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>>14089174
You should probably consider suicide.
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>>14089185
why
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>>14089188
Your opinion is shit.
You had one chance. Now kill yourself.
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>>14089174
Don't make me break out the pasta...
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>>14089192
whats your problem
>>>/b/
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>>14089200
Fucking do it, cunt.
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>>14089174
this is the best car ever made
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>>14089174
It's the only mid to late 2000s car that doesn't look like shit
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>>14089215
Shitboxes are loved by /o/. We like to say they have character. We beat them to hell, and they somehow still go another 50k miles. When brand new with 4 miles on the odometer, we smugly donned these vehicles "econoboxes". But they matured, such as a fine wine does. They surived to 300k miles with minimal repairs. Just like a soldier earns the Purple Heart, our "econoboxes" earned their reputation as the "shitbox". There are a few cars that will always be known as great little shitboxes: the Toyota Corolla, our beloved Twingo, and America's frontrunner, The Geo Metro.
The Geo Metro was conceived much the same way I was: during a 4am cocaine fueled grope session in the back seat of an AMC Gremlin.
The year was 1987. A few Detroit executives who were down on their luck decided that we need a car designed for real human beans. A car that would love its 8th owner more than its original buyer. A car that had seen 3 oil changes its first 100k miles, but now is pampered by synthetic blend every 2,999 miles. Sunroof? Fuck that! 4 cylinders? Nope! We want 4 wheels, 3 cylinders, 2 doors, and one goddamn good car.
Thus the 1989 Geo Metro was born. It reigned supreme for decades, much like a dictator in Asia. Jay Leno owns 7 Geo Metros in case you forgot. The Geo Metro is the only car to win at Monza, Laguna Seca, Silverstone, and Talladega. Ford and Chrysler appealed to the US government in 1990, saying that production of the Geo Metro created an unfair advantage for GM. Unfortunately for Ford and Chrysler, 98% of the members of Congress drove Geo Metros and loved them to death. The Geo Metro placed 4th in the 1992 Presidential election behind Ross Perot.
Some say the Chevrolet Aveo was the successor to the Geo Metro, but I refuse to believe. Nothing can ever succed over the Geo Metro when it comes to its main purpose: being a spectacular shitbox.
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>>14089174
inb4 corolla or tercel
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>>14089240
Thanks for the nostalgia.
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Did you just buy one? Everyone's car they just bought is the best car ever made for like 2 weeks or so.
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>>14089240
hon hon hon
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>>14089222
Trips confirm best car
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>>14089283
>nostalgia?
What? About that time in 1992 the Geo Metro won the 24hrs of LeMans? That pasta isn't very old or stale. This is only the 3rd time I posted it.
I really want to make one for the Twingo, but I'm just not French enough.
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>>14089324
That pasta was first posted back sometime in 2014. I remembered it, had fond feelings of that thread, ergo nostalgia.
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>>14089174
This is not a corolla.
Pic related is a corolla
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>>14089356
I once saw a guy in his dad's corolla absolutely ruin a bunch of guys in sports cars
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>>14089347
No, it was definitely posted like 2 months ago for the first time. I wrote it. I spelled Talladega wrong originally.
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>>14089361
Because all the sports cars broke down and the corolla kept on humming
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>>14089376
If foolz was still working, nigga.
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>>14089376
Can confirm
Was there when it happened
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>>14089174
lol
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>>14089174
Too bad making at awd and swapping an EVO 8-9 4g63t in it is almost impossible and costly as fuck.
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>>14089387
My mom used to drive a little Matrix, (Aka Hatchback corolla), and that fucker accelerated like a god damn go kart.
What a jumpy little cunt, I shit you not, that car had a pair of balls.
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>>14089240
Geo Metros are cool
>>14089308
Twingos are stupid cancerous /o/ meme
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>>14089356
Corollas are literally the best car ever made
I bet the 90s ones will still be going strong ten years from now.
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>>14089240
Holy Shit
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>>14089174
>Mitsubishi Eclipse
>best car ever
I can hear Land Rovers laughing at you. Especially the first gen ones
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>>14089396
>foolz
uh 4plebs been the archive for /o/ for two years
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>>14089174
Lol no it's not, but I do love mine.
If considering one I would only get the GS though. I went back and forth with what I wanted but I'm the end the GT doesn't make much sense.
With the GS you only get 170hp, but it's 200lbs lighter than the GT. You also get the 4g69 which is basically a 4g63 with a newer Mivec equipped top end. The block can handle up to 800hp if you boost it. Also better mpg than the GT.
The GT has 260hp, 90hp more than the GS. But it's 200lbs heavier. And get worse mpg. And the transverse v6 is a pain in the ass to work on. And you can't really modify it.
I had the money to get whatever trim I wanted, but for reasons above I went with the GS. the picture posted is my actual car, if set up right they can look very good. I got the my 2008 for only $5300 cnd and that included:
>tein suspension
>injen cai
>under drive pulley
>catback flow master exhaust
>eibach strut braces
>7" pioneer DVDs player
>heated seats
>only 133k km
For $5300 I can't think of a better deal.
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The EG hatch is the best car ever made.
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>>14089387
>168hrs of lemans
>Enter 1994 Corolla
>Day 2: Corolla 87 laps behind everything
>Day 4: Corolla 232 laps behind everything
>Day 6: Corolla 456 laps behind all other cars
>Day 7: Corolla is the only car still running, officially king of the week of lemans.
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>>14093125
This is literally what would happen
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>>14090548
It was probly the Xrs trim or whatever the fuck its called
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