/metal/

The Jester Race is the VH1 version of Slaughter of the Soul. In Flames are not a poorly-done, warmed over Iron Maiden or Artillery; In Flames are the type of lame sing-along lite rock that can otherwise be found on the heavier Motley Crue LPs. The closest comparison I can think of would actually be the speed metal influenced Skid Row – Slave to the Grind but In Flames have more estrogen in their bloodstream. Medical literature reports that listeners testicles retreat into the body cavity upon hearing the opening riff. To make an In Flames album one must merely kidnap five relatively sane beer metal fans in Iron Maiden t-shirts, inject them with potent cocktails of various benzodiazepines, and buy them an afternoon of studio time. The Jester Race is what would result. In Flames were not a band who wanted to kill everyone like Metallica in 1983, rather they were the assholes in Animal House with the acoustic guitar attempting to make New Wave of British Heavy Metal music a few years later for born again Christians. In Flames are the Swedish Stryper.

I vomit on God's child.

Mayhem is, was, and always will be the best black metal band.

impiety is the quintessential tourist filter

glammies out

>>74802585
t. year one tourist

also fuck off tripfag

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theoretically there's room for 2 more columns

Gothemburg is good and whoever disagrees is a DMU clone

>>74802619
go post about metalcore on reddit

SODOMIZE THE HOLY ASSHOLE

>>74802585
Are there people who genuinely believe this?

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>>74802578
>>74802632

>>74802647
t. tourist lord

>>74802627
t. butthurt tourist

>>74802647
*rips the sacred flesh*

>>74802647
>le shrek
>le fedora
>saving picture from google image search
kyuss

>>74802647
hello tourist

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>>74802614
A D D
D
D

I hate all forms of metal except for melodeath.

At the Tourist - The Tourist in the Sky is Ours

>>74802647
faggot

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lads what do you think of the new chart

Touristktor - Tourist Redux

>>74802690
the absolute madman

To the anon from the last thread:

Why do you think Kvarforth killed him self. He's obviously alive. Am I being meme'd?

>>74802690
It was always going to happen

Touristhammer - Touristic Rites

Touristthrone - A Tourist in the Northern Sky

>>74802710
The guy is an obvious shitposter, don't be stupid

>>74802710
He admitted to being a retard who can't read
>>74802618

The Tourist - Farseeing The Paranormal Tourist

Tourester - To the Tour in Vacation

Tourzum - Hvis lyset tour oss

Vacation Hammer - Epidemic of Tourism

Tourism died in 1993. Only 12 good tours have been released since then (most of them in 1994, being already planned by 1993). Tourism achieved its industry peak in tours like Onward To Tourism, Pure Tourism, and The Trinkets in the Gift Shop is Ours, elevating vacations into a legitimate art form. Now, thanks to Slaughter of the Tour and Tourjira, all its potential was squandered and vacations have been reduced into being mere gimmick ridden noise for drunk idiots (i.e. the lowest common denominator - stop trying to turn the tourism industry into MTV spring break).

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The Autist - The Coldest Sun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boFyrKHt7wk

>>74802701
>>74802722
>>74802724
>>74802743
>>74802747
>>74802779
>>74802797
>>74802800
Don't post here ever again

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>>74802800
>The Trinkets in the Gift Shop is Ours

>>74802816
tourist filtered

>>74802585
You say that yet I bet you have only listened to DMDS you absolute vodka

>>74802779
This one is actually pretty good

Tourists Shall Burn

>>74802585
Is post DMDS Mayhem the ultimate tourist filter?

>>74802263
honestly, people that buy into LOUIS CACHET shit are usually people who don't really care about metal and follow varg simpy because he is an edgy, famous person a la kanye west, only edgier. Also Varg is somewhat smart in his bullshit, it's easy to construct sociopolitical pseudo ideologies that has no up or down if you do it by saying people what they want to hear: "we can't be saved but by leeching welfare and not partecipate in real world politics you will become a present day neanderthal magic viking that goes on ebin adventures (represented in my game myfagrog now only $$.$$!)"

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Anyone got a downlaod for this album?

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>>74802882
Yes
>this annihilates the tourism industry

any glammers here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeIIYWnhSY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hetN7a9Maa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyGmUXvSHLE

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>>74802882
Ordo Ad Chao is one of the most significant and unique achievements of 2000s metal, and one of the best black metal album of the last eleven years

>>74802928
>melodic rock hard rock

why are you posting this in the metal thread

>>74802928
legitimately, unironically fuck off poptimist tourist

>>74802882
>>74802917
>>74802933
why are you replying to yourself?

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>>74802928
this is (You)

>>74802940
>>74802951
ignore and hide glamposting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zD933MVvK6E

G L A M
L
A
M

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>>74802954
Accusing me of samefagging seems mighty touristy of you
>inb4 phoneposter

>>74802917
>>74802933
Glad to see there are still trve males who recognize excellent tourist filters

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>>74802954
sad little fuck, do you need directions back home

True Touristic Black Metal are bands such as Tourzum, Mortourary Drape, Blut aus Tour, Batoury, Emptourer, Profanatourca and Peste Toure. You can listen to Burzum if you want, but you do not understand the true Esoteric Tourism black metal thing. You just poser and you can fuck off the whole tour. Tour is real music, not intended for vacationer like you, but the real Esoteric Misantrophic Travellers who do not care like you clown from. Tourism is an elite industry, and you do not understand it. None of you understand the real Tourism. You ridiculous little kids. World view is based on travel, on a personal level vacation tourism, collective level Tourism industry. Without a theoretical understanding of the industry, it is useless to dream of understanding Touristic worldview. None of you can not understand industry, because you are all intellectually at the same level as the earthworm. You can not reach an elite level of Tour, so why even dream about it. Tourist and Black Metal are the elite. For real misantrophes.

>>74803030
>Blut aus Tour
>not Tour Aus Nord
nigger you DISAPPOINT

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>>74803030
kek
>not using "For real tourists" at the end

post non metal covers of metal songs
https://youtu.be/dw2MkKsONHo

>>74803072
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-V3NYckOI

>>74803030
Does amy one know where this pasta (the original version) originated? I first remember seeing it in tve comments of a Peste Noire album on youtube. Is that it?

YOU GIVE ME

P A I N
A
I
N

Nokturnal Mortum is back on Spotify, all they did was release the Ukranian versions of the removed albums lol

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What's the verdict?

>>74803186
>Spotify

tourists out

>>74803190
Mmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhh

>>74803190
akercock cus only cock smokers listen to em lmao

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>>74803190
>ate her cock

>>74803219
This is factually true and they're one of my favorite bands

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>sodom

GLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScbmZIbzWZA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plnVbaoF0nQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZupXHtopK0

ive always hated melodeath and i will continue to hate melodeath until the day i die

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i'll just leave this here

>>74803266
that's nice honey

>>74802690

uhhhhhhhhh but that one album doesnt belong in it???

>>74803186
>back on Spotify
Paying for not having the music: the absolute state of streamshit meme

>>74803288
that one album is shit and you're a tourist

what happens if you show up to a mayhem show in a nsbm shirt

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>ulver

>>74803331
Blood inside is unironically my favorite Ulver album

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this filters the tourist

>>74803330
you get to see Mayhem perform live

>encucked

>>74803258
>>74803331
sorry dude, it's too done

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>>74803331
>nu-malever

>>74803258
>>74803331
>>74803351
well well, *someone*'s trying to revive old-ish glories

>>74803348
i don't believe you

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post albums that *moves* you

>>74803346

looks like some pretentious dark ambient/noise made by an indie musician's black metal side project

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>>74803346
What is this?

>>74803386
that's an album you *more with*, you fucking tourist

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>prep the bullver

>>74802614
>look at chart
>no Pillard works
you can pick between TtM or OtG
pick wisely

• Avant-garde tourist
• Black tourist
• Tourgaze
• Celtic tourist
• Christian tourist
• Crossover tourist
• Crust tourist
• Cyber tourist
• Tourgrind
• Death tourist
• Tour 'n' roll
• Tourcore
• Tour-doom
• Tour-djent
• Drone tourist
• Extreme tourist
• Folk tourist
• Funk tourist
• Glam tourist
• Goretour
• Gothic tourist
• Groove tourist
• Industrial tourist
• Kawaii tourist
• Latin tourist
• Mathtour
• Medieval tourist
• Melodic death tourist
• National Socialist tourist
• Neoclassical tourist
• Nu tourist
• Pagan tourist
• Pirate tourist
• Pornotour
• Post-tourist
• Power tourist
• Progressive tourist
• Progressive tourist
• Rap tourist
• Sludge tourist
• Speed tourist
• Stoner tourist
• Symphonic tourist
• Technical tourist
• Thrash tourist
• Heavy tourist (Americans)
• Unblack tourist
• Viking tourist

Sunrise I greet you

You fucking nu-male. If I ever happen to see you in real life, i'll crush you like the worm you are.
You disgust me. You'll find out very soon that your memes are not so funny when the clench of my fist come annihilate your teeth, you sick fuck.
You're going to cry for your momma when i'm done with your spamming cuck-ass you fucking degenerate.
Come and see bitch boy, try me.

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>analver

>>74803410
>Pornotour
>not Tournogrind

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>>74803410
>• Heavy tourist (Americans)

>>74803408
objectively it's otg

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>>74803386
SHUFFLE

tourism

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>tapping the prostate

Demitourist
Touristcide
Iron Tourist
Tourist Bath

Touristica

Tourist Fortress

Blackened tourism

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>obsessed by buggery

>>74803520
lel
what's their album called

>be gone for a month
>the memes have gone from numaleposting to touristposing

What have I come home to?

Tourist
Old Tourist
Dark Tourist
Black Tourist
Electric Tourist
World Tourist
Tourist Fog
Tourist Mist
Tourist Moon

>>74803550
/metal/'s Tourism Agency. Here's a selection of tickets out of here, tourist >>74802614

>>74803550
tourist filtered

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>shadows of the bum

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>new wave of tourist metal

>>74803550
...are you complaining?

Tourist of the North Road - Demonstrating my navigation style

>>74803395
Tourism

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post albums that promote tourism

why did nu metal happen when we already had good crossover and rap/metal bands

>>74803416
THE TOURIST OF YOUR LIGHT

Incantourist
Tourisma
Touristworm
Touristic Frost
Tourist Noir
Touristix
!.T.O.U.R.I.S.T.!
Tourist Hammer
Tourist Strike
Tourist Thrower
Tourist Toll 80K
Tourist Warfare
Distourist
Extreme Tourist Terror
Megatourist
Morbid Tourist
Mutilated Tourists
Rigor Tornacense
Touristik Exekution


>>74803550
its just for fun

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>>74803584

Tourheaven
Litourgy
Tourpeth

Touristallica - .....And Tickets for All

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>>74803584

>>74803598
>its just for fun
no but seriously nu-/metal/ needs to fucking purge tourist glamshit poptimists and this seems like a step in filtering pop rock tourists out so we can go back to talking about metal again

>>74803606
>Litourgy
more like le tourist xD

>>74803624
i know anon
[spoiler]i miss dmshareguy t b h, i liked the shares[/spoiler]

Memes like this make me question "is anyone really laughing?" Have we reached the point where its a meme for memes sake and not for any genuine comedy. If that is the case then Im not memeing when i say this is very similar to reddit.

Arch Tourist
Tourgouroth
Black Tourist Murder
Children of Tourism
Cannibal Tourist (aka Tourist Corpse)

>>74803647
human nature is human nature regardless of what social group is being identified with. groupthink is one and the same painted under different colors

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Enter Tourist
Sad but Tourist
Holier than Thourist
The Untourist
Whenever I May Tour
Don't Tour on Me
Tour the Never
Nothing Else Tourists
Of Wolf and Tourist
The Tourist that Failed
My Tourist of Misery
The Tourist Within

>>74803647
It'll go in time. Yes, 4chan is same 18 y old shitposters you find elsewhere

>>74803665
I agree but when it gets to such a low level Id wish the groupthink aspect would be overwritten by the individuals mind. I just cant fathom how anyone would find this funny.

>>74802614
>Vokter

>>74803647
>>74803665
>>74803712
>>74803715
t. tourists

Tourist - Raining baggages

>>74803647
we meme to feed the machine

>>74803715
I think I've come to terms with it in understanding it's not mutually exclusive with individualism. Just last thread there was a long reply chain by 2 anons debating melodeath and probably a bunch of other things as well I wasn't paying attention to. If you want to tune the signal to noise ratio you really do have to be the change you wish to see.

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>>74803732
>>74803728
>>74803741

>>74803741
Burton?

>>74803744
oh my god how i try

>>74803744
That debate was the only thing worth reading from that thread

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an howard stern wack packer was one of Death's drummers, my mind is fucking blown lel

>implying this new 'meme' is different from vektorposting/sun bat her

tourist filtered

>>74803801
It is. It's more similar to numale/cuck posting. Get your meme genres right.

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The Tourist
Electric Tourist
Riding on the Tourist Bus
BloodTourist
(take these) Tourists
Planes and Tourism
Tourist for Vengeance
Tourist
Devil's Tourist

something tells me the ones forcing this meme are glamscum or at least people of the same intellect

>>74803825
fucking tourists, eh?

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is he, dare i say, chairman of the tourist industry?

>>74803838
t. tourist glamcuck

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Some metalhead told me to listen to the metal classics like Judas Priest and Iron Maiden. Should I even though it's fucking boring?

>>74803854
Not until he stops fucking around and becomes a full fledged trap and starts posting his videos on pornhub

>>74803838
there's an undercurrent of elitism here that glamshits would never be able to participate in considering they are de facto tourists par excellence

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I can't stop listening to Galneryus

>>74803825
Flooding the whole thread with Vektor covers was very smart too

>>74803861
just go straight to Nails

>>74803861
>it's fucking boring
TOURISTS OUT

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>>74803875
>an undercurrent of elitism
Christ

>>74803908
tourist literally filtered

>>74803908
Lemme translate: Glamcucks take themselves too seriously to touristpost

>>74803861
How's judas priest boring? I mean I understand calling black sabbath boring (even if I disagree) but judas priest has more energy than most extreme bands

>>74803928
Well, they're old and the singer is some pozzed ancient faggot

>>74803861
Inventing something =/= taking it to its pinnacle
They did a lot to make metal what it is today, but that said the genre developed at a breakneck speed in the '80s, leaving both very far behind. They're still great bands and if you want to know the roots of metal, you simply must do it. Otherwise skip but don't say I didn't warn you

>>74803859
fag

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>>74803861
If you think Judas Priest is boring well YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMMING

>>74803799
The only man among them not an arsehole either. They show him no respect.

>>74803963
I kinda want to but I'm already pretty deep into black/death and I can't listen to old metal

>>74803960
>waaah they're old
If new=good, then ghost's a good band
>the singer is a faggot
This is a gay only general, please leave if you're str*ight

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>>74803584
>hi, we're representatives of the black metal tourism industry. welcome and enjoy your stay

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a lot of tourists don't want to hear what i'm about to say.............

you will not find a chart more accurate than this one, EVERY tourist will proclaim their love for these 25 "obscure" "metal" albums

>>74803972
>;_; p-please not my glam
Tourist

>>74803972
tourist filtered

>>74804012
why would they, do you think Howard knows who Death is?

>>74804035
There is no difference between the tourist and the numale chart. Refrain from trying to have your "OC" become a thing. You fucking tourist.

>>74803928
Frankly he has some point. Next to extreme metal, JP look very tame, slow and conservative. And let's be honest here, if we consider SWoD their best album, then let's not forget a lot of riffs there are basically hard rock. The rest went to pop metal really quick, I wonder if he started from SfV

OY /METAL/

I need the Strid self titled compilation in 320 if you have it, fucking none of the torrents on rutracker are even starting to download and fucking mortuus in somnis is down, and no fucking blogspot online has it above 128/192

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>>74804031
>ghost isn't a good band

>>74804067
>he can't tell the difference between a nu-male and a tourist
anon, i have some bad news

>>74804017
Not even Motörhead and Venom? Fucking tourist.

Tourist Heep
Led Tourist
Black Tourist
Tourice Cooper
Tourist Priest
Iron Tourist
Tourīsthead
Venurist
Touristhammer
Mercyful Tourist
Celtic Tourist
Slaurist
Bathourist
Tourixodus

>>74804090
Bathory is good

>>74804085
I'm talking about the charts you complete tourist

>>74804073
there are bunches of 320s and v0s on slsk tourist

>>74804098
what even is this tourist meme

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>>74804081
>ghost is a good band

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Easy to listen to black metal if you want off glam

>>74804073
>looking for music in torrents and blogspots
Fucking tourists

>>74804055
Considering a member of his entourage of cockheads is a former drummer from Death, yes.

>>74804119
my port isn't forwarded and I don't know how the fuck to do it, otherwise I would have gone there first

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>>74804035
>Tomb of the Mutilated

>>74804120
if you haven't assimilated the majority of >>74802614 into your consciousness you are a tourist

>>74804037
But glam is gay
Kys shitposter

>>74804123
early Dimmu
>>74804120
t. tourist

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bully tourists
bully glamshits
make nu-/metal/ metal again

>>74804017
I'm by no means an expert, but DM and BM are quite far from Maiden/Priest. If you said you were still on trad/speed/power then you'd ought to give them a listen. But DM and BM are more influenced by newer music, Maiden/Priest are like granddads to them.
Still, it's never a bad idea to expand your musical horizons

>>74804138
google it, tourist

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>>74804132
What I mean is Howard doesn't know about the greatness of Death, he probably thinks they're some obnoxious ''only noise'' metal group who never sold millions of records and never filled football stadiums

>>74804068
Idk, I get more energetic and I headbang more listening to painkiller than listening to none so vile
I still love both, but idk why anyone would call NWOBHM boring

>>74804168
He probably doesn't even know how much of a fantastic lover Chuck was. Goddamn AIDS, what a terrible way to go.

>>74804172
>why anyone would call NWOBHM boring
It's called being a Tourist, man. Just ignore them. It's not like they have one-way tickets.

>>74804189
yeah, definitely.

>>74804172
>painkiller
I meant more the earlier records. Even then, Painkiller is not a flawless record, and certainly not the most adventurous one. If we measured it by /metal/ standard, people would call it VH1 version of extreme metal.

>>74804206
We can burn their return ticket and turn them into trves

>>74804239
And dilute the trvp00l?

>>74804235
SotS = Painkiller confirmed set in stone word of God canon from now until forever no other post or meme can change this

>>74802801
/ourband/?

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>>74804235
>Painkiller is not a perfect album
Time to get PAIN KILLED

>>74804140
ah, so this is like /tv/'s kino meme but even shittier

80s Uriah Heep what happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y0MlyNgGHs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_Vw8BoCFHM

>>74804035
>Eternal Champion
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What should melotourists do to become a trve metvl fvn?

>>74804158
>ow my hairspray
fucking LEL

>>74804774
Stop

>>74804769
>Eternal Champion
not even good a bland album

>>74803408
Mortal Throne nigguh

>>74804774
listen to >>74803284 until you vomit violins

>>74804035
I hate all these faggot kids in Ildjarn shirts coming up and talking to me at Whole Foods. Go home tourists ree.

>>74804902
hi tourist

Iced Earth is good!

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>>74804774
This
>>74804872
Except listen to pic related also and surrender to riffs

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post good demos/eps from this year or the last one
NO LPs

>>74804902
>tourists want to convince everyone that "tourist" is what nu-male call others in retaliation for being called nu-males in order to undermine the stigma of being tourists
You're not kidding anyone, tourist.

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>>74805094

>>74805094
only know about Ex Deo but they kind of suck

>>74805108
its not even a new thing. i dont know where these people keep coming from.

>>74805094
https://www.metal-archives.com/search?searchString=roman&type=band_themes

we already had a word for tourists, it's newfag

>>74805196
"Tourist" sounds more exotic

>>74805135
they are tourists they come from all over the places just to shitpost a little and then go away

>>74805196
Newfag has been overused and misused to death.

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>>74805078

>>74805264
>tourist is not misused

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is tourist the new nu-male?

>>74805306
it's not yet because it still upsets you obvious tourists

>>74805326
no you nu male

>>74805326
nu-nu-male

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>>74805196
It's not the same. Newfag is someone that only just recently started posting here. Tourist was always used for people that only came here to ask for albums without icky creepster vocals and things along those lines. They'd get responses and then they would leave. For some reason this only started causing confusion a few days ago so it's obvious you fucking kikes are up to something.

Been gone a bit. Tourist has replaced numale as our to go shitpost?

>>74805380
>someone who pops in briefly to ask for shitty recs

yea, a newfag

>>74805482
Sell your best nu-male memes now before the market collapses

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How does /meal/ feel about pic related?

>>74805553
it's shit core and shouldn't exist

>>74805553
tourist-core

>>74805570
Well I respectfully disagree my dude

>>74805553
It's actually as terrible as everyone said it would be.

Is Voice of Steel the best album ever made?

>>74804519

/metal/ has basically swapped nu-male for tourist.

same shit, just as retarded

> inb4 t.tourist or some other gay shit

>>74805664
>forest rock
>best album ever made

What isn't touristcore?

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Did Eurodance give birth to Melodeath/Metalcore?

Is it just me or earlier Melodeath/Metalcore utilized the same song structures/melodies as Eurodance artists? Below are some examples.

Eurodance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z1P5bAC74U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KY7nWFLxl2g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THFJC5dn8pE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osRBFtW0qqA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVE0G3E5HLw

Melodeath/Metalcore:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7iR4siqa6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M-CzE3cfrs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xb9disZv6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIIkpcmOH9Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpNDNCEUx8E

Obviously metal music is more fast paced but the similarities are still audible.

Discuss.

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>>74805674
>calling Nokturnal Mortum forest rock
Confirmed tourist

>>74805684
RIFFQUISITION

>>74805689
>implying Voice of Steel isn't the perfect archetype of forest rock
t. tourist lord

>>74805685
This explains Blood Stain Child

>>74805684
gorenoise

>>74805684
harsh industrial gorenoise

>>74805689
>getting assmad over people for calling out nokturist mortum for what they truly are
peak tourism

>>74805553
its okay

>>74805684
Brutal TDM
Industrial Black Metal
gorenoise
Cybergrind
Prog rock

>>74805713
>>74805740
>implying tourists could withstand the onslaught of Ukrainian BM
t. grand tourismo

>>74805380
t. tourist

>>74805703
My first thought
>>74805735
name three(three) examples of this

>>74805684
There's literally a chart like 3 posts in you dumb fuck.

tourism

>>74805735
Rec me some harsh industrial gorenoise

>>74805777
Judas Priest

>>74805482
Not yet but market studies predict that it will have replaced nu-male by February next year

>>74805783
next week you mean

>>74805777
nice Desanctification trips

>>74803717
what of it

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>>74805759
>brutal tdm
>cybergrind
>not touristcore

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Thoughts? Pretty good tourist repellent t b h

>>74805794
No. It'll rise steadily until NBBMN where it'll experience a recession, and then it'll climb again, reaching a zenith in early January, going down just a bit and finally stabilizing in February

>>74805761
>folkshitting
>bm
man I wish euronymous killed that louis cachet faggot

>>74805825
>where it'll experience a recession

Is this because the thread will be literally nothing but tourists? I think I'll need a financial planner.

>>74805808
Argument not found

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>>74802614
metalucifer, literally only the trvest of the trve listen to them

>>74805825
doe you have some early stuff for NBBMN??

>>74805836
Louis Cachet is such a fucking stupid name

>>74805840
No, because all the black metal will drive most posters, both tourists and locals, out, and terminology will be momentarily dominated by black metal related buzzwords like trve and BLACKED

>>74805843
this

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66 days until November

>>74805825
>in early January, going down just a bit and finally stabilizing in February
Ironically enough that would be the birthday of the nu-male chart

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>>74805796
>Desanctification
i made this last year and never post it

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>>74805836
>Euronymous
>not the lord of the nu-males
Just fucking look at the guy, he was a retarded manlet who tried way too hard to be edgy and br00tal.

>>74805867
Lmao I still can't believe he actually changed name the faggot
>>74805881
Man it feels like an eternity

Give me some everyone repellant pls

>>74805913
I am not saying he was cool just that if he killed that faggot we wouldn't have shitty forest rock by now

>>74805881
King ov hell ruined gorgoroth, hopefully he doesn't ruin abbath too

>>74805926
You are the everyone repellant lmao

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>>74805885
/meal/s problems have nothing to do with summer and actually start during the winter. is the snow and isolation responsible for the epidemic of low quality posts? what does this really mean, for us, as a whole??? it really makes you hmmm.

>>74805926
noise, drone, nonrepresentational abstract music in general.

>>74805926
your mom

>>74805913
>who tried way too hard to be edgy and br00tal.
a "nu-male" is the absolute opposite of that

>>74805913
>not the lord of the nu-males
We've established that he was, beyond a shadow of a doubt and backed up by documentation, the absolute king and forebear of numales.

Get with the program, tourist.

>>74802614
didn't expect to see the Tokyo Yankees on there

>>74805950
Blackies

>hate /metal/
tourist repellent for this feel ?

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>>74804033
>hi, we're representatives of the thrash metal tourism industry. welcome and enjoy your stay

>>74805926
just be urself my dude
>>74805940
>implying Twilight and Ad Majorem aren't godly

>>74805913
>lord of the nu-males
>tried way too hard to be edgy and br00tal.

that doesn't make any sense. please use your mimis properly.

>>74805983
I N T E R P L A N E T A R Y
T O U R I S M

>>74805985
They have their moments but comparatively they are absolutely boring filler.

>>74805553
the vocals suck but im digging the trem wank

>>74806012
Compared to Gorgoroth's first four albums, sure, but compared to most black metal from the 2000s that doesn't have an experimental leaning, they're great.

And you can't deny most of the riffs aren't catchy as fuck

>>74805907
What's the trilogy below Darkthrone? Also I feel like there's stuff missing. We should work on it.

NEW
>>74806071
>>74806071

>>74805759
>meal still can't appreciate cybergrind: the tourist repellent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yh-hQN4F3XY

What's the top meme around here these days, is it still nu-male posting?

whats the appeal of gorenoise

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>>74805703
T H I S, also AxCx