WHO classifies being single as a disability

>>80388
Fuck yeah

I haf crippelen rapelling depprassion

When do I get my disability cheque?

will there be social worker hookers with free service or something?

>>80388
It's for people who want a child but can't find a partner. Theu will have access to fertility plans the same way as nonfertile couples

Wagecucks Chads on suicide watch.

>>80397
so me then, but why do i have a feeling this is only for women who want kids

>>80388
What a fucking joke.
What about guys that had a one night stand and knocked up their partner and never saw them again? How do they suddenly become infertile after that?

>>80388
>According to the telegraph
>posts a Gizmodo story
Fucking amatuers.
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/10/19/single-men-will-get-the-right-to-start-a-family-under-new-defini/
>Single men will get the right to start a family under new definition of infertility
Oh look what a surprise, it doesn't actually say that and the Gizmodo story is misleading clickbait crap.

>>80396
>government honeypots monopolizing prostitution
No you will be taxed.

>>80406
Of course it's only for women, why would a man want to have kids other than wanting to rape them smh.

>>80388
It sounded too good to be true and I was right.

>>80388
>gizmodo
Lel

>>80388
sage
fucking degenerate

Sex is now taxable

(you will be taxed whether you get it or not)

>>80398
>chads
>wagecucks

>>80388
>According to the Telegraph, the World Health Organization will change its definition of disabilities to classify people without a sexual partner as “infertile.” The controversial new classifications will make it so that heterosexual single men and women, as well as gay men and women who are seeking in vitro fertilization to have a child, will receive the same priority as couples. This could make access to public funds for IVF available to all.

Special snowflakes for all. Want a child? Go to a doctor, tell them you're single and get a disability. Get public funds used to help genetically infertile people and spend them on yourself, a perfectly fertile and functioning person.

>>80388
>getting your news from gizmodo

Wheres my basic income already

>>81090
relax Brutus, we know we're not all the same... until we do

Man, I could dump my gf and live high on the public teat?

I dunno, she gives a damn good blowjob.

>>80398
>>81090
>>>/r9k/

>>80409
Government.
Forced.
Sex.

What a time to be alive.

Giant video of an Alpha couple making out overtop a walk-in gas chamber...

>>81271
Government
MANDATED
Sex.

Fixed

>>80388
Will Medicare co-pay for a sex robot then?
I think I know what I'm doing.

>>80398
ROFL

>>80388
nice...