684
I bet she's had more cocks than you have had hot meals.

>>14666585
True, can't argue that.

>>14666688
Don't hit anything.

>>14666688
keep it straight

go fast

>>14666693
Those coons laughed during it

>these fags think this is music and they paid us fat stacks for it

>>14666693
holy shit those coons are high as fuck on heroin

>>14666692
I know I found her years ago on imagefap while going through my British teen slag in tight dresses phase

>>14666697
>>14666699
thx lads

will try to post results tomorrow night

>>14666693
>"A hot new tune the kids can bop to: Tranny and the Cavemen."

kek

>>14666607
This shit happens to me a fair bit, usually on Thursday night/Friday morning for some reason.

Shit sucks but you'll wake up in time, exhausted.

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>>14666681
>XXR

At how many thousand kilometers should I not bother buying an e30? 200,000? 250,000?

>>14666722
400000

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guys my dog ate rat sack. looked up the active ingrediant, says it kills dogs in 3-5 days
going to the vets in the morning, will he make it?
how fucked is my wallet going to be?

pic extremely related

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>>14666712
Better than what the previous owner put on.

>pic related

>>14666726
thanks.

>>14666728
sl33p tight pupper

>>14666728
They'll probably flush his stomach
When did he eat it?

>>14666728
>waiting until morning to do anything about it

Cunts fucked. RIP.

>>14666728
feed that poor cunt ipecac

>>14666729
Don't people realize how bad those look or any ugly wheel you see on a car.

I rarely see good looking wheels that suit the car these days.

People have no taste. They are no artists. An artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity.

>>14666728
A teaspoon of ipecac should make him vomit up the rat poison. Keep in mind though that vomiting only remove about 10-60% of what is ingested so it will be necessary to get the necessary vitamin K antidote from a veterinarian. Rat poison blocks vitamin K and prevents the blood from clotting, causing the animal to bleed to death. It can easily be treated with vitamin K from your veterinarian and should be give for 2-3 weeks after ingestion. Signs of rat poisoning are difficult breathing, coughing, bruising on the gums and abdomen, bloody nose and blood in the urine or stool. These symptoms don't start immediately and can actually show up days or a week later.

RIP pupper

>>14666728
Get your dog to puke somehow, hopefully he'll chuck it up before it gets absorbed into his system.

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>>14666733
sometime today or yesterday, not sure. found the plastic wrappers in the backyard tonight along with BLUE poo.

>>14666734
sister in law is a vet. she says as long as he isnt bleeding from. . . .orifices, he should last till morning

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>>14666728
pic related ate rat kill the stupid cunt. took him to the vet, they made him vomit, cost $300

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>>14666745
Think he's fucked then. Sorry mate. RIP doggy.

>>14666745
Yeah he's fucked.

goodnight pupper

>>14666749
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>>14666742
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>>14666732
was going to reply saying don't respond to the attention whoring cunt with a bullshit post to attract responses but i didn't at the last second

should have desu

Next dat thread is rip puppers edition in memory of the dog

>>14666756
Nah it's /WAGON/ next up

Dog probably won't kark it for another couple days so we'll save RIP PUPPERS EDITION for then

>>14666760
this

puppers is bleeding out slowly from the inside, what a way to die.

>>14666728
>putting clothes on your dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4hfmH3b3LU

BUS RIDING FAT MEN THAT'S WHO WE ARE

WE'RE LIVING WITH OUR PARENTS BUT WE'RE GONNA GO FAR

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>>14666549
>Drives a toyota
>Poor as fuck
This is true

>>14666773
he was very skinny when i adopted him, in winter he was shivering like a crack head, i purchased a "security" hooddie for him, he ate that too.

Opinions of Subaru Outback?

>>14666794
lolheadgaskets in the 2.5L ones.

Get a flat six with the luxury interior imo.

>>14666778
bbt troll so hungry

>>14666799
THEY SEE OUR NUMBERS GROWING


THEY SHOUT TROLL

BUSS RIDING FAT MAN THATS WHO WE ARE

>>14666803
om nom nom nom soo bby troll hungry

>>14666798
>lolheadgaskets in the 2.5L ones.
The turbo? 2.5L?

Thought they were essentially the same as the Liberty? Do they also suffer the same problem?

The "luxury" 3.0L is more appealing to me desu tho

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>>14666806
Our leaders march with fuses and we with hand grenades

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>>14666794
Quite possibly the most normie of all normie cars.

>>14666790
So why aren't you at the vet right now?
Niggers shit was blue. Needs mad stomach pump and then have it refilled with fuck tons of vitamin rich water and those anti rat rekt drugs, then needs that delicious steak + pork rib meat combo and some shit to chew on.

See, this is why i have a golden retriever. He's too smart to off himself in such a stupid way.
>Second day he's introduced to the new yard
>Never been exposed to those fence latch things before, pic related
>watches me do it once
>casually walks up and noses it unlatched, pulls it open with his paw
>All of 20 seconds before he can escape whenever he feels like

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>tfw i'm not a dog person

>>14666822
yeah he spent time on the street before i got him.
when the gf's husky broke the gate and spent the night with the neighbors, those same neighbors were afraid cose he stood at the hole in the gate growling, but wouldn't leave the house. he knows he has it good here, he never leaves the property by himself.

also rotty x dob of some kind

>>14666832
I have two great Danes. My maid walks them not me.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knk7Kh7mKKI

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>>14666866
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuL_euRslTc

>>14666902
A modern day bus rider

Mean mean stride

Todays poorfag

No, no pride

Hope pupper makes it, otherwise RIP old m8.

Got a question about re-painting cam covers - what's the best way to go about getting a metallic but glossy finish? I took it to a powder coating place in town today and had a talk with a fella there about the best way to approach it and he reckons as it's an aluminium piece it's best not to powder coat as the heat treatment may warp it. Apparently I should get it professionally cleaned and prepped for some high temp paint to spray on and then clear coat it.

And yes, it is for rice purposes.

>>14666910
What color?

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>>14666922
Probably something along the lines of pic related. It's a 20 valve cover though so it's one piece and not two.

>>14666932
$3 dollar can of high temperature chrome spray paint

>>14666938
Easy! Sounds a lot better than paying someone eleventy billion dollars to do it for me.

>>14666910
>>14666932
>Hey /o/ how do i fucking paint something
Jesus christ nigger

>Sand it back
>Spray that shit with high temp
>Wait for it to dry a bit, 2nd coat
>Wait for that one to dry, now do the other colours on the bits you want
>Wait for it to dry, spray the bitch with clear, bitches love clear
>Another coat
>Bolt that shit on

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>friends hate my valiant
>family hates my valiant
>everybody tells me to sell it
im sick of this shit all the goddamn time, everything i own and do is criticized

>girl is interested in me
>become interested with her
>things are going great
>do movies with her, great night
>do something else with her the next week together and with all our other friends
>people coming up and telling me "aw you guys are so cute together"
>organise something else with her
>last minutes bails on that
>organise something else the next week
>she bails again
>finally meet up with her again and things are so good again
>more people are questioning whether we are a thing now
>she messages me telling me what she did one night "yeah got super drunk with my ex"
>k.jpg
>we meet up after work to talk about what's up
>tells me she has feelings for her ex again and that she doesn't wanna go any further with me because she "doesn't want to hurt me"
>absolutely gutted
>meet up again the following night and talk some more
>couple days later she wants to go to some place for dinner because it'll be fun
>oblige
>close to the night, she tells me she has other plans she forgot about
>try to reschedule but can't give me a solid answer
>back to feeling like a pathetic loser cuck

WHY DIDN"T I FUCKING STOP AGES AGO AND OFFED MYSELF ALREADY

>>14666980
>Jesus christ nigger

I've never painted anything before... pls no bully. :(

>tfw manager pays me in cigs to buy shit from the servo
Preddy gud

>>14667435
are bottom of barrel JPS or some premium winnies?

>>14667535
Jps gold unfortunately. Winnies are too expensive for a maccas manager

>>14666990
Don't, I was in that situation, After I sold my XY fairmont

>friend said why did you sell it
>parents said i was dumb for selling it

Other people want to make you depressed because they are depressed themselves and jealous of it.

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>tfw no JDM Af spanner
I mean just look at that beautiful patina. Instant classic

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Can anyone identify the bike in this picture? I saw this while walkin home and wanted to get a better idea of what it was when I got home. I don't visit /o/ often, but lately I have been interested in getting into motorcycles.

I was thinking about getting my first bike, and it'd be great if I can snag something cheap off the dude who owns it since it seems to have been sitting there a while (grass has grown up through the spokes). But I suppose that would raise concerns as to whether or not it works? Anyway, thanks again, fellow ausfags from /o/

>>14668721
That'd be a Kawasaki Ninja ZXR250, made somewhere between 1991 and 1999.

I'd enquire as to why it's been sitting that long, seems rather odd that someone's not out riding it. They're popular LAMS bikes so it makes me wonder why they've let it sit for ages rather than sell it to someone else if they're not riding it any more

If it's been sitting for a while the carbs could be all kinds of gunked up and would need to be cleaned - if you're mechanically minded that's not too bad (though syncing up four carburettors could be "fun") but if you have to pay a shop to do it it could be pricey.

If it does run get it inspected by a motorcycle mechanic and a report written up about what needs doing/is wrong with it.

If it were me I'd be looking at bikes that run though, much less hassle than throwing money endlessly at a bike to get it working right.

It might be cheaper in the short term to buy something like that and fix it up but you need to work out whether that's better than buying something that just werks out of the box. Who knows what is wrong with it and what needs to be fixed/replaced to get it up to scratch.

>>14668825
On second thoughts it could be a stat write-off, unable to be re-registered and road-legal ever again or have a blown engine/transmission.

Can't really think of any other reason it'd be sitting for so long.

Sydney meet when?

>>14668935
Go karts brah

>>14667008
Why didn't you put the hard word on word on her after the second time you went out.

You are a faggot.

Guys, I found him curled up and cold this morning. He is dead.

I'm just gonna go to the pub, get shitfaced and start a fight.

>>14669104
>him
clearly means Jimmy
Jimmy is kill.

>>14669104
Dog? Cat? Person? Spider?

>>14669120
my dad

>>14669120
The dog you fucking retarded idiot, do you even read the thread, fuck,. Just go kill yourself.

>>14669130
no link me to the post

>>14669130
Most of these threads are shitposting so I just skip most of it

>>14669104
Well shit.

Rip doggy dog, may he gnaw the biggest bones and chase his favourite toys in the afterlife.

Got another offer for the Subaru this time it's for this Statesman.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/andrews-farm/cars-vans-utes/statesman-5ltr-will-swap/1107541435

>V8 so I wouldn't be able to drive it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBywfhWvOYY

>>14669264
why are you selling the subaru mang. My gen 1 is hell sick so should your gen 2
>5ltr statesman
seems like a pretty good offer. unless the transmission is fucked which they all are on these cars. Just thirsty motherfuckers

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Greetings from Chryslers on the Murray

>Wake up
>No hangover
>Find out Gawker got assraped
Good day mates

>>14669655
>google gawker
>http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/hulk-hogan-gets-115m-verdict-876768
>115 won in law suit

man fucking sueing is where it is if you want to get rich.

who should you so and what should you sue for?

whats the chances ill lose even tho they did something to me that fucked me over

should I get a mate to spill something at coles then if its there 30 minutes later slip on it

if i were to break my arm how much money would I get

>>14669909
Lady fell in a bucket of hot oil while working at maccas and only got $40k

i hate moving with every last bone in my body
fuck this

>>14669919
stip moving your bones then

>>14669916
that was USA

and she was probably an idiot who didn't take it any further that was their first offer and that's what she accepted

>>14669932
Nah, victoria
http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/footage-of-young-mcdonalds-employee-slipping-into-boiling-oil-shown-in-court/news-story/79902ce0cf5e8d698b5e4b4e17c7554f

>>14669937
wtf 40k

get absolutely fucked thats bullshit. obviously got a shit lawyer with a degree from mcdonalds

>>14669949
Pretty shitty right. The stores logic is pants on head retarded.
>Caddy to safely move oil is broken
>Better store it in an open bucket around oily areas
If any hot oil got near my junk I'd be out for blood

>>14669962
just curious what happens if you sue a small business for millions but they dont have it

do they take out a loan and give you the money or something and have to pay it off

>>14669971
insurance

>>14669909
This is straya m8, you will get fuck all.

>>14669975
this is straya. youd expect to get tons of money

third world shitholes seem like the 40k is more suitable

also did you see news about two bikies who killed a guy for patting their dog

>8 years and 10 years

seriously what the fuck.

might as well go into a bank armed to the teeth and shoot a cunt to get millions. whats the worse that can happen 10 fuckign years

shit country

>>14669982
you should fuck off to some middle eastern shit hole where people get crucified for stealing bread

>>14669989
crucified and getting only 40k for getting deep fried

not much of a difference

>>14669937
Wasn't the 40k just the fine that maccas paid?

>>14669990
>"Ms Buza said in the two months prior to the incidents, she had also used an open bucket to remove the oil on several occasions"
Dont do obviously retarded things yourself then expect a massive payout when you get rekt by the obviously retarded things you've previously done

>>14670063
Plus she was the manager!

say someone is vandalizing your car. you spot them.

are you allowed to just lay the fuck into them non stop until they are at the brink of death?

im talking about putting their arm up on the curb and then stomping down on it to break it in half etc

what would the court say

>>14664233
There's a gto in my suburb and it sounds like shit

>>14670083
You just claim he fell over while you tried to apprehend him.

>I broke an abbo's arm after I found the cunt in my car.

>>14670083
I think a citizens arrest is fine. Just grab them and beat them every time they 'struggle'

>>14670083
why would the courts be involved

>>14670098
well if someone spotted you

>>14670116
because with our shitty laws seems like ill be the one to get arrested and used excessive force or someshit

>burglar robs your house and trips onknife you get sued

>>14670145
>burglar robs your house and trips onknife you get sued
stop being stupid, kid

>>14668462
XY's are so nice

My friends own Civics, Libertys, Excels and 121's and they're telling me my car is shit and slow. I love the car but it pisses me off to no end

>>14670151
you know those things actually happen in the UK and America

seems like the shit cunt judges here would do the same

>>14670192
why would he own a bunch of shit cars

>>14670192
they are jealous or its just shit stirring.
also 4g63 boost in that excel?

>>14670193
Currently the Civil Liability Act prevents a criminal from recovering damages for injuries where the criminal sustained
the injury while committing a serious offence. It is not clear that a mentally ill person who is injured while acting
unlawfully but who cannot be convicted of a crime because of his or her mental illness would be precluded from
recovering damages under the existing provisions. For example, a burglar who is injured while breaking and entering is
prevented from suing the home owner. However, if the burglar cannot be convicted of breaking and entering because
of mental illness he or she could still sue the home owner for injuries sustained while unlawfully on the home owner's
premises.
Proposed section 54A restricts the damages that can be awarded to people who are injured while committing what
would otherwise be a serious offence but who cannot be found criminally responsible because they are mentally ill. The
bill prevents such people from recovering damages for non-economic loss, such as pain and suffering, and for loss of
earnings. They will still be able to recover damages for medical and future care needs. People acting in self-defence
need to be confident that they will be protected by the existing law against having to pay damages to their attackers,
regardless of the mental condition of the attacker. Currently the Civil Liability Act protects a person who injures another
while acting in self-defence. The amendment to section 52 clarifies that this protection applies to a person who injures
a mentally ill person while acting in self-defence

>>14670089
That's an FTO.

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>>14670221
Excel is nice, but a shitbox. He couldn't figure out why his car felt slow and sluggish and though his injectors we blocked. I asked him if it was because we're in the car and realised more weight requires moar power. Not very bright person

>>14670209
each friend has one of each + a Ke70, a 4 door Lancer and a Pintara. One of them is building a Z31 which is cool and another is building a 89 Cressida which is meh to me. They got their own car shit going on which is nice and they call mine a shitheap while i tell them their cars are neat

>>14669937
>Warragul
Theres your problem bunch of fuckwits around here, so glad my misses moved in with me because fuck driving to that shit hole to visit her

>>14670267
needs that twin cam excel for the powaa
also based pintaara wagon? need that flubby ol wubblajang, una?

>>14670250
sorry i meant an fto

mitsubishi shit

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-Celica-1990/SSE-AD-3860107/?Cr=0

what do ya reckon lads it looks like shit, i wonder how much it'd be to remove the shit wrap

>>14670329
hows pupper mate

>>14670340
dead

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>>14670329
twin cam non boosted. its a fun car but its shit

>>14670330
Can't you just peel it off? Granted it'd look like shit even without the rice wrap, sun damaged as the exposed red bits look. Think shirt tan.

>>14670340
i trip, i cant beleive you all fell for >>14669104

his gums are pale, which is a bad sign, called the vets, they were totally nonchalant. booked in for 2pm lol

>>14670386
They are just gonna molest his anus with a thermometer and give him a heap of vitamin K

>>14668721
ZXR250/ZX2R. Basically Kawasaki's equivalent of Honda's CBR250RR/MC22 but not as reliable and with much less parts availability.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/salisbury/cars-vans-utes/vn-group-a-replica-12-000-or-10500-without-simmon-and-plates/1107570984

holy shit those plates

>>14670568
that fucking boot

when will bogans learn

>>14670568
>Not pic of engine bay
shit

anyone got a pic of jimmy's old bmw?

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>>14670568
"Always get asked if it's real"
>Always reply no, it's a VP exec

Is it ok to ask to have a mechanic look at a used car?
I asked someone to let me have someone look at it and he got really butthurt

COPS HANDING OUT DEFECTS ATM ON GORGE RD

>>14671106
Of course.

>>14670083
that sorta stuff has to be self-defence, if the abbo got out of your car and went after you then maybe, if he's running away and you kerbstomp him then you'll be in trouble

look aussie police doing good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N1iw5Vdim8

>>14666703
>phase
>not liking british teen slags for all eternity

>>14670083
how about actually training fighting.
do you know how i can tell you've never been in a fight before? you probably watch too much anime too lol

>>14671282
fucking good

>>14671450
I think the cunt's talking about some scenario where a skinny young paki kid is walking past his car, anon jumps out from behind a bush screaming "don't touch me falcoon ya noonga", overpowers the kid and tries to break his arm

>>14670193
stop going on /int/ and believing the fucking brits who post SUN articles
jesus christ
if i tell you i fucked your mother do you believe that too or what?

and i can't think of where you got the idea that this might happen in the US
more likely the robber gets sued millions for bleeding on the knife

>>14671479
I have the same dream anon. Just replace ragheads with liberal poofs.

>>14671495
>i-i-its /int/ memes

murdereres in this shit country get 10 years only

my brother the druggy punched a cop in the head and tried to drive off but they smashed out the window you know what he got for a 4th time offender?

1.5 years.

1.5 years for hitting a cop and trying to drive away

showed me pics of his jail its on a farm he has his own kitchen, tv, dvd's everything.

>>14671546
i was talking about UK and US mate

>went and looked at that '98 Corolla hatch
>went through the Sideling twice to get to Scottsdale, shit was fun
>car was pretty clean, though I suspect it was resprayed at some point because there was random red overspray in one of the guards and the engine bay was a slighly different tinge of red (even through the dust and grime)
>air-con worked excellently
>random aftermarket sunroof (nopenopenope) but apparently it was sealed up and didn't leak (sure, sure)
>owned by an old couple and an old guy before them in NSW
>old dude kept going on about how fast it was for a 1600cc (fucking lol, 4AFE 'Rollas are slow)
>interior was mint
>felt pretty meh towards it, wasn't particularly impressed
>only real win of the day was the old couple's son had a fucking MINT old-school Liberty RS Turbo parked in the yard, had a chat to him about it
>thing was all factory aside from WRX heads and zorst
>muhfuggendik.jpg

Didn't buy it, don't think I will honestly. That fucking Liberty though, holy shit my dick.

>>14671106
If they say no then they've obviously got something to hide.

And if they're hiding something then it's not worth your time to find out what.

>>14669264
Just fucking tell us what's wrong with your shitty Subaru you fucking dumb cunt

New /WAGON/ thread when

>>14671765
>thinking jimmy can tell what's wrong with a car

>>14669565
If you're still there tomorrow, I'll see you there.

t. Shitbox owner

>>14671640
>old dude kept going on about how fast it was for a 1600cc (fucking lol, 4AFE 'Rollas are slow)

Heh, I still remember the story the old fella told me in Scottsdale before taking the Seca home. When he and his wife picked it up from the dealership he stopped at a traffic light, and when it went green he gave it a little too much throttle, dropped the clutch, and ripped a fat FWD skid at a traffic light in Launceston. Made me laugh because he was so surprised that he did it.

>$16 postage for a tiny fucking usb hub
to be delivered
>for standard delivery aka 3 weeks overdue
What the fuck auspost

>>14671925
you paid that?

>>14671949
No

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Anybody own this god machine?

Even has a weeb plate.

>>14672049
one of the guys at my work got one, and got hyprblu as the number plate.

he wont get the supercharger i keep bullying him about tho

New thread

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