tourist holocaust continues edition
>>74766710
thrash is just glam with punk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vu2gsCHFkGI
First for real fucking metal.
enough with the glammeme
>>74769295
I'll ignore glam and join this thread thank you very much
heil hitler
>>74769356
Only fucking death is real.
post glam charts
>>74769356
>satan, brocas helm, jag panzer
nice glam
>>74769385
>jag panzer
>glam
Neck yourself.
We need grunge revival to kill glam revival
NSBM is glam
Heil glam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGgxulHA1PY
this the real thread I assume
>>74769401
sorry, I meant buttmetal
>>74769295
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrVv0OwCWt4
yall niggas need jesus
RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEELAX
IT'S ONLY PARANOIA
White Power 14/88
>>74769417
>tfw big 4 would be big 5 with Overkill, if not for Bobby Blitz
>>74769443
Dude wtf this is a glam thread why do you post NSBM
/glam/ ONLY
when i first heard this it was a breathe of fresh air
Proge AOTY
here's the ultimate maximus glam chart
post tourist filters
I wish I could go back to this thread.
https://rbt.asia/mu/thread/73358175/#73358175
>>74769464
pop-proge
>>74769463
enforcer is glam revival
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv1ydRgeNrY
>>74769496
>Jun 2017
Glam stands for GAY LOVING ANAL MUNTERS
Accept Arghoslent as your savior you fags.
>>74769496
i wish you would go back to r e dd i t
Post NS glam NOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuFAMAYjgq8
>>74769496
VEK
TOR
HER
Pearl Jam with harsh vocals
>>74769485
>>74769521
Arghoslent is as catchy as glam, therefore is a glam band
remember when slayer made a slow song that didn't suck?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzBTHFaA4HQ
>>74769548
I can't even begin to explain how bad this bait is.
Girls
Love
Alpha
Metal
nice try you nu-male
>>74769559
Did I really stopped listening to my glorious funk carioca for this shit?
>>74769485
>>74769568
Not all unfunny jokes are bait, anon
God
Loves
Alpha
Males
Glam stands for gay lubricant for anal mating
>>74769576
i didnt force you to
In Glam We Trust
>>74769608
GLAM FORCE
Geez,
Losers
Adore
Men
POST MORE SATANIKK SPEED SUCH AS VOLCANIC SLUT
>>74769586
God
Likes
Anal,
Mates
USPM IS *NOT* GLAM!
thoughts on this?
GO!
>>74769657
USPM IS GLAM
We need someone who is madman enough to do one of these raging over the state of nu-/metal/
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vxkutwSMab
gay L.A 'metal'
stop replying to glamshits. literally the majority of the last thread was god-tier because people were actually posting about metal and not pop rock. the less than handful of them go away when they get no responses
>>74769685
What the fuck is this
>>74769676
>E-minor riff with open note chugs in between notes starts
>E-minor riff with open note chugs in between notes stops
GO
>E-minor riff with open note chugs in between notes resumes
>>74769485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPvjkIwftu4
>>74769693
>literally the majority of the last thread was god-tier
not a glamshit but the last thread was pure fucking autism, lmao
Gods
Lavishing
Apocalyptic
Masculinity
>>74769729
shut up frogposter
i'm back
POST POWER OR DIE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBpIPIyCauk
save this image, very important
>>74769729
t. undercover glamshit
itt:
ok serious question now
does this glam spam constitute a reportable rule violation?
>>74769729
i think you're what's called around these parts a massive tourist
>>74769485
>>74769752
but Tokyo blade are too good to be considered glam
>>74769780
ironic shitposting is still shitposting
>>74769780
what are you gonna do, report me?
>catchy choruses
>great solos
>melodic riffs
that's what makes a glam song
>>74769729
>majority of thread is people sharing all kinds of albums and demos from various metal subgenres
>autism
The absolute state of nu-/metal/fags.
is Sabaton the "Weird Al" Yankovic of power metal?
>>74769861
yes, sabaton is glam
>when the riffs are A G R E S S I V E
>>74769820
Dissection is glam now
SKELETON METAL TIME
ONLY ALBUMS WITH SPOOKS ALLOWED PAST THIS POINT
Remember when Judas Priest was GLAM?
You don't like glam? Glam makes you feel UNCOMFORTABLE? I think I know the reason why. Hidden within is the truth of our reality and some men just can't measure up and it makes them angry... extreme, if you will. Those that stand tall have adopted this mantra as a symbol of their virility and the status as desired mate.
Girls
Laugh
At
Manlets
Just got back from an Electric Wizard concert. It was THE HEAVIEST.
>>74769889
there's some rumor going around that they're ISIS now lol. there's probably massive telephone effect since it's sourced from nwn but still pretty funny
>>74769896
yeah, why not
>>74769906
This is what psychologists call compensating
>>74769897
GLAM BOYS
GLAM GIRLS
GLAM POWER OVER WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta0jB5BcP5E
>>74769919
>there's some rumor going around that they're ISIS now
No it couldn't be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=go_Oe6XbDTc
>>74769937
*peacocking
>>74769485
ledney is THE metal idiot savant par excellence
>>74769954
Aesthetic
>>74769954
Did they dress the corpse? How do you reach such a state and still have a good portion of your face intact? What are they even doing? I have a lot of questions
>>74769954
>is this one of those indian things where they dig up their dead skellies every year for a party?
>oh jesus what
>>74769485
>>74769559
Seasons In The Abyss though
Guys I'm going to sleep in about 45 minutes, I need some comfy late night black metal recs
>>74769954
I can't be the only one who wants to nut in the girl with the white miniskirt and black tanktop right?
>>74770002
Manilla Road - Crystal Logic
>>74770002
only the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01_BS0y6IlQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_Ah4cVlBR0
>>74770002
dokken breaking the chains
>>74770002
Not black metal but I feel you'd enjoy this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwT2eWzzUtA
Is KISS trve kvlt?
threadly reminder for pop rock glamshits to fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpaxTjogp0E
>>74770052
nah, it's glam
>>74770002
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e154E4TgX0
>>74770058
>posting the same shit every thread
you're not different from glamshits
>>74770052
wow that pic is gay
>>74769485
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N05SWynQfFM
>>74770069
is immortal glam?
>>74770091
been posting the majority of the (you)s to the tourist filter posts lad
>>74770124
fuck yes
>>74770087
what the heck is that
>>74769780
Yes.
>>74770200
>not Fuckin Death
>>74770230
it's virtually the same thing
>>74770260
FD has better sounding prod and Paul sounds fucking wild
also galloping d-beats
>>74770203
>>74770229
this is some quality fucking pasta
this filters the tourist
>>74770203
>>74770229
10/10
>>74770046
This isn't comfy, or even good, kys.
Arise! > Arise
>>74770033
my nignig. Does that Leviathan album even have a physical release??
god I hate niggers
>>74770203
>>74770229
man im just tryin to meme a bit and relax why you gotta put this evil shit on me
It ends.
it beings
You guys like metal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BpYBDMPpvo
>>74770033
Second link is the most atmoshit thing I've ever heard, not that it's a bad thing. Getting real comfy.
>>74770429
RELAX
>>74770052
I love how uncomfortable Halford looks
>>74770556
good glam
>>74769485
>everybody's obsessed with genres and calling each other "not metal"
Where's the positivity, man?
BABY BABY LOOK SO FINE
>>74771024
It's literally just glam where people say this, and it's true.
this kills the glam cuck
>>74771024
positivity is crypo-poptimism and ironic (but not really) poptimism is how these threads degenerate into pop rock shitpost fests
Extremecuck ""metal"" isn't even metal, it's just hardcore punk + industrial.
Prove me wrong.
Protip: you can't.
>>74771153
fuck off
>>74770203
>>74770229
I thought glamfags were supposed to be alpha, did this really upset them so much they reported him?
>tfw Infant Annihilator will never play live
>>74771494
>implying they could even if they tried
>>74771493
his pasta was so nu-male that even the nu-male mods were offended
>In 1994, it was apparent that death metal was slowing down just as black metal was getting popular, but by the following year, it was clear that black metal was slowing down as well. By 1996, “Stormblast” was out and all the kiddies came surging into the genre with the same thoughtless middle-class desperation with which they attached themselves to other trends. This created a great financial opportunity to put keyboards and howl-vocals on mediocre metal and rock and re-sell it as black metal. In the meantime, a new thing called the “funderground” formed where idiots pretended they were fighting back against this commercialism by listening to old punk riffs repeated with worse production and faster drums, black metal vocals. This was a double-barrelled shotgun pointed at metal: the goofy, vapid and effete mainstream black metal versus the three-chord droning nothing-music of the funderground. Both worked to lower standards. At that point, the record labels do what they always do, which is to start making “innovations” that are really deviations to the mean. So we got rock-metal, punk-metal and emo-metal, and eventually the latter took over as a new generation of clueless millennials fled the ruins of punk rock. At this point, metal has not existed for over two decades, but idiots keep insisting it does, while a few lone voices like DMU champion the good stuff that is neither pantywaist nor funderground, because we know that metal will return after spending a generation in the mainstream or otherwise incubating outside of the strict genre. We are mostly waiting for it to become unpopular again so all the idiots, glad-handers, scenesters, hipsters, poseurs and middle class gaping mouthed teenagers leave so that they no longer exert a market force that rewards moronic music and punishes ballsy or intelligent music.
why the fuck nobody likes power metal in this fucking general, death and black metal are utter garbage compared to power
>>74771560
I like Death, Black, and Power Metal.
kys
>>74771560
because all powerfags never actually talk about the music and just speak in buzzwords and memes
>>74771560
tourist fuck
>>74771569
why don't you post power metal then? fucking faggot
>>74771590
I would but I'd rather not discuss it with cunts like you. Tourists OUT.
>>74771507
Exactly.
>>74771560
>meanwhile a symphonic power chart is the fifth post of the thread and uspm is regularly hailed
power and progshits are so self-victimizing jesus
>>74771577
that's not true
>>74771579
>>74771608
>Tourists
what? liking power metal is being a tourist now? come on
>>74771648
>death and black metal are utter garbage compared to power
O U T
>>74771648
>death and black metal are utter garbage compared to power
this is the tourist part
>>74771663
the truth hurts?
Thanks DMU
>>74771678
>waaa waaa he said my genre is garbage
pathetic
>>74771633
it's just a fucking chart
>>74771683
>>74771728
Fuck off samefag.
>>74771683
>>74771728
>powerfag tourist enters thread and immediately starts sperging out over nonsense
really makes you think
>>74771762
fuck off tourist
Post your first metal album
don't be ashamed of anything
>>74771728
considering the reply chain started over some tourist shitter crying nobody liked his genre when uspm is often talked about here lmao
>>74771795
>uspm is often talked about here
often? nobody talks about power
also: europower>uspm
>>74771772
fuck off atmoshitter
>glam
>tourist
>nu male
can you guys not be meme loving fucks for one second
>>74771855
how little perspective can you possibly have
>>74771819
now it's just obvious you're baiting
>>74771855
>projecting
I hate atmoshit
>>74771819
>nobody talks about power
come on son
>>74771883
>everything i disagree is a bait
>>74771879
Fuck off glam-loving nu-male tourist.
>>74771819
i can see you don't frequent this cesspool which makes you a unironically literal tourist
I only like Deathcore
>>74771919
>visits this general everyday
>lol you're a tourist
battle cry is just trad metal, there's no power about that album
time for europower
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HAuXWVLyW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn58-Nl9NYw
Europower is for virgin LARPing faggots
USPM is for MEN
Shut the fuck up and post what you're listening to
THIS ONE GOES OUT TO THE GLAM POSTERS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2ny6cU3ohs
name a group of people more self-victimizing than power metal listeners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsZiWIntw1M
>>74772040
DSBM listeners
>>74772040
atmoshitters and deathfags
power metal follows the truth roots of heavy metal unlike black and death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vkmlujV-TvU
>>74771788
>>74771788
There is no shame
>>74772186
>spamming albums the whole thread
that's some serious autism
>>74772196
>metal
G don't
L do
A drugs,
M kids
>>74771788
>>74772255
>starting this again
>>74772251
tourist in its natural habitat being filtered
>>74772276
it's rammstein shitters fault
if we don't mock and harass the idiots who post garbage that's not even metal in these threads then they'll get more confident. first it's rammstein. then it's slipknot then it's a7x. soon we'll have people posting ffdp. if the faggots aren't eliminated/converted now, we're doomed.
anyways, post metal, faggot.
>>74772330
If you insist
>>74772330
the slippery slope doesn't even need to be explained, it literally happened already with glamshits
metal poptimism is absolutely cancerous
FASTER THAN A BULLET
>>74772330
but wigger nu-metal is hilarious
see: the months/years of ROTNS-posting
>>74772364
hipster choice but good metal
approved
I don't know what kind of garbage you fuckers are listening to. Crash Bandicoot 2 soundtrack is the truest metal
THE FURYO STYLE IS IN MY BLOOOOOOOOD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW_y31bRW3M
"Tourist" will have completely replaced "nu-male" by February 2018. Screencap this.
TERRIFYING SCREAM
fuck off tourist
>>74772730
I'm okay with this
>>74772771
t. tourist
ENRAGED AND FULL OF ANGER
>>74772730
>>74772771
>>74772796
>>74772811
t. nu-males
unironically though, tourists fucking OUT
FUCK
I shouldn't have listened to Helloween and Gamma Ray. All other """power metal""" is fucking lame in comparison.
How fucking pathetic is it that the creators of power metal are the ABSOLUTE PINNACLE of the genre, and everyone since has utterly failed to put out something better?
>mfw realizing I will never enjoy my favorite genre again
>mfw realizing these masterpieces spoiled my taste
>>74772872
starting with you
>>74772881
Angra and Stratovarius are great
>>74772881
Galneryus are the logical conclusion of power metal
This defiles the homophobe
>>74772881
you forgot a band
time to save this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY
>>74773010
everything about this post is 16 yo /b/-tier
>>74772881
did you not care for the kiske sommervill collab albums?
*fucks your mother, sister and girlfriend at the same time in front of you*
nothing personnel nu-males
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s86K-p089R8
>>74772851
t. tourist
>>74773172
t. ourist
>>74773157
>he's 5'9
gives me hope as a manlet
>>74773181
To: Urist
>>74773172
t. literal tourist
>>74773208
t. legitimate tourist
>>74773105
also I feel the need to mention ancient bards
8/10
Last night I dreamed I was listening to an amazing thrash album.
Can /metal/ help me turn my dream into reality?
>>74773315
9/10*
>>74773315
the drumming is fun to listen to and at 45 minutes it doesn't overstay its welcome. #2 bmaoty behind Death Fortress
10/10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le-gItnaRQI
>>74773315
Sounds like early 1349
>>74772935
>Galneryus
MISS ME with that slant shit
lurker of chalice - lurker of chalice
>>74772881
>Helloween
It's that fucking meme band again, /meal/ needs to stop circle jerking over them
>>74773602
>I WANT OUT
>>74773602
fuck off nu-man, helloween is pleb filter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3k62mutHpHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdobHDjcPLw
I love the riffs in this
>>74771788
>>74769295
NUCLEAR BLACK METAL KAMPF
>>74769356
first person i've seen on here with good taste, except I think mentors is just too retarded
>>74771814
my negro
tfw mortuusinsomnis is back
/meal/ for my feel?
>>74773827
alfredo
IT AIN'T A CRIME TO BE GOOD TO YOURSELF
>>74773702
>posts a whole fucking album
>it's the most generic "noise" trash
>"hurr, love le riffs in it"
99% of /mu/ knows fucking nothing about music.
>>74773958
Post somethig better, fuckstick.
>>74773958
>16-18 y/os know nothing about thing
profound revelation
>>74774062
>tfw too old to be here
fuck this gay site
CRYSTAL LOGISTICS IS WHAT YOU'LL FIND
>>74773583
morbid angel - blessed are the sick
QUICK POST THE BEST TRACK FROM EACH OF THE FIRST SIX SABBATH ALBUMS
>>74774564
>Black Sabbath: The Wizard
>Paranoid: Fairies Wear Boots
>Master of Reality: Into the Void
>Vol. 4: Supernaut
>Sabbath Bloody Sabbath: Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
>Sabotage: Symptom of the Universe
>>74774564
>Evil Woman, Don't Play Your Games With Me
>Planet Caravan
>Embryo
>Laguna Sunrise
>Killing Yourself to Live
>Am I Going Insane (Radio)
>>74774604
>The Wizard
>not the s/t
How contrarian can you be?
Also Under The Sun is the clear winner from Vol 4
>>74774633
11/10 well memed
>>74774564
>N.I.B.
>Planet Caravan
>Children Of The Grave
>Supernaut
>Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
>Hole In The Sky
>>74774638
>muh spooky rain
>muh tritones
>>74774677
>I don't like metal
>>74774691
Black Sabbath s/t is psychedelic acid blues, not metal
>>74774564
>NIB
>Hand of Doom
>Into the Void
>Wheels of Confusion
>Killing Yourself to Live
>Symptom of the Universe
>>74774564
>Black Sabbath
>Hand of Doom
>Children of the Grave
>Supernaut
>Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
>Symptom of the Universe
>>74774677
>muh total Cream worship
>>74774701
I bet you think that chart full of NWOBHM, speed and early power is for "traditional metal"
>>74774721
>I bet you think that trad chart isn't trad
>>74774701
>psychedelic
Explain at length what made you say this stupid thing, and I hope to whatever entity you care to hope for that it's just you being an edgy contrarian.
>>74774747
It's not. It's NWOBHM, speed and early power, along with two (2) actual trad albums, one of which >>74774701 this little retard says is psychedelic acid blues. You know, like Cream and Hendrix. Holy fucking shit this site's three different kinds of retarded and only two of those three involves the glammers and the tourist filter posters.
Does /mu/ like Mocking The Philanthropist?
>>74774749
Bath Sabbath took a lot of cues from Blue Cheer and Cream, so Black Sabbath is psychedelic blues rock
>>74774792
>Y took from X, so X is same as Y
Non sequitur and false equivalence. What's the earliest metal album, in your opinion?
>>74774807
Diamond Head - Lightning to the Nations
Galaktikon II really, really, REALLY makes me want to re-download the Children of Bodom discography I listened to nonstop back when I had acne.
>>74774847
Galaktikon II is worse than Malina
>>74774815
You mean the album that takes from Judas Priest, the hard rock band, and the Canterbury scene? The album known as being part of the "new" wave of heavy metal kickstarts something of which it is supposed to be a continuation? It is the beginning of that thing that they later on renewed? That Canterbury Priest band?
Yeah, not metal.
>Explain at length what made you say this stupid thing, and I hope to whatever entity you care to hope for that it's just you being an edgy contrarian.
please tell me you talk like this in real life, to your gf and friends
>>74774815
>Oh boy it's a "Metal started in the 80s episode again!
>>74774873
Yes
>Wikipedia says Black Sabbath created metal therefore any dissent is called trolling
>>74774910
Glad you agree
>>74774923
>Wikipedia says Rammstein are metal therefore any dissent is called trolling
Can there be an anime girl OP image next
>>74774938
you do it lazy fuck
>>74771024
it's all metal bro !
>>74772248
You're a brave soul if that was your first metal album.
Can someone recommend me some cuck metal?