80s Jap metal
old thread >>74833570
define tourist.
why are japs so weird lads
>>74844327
look in the mirror
>>74844349
whats wrong with a tourist ?
Sodomize the holy asshole
Hello /metal general/ I am just stopping in for a visit, can you recommend some good metal that isn't all cookie monster? I like this album and I also like Arghoslent. Thanks!!
does anyone have the benis the remains edit?
>>74844327
>>74844404
>>74844414
FUCK ORDER. AUTISTIC SCTREETCHING :
>>74844403
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXIIIIIIIIIIT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
>>74844444
based
>>74844428
thanks
it's a really good edit
the tinnitus you get after listing to loud music is like a filter on all the high frequencies lol
*mimics GRANDMA!*
>>74844358
They leave the place full of orange peels and ask you stupid questions.
>>74844428
holy fuck, i needed to see this today; thank you
>>74844474
>>74844542
it's my pleasure posting spurdo edits for my brothers
holy fucking shit
>>74844621
where is the spurdo?
>>74844621
How many metal albums are there with Ouroboros on the cover
No homo but young Tom Angelripper is adorable as fuck
ouroboros
more like, touroboros
>>74844690
>>74844675
right here
>>74844770
bullet belts are cool
>>74844770
he looks like Rodney from only fools and horses
Question to DM fans. Do you ever listen to trad or stuff along these lines? I am just getting into death, but I do miss me some NWOBHM like Holocaust or Satan.
>>74844824
subtle
>>74844770
>>74844902
i personally dont but i dont see why people wouldnt
>>74844824
lmao
>>74844933
Well, if thrash is evolution of speed, and DM is evolution of thrash, I assume some would dismiss NWOBHM as a thing of the past. Especially since a lot didn't really shun rock'n'roll.
Action! is my new meme listening band at the moment https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTf7MxWGDG0
>>74844902
obviously
>Louis Cachet
>>74845227
whoa
>>74844403
tourists out
>>74845242
10/10
>>74845242
why did you delete >>74845059?
>>74844902
Metal is metal
>>74845296
There was small error
>>74845296
there was a black spurdo in the middle
it was extremely hard to see but it pissed off my autism
>>74845316
>>74845326
oh, barely noticed it lol
>>74844289
HEARY METAL CHAINSOW
>>74845326
literally where
>>74845370
in the middle, you can see it from the thumbnail
also, oc
>>74845370
>>74845370
In the middle
>>74845430
>>74845438
>>74845442
am I being memed or am I blind?
>>74845464
youre blind, try standing up and looking at the screen
also Master with blastbeats sounds good
>>74845464
your screen probably sucks
>>74845464
Maybe your monitor colors are a bit off.
HOLY FUCK I SEE IT NOW
actually spookd
*tips fedora*
>>74845485
I SEE IT
>>74845497
moer like
spoogd 8-DDDD
>only 5 or 6 spurdo edits
the /metal/ I knew would flood the thread with hundreds of them
>>74845566
>tfw my grandmother has early onset dementia
Metal for this feel?
>>74845566
>>74845566
>>74845583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0nzVF8SiNM
Sorry to hear that anon.
>>74845583
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjycMLAjYTY
>>74845566
these things.. they take time, you know?
im making a good one, give me a minute
>>74845566
didn't know you liked memes so much
>>74845583
Metallica - Frayed Ends of Sanity
Iron Maiden - Can I Play With Madness
Metallica - Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
Aerosmith - Crazy
:-DD
>>74844902
I started out with simple entry metal (Maiden and Megadeth specifically) then got turned on to more "aggressive" stuff via nu-metal like Korn and Slipknot in middle school. Eventually worked my way to death metal by highschool, branched out to black at the same time, then came full circle into exploring trad and thrash more. Obviously my preferences are to death metal but if you put the time in you'll learn how to appreciate a little bit of everything.
>>74845711
suggestion: change fuckin' death to fuggin' death
maybe fuggin' death :-dd
>>74845745
i dont think it'll look good, im not that good at editing pics
think i'll just add the :-DD
>>74845772
I'll do it, 5 secs
>>74845741
Hey that's a mighty decent cha--
>Danzig & Mentors
D-D-D-D-DROPPED
how did i do
>>74845810
I'm sorry for your loss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xhzs1XB_dF0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY4VDhCZp9E
>>74845824
draw the ears and replace Traveller with Tourist and it's a 10/10
>>74845824
marvelous!
>>74844675
here you go
>>74845847
>new wave of US meme metal
>lel gof rok
Yeah I don't know how I'll recover
>>74845861
holy shit
>>74844621
is that that the new devourment?
>>74845810
>dissing Mentors
what the fuck man
>>74845982
Coffinworm
>>74844621
is that the new Berzerker?
>>74845861
>that little spurdo butt
lmao
honorary metal
>>74845986
It's mediocre music embellished with edgy lyrics. Might as well listen to Cornybal Corpse or Anal Can't
this general likes spurdo so much, when i post non-spurdo oc no one pays attention. is this finns or Yillauta subversion?
>>74846148
i barely see any OC apart from the spurdo shit
>>74846156
here, posted several threads ago
>>74846148
this general is nothing but argentinians and finns
>>74846169
honestly, it's pretty shit
what about this OC
>>74846181
This.
t. Argie
>>74846184
Nobody cares about you, glamposter
>>74846181
t. finngentinian
>>74845851
fug me how do i draw ears
>>74846184
someone make this where Chad is Caller of the Storms
>>74846200
gud enuff
>>74846144
>mediocre
Wifebeater is a great guitarist and El Duce absolutely kills it on the drums, plus Dr. Heathen Scum isn't a bad bassist himself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C83LqXKZvd4
Anal Cunt are also a great grind band when they want to be too, their sound is as filthy and violent as grind should be plus Seth's vocals make them only that much better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrsH8KFzwxY
>>74846240
>this is what tourists actually believe
>>74846182
thanks
actually they should be pink like the mouth
>>74846255
>can't into Mentors
>thinks he should be calling anyone else a tourist
Head over here buddy >>74841189 this thread looks more your speed.
didn't one of the mentors kill themselves by being run over by a train?
sounds pretty metal desu
>>74846321
T. Ourist
>When the albums You Axed For It and Up the Dose came out, they began to get national publicity due to the fact that, according to the PMRC, these were the worst of the worst, actually having such lyrics as those to "Golden Shower" read aloud to a senate committee by Tipper Gore.
Why do we barely talk about The Mentors?
this is so fucking good
>>74846380
because those edgy lyrics are only their way to compensate for unremarkable music
another
>>74846434
literally all extreme metal
>you can't make black metal without distort--
>girl starts going on a rant about how she was gangraped and how she hates his music for promoting rape to children
>El Duce proceeds to comment about how women dress slutty and advertise themselves to rapists
>"I'm sorry I wasn't advertising for it I was only twelve years old"
>"You gotta start sometime"
El Duce is literally /ourguy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKN29tz0LhM
>>74846451
t. butthurt mentor fa(g)n
>>74846353
ye, drunk El Duce wanted to sieg heil a train as a goof for some kids, but his foot somehow got stuck under the tracks and he got run over. Meatl af t b h
what do i change the title to
>>74846582
folow de spurder :D
*cucks glamfags*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oV6ydcWeM9k
>>74846431
got my copy coming in the mail. can't wait.
never see love for this album on /mu/
>>74846667
>/mu/
Well that's your problem right there
Lets go
>>74846685
i mean yeah
>>74846636
glam holocaust NOW
>>74846582
fullow de memer :DDD
>>74846454
this band is incredible, why doe sno one ever talk about it?
>>74846667
recently listened to this,
After World Obliteration and Corporation Pull-in have been my jams for the last 2 weeks
>Heterosexuals have the right to rock
>So glam fags get off the block
>Who wants to see transvestites in drag
>Who look like a glam rock fag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd9JC36pLgw
>>74846813
heaviest shit out in 1989
>>74846826
we all know the song, anon
>>74846833
>heaviest shit out in 1989
>>74846851
whats the alternative
>>74846454
what band? image search brings back nothing.
>>74846891
>grindcore
>heavy
Something actually heavy, for starters
>>74846723
GLAMOCAUST WHEN
>>74846901
Laetitia In Holocaust. Their first album (pic related) is one of the most schizophrenic shit I've heard in years, and the one in the post you quoted (they've only released two albums so far) is a lot more structured but still weird as shit
>>74846906
Candlemass? rly? Heavier than Terrorizer?
Did you recently sustain a head injury?
>>74846891
1989 was basically the breakout year for death metal; Altars Of Madness, Realm Of Chaos, and Severed Survival all trump Terrorizer in terms of heaviness, add Necro Schizma's demo Erupted Evil to that list too. In terms of grind 88's Reek Of Putrefaction by Carcass blows away World Downfall in terms of pure filthiness, and 89's Impulse To Destroy by Blood is leagues above World Downfall in terms of heaviness. Even Brazilian thrash like Sarcofago, Holocausto, and Vulcano I'd argue are far more abrasive than what Terorrizer were doing on World Downfall (let's face it, Fear Of Napalm's riff is, while good, extremely danceable which kills a lot of its heavy vibe). Add on Blasphemy's Blood Upon The Altar demo released in 89, the fact that Bathory had released The Return by 1985, or how DETESTation by GISM came out in 83, there was a lot of heavier shit than Terrorizer by 89, just saying.
>>74846964
Tourists OUT
>>74846967
Not to mention that, by definition, grindcore can't be heavy.
>mfw the slow half's riff in WD's title track
>>74846737
good enough
>>74846967
i appreciate the thoughtful, well constructed answer, but i just beg to differ
>>74847007
You're free to be wrong
>>74846989
>grindcore cant be heavy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zpj_ZGewh4w
>>74846989
I don't think there's a genre heavier than grindcore
>>74847055
I'm sorry, was that post an attempt to prove something?
>>74847081
What do you think heavy means?
>tfw there's only one technical atmoblack band
Mftf?
>>74847055
>>74847081
gamesaf tourism get the fack
>>74847095
to me, heavy pretty much means the sonic equivalent of aggression.
>>74847141
tech atmoblack
>>74847154
>to me
traditionally heavy and fast are mutually exclusive, though
What do you guys think of Xasthur's new Mexican Bandito music/image? Also the chick is hot as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYbZ3bs25KE
>>74847165
>we dad u you! rock
wdtmbt
>>74847165
>shit creek
>>74847165
i dont like anything in this post
>>74847154
>the sonic equivalent of aggression.
that's what "extreme" means, not heavy
>>74847165
>those lyrics
>>74847215
as far as I'm aware, there's no governing body that determines the fucking meaning of heavy, but hey act like an authority on the subject if you want.
>>74847239
Don't be mad
>>74847239
>there's no governing body that determines the fucking meaning of heavy
This general is in charge nerd.
>>74847239
>t. triggered hardcore kid
lads.........
>>74847141
what, Krallice?
>>74847239
>U DON GET TO DECIDE WAHTS HEAVY GRINDCORES HEAVY RAMSTEIN IS METAL UR A MEAN
>>>/mu/
>>74847311
...tourists?
>>74847328
tourism..........
>>74847303
you got me pegged desu
>>74847357
you fucking faggot
Only mathcore is real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXZ9PH_XTI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d22sFqkb1b4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYqZcecRQms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxjVMCY-oGc
>>74847357
>pegged
terrorized confirmed nu-male music
>>74847387
pls explain
>>74847192
it's like godspeed you! black emperor
>>74847404
Seems you enjoy having people thrust phallic items in and out your anus/rectum
>>74847431
good fun once in a while yeah
>>74847457
>being occassionally gay is okay
This is what happens when you think grindcore is heavy
>>74847303
in all seriousness, does everyone here actually hate hardcore and its derivatives?
>>74847478
No, just people like you
>>74847219
>>74846667
Yea me either and its fucking great
>>74847303
are you mad that literally every relevant metal band in the last 15 years has been comprised of hardcore kids
some more
I can finish the whole cover but it needs time
>>74847645
Now thats how you meme
>>74847624
>trying so hard to obvert an insult into a compliment
typical hardcore kid
>>74846667
another essential grindcore release from 89
I contributed
can first world even metal anymore?
>>74847806
Only non-blacked european countries, and slavs
>>74847645
10/10 can't wait for the full thing
>>74847781
thanks
>>74847688
newfag here, it's weird i like this record so much although i absolutely can't see why
>>74848325
nice blog post
>>74844824
Spurdoboros
>>74846431
Wrong
behold
>>74845583
GRAAAANDMAAAAAAA
Question for /meal/, is it safe to use WD-40 as anal lube?
pls respond
>>74847645
based
COME ON LEIPZIG COME ON
ARE YOU DEAD?
more
Extremecucks are just delaying the inevitable. Even if they didn't kill themselves off, nu-males will never get to breed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbJcUcELlBQ
>glam in current month
lmao fuck off nowadays glam tourists
>>74848957
that's great anon
>>74849149
thank you
>>74849128
>>74849128
>>74849128
reminder that not linking to the post in a reply is the online equivalent of not making eye contact when you speak to someone. You're not a threat and never will be
tourists giving out free (you)s are them begging for directions
>>74849216
Good one retard, did your boyfriend tell you that joke
>>74849194
So is the linking to it three times the equivalent of sucking his dick to get his attention you fucking glamfaggot?
when the bants are so low tier it doesn't even dignify ""eye contact"". lords didn't make eye contact with their peasants to assert dominion, yet you're this desperate for attention you keep giving out (you)s like candy. stick to photoshop lad
>>74849320
>is the linking to it three times the equivalent of sucking his dick
nice
>>74849320
I've done a lot of things to get my dick sucked but never heard of that one, was that a career tip from your mother?
post things tourists say, i'll start:
glam """"metal"""""
Ok making the scream bloody gore spurdo edit
Wondering about the faces of the 3 remaining skeletons. Should I make them generic spurdo or "freedom ain't free" and something like picrelated
>>74849388
nice try, tourist
>>74849361
Ser Cuck, Lord of the Virgins
>>74849406
If I wanted some comeback I'd wipe it off your mother's lips.
>>74849376
Glamvestites, everyone. Observe its weak floundering.
>>74849448
>>74849406
lads...................
>>74849388
"grindcore is heavy"
>>74849388
"i don't usually like black metal but...."
>>74849476
....tourism
>>74849388
"you have five seconds to explain to me why Rammstein isn't metal"
>>74849475
Here's a tip: You don't intimidate anyone. No one talks to you because you're just another virgin loser pretending to be tough.
>>74849388
"what is a tourist? is it like a new male?"
>>74849533
>>74849388
"reminder that not linking to the post in a reply is the online equivalent of not making eye contact when you speak to someone."
In a ti-i-ime when dinosaurs walked the e-e-earth
When the la-a-and was swamp and caves WERE HO-O-OME
In an a-age when prize possession was FIRE
To search for landscapes men would ro-o-oam
>>74849607
struck a nerve
>>74849393
pls respond, out of ideas
>>74849628
we're having a laugh, hombre
metal on the left
glamshit poptimist tourist on the right
>>74849388
>Extremecucks are just delaying the inevitable. Even if they didn't kill themselves off, nu-males will never get to breed
>>74849658
That doesn't.. Is that photoshopped?
Vin Diesel, more like Dean Weasel
>>74849393
the second one
>>74849658
>reddit filename
>>74849737
yeah I also thought that
I was a bit hesitant because these atypical spurdos are burger-related
shit thread
>>74848441
>>74848957
noice
glam """metal"""
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vm5auKDPoSY
HE
>>74849826
>>74850132
THE PAINKILLER
>>74850060
>G-GLAM IS METAL
>>74850060
That's not how this maymay works, tourist.
>>74850132
THE SHINING AND THE LIGHT WITHOUT WHOM I CANNOT SEE
If you like to gamble
Terrifying scream
You win some, lose some
half man and half machine
The pleasure is to play,
Breathing smoke and fire
I don't share your greed,
Soaring high
>glam posts again
I can't stop listening to the sentinel. It's been a over a week now and it's all I want to hear.
All Fear the Sentinel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7WlNDQKwsg
post what you're listening to
>>74850844
>>74850730
Why people like DotF so much is beyond me. Sure, it's one of the more "true" JP albums, but it's a pretty quiet record and not very heavy (aside for the closer). Not very fun to be honest
>>74850844
Blasting Dracir \m/
>>74850844
https://paysagedhiver.bandcamp.com/track/schnee-iv
>>74851030
read the url as "pay-saged hiver"
Anyone got a chart for German metal ?
>>74851064
still not sure how im supposed to read it
>>74851225
>>74851553
>Ketzer
You JUST have to remind us don't you
Hardcore would be cool if it wasn't so full of SJW shit
>>74851628
stop paying attention to band politics
>>74851628
I agree but how is that relevant to metal
>>74844814
>>74844690
Not metal but still.
>>74844690
>>74844621
is that the new vektor?
>>74851229
Paysage D'hiver is French for "winter's landscape" or landscape of winter or something like that. Read it like it's French.
>>74844621
it falls off hard after the second track
this is cultural appropriation
the new Akercocke album is aight
>this is your average /metal/ poster
>>74850844
Anyone know of some superfast death metal bands where the vocals are just as fast? I hate when the vocals are super slow.
>>74854817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76F9nyNgT80
>>74854817
Gorgasm, Misery Index and even Vader or Nile can spit fire. Even Corpsegrinder can sing pretty fast
>>74854817
didn't get enough relies on your thread huh
>>74851229
Pies-ahj-dee-vehr
>>74851229
\pe.i.zaʒ di.vɛʁ\
>oh yeah this sounds like it'll be a decent atmoshit record
>next minute metalcore
wow lads
>>74855422
Never trust "metal" albums reviewed by theneedledrop
>>74855677
god shit fuck how much I hate him
>>74855422
Kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9brk9b5YPs
>>74844347
Hiroshima, Godzilla, Fukushima, do i need to continue?
>>74855422
>>74855731
Jesus christ I always thought that it was a meme, but it's actually fucking true, it sounds like metalcore
>>74853401
>Read it like it's french
So not at all then
is hard rock ok if we refer to it as light metal?
>>74855878
> not understanding three other languages as well as your own native tongue
Stupid yank
>>74856036
>the glamvestite's latest attempt to infiltrate and shit up the thread
Are Emperor any good / worth listening to?
>>74856053
yes
>>74856036
make your own fucking general
>>74856073
should I just start at the beginning? or are there specific albums to go with?
how is the split with Thorns?
>>74856116
go chronologically
>>74856144 -new thread
>>74846989
The sheer mental gymnastics and semantic conceit of this sentence. Now this is autism.
>>74847215
>>74847239
Fuck you are retarded