/dat/

>>13830476
Fuck off cunt back to your dbt cock sucking session

>>13830490

>cager rager

>>13830490
I don't ride bikes you cock jockey.

>>13830493
I saod new nread not thread, ffs
also bethesda fallout a shit

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>>13830493
>head section
>mechanic

Pick one

>>13830497
You having a stroke mate?

>>13830498
>That razor thin valve face

Light weight race version

>>13830507
Every gram counts

>>13830476
fuck that's awesome

>tfw there won't be any little postie bikes to putt around on in fallout 4

>postiebikemodwhen?

>>13830520
It shouldn't be hard to make one, if it uses the same G.E.C.K. that FO:NV does.

>>13830498
>working out engine size in head
>realise how small the valves must be for the tiny 48.5mm bore

>>13830507
someone trying to lap valves with a drill?

>>13830520
>>13830522
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t48Hrq5Sfc

>>13830523
That's one head from a C175-16 that came back for warranty. The whole engine is a bit under 85L displacement.

>>13830524
Valve face failure, poor valve set clearances hammered the shit out of the poor valve and once the case hardening was breached, it started chewing through it.
Engine made 98 hours from new.

>>13830529
>85L displacement.
Massive

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>>13830523
3L H16 engine built by a bunch of crack pots from england.

The same group of crackpots also built a supercharged 1.5 litre V16

>>13830402
and the nos bottle goes where?

>>13830535
Hide it in the swag, fuck the police.

Sorry police, some of you guys are alright.

>>13830503
sorry m8, just on the piss

>>13830532
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Racing_Motors_V16

600 bhp with 72psi boost at 12,000 RPM.

Kill Son or Nuke Commonwealth

Time to digging into the Skyline's nest of wiring.
The previous owner cut the magic wire that limits speed but stuffs the >HICAS

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>>13830553
engineer cert friend has seen some shit regarding skyline HICAS. pic related.

Why do you want the HICAS working again thought?

>>13830566
That is some shit.

Real reason is my autism, plus I'm going to end up replacing the ECU fairly soon anyway, want to make sure everything's working before I do that.

http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/canning-vale/cars-vans-utes/r33-skyline-gtst-track-drift-race-rolling-shell-/1094516629

and then put a nice cheap v8 in it?
and do nought but skids

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>>13830578

My condolences. I own an R33 that hasn't been hacked up. I would want everything clean again if it wasn't.

>>13830610
Yeah, that's why I'm delving into that mess.

The previous owner was mostly kind to the car, just he had no electronics expirence so random uninsulated bits of wire and those bloody snap together wire connectors lel

>>13830608
Stick the V8 from your EF in it.

Hell, stick dem meats on it.

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Rims off an e320,how did i do?

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>>13830632
with whitewalls

>>13830630
you sir are a man after my own heart.
makes it a bargain basement monstrosity.
imagine all the purists face when they realize a 347 ford is in the 'bay'
"nice note bro, what exhaust you got"
"ferd"

>>13830644
>purists
>drift pig R33
You won't really surprise anyone bro, people put barras in those little things.

I know what i must do with ute now

http://www.summitracing.com/int/parts/wnd-77-174fsb-1/overview/make/ford

So Wolf Creek shooting was done today

Dunno if im allowed to post photos, they told us not to take pictures. But they parked it out front of the pub, and some driving shots with a stunt driver in my ride. Its definatly going to be in the film though. Heaps of production crew, they took around 10 different takes of the car. The car organiser loved it, they laughed at me when my cars turning circle was so shit i drove over kerbs turning within a 2 lane road

>>13830717
wat kar

>>13830719
CM Valiant. It stuck out a little bit becuase everything they were using were 90's/00's shit boxes but the fact it had shit paint, dented panels and rust they thought it would look good

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Can't get more than 850hp out of this rb30et

How does Maatouks do it?

>>13830055
>>2015
>>not using Kangaroo rotors
>it's like you're not even Australian
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PzWFn6lGBs

so yeah are these rotors legit?
if they really do perform better I'm keen on trying them out in my 'astra convertible'

>>13830760
more turbos are needed

>>13830760
more dose uleh

>>13830760
quality sliders

>>13830785
its all on max baby.

they just need to deliver this turbo re work they promised 10 years ago.

>>13830771
as far as one piece brakes go they're pretty good yeah. certainly not shit tier.

>>13830809
I am in need of some so I'm seriously considering it. seeing the price range from about $60 to $200 though...
also need to find a 5 stud everything I find is 4

goodnight fags

dreams of touge await

West Aus night time /dat/ confirmed for best.

Almost shitpost free.

>>13830886
Agreed.

good night jimmy

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>>13830951

>>13830632
>monoblocks
noice

>>13830051
Because speeders get treated worse than murderers in this country. We go fast outside cities.

what happened /dat/ why are you dead?

>>13834831
>I was gonna shitpost on /dat/
>but then I got high

>>13834844
fuck off bridgestoned ya jew

>>13834831
>be last night
>removed some parking stubs stuck between windshield and dash that was causing fluttering noise when windows were open
>want to go for drive today and experience all the windows being open and my sunroof
>cant because i need the cash and fuel for tomorrow and today would use it all
>tfw just sitting here almost shaking with excitement at using my sunroof without that stupid flutter sound but cant do it today

>>13834885
just go out today anon
don't make excuses

>>13834885
Just fly down your street and call it a day

>>13834831
Because everyone is playing fallout 5.

>>13834066
not even speeders mate, I mean getting to the limit reasonably

>>13836725
Weird. I don't race to the speed limit or anything, but I'm well ahead of traffic usually. Why would anyone take off at scooter speeds on a bike?

>tfw looking at and wanting fuck ugly shit boxes like a Ford Taurus and 90s Commodores

save me /dat/

>>13836761
Nothing wrong with '90s Commodores. Even base model V6s are fun as hell with a 5 speed.
Just stay away from the Taurus...

>>13836793
>Nothing wrong with '90s Commodores

Good engines and handling but they're fuck ugly.

>>13836793
whats wrong with a taurus? they're so 90s that they're cool in a weird way.

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Any of you cunts got a mine bar?

Just curious how they wire up. Do they just plug into the trailer plug? How does the beacon activate? With the hazard switch? If that's the case what stops it coming on with either indicator or does it have some science shit inside where it needs to detect power from both indicator pins at once?

>>13837009
The hollywood is connected to a rocker switch, everything else patched into the harness.

>literately all of /dat/ has gone just because of one fucking video game.
and I had started thinking that /dat/ wasn't full of NEET lame ass bastards.

>>13837062
How do neet's afford the 80 dollarydoos for the game?

>>13837062
>and I had started thinking that /dat/ wasn't full of NEET lame ass bastards.

Amazing how people quickly forget they're on 4chan of all places.

>>13837067
mummy and daddy pay for it

>>13837071
Would be nice to have that happen. Most of my mates are playing Fallout saying I should get it.. When they get jobs they will understand I guess.

>>13837089
I don't get why people pay over $100 for a video game when in 6 months it will be under $50...

>>13837096
THIS

I paid like 17 bux for Mad Max. Will only pay 40 for fallout 4.

>>13837096
>>13837067
its 70 bucks at jbhifi

>>13837062
tfw have to wait until thursday

>>13837107
it's free from the internet.

>>13830497
>liking interplay Fallout

Spotted the hipster

>>13837108
moved house and waiting for internet to be switched on

>>13837096
>>13837103
>>13837067
go to g2a.com or site where they sell cd keys

>>13837119
>go to g2a.com
>$73

>>13837111
>liking bethesda fallout

Spotted the casual

>>13837096
>why buy anything new ever when it will be cheaper in the future

>>13837140
>why pay for something you could get for free

>>13837062
THESE FUCKING EXAMS

>tfw soon I'll be equally anti-social as the rest of you

>>13837237
>tfw soon won't be a NEET fag watching anime in bed all day.

>>13837062
I'm trying to get this fucking motorbike running

>>13837223
>why own a car when you can play a car simulator game

>>13837255
you're trying too hard you dumb fuck

>>13837264
#REKT

>>13837255
>>13837264
Remember a friend of mine used to have a huge group of friends around once a week to play FIFA. They were all fit, played soccer, and he lived across the road from a gigantic park.

Remember asking why they didn't just play Soccer and his response was something like, "Why don't you just fly a real spaceship lmao".

>>13837268
It definitely is a different kind of bonding when playing a game together as opposed to a sport though. To play soccer they've got to set it up, all not be exhausted from work (assuming) and then not have any disagreements during. With a game there's generally no disagreements.
I do advocate both however. What is best though is all putting in for a sick project car.

>>13837301
>With a game there's generally no disagreements

because nobody ever rages when playing video games right?

>figured out that a lexus gs300 is more or less a perfect car for me
>only automatic
FUCK
WHY
I really don't want to end up with a commodore or some cop magnet
fuck

>>13837305
Well, not to the extent of people yelling foul or whatever the penalties are in soccer. In my basketball days, the ones taking it too seriously would ruin the friendly game with constantly calling fouls, free throws etc. You're right though, controller in the tv isn't fun.

>>13837301
It wasn't so much that as just the absolutely void in logic in his comeback that made me just go, "huh?".

>>13837312
Not a big loss considering Lexus's look pretty boring. They're good cars, no denying that, but really dull to drive and look at.

>>13837312
Why not get a 5 series then?

>>13837312
Just swap in an manuel, people put R154/V160/T-56 in aristos all the time.

>>13837326
a lot of them are autos. i found one that was manual but he was so uppity about it being manual that he called it "rare" and set the price ridiculously high.

>>13837335
>a lot of them are autos
Plenty of manuals from that era around too though. Four door 3 series E36 would work too, a lot more fun to drive than a Lexus too.

>>13837335
>i know what i've got

hey anyone know what the legal limit on how loud my cars horn can be is
SA btw

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>>13837369

Quieter than or equal volume to ulehs hectic dose

>>13837369
Probably 90dba

>>13837369
60 decibels i think

>>13837369
>not rolling around in a semi-trailer containing the typical sound equipment of a manowar gig set up to play the sound of a train horn, therefore letting people know 2km away about this dickhead cutting you off
Step up your game nigga

>>13837387
Not him but 60db is talking volume at a meter. The exhaust noise limit is 90db, I assume horn would be the same or similar. That being said, I use a 109db alarm horn.

>>13837394
I'm getting a lot of mixed answers.
Anywhere from 60db to 190db

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>>13837326
found a nice e39... 520i.
e39 seems to be the last one that's reasonable on repairs/maintenance/part cost, not looking to spend a mill

>>13837321
I don't want something flashy, I don't wanna have cops looking at me
the ugliness and old-man-reputation of the gs300 is why I was interested

>>13837331
don't wanna deal with engineer's cert/insurance problems/defects, plus parts for swap could be hard to come by

>>13837400

>bmw
>reasonable cost

If the anecdotes of people I know well are anything to go by, tread carefully young grasshopper.

>>13837397
As I said, 60db is talking volume at a meter. 190db would deafen you instantly.

The exhaust noise limit in South Australia is 90db. I assume if you horn was louder than that you'd get done for noise pollution. Just don't go fitting some ridiculous 110db+ horn and you shouldn't have to think about it.

Your main concern should be getting fined for improper horn use. They hit for that in SA more than volume.

>>13837400
>>13837403
My E36 cost no more to own than any other car I've had. It's after that when they went incredibly electronic things got expensive fast. Friends E46 costed almost double for everything.

>>13837397
190 is too high for sure. Maybe ask an auto parts place? They sell horns so they'd know.

>>13837403
i had a 325 E36 and the maintenance cost was average. any pre 2000s BMW is cheap to maintain.

>>13837400
You don't need an engineers certificate for an auto/manual swap, you just tell the RTA about the change.

It's the same as doing an engine swap within the engineering limits or painting it a different colour.

>>13837403
yeah, i've got mechanic mates and ones at part stores so I was after one that wouldn't need (too much) specialist ewuipment and computer magic

>>13837397
>>13837408
In addition to >>13837407 130-140db can deafen you instantly. Every 3db is double the volume. Musical Festivals in Australia operate around 100-110db.

Use that to think about how absurd the idea of 190db is.

>buying european taxis

>>13837407
>190db would deafen you instantly.
it's like you've never been to a concert

>>13837407
>190db would deafen you instantly
If you can even achieve it, considering Tsar Bomba hit 180dB.

>>13837410
I was told you need an cert if the car was never offered from factory with a manual transmission (which the gs300 wasn't)
nsw for reference

>>13837407
>ridiculous 110db+ horn
all the horns I've found so far are 180db
what the fuck am I going to do?

>>13837417
Read >>13837412 A main stage at Soundwave is limited to 110db.

Motorhead damaged a venue's foundations by playing at 130db.

This too >>13837418

>>13837423
>180db
No they aren't. You're reading something wrong or they're lying.

>>13837423
A quick google found a 175db horn. It's 16 inches long and requires 140psi (which requires an air compressor + tank) to operate.

It's a train horn.

>>13837421
GS300 was offered with a manual, just not in this country.
They can't say it requires engineering or else you would need to engineer a car everytime you replaced essentially any part with a car from overseas, on the off chance it's different.

>>13837423
No, no horn you have ever seen is even close to 180dB.
Manowar hold the record for the loudest musical noise ever made at the setup for one of their concerts, 139dB. 150dB is so loud that professional dB Drag Racing cars need structural reinforcement to contain it, up to an including LITERAL armor.

>>13837421
The question is, will they know this and/or care?
Call them up and ask them if they can switch the rego details and see what they say.

AC/DC playing a stone's throw away from home this weekend. Roads are going to be fucked but I'll be able to sit on the porch and enjoy a free show.

>>13837425
>Motorhead damaged a venue's foundations by playing at 130db

Brutal.

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>>13837423
This is what you're likely to find, a 120db horn. Making it eight times louder than a standard horn. This would be absurdly loud.

Why are you changing horn anyway?

This too >>13837434

>>13837425
>Motorhead damaged a venue's foundations by playing at 130db.
yeah well Jimmy's bad was able to bring down the twin towers with just an acoustic set.

>>13837434
Nevermind the first part, was thinking of SC.
The aristo never came in manual

>>13837439
>Why are you changing horn anyway?
because I want a blue one.

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>>13837412
>>13837417
>>13837418
>>13837423
>>13837425
>>13837407

you want a horn louder than a shotgun going off next to you. seems excessive.

>>13837449
I want 5

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>>13837400
>someone saves your shoop

>>13837449
Just want to point out that 'jet taking off' part isn't actually true.
Passenger jets run much quieter and if you ever have a military jet taking off at full afterburner right next to you, you have bigger problems than noise.

The pin falling one also sounds like bullshit unless they measured from a decent distance away, 15dB is so quiet your own breathing easily outpaces it.

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>>13837449
also this

>>13837448
>sound having colour

>>13837448
Just paint your horn blue. Or go to any autostore and buy a standard horn. It'll probably be around 100-110db, aka loud enough.

>>13837449
I use a 120db horn on an alarm system. I wouldn't use it as a typical horn though, it'd be way too fucking loud.

>>13837454
Not him but.
>150db: Jet take-off (at 25 meters)
>130db: Military jet aircraft take-off from aircraft carrier with afterburner at 50 ft (130 dB).
>100db: Jet take-off (at 305 meters)
>97db: Boeing 737 or DC-9 aircraft at one nautical mile (6080 ft) before landing

130-140db is the accepted volume for a jet taking off.

>>13837459
>loudest possible true sound
On earth at atmospheric pressure, yes. In denser atmosphere the limit is higher.

Hence why on mars you would need to shout to hold a conversation

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>>13837464
once we start driving on mars we can worry about that then
<<<<
oh wait

>>13837462
Yeah, no way is that accurate. I've been regularly exposed to 130-135dB when i still had my subs and can tell you from experience that an F-18 on afterburner at about 100m is easily that or louder while an A320 at the same distance is inaudible in comparison.

on the topic of horns, i want a new horn for my bike.

ideally it would just be something that looks the same as a normal bike horn (circular plate looking thing) but just had a deeper louder tone than the meep meep of the bike horn?

Any bikes with good horns i could retrofit to my bike?

>>13837469
>thinking curiosity doesn't do hektik skidz when no one's looking

Gotta tech them alien protein strings who's boss.

why the fuck does everything have to be so difficult
>given bike
>engine is toast
>buy engine from wreckers
>assembling it today, heaps of new parts, everything going well
>get to top end
>look at intake ports
>carb and reed block didn't come with wrecker motor
>ports are way bigger than on original motor

>decide Fuck It and put the old barrel and piston on redone bottom end
>clean everything up, new gasket, all that shit
>can only find three fucking nuts to tighten it down when there are 8 that I have
Fuck everything

>>13837453
i thought it was pretty cool m8

>>13837434
i'll gove them a call when I have a spare 2-3 hours lol
mind telling where you're getting info from m8?

>>13837484
she'll be right, just start the cunt up on vid
also
>complaining about a ported motor

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>>13837485
i actually preferred it with the popups in the front bumper rather than the bonnet.

>>13837471
They're the accepted standards for decibel comparison, congratulations that you can find an exception.

I do find it hard to believe you had a sub pushing "135db", that's louder than a 5150 at full bore. Either way you would've destroyed your hearing--maybe that's why the jet was inaudible.

>>13837472
Install a second horn. Otherwise you'll have to get something like >>13837439

>>13837487
>she'll be right, just start the cunt up on vid
That will be happening as soon as it's together

If it was just ported that'd be fine cause I could make everything fit
But the barrel seems to be from a later bike and is a lot larger, and I can't make it fit at all. And ebay doesn't have parts to suit that I've found

>>13837493
looks pretty awesome, sorta like an iron mask skyline

>>13837502
id never heard of an iron mask skyline before. not so sure i like the style but its certainly interesting.

>>13837494
>a sub
Had 2x Fi BL 15" running on a 3500w sundown amp in my old pulsar, did 133.xdB with a window termlab even with SQ focused box.

Hearing isn't destroyed at all, it's highs that do that. Can still easily hear the extremely annoying electronic noises my TV makes when it's on.

>>13837498
I don't know shot about bikes but maybe you can fit an aftermarket carby?
could get a gumtree special maybe

>>13837536
Carb isn't really the problem.
2 strokes have a thing called a reed block which are similar to the inlet valves on a 4 stroke.
These are smaller on the original engine, than on the wrecker engine.
The manifold for the carb is also too small. Like they can't even bolt up to the engine at all

>>13837541
sounds like a nightmare
just buy some cheap dirtbike and leave that one in the backyard for another day (or decade)

>>13837067
$59 AUD on Greenmangaming (with 20% voucher)

>>13837067
it's free if you download it
sure it's 25gb but free is FREE

what sub ~20k car pulls the most melbourne slutz

>>13837593
mazda mx5

>>13837593
Holden Astra Convertible.
Jimmy was crushed to death by women trying to jump on his junk.

>>13830476
When the gangs take over the highway... ...Remember the posties on your side

>>13837597
>>13837599
correct, you will get lots of sluts

gay guy sluts

>>13837597
>>13837599
i said pull slutz, not become one

>>13837611
see >>13837608

>>13837448
so this is you then? >>13833399

>>13837611
jimmy's mr2 then, convince them its a ferrari or some shit like that

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>>13837621
>mfw a guy actually asked if my MR2 was a Ferrari

>>13837619
its just jimmy posting again. he posted about door trim clips a few nights ago too

so I've got in an argument about whether or not you can drive engine swapped cars on your p plates
Its going from a v6 to a v6 but the new engine is higher displacement and didn't come in the car at any trim level
I'm sure you can get done for this but they won't believe me
anyone got sources where it says this? apparently it doesnt have it on the mylicense website
SA btw

>>13837647
depends on the power
most likely you'll be alright though as long as everything is done right and you don't drive like a P douche

>>13837644
lEl xD cant believe u fell 4 it ahahaha lol

>>13837656
28kw gain and going from 1.8l to 2.5l. this means its not considered a minor modification and would require an mod plate therefore a p plater couldnt drive it anyway
right?

>>13837670
also the car in question doesn't have a mod plate so it would be too much to worry about spending anyways yeah?

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So I was looking at the model number on my recently-purchased Corolla and tried to do some reading on the numbers and their meanings.

So far, I get that with ZZE122R-AEMDKQ, the ZZ is the engine type, the E means it's a Corolla, the 12 denotes the generation of Corolla it is, the 2 after that specifies which variant within the generation it is, but what does the R stand for, or the other letters?

>>13837779
R = race spec

Always


trust me, i'm anon

>>13837062
I'm still here, waiting for my car to be registered. Don't have time for vidya outside of Undertale these days unfortunately. Lots of exams and general course shittyness in the next three weeks coming up as well.

>>13837062
what game?

/dat/ my tummy hurts and I can't sleep.

>>13837841
Fallout 4. You livin' under a rock, m8?

>>13837886
living under a car pretty much. close enough i guess

i heard it was being developed but never paid any attention to its release date.

>>13837062
Went for a late night drive at Eagle on the Hill and Gorge road, I swear adelaide is the best city in aus for a car enthusiast.

>>13837888
You homeless m8?

>>13837938
lmao, no just been working on the car, every moment thats not my dayjob or sleeping.

>>13837946
Well thats good to hear anon I was worried about you for a moment there.
Hope your car goes well, what are you working on?

>>13837647
>>13837670
Rule is 10% of engine displacement either way until it needs to be engineered, at which point it becomes illegal.

Until that point, the law is all 'hurr any performance modification' because we're governed by fucking retards who can get away with banning a fucking aftermarket oil filter like they have, quite literally, done.

>>13837787
doubt.jpg

Is $1500 for a '97 Yamaha XT350j with 22000mi and a meticulous service record a decent price? I don't really know much bout DS.

>>13837972
but what does an inexperienced p plate driver require a performance car on the road for?

>>13838593
>mi

>>13838999
... mi, an abriviation of mile, a unit of measure of distance.

>>13839308
fuck off amerikek

>>13837909
>I swear adelaide is the best city in aus for a car enthusiast.
oh lord I wasn't expecting to laugh so hard this early in the morning

>>13838636
Fun

>>13837972
>banning a fucking aftermarket oil filter
more info on this plz

>accidentally slept 16h
>feel like complete shit for sleeping too long
>have work tomorrow night
>sleep pattern is gone.
Sleeping during the day is not an option, just work up. All nighter then crash in the morning it is

>>13840205
>thinking that's how sleep works

>>13840212
>thinking I don't do this regularly
It works mate.

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Aussies in English learners books 1/2

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>>13840269

>>13840279
>>13840269
Wat?

>>13840279
Holy shit, it Mike me in 5 years?

>>13840279
>>13840269
Fuck the Japs are racist

>>13840269
>>13840279
what book is this from?

>>13840480
Unfortunately its apparently a parody of the new horizons books. Took the characters and threw them 10 years into the future

>>13840499
Oh alright, still pretty funny I gueSS.

/dat/ I'm bored and sick
what do I do?
play vidya all day or watch shit all day?

>inb4 jerk off all day

>>13840741
Get high and watch anime

>>13837647
In SA it most likely wouldn't be legal because it'd be considered a performance oriented modification.

>>13840184
>You need power to have fun
I think my Mirage has put just as many smiles on my face as my 328i did.

>>13840196
Not him but a K&N Air Filter is considered a performance modification and not P-plate legal in SA either.

>>13840741
dose yourself up on opiates and watch an old movie

>>13840741
Play ETS2, make yourself a cup of hot chocolate and be comfy as fuck.

>>13840815
>K&N Air Filter is considered a performance modification and not P-plate legal in SA
what the actual fuck.

>>13840930
>>13840793
>do drugs it's a cool way to pass the time
get the fuck out you degenerate scum

>>13841312
It's great mate. Weed slows your perception of time so your not wasting it.

>>13841312
mate, you said you're sick.
either you're sick and you need medicine or you're a soft cunt

>>13841489
What if he's fully sick?

>>13841511
Rip, may here join Jimmy and Postim8 in dathalla.

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I took some photos last weekend

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>>13841511
then he needs a big dose uleh

Just bought a new clutch, link G4 atom, turbo manifold, turbo and exhaust.

Time to twin charge the MR2.

>>13842232
You catboy?

>>13841377
>2015
>people still think weed has any kind of effect on the human body

>sweeping garage
>wind gusts through and blows all the leaves that I swept up neatly
>FUCKING CUNT
>slam the head of the broom down on the ground
>a bit of the head breaks off and hits the roof and crashes onto my car, chipping the window
PEGHIOSUdgzfijpsd

>>13842485
>2015
>doing anything

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>bought an 80's merc on the cheap
>rego it, cut+wax thoroughly and it comes up a nice pearl white, polish the fuck outta the chrome
>got some original hubcaps and white stripe tyres
>reupholstered the headliner to purple on the cheap
>mates all ask how I afforded it because normies can't tell that it's cheap
>"heh, just made a couple of connections y'know"
>they all think i'm a big-time drugdealer
>cops do too and search me occasionally to no avail

>i'm secretly just on the dole and saving most of it
living the life

>Rossi didn't win the chip
This makes me sad.

What's a good mogoGP season to watch where he won?

>>13842599
See this is what happens when you make the thread look like the bike thread.

I'll just link this over now.

>>13837423
FYI decibels are base 10 logarithmic, 111 is 10* more powerful than 110, 112 is 10* more powerful than 111, and so on.

>>13842599
>liking rossi unironically

>>13842572
It's worth a look, although it isn't listed in the ad, doesn't mean it's never been damaged.

Seems clean enough and old ninja's are rock solid and almost unbreakable, unless you're american

>>13842622
sorry man, I think you're going to have to dumb it down to the extreme for 90% of the posters here to understand you

Fucking Telstra. I don't get my home internet back until Friday.

>>13842683
>telstra

Should have expected it desu m8

>>13842683
>>13842686
Also, don't be surprised when they tell you on Friday that you gotta wait till next week.

That is, after you call them asking what's up because they forgot about you.

>>13842697
>>13842686
It's my entire street + a few others around mine.

>>13842558
pics
whats fuel like?
parts?
pls spam me with pics

>>13842683
Join the club man. They were meant to come hook the cable up today. Got delayed until "Friday or Saturday".

>living in an area that's only serviced by Telstra
At least it's going to be fast I guess.

>>13842855
not posting because then my mates could find out and my elaborate pussy-getting ruse would be ruined
it's a 2.slow slushbox, slower than a snail
haven't needed to so anything more than oil... yet. it's been like 2 months only

>>13842683
Midland exchange? Shits fucked.

>>13842933
Rip your wallet

>>13842286
Me and catboy split like 3? Months ago. He doesn't post here anymore. Still lurks tho. He bought one of those twingo plushies

>>13842972
>implying they wouldn't already know who the dole bludging cunt with a good looking merc is

bread on bonnet or fuck off

>>13843113
fuck, where do I get one if those from

>>13843113
why did he stop posting?

>>13843113
Was it catboy that got tboned or you

>>13843119
Ask in the twingo thread. I think the anon ran out though.

>>13842558
>80's merc
you bought an 80's Mercedes?
I bet you get all the ladies.

>>13842683
>tfw my data quota has just reset
>300gb to use
>and I'm going away for a week

>>13843100
At least I should be getting 100 megabits*.

>* because Telstra

>>13843191
i'm supposed to get 100
it's about 33 using speedtest on fibre with their modem and ethernet to my laptop

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>>13843242
mfw you get more than 10x what I get.

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>20 minutes till knock off
>One eye on the clock one on the warranty paper work I'm writing
>finish paperwork and hand it in expecting to just be sent home
>Controller looks at me and smiles
>he is up to something
>hands me a Repair Order upside down with a big dumb grin
>turn it over slowly in fear
>Its a VZ Commodore
>Its a V8
>Rear Main seal
>Sump Re-seal
>Both front LCA's
>Front crank seal
>11.5 hours booked against it
>'Its not due out until tomorrow afternoon'
>A single tear rolls down my cheek Iron Eyes Cody style.

>>13843242
>speed test
That's so inaccurate there's no reason to use it. Fiber (NBN) is guaranteed 90%, but you need to do a proper download test.

>>13843344
I've never had more than 6 megabits. Looking at anywhere from 30-100 megabit here. Although a neighbour is getting 120 megabits. So fingers are crossed.

>>13843382
RIP in pieces your mental health

>>13843382
Your boss can do that 20 minutes before you're done? Seems a little naff.

>>13843382
12 hour day or 10?

>>13843409

Not even enough time to do the job correctly, six hours agsinst the box removal and rear main yeah fair enough but on 2 against the sump....a sump that you need to drop the K Frame to get too.

>>13843414

He didn't expect me to get anything done today but yeah...having a 7.62 hour work day with 11.5 hours worth of booked work ready for me tomorrow... Its super fun.

Don't be a mechanic kids

>>13843418

7.62 (Standard 8 hour day).

>>13843430
>>13843425
deep breaths, no lunch, tell the boss whats what.

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>>13843442

Ill get it done but I hate being under the pump like that. I have a feeling I got the car because I handed in my notice to leave this morning so for the next 3 weeks its going to be hell.

It will only be listed to go out tomorrow afternoon because the fucking service adviser would have said 'Yeah I can get all that done by 4pm for you no problem mate'

>>13837237
aye bruh you vce?

>>13843430
thinking an 8hr day is hard work
jesus fuck is this babies first job?

>bunnyhopping car around every corner
>keep taking the clutch off to early because i'm not shifting fast enough
>look retarded

Where the fuck can I go that's open and sealed to drive around for 3 hours? Besides car parks.

>>13843469
IKR

usually 10-14hrs for me, occasionally longer depends on how badly I get fucked around.
But it's all hourly rate so IDGAF.

>>13843481
the outback.

desu baka senpai kek

wasn't aware of these filters lol

>>13843492
Driving in a straight line is easy m8, he should find his local toogay and just drive it.
She'll be right m8, only way to learn is to do it.

>tfw too scared to try sliding around a roundabout

>>13843515
>would get oversteer around most roundabouts for the first couple years of having my licence, wet or dry
>drive a front wheel drive car

step it up m8

>>13843523
Soon, might look for some car parks first

>>13842558
TFW now 80s Mercedes to get all the ladies

>>13843469

Its not the 8 hours im annoyed about, its the 11+ hours worth of work I need to cram into 8 hours.

You compress down that booked time into a work day and see it its not a pain in the cunt.

>>13843468
Nah mate, UWA

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This webm caused a shitstorm over in /dbt/

>>13843546
The van driver blew that stop sign, if he had of stopped, the bike would have been long gone before it proceeded again.

>>13843555
>would of
fucking australians

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>>13843546
>>13843555
neither was smart, van rolled a stop, but the bike didnt slow down for a give way.
the bike was watching him do the wrong thing and still put himself in harms way.
also number plate, complain to the company.
>>13843557
dont like it stay out of /dat/

>>13843557
looks like I gots me a fagget, in ours thread 'ere.

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>>13843546
what does give way mean?

>>13843566
biker only had to give way to traffic from the left
>>13843569
>wanting himself a faget
lol faget

>>13843573
What does Stop mean?
What does give way to the right mean?

>>13843557
>correcting someone saying 'would have' instead of 'would of'
That's fucking wrong, you dumb fuck. Burgers say the contraction 'would've', then assume it means 'would of', because they can't spell, and it sounds similar.

Here's an example.
I would have my own car
I would of my own car

FUCK YOU

australia a shit

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>>13843557
>hearing people actually physically say "would of" in real life

>>13843585
Fuck off, we're full!

>>13843588
full of fat? lmao

>>13843591
That's the ameriburgers m8.

>>13843555
>if he had of

>>13843585
new zealand a best

some cunt at work with a chip on his shoulder has taken a dislike to me.

Goes on holiday tomorrow till next year.

Paranoid as fuck he's going to fuck with my car because theres no immediate repercussions.

Cant do shit because he's the bosses golden boy and boss thinks he does no wrong.

>>13843634
take the bus

>>13843582
hahahaha

does the wind that winds through valley also set off your autism?
how about the bandage wound around the wound?

or for french fags.
someone who answers Ça va to ça va?

>>13843626
Stay mad grammarnazi.

>>13843634
or there's always the chance he'll just fucking deck me tomorrow or something.

paranoia running amok

>>13843643
i plan to catch a lift tomorrow

http://data.grammarbook.com/blog/verbs/if-i-would-have-vs-if-i-had/

>>13843659
a dick move like that would be a dream come true

>>13843654
>top lel, some guy said something grammatically
incorrect! Imma gun done teach him good! USA! USA!
"You're fucking wrong"
>I-I'm not w-wrong, you're autistic f-for telling me I'm wrong. Y-you're just a gramma nazi

Try again, ˢᵐʰ ᵗᵇʰ ᶠᵃᵐ

>>13843659
Rostered leave or no, he can be suspended without pay for causing an incident if you report him to your OH&S rep (or the OH&S rep manager, in the event that they are lazy cunts, like mine)
Not to mention pressing charges.

who /gunsmashintoatree/ here?

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>>13843656
Mad? No.

Just perplexed at how people come to use such retarded wording. I can why people say "would of" - they never picked up a bloody book in their lives.

But "if he had of stopped"? Seriously?

>>13843689
>I can why people

>>13843689
>if he had of stopped
Sounds perfectly fine to me. much better than "I can why people".

>>13843700
>Sounds perfectly fine to me.

lol of course it would.....

just stick with "had" in that context. "had of" is just plain wrong and doesn't any make sense.

I et a steak in a restaurant once.

>>13843709
Yet "had of" gets used everyday. It is basically an accepted terminology nowadays.

>>13843717
For dropouts, sure.

>>13843726
>dropout
>posting on 4chan

TOPKEK

all of you get out of my dat

>>13843717
Just like how people say "I could care less".

Too many cunts who didn't read because "books are for nerds".

Went for a ride for the first time since I got my Ls a few months ago on brother's CBX250.
What a train wreck.
I was stuffing up all of the controls that there were at the start. Missing rear brake lever (it's pretty tucked up tho), not enough pressure on front brake, gear lever was hit and miss.
Started to get it more at the end which was nice though.
Still fucking weird not having a seat belt on

>>13843738
Books are for faggots m8

I don't even mind typos really but "would/had of" triggers me hard.
I can just picture them saying it.
Cunts

>>13843742
>still thinks it's cool to be dumb
Speaking of dropouts...

>>13843634
is he a manlet? they're always manlets

>>13843739
It's a LOT easier the second time. Your brain will work a lot of it out when you sleep on it.

>>13843746
>thinks it cool to be a snobby faggot

I bet you're the type who gets spat on at the pub.

>>13843744
You're not alone.
Turns out not all of DAT are down syndrome NEETs.

>>13843750
I was getting it on the way back which was nice. Still. Can't indicate left without moving my hand due to small thumb

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>>13843752
>implying that sounding snobby is worse than speaking like a nigger
>implying it's even snobby
speaking like a decent human should be expected of everybody mate

>>13843752
>not being dumb = snobby faggot
You really are lowest common denominator material.

>>13843752
>needing to act retarded to be considered cool
you need to rethink your life m8

>>13843768
Sure m8. Havent you got a laneway bar visit and flaunt your superiority?

>>13843774
>wanting to be cool

Sorry you feel the need to impress those who do not give a fuck about you.

Damn the NEETS and european taxi owners sure are rustled tonight.

>>13843781
think you read me wrong m8

>>13843762
Wait until you get the hang of it. Crazy performance aside, there's a synergy you don't get with cars.

>>13843802
Leaning is cool, but I prefer cars so far. Pushing a car to the limit of grip is just the most fun, and if I did those things on a bike I'd wind up dead real fast
Though I do like being right on top of the engine, sounds wicked on the CBX when I gave it some due to carb + pod filter right under me

>>13842972
pls i have a massive boner for 80s mercs
youd make my day
pls tell me the hubcaps are the same colour as the car
pls tell me the seats are paisley pattern

>>13843805
Not really, you can push a bike pretty far. Your skill will run out before a bikes capabilities in almost any scenario.

Also remember you don't actually lean to turn a bike. It's a one or two millimeter handlebar input.

Wait until you ride something with straight cut gears driving the cams or balance shaft.

>>13843817
That's the thing, I can and do comfortably push the 30 to its limits but on a bike I'm not able to do that as if I go past the limits, which does happen, I'll fall off
Most of the fun for me is modifying stuff so I can go faster, and if I can't push to the limits to make the most of it, it's not that great
Plus I really like sliding cars around

>>13830476
the Mechanic wants to charge me half a grand for fixing the entire paintjob on my car.
buff,polish, repainting scratches, chips. basically getting paint back to 100%.
he did a sample and it looked most tasteful.
is it worth it or am I better off doing it myself?

>>13843829
you need to get gud to push it to the limits, rather than just chuck some extra hp into the engine and put a pedal down, what's not likeable about this?

>>13843846
Are you implying driving a car fast around corners doesn't take skill
I sure hope you're not implying that

>>13843848
He's saying git gud on the bike, and you will really start to enjoy it.

new bread
move over when you feel like it

>>13843862
>>13843862
>>13843862