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[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/ The genesis of a

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[ D a i l y B i k e T h r e a d ] - /dbt/

The genesis of a nemesis edition.

>Motorcycle Routes & Meetups.
>Motorcycle Gear & Accessories.
>Motorcycle Adventures & Greentext.
>Motorcycle Questions & Answers.
>Motorcycle Pictures and Webms.

>/dbt/ map, fight, fuck, drink.
https://www.google.com/maps/d/viewer?msa=0&mid=z7CKLSFiJH_M.kMZoQpBOKipI

>Outdated Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/DZwzHqfV

>This is a sticky:
>>10361928

>Boring Webbum with Sound:
>>>/wsg/795151

...Previously on DBT...
>>13967471
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First for why is last thread an old as fuck thread
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>>14003748
oops my bad
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What are some really edgy (having edges) bikes like the nuda?
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4th for GSXR BEST BAIKU
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>>14003756
The champion of edge no competition
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>>14003755
If you had have waited just 2 minutes i nearly posted an updated dbt copy pasta for you pricks seen as you have been using that one for nearly 3 weeks now
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>>14003756
ktm 690/superduke
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>>14003756
i really like the nuda but i still thing the front fendor on that thing is just so stupid looking.
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>>14003763
post it here I'll use it in the next thread
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>>14003759

oh muh gawd...I want that
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>>14003736
Me with the street triple R, back when it was warm
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>>14003771
Magpies are cunts.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A7Gw217EJ4
I swear it dropped a spider on him.
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>>14003785
Did you get smoked turkey legs?
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>>14003756
Wr 125
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>>14003792

You know they must be good when they're being sold from a shack operating underneath an overpass.
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KLX250S or wait for a 600 dual sport to appear on the market?
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>>14003756
KTM RC8
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>>14003792
>>14003801
Its Indianapolis Motor Speedway. and the turkey legs are hot fire. they r renaissance fest tier size
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>>14003805
So you did have turkey legs then?
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Just saw an rx7 with a wat sticker on it... Wat do
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>>14003802
What are you going to use it for?
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>>14003812
Cum tribute.
Also leave your cell number, tell him to stay off our toegay
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>>14003812
Kill self
Before that send money
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>>14003812
Follow him home and let him know that you also appreciate dank memes.
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>>14003824
Short commutes, offloading, an occasional 360+mile round trip.
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>>14003802

You aren't talking about a 600cc inline 4 I hope. That is literally the worst engine for a dual sport possible.
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>>14003810
I had to imagine one when they were closed for season.

>pic related.
ducati dealer porn.
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>>14003785

You look like a sick cunt mate
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>>14003837
Dr650, xr659
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>>14003839
(smirks internally)
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>>14003838

I will say you look classier than the average hoosier, but that's besides the point.
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>>14003848
Squidanon are you good at willies?
most squidanons are good at willies
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>>14003848

Where is your helmet faggot? Safety first.
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>>14003847

Ah, both good choices then.
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>>14003852

yeah the meth-dealer arm tattoos really scream of "classy"
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>>14003853
12oclock always
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>>14003864
>>14003848
>>14003838
>>14003785

Please tell me you're making fun of someone you know because you can't ACTUALLY be this stupid.
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>>14003864
why don't you wear gear? id be terrified of ruining a tattoo if i had them on my forearms personally
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Wr email
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>>14003877
>>14003879
I understand the risks, and signed off on the parental release form.
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>>14003887
89 Kawasaki 454 ltd. best little bike I ever owned.
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>>14003879

because he's never wrecked, obviously

one good wreck and he'll bundle up tightly with a helmet and pads

the tattoos are shit anyways, i don't know if he'd care if they got ruined
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>>14003858
Ty
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>>14003887

Do you seriously have a tattoo that says "PATRIOT ACT" on your arm? What kind of an edgelord are you?
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*thumbs up
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>>14003898
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>>14003912
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>>14003901
Is that you're brother?
He also looks like a fag.
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>>14003887
>>14003898
Wait what?
Like the 2001 thing that bush signed after 9/11 lol?
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>>14003898

He's a dumb hoosier. These backwoods/semi urban creatures exist in the midwest for the sole purpose of making you feel better about yourself.

They typically have fat ugly wives or girlfriends, drive around a shitty 90s oldsmobile or buick, wear carhartt or baggy wigger clothes, and work at auto zone or other retail establishments.

Very quick to anger and unable to be reasoned with, one must take great care in any altercation as they do not care if they wind up in county for the 4th time, and will not hesitate to drag you down with them in their stupidity.
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>>14003912

>>>/lgbt/
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So what rear shock should I get?

Elka, Ohlins, Hyperpro or Penske and why. GO
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>>14003912
You kinda look like actual cannibal shia labeouf but with a less impressive beard
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>>14003932
öhlins obviously
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>>14003927

Interesting, I always just called them "hicks" or "yokels".

I guess this is sort of a new breed though, it's like an angry teenage swaggot combined with an inbred mountain hillbilly.

>>14003926

I think so. Maybe he's UBER CONSERVATIVE like Gavin McInnes, or he's trying to show how anti-authority he is. He has yet to explain it.
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>>14003932
Idk man i have SHOWA shockers.
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>>14003912
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>>14003945
What am I getting thats worth the not so insignificant price difference?
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>>14003932

FOX
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>>14003938
>>14003927
lmao this swill be fun.
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>>14003947

Exactly. It's caused by a mixture of access to the internet, exposure to urban culture, and a redneck upbringing.
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>>14003953
quality
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>>14003858
Is that sef
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>>14003912
nice wood paneling faggot. maybe you should spend less on faggot tattoos and more time on real walls.
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>>14003956

Why do you have so many selfies? What the fuck? You're like a teenage girl.

>>14003958

Maximum degeneracy.
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>>14003927
>implying there's anything wrong with carhartt
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>>14003960
Is the quality worth nearly double then say to Hyperpro for a similar fully adjustable?
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>>14003964

notice the painted over repairs to the right of the door? clear signs of domestic violence, rednecks love to punch holes in walls or throw stuff around and destroy their homes.

and it's probably not even wood paneling, it looks like some shitty vinyl veneer that glues on.
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>>14003969
There isn't but as with all things good it can be taken and used in an evil way. Down filled parkas are really comfy and warm, but I would never wear one at the cost of looking like a ghetto faggot.
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>>14003956
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
Shia Labeouf anon is there anything that makes you smile?
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>>14003977
>Down filled parkas are really comfy and warm, but I would never wear one at the cost of looking like a ghetto faggot.

>ghetto faggot

What shithole do you live in? Come live in Canada you wimpy nigger, every other person here is wearing a down parka out of necessity. Ghetto faggots are the few who DON'T have down parkas, because they're too poor to afford one. If you do see the occasional white trash loser wearing one, you know he bought it second-hand or stole it from the pile of coats at a house party.
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>>14003981
no
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What's with the fucking influence of whiggers suddenly?
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>>14003981

That's a pretty big meme at this point...
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>>14003985
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>>14003983

We're discussing stereotypes right now, relax. Here in San Diego I currently have no need for down parkas, but back home in New York and Indiana they're the choice of urban dwellers.
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>>14003977
that's fine because ghetto faggots don't wear carhartt here
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>>14003986

Yeah I don't know, there seems to be more and more of them showing up lately. All it takes is one though, and then he tells his friends and our super secret internet club is ruined forever.
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>>14003964
As someone who has a hardon for wood i can tell you right now that actually is really nice wood paneling, red wood, it also adds exrta supporting structure to the house unlike plaster which just hangs off the supporting structure.
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>>14004005
fucking wr anon
stupid whiggers.
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>>14003985
Why don't you smile?
>>14003993
Now that it is established he can be SLanon and when people ask what it means well you know the rest.
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>>14004024
noice
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Holy fuck dbt is cancer
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>>14004024
Kek I hope you get doxxed
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>>14004010
>it also adds exrta supporting structure to the house unlike plaster which just hangs off the supporting structure.

No...no, it really doesn't anon. It just hangs off the studs with finishing/panel nails. It's not nearly as heavy as plaster though, especially considering it doesn't need lath.

Still, wood paneling is tacky and reminiscent of the early 1980's. Kind of like floral patterned wallpaper.

Paint, plaster, stucco, wainscotting/moulding is where it's at right now. Sometimes brick or stone, but rarely.
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>>14004024
Poor Shia has his willie nipped.
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>>14004024
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>>14004034
here guys im sorry. yall hurt my feelings. and instinctually i had to muh dick. ill share some 93 octane tits before my stay here is ended.
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>>14004052
>not race fuel tits

Great for a normie, I guess.
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>>14004065
>>14004052
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>I reported him twice
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>>14004073
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>>14004052
You can keep them
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>yfw this was a troll
>yfw images taken from archived /fa/ thread

https://warosu.org/fa/thread/9343596
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>>14004052
ill miss you
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>>14004024

I fapped to this. No girls viewed this image. I hope you know that makes you gay, faggot.
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>>14004088
i knew it
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>>14004088
im good fun on /k/ also.
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>>14004092
Thanks for taking one for the team.
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>>14004038
When i was building a house made completely out of hardwood (walls and roof included) it was specifically for structural integrity, when inspected the house was rated to withstand an F5 tornado because of it.

You realise behind a wall looks like this right?
You really think bracing that with extra wood is not going to increase the structural integrity lol?
No adding plaster does not but yes adding extra wood does, especially if it is red wood.

I mean not trying to defend the poofta posting queer pics but ill defend the house design seen as i know he didnt build the thing its gotta be at least 40 years old, his parents probably built it.
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>>14004029
It's because of all the 125cc cckcs
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>>14004100

you literally have no life holy shit
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>>14004096
>>14004088
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>>14004111
being bruce wayne IRL isnt what you thought it would be.
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>>14003932
what a question
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>>14004109
>withstand an F5 tornado

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>14004127
I honestly feel ashamed that I know where half these pictures were taken.
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>>14004127
Post pic of dick in bread with tomato sauce.
thats my fetish.
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>>14004127
I wanted to have a fun thread. share all my Gazzoline adventures. Instead no survivors
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>>14004109
why do americans have such shit and cheap houses?
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>>14004137
Ashamed to be from Indiana? I dont get it.

and its funny how boards all over this site talk about "white men" and "being alpha" and not being a kek and all this nonsense, but when they actually see a real life, living breathing REAL man, they pucker up like babies and shit talk.
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>>14004135
This is the result of an F5, you're either dumb and lying or dumb and someone lied to you.
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>>14004148
americans don't use the word poofta
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>>14004024
So wait i get banned constantly within like 5 mins for posting squids getting shreked but this dick head can get away with posting some cunts dick?
Mods on this site are poofters i swear to god.
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>>14004148
> unironisch dem gnom auf den Leim gehen
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>>14004109

By your logic, the wooden lath used to support plaster would also offer structural rigidity. Moreso than wood paneling, as paneling is usually no more than 1/8 to 1/4 inches thick.

Withstanding a tornado would have far more to do with anchoring and using the proper ties at joints. There are special ties made specifically for construction in areas that have hurricanes/tornadoes. Simpson and Zmax make them, usually.
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>>14004154
apparently they do
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>>14003986
what is a whigger?
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>>14004176
a bigger, white guy
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>>14004109
>withstand an F5 tornado because of it.
nigga...you know that F4-5s rip asphalt and concrete off the ground right?
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>>14004176

White + nigger = whigger/wigger

Basically urban white trash that acts like they're black, and probably wishes they were too.
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>>14004128
and why...
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>>14004161
>unironisch
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>>14004176
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>>14004201

Why is he wearing motorcycle gloves on stage?
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>>14004204
Because he gives no fuck
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>>14004182
>>14004201
>>14004189
>White + nigger = whigger/wigger
ah, that makes sense, thanks
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>>14004176
Isnt nigger what americans call pretty much anyone that lives in the ghetto these days or are black people still holding onto the word for a special reason lol?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE

The many faces of DBT. Mostly just wranon though.
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>>14004221
but wr anon is dutch
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So whats the go is dbt no longer about baikus?
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>>14004204
he was obviously doing wheelies before his show
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>>14004240
> wr anon
> wheelies
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>>14004221
> hi mom

fucking lol
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>>14004233
It's cause all the tripfags that actually talk about bikes died and now we only have no-bikes
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>>14004233
Winter bro
majority isn't out riding and taking pictures/webms so there is hardly anything to post
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>>14004233
The euros are awake, of course it's off topic

Actually it's off topic all the time pretty much.
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>>14004233
We can't talk about bikes 24/7 breh. Give us some slack.

>inb4 go to another board to shitpost
This is my home now.
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>>14004300
>Winter bro
fuck this shit, riding around now makes the bike look like it hasn't been cleaned for ages
which it actually hasn't, but it was much, much cleaner before this ride

>>14004315
that's pretty scenic
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>>14004315
fucking americansl llmaao
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>>14004315
Come visit me and alamonon in Iowa/illinois
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>>14004300
Awwk seen as its summer i will make you guys a new video today.
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>>14003963
Nope
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>>14004338
But there's nothing to see there. I've been to the midwest
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>>14004221
Hi mom
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>>14004328
its the colour, my bike always looks clean because it is white even after ive been riding on dirt roads.
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>>14004162
>mfw can't wait to build my own cabin with motopede
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Hey /dbt/ !
My bike finally runs again !
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>>14004361
My bike is white and it certainly doesn't look clean.
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>>14004361
b-but the chrome
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>>14004366
wew lad
>>14004366
Looks grey
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Aight so I just came back from the date with the fattie. She's well past chubby and well into obese.

She's cute and shy and it's mostly assfat. Maybe I'll just (figuratively) roll with it for a while. Definitely too fat for chubby gf pillion meterial though.

Picture unrelated, YBR 125 Custom. Worst handling bike I ever rode, which is pretty weird given that I love the normal YBR.
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>>14004357
Put us out of our misery for living here
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Yooo i just got a test ride with pic related. is it gonna blow up between my legs?
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>>14004406
No it won't shift and you'll be kicking your feet for nothing
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>>14004375
I haven't posted a picture though.
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>>14004404
Kek, I have no idea why he'd choose that for an assignment.
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>>14004233
xth for valve adjustments needing to be made
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>>14004434
>valve adjustments
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>>14004443
>inb4 a bunch of fags crying that maintenance is a part of motorcycling
>inb4 muh soul and pashun
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>>14004453
electric motorbikes are cool
but a shame about the long charge time and the <60 mile radius
besides tinkering with mechanics is fun
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>>14004453
If I could afford an electric motorcycle Id get one. I used to me a soul/pashun anon, but that shit gets old after a while.
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>>14004443
half of this literally takes a few seconds amd the other half is just every Xthousand kilometers

>>14004453
I'd rather spent 5 hours to maintain my bike than to take a break every 150km for 2 hours and wait to charge up.

If they fix price + power + mileage they're a serious competitor but for now they're a waste of money if you don't race.
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>>14004443
>>14004406
>not buying a Tacita
muh sool and passion
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>>14004406
>I rode the S and it was great. Very quiet, no shifting was weird, but definitely a great bike to have if you're primarily in the city
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>>14004471
that thing looks mental, unfortunately not available here in germany
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>>14004443

Is this graphic implying that electric bikes don't require lubricating oil? Because I'm fairly certain they do.

Is it also implying they don't need a suspension system? Because I'm fairly certain they do.

Also, the sound and feel of a gasoline bike is far superior to the numbness and gentle nature of an electric. Electric c u c k s can ride what they want, but maintenance is a fair price for the visceral feeling of a screaming dino-gas-exploding rev machine.
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Why isn't there an electric bike with gears? It's technically possibl, so why can't we find it?
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>>14004490
Ist es wohl du verdammtes Stück scheiße
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>>14004495
gears are used cause gasoline sucks. motors are boss level and dont need to be geared.
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>>14004500
und wo du nuttenpreller?
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>>14004495
the Tacita has gears
it can accelerate in every gear, it's more like on what kind of power delivery you want you chose a different gear.
For example depending on the incline of a hill (how steep it is) you chose the gear.

>>14004504
über ihre website ;)
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>>14004459
>but a shame about the long charge time and the <60 mile radius
This is the problem with every full electric vehicle currently.
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>>14004518
Yeah, thats the only current major hurdle EV's have to overcome before they'll be a real competitor to fossil fuel engines.

I wouldnt mind if EV's replaced most of our current petrol powered vehicles.

t. EE major
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>>14004515
so the gears are like in bicycles? nice
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>>14004515
>über ihre website ;)
ein scheiß
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>go to craigslist
>want to look at motorbikes
>scooters, 4 wheelers and balance boards everywhere
>allmyrage.com/fuckthisgayworld.jpg
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>>14004526
lol where the fuck is this guy going on the deck of that ship? I mean carriers are big but a motorcycle seems dangerous lol. Or is that not a flight deck?
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>>14004525
It will take awhile for them to be viable I think I'm cool with having more gas to myself so I welcome it.

I'm an EE major too kek.
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>>14004526
seems like that, yes my nigga. They also have a working clutch iirk, and you can willy them. but the dude said he wouldn't recommend it, but you can. lel.

>>14004532
ruf sie an du faget
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>>14004495
Because you wouldn't notice a great enough difference/advantage.

See your generic bike at RPM 1k and let's say 7-10k.

under 7k, way less power, . the Powerband is between 7-10k. after 10-12k, getting less and less power again

So for optimal performance you need gears to stay between 7 and 10k RPMs, that's where the most power is.

With an electric motorcycle you have almost identical power at 1k and 10k rpm. Since you have the same power there is no need to include gears to stay in a certain RPM range.

So it's better for weight reduction and maintenance to leave gears out.
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>>14004525
i like electrical vehiocles because they don't harm the enviroment

t. master in philosophy
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>>14004546
ich kann kein italienisch
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>>14004558
Ja das is dann natürlich dein Problem.
Frag doch einen ausm dbt, die helfen dir vielleicht.
> kosten so um die 18k Euro
nur so als info.
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>>14004546
sounds quite interesting

>>14004536
it's a diesel klr, he can go where he wants

>>14004525
>I wouldnt mind if EV's replaced most of our current petrol powered vehicles.
while I don't dislike them, I also want petrol powered vehicles to stay

t. EE student
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What are y'all up to?
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>>14004565
fehlen mir nur noch 6k
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>>14004572
gibe monies

>>14004569
shit posting

>>14004567
tfw no WAT race carrier
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>>14004503
Heh
>>14004515
What a nice bike!
>>14004547
Thanks for the explanation m8, I wasn't thinking that way
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>>14004434
Wat do you think about my spark plugs?
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>>14004575
if I had a race carrier and a diesel klr I would be very happy
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>>14004586
seems like youre running a bit rich lad
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>>14004567
Ayyy fellow ee student
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>>14004587
if I had friends i would be very happy
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>>14004590
Just a little bit..
I will need to correct that but i want to sell my Honda and get XT660X
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>>14004575
>>14004587
I want diesel motorcycle.
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>tfw the only time I'll be paid to ride a motorcycle is pick up errands for work
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>>14004587
lel and people say the r1200gs is fat
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>>14004586
im not an expert on plug readings,

but if it isnt wet and or straight up black or really white then you should be fine
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>>14004600
If I had a bike I'd be very happy
Oh wait...
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>>14004606
>XT660X
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>>14004608
DEM TORX DOE

>>14004617
if I didn't live in poland i would be very happy
Oh wait... ;^)
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>>14004620
The fuck is this shit??
>>14004614
They are running a tiny bit rich, but its fine
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>>14004525
>>14004567
>>14004595
>>14004539
All dis EE
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>>14004631
an xt660
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>>14004633
sounds lame

t. not EE student
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>>14004567
seems tall for a flight deck.
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>>14004610
it's only a different engine in the klr, the rest is the same
it's far from being as pigfat as the r1200gs is
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>>14004633
Ee sausage party
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Guys i really want a rallye fairing. Why are they so expensive?
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>>14004640
>tfw no klx 450
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>>14004631
Yeah if it feels fine dont worry too much about it.
Also found the source of the ticking noise, my left exhaust is leaking a ton b/c the copper ring thats supposed to hold it closed is bouncing around like a puppy on crack. gonna put two rings in tomorrow and it should be silent.
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>>14004625
>ksr
Did they finally make that thing fuel injected?
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>>14004635
Dats gay
>this is XT660X
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>>14004645
tja scheiß leben
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>>14004649
no idea

>>14004652
is so.
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>>14004646
Fuck, when will the torture stahp with your bike?
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Found a little buddy in my mouth vent

sorry for bad pic, couldn't get shitty phone to focus
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>>14004650
i personallly prefer the xt660z
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>>14004526
Diesel powered KLR HNNNNNNG
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>>14004650
are you buying new or used? how much are they in serbia?
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>>14004680
only the money for fuel to reach germany, then you steal one and ride back.
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>>14004680
Used, sub 3000 euros...
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What's you guys's favourite budget offroad bike? I'd somwhen love to get a kle 500

oh yeah and no wr125
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>>14004696
X T 6 0 0
T
6
0
0
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>>14004696
2nd would probably be a dr800
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>>14004696
DR350
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>>14004696
XT 125
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>>14004659
it was abandoned for 15 years

i will make it live again

it WILL ride.

I'll prob have to make my own exhaust headers eventually, might be cool
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>>14004714
>125
>4stroke
>offroad

nice meme
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>>14004731
>125
>4stroke
>anywhere
nice meme
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>>14004731
wr 125 :^))))
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>>14004712
That's a great bike. I have two frames and three motors kicking around my garage.
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>>14004736
>that exhaust
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>>14004739
too bad you're a bad rider and blew them all up
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>HNNGG
http://www.polovniautomobili.com/motori/6790342/yamaha-xt-660-x
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>>14004739
>>14004750
two busted frames and three broken motors.
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>>14004766
yeah nah i ain't clikcing some russian or latvian shit website.
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>>14004766
sounds pretty good
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>>14004750
>>14004768

nobike jellyfags detected
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>>14004633
So I tried pic related again and got a metric fuckton of lye. Didn't manage to catch any hydrogen for cool explosions but it was fun nonetheless. This time I just threw a power cell straight into water and it worked alright
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>>14004788
Also didn't wear any gloves while messing with something with 14.0 PH.
Ishygddt
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>>14004526

>get to wear awesome cammies all day
>get to ride around on dirt bikes
>get to carry automatic firearms
>get to shoot bad people
>get paid to do all of this
>everyone loves you
>women literally want to bear your children without knowing anything about you

As a Canadian, I honestly wonder why every American guy doesn't join the Marines. Even if it's only for a few years. Plus that GI bill that pays for your college.

I wish we had that kind of military reverence here. Our soldiers are like some brutal uncle we don't want to talk about, but secretly all agree we need him to keep our even cuntier aunt in line.
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>>14004784
lol nigga what the fuck was that for a shitty launch? Did you end up at like, dunno, 20 mph? kek even I could have launched faster baka
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>>14004595
ayyyy
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>>14004771

Why? Putin already knows about your shemale porn addiction.
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>>14004802
Because being in the military is shit.

I did my time to get my free college, but actually being in the military was awful.
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>>14004806

And I suppose you could put a better ass on your bike.
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>>14004847
it's on there everyday.
protip: I'm talking about my ass.

>>14004829
why?
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>>14004802
>he can't get women to intake your seed without a uniform
kek. I will stick to my uniform of a suit and tie.
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>>14004853
>it's on there everyday.
>protip: I'm talking about my ass.

pics or it didn't happen
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>>14004865
no homo
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>>14004872
cuz your ass is way better than her ass. Mmmhmmm

0/10 shit talking-can't deliver
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>>14004847
kek, looks just as trashy as the bike
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>>14004853
>Don't get to make any decisions
>Have to get bossed around by total retards and can't say anything about them being retards or you get UCMJ or NJP
>Shooting is fun, but unless infantry you only do it once in a blue moon
>When you get to shoot, it's ruined by requirements set by people running the range
>You won't actually get to ride dirt bikes
>The only women who want you just want your BAH
>The shortest day you will ever have is 12 hours, at least 5 days a week
I could keep going but that should be enough
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>>14004881
>cuz your ass is way better than her ass
yes that's right.

>>14004885
>>Don't get to make any decisions
that actually sounds good, but the rest is just how I imagined >'merican army
and also how my dad told me that it is there. He was there for two years.
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>>14004784
>shit they got me
>better deflect this shit away from me
>lol u iz nobike
>that should do it

take pictures of the bikes you broke pls. we already know you suck at riding. dont be ashamed of your inability to keep a bike running, endulge in it.
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>>14004899
>that actually sounds good
No, you misunderstand. There was a guy that bought a car, completely within his means, private vehicle, has nothing to do with the military. They made him take it back because they thought he couldn't afford it.

You have to take MSF to ride on post, they didn't want to let me do it because "all I had was a street legal dirt bike", I had to sneak around to get into the course. You get to make no decisions. None. It's not a good thing.

Also from what I have heard most militarys are similar, maybe not as bad as the US but all have a heirarchy that has to be maintained by making and enforcing stupid rules.
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>>14004912
Oh senpai, please don't be mad with me. I only want to be like you. Maybe some day I can be like you and learn to make others look bad because I have nothing to show for living in my parents basement breathing out of my mouth and scratching Doritos dust out of my neckbeard.
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>>14004948
lmfao
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>>14004937
>dat projecting
holy kek, seems like you hit a nerve
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>>14004937
I just want to see your busted bikes. Why you getting butt flustered about it?
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>>14004948
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>>14004885

Aside from the long hours, that sounds like 90% of jobs. I worked for an insurance company for a while, managers were mostly dillweed asskissers or daddy's boys. No criticism was tolerated, and I saw two people dismissed for being vocal about their disapproval of management decisions. Not to mention the favouritism and "diversity" and "inclusion" shit you have to deal with. No one is promoted based on merit or character, they're promoted based on their ability to brown-nose and if they're the right colour/creed/race/orientation/etc.

Shooting rules sound like standard SOP bullshit: in a company they have ONE way of doing things, that's how you do it. NO deviation.

I got to make decisions, which were then passed on to three other people who usually changed them 10 times anyways.

And I never got to ride a dirt bike either.
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>>14004981
that gif haha
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>>14004999

i laff erytiem

nice GET
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>>14004981
While I agree with that somewhat, it's different in the military for a few reasons. Most important of which is that if you fucking hate it you can't just quit. Even when they were downsizing like crazy and kicking people out left and right, they wouldn't let people leave that wanted to. It is kind of similar in contracted jobs, but even then there is a way out that doesn't land you in jail.

I am doing the same thing now that I did in the military, and I get paid for my overtime, don't have to clean bathrooms or do conex layouts every other day, don't have to wake up at 5:30 am to work out, hell don't have to work out at all if I don't want to, don't have to wear a uniform, etc etc. It's just better in every way. Oh and I make more money.

The military is a good stepping stone for a career both for the GI bill and experience [unless you do something stupid like any combat arms job that has no civilian equivalent], and for some people who don't know shit about the real world or whose parents never taught them about authority, it gives you a taste of what it's like and instills some discipline.
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>>14005034
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>>14005034
>>
I have retard question. If i had motorbike with 4 gears, can i get a transmission with 5-6 gears and swap it out?
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https://youtu.be/xQrmWTCh5pw

>tfw i'm poor
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>>14005085
Why not more?
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>>14005085
If it fits yeah I guess
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>>14005034

Can't you just act like a total fuckup and get discharged? Like be a Gomer Pile and just drop shit all the time and trip over stuff and not tie your boots properly and sneak jelly donuts into the barracks? That's what I'd do. That, or say I have PTSD and I can't do anything I just need a soft corner to cry in all day.
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>>14005119
You can, but then there's a chance you get a dishonorable discharge, which is like having a felony on your record when you apply for jobs and shit.

There was one guy that went and saw a shrink and somehow got put out really fast with an honorable discharge. He wasn't crazy or have PTSD or anything he was just a lazy fuck who was always causing trouble. Whatever he told them was perfect, because if you aren't crazy enough, they won't kick you out they just make you see a shrink occasionally. If you are too crazy [tell them you want to kill people and shit] they can call the MPs on you or get you UCMJ for threatening people etc then you get a dishonorable or other than honorable discharge.

The easiest way is to get fat, get an other than honorable or general discharge, then repeal it to an honorable. But then you have to be fat, and pretty dedicated to it because there are weight control programs.
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>>14004315
What do you think about the reliability of your tiger anon ?
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>>14005085
What motorcycle is it? If it's something like a Harley Davidson modular setup, then yes. If it's more likely a modern monoblock setup from the last 30 years, then no.
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>>14004443
>no clutch

i don't think i can ever bring myself to ride a toy
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>>14005142

Seems like it'd just be easier to get in a car accident and break both your legs or something. That'd chew up like 6 months before you can even really walk properly. God knows how long before you can be put on active duty again. How long is a term? Like 4 years?
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>>14005144
It's been really reliable thus far. Had to retighten the primary sprocket nut once because it came loose. Other than that just normal maintenance.

>>14005161
They still wouldn't kick you out. You'd get to walk around on crutches in uniform until you healed.

Shortest term to get full GI bill benefits is 4 years. You can do a 3 year term but then you only get a portion of the GI bill benefits. Last time I checked anyway.
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>>14005190

I would totally do that if I were American. I'm Canadian, and it's actually DIFFICULT to get into our military, even as a basic grunt. We have staffing problems right now because the standards are too strict, and they're not getting enough qualified applicants.

4 years of being a grunt, and having all of your university paid for, sounds pretty good. Obviously you wouldn't want a combat role, because getting a leg blown off isn't worth it. I'd just request to be a weatherman or something. Make sure my marksmanship was intentionally poor enough that they don't make me a shooty-guy.
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>>14005216
>Make sure my marksmanship was intentionally poor enough that they don't make me a shooty-guy.


this isn't their first rodeo. They can spot fakers.
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>>14004535
I went on a mad rampage deleting non registered dirt bikes, 4 wheelers, trailers, and offroad gear that normies were selling once....
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>>14004109
>when inspected the house was rated to withstand an F5 tornado because of it.
that's not an ICF building...
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>>14005226
doesn't matter, i would just keep faking it. they have to work with whatever i give them. they can't stick me in sniper school if i'm shooting 5 foot groups at 100 yards, just because "you're faking it pvt. anon!"
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>>14005239
No, but they can make you so utterly miserable that performing acceptably is preferable. This is an organization who've mastered the art of fucking with people so insanely well that they do it automatically and without even realizing it.
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>>14005142
Oooh m40 with rubber skin, this nigga has the fuckin drinking straw too.

idk where my internal straw went, but come to iowa and illinois and we can dirtbike with skidlids and gasmasks
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>>14003887
yeah you're going to have to timestamp now

youll be patriot anon from then on
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>>14005270
I had to turn in my gas mask when I got out ;_; one piece of kit I would have liked to keep.

>>14005216
Damn what are they so strict about?

And yeah I thought about air traffic controller but apparently they have the highest suicide rate in the military or something.
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>>14005359
>I had to turn in my gas mask when I got out ;_; one piece of kit I would have liked to keep.

What did you have? I was issued with an S10 when I joined but moved to a GSR a few years ago, they were a huge improvement, not least because you don't have to hold your breath and purge when you change filters.
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>>14005359
;_; 7

just knowing they're gonna hand some other guy a gas mask you've drooled in is a little unsettling for that poor sod

I wish I had a hood or a drinking straw, or at least fuckin smoked out lenses

Don't have pics on my laptop but I have em at home.
>pt belt
while driving too kek

>>14005369
m40s bruv
>s10
non-us?
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>>14005379
>non-us?
RN
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>>14005369
It was an M40. They are pretty shit but neat to wear occasionally.

>>14005379
Yeah they make you clean them with bleach water before turning them in. Still kinda gross considering how much I sweat in that thing.

>pt belt
Driver safety!
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>>14005403
>It was an M40. They are pretty shit but neat to wear occasionally.
How's the visibility? They look better than the S10 but worse than the GSR.
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>>14005400
nice m8
>>14005403
>sweat
snot too
Unless yours was brand new you prob had some other guys' DNA on your face.

Driver safety lol do they make the bikers wear those?

Not like you can shine a light at a car and expect to see a green reflection from inside
>>14005412
pretty good actually, the gsr gives you the full view though yeah? m40 isn't bad but still is limited
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>>14005422
>pretty good actually, the gsr gives you the full view though yeah? m40 isn't bad but still is limited

More or less, they're basically Bolle's with a respirator hanging off in terms of visibility. I'm still concerned that they won't handle Novichoks.
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>>14005435
>I'm still concerned that they won't handle Novichoks
Only one way to find out
>>
Anyone here have any experience with the Sena 20S? Is it worth the price? The 8-way intercom is the feature i want the most.
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>>14005359
>Damn what are they so strict about?

Mostly initial testing requirements, we have standardized testing, kind of like your ASVAB. We don't have an initial physical test (like an obstacle course), but a doctor will basically tell someone if they can handle the basic training or not. A lot of people are physically unfit too. Our military doesn't really do a good job of recruiting people either, we've had Liberal governments for so long and they spent their tenure demonizing/downsizing/destroying the military. We've developed an entire generation of fat, weak, overly-sensitive peaceniks who suffer from some kind of "mental illness". Our military standards do not conform to these modern, pussified notions, and so we have a manpower shortage.

Now that Trudope is PM, we're gonna have a massive budget slash at some point too. I mean, what's more important? Spending money on our Air Force, Navy, and Army...or legalizing weed and bringing over boatloads of unwashed Syrian trash?
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>>14005463
I've heard good things about it.

I want it but I have nobody to use it with
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>>14005453
Agitate Russia?
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Dat lean angle. Bet he's got no chicken on his strips.
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>>14005507
Jesus Christ i'm triggered hardcore right now.
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>>14005507
>>14005524

>you are now driving behind this guy
>the road is another 10 miles
>and there is a police officer driving behind you
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>>14005537
>Print up free doughnut coupons for a store 10 miles off your usual route
>Keep them in your jacket
>Throw them over your shoulder if cop is tailing you

As soon as one stick to the windshield the right way your cop problems will be over for at least 20 minutes.
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>>14005537
Call in a bomb threat in the other direction, lol as the cop turns around and now you're free to pass on solid yellows
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>>14005494
that'll work too
>>
Does /dbt/ approve of tenere?
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>>14005563

>911 operator logs phone number that called in threat
>get arrested that evening for false alarm
>spend 3 months in jail

wew lad really shaved off some time from my drive, now about that violent shower rape...
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>>14005620
It's okay but it's no Africa Twin.
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>>14005642

what's an Africa twin? Is it the twin who dies right after birth because there's a hyena raiding the village and the mother can only carry one baby?
>>
>>14005537

if he stayed on mulholland it would have been at least another 5 miles until the next freeway exit. it took him about 10 minutes from bottom to top on the snake.
>>
>>14005477
Legalizing weed and Syrians obviously. Why would you need a military? You live in Canada.
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>>14005553

>be cop
>driving along
>some dick throws garbage out his window
>sticks to my windshield
>coupons for free donuts
>oh sweet
>i'm gonna go get some free donuts!
>right after I pull over and charge this fucking cunt for littering
>hope he doesn't give me attitude or i'll have to smash his face with my flashlight
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>>14005711
>Why would you need a military?

To bomb Syria. We were doing it too, until this pacifist bitch got elected.
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>>14005724
Merica is already doing it and they don't need any help from a joke nation of flappy headed fucks. Right, eh?
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>>14005735

Yeah you've got everything under control.

>This just in, another Islamic mass-murder in America
>Don't worry folks, we've got it all under control!
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>>14005779
As under control as it can be. Face it, canuck. You bring nothing to the table. You don't even have nukes. Even the kikes have nukes.

kek
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>>14005795
I nuked ur mums pussy faggit
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>>14005779
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>>14005842

She told me you had her fart in your mouth then ask her to rub your puke on her.
>>
Well I got some drugs do I fit in now
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>>14005853

I guess she left out the more vulgar stuff then. Wonder why she didn't tell you about the elbow-deep fisting or shit milkshake.
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>>14005852

>not electing cyborgs to parliament

How sheltered IS America?
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>>14005852
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>>14005904
nice desu ne
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>>14005976
http://murderpedia.org/male.V/v1/vickers-robert-wayne.htm
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>>14006061
wrong vickers mate
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>>14006086
Your vickers reminded me of that vickers, I'm bored and shitposted.
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>>14006100
fair enough, I'm bored as fuck too
>>
>it's 1 am
>just got out from a bad flu
>can't sleep

What do?
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>>14006120
jack off, drink lots of water, change your socks, and jack off again
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>>14006127
What the fuck do you think I am? some sort of amateur?
I've already done that.
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>>14006120
>bike thread
ride maybe?
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>>14006136
>just got out of a bad flu
>ride at night in the winter cold

Nuh- uh
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>>14006143
Sleep with your bike.
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>>14006105
Time to play some black ops3 while I shitpost
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>>14006120
pirtate fallout 4

>1am
>wanted to go to sleep 2 hours ago
>busy building shitty settlement

nah I go foreal now
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>>14006277
Ew.
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>>14006277
>ugly
>slow
>lets his feet slide

what is this retard on about
>>
>>14006294
>>14006283
Shoulda seen it in real life m8's, its exactly the same as the pictures people sometimes post, fat ass nigsquid on a stretched black busa, was awful
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>>14006061

Frank Ponciano was the cellmate of Robert Vickers and was strangled with a knotted bed sheet because he had failed to awaken Vickers at lunchtime and also drank his Kool-Aid.

After strangling Ponciano, Vickers then used a sharpened toothbrush to stab him six times and carve his name into the dead inmate's back.
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>>14006277
Need more emphasis on the headshake
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>>14006061
>country index
>all nations have 1 or 2
>italy has like 30
>uk had like 400
>get to US
>Texas alone has 800+
Somehow, it doesnt seem like that is enough.
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>>14005477
>I want my government to bomb people
ok

If it makes you feel better, Trudeau is going to increase Canadian intervention in the Middle East at some point. I mean, the six bomber planes are still there. Of course, he is going to slash social spending and introduce sweeping austerity measures.
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>>14005359
They See me Rollin...
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>on topic
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>>14005620
yes
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New thread

>>14006513
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>>14006277
prius driver was staring too like wtf is that nignog thinking
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