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First for merry christmas baby Jimmy, he died for all ov our sins, he will be with us in all our hearts forever.

>>14105242
what's up cunts?
did you get any car-related stuff?

>>>14104787

Pretty sure he is a actual mechanic

>>14106752
I got a hydraulic lift for my bike, kinda worried since exhaust pipes run underneath

Christmas skids?

>>14107232
Aye! Just need to wait for the bottleo to open

>>14106752
Christmas fell apart for my family this year since auntie passed away from cancer.
Pretty shit desu

> It's getting cold, isn't it?
> It's getting cold, isn't it?
> It's getting cold, isn't it?
> It's getting cold, isn't it?

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bonds socks
bonds underwear
bonds t shirts

>>14106752
My girlfriend bought me a lotus exige S. she thought it was a surprise but I saw her browsing history and our bank statement is missing 90,000 dollars lol.

She said we're going to stop by her friends house real quickly in an hour but I know we're really going to pick it up.

I'm going to fuck her so hard tonight

>>14105345
fuck off jimmyshit merry christmas cunt

>learners license expires in 5 days
>motorbike lasts until 2017
Reckon I'm good to keep riding?

Which mustangs will be available in aus next year?

Just booked a test drive for the 2016 eco boost

>>14107804
The Coyote 8 and the Ecoboost I think...not too sure on the latter. I don't know why you'd want to buy one though, the XR8 and the VFII SS are both better value.

>>14107847
im not buying it just want to test drive.

>xr8 anjd vfii 2

Both look like shit and are evrwhere

>>14107870
Fucking pleb cares more about looks than performance. You don't think every cunt is going to be driving around in Mustangs once they're available?

>>14107495
bread on hood cunty

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>>14106752
only this because I'm "techy"

t-thanks mum

>>14107908
did i say the mustang looks good?

>weighs 2000kg
>performance

My car weighs 1327kg and is it 333kw. That's performance

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Vn drift car goals

>>14108061
My car weighs 1326kg and is it 334kw. That's performance

should I get a vl commodore

>http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-Supra-1996/SSE-AD-3503755/?Cr=1
>96 supra
>automatic
>showroom condition
>bodykits and mods
>showroom condition ^^
>$45,500 dollarydoos
>(No comments from poverty packs,.... thanks)

Almost as bad as the "showroom" Starion.

>>14108238
If it's cheap. Otherwise VK or VN is better. Might as well get an R31 Skyline if you're looking at VLs and save money.

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>>14107483
Alpha undies
Alpha socks
Alpha boxer shorts
Lynx Gift bag

Same shit I get every year.

>>14108294
>factory 400HP
Uh no, weren't the Jap ones 276HP and the exported ones 320HP?

>biggest lightweight in the room
>had 1 more drink than everyone else
Do you think they noticed how much I hate family gatherings?

>>14108878
Yes but loads of them are modded already.

If he's buying one on carsales it's most likely modded (i haven't checked the ad he linked)

>>14108294
>>14108878
>400 HP 440 NM 380 NM at 1300 RPM. "Twin two way turbo's."

>>14107847
inb4 somecunt swap a turpo barra into it

>>14106752
I got a toolbox and a great socket set

>>14108294
Wow its not even worth 15k what a absolute poofta

you can get a 500rwhp supra for 10k if you look around what a tosser

If I got a car with a turbo, removed the turbo and made it run without it, would it be P plate legal? the car I have in mind has several factory NA engines as the other options at the time

>>14109167
I should of said SA P plate legal

>>14109167
No because it'd be considered a modified car. It would also be more trouble and cost more than it's worth anyway.

>>14109167
No. One, if the engine's set up for turbo then you can fuck it up by taking it out (better to do a whole swap with an N/A engine), two it's still seen as a turbo car according to the government.

Even if you engine swap, it'll then be seen as a "modified vehicle" which is illegal for Ps (at least in NSW).

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>>14106752
I got some camera gear

for the express purpose of constantly shitposting my car on /o/

>>14107495
hood on bread

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>>14108294
I know what I got

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>>14106752
My grandad gave me some old Datsun stuff he had laying around.
Pretty neat!

>>14109173
>>14109174
I thought so, and you are right about it costing more than it's worth. I'll just find an NA version that has the heads I want and just try sourcing the turbo block from some wreck. Then I'll just spend the rest of my time on P plates gathering parts to build the engine

How was Christmas /dat/?

>>14109593
Head, not heads

How's it going cunts?
>woke up at 5am
>couldn't get back to sleep
>super allergic to everything where I'm staying
>spend 3 hours sneezing until I'm able to get my hands on some hay fever pills
>spent another 2 hours waiting for family to wake up and open presents
>I got nothing of value
>tfw no longer a child
>wait hours more for Christmas lunch
>nothing I can eat, allergic to 80% of it
>feel shitty and go to bed
>wake up
>Christmas still isn't over
>why.jpg

>>14109677
>the family dog just bit a kid
>he's blind and deaf, can't blame him
>nobodies mad, kids mum is chill and owns dogs herself so understands
>but I'm still crushed.
Fuck, this is pretty much the end for him.

>>14109677
>go to christmas lunch with family
>nose starts bleeding on the way there
>resolve the situation, continue on my journey
>at lunch
>get migraine before lunch is served, miss out on lunch

eating my first meal of the day now lel, happy christmas familia

>>14109744
>nose bleed
>migraine
uh oh

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the stancefag that i'll pawn these off to will never know hahaha

>>14109868
nice sugar m8

>at home enjoying brand new console
>can watch any number of new blu rays i got
>can do any number of things to my car with some car stuff i got
>tfw all i can think about is a christmas party im going to tomorrow and how much fun the drive will be
anyone else felt this?

>>14109864
I don't think the two were necessarily related

inb4 I become the next coma-anon

Going to be a dad lads

>>14109887
Is this that amazonian

better get one of those 4-door r34s aye

>>14109887
Drawing a face on your coconuts doesn't count.

Congrats though

>>14109900
kek

>>14109868
mate wtf

>>14109900
>>14109889
Stagea
We're planing on giving birth in straya

>>14109868
did you spunk on your wheel?

top jej

>>14109934
:)))

they're stancefags anyway

>>14110093
pretty sure stancefags do that anyhow

>>14109887
Cars can't get pregnant, bud. You're all green

>>14110134
>implying I would defile my cars with impure sex

>>14110148
>caring about the car more than the spouse
Commendable and respectable, as expected of Type R

>>14109920
pls no we have enough asians

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>>14110155
LHD conversions in Aus is mandatory for new cars right? We'll probably end up staying there for a year
>tfw I can make her sell the pigfat Escalade

>>14109552
>RZ auto
>45k
tell him he's dreamin

man this boards been so dead

>>14110165
also everyone knows jap cars odos are bullshit

>went to aunties place for family christmas lunch
>couldn't manage to get away long enough to sneak into her bedroom to go through her bedside table and dirty laundry
well, today was unsuccessful, maybe next year

>>14110163
The regulations change from state to state. In Victoria, you can't drive a new LHD, so it has to be converted.

You can drive an older LHD legally though

>>14110178
>at grandparents for christmas
>awkward as fuck
>keep my mouth shut just waiting for it to end
>they go out of their way to make me the centre of attention
thanks senpai

>younger sister visits for christmas
>$100 transferred to me as a present
>I got her nothing
>Give her a random present I was given for Kris Kringle

$100 closer to a prelude lads

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>>14109032
>tfw designated driver

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>>14110178
what the fuck man

>>14110182
Queensland then

>>14110178
you sound like a perfectly well adjusted young man lel

>>14109446
Is that a 306? Always wondered about Peugeot.

>>14110196
only if visiting for tourism/part of defence force. Otherwise, you can't legally drive a LHD car younger than 30 years old.

>>14110200
yeah, I've posted about 50 different photos of it here lel

>>14110205
hey bro how's shit

>>14110205
I mostly just scroll through /dat/ instead of reading every post. Fun to drive?

>>14110210
yo

waiting for the christmas hype to die down a bit so I can go for a comfy drive t b h

>>14110211
I think it's a fun car to drive, although I haven't driven it in a fun manner for quite a while

lift-off oversteer is rather easy to initiate, which is especially fun in the wet

Whenever I see an engine I always wonder what the fuck the wires are for, all I can really tell from looking at it are battery cables and ignition.

>>14110234
ye same
doing my best to get the subaru roadworthied so i can start doing fun shit to it

>>14110201
>>14110201
Good.

Why does amazon japan always have to screw me on shipping?
>shipping is 3x the shit i'm buying

>>14110253
the premium paid for living in the middle of nowhere ;_;

>>14110253
You're in china right?, I don't even pay that shipping from any country to australia

>>14110234
we should go for a drive soonish m9

>>14110254
>>14110255
Shanghai isn't even close to being the middle of nowhere.
>$50 shipping for $10 items

>>14110264
that happens everywhere, cheap items always have high shipping

>>14110269
I just want my chinese cartoons
Still it's cheaper than buying them here

Lads I'm buying a La Ferrari replica for only 22k from a desperate degenerate gambler. The thing looks 10/10 real

Base is some 350z and BMW v12 engine

Got no pics but should I do it? I've seen it a dozen times close up looks like the real deal

>>14110257
yee boi

what are your usual toe gay runs?

I used to do kinglake all the time, back when I was a hektik p-plater

>>14110163
>LHD conversion
Do you mean RHD?

>>14110300
Why would you?

>>14110300
prepare for assfuck on insurance and all that shit

6 numbers on a tatslotto and the other 2 were 7 and 9 and I had 8 and 11.

Holy fuck so close

>>14110359
yes I meant RHD

dem bonnet gauges
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/tamworth-surrounds/cars-vans-utes/1988-honda-crx-coupe/1098953787

>>14109593
get a 300ZX TT

turbos on bottom. cops can't tell. did it for 2.5 years, was pulled over 10+ times, never got done.

Hey team, what do you guys think about this?

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Audi-TT-2003/SSE-AD-3646658/?Cr=16

>wake up extremely hung over
>wrap presents shittily christmas morning
>drive 15 minutes to sisters
>drive 30 minutes to fathers
>drive 10 minutes to mothers
>drive 30 minutes to aunties
>drive 40 minutes to family friend
>drive 30 minutes to mothers
>drive 35 minutes to sisters
>drive 15 minutes home

i think i ate or something as well

>>14110537
lol you so cucked

>>14110300
don't do it you fucking idiot

>>14110535
looks gay as aids bro. many better cars for 9k, like an A4 for starters

>>14110539
i don't mind it so much. i'd prefer it over having to sit down and talk to my mother's husband's shitty family, and i genuinely enjoy driving

>>14108294
dumbest shit I'vee read in a while.

>>14108294
$45k? That's just a chump-change Supra.

You need a real one: http://www.carsales.com.au/dealer/details/Toyota-Supra-1994/OAG-AD-12235396/?Cr=0

>>14110552
this has to be a fucking joke
>top secret
>dusty as fuck engine bay
>stripped and riced as fuck
>obnoxiously big turbo
whoever falls for this shit deserves to be down 80k

>>14110552
>time attack car
>full interior
>LCD screen

>all this Poopra talk
>go to look up Supra's on Scumtree/Cuntsales
>older shitty NA Poops nearing 200k kms, advertised for $10k+
>my own Supra is still in good condition, nothing wrong with her, only sitting on around 100k kms, only paid $7k for her a few years ago

>>14110527
>hit pedestrian
>find out you weren't licensed to operate the vehicle
>CTP void
>you're liable for the hundreds of thousands in medical bills

>>14109593
Just drive something cheap and save to get what you want when you have a full license.

>>14110571
>don't hit pedestrian
>hakuna matata

>>14110573
>It won't happen to me

>>14110575
>it didn't
>no longer on P's
>life's good

>>14110578
Good for you then but you deserve whatever you get when you do something like that. Shit happens and a twenty five year old car with slightly more horsepower than some P Plate legal cars isn't worth it.

What do you think, /dat/?
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/yangebup/cars-vans-utes/1990-toyota-celsior/1092874093

http://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Lexus-LS400-1990/SSE-AD-3734151/?Cr=16

>>14110583
TT Z's blast any other P-Plate legal cars on the market. Can't think of one that actually comes close and in fact they stand toe to toe with most newer Turbos and V8s, like the 325 HSV GTS and 335 FG GT

I agree, if you break the law and shit goes down, you have to deal with it. This is why I never did any stupid shit where it could hurt other people. The only accidents I've ever been in were other people's fault (drink drivers, falling asleep at the wheel, backing into me without looking, twice)

I miss that car man. Wish I could get her back.

>>14110591
is it really as hard to maintain as people say? what should I look for when buying one and are they reliable?

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>>14110596
Z's? They're an absolute cunt to work on. Pretty much any job is a big job. Reliability? Mine had very few issues. Heater core and a clutch, that's about it. Take care of her and she'll take care of you. Service every 10k kms. Etc.

Doing a plenum pull is pretty essential. It's a day's worth so if you can find one done, that's great. Just try and find one that hasn't been touched. No engine mods, no rims, etc. They're hard to come by but they do pop up occasionally.

The VG30DETT is a solid motor. Over engineered as fuck. Simple mods and you can push insane 0-100 times that no one will believe.

If you're really keen on buying one, I'd suggest looking at the ZX forums and browsing for a while. The more you lurk the more you'll know.

Pic related. Was mine.

>>14110606
the temptation is real

>>14110591
>TT Z's blast any other P-Plate legal cars on the market.
Gee, could it be because they aren't P-Plate legal?
>I agree, if you break the law and shit goes down, you have to deal with it.
Like I said before shit happens and you won't always be able to predict it. It's not worth fucking yourself if something happens.
>This is why I never did any stupid shit where it could hurt other people.
Cool then there was no reason to drive that car on your Ps. Seriously don't encourage people to drive cars they aren't licensed to use. It's just not that long a wait and hitting a pedestrian is just one example where you would be FUCKED.

>>14110596
Drive something else until you have your full license. Statistically your first year of unsupervised driving is the most likely to have accidents. Losing your license will be the least of your concerns if you have a serious one.

>>14110608
dont do it, you'll be like those faggot bikers who ride out of class on their bikes because they cant handle slow lams bikes because they GOTTA GO FAST, also those cunts that derestrict the bigger lams bikes

cunts should be shot

>>14110612
hey mate, I live in WA and there's no P plater restrictions here.
>>14110606
Would this be a good example?
http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-view-details.html?adId=1068147411

>>14110617
well your OP is confusing

>>14110617
terrible car. too many km's, too many mods, no engine bay pics. i said stock bro. bone. stock.

>>14110624
Thanks for the advice mate, another possibility added to my search for a car

>>14110617
The conversation started with a reply to an SA anon. A state with P Plate restrictions. >>14109167 >>14109170

what's a nice semi luxury coupe I can get for around $15 grand?

>>14110633
V35 Skyline
UZZ32 Soarer?

>>14110633
soarer or other lexus. Audi A4 or 5? BMW etc.

>>14110628
no worries mate. here's some inspiration. stock 300ZX TT 0-200km/h.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2ARTmKwNpA

>>14110636
Nice, not rice

>>14110641
far out, that is a hell of a redline

>>14110646
Redline is 7k, shift at 6.5k if I remember correctly.

oh by the way, the way the cabin in the Z is shaped, if you like bass and you install a somewhat decent stereo your nose hairs will vibrate. it's good fun

>>14107452
Right now in SA, yes.

>>14110643
>soarer
>not nice

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/kwinana-beach/cars-vans-utes/2003-bmw-other-coupe/1071213080

What do you guys think?

Honestly, is there anyone here who hasn't fingered Hex in a club?

>>14110571
Well, I could probably pick up a NA version of the car I want well under 2000, I just need to wait until one with the 16 valve head comes up near me. Found one that was sitting for 7 years up in queensland for only 300, but I don't want to take that risk of driving a car that sat for several years about 3000km through mostly nowhere

>>14110586
The Toyota has wheels that defeat the purpose of a luxury car, small walled tires make the ride shittier. The Lexus seems to be stock and probably has a more comfortable ride. What exactly are you looking for in them? Something that just cruises really comfortably? Or something to go fast?

Is dirt circuit a thing in NSW?
There's Parramatta Raceway, but I want an actual circuit

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>>14112894
mate just go to some logging roads up past the blueys

you're not thinking of taking your 318islow are ya?

http://melbourne.craigslist.com.au/search/w4m?s=100

lots of these images are from google images but some of them are OC.

I don't get it why use google images are these cunts just waiting in their hous for you to come over to rob u?

>>14113240
Judging from experience here is a list of the legit ones

http://melbourne.craigslist.com.au/search/w4m?s=100

http://melbourne.craigslist.com.au/w4m/5372463427.html

And here is one /dat/ related

http://melbourne.craigslist.com.au/w4m/5367050062.html

>You'll come over and park in my parking lot and I'll walk over with no panties on, fuck you and walk out. If you interested subject put''doogy SeX''

b-but i drive a two seater coupe

>>14107333
iktf, long term GF dumped me on xmas eve. The hardest bit was getting rid of her presents

>>14113943
Did she even get anything for you?

>>14113965
She bought me a ticket to cirque du soleil because we both love gymnastic shit

PT Cruiser or GT86?

>>14114098
astra convertible

>>14113978
It could have be a bit worse, she could have waited until after christmas and got her presents then left you. How long do you mean by long term?

>>14114315
>How long do you mean by long term?
3 months

>>14114315
nearly 3 years, my first proper relationship. We broke up because she didn't want to be tied down yet., a "you're the right guy at the wrong time" sort of deal

>>14114356
>a "you're the right guy at the wrong time" sort of deal
such a fucking copout

she just sick of looking after you and wants to go out and fuck random dudes again

>>14114379
yea that's the gist I get from it. They always want to stay friends too. pure poetry. How can it be so easy for them

>>14114379
lol this

>right guy at the wrong time
holy shit ive never heard a more ridiculous statement in my life. theres literally no way to take that other than 'i just want to go get fucked'

>>14106752
Steering knuckles.

>>14114356
Did you tell her to fuck off to some corner and sell herself? But seriously, that's bad luck mate, you'd find someone that won't want to go out and get fucked by every stranger and their dog

>>14114593
She's gone away for a bit, I'm using the excursion to get over her. Surprisingly she had never done any of those things in the past as we got together coming out of school and she and I both were largely inexperienced. She seems to be afraid of missing out on those experiences.
How do you even meet new people? is Tinder still a thing? I have no precedence in this sort of thing

>>14114655
>She seems to be afraid of missing out on those experiences.
>2016 -5 days
>missed out on being a whore so wants to end a long term mature relationship just so she can "experience" being a whore
>woman logic ladies and gentleman

>>14114356
sounds like a cunt. sorry to hear bro. whatever you do, don't take her back. use what you've learnt from your relationship with her to snag another fine biddy

>>14114655
Whatever you do, just don't take her back. just let her be used and discarded by everyone

>how do you even meet new people?
I haven't used tinder, if you want to meet new people just go out places with friends like parties and just strike conversations I guess

>>14114710
yeah that's the plan, it's hard because as much as I've fallen in love with her I also fell in love with her interests and quirks, it's not easy to ignore the lack of her presence.
>>14114692
odd times we're in, yeah

would it be strange if I gave my next motorbike her name?

>>14114830
mate, i know exactly what you mean. i also fell in love with a girl and that largely included her passions and interests. when she left my life it's hard not to be reminded of her, even after so long.

we'll get there, anon

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>get home from visiting family for crimbo
>raining
>there are like 5 weeks of double demerits happening in NSW

no shit almost a whole month is blocked out in DD's (jan 22 to feb 26)

Fuck the nanny state

>>14114845
Dat I think I'm starting to get fat

>>14114896
>can't be bothered eating most of the time
>weigh like 55kg and am 6'1

tfw skelly

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>>14115020
>tfw skelly
at lest you are tall
mfw 5'7" and 48 kg
>>14114896
don't worry that takes a sustained effort of over eating and a powerful avoidance of exercise

>>14114845
That's mental.... Anyone know the double demerit period for SA?

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>>14115020
>tfw gained 7 kilos in two months
>6ft4, 63kg -> 70kg

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>>14115069
>tfw lost 16kgs in 3 months
>6'8", 152kg-136kg

>>14110300
yes do it cunt

these threads literally revolve around some tripfaggot without a car who keeps making epig maymays of himself and posting them here trying to get attention

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>>14115084
that's actually pretty fukken impressive m8

did you make macros and stuff or what?

>>14115105
I just stopped buying shit food and drinking as much piss. Combined with moderate daily exercise it just starts dropping away.

>>14115069
still a 70kg 6foot4 lanky skeltal cunt

So cunts what do you think?

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/kwinana-beach/cars-vans-utes/2003-bmw-other-coupe/1071213080

$11k(pretty good price for here in Perth) for a '03 330ci with 160k kms on the clock.

whats the best skid pig for a p plater?

>>14115244
ford falcon AU
toyota mr2
bmw 325i e39
holden astra convertible

take your pick

>>14115267
what about the commodore?

>>14115287
it was a civic

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>>14115119
at least i'm not a manlet

>>14115267
>astra
gayyyy

>>14115244
depends on budget
for cheap, vp-vr-vn-vs commie
au and earlier falcoons
hiluxes, d21 navaras, maybe turbo rwd volvo if you wanna be an unusual cunt

>>14115310
tfw turbo 740 wagon isn't P plate legal, but the sedan is

>>14115321
really lol? who came up with that cancer

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>>14115355
The same sodomites responsible for all the stupid road-related decisions in Australia and the complacent mongs that eat it up.

>muh safety
>think of the chilluns
>car is an appliance ur conpensating omg is that a lambo
>tracel grimsnot said hoons were running people over in their reer weel driftmobiles

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>mfw group of girls asked for my number today at the lights

god damn I'm a handsome devil. Props to my god machine 86 as well best wingman best looking car desu

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>>14115368
daily reminder that pic related is faster than your "god machine"

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>>14115368
>tfw a girl once called my car "cute"

>>14115383
and what is that piece of shit suppose to be? this is Straya faggot.

>Chevrolet


>>14115384
Cute car. While on the subject of Peugeot anybody in melb seen the ones floating around with the final fantasy spray job? lol.

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>>14115384
And what are those in the sky? stars? so nice

Now I'm depressed

>>14115393
they're stars, yeah

coincidentally, the photo was taken at 3:06am on christmas day lel

>>14115398
you mean pm?

i fucking hate stars. makes me depressed. fuck now im sad

>>14115401
why would there be stars during the day?

>>14115407
why would there be that much light at 3am?

>>14115401
am lel, was a 150 second exposure with a full moon

I love the night sky you get out of the city, one of the comfiest feels imo

>>14115410
do you know how cameras work anon?

>>14115413
so it was pitch black and the photo makes it look like day

>>14115415
if you leave the shutter open long enough, you can pretty much make anything as bright as day

check out the lights in the distance on the left, they wouldn't be visible during the day

>>14115437
nah bulllshit

look at the cars shadow the sun is on the left otherwise there would be no shadopw

>>14115476
are you retarded?

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>>14115476
that's because it was a full moon m8

here's a shot facing the moon, notice how the exposure was long enough to blur the moving plants in the foreground, and for the lights in the background to be visible

>>14115495
post the night versions

>>14115500
Fucking christ you are a dumb cunt

>>14115500
they are the only versions I have lel

with a long exposure, you're able to utilise amounts of light that your eyes can't

imagine how much light your eyes would take in during a 150 second period on a full moon night

>>14115384
mate check tour alignment

>working new years night
>got someone to take my shift since I don't want to miss out
>then realise I don't have friends anyway
Fuck, looks like I'm gonna have to sleep in my car so the family doesn't judge me

>>14115563
>not running asymmetrical camber

>>14115503
>>14115493
nobody is talking to you you blabber mouth cunt. go find a friend if you're desperate enough to try and get into a conversation

>>14115508
good setting for the camera. was it pitch black?

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>>14115577
it was in the middle of the night, but the sky was completely clear with a full moon, so a little brighter than it usually is

here's a similar one from last year, although this was in the middle of winter, my car thermometer said 2 degrees lel

>>14115585
>>14115585
interesting

how much is the camera

>>14115589
is a 60d, you can probably pick them up used with a cheap lens for around $600 now

pretty much any dslr can get photos like this though, you just need to be able to leave the shutter open for as long as you want

>>14115594
good for creep shots at night ty

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>>14115598
lel

I only use my long lens for good, fellow anon

>>14115585
really appreciate these man
one day i'll staunch my dad's camera and figure out how to change the settings
till then i'll ogle the scenc in these

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>>14115577
but you're talking to me, my retarded friend

>>14115585
>>14115603
Fug.

Muh dick.

I really need to get a tripod already.

>>14115606
srsly, who is this guy that is still posting jimmy shoops long after jimmy stopped coming to the /dat/

>>14115616
who the fuck is jimmy even? seems like some unfunny faggot whos posting himself

>>14115624
From what I understand he's an autist who goes to meets and brags about his shitty car.

>>14115660
>40k house
didn't know houses came that cheap

21 years old
55k in the bank
40k car
40k a year paying job

should i buy an investment property?

>>14115663
>40k a year paying job

Nope

Upgrade your salary before you do, mortgage will not be affordable with that.

>>14115666
Thanks satin

But if I rent it out as well?

>>14115668
>But if I rent it out as well?

That opens up a possibility, if you can live at home while you rent the place out to someone that'd be good.

Even still, I'd still want a more solid income stream for several reasons:
-You may have to negative gear the place meaning that you'll still sink more into the mortgage than you'll recoup from rent
-If you get hit with any heavy council rates or repair fees on the place out of the blue, you'll want to pay them off nice and quick
-Will need proof of income for a mortgage, banks won't lend unless you can prove that you can pay them

>>14115671
Damn, thanks. Yeah currently warehouse job. Just started there a month ago ill say how it goes in 4 months time pay rise wise probably not much 48k a year or so. Might apply for coppers. Or I might stay at my current job and do a bachelors degree online or someshit

What do you lads think I should dp

>>14115673
>What do you lads think I should dp
dp ya mum

>>14115673
Coppers could be a cool gig. See if you can become a HWP copfag, then I can name drop if I ever get defected. Realistically I'd keep going at the warehouse for the moment and look for other opportunities in the meantime, maybe wait until the next police intake.

I actually applied to Tasmania police a while back, got through to the fitness test stage but ended having to get surgery on my feet which put me out of the running.

Degree is only useful if you do something worthwhile, IMO - software engineering or medical, go for it m8. Wanna do philosophy or Aboriginal studies? Get fucked bruh.

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>>14115676
>Aboriginal studies
Why is this even a thing?

>mfw i just ordered a 22" led spotlight
>again
Feels good cunts gonna blind shit drivers on country roads

>>14115676
>ended having to get surgery on my feet which put me out of the running
ha

>>14115683
i guess he as foot outa luck

>>14115683
kek

More literally than you think though bud
>Couldn't run the beep test
>Have to get a 7.9

>>14115676
>and look for other opportunities in the meantime

eh such as what mate? only got a highschool education can't really get anything better than my current position. Maybe a forky or something somewhere else for more. thing is previously i just worked casually retail so these guys gave me a chance. got my forklift license 2 days before i got the job and they have trained me in the scissor lift, reach forklift, regular forklift etc and showed me the ropes so i feel greatful and dont want to dog them as of yet. and yeah agree with you on the degree. fucking i was always a lazy cunt back in school didn't study once

>>14115695
>i feel greatful and dont want to dog them as of yet
give them at least 6 months, after that it won't really matter much how long or little you're left with them

>>14115701
yeah that was my original plan. 6 month mark. but then what? how much can one even earn just doing manual labor warehouse shit. 55k max? doesn't really feel worth it. need an actual career. coppers seem like a good start. 55k is your baseline salary not including overtime and your rank increasing etc.

but fuck i probably wont even get in. nah can't have another white guy in the force. bet if i was an indian or a woman they'd let me in straight away. fucking wanting more diversity in there that's what the recruiter told me last year. pathetic

>>14115709
45k max, but it's really dependant on how much overtime work you do, but then you run into having zero time to do anything with the extra shekels you make

if you're still at home and not really in threat of your parents kicking you out, maybe get an apprenticeship in a useful trade, will be a few extra years before you start earning anything, but after that if you're not a shit cunt you'll learn a lot, and start being able to make some big buxxx

>>14115718
yeah just live with my mum and nobody else so no pressure to leave.

dunno bout apprenticeship can't be fucked spending 3 years practicing a trade. damn should have done uni straight from school would have been finished by now

Needed to get a new car and I'm only on P's for 4 more months so I just went and got a turbo car, but should I get it registered in my name or one of my parents'?
Is it even possible to register it in my name or will the cops just be all over it?

>>14115735
what car?

i got 2 years left and the cops have never once checked under the hood. i want to put a turbo in but im scared one day they'll actually check under it

>>14115740
180sx, but had a Skyline before any never got any attention from cops

>>14115730
3 years leanring a trade is better spent that doing manual labour warehouse work with really no way of moving "up"

you're still only 21, that ain't old, plenty of people go and learn a trade in their mid to late twenties, plus if you're still at home, the little money you will earn can be put aside for fun expenses since you'll still have a fair it of free time depending on what trade you opt for.

>>14115743
>180sx

o cop magnet. yeah they'll def check under the hood. skylines a lot of non carfags drive them that are stock cops know. its quite easy to tell by just looking on the outside of it. is the 180sx clean or does it have exhaust, wheels, etc

>>14115748
Relatively clean, does have rims and exhaust done but the dude threw in the stock exhaust which I planned to put back on

>>14115747
what kind of trade though? might get paid shitty working for some guy as an apprentice. isnt the big bux when you go into business for your own.

also

>Due to the high volume of Police applications, please be advised that new Police applications may take in excess of 12 months to complete.

lel 12 months

>>14115754
judging from experience 180 sx's, 200 and 240sx always get pulled over and checked lol

my mate is 31 years old and drives an s15 and the cops still check under the hood for whatever retarded reason

>>14115761
lol anything to reach their quota
Could get it registered under their name and if I get pulled over say I was borrowing it?
Not sure if that would get me off because I don't know what they're like when they pull you over

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Goodnight fags. Will discuss my future with you tomorrow

>>14115756
>what kind of trade though?
that's up to you to decide, look them up what you can do near you and see what takes your fancy

>isnt the big bux when you go into business for your own.
sorta, but it opens the door for where you can get work, and believe me it can open a lot of doors

>>14115765
Could get it registered under their name and if I get pulled over say I was borrowing it?

you still lose points. unless they are really nice and let you off the hook

oh just read the last sentence after writing what i already wrote. yeah we're on the same track

I had a 1999 911 turbo registered under my mums name and I drove it they didn't fall for that shit when I told them I was borrowing it since the car was under her name and the insurance too lel

funny though I gave all my speeding tickets to my grandparents since they don't drive anymore.

>grandma doing 180 kph in a 60 zone caught on parked speed camera in a Porsche

>>14115773
everyone always told me to do a trade. I did look into it nothing caught my eye. same with uni i still look at courses once a week and nothing catches my eye.

>>14115680
It used to be mandatory for year 12s in SA.

>tfw 26
>still have shitty part time retail job (dont have to do customer service thank Kramer)
>friends all have proper jobs, building or buying houses, getting into proper committed relationships
>one friend is telling me his 10 year career plan, will end up making 250k a year by then
>i'm still just sitting here like a pathetic loser in life wondering if i'll ever be able to move out, and if I can ever be responsible enough to not end up dying alone in my own filth if I ever do get to move out

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>>14115359
>it will pull 150G's
>right from your wallet
stay classy, Volvo marketing team

>>14112894
206gti fag from an earlier thread.
i looked into the raceways in western sydney.
its like 300 for a day.
fug.
anywhere cheap in sydney?

>see everyone enjoying christmas, spending time with family, hanging out with friends on boxing day
>just sitting here doing jack shit on my own feeling lonely

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>>14105242
I want to get a dashcam.
anyone here use one?
anyone with one ever been in an incident where it helped you?
can i power it off a mobile power pack?
how do you have it powered?
im on red p's is it legal? (say if installed in front of rear view mirror so i cant see it)
are there any with LONNNNG battery lives?
ty

>>14115786
Fuck me sideways, the indoctrination game is strong.

They shoehorned Abo crap in where they could up in QLD but no one gave a shit. A couple of chicks I knew from school turned into colossal SJWs but uni was probably to blame for that.

>>14115359
Is there a website or something that has all of these Volvo advertisements? I've seen the other one that says "staying on top of heavy traffic" and has truck sitting on top of a 240 or 740

>>14115368
They probably pull away from the lights faster than your 'god machine'

>>14115437
>>14115476
look a the shady part of the road further down, the shade wouldn't be that dark during the day

>>14115585
Amazing picture anon

>>14115907
I don't know the answers you're looking for. But get something that can record in /at least/ 720p

>having fun with friends
>discussing the cost of a decent wristy
>next minute on the toilet wanting to vomit and cry
Getting real sick of this shit, no matter what my depression keeps coming back

>>14116018
>>discussing the cost of a decent wristy
>>next minute on the toilet wanting to vomit and cry
I think you missed some vital points in your story.

>>14115998
no worries man
all models >200 seem to be 1080p, im not fussed spending 500 if it can save me 1000s proving some sperg was at fault not me.

>see the word jimmy
>immediately leave thread

>>14116018
Everyones depressed, not just you.

>>14116031
Sorry, $30 for a sloppy drunk and $80 for a decent one

>>14116037
good riddance

don't need weak easily upset pissy faggots shitposting here in the STRAYAN thread

maybe you should get together with the new zealanders or english faggots

>>14116039
Exactly, I see people who were much worse than me still going. Pretty much keeps me going.

>>14116018
That sounds like anxiety (panic attack) not depression.

>>14115682
y u no nuy LED bar?

go to bed already you fucking west australians

>>14116032
your best bet is doing some research. browse youtube and search for different dash cam reviews and find one you like. it'll take a few hours but it'll be worth it.

dash cams can be powered through cigarette lighter or another power source (like one going to your aftermarket head unit, assuming you have one). you could get an auto elec to install it easy. i don't think they run off of battery.

also check the max storage for them. you want one capable of storing to a 128GB SD card. some can only store to smaller cards but fuck that.

ausdashcamowners is also a good place to browse but i wouldn't recommend taking their word for everything on their website. conduct your own research.

>>14116413
>implying we're west australians

>>14116581
WE EAST COAST NIGGAZ FOR LIFE

>>14117189
SOUTH COAST BEST COAST

>>14117199
fuck off mexicunts
rabbit proof fence is gonna become a wall

>>14115605
>>14115609
>>14115982
thanks, br/o/s

>being awake at 9am

>>14117807
I'm really sensitive to light when I sleep so I usually wake up early, which is good, got to go to u pull it today to get parts to fix my radio

What are some cheap calipers and pads I can get for my toyota 86? something just a bit better than stock since my current ones are almost gone

>>14115808
Is it even physically possible to pull 150g

>>14118190
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_Br%C3%A4ck

yep

>>14118205
>214g

>>14118219
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVpux5JxqEk

indycar on ovals is serious business

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>>14117807
I wake up at 7am every day and I'm a neet

>>14116018
what the fuck is a "wristy"?

>>14118788
It's when you get a handjob while vomiting.

>>14118788
Do you even go to this country?

>>14116417
im just thinking because i use a gps 1/2 the time i drive for work and couldnt power a dashcam off cigarette lighter if the gps is plugged in there so i'd need a mobile power pack.

http://dashcamsaustralia.com.au/shop/dashcams/blackvue/t-power-external-battery-pack/

could something like this work?

Just plastidipped my grille

Will post pics

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>no food in the house
>good excuse to go for a ride to buy lunch
>look at temperature
>38
>ohjoy
>put on gear, start sweating immediately
>shops are only 2 minutes away
>go the other way just so I can be out catching the cool wind before having to get off the bike and start sweating again

Welp, that's the most i've done in 3 days. It's Sunday today, right?

>>14110314
I'll come, why not just make another vic meet and cruise

>tried those cheese and bacon chips from maccas
>now shitting like no tomorrow
Don't touch them

>>14119928
>cheese and bacon chips
>mcdonalds
gross on all levels

>>14119993
Pls stay away, my anus is angry at me right now

>>14119928
they were fucking terrible.

soggy, the cheese tastes so fucking fake like melted kraft singles and the bacon was so chewy and tough.

disgusting

>>14119928
>expecting them to be anything but terrible

mate

on p plate restrictions, are N/A suburuboos worth it?

Is happy herbs a legit store or just a front to sell weed and bongs ect?

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>>14120067

>>14119888
>shops are two minutes away
>didn't walk
>instead puts on full BDSM leathers and rides 'the long way'

pretty sure this guy is gay as fuck

>>14120150
Aye, walk or ride a bicycle, it's not worth the cold start wear

>>14120150
>full BDSM leathers
>implying


>walk in the hot bright sun for 5 minutes sweating like a pig
or
>spend the same time riding and staying cooler

>>14120150
You clearly aren't a motorcyclist.

>>14120084
I have fun in my one

>>14119928
ate gook food today
currently doing an angry shit too

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>>14120087
bongs aren't illegal mate

>>14120366
yes they are, in victoria at least
>but they just sell them by other names

>>14120370
Yeah! They sell them as "water pourers"

Stem sold separately ofc

>>14120150
This >>14120194

>>14119888
I rode to my family Christmas stuff and home again. Ride home was eerie. I saw about three cars on the hour long ride home.

>WRX STi pulls up next to me at lights
>revs engine
>has his window down
>pop my visor open
>"Mate, you're punching way above your weight"

>>14120366
They're classified as drug paraphernalia so they're illegal in some states.

>>14120433
>>14120370
lmao
in nsw they're "water pipes for tobacco"
probs gonna get your car searched if you have one but I remember buying it at a tobacconist when I was 16

>>14120194
>wear BDSM shit
>straddle a hard object
obviously he isnt a homosexual if he doesnt do this

>>14120449
I don't smoke only know from friends who mention it from time to time.

>>14115680
No boomerang?

I would have though a rock solid grasp of aerodynamics well before the wright brothers even thought about trying to figure it out would have been a pretty significant thing.....

The woomera is also based on theories of leverage and force.

Ignorance is bliss, people say "Pah, aboriginal studies"
Because no one truly know what has been lost to colonization...

Ok, so you argue, why would I want to know about them blah blah, well, would you watch a documentary about the aztecs or incas? why should we disregard the 40,000 years of this history?

Give me one good educated reason....

>>14118788
>>14118804

I spit on my screen laughing you asshat

>>14120565
you think they actually understood any of that shit?

no it was more like
>"ey noonga cunt fark you"
>boong throws a curved stick at his neighbour trying to run off with his grubs
>stick ends up flying back to him
>"fark cunt i been sniffin too much petrol or summat dats some farkin dream time shit again"

>>14120587
Seriously?

>>14120598
Yeah mate

>>14120565
>be years ago
>parents are not looking after their kids, their malnurished or living in pure filth
>protective services step in and put kids in foster homes of people who can take care of them
>yfw im talking about the stolen generation and the abbos who grew up in foster care were glad about it and ended up with good jobs

>yfw abbos are also the only race not to have figured out the wheel or agriculture

>>14120565
the fact ia that aborigines lived in a primitive culture that limited technological progress, which is why all that remains is variations on the stick.

once brought into the new world with modern tech and ideas they contributed to some technological advances, i.e. unaipon's shears

comparing the boomerang to manned flight is laughable though. on old greek fart or some arab fella thought of similar principles to those behind the boomerang long ago.

>>14120611
that is all AFTER colinization, when we came along and destroyed everything they had created, just like the spanish did to the aztecs and incas...

Kicked them from their homes, took their land and livelihood, including thousands of years of agriculture that we didnt even know about when we got here. (settlement)
Told them all they knew was wrong/evil, and we know the right way (missionaries)
Opressed them into submission until their spirit broke (like breaking in a horse, you force it to do untill it submits you are the master)
Told them where they could live and what they could do, what to wear, how to speak, how to behave like we do
Gave them alcohol..... yeah thats right... they didnt have grog before we came along.

All this 200 years after we did it to the indians in america, so we knew exactly what would happen to these people over the next 100 years.

Whos the stupid one in that scenario?

Abbos had agriculture, and no need for the wheel.

It was a life of necessity, not luxury..

The abbos who grew up in foster care were in a better situation than that of which we had forced their families into..

Seriously, you are gonna challenge me with no actual educated answers?

>>14120674
you're a fucking idiot.
for starters, what do you mean "we"? it wasn't the same people who conquered america as came here

secondly the wheel is a tool for agriculture, it makes life easier and more efficient.
the reason the abbos never came up with it is because they mostly lived in nomadic or semi-nomadic societies, they had no agriculture.
they had no homes, they had huts, because they were nomadic.

the whites didn't show up and destroy a great and powerful culture. they arrived at a foreign land and found naked men carrying spears, no evidence of civil society, evidence of cannibalisation (documented) and a race of people living like cavemen.

you ask for educated answers yet you spit the worst misinfo i've ever seen.

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>>14120674
>pic related

I see you're still living on their stolen land though senpai. Are you packing your bags right now and getting ready to move to another country?

>>14120674
>"we"
>implying i was there
>implying you were there
>implying i'm not from a family that immigrated here in the 80s from a Germany and had nothing to do with it ever

feels good not being part of it. but what am i saying? you also know how it feels since you werent part of it :)

>defending these cunts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw6jp4R3GaI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3ck7wyfMb0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kmsEi3w4ZM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-voCM3DfiY

>>14120724
its just one troll defending them bro, everyone else is on the same page.

>>14120672
I dont think they had a primitive culture that limited the process at all, it was a life of necessity and there was no need to invent a bow and arrow when a spear and woomera were perfect for the hunting of the types of animals they were after.. there was no necessity, so there was no development past that, if its not broken dont fix it.

Wood was the most common medium other than rock that was available, so yes you could oversimplify and say its all "variations of a stick" but it would be classed as being dismissive of the facts.

Not exactly comparing side by side manned flight to a boomerang, more getting at the fact that it isnt a simple feat to be able to shave down a piece of wood so both edges are at similar angles and curves to ensure the correct flight and return to have spent time developing and creating this technology is no simple feat either....

these are traits of equal value to all races at ANY exact point in time, there was never a stage where one race was "more intelligent" than an other in an intellectual sense.

Uniapons shears is a perfect example to back up my last point there too as it shows exactly what I say where intellectually we are all equal..

Not saying either that aboriginals were the only people to play around with boomerang ideas, but it seems they were the only ones in history who used the tool commonly.

I will try to reply to you all one by one....

>>14120736
>so there was no development past that, if its not broken dont fix it

Because development is pointless right? I'm typing this from my 2kb 20 foot tall computer built in 1952 with my 10" black and white TV set playing in the background by the way.

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guys, the abbo guy is that feminist poster from months ago that tried to rile everyone up with bullshit.

can we get back to cars now?

>>14120736
>there was no development past that, if its not broken dont fix it.
hence why their culture stagnated and they were over taken by colonization.

>>14120700
When I say we I am using it to refer to english colonists.

the type of agriculture that aboriginals had didnt call for the need for a wheel at all, it was a take what you need type growing, not large crops and harvests..

Thats exactly what the whites did, in their subjectual 1800's toff pom attitude toward "the prrimitave aborrigine", because of that first impression you summed up perfectly, and it not conforming to posh modern societys standards of london england, then it was assumed these people need to be helped for the better.


Who were the english to dictate how other civilizations had to live? since when were the english the benchmark of society?

Black plauge, squalor, poverty, overcrowded, not enough food, corruption, government all those lovely things that come with such a great society..

No misinfo at all, I dont find lying just to try and be right a very dignified way of conversation.

>>14120765
>When I say we I am using it to refer to english colonists.
Which means you should be saying "they".

>it was a take what you need type growing, not large crops and harvests..

They'd pick the area clean till there was nothing left and move on each time. They were like a virus to the land. They latched onto the host, destroyed it and then moved on to a fresh part to start all over again.

Why the fuck is this even being discussed? This is a car boar. Go back to /pol/ SJW dipshit.

>>14120703
This is a pinch point in my argument, and also shows im not arguing about anything, im not trying to be right, just enlighten people to see that maybe there is more to just being dismissive and ignorant.....

I am not interested in the blacks who want to carry on about how oppressed they were, this is fact, this shit happened, but we arent gonna be able to do anything about it, we need to move on, OK?

I was born on this land, so technically by aboriginal culture I am part of this land, in aboriginal culture, you did NOT have to be an aboriginal to be accepted. the pitjantjara word for aboriginal is Anangu. this is commonly used today as a specific reference to a aboriginal person, "Oh look at all those anangu there getting together" implying that only aboriginals are "anangu" similar to noonga, koori and murri.

These words, WERE NOT color based, there was no specific word for a person of different color.

Anangu meant person in the simplest form.. we are all people? we are all anangu

Would you say that the spanish word Gente (for person) specifically means "spanish person"?


So no, there will be no moving of countries sorry..

>>14120712
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>>14120765