/metal/

what's the heaviest trad album?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NkkN5aeMdU

It's all the same in my world

give me trad bands that released their first good album in 82-84 for a chart please

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>>74742084

>>74742102
Stormwitch, sortilege, oz, witch cross, armored saint, manowar

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>>74742159

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thoughts?

>>74742102
Pokolgep, heavy load, tyrant, manilla road, thor, etc.

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>go into an album blind expecting wank prog
>get a pretty good theatrical heavy metal release with prog influences
>Mike Scalzi on vocals

tel me about pleasant surprises, /metal/

The funniest part about the glam meme is that glamposters want to pretend like this general was strictly black and death metal before they started spamming when that couldn't be further from the case. Death metal was always the most prevalent genre (just look at Metallum, death metal has the highest number of bands out of all genres) but power metal and trad metal were talked about in every thread as well. USPM and NWOBHM were held in as high of a regard as OSDM and the first two waves of black metal were, in many cases they were favored over the latter. Glam rarely saw the light of day because let's face it, glam is basically the antithesis to what metal was all about. There's a reason why most of the popular glam revival bands had more in common with the scene shit crowd than the metal crowd (examples: Steel Panther, Black Veil Brides, Falling In Reverse) whereas modern traditional metal bands actually fit in with the metal crowd (Sumerlands, Angelsword, Slough Feg). Yet now the handful of glamposters want to pretend like this general used to only be about extreme metal before they started shitting up threads while trying to cement this divide between extreme and traditional metal as if this has always been how it is when that couldn't be farther from the truth. Too bad everything I'll say will mean jack shit considering glamposters can only speak in shitposts and have never once come up with a valid reason for why we should take their music seriously.

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>>74742206

>>74742235
>weedrock
Ultimate buzzword
it's called "hard rock"

>>74742221
>knowing Slough Feg
>not knowing Hammers of Misfortune
how is this even possible

>>74742102
Saxon, dark wizard, brocas helm, medieval steel,

>>74742227
It's just another r3ddit epic raid where they think they are changing the world. But really they are just safe space fags that can't understand why everyone doesn't like them. Also 4chan is literally 5 minutes out of most people's lives and most people aren't chronic users.

>>74742278
I do now
My fault, I don't really check for other member's projects usually

>>74742261
>acid rock
another bullshit word
there's no acid rock as there's no alcohol rock or cocaine rock
also, acid is not weed, did you know?

82-86 or 89-93

>>74742090
the scenegirl/goregrind thread was legitimately the best /metal/ thread there ever was

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>>74742351
OSDM is garbage

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>>74742339
kick on some of that 80's glam

>>74742370
>not the funk carioca thread

doom climaxia witchfinder sludge mediafire

>>74742370
I got banned for that

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>>74742439
>actually posts meal
>gets banned
makes sense

>>74742451
disclaimer: i don't like trump

metal for this autism?
https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/mu/search/text/cuckzzy/page/3/

>>74742473
You think that's bad, I got banned for posting a picture of Faust and saying killing homos is kvlt

>>74742437
>derp burple

>>74742439
it's a small price for one of the best threads we've ever had
feel free to do it again sometimes

>>74742489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyR0r1m8enQ

Anything lighter than slayer is cuck rock

Anything other than slayer is cuck rock

>>74742608
>dio and their alpha army
circus midgets

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>>74742608
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS MEME

>life goes better and better but I still want to kys myself
metal for this feel?

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imagine continuing to attempt to meme something for literal months that never takes off beyond the occasional handful of (you)s

>>74742662
I am so sick of this Bowie wannabe faggot

Anything is cuck rock

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I'm a nu-male and I'm tired of everyone pretending it matters or that I'm less worth as a person because of it. You can all meme yourselves out of existence, doesn't change the fact that we're pretty much where humanity is headed. Yeah I might be a cucked BLACKED pegged manlet piece of shit, but soon enough everyone will be. And those disgusting, fat, triggered tumblr SJW "females" with a title in imaginary taxonomy are also the future.

It's awful and I hate it, but it's inevitable. I'm a nu-male, that's right. I listen to feelsy post-avant-atmoblackgaze and like putting things up my arse and whatever. As I said, soon enough we all will be.

Except the lucky ones who can muster enough courage to end their lives, but of course, being a nu-male, I will never know courage in my entire, possibly obscenely long life.

Pic related, it's my favourite album of all times. It gives me *mmmuh feels*

>>74742506
They came down on me pretty hard for it. I got banned multiple times. It's honestly not worth it, I don't get why they want to rule over this general.

Man the forced memers are becoming really annoying here

>>74742708
september 1st soon

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post albums that scare the glam kiddies

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No memes
Post what yer blastin'

>>74742786
yeah I guess they're not fond of borderline cp
I'm sure if you choose them a bit older it'll be alright

>>74742825
digits say today

>>74742849
Yeah but I switched to black teens and they just banned me for spamming instead.

>>74742825
long after Dio and will be missed even more

>>74742857
How's it feel being the biggest faggot in this general?

>>74742885
I guess they just don't like metal

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>>74742829

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>>74742829

>>74742910
new one this year. corchado sure takes his time but given the quality of farseeing, it should be good

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>>74742829
>No memes

>>74742902
They like "metal" as long as its safe to show to their mommy. (Fucking r3ddit)

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>>74742935
my gf's pussy tastes like cotton candy, son

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>>74742828

>>74742961
>tfw responsible for 80% of this chart since I rec the best shit and have influenced the meta for this general for 3 years straight
metal for this feel?

>>74742084
that d beat heavy band posted 3 threads ago

>>74742828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueJJM2PcS1c

>>74743004
Avant-self-delusion-core

>>74743004
Limp bizkit

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>>74742829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0_WsxqA6zM

>>74743037
bvb?

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>>74742084

>>74743073
qt twink

>>74743004
doubt it otherwise it wouldn't be a hard rock general

you're no climaxia or witchy or even dmsharetwink lad

>>74743088
bvb is fucking heavy \,,/, real punk metal

Has the new Leprous leaked? Don't want to waste a bunch of time chasing fake links if it hasn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYe0CboM6yo

autism

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>>74743244
It has leaked a long time ago, but in shit quality, however there is a link in decent quality in the sharethread
Listening to it right now, the first track seems pretty good

>>74743374
t. munale

HE
IS
THE
PAINKILLER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>74743408
reminder that painkiller is speed metal

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWBREAKEEEEEEEEEEEER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0Xmvi6yxdI

The first website I started browsing back in the day was newgrounds. It was a flash website where anyone could upload a video. It was basically childrens cartoons made by horny teens. But then the numa numa meme first became popular and fan art of him was plastered all over the site. I always felt like there was something wrong with what happened. I never even seen the video until it became "viral" and then the website admin was trying to sell out, making an effort to increase his site traffic. Of course the website crumbled and I switched to 4chan. That was over 13 years ago....

>>74743398
nice ty. I've already pre-ordered it so I figure it's not hurting the band too much.

EEEEXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>>74743558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0gDUayxKxM

I don't like racism.

YOU'VE GOTTA SAY GOODBYYYYYYYYYYYE
CAUSE I WILL EAT YOUR MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

>>74743542
UHH YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHH

>>74743558
white girls are the worst

>>74742084
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkShwaM2oRk

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STOP
POSTING
BABOONS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dKcKk1OJlc

>>74743259
>>74743446
>>74743586
>>74743683
Godspeed

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>>74742828

sodomize the holy asshole

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jDS0kLw9uQ

MAJESTÉ
MAJESTÉ
MAJESTÉ
MAJESTÉ
MAJESTÉ

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>>74742828
read the metal archives reviews for this
"b-but it's too raw"
"b-but it's just random riffs"
"b-but legion's vocals are terrible"
if you don't enjoy this album but claim to enjoy black metal you are a certified nu male

Masterpiece

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBTETmJWSjM

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Leproge BTFO by based Qwerty100

>>74743801
Agreed, PDM is borderline war metal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wzf_NL9qvEk

>>74743838
This guy has grade A autism

>50 shitposts of the rock spammer deleted from previous thread and more from this thread
based

>>74743883
What was that other band that had a name like Opeth though? I remember my friend told me he liked that band but was like, "I mean this one not Opeth"

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Best metal band

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxQbyGqZpTY

what songs are impossible to listen to without playing air guitar?

>>74743998
I agree, I honestly wonder why nobody else has tried having a DJ in a metal band. He is what made the band imo

>>74743998
*metalcore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nlAyw0cCZs

>>74744030
They're not even close to metalcore

>>74744015
>nobody else has tried having a DJ in a metal band
>every second nu metal band had a DJ

Similar to khemmis and pallbearer?

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thoughts?

jailbait noisegrind guy when he's not going overboard > le bonnet cuckzzy rainbow spammer

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>>74744098
>that cover

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Post power or die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geR079TNr-Q

>>74744030
it's one thing to post annoying b8 about slipknot
it's another to be serious when trying to argue that they're metal
and it's pure autism to argue that they're not metal without knowing shit beyond what some instagram accounts told you

>>74743965
Otep

Anybody going go any upcoming shows?
Which ones anon ?

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>>74744006
IMO Saw is the Law is Sodom's most overrated song. They've got much better tracks with better solos(Conjuration, Baptism of Fire, and Capture the Flag come to mind)

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>>74744171
Pungent Stench with Birdflesh and Sublime Cadaveric Decompostion + a ton of others
Cattle Decap with Broken Hope
Immolation with Melechesh
A local powerviolence gig
September is looking pretty gud

Any recommendations for me ?
I like death metal bands like Rings of Saturn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIeukOBkUB8

>>74744271
suicide

thoughts on this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-S-LsLJqIc

>>74744171
I might go see Paradise Lost

>>74744325
not as great as i wanted it to be, but it sounds pretty okay. Johnnys voice is irreplacable.

>>74744325
super cool

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>>74744171
>be German
>want to go to Vallenfyre concert in Netherlands
>ordered ticket online through venues store
>"your ticket should arrive in 15 minutes"
>that was on Sunday
>wrote a mail on Monday
>still no reply
end my life :^)

>>74744271
that's deathcore
listen to dying fetus and cattle decapitation for good coreish death metal

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>>74744273
What is this mod's problem? Lol

>>74744380
seen Vallenfyre at Brutal Assault and they were fucking amazing. Its like a fucking Nails show with three doom songs. Greg even fully embraced his inner crust punk and shaved those dreads off and kept a Travis Bickle mohawk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VNx3Ny7cAU

>>74744425
It still makes me wonder that this old dude started his vocal career just fairly recently
He's got really sick growls

>>74744404
stop posting girls in a metal thread, you fucking retard

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So, is Death really the pinnacle of metal?

>>74744466
It makes me wonder how he doesnt kill himself when he has to play something like Erased every night with Paradise Lost

>>74744510
sounds like power metal with growls

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What's your favorite metal music video?

For me it is Rammstein's Rosenrot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=af59U2BRRAU

>>74744171
electric wizard with another band that I don't know shit about
I'm not even that much of a wizard fan, but I heard they're great live

>>74744593
YOU ARE BEWITCHED

>>74744593
music videos are for glamfags to fap to transvestite boys

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>>74744652
are people still pretending this is good?

>>74744652
saw them on brutal
they were fucking awesome

>>74744577
first melodeath, now osdm, is there anything that's not power metal?

>>74744714
/mu/ are still circlejerking it, yeah
Ilike them but I hate the hype around them

http://www.metalsucks.net/2017/08/24/an-open-letter-to-hells-headbangers-records-to-stop-releasing-and-distributing-metal-by-white-supremacists/


Will you guys help end bigotry in metal?

>>74744714
I THOUGHT MYSELF A MASTER OF THE ARTS
THE DIMENSION OF MISERY IS MY PENANCE

>>74744687
You're right, but it's still nice to see a video of a band coming together to make a video for the purpose of exposing their art.

I like thinking about the production of the video and how the bandmembers felt about it(dealing with the production crew, etc.).

>>74744739
osdm that's not Death

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>>74744785
dude ME(N)TAL INSTITUTIONS lmao
GET IT?

>>74744764
literally worse than a change.org petition

>>74744808
NOW I'M A SLAVE TO THE BLACK DRUG
FORCED TO SERVE THIS BLACK GOD

>>74742961

>gatekeeping

>>74742961
all those albums are good, what's the point of that chart?

>>74743801
It's not raw at all; the production is crisp and clear, even the bass.

Problem with that album is that it's where Marduk left behind its more evocative and melodic style behind in favour of a full-on extreme metal assault, which can be fun for a while but gets boring fast. And then they did it again. And again, and again and again until Wormwood came along. It's hated mainly because it inaugurated Marduk's least imaginative and most creatively sterile period.

It's still a great example of norsecore, perhaps the best. This in itself is not far from what >>74743841 hinted at.

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>>74744714
I remember how I discovered this album
>fellow dude with long hair in his OBEY cap excitedly praises it
>turn it on
>muh sampled spoken word intro
>the guitar tone like you ate an amplifier and shat it out your arse
>b-grade doom riff that goes on for too long even by doom standards
>the dude is fiercely headbanging like he wants to get himself a brain damage
tfw

>>74744928
tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin
I can tell you that the point of the chart is not to imply that those are bad albums. It wouldn't work if that were the case. It's simply a bunch of albums that holier-than-thou avant-teens namedrop to seem like they're so much better than anyone else.

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>>74744714
Just listen to better stuff instead.

>>74744947
doesn't depict dopethrone at all

>>74744947
still a good album, though, one of the best examples of 00s stoner doom
>>74744864
>FORCED TO SERVE THIS BLACK GOD
>BLACKED.wav

>>74744764
>an open letter
didn't read any further, literally BuzzWeed/Twatter tier """activism"""

>>74744947
but you can't deny that funeralopolis is a great song

>>74744764
>metalsucks
not reading that shit

>>74744947
>>the guitar tone like you ate an amplifier and shat it out your arse
I cannot comprehend how some people can't enjoy the guitar tone of Dopethrone.

>>74744980
and they're right

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>>74744764
They'll stop releasing it when white supremacists or just generally right-wing musicians stop making all the best metal.

Has there been any good sludge out recently?

>>74744991
I forgot the "messy & moaning 2000s indie vocals" (see Dandy Warhols, DFA1979, etc)

>>74744999
>one of the best examples of 00s stoner doom
>one of the best examples of one of the most mediocre genres in metal
well yeah

>>74745028
>>74745036
Hey guys have you read that book How To Identify An Obvious Contrarian On An Indonesian Yardkeeping LiveChat?

oh wait I see you haven't

>>74745052
t. avant-teen who's VERY mature for his age

>>74745089
what a poor trolling

>>74745028
What? I didn't even remember that song. Just re-listened to it, thought it was a filler track.
So I can deny it

>>74745036
Sounds too much like a synth tьh
Fuck this in sludge too

what's the appeal of gorenoise when it all sounds the same

>>74745142
I wish I wasn't trolled by this album

>>74745090
Can I also rec you "Stoner Metal: More Like, Very Bad Hard Rock"?

is dark-world not responding for anyone else

>>74745090
sounds like a great read, who's the author?
>>74745159
to each his own I guess
I just get rock hard when a song has a long calm intro and then immediatly becomes chaotic

>>74745211
careful with that edge, Eugene

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On a scale of 1/10 how hard is it to play Death songs live and sing at the same time?

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On behalf of /metal/ I hereby demand Slayer to abandon all nazi imagery in their music and official artwork.

>>74745247
>I just get rock hard when a song has a long calm intro and then immediatly becomes chaotic
Well you're easily amused I guess
To me it sounds like an obvious nod to 2000s ebin hip hop spoken word sampling which aged just as well as record scratch sounds in nu-metal

>>74745305
i demand you fuck me in the ass

>>74745305
where exactly is nazi imagery except for ss skulls and eagles, which is not quite nazi?

>>74745333
Are you speaking on behalf of the glamposters?

>>74745219
works for me familia

>>74745336
Angel of Death you subhuman piece of shit

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EEEEAGLE FLY FREEEEEE
LET PEOPLE SEEEEEE
JUUUUUST MAKE IT YOUR OWN WAAAAAY
LEAVE TIME BEHIIIIIIND
FOLLOW THE SIIIIIIGN
TOGETHER WE'LL FLY SOMEDAAAAAAY

>>74745333
me too!
can we have a threeway?

>>74745274
I can't play and sing Ramones songs so I'd say pretty hard

>>74745418
>>74745333
>/metal/ meetup

>>74745390
all this doesn't glorify nazism so it's not exactly the criminal use of nazi imagery, it's just the use of nazi imagery

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>>74745400

>>74745326
what? instrumental preludes and intros are a trope as old as metal itself

>74745326
You're not even trying anymore, you absolute embarrassment

>>74743801

> black metal
> too raw

fucking falsies leave the hall. Besides this album is brutal, not really raw. listen to Ildjarn for raw bm, almost punk vibes

>>74745480
I'm talking about the "there's only a couple of ways you can get out: one is death, the other is mental institutions..." intro. In case it needs clarification

>>74745326
there's not even a single sample in this song

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>>74745400

>>74744271

fallujah

>>74745559
I meant that opener goddamn it, not the 2nd track
2nd track is nothing memorable for me at all, I just don't remember shit from it and I heard it 5 or so times

>>74745465
Oh I'm sure Jeff, Kerry, and Tom all just sat around in the 80s wondering which social cause their band should take on next because they value nothing more than human life. By using German soldiers and nazi symbolism on so much memoriabilia they were doing it merely to inform the end user they condemn such things.

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saaaadnesss reeeeigns
*sigh*
in the hall of the mountain king :^(

>>74745607
So they glorify nazism?

>>74745589
it's 5 seconds, can you not get passed that?
also
>FUNERALOPOLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
>Nuclear warheads ready to strike
>This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
>Nuclear warheads ready to strike
>This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
>Nuclear warheads ready to strike
>This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight

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GLAM!

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This condemns the neo-nazi

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>>74745561
>>74745400
>>74745468
The voice of Bobby Blitz is like an alarm clock to my ears

>>74745658
>Nuclear warheads ready to strike
>This world is so fucked, let's end it tonight
im 14 and this is deep
How old are you anyway, is that your first record heavier than classic rock? Ffs

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*gives your favorite album a 3.2/10*

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Does /metal/ like Crowbar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mM2-iPAY2p4

>74745754
1/10 weak

>>74745775
absolutely

>>74745754
>im 14 and this is deep
it's not supposed to be deep, it's just catchy
>How old are you anyway,
14 you just said it
>is that your first record heavier than classic rock?
nah I've been into metal for a long while, mostly black/thrash right now, but I also enjoy some stoner from time to time

>>74745754

> "STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE. MUMMY TELL HIM HE'S WRONG"

Electric Wizard are great. stop listening to hen if you don't like them. Not a difficult concept to understand anon.

>>74745832
>replying to an obvious troll
don't

>>74745922
just because he doesn't have the same opinions as me doesn't mean he'ss a troll

>>74745865
I was initially replying to >>74744714 , smartass

>>74745832
thank god September is coming

>>74745957
it's a troll

Remember that shitty proge band Circus Maximus?


This is their singer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7gcvCzoUFw

>>74745607
Have you not heard pride in prejudice you stupid cunt? If you're baiting, here's your (you) anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF5iMLldBzE

>>74745922
>>74745992
>implying stoner is good
yeah buddy so much "trolling" here

>>74745957
see?
>>74746008

>>74745274
0/10

>>74745987
>thank god September is coming
I'm not a summerfag, sorry bud

>>74746019
t. Lars Ulrich of electric guitar

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>>74746057

>>74746006
>Slayer
>Post Hannemann

From visionary mind of Kerry "I'm still pretty sure god hates us all I think" King

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time to save metal from nu-males
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_fCEwoQf6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4RQHwHgTIY

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>>74746006
>>74746006

>In early 2011, Hanneman contracted necrotizing fasciitis
> fasciitis

>>74746262
The video or my response?

>>74746391
the video

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Has anyone here ever ordered Bathory stuff straight from Black Mark's online shop? I just want to know if they're competent

>>74744928
to post albums people here like in order to epically troll them

good shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rADpPpE2cv4

>>74746427
Maisie Williams looks great with long hair

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Devin Townsend makes good music

>>74746660
made*

>>74746183
hope he didn't forget the doughnuts

>>74746660
He could almost be decent if he stopped with over-the-top-cheese production and put a little more thought into songs

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Redpill me on Paul

>>74746744
>>>/hm/

>>74746744
aka the better Maiden vocalist

>>74746781
said no one ever

>>74746792
not even Paul

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Have you made your sacrifice to the bat lord today?

>>74746962
that's not batlord you dilettante

>>74747003
If batlord is a goat then this must be a goatlord

Dark-world is back up, any update on MortuusInSomnus?

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>>74747085
no this is a goatlord

>>74747102
then what is this??? skullord? im confused

if there is nsbm, nsdm and nspm whats some ns doom metal

So is skate punk a legit genre? If yes, can there be skatened doom

>>74747124
it's averkill

is there any metal about the sino-japanese wars

>>74747174
I thought it was Babby Blitz

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>>74744593
Just got back from watching my girlfriend being pleasured.

Don't EVER post in /metal/ ever again.

>>74747508
Gabble a dick

>>74744593
>Rammstein
>Metal
>>>/mu/

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>>74747584

>>74747584
Stop posting

>>74747643
>>74747662
>B-b-but wikipeedia sez they'er metla!! ;_;
I bet you think Skinny Puppy and Laibach are metal too

>rammstein
>In my meal
Wtf I was just passing by and I see this dogshit

DU

>>74747712
Give your definition of what is 'metal' then, you faggot

>>74747824
Only after you explain why Rammsein is metal

>>74747778

>>74747824
>what is burden of proof
>>74747757
September's just over a week away, anon

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>>74747824
>>74747835
>>74747852
Rammstein is metal just as much as Led Zeppelin is metal and you homos know it.

>>74747778
DE

>>74747778
DU HAST

>>74744171
Might see Marduk, but I would only really go just to see Abysmal Dawn honestly

probably gonna see Uada

Debating about Boris, but it really depends on what they will play. If I can find out a little before the day comes and it turns out to be an album I don't care for, then i'll probably see Warning instead.

>74747937
3/10, could have used a more ambiguous example

>>74747951
SPA

>literally current year
>dumbfucks still debating on if bands are considered metal or not

>>74742090
would this even qualify as music anymore?

>>74747824
metal is music which can have its lineage traced back to black sabbath and similar trad metal bands of the early-mid 70's. so judas priest is metal because they were largely inspired by those bands, something like manowar is metal because they were inspired by bands like judas priest and iron maiden that emerged from trad metal, something like possessed is metal because they were inspired by thrash, inspired by speed, inspired by trad, etc. every metal band fits this definition, and if they don't they're at most metal influenced.

>>74748005
t. PMRants

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>>74747937
am i being baited?

>>74748014
Also, Rammstein clearly and obviously comes from Oomph! and Laibach, which are, respectively, EBM(early)/Neue Deutsche Härte and martial industrial with the occasional guitar. That does not metal make.

>>74748014
I agree with everything you said, but what's your point?

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>it's the same "what is metal" argument again

>>74745775
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdJ9TxkM84Y
the biggest riffs from the biggest boys

>>74748058
well it was asked what that guy's definition of metal was, so i gave the one that is the most comprehensive around.
as for the rammstein argument, as >>74748043 said rammstein was inspired by industrial acts. while their music has distorted guitars, the riffs, percussion, bass, etc. are more industrial than metallic.

>>74748014
Holy shit this, this is why glamcucks, nu hipsters, rammsteinfags and other faggots shat up the place their music is not actually inspired by any of the currents that are derived from the early trad 70s sound glam=pop forest rock=ambient metalcore=pop punk and rammstein is le alternative retarded normie music

>>74748058
That Rammstein and the like aren't metal, you total reprobate

>>74747979
>>74745790
>>74745527
newfag can't even reply properly

Best Bathory album?

>>74748081
>they're discussing metal in /metal/! Oh no!
nice le angery doggo picture anon xD

>>74745775
They were good before they went buttsludge

>>74748131
Depends what you're after. For black go to The Return or Under The Sign; for viking go to Hammerheart or Twilight Of The Gods
>74748126
1/10 nigga u playin urself

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Give me some doom recs

>>74748146
same tired question every 3 fucking threads
this is like /vr/ and "what is retro and what isn't"

>Rammstein
fucking redditors, this is real metal:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7ZF2xaNhyw

>>74748230
You're right, we should just go back to calling eachother numales.

You fucking cucked blacked faggot

Reply to this or Rammstien is metal

>>74748317
No

Rammstein for next OP

Essential "metal":
Rammstein
Ghost
Mr. Bungle
Dream Theater
Listen to this and you can consider yourself "true" ""metalhead""

Rammstein
More like Goldstein

>>74748458
They literally shilled officially for the USA government

>300 posts
>54 IPs
shit thread

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>>74748482

>>74744714
god i hate how contrarian this shitty general is

i'd usually not ask but since theres no sticky

is there a commonly posted image or something with some good starter stuff?

The only 'metal' i've listened to was teenage stuff like BMTH or whatever which i'm sure is pleb as fuck

>>74748515
God forbid each of us posts more than four times

>>74748116
i feel you
i wish we could just have a /trvemeal/ with no coreshit, nushit, meme metal, or glamfags

>>74748262
hippie music?

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>>74748538

>>74744714
>>74748529
that album is good, but all their albums after that are shit as well as 95% of the gay stoner """"""""""metal""""""""""" bands they inspired

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>>74748538

>>74748560
thanks.

does this all fall under like 'classic' metal though? As in one element, or does it cover a good few subgenres?

>>74748560
>"traditional heavy metal"
>save two albums It's all NWOBHM, speed and proto-power

>>74742090
this is hilarious, good post

neu >>>74748590
>>>74748590
>>>74748590

>>74748587
yes, it's just classic metal, no subgenres

>>74748538
heres a good Mega archive for starters https://mega.nz/#F!Uc5UwY4J!x_sGjU2Frkh-HTRM-jpDWw!lAwyBZRZ
First listen to key records in several genres
next choose your fav genres
proceed to wiki and charts

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>>74748618

>>74748538
I recommend you ask your question in the new thread >>74748590

>>74748538
I recommend you don't listen to >>74748702

>>74748560
>no paranoid
weak