nwobhm edition
old >>74818310
official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkFqg5wAuFk
glammies out
TRVE METAL UBER ALLES
>>74825146
WOK ON HOME, BOI
>>74825100
What are your thoughts on Rings of Saturn?
>expect shitty proge
>it's actually pretty good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXq7xR01-5U
aoty
djent
Any Blue Öyster Cult songs/albums that are more heavy metal than hard rock?
I don't get it.
Is this chart meant to be ironic? or do people seriously think the music on here is shit?
because if it's the latter I don't know what to think of this general anymore.
>>74825263
tourist out
>>74825263
t.ourist nu-male
>>74825100
gotta get what you want
and when you get it
DO IT GOOD, DO IT GOOD
gorenoise
even the worst french bm bands are better than american ones
fite me
>>74825210
Shitty deathcore with terrible production and disgusting guitar tone
Thoughts on Dragonforce? Just listened to their first album today and I liked it.
>>74825263
t. head of the tourism bureau
>>74825188
>fabio
>david hasselhoff
>conan the barbarian soundtrack
>>74825263
Most of the records lower on the chart were added on later. It used to be very nu-male but that iteration is a mix of good and bad.
>>74825210
I remember when this band was a meme here
>>74825292
only gorenoise is real
technical gorenoise
>>74825263
It's 666% serious
Here's another 80,000% serious chart
>>74825100
Tank kills nu-males and tourists dead.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=30CQZ8JdST4
melodic gorenoise
>>74825351
kills with boredom
melodic technical progressive post-gorenoise
>>74825170
I don't get it.
Is this chart meant to be ironic? or do people seriously think the music on here is good?
because if it's the latter I don't know what to think of this general anymore.
>>74825100
>no Omega
shit chart
Break free from the Nu Male Order
https://youtu.be/VOh6LAWgkKk
symphonic brutal technical industrial death metal
>>74825263
People with shit taste aren't allowed here so please leave.
>>74825466
rock
>>74825375
t. touristique
lads.......
>glam revival
>>74825496
ya bruv?
>>74825510
How did you get my picture?
>>74825100
This is the actual cover for Lightning To The Nations (barring the original self-released white cover). That cover pictured there didn't exist until the 1993 CD reissue
>>74825496
tourists?
>>74825515
tourism..........
Ebu Gogojiktor - Wrong Tourist to Cuck with (feat. Björn Strid and produced by Dan Swanö and Steven Wilson)
If nu-males listen to atmoshit and proge, what do tourists listen to?
>>74825590
nothing, theyre just asking for recs.
>>74825590
Random entry level stuff; many subgenres and styles, but nothing more obscure than the basics
>>74825590
glam
>>74825564
This mimi has gone too far.
>>74825564
Track 1- The Tourist
I miss Ebu Gogo posting
I miss Fear Factory posting
>>74825410
my retarded friend, each and every release on that chart is better than any single thing you like
>(featuring Lucas Mann and Misha Mansoor on guitar)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc123VlRq4w
I miss ROTN posting
what is your comfiest metal
>>74825732
NEVER UNDERRATE THE UNDERDOG
I hate metalcore, and I'm not really sure why.
Anyone else feel this way?
pic unrelated
>>74825784
Probably because you're underage since no one over 18 even cares about metalcore.
Looking for a funny postcard to send my friends
>>74825745
>>74825821
This album is apex comfy, needs to be discussed more
>>74825821
Only first 20 minutes on this album are metal
>>74825840
It's one of the gothic essentials
>>74825763
SA SA SA SA SA SA
>>74825784
Everyone hates coreshit
Metalcore is the worst of melodeath (sugary and corny), plus the -core part means the music is retarded and the singer is obnoxious to the limit.
>>74825210
a waste of good artwork
>>74825745
good post
>/metal/ hates Slaughter of the Soul for creating metalcore but not Suffocation for creating deatchore
What are some modern heavy metal bands that aren't Sumerlands or Eternal Champion
0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0
>>74826048
Atmospheric djent?
>>74826046
Enforcer
>>74825210
Played with them and Morbid Angel a few years back, they sucked.
>>74825263
>anymore
that chart is old as fuck, you better leave now
>>74825470
Metal wouldn't need a containment thread if good taste were involved.
>>74825921
>Metalcore
>sugary and corny
what the fuck have you been listening to
>>74826155
>old as fuck
yea like, 10 months old, undercover tourist
>>74826252
I mean when they have clean vocal parts or sobby piano-like parts
Otherwise metalcore is just bepis version of Slaughter of the Soul
Is this worth listening to, especially since I didn't care for Rockarolla? Is it, dare I say, their Never Say Die?
>>74826267
>nearly a year
>not old as fuck
>already moved on from numale shitposting to tourist posting
TOURIST AF
>>74826284
>metalcore is just bepis version of Slaughter of the Soul
Confirmed for not having a clue
>>74826290
Your post makes no sense and you know it
>>74826286
>Is it, dare I say, their Never Say Die?
That would be Turbo. Point of Entry is their Technical Ecstasy
>>74826308
t. tourist male
>>74826267
>anon starts wondering if the meme chart is real
>after 10 months
yea like, sure. fuck off tourist.
>>74826360
>lol am i doing the meems right u guise xDD
Abso-fucking-touristly
>>74825263
See, anon, thats the joke. Most of those albums range from breddy gud to excellent. Ironic humor, get it? Funny eh? He he
>>74826286
It is the band trying to get further into pop territory, and it's as awful as it sounds. It's not even like Priest at all.
My favorite track from Point of Entry is actually the bonus track Thunder Road, which says a lot. IMO, there's just 1 song on it worthy of mentioning, and it's Desert Plains. That's it. I'd rather listen to Turbo than this
>>74826371
what did you even try to say
>>74826308
>bepis
The fuck is bepis?
>>74825437
THE CHILD!
>>74826383
well did i do the memes right or not
tourism
>>74826406
>>74826406
:-DD durist go awai
Alright, what do you fags think of the nu Doom soundtrack? I think it's pretty okay. As a metalfag.
>>74823702
best album ever.
Also what's up with all those tourists?
>>74826308
>Confirmed for not having a clue
Well my bad indeed I concentrated more on melodic metalcore in my post
I tried to get into it once but it all sounded like shit
>>74826452
Implying I care about nu gayms in general
GRANDMA!!!
>>74826455
It's tourism season, boy
French BM
more like tour de france
ACTUALLY HAPPENED:
>in Chicago the other day strolling through one of the hipster neighborhoods on the north side
>be walking with my friend to go to the book cafe
>see guy on sidewalk walking past us
>notice he has a Transilvanian Hunger shirt on
>point to him and say "nice shirt man"
>he gives me an eyebrow raise like he was annoyed, doesn't say anything
>shrug it off and conclude to myself that he was just an asshole
>10 minutes later, my buddy and I leave the cafe with our drinks
>walk back down the street the way we came from
>notice the same faggot standing in a group of literal textbook nu-males and SJW girls outside of a bar
>my friend points out that he zipped up his jacket to conceal his Tranny Hunger shirt since we last saw him
>laughed our balls off because it was obvious he was a huge poser who was bothered by the fact that his music taste wasn't obscure enough for someone in public not to recognize it
This faggot was like a 5'5 hispanic with black skinny jeans, nu-male glasses, converse shoes, and a milsurp olive drab trench coat with that shirt on underneath. The nu-male meme is absolutely not a stereotype, it's real.
>>74826547
>strolling through one of the hipster neighborhoods on the north side
>to go to the book cafe
wow
>>74826547
>walking anywhere
not reading your blogpost tourist, how'd you enjoy travelling the hipster neighborhoods?
>>74826566
> The nu-male meme is absolutely not a stereotype, it's real.
yep
>>74826599
I drove there and parked my car on a side street jackass. I live 30 minutes away.
>>74826547
No-one thinks Transilvanian Hunger is underground
>>74826547
>book cafe
>book cafe
>book cafe
>>74826506
this is just sad
>>74826547
>see a kid with a nails shirt on
>compliment him
>he looks offended
Yea I dont get it. Saw a fat dude working at gamestop with an Opeth shirt on and he was cool af, talked up about seeing the live and watching them play Black Rose Immortal in its entirety.
Fat greasy guys are always cooler than skinny hipsters
>>74826651
>nails shirt
>compliment him
>>74826639
nu-males and tourists do
>>74826683
Its less obviously a hipster than someone wearing a Dark Throne or Burzum T my dude
>>74826639
well considering that guy's post is all sorts of armchair expert stereotyping is the projection of a projection any surprise
>>74825170
am i trve enough /metal/
>>74826766
>nails
>less hipster than darkthrone
Candlemass - solitude? Ha. More like candyass - solid dude
>>74826547
Fellow Chicagofag here
Sounds 10000 percent accurate, I've had the same thing happen to me in Wicker Park or one of those hipster-y ass neighborhoods.I try to strike up a conversation about someones black metal shirt (usually Darkthrone, ironically) and I get a blank stare
>>74826766
>Its less obviously a hipster than someone wearing a Dark Throne or Burzum T my dude
sup faggots
rec me some good lyrics
i don't care about the theme as long as they're good
pic related is my metal lyricsfu
>74826781
no one gives a shit
>>74826866
Deathspell Omega and Bolt Thrower
>>74826866
>>74826866
sodomize the holy asshole
>>74826817
>>74826865
>wearing a shirt from a classic band in a desperate attempt to advertise your cred
Comes off as way more fake to me desu
>>74826896
gonna check them out, thanks
any special albums from BT?
>>74826901
not really what I'm going for, but I'll give it a shot
>>74826911
heh, my band is not that blasphemous
>>74826936
>wearing a band shirt at all
Now THAT'S what I call tourism
>>74826961
>wearing clothes
t. nutourist
>they dont live in a nudist colony
yikes
>>74826940
>any special albums from BT?
Anything, really, but everything 1989 - 1994 is golden
what are some metal songs that are fun to play on guitar? Lots more free time and want to jam. Literally any sub genre, as long as its got RIFFS
>>74826997
Nudist colonies are for tourists
>>74827008
Iron Man and Smoke On The Water
>>74827008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdWAl7vormM
>>74827008
Unironically a lot of Ghost songs are pretty fun to play. Songs from Kyuss - Wretch are fun too
>>74825170
I need the names (i'm a tourist, yep)
>>74827072
You don't need the names
>>74827072
if you need the names then you don't need the names
>>74827072
You're not getting them.
>>74826997
nudist metal when
>>74827072
Ebu Gogo and the Terminal Redux
>>74827170
I've masturbated to this cover a few times now
>>74826866
Chris barnes cannibal corpse
First 2 autopsy
Saint Vitus
Pentagram
>>74827046
>you memed me but I love sunn o))) and have been experimenting with recording drone
>>74827060
Never got into ghost but ill check them out Kyuss is always good
>>74827072
Tourzum - Hvis lyset tour oss
Vektour - Tourminal Redux
Emptouror - In the Nightside Hotel
Opinions on these guys?
>>74827233
>two balds in one band
no thanks
>>74827205
>mastrubating to furry cartoons
>>74827233
>NE OBLIVITOURIS - PORTOUR OF I
>>74827233
touristcore
>>74827233
I remember the utter HYPE their demo generated (I almost considered ordering it from them back when they were selling the first batch) and how we all waited year after year for their debut. When it finally came out, it was more of the same and we had all kind of grown out of proge black. I only recently found out they've released two additional albums. I'm not interested.
Still, I hold fond memories of all that excitement their demo generated.
>>74827273
I feel like this is the exact situation with Bolzer. Man were those early EPs hyped a lot.
Thoughts? Tourists cannot into alcoholic BM
>>74827284
Still really dig those EPs but yea it didnt really lead to much to be excited about
rate and recommend me stuff
>>74827330
lads..............
>>74827285
OOUGH
>>74827330
an actual, literal tourist in my /metal/
>>74827330
Portal - Outre'
>>74827330
serious answer: there's no metal on your list, how do you expect recs
>>74827330
t. ourist
>>74827347
Just about sums up the album kek
>>74827384
>serious answer
haha why
>>74827330
sorry thought this was a chart thread. Can anyone rec me something similar to dep?
>>74827411
go back
>>74827411
a cock in the ass
>>74827411
no fuck off
>>74827411
Tourzum - Hvis lyset tour oss
Vektour - Tourminal Redux
Emptouror - In the Nightside Hotel
>>74827411
disdain for tourists
>>74827487
thx m8. Is there a chart for getting into metal?Im too lazy to google it
what is the jaffa cake of metal?
>>74827518
here >>74825263
>>74827518
>>74827487
>in the nightside hotel
kek
>>74827537
>>74827534
Both thanks. BTW u guys got anything similar to street sects?
>>74827569
I don't know what that is. Is it the name of a gay club? Sounds like the kind of place with gloryholes.
>>74827569
Fear Factory - Genexus
hey preacher do you know these guys?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC6lOU0MakA
>>74827596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7buxWtIPDM
not sure if this counts as metal
>>74827630
This sounds like cybergoth EBM with nu metal screams over it
Post benis album covers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lokwyrjsTJE
>>74827683
benis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmVlC3yayQQ
>>74827630
https://youtu.be/l8cRs9rGWYE
This is probably the closest metal-related thing you'll find to street sects
>>74827730
Imma gonna go back to /noise/. Have a great day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNP_6LuVH3k
more like this?
>>74827659
So, Kovenant?
Going on holiday, sight seeing
Metal for this feel?
>>74825210
>>74825300
>>74825328
>>74825365
>>74825941
>>74826111
whats with all of the rings of saturn hate, have anyone of you ingrates ever listen to invasion????
>>74827330
>this is the average /noise/ poster's chart
makes sense
>>74827872
I was referring that street sects discussion would be better there.
>>74827899
street sects isn't noise
>>74827852
00000000011111111111110000000000010101010101010110101010101010
>>74827911
then where do fuck do i discuss it?
>>74827933
IDK jfc just start a thread
>>74827933
r/metal
>>74827852
fucking lmao
>>74827944
But it isn't...oh.
>meal will never sound actually angry like noise rock
meal for this feel?
>>74827852
weedlyweedlyweedlyweedlyweedly
>>74827969
tendies and mt dew
>>74827989
Be nice and share yours.
>>74828006
U dont have enough gbp reeeeeeeee
>>74827487
>Emptouror - In the Nightside Hotel
>>74827969
i only know of 1 truly sonically misanthropic noise rock record and it's not brainbombs, no trend or flipper
Hvis lyset tar oss
more like This Licit Tard OST
>>74827969
>angry like noise rock
Don't worry, anon. High school will be over before you know it and it'll be but a distant memory after only two, three years.
>>74828054
Daughters?
>>74827239
Well only real replacment for bestiality rape fantasy other than this kind of pictures is blacked porn
>>74827129
best post in this thread.
At the Bath—The Kite in the Sky is Ours
>>74828201
How about not being a degenerate, though?
I like DsO
What does this make me
>>74827529
cauldron
>>74828353
a tourist
>>74828353
makes you my nigga
>>74828353
It makes you like DsO, you insecure faggot
post demos
>>74828408
>that time a Caludron shirt was in tranny porn
>>74827529
This is the first time I saw someone talk about Cauldron on internet.
I love the first and third albums.
>>74828617
my head was blown away when i first heard cauldron, their album last year was superb
>>74828480
I wanted to know the exact word i will be called by the fans of brutal buttrock
>>74827683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fOOdc4DLXc
>>74828515
lmao
>>74828674
good album, the first one tho is terrific
saw the "all or nothing" music video in 2011 and found awesome, then listened to that old school sounding and became definitely a fan.
>>74828685
"faggot"; which will be used by anyone to refer to you
I'VE GOT
NO MORE
GOD DAMN
REGRETS
>>74828220
im serious
Give pirate metal a chance, guys.
Y'all ready for banjo slam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfbNrM7yXz0
>>74826286
Underrated Priest, there are a couple shitty songs but it's worth a listen
>>74829062
>You Can't Escape The Crop Chopper
but you literally can
https://youtu.be/7yejuJmExT4
>>74827008
Paranoid
Symptom Of The Universe
Victim Of Changes
Necropolis
Overkill
Really any trad stuff is fun as fuck
>>74829317
what in tarnation
>>74829430
>Victim of changes
Why oh why have a I neglected to learn any priest, doing this
>>74825210
Anything good about them is killed by the suckle of deathcore but ulla ulla is a masterpiece
Post alpha as fuck song intros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_0AbtHjSOY
>>74828515
Wait why were you watching tranny porn
>>74829308
>a couple shitty songs
more like a whole album of them. Don't get me wrong but I don't see how this is not in the worst albums from Priest, aside for 3 decent songs. And inb4 I'm not being edgy, read about any unbased review of this album.
>Don't Go
groovy shit that just doesn't sound like priest at all
>Hot Rockin
"I wanna go
I wanna go
I wanna go
Hot rockin"
The riff is about the same quality as the lyrics
>Turning Circles
lol dude reggae
>You Say Yes
pretty much AC/DC song with glam chorus
>the rest
some ok riffs here and there, but it's basically rock n' roll all over again that sounds like generic 70s rock
The tracks that actually sound like Priest are Heading Out on the Highway, Solar Angels and Desert Plains. Nothing surprising they are the best tracks here. But they can't save the whole album.
how is this so FUCKING good
>thrash band copies '90s Metallica
Post the best metal ballads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjMizl3qQGE
>>74829897
does this count as ballad? https://youtu.be/BEYwNeBD4Uk
>tfw bobby blitz sounds good
>>74827852
I listened to an album and saw them live faggot. They still suck.
good taste coming through
Can someone rec some good death metal bands like bvb?
why is this considered black metal?
>>74830498
because muh first wave
>>74830515
its more first wave dm than anything, their first demo has more dm-esqu vocals but the riffs are definitely more along the lines of a death thrash band at the time
Acid Bath is like if grunge was good
>>74830626
but Acid Bath isn't
>>74825100
>welcome to hell twice
>>74830498
It's not, and I've never in my life seen anyone claim it is. It's death thrash-- it's as fucking Cogumelo as it gets.
>>74830459
my nigga this shit rips
>>74830636
Acid bath is at least more interesting than Melvins
>>74830683
i said the same until i looked into the band and literally everywhere says its thrash/black
>>74830649
>and no Heaven & Hell
>>74830694
>dude alice in chains lmao
not really
>>74830696
>literally everywhere
I guess we inhabit different universes, negro.
>>74830488
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8cRs9rGWYE
>>74830692
[spoiler]is that good or bad[/spoiler]
>>74830731
i looked at wikipedia, metallum, and discogs, maybe im just a fag
>>74830774
>maybe im just a fag
>"""""""""maybe"""""""""
>>74830764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-jfO-1YAtA
IT MEANS I ROLL WITH DAT SHIT
>>74830774
>maybe
>>74830788
fair enough
when is that fucking album coming out though
and why wont paypal accept my card i kind of want their vinyl
>>74830718
AiC are a good choice of a band to copy tьh
>>74825732
>>74825895
SAMURAI SPIRIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmcVhhZYEcg
>>74829776
listening now, the guitar work is incredible
>not on soulseek
>not on darkworld
>not on youtube
where may I search now
>>74831318
your heart, anon
>>74826547
This one time I saw some guy laying in the field on campus, next to some 10/10 girl, sunbathing wearing a sunbather t-shirt and he looked like a somehow more nu-male version of George of kekheaven, upper cut and everything. but this was when i was a tourist, so I complimented him on it, and all he did was like adjust his sunglasses and continue talking to his girl. nu-male meme has been going on for years and it's getting worse.
>>74831406
>>74831406
Damn...
>>74831318
>>74831975
I respect the effort put into this
>>74832010
I can't find any effort
numales lack creative energy
>haha I stopped listening to metal when I was 15 what a loser
Your reaction?
>>74832104
dont ever respond to me again
Can someone explain Cauldron to me? What's the appeal?
>>74825100
I like Slayer's first five albums, Kreator, Sodom. What group should I listen to next? I'm getting a little tired of thrash - I want something with a little more heaviness and a little less speed.
Thanks
>>74832285
Metallica - Load
>>74832228
>>74832285
>FREE FIRE ZONE WITH MY M16
>>74832285
Someone rec this guy some death metal.
>>74832317
Kek
>>74832317
I actually really like this album
Its not metal though
>>74832285
Autopsy's first 2 albums
>>74832255
why lol
>>74832285
B O L T T H R O W E R
O
L
T
T
H
R
O
W
E
R
When will these trend of trad revival died? I am so sick of these bands
>>74832342
>>74832417
>>74832440
Thanks I'm also going to try Storm of the Lights Bane
>>74825100
Why do I just hate live recordings in metal? I've never heard a live version of a track and thought it was an improvement over the studio version
>>74832514
Bane?
>>74832514
>wants less speed
>SotLB
wot
>>74832582
Why does he wear the cloak?
>>74832612
>loved the fuck out of the album
>found out later that the singer was the one involved in that killing
what the fuck
>>74827487
>Emptouror - In the Nightside Hotel
JUST fuck my sides up senpai
Someone make this album art pronto.
>>74832609
Just to try something different.
What is your favorite 'metal' film? seventh seal would be my first choice
>>74832642
yeah Nödtveidt was pretty neat
>>74832642
lol fuck gay people, also chaos cult
>>74832845
>>74832861
>lol killing is metal XD
>blocks your path.
>>74832871
>killing isn't metal
???
>>74825100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kcEnULKve4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qyUXf5Hv2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4KsuiZABuU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOz42CgKjks
>>74827233
overproduced wanky dogshit
>>74832440
Fucking great suggestion. Just finished half of chaos - I really liked it
>>74829776
This is some good shit
>>74833316
Have some Nazi Bolt Thrower then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8hEIM71cbU
>>74829776
>>74831187
>>74833360
Nice viral marketing
>>74829776
>>74831187
>>74833360
Your band is shit
>>74833316
Check out Asphyx - The Rack, Purtenance - Member Of Immortal Damnation and Demigod - Slumber Of Sullen Eyes later. Death doesn't get heavier than that without crossing well into doom territory
>>74833403
You're gay
>>74833421
You're a shit
>Finnish dm
>it's great
>Finnish bm
>it's shit
Why is this?
>>74833478
Your band is gay shit
>>74833378
>>74833469
Will do thanks
>>74833483
One of those scenes tried to be original and the other strived to be a copy
>>74833483
Horna has a few god tier albums, like Sanojesi Äärelle
>>74833487
You like to fuck other man shit and you yourself are man shit. You're gay shit.
>>74833483
>Finnish lm
>it's great
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>74833522
This is the cry of the typical Internet Shill (atentionwhorius productae)
>>74833527
lmao wiiiings of a buterflyyyyyyyyyyy
so brutal
>>74833527
Vallo has the voice of a god, truly, the lows on Kiss of Dawn are divine
>>74833378
>Another good track
I have a lot to look forward to this week
>>74833542
Typical cry of homosexual turds (fecalmatterus buttcelsior)
>>74833594
>fecalmatterus buttcelsior
lol wut
>>74833726
Just a shill being unfunny and derivative
>>74833884
That was pretty goddamn funny if you ask me, bro.
>>74833918
I's not