tourists and false culling edition
>>74762498
post blue albums
>>74766755
my balls are blue
post tourist filters
LIAR
LIAR LIES
post pantera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEoks9b_tCg
post black metal
>>74766830
Post the real cover
>>74766871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVaUlXfvOHg
to non streamcucks
where do you get your metal music from
>>74766930
swedish septic tanks
blu slamz represent
>>74766930
fuck off tourist glamshitter
>>74766930
use google you nigrar, its not hard
WHY WONT YOU PICK UP THE GOD DAMN PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
<- best blue album of 2016
Obligatory
>>74766973
it is hard when you're looking for something more obscure than entry tier stuff
This annihilates the nu-male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yP1tcy9a10
>>74766839
Best blue black metal album
what do we call this blue aesthetic /meal/
>>74766991
not really man
>>74766930
from russian hackers
>>74767007
thats not tormentor
>>74766930
soulseek
best non-meal but kinda-meal blue album?
DEEPER THAN THE SKY
>>74767036
>giving touristshits handouts
>>74767051
what
best sodom album desu
Challenge Mode: The music also sounds like the color blue
>>74767065
was about to post this
Only real niggas will recognise this
>>74766839
>>74767051
literally W H O doesn't know about slsk nowadays anyway
>>74767065
it really is, o second at most
>>74767068
it's a close call desu
the real deal right here
real blve hours
>>74767126
you're late fat boy
The best blue album
prove me wrong protip:u cant
someone make a bluecore chart
>>74767165
you're right
>>74767165
Brave New World is even bluer tho
>>74766710
more like spergout edition
>>74767157
that's not even blue
best pleb filter
>>74767165
thats not their first album
>>74767182
best album that is blue, not bluest album
>>74767157
t. colorblind
daily reminder to bully tourists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpaxTjogp0E
is this green or blue?
>>74767219
leave the hall, extremecuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNX-fOx-A4I
>>74767209
their debut isn't even blue
>>74767237
yes
>>74767237
I think it's more dark green than can qualify for blue
SHOW NO MERCY
This is actually worse than artist/lyric posting
czechgrind reporting in
>>74767285
Shut up, faggot
>>74767237
colors aren't real
lmao, /metal/ went full retarded
>>74767313
whoa
>>74767313
only elitism is real fuck off nowadays tourists
Italy fag reporting in
>>74767313
this but unironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TtnD4jmCDQ
>>74766755
best extremecuck filter here
>>74767304
no u
>>74767368
italy and mediterrenea is generally underrated
>>74767380
>skeletons on the cover
will listen/10
>>74766839
i vomit on god's child
ill just leave this here
"alphabetical sorting is convenient, I can jump to an artist by pressing the first letter on the keyboard"
>Darkthrone
>Dark Angel
>Dark Fortress
>Dark Tranquillity
>Death
>Death Angel
>Death Fortress
>Deicide
>Demigod
>Demilich
>diSEMBOWELMENT
>Dismember
>Dissection
"never mind"
>>74766755
*incoherent screaming about heroin*
>>74767466
>so few bands starting with Dead/Death
untrve
Guess what fuckers, half metal has blue cover art
And don't get me started on BM
>>74767504
>untrve
vntrve
>>74767483
*answers back*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89ZWgmq-qsc
>>74767415
This
>>74767507
blue is the best colour desu.
>>74767483
>>74767523
what are we yelling about?
>>74767504
Dead Kennedys (aka "nazi meanies go away")
Dead Boys
Death Grips
Deadmau5
yeah you're right
ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhha
>>74767557
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>74767594
Oh, right! I remember now.
>>74767594
>>74767611
[incoherent screeching]
>>74767563
I think most of us here know who the Dead Kennedys are anon but thanks anyways
Now post green albums
>>74767726
we already did that
>>74767065
This one is blue and good too
>>74767466
I'll try this
>Dark Angel
>Dark Buddha Rising
>Dark Castle
>Dark Fortress
>Dark Funeral
>Dark Minion
>Dark Sonority
>Darkspace
>Darkthrone
>Dawn
>Dead Congregation
>Dead Infection
>Dead Raven Choir
>Death
>Death Breath
>Death Fortress
>Death Karma
>Deathspell Omega
>December Wolves
>Deinonychus
>Delirium
>Demigod
>Demilich
>Demolition Hammer
>Denouncement Pyre
>Der Weg Einer Freiheit
>Desaster
>Desire
>Destruction
>Deströyer 666
>Diagnose: Lebensgefahr
>Diamond Head
>Dimmu Borgir
>Diocletian
>Disembowelment
>Dismember
>Dissection
>Djevel
>Dodecahedron
>Dodsferd
>Dolorian
>Dornenreich
>Dream Death
>Drudkh
>Dysangelium
>Dodheimsgard
>Dodsengel
Is D the most metal letter???
Does anyone else find it slightly annoying when some metal guitarists masturbate with solos for too long?
>>74767755
I is up there too. Not gonna comprehensively check but off the top of my head there's Incantation, Immolation, Imprecation, Inquisition, Immortal etc
>>74767775
t. nu-male
What do extremecucks have in common with the color blue?
They're both on the spectrum.
>>74766839
tfw you know a release is gonna kick ass just by the cover
>>74767828
So? Autistic masterrace
t. ADD fag
>>74766839
>>74766839
>>74766839
I love these shitty handmade 80s demo artworks
New album when?
>>74767878
>Blod-Draum remastered
>by Dan motherfucking half god Swano
>it's brickwalled
HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME DAN?
>someone on Metallum gave Elvenefris 55
>>74767749
>orange, black, red
oh yea I guess I see some blue
faggot
>>74766839
where is glam chart
>>74767905
5%*
>>74767755
I like your D, here is my D
>D.R.I.
>Dahmer
>Dälek
>Darkthrone
>David Allan Coe
>Dead
>Dead Congregation
>Dead Infection
>Dead World
>Death
>Death Toll 80K
>Death Worship
>Deathpile
>Debustrol
>Deeds of Flesh
>Defecation
>Deicide
>Demonical
>Depressor
>Deranged
>Desecration
>Despise You
>Deströyer 666
>Destructive Explosion of Anal Garland
>Devourment
>Diocletian
>Disattack
>Disfear
>Disfigured Corpse
>Disgorge
>Disgorge (mex)
>Discharge
>Dismemeber
>Disrupt
>Dogpile
>Doom
>Down
>Dragged Into Sunlight
>Driller Killer
>Dropdead
>Drug Problem
>Dying Fetus
>Dystopia
>>74767755
I think M and S are up there
>>74767922
hey I made that one!
>>74767925
>>74767950
its good
>>74767925
glamshit tourists trying real hard to have any presence when people actually posting metal around here huh
>>74767962
thx
>>74767976
Three new tracks from THE CHASM.
https://luxinframundisproductions.bandcamp.com/album/a-conscious-creation-from-the-isolated-domain-sampler
>>74767950
good job
>>74768010
SAMPLE TRACKS* sorry about that, got too excited.
>>74767905
>caring about metal archives reviews
>>74768010
A new The Chasm album this year?
neat
>>74766839
>>74768006
>someone saved the color inverted cropped demo i posted
ups lad
>>74768010
haven't listened but it's aoty contender already
>>74766839
>>74767755
>>74767928
here's my metal D
D.R.I.
Dagoba
Damaar
Dan Swano
Dark Angel
Dark Millennium
Dark Tranquility
Darkenhöld
Darkspace
Darkthrone
Darkwood
Dawn
De Magia Veterum
De Profundis
Dead Congregation
Dead To A Dying world
Dead World
Deadguy
Deafheaven
Death
Death Angel
Death Fortress
Death Strike
Deathrow
Deathspell Omega
Deathwish
Deconstructing Sequence
Deep Purple
Def Leppard
Deicide
Demigod
Demilich
Demolition Hammer
Depressor
Der Weg Einer Freiheit
Desaster
Despised Icon
Destroyer 666
Destruction
Dethklok
Devastation
Devildriver
Devil's Dung
Devin Townsend
Diamondhead
Diapsiquir
Dies Irae
Dilinger Escape Plan, The
Dimmu Borgir
Dio
Diocletian
Dirge
Disaffected
Discharge
Discordance Axis
Discrets, Les
diSEMBOWELMENT
Dishammer
Disharmonic Orchestra
Disma
Dismal Gale
Dismember
Dissection
Disturbed
Doctor Livingstone
Dodheimsgard
Dolorian
Doom (Jap)
Doom (UK)
Dot(.)
Down
Dragged Into Sunlight
Dragonforce
Dream Theater
Dripping
Droid
Dropdead
Drowning Pool
Drudkh
Duobetic Homunkulud
Dying Fetus
Dystopia
>>74768077
>im not the only one who knows Dead World
nice
>>74768010
it's gonna be instrumental
>>74766839
that french Mutilated
>>74768100
cool band, you also like Depressor my man
>>74766839
ffo: top-tier deathdoom
1. Metallica
2.Megadeth
3.Slayer
4.Testament
Fuck Anthrax
here's the final version of the ultimate glam chart!
>>74768203
Anthrax debut is better than any Metallica or Megadeth album
>>74768217
tourists fuck off
Notice how the general is literally god-tier without the glamposters?
>>74768217
>>74767925
here >>74768217
>>74768252
fuck you glamfag i'm not talking to you
>>74768238
we're always here
>>74768269
>we
It's just you
>>74768077
>Deep Purple
>Def Leppard
yeah
>>74768269
yeah all three of you
>>74768225
This, why is Anthrax such an underrated band? It always baffled me how good their music is I mean armed & dangerous will forever be one of my top 5 metal tracks
>>74768217
>Crimson Glory
you madman
anyone got a dl for the new Paysage d'Hiver? Not willing to pay $4 for one track on his bandcamp
>>74768225
that's a strange coincidence given that Peace Sells is better than any Anthrax album or any other big 4 album
>>74768343
nah Slayer's first 3 still >>>
>>74766839
Post NWOBHM now!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNr9y-Yb5dw
>>74768375
Reign in blood is imho the best metal album
You can call me a tourist
But your dad calls me Boss
And your mother calls me over
fuck extremecucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KujfGdVOOzc
>>74768375
>first 3
first 5
>>74768416
just report them
>>74768217
This is too gay even for me
a lot of this isn't metal like magnum and Coverdale /page or even glam like tokyo blade, saxon and quartz
l
>>74768323
it leaked, here's the full album
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCnCMHNyny8
>>74768416
Ah yes the nu-male defense mechanism: Don't fight them, just pretend they're not there until they go away
Get stuffed in a locker
>>74768438
report and ignore is the solution to pretty much all of /metal/s problems yet no one ever seems to do it
>>74767755
D wins the title of most metal letter because D is the best tuning to play metal in.
>>74768454
thanks anon! best installment of the Schnee series so far!
what's a metal movie
>>74768465
t. had bully revenge fantasies in high school
>>74766839
>>74768490
Deathgasm
>>74768490
Heavy Metal
>>74767914
The cover for Tapping the Vein has red, too, dipshit
Also
>Reddit spacing
>>74768521
But it's a detail, not 3/4ths of the fucking picture, you dense broccoli
>Reddit spacing
sorry, what?
>>74766839
When somebody says that they like None So Vile but not Blasphemy Made Flesh that's the biggest sign of a tourist.
>>74768217
>Saxon
>Judas Priest
>Crimson Glory
>Implying those are glam
>>74768490
Airheads
Mad Max
>>74768490
Rock Star
>>74768498
this seems metal enough
>>74768506
i've seen that one already but thanks
>>74768540
When somebody says that they like Obscura but not From Wisdom To Hate, THAT's the biggest sign of a tourist.
>>74768498
that movie was garbage
>>74768540
no one has ever said that
>>74768490
the wrestler
>>74768585
it's good fun
>>74768490
Spinal Tap is every glamshit's favorite
>>74768640
it wasn't good or fun
>>74768614
Did somebody say Kat?
I want to rape glamfags desu.
>>74768490
Wayne's World
When soneone says they like Blasphemy Made Flesh but not The Unspoken King that's the biggest sign of a tourist
>>74768665
i want to fuck nu-males, like you, in the ass
>>74768684
haha dude r u gay??? hahaha
>>74768554
Put the alimony in the bag senpai
>>74768665
take a number and get in line, fag
Best judas priest song ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsIfkdDnRf4
>>74768592
(not true, by the way)
When somebody says that they like Altars of Madness but not Illud Divinum Insanus, now T H A T'S the biggest sign of a tourist.
>>74768710
Funny how Rob has the least queer-looking face in that pic
>>74768715
thats their best album in all honesty
>Manowar is glam
>Virgin Steele is glam
>Tokyo Blade is glam
>Crimson Glory is glam
>80's VK metal like Anthem, X Japan, Bow Wow, Loudness are glam
End these ridiculous memes already.
>>74768684
>likes Manowar
>is gay
checks out...
>>74768724
He's a natural in all that flamboyant leather that's why
>>74768736
basically everything with clean vocals is glam
>>74768490
When someone says they like Demanufacture but not Digimortal, now t h a t ' s the sign of a tourist
>>74768736
>tokyo blade isn't glam
um
just listen.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcw5T2N-wOQ
>>74768757
>Mastodon is glam
what a shit genre
when someone says they like glam my hand automatically go to the tourist filter. i stroke the filter and feel i become real. all becoming true
>Liege Lord is Glam
>Jag Panzer is glam
>Tank is glam
>Satan is glam
>Running Wild is glam
>Holocaust is glam
>Steel Angel is glam
>Fifth Angel is glam
>Helstar is glam
>Persian Risk is glam
>Ostrogoth is glam
>Omen is glam
Please cease with these memes already
>>74768817
Embiluluguguguhugual is also glam, just extreme
>>74768817
i like all those bands therefore those must be glam bands
>Blasphemy is glam
>Neoandertals is glam
>Portal is glam
>Arghoslent is glam
>Havohej is glam
>Darkthrone is glam
>Thorns is glam
Please cease with these memes already
>>74768800
>um
>....
Fuck off back to tumblr already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af13cMo6JN0
>Poison is glam
>Ratt is glam
>Def Leppard is glam
>Motley Crue is glam
>Dokken is glam
The memes must stop
GOOD thread
>>74768878
Tokyo Blade is GLAM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFU6pWuBHG8
>>74768878
>posts glam track
?
>implying black metal will ever beat this
>>74767755
>>74767928
>>74768077
I know all you long D faggots didn't pay for these extensive catalogs. Give them all back, anon.
>>74768927
not even the best NSBM, nor the best USPM album
>>74768927
insularum is lowkey better
>>74768927
that's glam
where were you when you saw the glam meme went too far
>>74768927
glam sucks anon
>replying to glamshits ever
>>74768958
in ur mom lol
Anyone noticed how glamshits are trying to claim Power Metal as their own? It's not working losers.
Crimson Glory is glam
Prove me wrong
Protip: you can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH3h0OS84tM
When someone says they like Vektor - Terminal Redux but not Necromantia - Crossing The Fiery Path, THAT my friend is what it truly means to be a tourist.
>>74768984
>implying glamshits aren't powerfags
>>74766839
>>74769000
nice trips, warlock
>>74768950
I can get behind that.
>>74768966
>>74768966
The album exterminates gays, not encourages them. Glam is gay as fuck, accept it.
>>74766839
YEAH YEAH YOU GOTTA
STAND TALL AND FILTER AWAY GLAM
IGNORE BAITS AND HOLD THAT HEAD UP HIGH
THIS THREAD'S FILLED WITH YOUTH WHO'RE UNDERAGED
SO REPORT BEFORE IT GETS TOO LATE
>>74769075
TIME TO SEE
BELIEVE THIS IN ME
THE PAIN THAT I FEEL DEEP INSIDE
Jesus fuck, what a disappointment.
G L A M
>>74768931
>"no!"
There's some timeline out there where Dmshareguy, Axl Rosenberg, and Varg joined Vektor to replace the members that left so DiSanto and crew could release a glam album produced by Peter Tagtgren with half the tracks featuring Bjorn "Speed" Strid.
USPM is glam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odapPrboQio
>>74769139
i want to live in that time line
>>74769139
amazing timeline
>>74769165
BRACE YOURSELVES THE MEME IS EVOLVING, EXPECT TO SEE SOME SHIT NEXT THREAD
>all trad, NWOBHM, power and speed is glam
>>74769231
clean vocals = glam
>>74769231
post none so viles
>>74769241
glamfag pls
new thread
>>74769227
>>74769227
>>74769227
>>74769227
>>74769251
looks like Eddie Vedder in the thumbnail
>>74769139
In that same timeline the album gets remastered by Dan Swano with a few bonus remix tracks by David Vincent and Steven Wilson by the demand of millions of people who were turned onto it by Anthony Fantano's strong 10 review of it featuring Razorfist.
>>74767901
sadly never
>>74767294
>not even best bluecore czechgrind
>>74768660
Kat is definitely tourist filter