/metal/

>>75201758
what's some essential fun-core besides Mayhem?

FUCK OFF FAAAGGOOOOOTTT
ONETWOTHREEFOUHHR

http://www.strawpoll.me/13946988/

>>75201768
Darkthrone is quintessential /fun/core

Median age of this thread: 15

>>75201762
What exactly do you think is going to change? This sort of dialogue is necessarily a function of lightly moderated anonymous and ephemeral content.
>>75201755
t. guy that says "first wave and death metal is shit", is scared by bad production, and expects not to get called out for being a fucking tourist

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was he really that metal?

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.

>>75201801
>Dead
>died
yeah, pretty much

>>75201801
no, he was a proto-emo fag, along with Euronymous

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>>75201777
I kind of really wanted to pick Sweden, but Finland, maaaan.

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beat this album

>>75201777
the standings seem about right

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Any more early examples of punk bands varying their song structures like metal bands do?

I think it's weird how bands like Black Flag and such were explicitly influenced by Sabbath but still stuck so closely to the verse/chorus/verse structure.

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>>75201836
spotted the numale cuckfag
here's the repellent for ya, be gone

>>75201797
True,I forgot that the word metal implies death and black metal only and doesn't consist of hundreds of subgenres

the best industrial black metal in existence
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Fm5eZCjzQ

The tourist spammers are the people who would be part of Euronymous crew if they were in the scene back then

>>75201860
It certainly doesn't include talking about nothing but glam and power metal, genres that are the "least metal" due over reliance on rock music tropes than what makes the genre unique.

>>75201857
Cryptic Slaughter
Fearless Iranians From Hell
Dead Horse
crossover in general
the list goes on
>>75201905
t. tourist

>>75201916
Go to bed Euronymous

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whats the most unfun metal?

>>75201905
>elitism in metal is unique to euronymous
o i am laffin. btw why hasn't nwn released prog metal yet? soooooo problematically elitist

>>75201947
Godflesh - Streetcleaner

>>75201912
The Manowar posting is just banter, my man, nobody here thinks they're anything more than just average at best

>>75201947
burzum - filosofem

>>75201981
>Manowar gets btfo
>I-it's just banter muh man
Lmao.

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>>75201947
Measure the ephemeral versus the eternal. The funderground will always be washed away by time.

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>>75201956
>Having the reading comprehension skills of a third grader
Yup, you'd be best buds with Euronymous for sure

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>>75202029
*blocks your path*

>>75201956
btw the real elitists were these late 80s American death metal labels, that's why those scandi guys started the whole bm thing, as a counter-attack

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>>75202032
lads...................

>>75202053
>Tourist filters
More like
>Retard bait

Thanks for showing everyone your autism.

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>>75202023
Oh no, how am I supposed to live with the fact that a bunch of posers on an anonymous image board BTFOs the easiest band on the planet to BTFO

Sounds like you need to leave the hall my friend

>>75202053
>boring shit with lamest riffs imaginable
>"tourist filters"

>>75202071
tourism...............

>>75202075
I bet your favorite band is some gay shit like Converge or Ulver

>>75202074
>finally realizes that they have been cringe the whole time
>b-but it was so obvious we were being cringe ironically!

>>75202074
I'm guessing English wasn't your first language.

>>75202083
Nah, I am a fan of RIFFS, not this lame repetitive garbage.

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bants on the left
tourists on the right

>>75202071
Thanks man, this is much better than Alcest and Ulver! Did you find that chart on Reddit? :D

>>75202109
post ONE good riff then

>>75202083
>the best metalcore band and most imaginative black metal band are some gay shit
You probably think Oath Of The Black Blood is some masterpiece too

>>75202115
Fug, was meant for >>75202053

>>75202109
if this were 2 years ago that would be the ultimate riff-slayer chart against atmoshitters you crypto-atmoshitter

>http://www.strawpoll.me/13923662/r
>201 votes
each thread has 40 to 60 posters, a good majority of them the same shitposters back to back, so that probably means we've got a lot of lurkers

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>>75202123
>the best metalcore band and most imaginative black metal band
Is this b8?

>>75202091
This might come as a surprise to you but people who aren't on the spectrum actually have the mental capacity to appreciate different kinds of music for different reasons

>>75202029
ONLY DEATH IS REAL!

the tourist filters are fulfilling the function of filtering tourists

really makes you ponder

>>75202168
T. Euronymous

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This filtered tourists before tourists were even a thing

>>75202143
Last one too for comparison
http://www.strawpoll.me/13790952/r
(black/death always wins)

>>75202145
How many of those absolute madmen do you think wanted to pick melodeath?

>>75202051
BM was a counter to the Swedish Death Scene, BM kids were mad they weren't talented enough to play DM riffs so they played "super fast," (super subdivided with tremelo picking) instead.

>>75202178
This chart is a work of art, it should be put on display at the MOMA

>>75202185
Meant for >>75202143

>>75202168
>let's vacation in Zimbabwe since normies don't like getting eaten by mosquito and niggers alike
>HAHAHAHAHAH they're having fun in Belize? Fucking tourists

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give me some recs based on pic related.

The only ontology compatible with metal is Bataille's base materialism and DSO understands this.

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>>75202205

>>75202189
this
Dismember, Entombed and Unleashed BTFO out of (((second wave)))
Euro even sperged out over Benediction and Deicide

>>75202189
t. Bjorn 'Speed' Strid
>BM kids were mad they weren't talented enough to play DM riffs
bm basically was what dm has always wanted to be

>>75202217
put your trip back on preacher
also DSO is shitty Christian radio rock

>>75202205
Any trve 2nd wave will probably do the trick.

What's the highest RPM (Riff Per Minute) ratio an album has ever achieved?

>>75202123
this cant be a real person

>>75202234
>DM wants to be a scene of edgy kids wearing Kiss make up who are known more for their crime and fashion than their music

>>75202117
Hold up, unlike you losers I am about to take a shower since I know hygiene.
>>75202123
Nah that's boring repetitive shit, too.
>>75202134
Yeah, slaying actually good riffs so that only the bad ones remain.

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>>75202243

>>75202179
HOLY SHIT!
EIGHT VOTES!
EIGHT MADMEN VOTED FOR MELODEATH OVER EVERY OTHER GENRE!
THEY LOOKED AT HEAVY METAL, THEY SAW THE BANDS THAT THEIR SO CALLED MELODIC "DEATH" METAL GROUPS APED RIFFS FROM! THEY SAW BANDS LIKE SATAN, PRIEST, AND MERCYFUL FATE YET THEY STILL VOTED FOR IN FLAMES, DARK TRANQUILITY, AND AT THE GATES!
THEN THEY LOOKED AT DEATH METAL, THE GENRE THAT THEIR FAVORITE SUBGENRE FEEDS OFF OF LIKE A PARASITE! ALTARS OF MADNESS? DAWN OF POSSESSION? DREAMING WITH THE DEAD? THE WINTERLONG? EFFIGY OF THE FORGOTTEN? NO THANK YOU, I'D RATHER HAVE SLAUGHTER OF THE SOUL, A BLOODRED PATH, AND HEARTWORK! WHAT COMPLETE FUCKING MADMEN!

>>75202275
absolutely fucking based melodeath hating sperglord

>>75202228
Gothenburg scene made kvlt kiddies really angry, essentially what BM bands wanted to sound like but singing about Satan and being oh so Uber serious about it.

>>75202234
Other way around Euronymous. BM kiddies were larping nerds who tried really really hard.
Don't get me wrong. I think 2nd wave is great. But you are autistic if you can't admit the musicians themselves were also autistic.

>>75202189
This, Varg even got his girlfriend to threathen a member of some Swedish band because he thought they were posers

>>75202275
how will melodeathers ever recover?

>>75202289
Melodic death metal ≠ death metal
meloshit is closer to -core than it is to DM

>>75202258
>literally priding yourself because you fucking shower
Jesus christ

>>75202289
>Gothenburg scene
MY FAVORITE SCENE! WHY LISTEN TO GORGOROTH'S PENTAGRAM OR IMMORTAL'S PURE HOLOCAUST WHEN THERE ARE THE SUPERIOR ALTERNATIVES LIKE LUNAR STRAIN AND THE GALLERY! MELODEATH IS GREAT!

>>75201758 (OP)
anton lavey was a lie. no fufu

>>75202299
>tfw ywn have a qt Aryan gf who suggests you send a bomb in the mail to Israeli bands

>>75202217
metal is not compatible with any post-medieval european outlook
it's closer to things like tantra (I mean not modern yuppie yoga classes but those original ancient alchemists who lived in graveyards, commited depraved acts and admired evil)

>>75202275
b a s e d
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>>75202319
Why not both you fucking dumbass sperglord?
>Not taking the best from every sub-genre available and listening to all of it (excluding MC, DC, Djent and Nu)

It's like you guys don't actually like metal or something.

>>75202275
damn...

>>75202289
>BM kiddies were larping nerds who tried really really hard.
Oh yeah, and death metal was all serious business, lmao.
>But you are autistic if you can't admit the musicians themselves were also autistic.
Hahaha, you say those death metal guys were the sanest people out there?

>>75202340
ME? NOT LIKE METAL? I LOVE METAL! THAT'S WHY I ONLY LISTEN TO BANDS THAT PLAY HELLOWEEN RIFFS WITH CHUGGY PARTS AND SCREAMY VOCALS! MELODEATH IS AMAZING DON'T YOU AGREE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCKGIu1J-ow

>median age of this thread: 15

>>75202234
Yeah, I bet the Swedish death metal bands wishes they were more known for being a bunch of deranged lunatics who murder people and burn churches instead of being known for the merits of the actual music they play

>>75202340
>It's like you guys don't actually like metal or something.
Stop the presses

>>75202256
>>75202391
>plays DM
>writes songs about killing people
>don't actually kill people
fucking poseurs

>>75202329
Bataille's system aligns with that which is the whole point

>>75202391
>deranged lunatics who murder people and burn churches
sounds metal as fuck you prude

Metal was a mistake.

>>75202350
Swedish DM scene was tryhard but not NEARLY as tryhard as Norwegian 2nd wave. You literally have to be retarded to think otherwise. 2nd wave kids used to brag about never smiling and other tryhard shit. The pagan and Satan larping with actual chain mail and swords and axes is cringey-af in a funny sort of way.
Sure, swedish DM scene had it's autists, but the majority of people didn't take themselves too seriously. In the Oslo/Bergen scene if you even said something those autists didn't like they would shun you like butthurt nerds.
I think you're just mad because you never bothered reading up on BM history and are finding out the musicians you like were 19 year old kids that nowadays would of probably been scene kids filling up Hot Topic to be lul so evil.
Again, nothing wrong with the music itself, but the people were hilarious nerds.

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>this thread

>>75202419
>>75202442
Shut up Euronymous, you're the biggest poser in the scene

>>75202391
Swedish metal confirmed for normalfags in disguise

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>>75202442
>murder and destruction of property is metal as fuck!
>WHY DOES 13% OF THE POPULATION COMMIT 50% OF THE CRIME?

>>75202424
nerd
are you here for fun?

>>75202419
>>75202442
Hi Euronymous.

Sweden has quantity, but lacks quality. Finland's death metal is the best, no discussion needed.

peak osdm > peak 2nd wave > 1st wave > 2nd wave > osdm

I only listen to trve bands like Alestorm and Korpiklaani

>>75202492
Finland is truly the best country for metal
>Best BM
>Best DM
>Best memes

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First wave= best wave

This thread is so autistic nobody will notice me posting Reddit shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=th4Czv1j3F8

>>75202519
>this disturbs the tourist

>>75202507
1st wave> peak osdm > peak 2nd wave > 2nd wave > OSDM

Fixed that for you.

>>75202485
>destruction of property
>respect the property kids, m'kay?
Maybe you better listen some Steely Dan?

>>75202530
MODS

>>75202519
>Slayer
What did Euronymous mean by this?

>>75202519
this is second wave thrash metal

>>75202545
hard rock is 100x better than metal

>>75202519
wtf i love protodeath metal now

>>75202550
If fucking Mercyful Fate can be considered first wave, then Slayer can, especially considering they sound harsher than Mercyful Fate

>>75202559
2nd wave Thrash and NWOBHM is technically 1st wave BM. They're like the same thing because all of this evolved before metal fans were as-autistic about subgenres.
Excluding Celtic Frost of course because where the hell do they even fit into anything.

>>75202564
>>>/mu/

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>>75202550
he meant the standard opinion of anyone playing metal between 81-94

>>75202519
>no NME despite how Euronymous claimed them as one of his influences
We should probably replace some of the duplicate bands here
Venom - Black Metal with NME - Unholy Death
Hellhammer - Satanic Rites with Exorcist - Nightmare Theatre
Bathory - The Return with Evil Blood - Midnight In Sodom
Slayer - Hell Awaits with Necrodeath - Into The Macabre
Sodom - Obsessed By Cruelty with Mutilator - Immortal Force
Celtic Frost - To Mega Therion with Satan's Massacre - Robbing The Graveyard
Sepultura - Bestial Devestation with Messiah - Hymn To Abramelin

>>75202615
>what the fuck does society and pollution got to do with death?
>what the fuck does serial killers and nuclear war got to do with death?
Holy shit Varg did the world a solid killing this gay cunt

>>75202615
wtf i love LIFE METAL now

>>75202648
t. Vargfag
also if you're a vargfag you know he didn't kill anyone, the lamps did

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Pretty nice

Would Euronymous ever grow out of his phase or would someone other than Varg just end up murdering him

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>that solo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNhjgEQCRxI

>>75202664
Fuck off Euronymous

>>75202669
he would make Mayhem the biggest metal act in the world next to the Big 4

>>75202686
See
>>75202684

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>>75202631
>Replacing Black Metal, To Mega Therion, The Return, and Satanic Rites
How many 2nd wave bands do you see wearing Venom Black Metal shirts and listing to Mega Therion as an influence?

tour•ism

>The tourist spammer is an unironic Euronymous fan
Can't make this up

>>75202666
Ew. If you're going for something as hopelessly nerdy as Symphonic PM at least listen to the good bands.

>>75202669
He would of probably realized he was being a dumb kid and matured, the way Fenriz, the other members of Mayhem or the majority of normal people do.
But theres also a chance he would of ended up like Varg, autistic and delusional, posting on /r9k/ and /pol/ about why he deserves whatever he wants even though he's a miserable human being.

>>75202696
see
>>>/garbage/

>>75202742
t. tourist overlord posing as local

>>75202706
I see a lot more bands wearing Apokalyptic Raids shirts over Satanic Rites off the bat
And plenty of bands list Morbid Tales as an influence alongside To Mega Therion
Alongside that I replaced Black Metal instead of Welcome To Hell because Welcome To Hell is a lot better. The best song on Black Metal is a bonus track called Bloodlust which was just taken from an single released before the album.
And I chose to replace The Return because Bathory's self-titled has the most iconic cover out of all those albums. It felt weird trying to replace it even though I prefer The Return.

>>75202751
>listen to the good bands
Enlighten me
Epica isn't the only one I listen to anyway

>>75202742
t. leader of the tourist industry

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>USPM meets nu-metal
Embarassing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lv8u-ijX7Cs

>>75202772
Bloodlust is a bonus track on Welcome to Hell. The best song on Black Metal is "Buried Alive", with several bands taking some of the lyrics from "Sacrifice"(Sodom and Bathory specifically)

nu-males, undergrads and tourists O U T

>>75202820
I'm convinced these albums don't exist

>>75202811
your soyboy music is not available for me, post better links

>>75202842
I listen to one of them regularly, top tier atmoshit
Idk about the other ones tho

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Now I am become DEAF, the destroyer of numales.

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>>75202860
>that pose

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>>75202742
>there are STILL people who will defend the LARPing commie autist

>>75202860
OUGH

>>75202666
I was 13 once

>>75202820
im convinced these are just books

what are some entirely non-metal artists that are associated with metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4GpGL9EbMI

>>75202917
1 was posted all last nbbmn and another is some "unknown artist" band from portugal

Is this this the soggy biscuit general?

>>75202666
wasted satan trips

why didn't you guys tell me about sale freux?

>>75202666
I'm pretty sure there's a BLACKED joke in here somewhere

>>75202922
Perturbator
any Dungeon Synth
some Dark Ambient
Neptune Towers

>>75202945
Because they're not that good

>>75202899
>LARPing commie autist
it's funny that these three things are more relatable to Varg himself

>>75202939
Why is /metal/ so fucking autistic. I probably listen to more music than the majority of you. Have played music for 17 years. Been listening to metal for like 12 years. But because I ask a question or don't know each individual subgenre of le ebin d-beat subgenre I'm a tourist or numale. No offense faggots but psssst.. the best metal recs and discussion happen outside your soggy biscuit general.

>>75202922
Obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-KyQ0EMJ3M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q88koeaqrEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EH7QMVnSRI

>>75202516
Best doom too

>>75202939
No, this is the Limp Bizkit general

>>75202965
Varg may be a LARPing autist but at least he's not a commie

>>75202776
>tourist industry
Rofl.
What's this year's profit looking like from the tourist industry?

>>75202938
>>75202861
gib names faggots

>>75202990
he's as close to communism as any non-leftist can ever get
much closer than bourgeois shopkeeper Euronymous

>>75202990
Varg is a crypto-Muslim living in a literal autist's cuckshed innawoods reading his wife's sons D&D monster manuals as bedtime stories

>>75202775
Lost Horizon
Galneryus
(Old) Kamelot
Twilight Force
Rhapsody
Sonata Artica
Stratovarius
Dragonland

>>75203003
"untitled"

>>75203018
>he's as close to communism as any non-leftist can ever get
Explain
>>75203027
Now try that again without buzzwords

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfSsk7IlGZY

>>75202939
yes, welcome

>>75202976
implying this is not metal

>>75203047
kys

>>75203003
unknown - untitled I

>>75202917
whoa

>>75203037
I listen to all of those except Twilight Force and Sonata Arctica
Do tell how Epica is not good compared to those bands

>>75203057
>be shota Varg
>dad works for Saddam in Iraq
>go to an Iraqi school
>move back to Norway
>hate Christians and Christianity despite Scandinavia being Christian for over 900 years
>become edgy teen
>burn down a few Christian churches
>kill a communist queer (only good thing he ever did 2bh)
>go to prison
>get out
>become manchild
>marry a literal (((high functioning autist)))
>live on welfare
>become a /tg/ salesman and YouTube meme

what have you lads wrought
>>75202200

>>75203104
it's not good just because rest of them are total garbage
Epica is a generic symphonic metal band with growls mixed in that appeases to waifu faggots, same with Nightwish and Arch Enemy.

>>75203057
>Explain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93cO8Dxtkkc

>>75203129
>if you don't like corporatism and central banking you're a communist
lad

>>75203104
Because Epica, along with bands like Nightwish and Xandria are ripping off the rest of the list, they just slap a waifu on top to appeal to lazy nerds.
Honestly when it comes to Symphonic Power all anyone ever should listen to is Lost Horizons 2 albums and Galneryus. If you want more than that listen to old school Power and NWOBHM.

post /meal/ anons you recognize

>that one anon who always recommends quality industrial like meathook seed, dead world or depressor
>that one anon who always gets buttmad whenever ulver is memed (could be more people)
>scenegirl/gorenoise poster
>jesseposter (rip)
>that one anon who always posted only "black metal sucks" (rip)
>that one anon who thinks powerviolence and crust are the same

>>75203165
MULTI

>>75203202
NATIONAL

>>75203184
all me

>>75203184
that tourist lord that says things like first wave and death metal are shit

>>75203037
>shitting on Epica
>posting nothing but flower power
You shouldn't be calling anyone's taste shit if those bands are what first come to mind when you think of good power metal.

>>75203206
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEXIIIIIIT LIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

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>>75203184
that one poster who thinks he's /lit/ as fuck, but gets BTFO by entry level political economy poster

>>75203184
that one dude who always posts mariachi pics when I post Volahn/Arizmenda/Ashdautas

>>75203174
Jokes on you I'm still gonna listen to them

>>75203232
I dont understand that meme

>>75203251
look up their nationality and all shall be clear.

>>75203223
He asked for Sympho-power numbnuts, of course it's all going to be corny and flowery.
Also , Lost Horizon is genuinely the best Power Metal band to ever have existed, and you are false if you think otherwise. Flame to the Ground Beneath is the epitome of Power Metal.

>>75203242
*Tips fedora*
Don't forget Trivium and Sabaton too! Best metal ever lawlXD

>>75202965
You mean the guy who planned on bombing a local communist community?

Thoughts on cormorant? Similar recs would be appreciated

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGBw1YeI3OA

>>75203184
>that one anon that always posts that metalheads metal picture
>that other anon with the Pure Fucking Metal
>glam anon 1 (the one that always posts images of some guitarist like Randy Rhoads or Yngwie alongside his posts)
>glam anon 2 (the one that's always posting images of Dio while saying "Cucks Ozzy" or some shit
>based melodeath hating sperg
>Only Death Is Real-poster
>that one anon that would always shill Matthias Steele (rip)
>gorespammer (rip)
>the original Vektorspammer (rip)
>that /int/ anon that responds with that image of a yellow guy laughing every time someone posts Sodom
>that one anon that would always post that essential nationalistic metal chart with a short description of every band on the chart (rip?)
>tourist filters chart poster

>>75203165
Varg's lifestyle and his rhetoric are much closer to actual countercultural communes of all sorts than Euro and all that stuff he ever said with the sole purpose of shocking people, because Euro was a good upper middle class kid from a good family.

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obscure thrash gem recommendations?
pic related

>>75203184
that riffside journey poster (rip)

>>75203302
I really don't see why you're wound up over what some random anon listens to

>>75203302

AUTISM FIT!

>>75203280
>Also Lost Horizon is genuinely the best Power Metal band to ever have existed
And this is exactly why you recced him garbage bands like Twilight Force, Stratovarius, and Sonata Arctica. There's an entire chart of USPM artists here and even the mediocre third-rate bands on that chart shit on Lost Horizon, you probably like Dragonforce too.

>>75203184
Euronymous, aka the guy who starts screeching about tourism if you point out that bands that intentionally tries to sound like shit sounds like shit and thinks you're only allowed to post in these threads if you only listen to first wave death and black metal

>>75203336

>>75203061

>>75203414
>there are some people who don't think Daniel Heiman is the greatest vocalist to ever exist

>>75203414
Nope, sorry buddy boi, LH is the best. Get more buttmad.

>>75203308
I don't care about games these kids played. This is all appalingly superficial, essentially Varg was and is a radicalised lower class individual without higher education and with strong communitarian tendencies, which makes him objectively very close to what the radical left had actually standed for.

>>75202178
One of our greatest accomplishments

>>75203414
SYMPHONIC power metal, the SYMPHONIC part is essential. Agreed with USPM being better, though.

>>75203469
nobody in Norway is lower class you stupid fuck

>>75203320
>glam anon 2 (the one that's always posting images of Dio while saying "Cucks Ozzy" or some shit
that one is the hard rock/20 vocalists list/christian metal/stryper poster. i only know because that one thread he got banned in because he couldn't contain his /pol/shittery in just the general and 50 posts were removed. and it's palpable when his autism starts going

>>75203451
>good vocals make a band automatically good
Most flower power bands have great vocalists, doesn't change the fact that the music is still shit. I like my power metal to have riffs (no rapidly strumming palm muted open notes between finger tapping and sweeping sessions accompanied by keyboard wank doesn't count as riffs) and balls, bands like Twilight Force and Pathfinder lack that. Give me Liege Lord and Iron Cross any day over Galneryus and Lost Horizon faggot.

>>75203451
My nigga
https://youtu.be/v7joi4dKmkM

>>75203469
>Lower class
Doesn't he talk about that in Until The Light Takes Us, how his upbringing was super comfy and he she his friends were looking for trouble just because they were bored?

>>75203184
preacher in disguise
dmsharetwink in disguise
witchy in disguise
fifh in disguise

>>75203302
Ascendancy and Shogun still slap

>>75203532
>he she his
learn his pronouns you asshole
>>75203498
that's what they want you to believe you dumbass

>>75203498
>>75203532
Lower class in Norway is better than middle class in Burgerland. There was one video Varg made where he argued how Norwegian prisons are somehow worse than American prisons because the comfmortable life actually makes the inmates go insane, Varg is completely delusional.

>>75203532
>Until The Light Takes Us
I'll forever be pissed that that guy managed to get interviews with ALL the legends and ended up asking them shit you could look up on Wikipedia that they've already explained a hundred times

>>75203498
>Being this retarded

Next you'll say white people don't commit crimes or something lmao

>>75203582
Norway has a great economy, stop using Varg as your only source of info

>>75203582
Excuse me princess

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>>75203559
preacher in disguise is just me because he be stealing all my dogge pics

>>75203606
most interviews are like that, which fucking sucks..

>>75203606
That's why you should read Daimon Albarns BM nonfiction and not that overrated piece of shit.

>>75203586
lmao, didn't he move to France only because he has to pay a couple of millions to the Norwegian government due to historical site burnings?

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>>75202860
>Handcuffs for gay BDSM

>>75203586
I know, I'm from Sweden. Vargs upbringing wasn't lower class even by Norwegian standards

>>75203652
so he was just bored cunt

>>75202029
>funderground
fuck off dmu neckbeard

>>75203672
Being a bored cunt is the entire reason metal exists at all.

>>75203672
Yup, didn't he say that he took the guns he gathered in case nuclear war broke out and started shooting at McDonald's windows because he was butthurt that American corporations were spreading to Norway

>>75203699
nah I think it was Hellhammer

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>fun

>>75203693
funderground tour guide detected

how much shit would I get wearing a Burzum shirt in Bergen

$LAM is the most fun metal in existence.

>>75203729
people don't fucking care, worst case scenario you'll be mocked.

>>75203729
every 10th hipster wears burzum tshirts

>>75203729
alot, literally every passerby will immidiately get that reference and be very rustled

>>75203729
zero, also

>being scared to wear a band shirt
t. nu-male

>>75202965
These labels suit anyone in Euronymous' circle jerk

>>75203729
you'll be force-baptized into christianity

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>mfw no one recognizes me

>>75203737
slam is the only genre that can be allowed to be fun

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>genre: melodeath

>>75203184
all the Bjorn "Speed" Strid posters

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Hosanna.
Hosanna.
Amen.

>>75203754
except for Euro who was a based capitalist and sold stuff

>>75203776
literally who

>>75203776
that bust on the right spooked me

>>75203776
Deathspell Omega, though never an interesting band, had made some competent black metal. And then, on this album, they suddenly changed their music to "Orthodox," or theistic, which is basically CHRISTIAN, "black" metal. And this album, while becoming THE album representative of the "Orthodox black metal" movement, also seems to get a lot of praise as a masterpiece of "intelligent" black metal. Hahahahahahaha. NO. This shit is the complete antithesis of intelligence. I am genuinely perplexed to see how many people think this is actually intellectual. Are they so mindless to think that if you throw in random Latin lyrics, you are intellectual?

So... exactly why is this so fucking stupid? It should be obvious if you have a brain. This pile of shit is about theism. They think God, named "Satan" in this case, actually exists. There is no evidence whatsoever for the existence of God, and it takes an extraordinary amount of idiocy or a continual brainwashing starting from childhood in order for someone to believe in a nonexistent invention of ancient human ignorance. In fact, I cannot even be sure if the members of Deathspell Omega actually believe in Satan as a deity. It sounds totally absurd, because if you hate Christianity enough to play black metal, you should be able to see through the bullshit that religion managed to make the herd of mindless lambs believe in. Anyway, whatever their intention was - making music genuinely based on their bullshit belief or trying to get attention by faking theism - this is completely stupid.

>>75203729
If you want to let people know you're on the spectrum then just wear a Dawn of the Black Hearts shirt

>>75203781
his business failed, and he was only able to start it because of his wealthy parents

>>75203184
2 of these are me
>>75203232
also me

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find a flaw

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>>75203781

>>75203844
>his business failed
>kickstarted the whole genre

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>>75203781
>Euro who was a based capitalist
He was openly communist and was even affiliated with a local commie organization

>>75203861
it's flaw is that it's flawless

>>75203861
horizontal eyes

>>75203875
>Euro gets royalties from every second wave album

>>75203875
i'm talking purely financially

>>75203875
Varg had to run most of the stuff at Helvete, he didn't even get his royalties from the first Burzum album. Euronymous didn't even have a car so Varg had to drive him everywhere

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>when you meme your ass off but nobody recognizes your posts

>>75203875
>Venom named the genre
>Bathory defined the genre
>B-BUT EURO KICKSTARTED THE GENRE

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I've been in a Doom kind of mood. What do you guys got for me?

Well, I am back from a shower. Also decided to hang out with some people because I have these things called friends, too. Anyway, the trve riffs of metal are in

Deathspell Omega - Paracletus
Deafheaven - Sunbather
Liturgy - Aesthetica
Mgla - Exercises In Futility
Vektor - Terminal Redux

Not that basic bitch tourist garbage like Blasphemy, Antichrist, Kaevum, Satanic War master, Darkthrone, Manowar, etc. All this tourist crap lacks the brilliance and creativity of the above artists, thus is only listened to by neckbeard losers who can't handle sophistication in their music due to being literally retarded.

>>75203834
Wait are there actual non-bootleg shirts of that out there

>>75203913
who r u

>>75203876
>and was even affiliated with a local commie organization
so did Fenriz

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>>75203922
Try not to kys

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>>75203875
>kickstarted the whole genre
This is what euronyfags actually believe

>>75203922
Bell Witch, Burning Witch, Reverend Bizarre and Warning, you can never go wrong with those.

>>75203928
Probably not because why the fuck would anyone want one

>>75203926
try harder next time

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>>75203926
made me kek

>>75203922
If you haven't listened to Acid Witch -Witchtanic Hellucinations try that right the fuck now.

>>75203938
Black Metal was never about individualism until the genre began to be populated with those who didn't really understand it in the mid-late 90's. Those who think its all about individualism and simple rebellion are dead wrong, Black Metal was different because it went so much deeper than that. Black Metal's concerns were power, magic, war, the ancient, nature, natural order, Gods and Anti-Gods, all of these were hailed religiously. This whole "Black Metal is about the individual nonsense" came along when the genre started stagnating, most of the progenitors left, and the imitators filled in the holes. They didn't understand Black Metal, so figured it was, like everything else, a playground to support the notion that the individual is the highest rung of existence. I believe this is why Anton Lavey's Satanism was largely rejected by the early Black Metallers. In fact, the early Black Metal scene seemed very infatuated with totalitarian ideal; Euronymous wanted to own slaves, Fenriz recounts how people or bands that weren't liked were threatened out of the scene, Varg talks of others who burned churches as peons who performed his will.

>>75203926
>Manowar
>Not the trvest of trve
Opinion discarded

>>75203945
heh, without him those poor kids wouldn't have a chance
varg would be a school janitor and a local rave enthusiast

>>75203953
>>75203978
>neckbeard nu males btfo

>>75203947
>TFW opening for Bell Witch next month

Feels good

>>75203951
I would wear it. But I'm also a retard that wears slam shirts in public so obviously I don't care too much about what other people think of me.

>>75203972
wasn't it essentially a large group of teenager that were around 15-18 lead by a man of 25?

>>75203994
>>TFW opening for Bell Witch next month
what's your band

>>75202519
using the term "first wave" to describe black metal is the most revisionist thing ever. black metal = satanic metal.

>>75203926
>showering
spotted a tourist

>>75203972
Black metal's not about anything. All those kids were embarrassing as fuck losers whose only redeeming aspect is that they made decent music.

>>75203994
fucking neat

>>75203184

> riffside journey poster
> that faggot who posts > Well Bitch everytime I post Bell Witch

>>75204010
>shit hygiene
Spotted the nu male tourist

>>75204003
>black metal = satanic metal
Deicide is my favorite black metal band

>>75203938
And he's a LARPing commie autist

>well bitch

>>75204017
fenriz ain't a loser, he's a pretty chill normal guy

Wasn't black metal created just in spite of USA's/Sweden's death metal scene at the time?

NEW
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>>75204057
>>75204057

>>75204001
well bitch

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Everyone ITT is a gay communist twink except for me

>>75204046
>made four good albums then a pile of utter shit
>still works at a post office since he's never been good at anything
>tries to laugh off his embarrassing Norwegian Aryan Metal phase by trying to be a skinny fat le goofy man
Yeah...still aloser

>>75204035
spotted the captain of tourist industry
>>75204082
seriously, where do I find metal twinks?

>>75204108
>industries having captains
t. Real tourist

>>75204121
it's just for shits and giggles man

>>75204170
>industries not having captains
t. tourlord

>>75204001
I would post it but we use our real names even though we are a BM band and I don't want 4chan autists up in my normie-book or anything.

>>75204040
>Bath Uncle

>>75204038
Deicide came from a very specific scene of death metal musicians in a time when death metal became a sound and not a lyrical theme. 80s death metal was stuff like Massacra (death worship) while black metal (satan worship) was stuff like Blasphemy, Sodom, Venom.

>>75202178
but "tourist" is just the trendy word for "casual"

>>75202178
spoken like a true tourist

Any good orthodox riff focused bm recs?