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>>14212243
>image
Good job cunt

>>14212260
thanks m8

>>14212243
strewth, where are all those neet cunts aye

Wake Up Neets! Everybody's wiggling.

Wake Up Neets! We really need you.

Wake Up Neets! You're missing all the fun now.

Wake Up Neets before the day's through.

What's that sound? I can hear somebody snoring.

What's that sound? It's not Falcunt or Type R.

BLDC's awake so let's have another guess now.

Oh my goodness, it must be Neets!

Wake Up Neets! Everybody's shitposting.

Wake Up Neets! We really need you.

Wake Up Neets! You're missing all the fun now.

Wake Up Neets before the day's through.

Squushy Squishington is crashing his motorbike.

Skyrine is fixing a transmission.

Jimmy Strings is dancing round in circles.

Wake Up Neets! We need you for the thread!

Wake Up Neets! Everybody's wiggling.

Wake Up Neets! We really need you.

Wake Up Neets! You're missing all the fun now.

Wake Up Neets before the day's through.

>>14213023
Missed the Wake Up Comaboy! joke

>>14213023
/dat/ sings?
maybe postiem8 can make a melody for this

>>14213023
>Jimmy Strings is dancing round in circles.
Jimmy Strings is spinning in his grave

>>14213179
>1 actual singer
>5 muffled voices from neckbeards
>1 guy with a voice changer
>9 slow voices from the stoners

Fuck me /o/, need to have a car inspected today but my mechanic is in another state. The car i'm looking it will have RWC provided, and I haven't visually noticed any leaks (didn't bother looking under the car yet, as I thought he'd be around). Should I risk it or try and find somebody who won't fuck me -- I want to do a compression test to check for internal leaks.

>>14213023
lal

WAKE UP JEFF

>Waiting on two separate sets of parts stuck in the post because of floods
>2nd week of not being able to drive my car
>fuck my life

>>14213023
someone send this to dave roland

>>14213359
do it

>>14213023
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Blew up the fuse connected to my ciggy lighter in the mx5 the other day, since replacing the fuse i've got a random electrical drain which kills the battery after a few days, any ideas?

>>14213428
earth problems

sounds like your loom has slightly melted and wires shorting out too

have fun i had a old massey tractor that would drain any battery if left connected for more than 2 days to the point of not being usable

>>14213448
Earth problems i already thought i had, have a tach that likes to bounce around the place every now and again, but i couldn't seem to find the bad earth. Haven't noticed any melted cables yet either.

Currently just disconnecting the battery when i park it.

>>14213505
sounds like your looms getting rekt

Dash pull outy time

>>14213505
you can get a battery terminal add-on, a screw-type thing which lets you easily disconnect the battery

>Straya
http://www.streetmachine.com.au/events/summernats/1601/video-fear-monaro-burnout-fire-at-summernats-29/

>>14213548
fukken sick
cunt seemed so proud lol

>>14213539
This does not interest me in the slightest fml.

>>14213542
I was wondering if it would be possible to put a switch in the cabin for the battery.

>>14213648
facken ai

>>14213711
you probably could wire up a switch to cut the battery. you could hide it under the dash somewhere too so nobody can start the car but you.

>>14213756
Yeah that's kinda what i was thinking, only problems being the radio resets every time the battery is disconnected.

regardless i'd like to fix it, but i'm not really sure what i'm doing, i do have a multimeter though so i think i need to look up a guide on tracking down electrical issues.

>>14213777
with the switch, look up a guide, don't guess anything
with the grounds just fine the ones in the engine bay, with a disconnected battery unbolt the grounds, go crazy with a wire brush and put the ground cable back
someone with more experience (skyrine?) might be able to help you more though

>>14213794
i haven't taken any of the grounds off to clean yet, which i will do, but they're all tight and clean as far as i can see. Also, the jumping tach issue tended only to happen after the car sat outside in the rain for a while...

>>14213815
sounds like you also have a water leak at the back of the dashboard or near the ecu in the kick panel?

>>14213842
Not sure if a leak near the ECU would effect the Tacho, the tacho runs directly off the coils and the car isn't misfiring, just jumping up 1k then down 1k

>local mechanic VS dealer mechanic

opinions /dat/ ?

rec me some chill shit like this for driving guys

https://dave-roland.bandcamp.com/track/chilling-at-franks

i've already got a tonne of chillwave and retrowave so whats left to drive to?

>>14213939
give this a try anon

https://jimmyandhis6strings.bandcamp.com/album/the-sounds-of-success

>>14213909
Deal if under warranty, mechanic if not.

>>14213860
Taco flavored kisses.

>>14213939
>>14213948
jimmy and dave roland collab when?

>>14213939
to me this album sounds like the kind of shit you'd play late at night when driving along a country road while contemplating deep thoughts about jimmy

>>14213961
>not knowing that they are the same person
fuck man how new are you?

>>14213939
I was expecting shit but this is actually pretty nice.

>>14213103
holy fucking shit THIS

https://au.news.yahoo.com/vic/a/30523822/vic-roads-get-five-new-cameras-in-upgrade/

remember, guys:

if you don't intentionally break the law, you have nothing to worry about

>>14213103
Oh shit...

Next time.

>>14214158
But what if I brake it accidentally?

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>>14214158
>Victoria
Nothing of value etc.

>"Everything we do in Victoria is designed to drive down the number of deaths and serious injuries that occur," Mr Noonan said.
pic related.

>>14214253
people here will believe that also

they've found themselves an extra source of tax, and if you speak out against it, others will just shoot you down by claiming you support kids getting killed in road accidents

>>14214253
>>14214292
and yet when studies on speed cameras and speed related accidents are done and presented, showing that speed cameras are beyond useless and in some cases actually cause accidents because of split attention, they all plug their ears and sing "la lala"

honestly i dont care. the only speed cameras i encounter are in places i'd never speed, and places no one else speeds and has never sped.

>>14214337
>heading towards intersection
>light turns yellow, in that area where you're not sure whether to stop or keep going
>car travelling right behind me
>decide to go through intersection
>have to keep glancing at speedo to make sure I'm not over
>while going through an intersection, where a ton of shit happens regularly

this pisses me off t b h

>>14214356
>that intense fear of the yellow light turning red the very moment before i cross the line

>>14214432
do red light cameras actually have any effect on the number of accidents?

I read somewhere (from a probably untrustworthy source), that on average, they increase the amount of incidents by way of constant rear-enders resulting from people mashing on the brakes

the way I see it, if you want to run a red light, you can, provided you come to a full stop before taking off again

that and the fact that people who would run a red light at full speed wouldn't have a single thought in their mind about getting a fine for it

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>>14213023
How did I avoid this?

>>14213179
>melody
I mainly write drone and ambient music nowadays honestly. It's more fun. Only thing I've done recently that's even remotely melodic is this.
https://clyp.it/2bdcoxlp

>>14213909
I get almost everything done privately by mechanics I trust. Got one for my bikes and one for my cars.

>>14214529
>the way I see it, if you want to run a red light, you can, provided you come to a full stop before taking off again
Isn't this only true for bikes and in one or two states?

>>14214529
>do red light cameras actually have any effect on the number of accidents?
pretty sure they would cause accidents people braking to avoid fines and having rear enders

>>14214529
honestly they probably cause more rear ends than they do to stop crashes. i've seen tonnes of people have to slam on the brakes when it goes from green to a split second yellow then red., especially in the city (i swear i've seen a few lights skip the yellow entirely).

>>14212243
fuck you soup ninja use the right image ffs

>>14214532
I'm quite certain it applies in victoria, as the camera senses your speed just before it takes the photos, as they need a photo of you before and after you cross the line, both on a red light

if you stop just before the line, the camera can't anticipate you driving through it

found this out after I was rear-ended while stationary at a camera intersection, and we both drove through it on a red

>>14214532
>drone and ambient music
thats the laziest music ever. i made 40 minute ambient and drone albums in singe days and people praised that shit.

i recorded a fart and toilet flushing and stretched it out and people love it.

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>>14214550
Ah, so it's not a legal thing it's abusing the camera lol. There was a guy at my work who used to do something similar on his 5-6am trip in.

I think in NSW motorcycles can legally do it if they stop first since a lot of the sensors there can't do bikes.

>>14214568
I don't mean that sort of one note six hour drone stuff where it takes less time to make than the music itself. I'm heavily influenced by bands like The Angelic Process and Nadja. Both of these clips are just noodling, but yeah.
https://clyp.it/ioldui0u
https://clyp.it/cfchp4da

Anyway there's cops across the road again. They keep scoping out this guys house, pretty sure he's hiding inside. I'm tempted to sneak over tonight and slip a note under the door saying something like, "They're looking for you, run."

>>14214764
>slip a note under the door
better to do an ominous phonecall like this one
http://youtu.be/mL0BjOahss4

also if they're watching him and you slip a note under his door then they'll watch you

>>14214868
>also if they're watching him and you slip a note under his door then they'll watch you
Got a bit, I just want to fuck with the guy. Probably not worth it though.

I want to learn to wrench
Is there any specific car that I should look for
Like are there specific models that are easier to work on and are cheap
Once I finish I want to dd it

>>14214942
then tell us what you want to dd and we'll tell you easy shit to work on

older camries are probably the easiest possible thing to work on

>>14214432
Every fucking time

where were you when david bowie was kill

>>14215683
I was wearing my red shoes, dancing the blues in my bath tub while rubbing my nipples

>>14214942
FOULCOON
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>>14213428

Start with the basics, get a multimeter, disconnect the battery negative terminal and setting the meter on AMPS stick it between the negative cable and the negative battery post.

WAIT 60 seconds for all the CAN bus and shit to die, if its over 25 milliamps something is going on.

THEN via wizardy pull fuses one by one and see what happens to the milliamps. When it drops to nothing then BAM thats probable your issue.

>>14213794

I'm bulk shit with electrics man

>>14215683

Heard it on the radio at work as I was doing rocker cover gaskets in a East/West V6

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>Bottle of beer shatters in car while driving home from woolies, car smells of yeast
>Continue cleaning it for the last 4 months
>Get carpets steam cleaned
>Still smells of yeast

>>14214974
it's a holden astra convertible

>>14215683
He died of the cancer b0ss

>>14215683
sitting at home bored as usual

>>14215897
black ice is the only cure

when was you why dave roland is die ?

>>14214942

Anything 4 cylinder, petrol, N/A.

Always easy*

*Not a mini

but before you do that go and aquire copies of Automotic Mechanics by Ed May/Les Simpson Volume 1 and 2.

Read them and read them again, pretty much a mechanical bible for learning about cars.

I've often though about scanning them and uploading it somewhere but there is just over 1500 pages worth between them

>>14215683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zV4pJ8MwM

>>14215908
It might be my only option without tearing out the seats and carpets.

Goddamn it.

>>14215924
see
>>14215749
>>14215858
>>14215872


My main concern is the radiator, looks like I could bend that mounting tab to sit back on the lug, but would it be worth it to try and unbend the whole radiator or just leave it as it doesn't leak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Muh1pk7xc2k

rev up your stereos, lads

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>>14216019
..

>>14215897
>Not using Liberal amounts of Coles White Vinagear for $2 for 3 liters
Cunt

>>14216044
Yes, I will whole ass the thing instead of half assing two things.

>>14215929
oh shiit i remember when they used to be funny

Shame they never made anything else funny after that

>>14215683
asleep

>>14216019

Bend the tab, if there isn't a leak and it doesn't start over heating forget about it (obviously check on it every ride for a week of so).

You wont bend the radiator back at all, and even if you somehow could it would greatly increase the chance of shearing the end tank from the center assembly.

>>14216053
>implying he wants his car to smell like 10 packs of Samboys had an orgy

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>>14216044
Don't you use 4chanX for the superior browsing abilities?

>>14216087
Only way to get rid of it.

>source spilt liters of beer in my au over the year before i gave it away
Mix it with water 10 parts water 1 part vinegar gets rid of mold and everything.

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>Bowie's dead

>>14216085
Ayyy. I got some incredibly old rare tuning book for R32-R34s in the mail today

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>>14216053
>>14216087
>>14216091
Goddamn it.
Don't know what's worse.

>>14216094
New carpet is piss-cheap, just shell out the $150 for a new cut.

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>>14215897

>not scraping off any dried yeast and cultivating it in a jar with dechlorinated water and flour, covering it for a few days then making some sweet back seat car beer.

>>14216092

While I no longer own any fun cars...I need them

/dat/ meet when?

>>14216105
I know it's fun to do DIY but it'll taste the same as any store-bought vb

>>14216099
yeah but insulation is not cheap
also nice to see your still around hows the valiant build?

>>14216089
What? You don't need that to view crossthread posts.

>>14216114
Wouldn't say no to the third Melbourne meet after March this year. Got Chryslers on the Murray on the 20th of March and Mid-state Mopar's in June.. Somewhere between there is good.

>>14216119
Two months to go before the Coupe is on the road, finally touches, will be debuting it at Chryslers on the Murray this year if anyone is coming down.

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>>14216099
>>14216105
Time to pull out the carpet and scrub the floor with vinegar.

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>>14216115

As bad as VB...

>>14216125
>mfw i made my own beer but accidentally left it for a extra week in the fermenter
>mfw its fucking rocket fuel even though it was out of the kit that came with it
Fuuuuck

i am not game enough to touch it its like a year old what i have left
>>14216123
Fuck yes pics please

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>>14216124
Hang one of these badboys and the smell of yeast will be a distant memory.

>>14216122
So you can view the expand the crossthread posts within the post with the native extension?
Like how the picture shows.

>>14216130

Got a bottle of Kraken rum for fixing a friends car so I'm into that atm.

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>>14216130

>>14216145
argh cocktease
>mfw i suck and building and welding so much

>>14216136
Yes

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>>14216130
>>14216147
Only two recent pics i've got.

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>>14216110

>>14216153
fuuuck that is some fine fab and paint work did you do the paint?

>>14216151
Doesn't work for me, shows a popup of the post if you hover on it but if you click on it, it takes you to that post in the thread instead of opening it within the post it was quoted in.

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>>14216157
Fuck no, far far FAR from a painter. Did body prep and shit. This car was originally a complete ride-off, was completely fucked. This is it originally, don't have any pictures but the entire front has been smashed in (previous owner hit a side-wall on a drag strip) and the drivers side rear-quarter was so rusted we needed to put a completely new section in.

>>14216114
yo im up for an SA meet this weekend

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Whose /landbarge/ here?

>>14216153
F-fridgey mick?

>>14216170
ah sweet i remember the old pics u posted

I need to get better at TIG welding haha

that and 90's XJ Electronics

>>14216174
Looks like my CM when it was original.

>>14216177
If you're referring to color. Porsche GT3 Slate-grey metallic

>>14216174
Didn't your car get an acting role in some movie?

>>14216181
got pics?

>>14216162
Check your settings.

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>>14216184
long LONG time ago.

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>>14216182
yeah, upcoming Wolf Creek mini series
>on set, crew can be seen in background
>no cameras allowed, had to be sneaky

>>14216191
thats cool, im really loving my CM, using it as a daily driver atm. But yours was way nicer than mine is, i got alot of mismatched panels

>>14216197
aww choice bro, did they have a hangi for everyone too cuzz.

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>>14216205
I was second owner on mine, picked it up with less then 60,000k's on the clock for $3000. 245 at the time, with an exhaust leak.
This is what it looks like these days, still sitting in my shed waiting for work to be done on it.. waiting... next year maybe.

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>>14216215
looks alright atm. Mines a 265 and has a huge exhaust leak, the stock headers iirc warped very easily. Mine was 2000 bucks, 210,000 km and came with a parts car

A 360 conversion would suit it, yours or maybe a yank big block. Somehing needs to be done with it, unless you're focussing your time on that VF/VG

>>14216236
big blocks in any Aussie valiant are a cunt, take it from me. Literally everything firewall-forward has to be custom, costs a fuck load of money.
Even in the VF/VG Coupes that did come with factory big blocks are a pain, because we're RHD you have to get custom headers made, as well as mounts and a few other things, sadly they don't just slot right in thanks to our fucking steering boxes being on the wrong side.

The CM is going to get the 800hp Turbo 265 out of my Charger, the Charger is probably going to get a big block although I might take it back to bare-metal before anything at this point as the body and paint is showing its age. Coupe will be fiinished soon, Charger hopefully by end of the year if I don't pick up a yank-charger before then....

As for the CM, yeah, the stock headers for them are fucking terrible, do this for instant livability increase;
Remove ELB, put on after market ignition
Pacemakers
External oil pump
Match-port and headwork

265's are amazing engines and love any basic work done to them.

Drove up to Wet n Wild with a mate.

Fuck, Gold Coast drivers are crazy. And there were fat chicks everywhere.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YESSSSSSS

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>>14216264
oh hey uncle muscle, how's shit?

>>14216325

>SINGH
>mfw they've even infested australia

>>14216325
Congrats for your dad.

>>14216338
Good bro, how are you?

>>14216353
Yeah pretty good. Got the subaru roadworthied as you can see, which is pretty awesome. plates on wednesday and then i can start doing the fun shit

>>14216357
April-May meet up I think is in order.

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>>14216360
yes pls. It's been far, far too long. Should be running delicious E85 in the Subaru by then :D

Where's photographer peugeot guy at?

>>14215897
not using it as a sweet excuse to gut your interior

get fast faggot

>>14216272
The ocean attracts sea mammals.

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(i fixed the wheel nuts since this pic)

>>14216414

I fixed my nuts on ur gfs tongue last night m8

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>>14216419
>implying i have a girlfriend

>>14216272
Fat chicks are great. No matter where you grab them it all feels like boob.

>>14216428
>Fat chicks are great
No. No they aren't

>>14216428
>No matter where you grab them it feels like boob

Sure if the only boobs you have ever felt feel like that lumpy fat shit and stretch marks.

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>>14216174
B O A T
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T

barely counts honestly, probably the least body roll i've ever felt in a stock sedan

Anyone know why my remote central locking would stop working?
It's not the key fob because I have 2 and they both dont work.
It worked fine on the way to and from work but stopped when I got home to lock it.
I have to lock it from the inside now but the central locking still works.

>>14216578
check fuses m8

>>14216590
Thanks, will do

>>14216597
also try disconnecting battery, waiting 30 sec, reconnecting battery

then just replace the keyfob batteries anyway just in case

>>14216602
This. Disconnecting the battery will reset it. It could also be that the keyfob is no longer matching up with the system so if the battery disconnect fails, try this

>close all doors
>put key in ignition
>turn key to ignition 1/accessories
>hold unlock button
>all doors should lock and unlock or something similar
>remote will be reprogrammed to system

It's a trick I learned when my system fucked up.

>>14216613
>>14216602
Ok thanks guys, I just tried the ignition one but it didn't work, I'll try the battery tomorrow and see how that goes

>>14216642
Also try holding the lock button instead. Alarms are fiddly and different from each other, so it's just a guessing game without knowing what the car is or the alarm system.

>>14216644
Yeah I tried both
it's a [spoiler]ford exploder[/spoiler] no idea if the alarm system is stock or after market though

>>14216656
If it's a 2000s one I'd guess it's stock. Tried the Ford forums? The last step is to go to an auto electrician which will run you about $80 per hour. My guy had it fixed in 15 minutes though so you might be lucky.

/dat/ can you recommend me a pos shit box between $1,000 and $2,500 that I could get
only needs to last me 3-6 months
if it's auto i can pass it on to family after that time
open to any suggestions but would prefer wagon or ute anything with a shit tonne of space

>>14216676
Yeah it's 2000, thanks anon, hopefully I can fix it

>>14216690
I know they're shat on like no tomorrow but you can't really go wrong with a falcon/commo around that price simply because for that cheap all cars will be shit so you're better off going for one with cheap parts

Sup cunts?

Opinions on an Audi TT (3.2 Quattro) '07?

>>14216711
Make sure it's well looked after because they're hard as tits to get parts for

>>14216711
Stretched Golf in drag, make of that what you will.

Opinion on a Nissan Tilda for DD?

Really wanted a Mazda 3 or 6, but just out of my price range.

>>14216721
It's only half as reliable as a Golf too

so no the the /dat/ meet?

>>14216724
Tiida is a disgusting Renault

Get a Pulsar

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What do you guys think would be a reasonable selling price for my 2010 Isuzu D-max?
Moved into town recently and i do not need it anymore.
Has a couple dents but everything else about it is in good condition, full service every 10,000km and it has never had a single problem other than a flat battery which was my fault, has 64,000km on the clock.

>>14216724
>considering a tiida
how much would your missus whip you up if you didn't get one?

>>14216094
At least your headliner isn't sagging

>>14216752
If it's a 4x4, looks as though similar year/milage variants are asking near on $30k, although because of the body condition, you may be able to make a quick sale at ~$25k

>>14216762
yeah it is a 4x4, competes with the Hilux, Triton, Amarok etc, would the body condition really drop the price that much? its a bloody farm ute.

>>14216766
Thats for a quick sale, $29000, 28.5 would be fine

>>14216767
fair enough, thats honestly a bit more than i thought it would be worth by now, i could buy a fairly neat car for that price, heck i could buy a nice car and a shit box so i don't have to drive the nice car as a dd.

>>14216752
>2010 Isuzu D-max
http://www.redbook.com.au/cars/research/used?q=%28%28%28Make%3D[Isuzu]%29%26%28Model%3D[D-Max]%29%29%26%28YearRange%3Drange[2010..2010]%29%29

>>14216545
its only because of the 10 inch anti-sway bars those cars use

>>14216444
>>14216469
>VIRGINS

>>14216428
>Fat chicks are great.
just be sure to fuck them in a room with air-conditioning you don't want to down in their sweat

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put coilovers in my wrx today
still needs an alignment

>>14216937
B-but what if that is my fetish?

>>14216983
then you have serious issues and should seek professional help

>>14216992
No, you need it. Conform some more normie.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>14216891
>VIRGINS
I'm having babby
You are not
Checkmate

>>14217013
Having a shit doesn't count ya black cunt.

>>14217017
#REKT

>>14217013
>implying the mother consented
rape babies have no souls

>>14217017
Well I don't have a response to that.
You win this round, you spastic.

how difficult would it be to re install air conditioning in an s13?
could i find a complete setup at niswreck or some shit?

>>14217023
rekt

>>14217028
shits fucked mate i hate dicking around with 20 year old AC going to have to wire up my jeep pos facken crap ai

basically no its not worth it becuase unless you buy new any used system is going to have shit in it from being stripped out of the donor car that you will have to painsteakingly clean so it doesnt root the new/refurb compressor you put in

automotive ac is the fucking worst i'd rip it out of all my cars if i could but fuck 50degree heat in the city traffic

TLDR: Expensive and it sucks your looking at $1000 at parts minimum

my advice find a donor car with working a/c

>>14217026
another decisive win for team autism

>>14217035
>owning a jeep

>>14217023
>implying i'm not going to raise my own Rally
It better goddamn be a girl.

>>14217035
fuark
why do all boy racers have to remove the fuckin ac

>>14217043
Because rasekar, obviously.

>>14217042
>It better goddamn be a girl.
so what? you can rape it!? you sick bastard

>>14217051
>not wanting a cute daughter to push into motorsports and guns

>>14217013
don't touch the babby mr coconut

>>14217060
>pushing a small child holding a hand gun into the path of a race car
seriously nigger you crazy

>>14217085
The world is crazy anon.

>>14217043
i kept a/c on in all my cars u faggot can you even mcread bitch?
>>14217042
>not owning a jeep
What you some sort of bitch that cant tame a real automobile
>waa but their unreliable hunk of shits
no worse than audm falcadores which ironically constantly shit their trans and engines, in falcons case simultaneously.

you try getting a car to 300k while being abused offroad for 20 years and get back to me faggot.

Bitch

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>>14217102
>jeep
>real automobile
Too poor to get a Patrol, mate?

>>14217108
no i got a jeep because i love i6's and the patrol turbo 6's are overpriced bogan chariots

it was a shitkick 3grand xj that i dont give a fuck about and piss around in around a farm out the back of nowhere like i give a shit if its not some bogan approved fully sick GQ that uses more fuel than a drunk abo

>>14217101
then what does that make you coconut? what does that make you?

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>>14217124
>>14217124
beached as brah

>>14217120
>>14217102
FUCK OFF

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>>14217133
somebodys dub mad

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>>14217124
A bastion of calm and civility in the midst of chaos.

>>14217120
Why not get an RB30 Patrol then, cunt?

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>>14216376
hi :^)
not srs, saw a red 306 and gave it the finger thinking it was him. Then remembered he isnt in sydney and felt terrible :(

>>14217138
dunno i wanted a change since i already had a stock rb26det and didnt really like how laggy and gutless it was down low
>RB30
Meh i'd rather a cummins i6 turbo diesel in something unusual but we dont get those out here

>>14217143
>stock rb26det
>laggy and gutless it was down low
>bullshit

>>14217102
he never implied that you did, can you even read faglord?

>>14217149
it was man it was so stock it had this gay factory boost controler that limited the boost until it was over 5k rpm i never got a chance to take it off 2 weeks before i dagumi'd it on the mctouge riding in the 90s cunt

tell you whut i secretly want to put coilovers on my vx but i cant afford it.

Dat bogan brogumi

>mfw my cars parts still wont come in
>resorted to hooning around in my jeep and broke it needs electrical work CPS fucked up

>>14217154
i aint gonna argue semantics with u cunt im just saying i keep a/c on thats all boy

>>14217143
>skidline gts-t
>RB26

Pick one, falcunt .

>>14217164
ah my bad i havent owned one since in like 2 years literally wrote it off 2 years ago today haha

Rip r33 with a shitty gearbox you will be missed.

on the upside i upgraded to a dunnydoor after residegrading with a falcoon i gave away

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>>14216376
yo

>>14217139
kek

>>14217176
Maybe you should learn from your mistakes and idk, treat your shit with a bit of respect?

Got a couple of fake gopros now.
Apparently 1080p and can stay underwater for 40 minutes.

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>>14216955
sup boxer bro?

>>14218076
That just looks like pain to me.

>>14218157
So... You wanna change some spark plugs, hey?

>>14218170
Fuck that shit. Inline engines 4lyfe

>>14217043
post s13?

so again? no to a /dat/ meet? come on guys I wanted to show off my astra convertible!

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is there any advantage to using an Xbox hueg plenum like this over regular pipes?

>>14219387
When and where? Want to finally see the goon powered MX-5

>>14218157
>>14218170
>>14218297
Extensions and uni-joints

>>14219810
if you coil the runners up like that you can get a longer runner length in a smaller space

I went for a drive in my Legacy yesterday, went down to the boat ramp. I think I drove pass a Subaru meet, four early-mid 2000's legacys and imprezas and a land-barge recent Forester that screamed rice all in the same car park next to each other

>>14219387
>>14219926
I'd be keen for a meet, this saturday or next one

>>14212243
regarding servicing.
manufacturer reccomends servicing every 6 months if i drive arduously,i drive ~500km a week mostly on roads <60km/hr, stop start in traffic.
if i were to service it every 10,000km that would mean a service of 2.6 times a year or maybe 2 because there are weeks where i dont drive as much.
im 100% reliant on my car for work.
is it neccessary that i service it every 10k km to keep everything smooth?
thanks

>>14220018
what car

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>>14219387
>>14219926
>>14219997
I might be able to come. Saturday weather is nice but I've been getting migraines every day for a week or so now.

>>14220044
>>14219997
>>14219387
SA cunts actually going to meet? after the terrible failures of last year maybe this year will be better for you fags

>>14220038
peugeot 206 gti
currently at 114k km

Next melbmeet when?

>>14212243
GF got a forester with 250,000km.
How fucked is she?
Every subaru I see has high km.

>>14220110
She's got another 100k before the head gaskets blow up. Just make sure she's good on the tranny if its manual and you're suite.

Also, subaru upper engine cleaner, go grab a bottle from your nearest scooby-doo dealership if the car hasn't been serviced at a subaru shop recently.

>>14220018
modern (90's or newer) cars are usually 10,000km between oil changes. I usually do a oil cahnge and service myself, whatever comes first 10,000km or 6 months

>>14220093
What failures? I recall three or four meets and people turned up every time.

>>14220149
>jimmy is kill
>318i guy crashes
>MX5 break down
>everyone pussies out at last minute

>>14220125
previous owner had a head gasket blow.
replaced radiator etc, didnt drive it, had it towed.
Is it too much to replace all head gaskets?

It's a manual but she doesnt have her license and is learning on it, good luck. the clutch on it is weird as hell, maybe 4x harder to depress than the brake pedal. It's not a car id want to learn manual on.

from papers i cant figure out if timing belt has been changed, last subaru service was done at 100,000 , since then its been done at kmarts etc.

I was talking to a mechanic and he said for timing belt at any decent mechanic theyd stamp when its changed. no stamp since then but heaps of receipts for services since. ill probably make her get the timing belt inspected to make sure it isnt the same one from 150,000 ago. I think subaru says change timing belts at 105,000?
upper engine cleaner what's the reasoning for that?

>>14220162
318i crash is the only legitimate failure on that list.

>>14217321
Xiaomi Yi/SJCAM?

>>14219810
IIRC it has a valve in it for low/high speed engine rpm?

Or maybe I was stoned when I read that.

>>14220169
i don't know why but this made me laugh

>>14220164
100k timing belts, nobody would have changed it without putting a stamp/sticker on. Definitely get that changed.

>>14220100
i'd go for 3 oil changes a year instead of 2 then

I want to get a s13 to use on my Ps, am I an idiot?

>>14220359
Yeah, its cop bait+N/A is underwhelming.

so SA meet this Saturday? what time? where?

>>14220424
>N/A
>implying not ca18det

>>14220548
Mate, you will get fucked in a week with that

>>14220359
>>14220424
>N/A is underwhelming
This. Get an exemption if you really want one.
I didn't buy mine looking to be the fastest on the road, but it does suck knowing DETs exist.

>>14220359
well it depends on what area you live in, if you never see cops then yeah it'd be a great idea just don't go driving around at night in areas close to the city, since you'll probably get pulled over and defected maybe depending on if you buy a drift spec looking one.
if you get one its probably one of the most enjoyable cars to hoon about in on your p's and chances are you won't be disapointed with the revvy engines that'll be a lot of fun for you if all you've driven is corollas,falcodores etc
a mate had one with the sr20de and the 5 speed and it was heaps of fun while we were on our p's

>>14220162
>jimmy is kill
he isnt
>318i guy crashes
true
>MX5 break down
that thing breaksdown more than his ancient BMW lol
>everyone pussies out at last minute
true too

>>14220575
not in nsw, all legal

>>14220655
>he isnt
what part of Jimmy Is Kill don't you understand my friend?

>>14220709
>>14220655
He's alive but his license is RIP until next month.
It makes sense that he won't bother posting till he can drive again.

>>14220721
he's not jesus he won't be coming back anon you need to move on

>>14220234
Im getting it done monday. Not driving it until then to the mechanic.

>>14220346
i can change oil fine myself.
might do that myself but get it serviced twice

>>14217190
ayyyy lmao

>>14221014
we should go for a drive tomorrow

first one to get heatstroke wins

>>14221158
hard mode: AC off, no fan, windows up

>>14221209
my ac doesn't work anyway kek

passenger window doesn't open also

include the black leather seats, and being a passenger in my car during the summer isn't a great deal lel

>>14221305
sounds like it's time to install a chilled water loop

>>14221348
there's actually a design flaw that I take advantage of on really hot days

with the sunroof open, the windscreen washer jets shoot into the cabin, quite nice t b h

>>14216272
We have a wet 'n wild right here in sydney cunt.
Don't have to go to such uncivilised places you realise

>>14220693
It's completely legal, but cops will be on your back 24/7

>>14221512
according to everyone i know in NSW cops have basically given up on pulling people over for driving b& cars

>>14217026
You can't out spastic the tastic m8.

>>14216419
I actually kekd

>>14221380
>yfw you've made an intercooler sprayer but for passengers

>>14220721
Now if only all the nobikes in /dbt/ thought the same way...

>>14221865
Poor cuck. Go post some more harleys.

>Down in Melbourne for a work trip
>There are speed cameras literally everywhere
>I'm not kidding, every other intersection, highway, or arterial road has a speed camera

What the fuck guys, why is Victoria the most cucked state in Australia?

>>14222158
Lots of those in intersections are Red light only, but yeah vic sucks for speed cameras, they don't have to sign them either like NSW

>>14222158
>>14222171
at least the fixed cameras have to be signed

that is probably going to change eventually though

it's amazing what the public will let these cunts get away with

>>14221872
??

What was it about that post that makes you think I'm the harleyfag?

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y are fords so shit dat?

>>14222314
the problem's circled for ya

>>14222314
why does GM have such shit interiors? everything feels like cheap shitty plastic

>>14222314
The fuck is a parking aid?

>>14222158
those are almost always red-light-only cameras, or cameras that will only snap your speed if you run the red (all or nothing combocams)

there's more and more of the ones that snap speed-only though which pisses me off.

>>14222359
Parking sensors.

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>>14222361
I don't know how I've managed to go so long without getting any points on my licence

maybe because I spend more time nowadays taking photos of my car than actually driving it lel

>>14222417
your photos are fuckin' amazing dude
you got a flickr or something?

hehe i got a speeding ticket the other day but i foisted the points off upon my grandma who will never drive a car again huehuehue

>>14222417
What filters or effects do you use to get that 90s car ad look in your pics?

>>14222314
Lewl

>when you make it through a cup of jelly before realising it was made with vodka
I worked it out with my room mate, that was about 2.5 shots worth. There goes my plans for driving tonight.

>>14222451
KEK

back in my drinking days from 2010 - 2015 i rarely drove sober mate.

That was before all the RBT blitz tho where i am

>>14222424
kek, noice

I got done by a camera in the city a few years back, but since it was under 10 over, I wrote a letter and just got a warning for it

thanks man, if you've got a throwaway email handy, I can send you a link

>>14222431
>find car park with white ceiling, and as little interruptions as possible
>shoot flashes at ceiling

tweaked colours and levels a little in photoshop, and cleaned up a few of the messy bits

>>14222463
Not him, but you're very good at it. The photos always look wicked.

>>14222462
Dick move man, driving under any substance is stupid.

But RBTs are cancer for Ps, they need to change it so I don't need to worry about a drink I had 3 hours ago

>>14222463
vicfag at omnom dot net should work

I really need to buy a speedlight, don't I?

>>14222487
one of the best things you can buy when starting out imo

if you don't want to spend much money, get one of the yongnuo ripoffs for a third of the price

>>14222486
try driving high as fuck that shit is not fun

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>tried to teach a female to drive today
>couldn't even say 1/3 of the errors because there were too many too quickly

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BEHOLD MY COLLAPSED SUN

>>14222500
Dont know how people do it. I can barely concentrate while high, plus the paranoia would get to me. However being driven is amazing.

>>14222496
I'm probably just going to bite the bullet and pick up a phottix mitros. Do you use TTL metering at all or is it all manual flash?

>>14222486
man they never even pull me over they just wave me through even when it's 2am and there's no other cars around

>>14222506
are those legal in NSW? they're B& here.

>>14222505
>wanting to tell her all the errors your car was throwing at you
So did you try to fix the car yourself or did you just send her home?

>>14222506
Now drive around with everything on highbeam to be the true commocunt

>>14222513
>reading comprehension

>>14222509
lol parinoia will pass once you've almost lost your licence 3 times over the past 2 years it happens
>>14222512
with covers they are brb putting mine on for extra fap

Supercheap Autobahn sell led lighting kits off the shelf see every 2nd car around coffs with them now i had a couple of diff setups but settled on this the leds where only 50 bucks
>>14222516
>implying i wont
also have 3 other spotties dunno what to do with them

>>14222518
>not getting the "your car is shit" joke out of it
senpai...

>>14222520
it's the bar units specifically which aren't approved, iirc.

>>14222506
noice
how much/where?
do commies have any easy way to wire them up
rally commo

>>14222512
my flash exposures are still rather hit and miss, but I use manual for shots like this, usually use ttl for running and gunning

>>14222579
lol did you create that gmail account just for me?

>>14222539
there are their ADR
>>14222559
$50 bucks ebay straya
>>14222559
comes with wiring harness but next time i am using the fog light jsut that led bar draws like 100watt+ so needed better harness

>>14222590
I did lel

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>walk into sca
>mcm on tv
>see moog
DAILY FUCK MOOG REMINDER

>>14222652
MCM is on loop at the autobahn i go to

>>14222505
did she suck your dick?

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>>14222652
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

COMMYCUNT HATE MCM

>>14222678
>>14222678
>>14222678

New Thread.

>>14222602
noice. followed on flickr

>>14222506
FUCK OFF
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