/DAT/ - [ D a i l y A u s f a g T h r e a d ] >Stop shitp

1ST FOR I IM RICH

108K A YEAR

EVEN A TRUCK DRIVER EARNS THAT

RICH
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>>14650534
Ayy mayo. Thats not even much. Once income jew tax comes in thats only like 70k

>Slept 18 hours
I feel dead

And the the new cancer confinues to infest /dat/
Do you reckon I could drive a supercharged AW11 on my Ps in NSW? Or should I be looking at the NA 4A-GE? The problem is that most supercharged ones have the T-top which adds quite a bit of weight. Is the T-top worth it?

>>14650649
I know someone here drives a turbo MR2 on his Ps. Just need to check what displays on the rego since thats how he gets away with it.

Toss a lawnmower engine in the front to show the coppers, they wont even think to check the back.

>>14650673
Sounds like your mate has an SW20. The thing is, in NSW, there's a P/W ratio restriction. Anything above 130kw/t is banned. Most turbos and superchargers are banned too. The AW11 is definitely below the maximum but it's supercharged and I can't find it anywhere on the register.

>>14650708
Nah, he posts in here. The rego just comes up with TOYOTA COUPE so no evidence of turbo. Plus I think the turbo itself is hidden under the engine.

>MR2
>300zx
What other turbo cars can you get away with on your Ps?

>>14650734
All 200sx, CA18 s13, lancer ralliart and a bunch of fuckhuge SUVs

Whats a good place to get some good grub in adelaide. Preferably somewhere take away so I dont have to look like an autist eating by myself

>>14651291
maccas

>>14651326
>good

>>14651326
The only good thing maccas burgers are good for is fucking

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>>14651291
Sneaky Pickle. It's on Goodwood road on the east side just north of Cross Road.

They can't legally do take away but they bring the food out in paper and aren't allowed to stop you wrapping it up and walking out either. It's a middle finger to the council basically.

Best food in Adelaide. Think they're open 5:30-9pm.

>>14651549
Nice. I remember seeing the truck around but never tried it.

>Budweiser and PBR
Nice memebeers as well

>>14651606
They're the best of the trucks. Fairly sure they'll be doing that again in the future as well.

They're pretty self aware when it comes to the beer menu and things like that. The decor is completely over the top.

>>14650734
>>14650804
I think you can get away with an older WRX in NSW too.

>>14651658
>>14650804
Nah, talking illegal turbos. The MR2 doesnt show it on the rego and the 300zx engine bay is such a clusterfuck that you cant even see the turbp

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>>14651460
>The only good thing maccas burgers are good for is fucking
I'm in class right now you mong.

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http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-view-details.html?adId=1107279730

>>14651666
If it's a matter of outright invisibility to cops you'd get away with a Lancer GSR, though finding one is another matter.

An ECU retuned Ralliart's another good one. Stock power-to-weight sits a bit below the 130kW/tonne rule and the ECU tune doesn't need additional modification to support it.

>>14651674
>SV6
>Chev badge
Bogan or leb?

>>14650534
>tfw make something like 170k before tax and still not rich

>>14650649
>t-top
won't those be rusted out or leak like a poofter's arsehole by now?

probably better to find an NA and drive it a while before gutting the engine bay for a turbo build

>tfw walking down the driveway to check the letterbox for mail and noticing a random bunch of purply pink flowers just casually growing out in the middle of the lawn, zero fucks given

>>14651673
What, you aint never fucked a double cheeseburger before?

>>14651874
that's pretty gay bro

>>14651674
>Knock Knock
>Who's there?
>Chev Badge
>Chev Badge why?

Its sort of the joke that never gets old because it really has no punchline

>>14651920
Almost makes me want to apply for citizenship in the States, buy a Chevy SS and spend a year before coming back and bringing it over as a personal import.

>Yeah, it's a real Chev brah

>>14651893
>not appreciating the small things in life

>>14651989
>small things
like yo dick

>>14650616
cant wait for good friday/easter monday holiday. gonna put myself in suspended animation

EMU

>>14652095
They are the boyracers of the animal world. Anytime I see them they always run alongside my car trying to keep up

>>14652111
EMUs trolling Australians since 1932

>>14651987
It'd be funnier to bring it back over and badge it as a Holden.

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never forget

dealership hasn't gotten back to me on gumtree

looks like i'll have to call them up....

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Fug.

RidingWithTom also got a Liberty Wagon GT.

>[mememobile intensifies]

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not so full it seems

>>14652778
wilkommen freunde

settling down in perth?

I recently had the opportunity to drive a Holden Astra 2004 model. Now i fucking see them everywhere. Has anyone else noticed or am i going insane?

>>14652799
the new model came out not long ago so now people are selling their old ones which has flooded the market.

>starting full time work again tomorrow
neet lief ill miss you

>>14652796
not really. working/living here for 10 months, after that we'll see.
though i have played with the idea and really like it so far.
>>14652808
>missing neet life
disgusting

>>14652766
>tfw no turbo Subaru wagon

>>14652799
You tend to become more aware of vehicles after driving one, getting one, friend getting one, etc.

>>14652503
fuck off reddit

>>14652799
There's a lot out there.

Parents did the same thing with bikes, as soon as I got one they're suddenly noticing them more.

>>14652845
its no coincidence that SAABs are everywhere now though.

>>14652857
Give it enough time and they'll all be up for sale because the owners can't afford to have them fixed/can't be bothered doing it themselves because it's a pain in the ass.

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Its the little things in life.

Now if they could finish laying the fiber that would be great, tired of this WiMax bullshit

>>14652766
WAGON
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>Go to get some sloppy food from maccas
>$9 for a fucking wrap
What the fuck. Even the double cheese with bacon was $5

>>14653246
maccas put their prices up because they're losing costumers to HJs and KFC and still want to make a "profit"

>>14653281
As they should be. HJ and KFC actually have some taste in their food.

>>14653246
I might go to maccas once every 3 months or so, didn't walk out with much change from $20!
Fuck me, its still nasty shit too and its not like you're getting much for the money.

>>14653305
The breakfasts are God tier after a hangover, though.

>HJs
>taste
lol

>>14653320
This, a mighty muffin and cappuccino is godly. Toss some whisky in the coffee and your hangover is gone

>>14653320
Yeah they're not too bad really, the bacon egg muffins and hashbrowns are ok
Haven't had one for ages, generally there's enough stuff in the house to whip up something greasy and nasty for brekkie though

>>14650649
Yes you can
Look at the list of cars on the RMS website

>>14650649
>Is the T-top worth it?
Avoid them at all possible, generally they leak so fucking idiots fill them up with silicone, glue, bits of random rubber shit they find lying around and turn it into this complete fuckfest.
The rubbers can be scarce, but not impossible to find.
Just that it turns a 30min job to replace them into 4hrs when someone's gone spastic doing it with a glue gun.

Actually, just fuck the MR2 idea off altogether and buy something less annoying to work on and less likely to punt your arse into a tree

>>14653281
Yep, they are also cutting food sizes as well. Cheese is about 25% thinner than a month ago and the meat on the angus burgers went from 150g to 113g when they went from the grand and mighty to classic and BBQ angus burgers.

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Started on turbo swapping my brother's Volvo.
It's starting off with a stock 740 turbo engine, and more upgrades down the track.
Yes that bent panel is being replaced as well

>>14653511
shitnigger clean up that shit

>>14653511
Did you take it out with an axe?

>>14653578
Odin would be proud.

>>14653520
It will be

>>14653578
We are shadetree but not that shadetree
I heard they have to be crashed a lot worse to enable that

>>14652261
There have been people in the states to import VE/VF bodykits, badges, rims etc to put on their chevrolets and make them look like holdens

>>14653580
Praying to pagan gods never hurts automotive repairs.

>>14653589
I have crashed a certain Mk1 escort coupe much worse and I cut that fucker out with an axe and sledgehammer
Course, it was 70's Ford tinfoil so they tend to bend a bit more than the lolov

>>14653624
This lolvo took a hit from a rav 4 straight to the side, then went into a guard rail on the same corner. Chassis towers are still perfectly straight and the only non-bolt on panel damaged is that inner guard.
They built them tough that's for sure

It won't be fast but it should provide some comedy

>>14653660
Oh they're insanely fucking tough, I've seen them wipe out entire sides and take the rears of stuff like commodores. Then all they had was loose bumpers, some scratches and maybe a the odd bent bolt.
Bet the Rav4 wasn't so lucky :)

But yeah, pretty anaemic engines- long lasting through

>>14653685
The Rav was almost a write off lmao

>>14652778
too full for your licorice-eating effeminate ass
now fuck off cunt

>>14653511
why not a 5-cylinder swap
m888
missing your chance

>>14653893
you fuck off
licorice is fucking disgusting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgj70MSUFho

ready to cringe /dat/

why the fuck does the stereotypes about Australia suck so bad

>>14653996
>baby eating dingo lol
holy fucking shit you crossed a line there you cunt

>>14653323
HJ's look great you sandnigger

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>tfw no 240z
One day I will own that longass bonnet

are you pooftas hype for the gp tomorrow?

>>14654165
Not really. F1s died a long time ago

>>14654086
an XU-1 would smash a 240z if its a battle against the noses

Whats some dead trails in SA to ride my bike on? Wanna take my MC22 offroad

>>14653911
because it's a fucking hassle?

Went to have a look at the Liberty 2.5L GT wagon today.

Yeah nah, didn't bother to test drive it.

Clear coat was completely gone on the rear, the roof was as bad as Jimmy's Scoob. Looked like it hadn't even been near water in the last 2 years. Definitely not worth the price they wanted.

Back to the drawing board.

one of my valve covers are leaking, replace the one that's leaking or both?

>>14654259
gaskets usually come in sets of 2, so just replace both you lazy nigger so you know the other ones alright too

>>14654165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1bRmSWnisc
If this was real then I would be

>>14654269
Oh didn't know they come in pairs, in that case I'll change both

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>tfw all nice and clean

So I popped a boner over an especially dykey-looking SJW chick today. How fucked am I?

>>14654313
I'm more jealous of you having a garage over the supra ;_;

>>14654329
This, Garages are expensive.

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Hai guys can I wagon too?

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>>14654347
Wagons are shit unless you legitimately need space. Just get a sedan

>>14654329
>tfw no 1 bedroom 1 garage places near me
All I need is a tiny bit of living space then a place to store my car, bike and 3-4 different engines that I swear I'll one day use.

>>14654347
God damn buying a VT wagon was a waste of money, I ragret buying mine

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Subaru-Liberty-2006/SSE-AD-3608686/?Cr=27

Or

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Subaru-Liberty-2006/SSE-AD-3720182/?Cr=1

>>14654205
I wouldn't unless you're buying new fairings soon.

>>14654329
>>14654362
I know right.

Looking to move soon but pretty much my only requirement is an enclosed garage for my car + bike but it's a bit hard in my price range.

Also the Poopra should be gone soon hopefully, want something boring and practical now.

>>14654366
Not that stupid, they will come off beforehand.

Do worry about the pipes though, dont want my insane horsepower ruined by a restrictive exhaust :^)

>>14654376
>enclosed garge
Oh, that and decent internet.

>>14654365
>Auto
neither

>>14654382
Good luck with the internet

Back in the saftey of QLD.
Saw a white vx with a uhf antenna on the back in Coffs but it had no loght bar.

Fuck NSW, speed camera's evey 5km. What the fuck.

>>14654377
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqgEl53x7CM

>>14654429
Nah, she'll be good, Mc22 is too light and swift, it will just float. Not going anywhere wet though, more worried about it getting bogged from having no low end power

>>14654440
You're still about 50% heavier than a dirt bike.

>>14654454
I mean, if some guy in dbt can do it with a 190kg bike why cant I? Its just for some fun and the ability to say I took my sports bike offroad

>>14654483
It's not going to end well.

>>14654496
Of course it wont. Realistically this is how I will go about it
>Make it maybe 100m offroad
>Small little slip
>Pussy out and brag about it on DAT

>>14653365
No, it's not. I've checked multiple times. Why else would I come here to ask?

>>14654521
>Why else would I come here to ask?
Because if a couple of cunts on the net say it's all good, it's all good.

NSW or VIC, the cops are gonna nick you for something if you've got your P's up.

>>14654521
If it's not listed then you're good to go, as they do not have it listed on police databases

>tfw massive fucking migraine
was meant to go on a date with a qt but nope been at home sick all damn day fuck this

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>>14654542
>crook like a dog
>work tomorrow and st pat's drinks after, then at the gp friday with gluten free
>can't skip work without skipping drinks too
>will probably still be sick tomorrow too
>feel like shit
>pills & grog let's go aye

>>14654540
I wish this is how shit worked up in QLD. I'm relying on keeping the Ralliart looking clean and quoting stock numbers if I ever get pulled up.

>>14654507
>small slip
Small slip on that bike off road and it's hitting the ground.

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Which one of you is this?

>>14654622
>2002
Bet it's got an Evo bodykit too.

>>14654622
Is it that faggot from brisbane with the flared guards

>>14654627
That Lancer was silver iirc.

>trying to find a decent car
fuck, rwd limits everything so much
can you do rainy skids in an awd?

>>14654654
Is just not the same. Plus most are FWD biased which is shit

>>14654656
was thinking a fairly short wheelbase subie or something, like a forester maybe, and just getting rowdy from sidestreets and general stupid shit
50/50 awd defs though

>>14654654
Don't be the retarded Miami lad, we've got plenty of good RWD shit. Falcodores, Miatas and S13, 86, old luxury econoboxes. Buy yourself a 318i coupe and get hectic.

AWD is for playing corners.

>>14654654
theres a 5 speed manual EB falcon for $200 where i live, stop making shit up if you want skidz

>>14654666
>>14654673
needs to be newer than 2000 since I'll be lending it to family and I don't want them to get fucked up

looks like it's balanced between ls1 commo (good power, shit handling), 318is e36 or 46 (shit power, good handling) or e39 5-series (neither and a nightmare)

>went for a ride to get me some of them farmers union iced coffees
>get distracted after hearing a dose being dropped
>end up hunting for it
>never find it, go back to my quest for caffeine
>roll up to foodland
>been closed for 20min
Well fuck me.

>>14654688
happens to the best of us

>>14654680
>dont want them to get fucked up
they have licenses and if they arent dickheads with your shit they should be fine. Get what you want, not what they want, get a 5 speed EB or VN, bonus if its a V8

>>14654688
>going for a drive for literally one item of drink
its a good feeling

>>14654699
m8, they're just normal drivers in hostile environments (big city traffic), yeah they should be careful but if some texting cunt in their mum-mobile 3000 forgets to apply the brakes I want them (and me) to have a good chance at walking again

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>>14654724
>driving anything older than 15 years of age is akin to driving a death trap
Oh lord...

>>14654724
Get a bike, every car feels like it has a 5 star safety rating

Wish I was handsome and intelligent enough to be a rich and muscular 86 and M3 owner

>>14654738
>drink tooheys and that goonsack will taste like $600 french stuff

>>14654749
Start lifting and studying, mate. You'll live the life Buslad dreams of.

>>14654752
It's true, you should experience shit in life to make the good seem better.

I always make sure to go back to regular tea so my english breakfast tastes better

>>14654760
true, sometimes I drink that lipton shit that I staunch from hotels so my glorious dilmah tastes better

>>14654752
does expensive wine actually taste good?
all wine i've had tasted like shit but most expensive wine I've drank has only been 30-50 dollar a bottle shit. still tasted like goon to me
I don't drink wine though so maybe it's like beer... once you drink enough of it you don't notice how 'bad' it tastes

>>14654763
>I eat Woollies brand mi Goreng 2 minute noodles to make Indomie brand Mi Goreng taste better

>>14654772
it's like heer, if you don't like it then you won't tell the dofferemce between vb and quality craft stuff, if you have experience and some knowledge you can tell the difference quite easily.
more expensive wines are better on average, but it's very hit and miss.

>>14654735
one of my motorbikes is 26 years old this year.
has the same crash protection as a brand new bike, lol.

>>14654793
I'll assume you spent the night researching beer by your spelling

>>14654798
None?

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>>14654807
parked at the bottle-o.
thought it looked good, i took the pic

>>14654815
Holy fuck that thing is sexy.

Hurry up and turbo it.

>>14654815
>Falcondouche
>parked at the bottle-o
Colour me surprised.

>>14654654
>can you do rainy skids in an awd?
I can do them in the dry too, but its fairly scary like drifting an oil tanker.
AWD burnouts rule though

>>14654744
just go a VN-VS Commodore.
RB-DET nirvana is just a VL crossmember away.

>>14654817
carbs arn't running right.
new sump on the way, PO cross threaded the sump plug and a used sump is cheaper than a heli-coil lol.
concerned about the cost of the turbo the whole bike+parts+labour has only cost me 2500 so far.
>>14654818
i only had 2 last night

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Sex

>>14654752
>>14654738
>>14654760
>>14654763
>>14654773
After having that Nescafe Blend 43 generic crap that workplaces supply, it makes just about any instant coffee taste like barista quality stuff.

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>subaru libertys are the hot new meme car
thanks jimmy for fucking up my ride

>>14654835
Blame VicFag too.

And I guess MCM and RWT too.

Going for red p manual test in a few days. All but a few hours done in auto. Can i pull it off m8s

>>14654835
They're not.
Don't worry, your econobox is still a bland undesirable bucket of shit.

Kek. Just found out my friend got scammed on scumtree today
>saw a 3k VT commo for sale
>seemed legit, guy was helpful
>shows up, usual inspections and shit
>guy asked for 50% as a deposit before test driving it
>friend gave it to him
>once he got back there was no one there, no answer from the doorbell
>went and asked the neighbours
>turns out they were on holiday
>pretty sure he just got a stolen car
>and lost 1,500
He's now not sure what to do with it. I suggested grinding off the VINs and selling it for parts

>>14654835
>tfw there's a cheap TT Legacy wagon for sale in the state
>not sure if want.jpg

>>14654849

lol don't even have your license yet what a FAGGOT

>>14654875
haha, he might be fucked, just go to coppers. then they will let you off if something is fucked otherwise its a charge of receiving stolen goods

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>>14654863
the problem is that they arent bad cars, so people buying them are going to know about muh little seekrit

>>14654875
I'd be devastated if some faggot stole my car, then some degenerate chopped it up for parts.
Just check it over with the cops, least some poor bastard gets their shitbox back

>>14654875

giving money to people for a test drive

how fucking cucked is your mate

>>14654901
That's normal though, for anything valuable. Many ads have it writen test drives only with cash on hand.

>>14654907
just get the guy to go together for 10 mins is it that hard you fucking cuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsa6kq-qqIE
How the fuck do bikes rev up to this speed let along 20,000 like older 250ccs? Even with no weight on the valves it astounds me that the springs can even rebound in that time.

>>14655018
Supersport engines are pretty much race engines.

>>14655026
For their size they are incredible. Doesnt a company make a narrow V8 based on a supersport engine?

>>14655037
I couldn't tell you sorry. The funny thing is supersports were capable of it almost s decade ago. Four valve R1 with upgraded springs can rev to 14,000rpm and make 200hp.

>>14654875
Buy a shit white one with a blown motor for 300 and pl8 swap. 1800 aint bad mang just keep it stock as.

>>14655037
http://www.h1v8.com/page/page/1562069.htm
Yeah, it's no longer available but 400hp out of a 90kg motor is pretty good. Plus it's tiny space wise. I would love to swap that into so many cars

>>14655018
I'm not an expert but I would imagine a super-light rotating mass for starters.

I remember reading somewhere that for the ZXR250 in particular if you disabled the rev limiter the engine would munch its valves if you revved it above 21k.

Makes me wonder what sort of performance you could get out of one with today's technology. Sadly though, I doubt we'll ever find out.

>>14655099
Just wait, when pneumatic valves tech takes off a bored tuned place will find a way to make it work.

Hey guys I'm a Chinese student and have been living here for about three months.

I am wondering what's the best way to become Australian citizen.

I have a few visa options.

>>14655114
See pic
>>14650414

>>14655108
That would be awesome.

Also, Honda was doing some serious shit in the 60's, have a go at this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o57JwibqCb8

>250cc
>six cylinders
>so highly strung they reckon you could hear the thing wear out as it was ridden

>>14655114
Bet someone half your shit you'll love them forever, i.e. marry them.

>>14655114
Gr8 b8 m8

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>>14655114
Take the Australian citizenship test.

>>14655125
That only works for girls.

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Took my car to get inspected today, had to strip the tint off as it was too dark, now I have sticky shit all over my windows and they don't go down.
Pic related is BEFORE I got the tint taken off. They said windows were 25% and rear was 17%.
I found this super hard to believe after googling especially the 17% which is dark af but they could have been cunts and straight up defected me so I'm ok with the outcome.
They literally spent millions on slip slop slap campaigns but when you tint your car for sun protection it's dangerous. Dafuq.
There was a mint black jzx100 getting scrutinised as fuck there on the hoist too.

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>>14655125
Honda was just insane with their race bikes. It seems like their design team just rocked up drunk and just handed there dumb ideas off the engineering team to make it work

Just look at this thing, I want it frame above my bed with the caption "Anything is possible"

>>14655137
>Pic related is BEFORE I got the tint taken off.
No wonder they didn't want the tint. Your car is upside down with it!

>>14655137
We need someone to work in every state's main inspection plant. Then as long as it has a WAT sticker it will get passed

>>14655158
Classic nips, they try and make a V8 and it ends up as a V4

>local police for my shit hole town just got a mustang
great way to spend money. Though they should have got a tesla to make use of the council paid superchargers that have never been used once since they were installed
Fuck off

>>14655190
I dont like teslas, they really unnerve me since I cant hear them. Anytime I'm driving near one I always have to keep an eye on it in my mirrors

>>14655185
>wut is uz mota

>i iznt a book learna likes dems fancy hi skool graduates

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>>14655159
Straya
>>14655167
It's a shame everyone's NEET as fuck and knows nothing about cars or that could work.
Maybe we just need to recruit the inspectors? I considered leaving a $500 bribe in my centre console when my 180 got defected and I went in for round 1.

Seriously though, the passenger window is up here and this is 25%? Maybe the machine thing was fucked or I took a quota bullet for the JZX bro.

>>14655210
What? It was a joke about Japanese cars of the era rarely using V8s. When they did make one it was a V4 trying to be a V8 due to restrictions

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>>14655213
There is no fucking way that's 25%.

>>14650534
>first reply at 4am

Look who the poorfag is with no job.

I bet you'll insta reply to this even though your post is 10 hours old you neckbeard lmao

>truck driver

yeah and I sit in a comfy office for only 7.5 hours a day while based hard working truck drivers are 15+ hours a day driving. Hard working members of society they are unlike you NEET autist

>>14654749
literally me: the description

I am a handsome devil

>>14655233
>>first reply at 4am
you're off by an hour

plus in the eastern states it would have been a couple extra hours ahead anyways

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>>14655219

>Tfw window tint on both sides is scratched on the inside with identical scratch in exact same location

Should I take it back to the dealer? It's under warranty would this classify as manufacture warranty?

Same with the upright bolster.

>>14650414
14:08:50

>>14655246
07:34:37

>>14655253
>spot the seppo cunt

>>14655217
Shit, meant honda.

>>14655265
spot the loser cunt who's here over 10 hours after his first post and insta replies

amazing life you have

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zz9CJsTHZeA
"Fucking cunt"
This bird is my spirit animal

>>14655277
thanks reddit

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can any poorfags tell me the secret to looking poor

i want to fit in more with the demographic

>>14655285
Nah, just watching birds swearing on youtube. And people say cockatoos are bad at talking

>>14655289
I boner'd

>>14655276
>implying i'm the same anon
>implying i've been here the whole 10 hours

>>14655090
I want to put this on every MX5 I see

>>14654907
No it fucking isn't. It's barely even common to quickly write down the persons license number.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IjZpPToGOg

>mfw playing this loud as fuck at 2am with nobody around in the car

who /rebel/ here

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>>14655653
>Maccas run 1/2hr ago
>God my old school cd in
>Biggie, pac, etc
>Blasting regulate
>Cruising watching yellow street lights sweep across the bonnet, no one else anywhere near
Only reason to live

>>14655653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I

I like this better

>>14653246
>>14653281
>>14653304
>>14653305
When you are
R I C H
I
C
H
maccas portions don't matter. You buy two grand angus burgers instead.

>>14654815
Is that dan murphy's?

>>14650534
>>14655788
>Browses /dat/ for 15 hours straight
>Wonders why hes poor

Lmao.

>>14653281
>HJ
>Customers

they are shitcunts with their disgusting "pulled beef" burgers thinking they are hot shit. Maccas is always packed and much better.

HJ their food sits in those trays "Flame grilled" my ass. Maccas at least tastes fresher. Not that I ate that dog shit ts

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Going to be the first one in the office today and buy everyone coffee.

ITT: Things poorfags will never to because they are poor and only care about themselves

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>>14655940
>yfw I'm always the cunt who buys the coffee, milk, and sugar for everyone else at work
>yfw I'm also a poorfag

I just wish cunts would pitch in a little some time. I'm always the one who's paying for it.

>>14655289
>tfw you will never be a girl

>>14656051
fuck off poofta

>>14655957
>keeps buying things
OMG WHY DO I KEEP BUYING THINGS?!

kys poorfag

>>14656147
suck my dick shithead

>>14655940
You do that and be a good office cuck
Your boss probably won't up your wages from 12/hour though

>>14655940
>buying coffee
there are offices that don't have coffee machines?

>>14655940
>capital letters
>punctuation
>good structure and prose

You aren't the shitposting "rich"fag.

Stop being an imposter.

>>14657156
Yeah the ATO, the cheap fucks dont even want to supply milk

>ftw 19% superannuation

>>14655788
Rich people dont eat at maccas.
They have class.

AUSTIN THREE SIXTEEN JUST SAYS I FUCKED YOU IN THE ASS

DER NER NER NER DER NER

I miss jimmy threads...

>>14655099
>>14655108
I've ridden an MC22 with some mods that let it rev to 22,000rpm. Blew it's engine in the end.

>>14655125
>>14655158
They were pretty much determined to not use a two-stroke.

>>14655137
Rule of thumb is to take tints off before the inspection. I got told I had a 3% tint and they defected me for it and wrote an exception saying it had to be cleared by regency or lonsdale and not the police.

Was a fucking pain in the ass.

>>14655213
>Maybe we just need to recruit the inspectors? I considered leaving a $500 bribe in my centre console when my 180 got defected and I went in for round 1.
I wouldn't be trying to bribe inspection stations. It won't go well for you.

>>14655940
Every office I've worked at had good espresso machines. One place had one on every floor.
>Company gets bought out.
>They come and pull the machines out and replace them with those awful nespresso machines.

>>14657202
Gotta love public service contracts. I was getting 18%.

>>14655158
>>14658234
>Just look at this thing, I want it frame above my bed with the caption "Anything is possible"
Also, I'd buy one.

>>14657249
That's why areas like Ipswich are full of fast food restaurants.

>>14657202
>ATO
>the cheap fucks
kek, i handed the cunts something like $36k last year and will be coughing up closer to 45k this year

surely they can afford some fucking milk

>>14659011
Same here. But I have awesome deductions due to negative gearing. I only "earnt" 26k taxable income last year.

>>14657249
i havent eaten at mcdonald's in 5 years.

i came across a fairly large amount of money 6 years ago from a dead relative.

could what you're saying actually be true?

I still eat at hungry jacks though

Anyone know a good place to buy protein shaker cups from?

>>14657249
That's why you constantly see high-spec 7 series and s class in sydney parked in maccas of course, because people with money would never consider eating there. They just go in to laugh at the fat people.

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/BMW-840Ci-1999/SSE-AD-3711147/?Cr=2

I'm seeing this tonight after work. I'm afraid I might just have to buy it...

>>14659567
>Buying the extremely expensive, unreliable krauttourer
>Not getting the even more unreliable V12
What even bother? You're only going to be able to drive it maybe 3 times a year anyway, spend the extra and then get delicious headers into straight pipes.

>>14659567
i fucking hate pop ups but those really take the cake of disgustingness

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>>14659597
>being this tasteless
i feel bad for you senpai

>>14659567
Jesus fuck buy it god damn.

I'd say get the V12 but ehh, like the other Anon said...

>>14659591
The V8 is reliable while the V12 really isn't.

>>14659591
But seriously though you need the hellmobile in your life, even knowing it's the worst decision you'll ever make:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSy6Kae-SFM

>>14659567
If it has no maintenance history, you will be afraid

>>14659625
All the E31s are pretty bad bro, it's just the electric in general. The V12 is more well known for it because they go quicker, but the V8s also have the same problems.
They both also have the same apocalyptically expensive parts and insurance prices.

Really they're not a smart buy at any point. Hence why if you're not being smart to get glorious master race V12 and say fuck it

>>14659614
looks god with them down, literally looks like a complete afterthought when some senile 70 year old ceo's nephew told him about how cool and hip pop ups where and that he should put them on his cars

>>14659641
You just described all pop-ups.
They all look retarded when they're up, and they're actually very bad for aerodynamics at night.

Their entire point is to make the car shiny during the day, with them down.

All this talk of liberty's has me interested in one too

What's the go on the 3.0R Spec.B version?

>>14659707
[CV joints intensify]

>>14659707
Also how are the paddle shifting ones? Any good?

>>14659712
Nah not getting a jimmy-tier one

>>14659156
i came across your mums face, fagget!

Got a free carton of Carlton Midstrength, ugh it sure is pensioner piss. XXXX gold tastes better.

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picked this 98 gen 2 liberty up for $50

needed new fluids, battery, front driveshafts, a/c compressor

>>14659992
still better than jimmy's

>>14659992
you left out the part about the reach around.

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>>14659992
my mechanic bro helped me with everything.
$300 for driveshafts, $65 for wreckers compressor, $90 regas and new fuse
all maintenance done, cleaned up and I just finished DIY painting the spoiler and roof. that took forever.

drives wonderfully. doesn't look embarassing anymore.

I also installed swaybars and shortshifter with new linkages and bushings.

soz for blog but i'm so happy today /dat/

>>14659999
nice quads.
but I hate those stock subaru wheels man

>>14659707
Get a gt, quicker and just as cheap

>>14659992
>>14659999
That's a hell of a lot of car for $50.

Nice job, Anon.

>>14660002
Gen 3 wheels aren't bad

>>14659999
>placing front driveshafts
>not removing them completely
its like you hate skids

>>14660016
dude they suck change them

>Got a speeding ticket
>Wasn't even in the car
T-Thanks Vic Police and "friend".

>>14660056
green lib owner here, not the guy you replied to.
do you have any ideas? im open to recommendations. i was thinking of getting wrx wheels cause they'd probably be a cheap gumtree option.

>>14659638
Nah, the V8s have way less problems.
The V12 has two ECUs and hence two effectively standalone injection systems.
It's also a turd. Doesn't even sound like a proper V12

>>14660056
That's a gen 2
Gen 3 wheels look pretty good

>>14659992
>>14659999
>picked this 98 gen 2 liberty up for $50
Haha, awesome. Great score for that price.

I've got a '91 (I think) Legacy sitting in a garage overseas. It's a Single turbo model with some slight mods making around 300hp. Looks stock cosmetically. It's a good laugh when you catch someone who thinks they're hot shit unprepared.

>>14660083
i'd love to make a sleeper but the NA lib engines blow head gaskets and are way too weak to turbo.

>driving Valiant in 20 degree overcast rainy evening
its just like my 90's grunge music videos, im in love with the feels this car inflicts

>>14660125
>driving around listening to rap music (mostly Death Grips)
>theres an interracial couple walking nearby
>disgust.webm
>all windows down and volume up
>NIGGA blares from the music and siren sounds
>interracial couple just stares at me
>OH YEAH IM FEELIN IN

>>14660150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrbaPi5J0Eg

>>14660125
>tfw riding in the rain and a good song comes on
>singing at the top of my lungs because fuck you
>forget for the entirety of the song I'm wet and freezing my damn ass off
>song finishes, realise where I am
>doesn't matter, had songs

>>14655830
;p

>>14660177
>riding in shit weather
This is the only thing that puts me off owning a motorbike

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https://notorivinyl.jp/collections/print-run-3/products/jimmy

THEY ALREADY SOLD OUT????

>>14660073
get the ones jimmy has they're mad

>>14660401
i actually bought them all so i can hand them out at meets

>>14660401
>tfw some shmuck is making dollar off my art

>>14660010
Been reading on the Liberty forums and shit that the 2L GT and 3.0R Spec.B are pretty even on the road up to about 120kmph but the GT is a little more torquey, but the 2.5L GT reigns supreme over them all.

GT is the obvious choice if I were to mod it and increase the power, but I don't really feel the need to do any of that stuff, just want a nice smooth and semi-luxurious DD.

Hard to find any 2.5L GT's in decent knick as well over here, so the 3.0R Spec.B is pretty appealing to me (the 2007+ facelift version)

>>14660431
Just check 'which' 2.5L it is and look up the amount of problems that particular engine had.

>>14660385
Don't go out when it's shit then.

I don't most of the time; I don't mind the rain so much (as long as it's not bucketing down, at least) but the wind...ehhh. Not the most fun.

If you've already got a car it makes it much easier because you can just car it up if the weather's not favourable.

There's always the option of wet weather gear as well, or just manning up and giving zero fucks like all the posties and people that daily their bikes do.

>>14654350
the point is to have the space when you need it.
Mine keeps on needing shit it i never thought id be
needing it for.
Like putting a whole postie bike in the back.
wagons are sick as

>>14660456
>Like putting a whole postie bike in the back.
Holy fuck.. Amazing.

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>>14654350
Heathen, fuck right off

>>14660456
you can make the same argument for utes.
moving white goods/furniture etc

>>14660469
True, but the two or three seater thing. Which is either a blessing or a curse.

Plus if you own a wagon, no-one asks to borrow it to move a couch, which is a huge advantage

>>14660401
Can someone post original jimmy pic so i can gauge how good this is
Also where my wet weather Adelaidefags at? Max slide minimal tyre wear. Fucken luv it m8.

>>14660478
lol, just say no

>>14660456
When my VQ stato needed its k-frame replaced I put my 125cc pitbike in the back, dropped the VQ in lonsdale and rode back home on the pitty. 100% legit story.

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>>14660481

>>14660482
Its hard when youre socially awkward and beta af.

>>14660498
just make excuses then

>>14660498
It might be a good thing for you to be "the mate with the ute" then.

>>14660498
Then how do you have friends who would ask your help for things?

>>14660517
skids yet bud?

>>14660385
faggot

>>14660419
go onto /osg/ and internet lawer up

>>14654350
Bullshit. Wagons have all the benefits of a sedan, with none of the drawbacks (unless it's a Falcon wagon, in which they insist on using archaic pickup truck rear suspension).
Sedans on the other hand severely limit what you can actually fit in the boot opening, if it's long, it has to be skinny.

>>14660536
I canneh be bothered.

Anyone got experience with the CT110 postie bikes?

Thinking of buying one to rip around on and have fun before eventually cannibalising it for a project. Anything worth looking out for when buying a cheap one?

make a new theead quicksnart this time cunts

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/southern-river/cars-vans-utes/2007-subaru-liberty-wagon-spec-b-gt/1104945585

This kinda ticks all the boxes for me except for the 184k kms and its price... (would need to sell my current car)

>>14660532
nay
one XR6T on carsales i'd like to buy, but i'm waiting for my money to arrive from germany
should have taken 10k with me, not just 7k
also; waiting for answer from german technical inspection association to tell me what modifications i'll need to do for germany

probably gonna go and check out the dealers around me tomorrow

>>14660518
>The person who gets used for their shit
>>14660531
Thats the only time you do hear from them, i broke down and slept in my car cos no mates would help and i had no $$ on me.
They said they had to work so needed sleep. It was 8pm and I fucking work with 1 of them and only the first 2 picked up so im 90% sure they tipped off the rest of the "group" that id call for help.
Im a good friend too though. Ive bought all of them bday bottles for the last 5+ years and never got a present from anyone who isnt family.
Im such a fucking anxious person I know i would struggle to make more friends so its this or nothing.
I literally have to get drunk before im willing to go shopping.
When i order pizza i leave the money in a glad bag on the doorstep with a note saying "sorry had to nip out leave pizza here thanks "
All of my friends owe me money i even paid $1200 for a car for one of them when he broke up with his gf and they had been sharing.
That was 8 months ago but he hasnt said anything, sold the car and now drives a vy ss. They know if they dont mention it ill never call them out.
Im fucking pathetic.
>>14660517
Yeah or put a hard lid on it

>>14660603
At least people would talk to you then

>>14660603
stop being such a cuck then

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/greta/cars-vans-utes/nissan-silvia-s13-sr20-turbo-7500-ono/1107410296
>Ok I have had the car for 15 years
>I am a 65 years old and its time to sell my Pride and joy as I'm getting to old to get in and out of it now
>LSD diff
>R32 gtr brakes & Calipers on the front
>Big front mount intercooler
>Boost controller
>Custom dump pipe with screamer
>HKS turbo timer
>Apex air flow converter
>Car is running 12 PSI
yeah nah whatever you say gramps

>>14660610
>>14660613
I just have shit mates but how to into new ones @ 22 years old?
Also im sure my reclusiveness is due to weed but without dank kush im suicidal af.

please tell me you cunts have watched the new mcm episode

>>14660569
Price is wayyyy too high

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>>14660603
>The person who gets used for their shit
Huh? I'm happy to help out a mate or family. Although I expect nothing in return, I usually find there's always someone I can fall back on whenever I need a hand.
You probably find that's probably more to do with why no one has your back. That, and you're fucked in the head.
>everyone itt helping this poster reasons and excuses to continue being a recluse
great job everyone.

>>14660620
Fuck I hate when people do that
Just ask them a few questions if you go and take a visual inspection
The car looks pretty good though and price is pretty good too

>>14660620
Old blokes sometimes have some rad shit.
There's a regular at a smalltime local meet with a R31 coupe, RB25 swapped, race cage and all that shit. It's what i would consider on the limit for street, and he's 70 something.

Also another guy who campaigns a 240z in tarmac rally who's in late 70s or some shit

>>14660630
>>14660603
go and start a new job somewhere man
hell better no friends than those friends you had
you should also probably change your personality a bit

>>14660636
Yeah, definitely don't wanna pay over 14999 for one, plus it's a manual even though it's good, I just haven't driven one in like 9 years so I think i'd get annoyed trying to readjust.

>talking to a guy about a car
>start to organise to meet up to look it over
>says he doesnt want to sell at the last second
fug

>>14660650
Reminds me of the signs they have around all the different roadworks spots on the Midlands Hwy that say "OBEY THE SIGNS".

>>14660620
Known quite a few oldies that had S13's
Actually a decent price for a proper K's too.

>>14660650
Stop redditing

>>14660692
I was anitlag'ing actually.

>>14660630
You sound like me
>tfw almost 20
>going nowhere

>>14660760
>almost 27
>have gone nowhere

>>14660651
Nothing wrong with my personality niqqa, its the struggle to share it that fucks me up.
>>14660760
Where ya from? Got a PS4 or are you one of those xboner/watercooled desktop guys?

>>14660778
Ive been everywhere, man

>>14660861
Vic, got a gayming pc but getting bored with that shit.

>>14660630
>been smoking nearly daily for the last 3 months
>been feeling great
>suddenly depression comes back
>lose motivation to even smoke
I can't even tell if it's bad for my mental health or not. Right pain in the ass since Easter is coming up and I really can't be fucked going to work and want to give up my double pay.

>>14661088
Same guy, I get that too anon, its a tolerance thing i reckon, i try to do a 2 week detox by getting drunk instead of stoned and find it helps a lot.
>Dropkick af

HOLY SHIT MARTY HAS A MIGHTY BOY

>>14660872
How is Vic to live in? Im from SA but feel like a change would do miracles for me. I wish i applied the same mentality to life as i do to gaming.

>>14661159
Dropkick life is nice. No expectations or disappointment.

>>14661182
Bridgestoned?

>>14661182
Wouldn't have a clue, I haven't been out and done shit in years

>Look guys we're the up late cunts that dont start a new thread. /dat/o'clock as fuck.

>>14661194
Make one yourself you pissy little cunt

>>14661194
It's /o/ cunt. This board is slow enough that the thread will be going still at 8am

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>>14661194

>>14661188
Not bridgestoned lol, not a true dropkick i work 40 hours mon-fri but i sleep ~3hrs per night, smoke cones @ work and go halves on a bottle every smoko/lunch with a workmate. Its a pretty big interstate company too, havent been tested in the 4 years ive worked there, living that Workaholics life.

>>14661207
>>14661213
>>14661222
I was taking pride in it you shit cunts, we the /dat/o'clock crew

>>14661224
I don't know how to deal with being a drop kick

Besides the sleep that sounds comfy as fuck. Really need a job where I can just go autopilot, current job requires me to think a lil bit which gets tiring for the lack of pay

>>14661236
WA and SA are the total bro states that get along.

Fuck those other cunts. Except TAS, it's just a shame they're so fucking far away.

>>14661290
This. East coast are all cunts. And NT is full of boongs