Railroad Memes

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Don't have much, since I'm not autistic.

This is a shitty thread.

I don't even really see what's wrong with OP. Is this supposed to be a comment about cushioned drawheads?

>>957335
This, memes are by far the most autistic hobby anybody can have.

>>957361
Kek
Love this one

>>957351
It's making fun of o gauge model trains and their non accurate features.
Just go to the model train thread and look at ithaqua's pictures.

>>957623
Railfans reallynare awful the more I hear you all talking about stupid shit.

woah is this thread fo real

>>957706
Sadly.

I mean, I like trains, I like reading about them, I like learning more about them, and I even mostly like working with them, but this shit is awful

>>957709
This shit belongs in /toy/ more than fredbikes do.

>>957623
All rivet counters please leave the internet.

>>957718
It's like /n/ puts out a bat signal for you whenever your unholy name is mentioned so you can swoop down and shitpost.

>>957768
Daww, cute af :3

Didn't know smooshed turtles caused train delays.

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>>957983
Apparently caterpillars can too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRO5yQbQTdg

>>958001
A few km of juicy bugs covering the tracks. Interesting. Love the animation btw

>>957725
Ain't it the truth.

>>957709
>tfw kid stands smugly on tracks and after getting off suddenly runs back across

I know it's stupid but I'm enjoying these. Lurking for more.

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Might as well dump what I have.

>>958134
>>958139
Kek
At least some were good. Others, very cringey.

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>>958137
Seems Americans never really could get poppet valves to work in locomotives

Meanwhile half the French locomotives used them with no problem (then again most used Lentz-type poppet valves that could be operated by walschaert gear, as pic related shows)

>>958139
>Working for a railroad where being able to get on and off moving is not a prerequisite for employment.
I don't know how you get anything done by not being able to do it.

>>958129
How is this the trains fault?

>>958297
That looks neat.

>>958333
>>>/b/

>>958369
>>958372
You're taking things to literally.

>>958449
Well the joke simply doesn't work.

>>958449
This thread sucks, and so do your jokes.

>>958453
Wow rude

>>958453
Not my jokes friendo.

anybody have that image of the guy posting on /fit/ about how he enjoys running people over as a train conductor because they are asking for death and he delivers it

>>958625
Kek no but I want to see it now

>>958129
Have to run over to the other side. Hope no train is on the opposite track. Also they're noisy bastards. I can hear the horn one mile from my house.

>>958625
I've killed a guy with my train once.

Didn't feel terrible about it after the next day. Shit happens.

>>960773
>I can hear the horn one mile from my house.

All locomotives horns are equipped with a range of one mile of more, I think.

>>960819
It depends more on geography, wind, and other background noise that lets you hear an whistle from further distances.

>>960786
Found the serial killer.
Inb4 you fapped that night

>>960849
Why are you so childish?

Do you want me to lie and say I languished over someone not looking both ways and missing flashing lights and gates?

Tell you what, once you've seen a few people die through either suicide or accident, you come and tell me how it makes you feel. You either get over it or don't. I get over it.

>>960856
>calls me childish
>this coming from the edgy /b/tard

getting over it isn't the same as being a robot with no emotion. it still sucks someone died. hate to be numb like you m8

>>960861
>Calling someone else edgy because you've never been confronted with real violence and death.

I thought you had to be 18 to post on this site...

>>960832
Also it's a built up area. Semi-suburban with detached and three family houses.

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>>957335

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2.2
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